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― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Must I roll on the floor everytime?

Last time, I rolled onto a book, and it was very painful.

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:22 (twenty-one years ago)

less painful than having it fall on yer head

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Less talk, more ROFLs, pls.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I'm sorry.

I rolled onto the Dictionary if it makes you feel better.

That was actually a good thing. I was looking for it for a couple of days.

― Aja (aja), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Rolling on any book is recommended if you wish to be covered in the print media.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

THIS THREAD LIES!

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahaha

― s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

AJA GO TO BED

― dean! (deangulberry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:02 (twenty-one years ago)

hee hee hee

http://fopg.cheesefarm.co.uk/images/avatars/blossom.gif

-- the surface noise (electricsoun...), April 13th, 2004.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, here's the right place to post this:
So last night I dreamt that none other than our Mike Hanle y (well, okay, it was kinda like a combination Hanle y + someone other undefined figure) was my roommate! And it was horrible. I was trying to sleep, and he kept waking me up for no good reason, muttering some nonsense at me. And to get out of the place, I needed money that I didn't have. So I just tried to sleep. But he wouldn't let me. And there was some kind of awful party going on, at the same time. That's all I can remember. Fie on you, Hanle y! I'll not allow your almonds!

-- Mitch Lastnamewithheld (mitchnet7...), February 10th, 2002.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I had med. brown hair and went for a darker brown hair dye. I left it on 20 mins because thats when my tester looked good. But now my hair is dry and it is too dark. It looks black. I have to get engagement pictures in less than 30 hours. How can I tone this? Get a little color instead of this black look? Thank You
-- gabby2pink (gabby2pin...), April 13th, 2004.

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SHUT UP
-- @d@ml (nordicskilla@hotmail.com), April 13th, 2004.

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 04:18 (twenty-one years ago)

You probably need a moderator to capitalise this thread title. It's way too subtle otherwise.

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 06:56 (twenty-one years ago)

From 'Ask A Drunk'...

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Is there anyone out there who has NOT stuck a paper clip in your ear to see what you could find?
I did.

I found an autographed picture of my 5th grade teacher and the key to a "56 Chevey I used to have.

-- Zen Clown

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silly to stop with a paper clip. i found that by working in small increments, i was able to advance from a paper clip to a wire pipe cleaner to a coat hanger to a welding rod and then, finally, to six feet of corrugated steel re-bar. it's a thrilling sensation to feel a full fathom of frigid metal whish past your molars and scrape the underside of your brain pan. what a rush!!
i have a good chum who's taken the same tack with explosives. first he'd bang caps off in his ear with a flint splint and spark hammer. from there he moved steadily through pixi-pops, block-busters, and M80s. He's now at the point where he can take full sticks of TNT in both ears at the same time (synched detonation with a bite action IR master/slave unit).

and then there were those girls in ho chi minh city. they had ears of steel by god. 9000 GIs a day. really makes you stop and think.

-- hurley

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 10:44 (twenty-one years ago)

My mum used to get her hair cut by Emile. (Just Emile) he was a burly miners' son.
-- chris

My mum used to get her hair cut by Emile. (Just Emile) he was a burly miners' son.
Elton John would never have cut it
-- Dadaismus

Didn't Emile go into a highly expensive partnership with a guy called Michael? The latter was always off sick and Emile couldn't handle the responsibility on his own and the customers began to boo him.
-- Mikey G

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 10:51 (twenty-one years ago)

About half the time women on ILE describe their ideal man, it seems to be me. Do other people find this too?
-- N. (nickdastoo...), April 13th, 2004. (nickdastoor) (later)

