This is the Thread Where I Say Pt. 15: Sight of You (Makes Me Feel Blue)

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As you wish.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Did you show up just to do this?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

And because you missed me so much, sweetums.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Mmm, I did. Recuperation progresses well, I hope??

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I missed you too. And yeah, I feel pretty okay.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Are you eating lots of Jell-O? I hear that's your constitutional right, as an invalid.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:30 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't like jello so much - but I have been drinking a lot of water. Doesn't taste as good, and you can't do the squishy suck it through your teeth thing, but it's working for me at the moment.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Nobody's noticed that I changed my name again.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Of course we have.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I did, anyway.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

It's supposed to be Kryptonian.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Supposed to be.

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

kryptic Kryptonian?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

hi everybody, btw.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Amazing! *desperately tries to figure out if the title is a Pale Saints reference or if the line actually came from somewhere else first*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, see who suggested the title and take a wild guess.

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:40 (twenty-one years ago)

*checks* And happiness is had.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://theAges.superman.ws/History/jorel1.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:44 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/capedwonder/Krypton/Krypton_family_portrait.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

ARGH.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Don't make me get out Last Tango in Paris!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I. Dare. You.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Butter!

Parkay!

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:23 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.deliaonline.com/picturelibrary%5Cjpeg150/sp/sponge-soft-butter.jpg

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

(xpost)

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

smooth & spreadable!

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

okay what the fuck are these threads for already

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

isn't it about time for someone to come and ask what these threads are for?

omg xpost!!!!!!!!!!

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

that was frea-kay

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img36.photobucket.com/albums/v108/mkottema/dolly_copy.jpg

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

omg lol wtf

― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

OH BOY I'M WEARING THE LOLLERSKATES NOW

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(no really, what the hell is this)

― ARL (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

These threads are sort of the watercooler of ILX.
"Hey, here's what's going in my life."
"Dude, my job sucks."
"At least you have a job."
"How'd you get in here, this watercooler's for employees only, Casuistry. Get back on the sidewalk."
"Hmmm, we're gonna need better security."

― Huk-L (of Earth-2), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:10 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought it was a watercolor!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Who put Grade-ade mix into the cooler? it's colored purple, now!

― Kingfish Disraeli (Kingfish), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Pale Saints did.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:25 (twenty-one years ago)

How long have you gone without checking your voicemail at work? I went 2 hours today and had 9 messages.

HOOTIE AND THE BLOWFISH IS PLAYING ON THE LITE RADIO STATION HERE! ARGGGHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!

In better news, I have 21 minutes left of work today.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 2 June 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

32 minutes until the rock/roll/whatever party starts.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 June 2004 00:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i went for two years with no voicemail and then they finally gave it to me three weeks ago and i haven't had ONE message.

― mullygrubber (gaz), Thursday, 3 June 2004 00:27 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the international equiv of the sheepfuxors thread Ade (that one being the Aussie/NZ watercooler chat thread).

Mind you we dont care who pops in there either.

Hello everyone I feel like I have been awfully quiet lately. I havent anything much to say. Im on holidays and yet checked my work mail this morning. And then got angry at my friend for teasing me about my desk (I loathe being teased).

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 3 June 2004 00:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I get nothing but rockstars with hurt feelings on my voicemail.
"Hey Huck, this is Lita Ford. I thought we had an interview scheduled for right now. Where are you? I know I said last time that if you ever blew me off again, it would be the last time I ever spoke to you, but I just can't give up like that. Let's make this work, honey. For the kids."

― Huk-L, Thursday, 3 June 2004 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Gaz, what's your number? Nobody should be without voicemail messages, that's just a recipe for pain!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 3 June 2004 08:28 (twenty-one years ago)

I handed in 10,000 words of my thesis (with outline and timetable) yesterday! Let me just say

WOOHOO!

But it's still a while before I can apply for an upgrade on my degree. But still, I did lots of work! woo!

― sgs (sgs), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Awww I am so cheered! My mum, my sister and Eve the dog just came to visit me at work (admittedly I was mainly excited to see Eve, who is the cutest thing IN THE WORLD, as I may have mentioned before).
Here's a pic though it doesn't do her justice:
http://www.angelfire.com/poetry/playforth/evecp.jpg

Oh yay Sarah! (I am still struggling with my current 4000 word paper and have no idea how I will manage 20,000 next year...)

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Can't see the pic Arch. yay Sarah! I have an exam in two weeks, mu studying isn't going... erm, well it isn't going!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw, unexpected visits at work sound lovely (but I can't see the pic either).

The only way I can conceive of things with thesis-like proportions is to break them down into smaller units, so this chapter was all made of 500-3000 word individual bits all strung together. I've got to trick myself into working most of the time until enough accumulates.

― sgs (sgs), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

You can do it Sarah, we have faith in you!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:11 (twenty-one years ago)

:)
Archel, what's your 4000 word paper about? Does the count include footnotes/quotes?

― sgs (sgs), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:14 (twenty-one years ago)

It's 'Disability, Rights and Access in the Network Society: the impact of information and communication' and it does include footnotes and quotes, although we're discouraged from using footnotes anyway. I have written about 3000 words already, but now it's the job of making them actually make sense...

