Running around posting on very old threads like sprinkling life force onto old skeletons and watching them dance Classic / Dud?

I AM Jack's raging hangover

Well, all I can ask is, where's all the madd posters at? May as well go diggin if the action is slow, no?

a lot of the thread revivals seem really pointless

esp. cock-man reviving his own threads obv.

i have a feeling this is a gonna be the thread that's revived on a yearly basis....

there seem to be a lot of threads started by people who don't seem to have posted before that are just regurgitations of other threads started only recently

It probably means the end of ILX or something.

For some people it's *always* the end of ILX.

I love cock-man! He slew Tinchy on that Rinse battle!

What?

Huh?

Reviving is great, it's the done thing.

Dud when people revive old threads that I killed, STAY DEAD DAMMIT!!

just kidding.

I don't understand any of you. When someone starts a new thread on a topic that was vaguely covered some time by like 2 people over the course of like maybe 3 posts back in early 2001, people lose their shit. But apparently reviving is a primal sin as well! WHAT DO YOU ALL WANT FROM EVERYONE?

some ppl like reviving. some ppl like starting new threads.

I want stevenm to stop scaring children in his Santa suit. It's neither funny nor amusing and can only be considered positive if you have Gary Glitter's sense of humour. Not amused ILX, let's stop this sort of thing now!

Ilxors bitch and moan about everything shockah!

haha call Dan Rather!

Well I restarted the cancer thread although in hindsight it was pointless: my mum's healthy. :-)) The year has started classique already.

Y'see, you start a duplicate thread, and someone posts a link to the original one with four answers from 2001 (and they don't say anything else but the link so you're not sure if they're being helpful or irritated or just sitting back basking in the obsessive compulsive glow), so people go and revive that but by now the newer thread's already gained a few answers and they both just sort of shamble along the new answers page until one of them finally 'wins'.

Oh, the humanity etc

That's evolution for ya!

http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg
"Quite frankly, I'm pretty sure everyone's overreacting to everything around here. What everyone needs is some fudge. Everyone likes fudge. The sugar high that will onset will definitely increaase the quality and volume of posting so that thread revivals will be a thing of the past. The offensive, evil past. Honestly, I'm thinking maybe the deletion of ILX is what is important here, a new start, a fluffier, cuddlier world."

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"Vous êtes bête, Fluff. Pensez-vous que je ressemble A Posh de l'Epice? Oui, oui. Ceux-ci sont les bons jours. Je suis pour la renaissance de toutes choses. Oui. Me."

http://www.br-online.de/bayern3/musik/meilensteine/img/91_brucespringsteen.jpg
"Now hang on there, girl. The revival of the past, I got a little something to say about that, ok? I had a friend was a big baseball player back in high school. He could throw that speedball by you, make you looklike a fool, boy. I saw him the other night at this roadside bar--I was walking in and he was walking out. We went back inside sat down, had a few drinks but all he kept talking about was glory days and, well, they'll pass you by in the wink of a young girl's eye. There's a girl that lives up the block, and back in school she could turn all the boys' heads. Sometimes on a Friday, I'll stop by and have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed. Her and her husband Bobby...well, they split up. I guess it's two years gone by now? We just sit around talking about the old times, and she says when she feels like crying she starts laughing thinking
about glory days, and how they'll pass you by in the wink of a young girl's eye...You know, I think I'm going down to the well tonight and I'm going to drink till I get my fill, and I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it but I probably will. Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture a little of the glory, but time slips away and leaves you with nothing, mister, but boring stories of glory days."

http://www.terra.com.br/dinheironaweb/213/fotos/midia_01_din213.jpg
"Just shut the fuck up. All of you. Shut the fuck up."

i just wanna know who all the anonymous people are

i don't have a problem with thread revivals per se. i guess there are just a lot of threads annoying me lately. but what right have i to get annoyed eh? what right? none, that's what. still these tears are real.

I'm not anonymous. Am I? AM I, STEVEM?

who is?

Since this thread will obviously be revived sometime in the near future, I would just like to take this opportunity to tell the Pleasant Plains of April, 2004, to NOT draft Kenny Lofton in your Fantasy Baseball League. I know, he's playing for the Cubs alongside Sammy Sosa. Just don't do it.

Perhaps there should be a Memo To Self thread

(Hi Ferg)

Don't they always seem to go?
but you don't know what you've got till it's back at the top with a "1 new message" tag..

A memo to self thread is an unbelievably good idea.

Classic, some of these old threads become topical again. Or not, but I'm pretty new on here and if something piques my interest I like to add my opinion.

We're holding the draft in March, not April. I'm still staying away from Lofton, but I would have felt better had Pleasant Plains of January, 2004, warned me about Aaron Boone. Sheesh.

classic, I'm just hitting random, it's like looking for treasure but not as rewarding :)

Not as rewarding as FINDING treasure, you mean?

It's too depressing.

I think starting new threads is bad, unless you're sure.

I think reviving old threads is harmless, and may be better than that.

Isn't the title of this thread taken from an old d20 throw?

It is taken from an old D12 rap.

Now now thread, just lie down in the archive and go back to sleep.

This thread wants to eat brains.

Is this the end for zombie Shakespeare?

Umm, I started this thread and I have not heared the D12 track. Just to be clear. It came out my own subconscious.

Liar! Guards, seize him

ITS BLUDDY TRUE I TELL YER!!

(Interested anyway.. Post the lyric/text please...)