― Super-Kate (kate), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I really fuckin' resent my ancestors (not in a P Larkin way, altho that too, have sex w/ me & I'll tell you all about it). I mean picture the scene 70 skidillion yrs ago somewhere in Africa. "Hey we're moving." "Where to?" "Some GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING PLACE WHERE IT'S COLD ALL THE FUCKING TIME! It's great, see, you have to spend loads of money on extra clothes, going out is torture, even staying IN is torture because even though we'll be coming back periodically to raid oil it still won't be enough to keep our fuckin' skyrise jerry-built little hovels fuckin' warm because nothing will be insulated properly! Everybody will be depressed and coughing and frostbitten and just wanting to fuckin' hibernate but instead we'll get to go to work every fuckin' day for the privilege of not fuckin' freezing to death! Cool huh?" "Umm.." "Wait it gets better! Half of the heating budget will go to leaving the water heater on all night and even then come morning there'll only be enough hot water out of the tap to fill a motherfucking piss bottle so everybody will be walking around even more depressed and violent cuz they're unshaven and look and smell like shit all the time!"

Why the goddamn FUCK did these idiots populate this fucking wasteland? Is this any way to live? (OK I'm 1/4 Hungarian which makes me some kind of pseudo-chink or something ["Mongoloid, he was a mongoloid, unhappier than you & me!"] but what's everybody else's excuse? (Embracing-dark-side dept., maybe that's why I don't really 'get' the historically pacifist [heh] Brits mass-demo'ing 'we're sorry about that other shit we won't raid yr oil no more' [not to mention trying to convince the world for the last 50 yrs that you're really a bunch of conscience-stricken commies] - doesn't convince me - it is in your natures. Repeat after me, "We are assholes who want to kill everybody and steal their shit but don't worry we will get our just deserts, ie annihilation, and it was all our own fault for MOVING TO A GIANT MEAT LOCKER" feels good doesn't it but the craven cowering in the face of cosmic destruction doesn't SUIT you, although if somebody can figure out how to keep a cup of coffee HOT for the space of time it takes to drink the fucker then maybe the prospect of WW3 would aggravate me a bit more (World responds - "You NEED more coffee?" Uh, sorry...)
-- dave q (scrape10...), February 19th, 2003 12:19 PM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:39 (twenty-one years ago)

One of the all-time great posts that.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:41 (twenty-one years ago)

No. I find you to be intensely arrogant, but then again, maybe some ILXor women find arrogance attractive, too...
-- Super-Kate (masonicboo...), April 13th, 2004 3:38 PM. (kate) (later)

wow.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It's the "you NEED more coffee..."

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:44 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck off all of u!!! u all know that Nick is well fit really and its only because your jealus cos your boyfs are all mingers or maybe just cos your all lezzers!
WE LUV U NICK!

-- jenni (jenn...) (webmail), April 13th, 2004 3:45 PM. (Matt DC) (later) (link)

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hi there Jenni all other fellow Nick-fans. I'd love to spend the night with Nick, a couple of bottles of wine and his guitar. I would be allowed to give him as much pleasure as he has given me. I would lights a million vanilla scented candles and pour him some expensive wine. We would get high and drink until our mouths started to feel that special way when you've just got to start kissing - then we do. We kiss slow and tender at first but then things start heating up. I can feel how hard he is and I know that he is wanting me as badly as I'm wanting him. He's very shy so I always take the lead. He watches like a hungry wolf as I undo my blouse and play with my nipples. I pick up his hands and place them on my breasts. He is so gentle and he feels so right. Before long I take him and lead him into the bedroom. He sits down on the bed and I treat him to a private lap dance. He can't withstand much more of this teasing so I take down his pants and climb on top of him. Our bodies are a natural match and we move together in perfect harmony. It ends in a smashing orgasm for each of us. He sings ‘Is It Wicked Not To Care?’ for me. Then we sleep in each others arms until morning.
-- Margaret Frumpp (margare...), April 13th, 2004. (later)

― Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I've just done a purge of the office to make sure I hadn't accidentally printed out the Word document that was written in. I think it would've been unexplainable.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Would he sing it in the high pitch? (I'm assuming it's the one on the Belle and Sebastian album)

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh yeah, Freddy would totally be rolling over in his grave if he knew he was being associated with raging boners.

-- Kim (grimstitc...), April 13th, 2004.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"a smashing orgasm", makes me think of Bullesye.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

does this mean you are asexual?