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 3 June 2004 09:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 911 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

yeah some of the titles were pretty scary. "Boot Fucking".

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

and you can watch previews....i may have to check out the boot fuking one. Whatever the hell that is.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't decide whether fucking a boot or fucking WITH a boot would be a worse interpretation.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Galoshes & Ginch

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:04 (twenty-one years ago)

If the preview shows these things I may bust a nut before I even order it.

http://www2.localaccess.com/rockhell/blast/moonboots.jpg

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I guess we need to put a NSFW designation on this thread now.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh! Basic Colors! H O T.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.homevideos.com/revforeign/dasboot.jpeg

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Do the soles leave a happy face footprint?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:47 (twenty-one years ago)

please god let them leave a happy face footprint.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

man, just imagine a camera shot with legs sporting those boots cranked up into the lens

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 14:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Some days you guys are better than coffee.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

hunh, whaddayaknow. my high school choir teacher is finally retiring. he spent 3 years trying to get me to join, and i finally did my final year. I found out a little later that both him & his kinda twin brother both studied under my uncle at Olivet Nazarene.

i wonder if any of my high school teachers are still there, even.

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Might as well get the Dick Bushey joke out now.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

god help us.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

oh yes, that was another endless source of amusement for many people...

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a really awful '70s p0rn0 once where the lady was wearing white rollerskates and a scarf around her neck. The man had a Magnum PI moustache and a helmet of curly hair. I have never laughed so hard at a p0rn0 in my life.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 15:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeanne releases the secret beta-max tapes of her being conceived....

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Jeanne unleashes the secret beta-max tapes of her being conceived....

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

WTF.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Did the rollerskates stay on?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Officials Hope Video Will Inspire Gorilla

NEW ORLEANS - A gorilla sex video is getting regular play here. It's not the sort found easily
on the Internet, but officials at the Audubon Zoo are hoping it'll inspire one of their gorillas into
action.

Casey, 21, came to New Orleans two years ago on permanent loan from the Como Zoo in St. Paul,
Minn.

The hope was that he would impregnate one or all of the Audubon Zoo's three female lowland
gorillas — Binti and Fanya, both 28, and Binti's 8-year-old daughter, Praline.

Casey gets along well with Binti, Fanya and Praline, but he hasn't produced any offspring. "He gets
a little intimidated," curator Dan Maloney said Friday.

Maloney got a tape of copulating gorillas from a camera used to monitor another zoo's gorilla area.
It's played in the indoor cage where Casey spends his nights.

"He doesn't seem that interested at this point, but he likes watching television so he does watch it,"
Maloney said. "Hopefully, he'll get some inspiration."

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Poker is actually a game of skill -- not video poker, but Texas Hold 'Em and whatnot. A friend of mine occasionally makes his living from playing poker.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

Is your friend Ben Affleck?

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Not even close.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes, thats what I play. Texas Hold Em and Omaha.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:01 (twenty-one years ago)

yes, the skates stayed on, but what was so hilarious was how she was struggling to keep her heels in the air because the weight of the skates was plenty.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Well, if you're good at it, there's not much of a reason to be worried, is there?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 17:30 (twenty-one years ago)

when you have an addictive personality there is....

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, hey, I fixed my ukulele and learned a chord! Stardom, here I come!

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yes but if you're making $1700/day it might be OK to go crazy for a few weeks, you know? Especially if you send some my way.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

upon transcribing my interview with Maynard of the Woggles(who are playing here next month), i have come to the conclusion that i talk way too much and have really tangential interview threads.

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 01:04 (twenty-one years ago)

The Woggles fucking rock. The last time they were here I danced more than I have in a long time. I was soaked in sweat.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 02:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Urgh, I played last night and won another $500! Crap.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 09:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Well chris, maybe it's better that you give me all of your winnings & that way, you might learn to quit!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 09:42 (twenty-one years ago)

And i've also got conjunctivitis! HOTT!

Alright, I'll give my winnings out to everyone! Free money for all!

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Hurray! I'd like $200 please.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 12:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd like everything you've got pls!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 12:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I've disabled the "login to real money" feature for a month. I think its pretty cool that they encourage responsible gaming and take steps to help people who have problems. Now i'll just play with fake money. its fun. www.pokerroom.com

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

this is the 1000th post. time for a new thread. what about "This is the Thread Where I Say Pt. 16: Monsterpussy"?

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Or "TITWIS Pt 16: And Your Little Dog Too"

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

or "pt 16: The Comforts of Madness"

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:21 (twenty-one years ago)

TITtWISt 16: "All Your Gmail Accounts Belong To Us"

I just got a gmail account, which I'm not planning to use. Just because they're there.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

"pt 16: Sound of Confusion"

― Kingfish of Burma (Kingfish), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:31 (twenty-one years ago)

I left out the "Are"! Blah. I hate Mondays!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:32 (twenty-one years ago)

i got a gmail account weeks ago. i've never used it. someone can have it if they want to change their name to mine.

― Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Part 16: I Liked It So Much, I bought the company.

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Part 16: Ladies' Choice.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Part 16: Clothing Optional

― Huk-El (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Thy will be done.

This is the Thread Where I Say Pt. 16: And Your Little Dog, Too

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 14:53 (twenty-one years ago)

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