Because ILX needs more fun: WHAT IS YOUR SQUIRREL NAME?

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Jonathan Williams from this day forward you will also be known as:
Arch Bishop Bushkisser

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:04 (twenty-one years ago)

General Furrycheeks!

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Professor Bignuts

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Scratchy Scruff

― MarkH (MarkH), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

General Drunkenpaws!

― j.e.r.e.m.y (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Pope Scruff

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Chief O'Squirrely

― marvin wang (marvin wang), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

klekekekrfjlksg

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Furry Acorn Short of An Oaktree

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:11 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.rotovibe.com/images/sq3.gif

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Professor Bushkisser

awesome.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Brigadier Nutkins

― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Lady Furryface

i love squirrels.

p.s. where's kate? i think she loves squirrels as well!

― colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:17 (twenty-one years ago)

she's off posting as Randy

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Major McTwitch! Perfect!

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to love Squirrel, which reminds me, I got a tip-off about a butcher in hereford....

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Baron McBush.

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Corporal Crazy Whiskers

Corporal?! I'll be Colonel Crazy Whiskers before this war's over!

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Count O'Nutty

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:20 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.medianugget.com/img/000162.gif

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to love Squirrel, which reminds me, I got a tip-off about a butcher in hereford..

now i'm crying!

― colette (a2lette), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Admiral Honeynuts

BRING. IT. ON.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not joking either

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I was bitten by a squirrel once. They're crazy. You all just stay away from me.

― Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Aaah.

Those were the days

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Chris, surely there is bugger all meat on a squirrel?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:25 (twenty-one years ago)

carey to thread!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Duke Fluffycheeks.

― Mikey G (Mikey G), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

It's more of a soup stock then a cut of meat.

― Kenan Hebert (kenan), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Deputy Nibbles his Nuts.

Ah crap, now EVERYONE knows about my habit...

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Would this have pissed you off?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:27 (twenty-one years ago)

private o'nutty, reporting for duty.

i unknowingly ate squirrel when i was a kid. that's rural alabama for you.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Matt, that's why I refuse to give the bloke at Borough market 15 quid for one

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

I can get you yer own if you like, there are plenty of the little fuckers round my way. I can use Felicity's patented squirrel attraction technique now as well.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Are the Cheeky Girls going to put out a song called "Cheeky Squirrel Network" in honour of that site?

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

The gardens behind our flat are all really unkempt and overgrown and thus are home to many squirrels. Which is nice.

My wife saw an enormous fox there one day, basking in the sun, which is unusual for urban foxes isn't it? I never see them except at night.

Which begs the irrelevant (to this thread) question:

Do foxes sometimes breed with dogs (stray or otherwise)? Because this particular fox was HUGE for a fox, and had a slightly doggish face. But it was red and had a bushy fox tail.

― marvin wang (marvin wang), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

no way am I eating crack-addled London Squirl, I need me some rural meat

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

http://perutz.salk.edu/~mnanao/sbait.jpg

what is your squirrel bait name?

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Commander Crazy Whiskers, which is surprisingly macho for a squirrel

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

the night before i left london two weeks ago, i saw a large fox on the path outside my friend's block. i've never seen one in north london, only far west, and it caught me completely off guard. i gave a girly shriek.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Lord Drunkenpaws.

Squirrel and dumplings is good eatin'. (He said thirty years after he last ate it.)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw a fox one night in the big park next to my parents' house in Louisville (in the city, not out in the country). And last year ILXors spotted a deer in their backyard.

― hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I see deer all the time. I was biking the other day and saw one like 10 feet in the woods from me

― Whiskeytown Littlecock (ex machina), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:41 (twenty-one years ago)

I see lots of foxes in North London.

Especially in Edmonton, pretty much every time I go there I see one when I get the bus back home.

One time we were walking to the bus stop and saw a fox and a cat facing off on the pavement so we ran up and shooed the fox away. Our good deed for the day.

― marvin wang (marvin wang), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh no! I can't believe my boyfriends squirrel name is Archbishop Bignuts - that's spooky.