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

nobody on this idiotic thread is cool you are all dirty little ass wipes who need your ass kicked by big fat african! And y'all suck real bad and are real stupid and retarded and well your just dumb!
-- dontfwithme (lotu...), April 9th, 2004 11:22 PM. (later)

Well, the whole thread really: The BLASPHEMOUS thread.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd just like to point out that after his resurection, Jesus was technically a zombie.
-- mei (meirion.lewi...), April 13th, 2004 12:38 PM. (mei) (later)

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA

― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess, but if someone says 'shy' I think 'yes, I am shy'. If someone says 'confident' I think 'yes, I am confident'.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), April 13th, 2004 6:37 PM. (nickdastoor) (later)

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thread of the day, hands down
-- stevem (bluesk...), April 13th, 2004 6:37 PM. (blueski) (later)

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If someone says 'nazi sympathiser' I think 'yes, I am a nazi sympathiser'.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), April 13th, 2004 6:38 PM. (nickdastoor) (later)

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Fire-eater? Yes, I am that.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), April 13th, 2004 6:39 PM. (nickdastoor) (later)

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

From that thurr "who should America invade next?" thread:

South Africa. That Mandela dude's been buckin us for years.
-- omg (o...), April 13th, 2004 1:14 PM.

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Dude, he's retired.
-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 13th, 2004 1:34 PM. (Horace Mann)

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'Dude, he's retired.'
So we're just going to let him get away with all his crimes?

-- omg (o...), April 13th, 2004 1:36 PM.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I personally can't stand God, 'specially after bitch-ass trick refused to pimp my hair dye one too many times. Get to steppin', Creator
-- Donna Brown

Man that thread rules.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

VengaDanPerry, you hacker, these posts were a nostalgic shoutout to my old cartoon-like secular death metal friends. Reactualizing feudal libertinage with today's ethic would never have cross their mind since they preferred to take the divine marquis and itchy and scratchy at face value etc.
-- death metal dude (anonymouspostin...), April 13th, 2004.

I'm in Awe.

― omg, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 17:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I said I loved comic sans here at work once to be funny - but my co-worker chimed in with how much she loved it, too.. and how much she loved it in purple, even.

-- mandee (mandeewrigh...), April 13th, 2004

I'm a sucker for posts about Comic Sans.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Perhaps Strongo is exploding forth from his trousers even now.

-- Ricardo (boyofbadger...), April 13th, 2004. (later) (link)

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Rocket from the crypt.

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), April 13th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Look i love white people i even love people who dont understand GOD but you must admit blacks have much love for the Lord.

-- (lo...), April 13th, 2004. (later) (link)

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Dan confirm this

-- omg (o...), April 13th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

obituaries should be written in comic sans just to lighten the mood.
-- mandee (mandeewrigh...), April 13th, 2004 3:12 PM.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Bus drivers are stupid. Cab drivers want to screw you in the back seats of their unlicensed vehicles and charge you for it. It's a Catch-69, all right

-- Donna Brown (summerbabe82...), April 13th, 2004. (Donna Brown) (later)

It's a Catch-Something-Else-Entirely if you're not careful.

-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), April 13th, 2004. (Horace Mann) (later)

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I think the moderators are going to schedule a webcast soon, where they're going to do a power point presentation called:

"Not About Your Little Dick Issues: Evolving ILM in the Year of the Baltimore Bitches"

-- M@tt He1geson (matt@game[remove]informer.com), April 13th, 2004.

― C0L1N B3CK3TT (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

DAN CHERRY I WNAT TO LAERN ABOUT MUSIC TEACH ME EVERYTHING YOU TUAHGT EAGLE EYES THX

-- BLUNOTEFANN (BLAKEYROOL...), April 13th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:18 (twenty-one years ago)

i believe we should take a break here, and have a bongo solo
-- Kingfish Balzac (kingfis...), April 13th, 2004.

― de, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:49 (twenty-one years ago)

what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Lost soul?
Man all I said was you could take a shit on god's desk if you wanted to. That's what free will is all about. Thing is, I think it's pretty funny any time someone shits on someone else's desk, unless it's mine.