I'll shit on you
Da da da da
I'll shit on you
I will shit
I'll shit on you
Girl you know
I'll shit on you
Bitch or man
I'll shit on you
I will shit
(Swift aka Swifty McVeigh)
I remain fatter than gluttony
Tapin bombs to the back of record companies
Blow em up if they ain't want me
The national guard
They scared to hunt me
I love beef
I got you hoes duckin me
A drug thief
Bitch I'll take your marijuana
These slugs with keep yo ass away from my corner
I drown niggas in hundred-degree saunas
You can act a fool if you wanna (bitch)
It's this lyrical piranha
Strapped with a grenade
In the pool with your mama
Attack her by the legs then I pull her to the bottom
Twist nothin up like a condom
Slap it if u muthafuckas got a problem
When I see em
You hoes endin up in a fuckin mausoleum
Or hiden in the trunk of a black & gold bm
Pull in the garage while u screamin
Keep the motor on then I'm leavin
I'll shit on you
(Chorus)
I will shit on you I don't care who you are
I'll shit on you
I don't give a fuck about you or your car
Fuck your house
Fuck your jewelry
And Fuck your watch Fuck your wife
Fuck your kids
Fuck your family
I'll shit on you
(Bizarre aka Peter S. Bizarre)
I'm a alcoholic with the fuckin toilet
Pass the hot dogs
(bizarre aren't you Islamic)
Bitch shut your fuckin mouth
I'ma keep eatin till
Richard Simmons comes to my house with a chain saw to cut me out
I'll fuck your wife
I had sex since I met her
I'm to busy fuckin
Your 12 year old baby-sitter
And all women ain't shit
Only good for cookin,cleanin,and suckin dick and thats it
I was responsible for killin John Candy
I got Jonbenet Ramsey in my 98 camry
I don't give a fuck who you are
I'll shit on anybody
Truly yours the idiotic Bizarre
(Eminem aka Slim Shady)
My adolescent years weren't shit till what I do now
I never grew up I was born grown and grew down
The older I get the dumber the shit I get in
The more ignorant the incident is I fit in
Ignorin the shit how boring it gets
When there's no one to hit
I don't know when to quit throwin a fit
I know I'm a bit flaky but they make me
Its they who raised me and say the can take me
Its they who legs I brake and make achy
Its they who mistake me and make me so angry
"I'll shit on you"
I'll spit on you
Start pissin then do the opposite on you
You weren't listenin I said I'll cop a squat on you and
Start spillin my guts like chicken cordon bleu
And straight shit
Like notorious big did to that bitch
On his skit on his last album
Running around posting on very old threads like sprinkling life force onto old skeletons and watching them dance Classic / Dud?
Pull my pants down
(Chorus)
(Kon Artis aka Denine Porter)
Is Richard Pryor still alive
If not I'm sicker than he was prior to him dyin
Born brainless
This steel ain't stainless
Your bloodstains are all over this steel god dang it
Bitch brang it
These niggas that i hang wit
Will hang u up naked by your ankles danglin
My needa stays stranglin
I don't need your help
If u gon give me the pussy
I'll unloosen my belt
I'll punch your daddy not
Your moms kinda cock
Your sister tends court
Your aunt supply her rocks
Buck 50 cross yo neck
Floss yo tek
I'll beat you wit it across yo chest
(Kuniva aka Von)
It's only right I jack your car keys and run
Spent all of my advancements on weed and guns
For fun, when I'm drunk
I'll run a truck through the weed house
Jump out and beat your peeps down worst than Steve Stout
Put you in chokeholds I learned last week
From the police man
Who caught me stealing weed from his jeep
I see hoes bitin
Y'all don't wanna brawl
Thats like D-bo fightin Peablo Bryson
So what you hollering and yelling about
I'll reach in your mouth
And pull your fuckin skeleton out
Niggas get hit wit a two piece
"Bling Bling"
With a poisonous sting
I'm such a violent thing
(Chorus)
(Eminem aka Slim Shady)
Once I get on 2 hits of x
My disk slips and disconnects
Till I walk around this bitch with a twisted neck
But still shit on the first bitch who disrespects
Over reaction is my only reaction
Which only sets off a chain reaction
And puts 5 more zainiac than maniacs in action
A rat pack
In black jackets who pack 10
9 millimeters
5 criminals pullin heaters
And spillin liters of blood like swimmin pools
Shiesty individuals shoot at bitches too
A lotta people say misoginistic which is true
I can't deny it matter of fact I stand by it
So please stand by it before we start up a damn riot
If u don't wanna get stampeded then stand quiet
Boy girl dog woman man child
I'll Shit on you
I will shit on you i don't care who you are
I'll shit on you
I don't give a fuck about you or your car
I'll shit on you
Fuck your house fuck your jewelry and fuck your watch
I'll shit on you
I will fuck you wife if you fuck with me
I'll shit on you
You heard me
(Eminem laughing)
Bitch
I'll shit on you
D12 will shit on you
I'll shit on you
Your life
Your wife
Your kids
Your car
I'll shit on you
Your house
Your spouse
Your rings
Your things
I'll shit on you
I'll shit on you
I'll shit on you
I'll shit on you

Naah, he got that off this board in the first place!

lyrics from lyrics websites are NEVER accurate, why is this?

dud

I disagree.

It seems to be that time, when this happens.

Dud, and stop talking like RJG.

OK, admit it: You're all doing this today!

(OK, not all)

lol @ markelby "smackdown"

It's pretty funny to revive this one just to say "Dud" - kinda like Moe telling Curly to "Wake up and go to sleep"

Lol