― Rumpy Pumpkin (rumpypumpkin), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)

we saw two deer in Waltham abbey on Sunday, and we get foxes playing in the garden

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Arch Bishop Wagglebottom

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:53 (twenty-one years ago)

"Nutty McNutt"

too close for comfort

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I live in North London, and we've got a whole tribe of foxes living in the gardens at the back of my terrace. The other day there were three or four cubs chasing each other about, at about five in the afternoon. Adorable.

Life must be pretty cushy for an urban fox; plenty of discarded food, lots of shelter and no chance of the royal family setting their dogs on you.

― Wooden (Wooden), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

awful fox sounds early this morning (3am), the worst i've ever heard i think

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)

the ones by my friend's place in balham were really aggressive and would come up to nose at the patio door, rip into the rubbish, and generally disturb whatever they could. her country-dwelling, hunt-crazy boyfriend tried to get her to take a gun to ward them off.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Countess Out of Their Tree

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

I am "Doctor Bignuts". My life is now complete.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

ooo. Nutty Honeynuts

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:30 (twenty-one years ago)

General Crazypaws

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

"Ardillitillo"

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Adrian Langston from this day forward you will also be known as:
Dave Curlyarse

what the hell

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-5-1090544479.jpg

― Ade (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Professor Crazy Whiskers

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 20:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Baron or Baroness McNutty. Makes sense, I think.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 23:23 (twenty-one years ago)

from this day forward you will also be known as:
Corporal Fluffycheeks

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Tuesday, 27 July 2004 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm Doctor Honeynuts, but I already knew that. The ladies have referred to me as that for years.

― Bryan (Bryan), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 00:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Count Nuttykins.
And after a very slight permutation: Twitchy McTwitch.

― Dan I, Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Corporal McBush.

He who got hit by the squirrel tail is Fluffy Dangleberry.

― Carey (Carey), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 01:09 (twenty-one years ago)

General McNutt. Hmmmm...

An uncle of mine took to shooting squirrels in his backyard (this is just outside of Richmond, Virginia, where apparently you can still do things like that). And he cooked and ate some of them.

Professor Bignuts

Probably not work-safe

― j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Pope Bushytail here. *wiggle*

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 06:40 (twenty-one years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
George W. Bush from this day forward you will also be known as:
Lieutenant Nibbles his Nuts
Dick Cheney from this day forward you will also be known as:
Furry Smallnuts
Donald Rumsfeld from this day forward you will also be known as:
Lieutenant Out of Their Tree
John Kerry from this day forward you will also be known as:
Baron or Baroness O'Squirrely
John Edwards from this day forward you will also be known as:
Doctor Acorn Short of An Oaktree
Bill Clinton from this day forward you will also be known as:
Duke or Duchess Crazypaws
Hillary Clinton from this day forward you will also be known as:
King or Queen Smallnuts
Barack Obama from this day forward you will also be known as:
Admiral Fluffycheeks
John Lennon from this day forward you will also be known as:
Commander McBush
Paul McCartney from this day forward you will also be known as:
Scratchy Nutless
George Harrison from this day forward you will also be known as:
Dave Bushytail
Ringo Starr from this day forward you will also be known as:
Twitchy Wagglebottom
Kurt Cobain from this day forward you will also be known as:
Brigadier Drunkenpaws
Jimi Hendrix from this day forward you will also be known as:
Major Scruff
Bono from this day forward you will also be known as:
Scampy Bignuts
Michael Stipe from this day forward you will also be known as:
Doctor Nutkins

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 06:53 (twenty-one years ago)

Queen wagglebottom, and chris is colonel bushkisser.

― Vicky (Vicky), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 06:55 (twenty-one years ago)

If I was evil, I'd put half that sentence on the Out of Context Thread. But I'll resist.

Urban foxes are just brazen in this day and age - there's a load round my building that just walk around in daylight. There were a couple fighting in the garden two nights ago, pretty much right outside my window, and its a horrible noise.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Aww I love squidgers!! My name is Lady McBusy, I say!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Nibbles Von Bushy. Classic.

― Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Haha! It suits you!

― PinXor (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 28 July 2004 07:24 (twenty-one years ago)

thirteen years pass...

Squirrel name generator fail.

― Dan Worsley, Sunday, 7 January 2018 21:54 (eight years ago)

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