-- martin m. (marti...), April 13th, 2004.

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ABORT PROJECT STOOL PIGEON! ABORT!

-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...), April 13th, 2004.

― de, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

HIPSTERS BE ANALIN'

-- dean! (¢¼¢À¢...), April 13th, 2004. (deangulberry) (later)

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

This just has to be here...

okay so I figured "this won't be bad, maybe some awkwardness and depending on how it is I'll either keep going to the kitchen or run back to my room"
so of course I walk out there and she's got her ass in the air while this scrawny indie fop WEARING A TRUCKER HAT AND NOTHING ELSE is attempting to INSERT HIS COCK IN HER ASS.

ON MY COUCH

I go out and this sight actually caused me to go "oh ugh god!" My roommate tumbled out of her awkward position onto the floor landing on her shoulder and Trucker Hat fell to his side with a grunt. my roommate shrieked "what are you doing home?!" and scampered into her room, almost on all fours, past me. she slammed the door behind her. Trucker Hat gathered his pants and RAN INTO THE KITCHEN

of course i followed him and he was sputtering "sorry dude sorry dude" and I just said "let me get my sandwich and you go clean up MY couch!" he again said "sorry sorry sorry" and ran out of the kitchen and to the bedroom, he pounded on the door and asked to be let in, and my roommate let him in.

MY LIVING ROOM SMELLS LIKE NOTHING I'VE SMELLED BEFORE

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), April 13th, 2004 4:10 PM. (later)

I don't know if I'd ever actually laughed out loud at ILE before.

― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear!:

"you want to take it up the ass, take it on your bed."

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:27 (twenty-one years ago)

it was hard to say it with a straight face but I concentrated on the thought that some trucker hat wearing, Postal Service-listenin' indie ass had possibly discharged on my couch whilst fucking a Glamorama-carryin'-but-not-readin'-emo-listening actress.

-- Gear! (drink_to_remembe...), April 13th, 2004 5:27 PM.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I think that anyone who thinks that leaving assspunk on your furniture is an aphrodesiac is a person to avoid sexually.
-- VengaDan Perry (djperr...)

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also: domestically.
-- mark p (mark.p****...)

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Good god, the entire thread owns this and every other excelsior of all time ever.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 13 April 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 605 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

penelope cracked me the fuck UP

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.ao.net/~scruffy/images/madonna.jpg

- Allyzay finds proof that Madonna is a zombie!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

In bed sittin’ and reading by the t. v. light
Stay away from the window, thunder and lighting
And the rain, the rain keeps fallin’ down
That’s something that hasn’t changed
Yeah, there’s something inside me, it’s quiet when it rains
At the end of the rainbow, there ain’t no pot of lasagne
And the light in the morning, hardly ever shows
Ain’t no easy living, everybody knows
And it’s all around us........
Barry scenario

-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...) (webmail), May 5th, 2004 9:12 PM.

It's the pot of lasagne, that sealed the deal.

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know why the Britney thread is so hilarious to me today but:

I love when Britney tries to explain things.
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), May 5th, 2004 4:24 PM. (later)

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

From NA's B-day Thread:

You are required to send me a video like famous actors use for awards ceremonies they can't show up for, talking about how you're pleased to be invited but you have to be on location, and then thank your agent and God.
-- NA (naamm...) (webmail), May 5th, 2004. (later)

There is no God but God, and Ovitz is his agent.
-- Tep (te...) (webmail), May 5th, 2004. (later)

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm thinking loads of punk bands must have hefty drummers and CAss is on crack or sommat.

a) indeed, loads of [punk] bands have hefty drummers
b) whether or not she is on crack, CAss is a fucktard

-- martin m. (marti...), May 5th, 2004. (later)

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thats the first time ive seen someone use that word who doesnt know me. why am i a fucktard?
-- CAss (CassandraKollaki...), May 5th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Adding to that:

why am i a fucktard?
Do you actually read anything you post?

-- martin m. (marti...), May 5th, 2004. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:40 (twenty-one years ago)

she¿ i thought cass was calum.

― dyson (dyson), Wednesday, 5 May 2004 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahah! No, shes a bit of a proto-Aja. Actually she makes Aja look clever (which in some ways she is).

That whole I need a nickname thread had me in tears, I dont know why it tickled me so. I like silly.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, thank you.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I think aja is smart.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja roxxxx

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:41 (twenty-one years ago)

You'd be right.

Right now my GPA is 4.0. Some silly Sister tried to make it a 3.8, but I always turn in my assignments. Me, have a missing assignment? No Sister, your the one missing something.

xpost.

Thanks music mole.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.urban.ne.jp/home/ubik/cinema/sister.jpg

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I love Allyzay.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:48 (twenty-one years ago)

I think I do, too.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

No, she weighs more, has white skin, short hair, and really does look and walk like a penguine. Everyone hates her. Everyone!

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

hahaha

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, she's a right cunt, I know who you mean.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I smile greatly at what unfolds here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.mrbensons.co.uk/sl/l/6/S_V0068672.jpg

The bottom one, right?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:53 (twenty-one years ago)

the pope must diet!!

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:54 (twenty-one years ago)

A right cunt??

She's left handed, just like me. Oh, makes me feel ashamed.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, just so you know, I'm doing the homework she assigned. Awful, just awful.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

How dare you say that.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop listening to Gene, Ally!

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Was the homework researching ILX?

xpost hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha BUT NICOLE I AM HAUNTED BY THEM!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 May 2004 01:58 (twenty-one years ago)

4.0 GPA Aja? I thought you were a police officer?

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Social studies.

My sixth grade teacher made me like Social studies and she has made me hate it.

4.0 GPA Aja? I thought you were a police officer?

I'm a student.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.home.no/t68/oslo/cartoons/image007.gif

― Allyzay, Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Hahaha - 'respect my authorit - eye!!!'

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:03 (twenty-one years ago)

two annoyings doesn't make a decent excelsior thread.

― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

how about three?

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Well I know I will now spend the rest of the afternoon trying to figure out how to form Voltron with my breasts.
-- Allyzay (thank...), May 5th, 2004 6:41 AM.

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Moderator, lock universe.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), May 5th, 2004 6:42 AM. (Ned)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

(PS Aja, I did mean what I said as a compliment, sorry if it seemed otherwise! Heh)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

no-one likes a crawler.

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I do.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Thats alright, I'm more of a shuffler.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Good for you music mole. Have fun with that.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Stop listening to Gene, Ally!

xpost hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha BUT NICOLE I AM HAUNTED BY THEM!

ARGH!!!

*throws self off cliff in despair*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

HI AJA!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Sleep well tonight, sweet Nedward.

― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

moderator, lock raggett's stinky corpse pleease.

― omg, Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

HI AJA!
-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), May 6th, 2004 8:17 PM.

Greetings.

― Aja (aja), Thursday, 6 May 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

dodgeball should be the official sport of ILX.

there should be a tournament.

-- RJG (r_gillander...), May 6th, 2004 11:52 PM. (RJG)

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 6 May 2004 05:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Me: kegstand, accidentally kick out kitchen window with steeltoe boot mid-kegstand, topple back upright, continue toppling, fall down stairs, laying on floor, look up and this girl I don't like who has a big fat moustache and likes me is standing over me saying: "are you ready to fuck me now?". Me, lying on floor, bruised and drunk: "ha ha you look like Super Mario Brothers". We didn't fuck.
-- nickalicious (nza2342...), May 6th, 2004. (later)

― Nellie (nellskies), Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:19 (twenty-one years ago)

From the "so wrong it's funny" file:

fat people are cool as long as they dont smell of ham

-- mist (trojansamura...), May 6th, 2004. (later) (link)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's nearly time for another one of these...

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I can do that...

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

...and I have. Mods lock this thread plz?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 6 May 2004 17:35 (twenty-one years ago)

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