Movies based on thread titles

"Life Is Perfect?"
"Identity Cards"
"Good Intentions"
"How I Got Out Of a Date I Didn't Want to Go On In The First Place"

actually it sounds like a fleischer bros. cartoon:

or, a legal thriller about a conflicted criminal attorney:

"Defend the Indefensible"

-- |a|m|t|r|s|t| (|a|m|t|r|s|t...) (webmail), August 10th, 2004 11:24 AM. (amateurist) (link)

actually it does not

it's like home alone meets the 400 blows

Chemical Ko-Ko (1929)
Ko-Ko's Hypnotism (1929)
Ko-Ko's Big Sale (1929)
Ko-Ko's Harem Scarem (1929)
Ko-Ko's Conquest (1929)
Ko-Ko's Focus (1929)
Ko-Ko's Knock-Down (1929)
Ko-Ko's Saxaphonies (1929)
Ko-Ko's Signals (1929)
Ko-Ko's Crib (1929)
Ko-Ko's Hot Ink (1929)
Ko-Ko's Reward (1929)
Ko-Ko Beats Time (1929)
Noise Annoys Ko-Ko (1929)
Ko-Ko's Chase (1928)
Ko-Ko's War Dogs (1928)
Ko-Ko's Courtship (1928)
Ko-Ko's Act (1928)
Ko-Ko on the Track (1928)
Ko-Ko's Magic (1928)
Ko-Ko in the Rough (1928)
Ko-Ko's Dog-Gone (1928)
Ko-Ko's Parade (1928)
Ko-Ko Cleans Up (1928)
Ko-Ko's Big Pull (1928)
Ko-Ko Heaves-Ho (1928)
Ko-Ko's Catch (1928)
Ko-Ko Goes Over (1928)
Ko-Ko's Field Daze (1928)
Ko-Ko Squeals (1928)
Ko-Ko Lamps Aladdin (1928)
Ko-Ko's Haunted House (1928)
Ko-Ko's Hot Dog (1928)
Ko-Ko's Earth Control (1928)
Ko-Ko's Tattoo (1928)
Ko-Ko Smokes (1928)
Ko-Ko's Bawth (1928)
Ko-Ko's Germ Jam (1928)
Ko-Ko's Kozy Korner (1928)
Ko-Ko's Kink (1928)
Ko-Ko the Kid (1927)
Ko-Ko's Quest (1927)
Ko-Ko Kicks (1927)
Ko-Ko's Klock (1927)
Ko-Ko Chops Suey (1927)
Ko-Ko Explores (1927)
Ko-Ko the Kop (1927)
Ko-Ko Hops Off (1927)
Ko-Ko the Knight (1927)
Ko-Ko's Kane (1927)
Ko-Ko Plays Pool (1927)
Koko Needles the Boss (1927)
Koko the Kavalier (1927)
Koko In 1999 (1927)
Koko Makes 'Em Laugh (1927)
Koko Back Tracks (1927)
Koko Gets Egg-Cited (1926)
Koko the Convict (1926)
Koko Kidnapped (1926)
Ko-Ko's Queen (1926)
Koko Hot After It (1926)
Koko at the Circus (1926)
Koko Baffles the Bulls (1926)
Koko's Paradise (1926)
Koko In Toyland (1925)
Koko Steps Out (1925)
Koko's Thanksgiving (1925)
Dixie (1925)
Koko Eats (1925)
Koko Packs 'Em (1925)
Koko on the Run (1925)
Koko Nuts (1925)
Koko Celebrates the Fourth (1925)
Koko Sees Spooks (1925)
Koko Trains 'Em (1925)
... aka Koko Trains Animals (1925) (USA)
Big Chief Koko (1925)
Koko the Barber (1925)
Koko the Hot Shot (1925)

A life gone wrong, starring random ex-drunk/junkie etc.

http://ilx.p3r.net/random.php?board=1

-- |a|m|t|r|s|t| (|a|m|t|r|s|t...) (webmail), August 10th, 2004 11:32 AM. (amateurist) (link)

actually no

The umpteenth documentary about the contemporary Republican party and its institutions.

Aging hipster ponders meaningless of existence while drinking self to death. In LA. Sad ending, or course.

A film by Richard Linklater, follows the tale of one American vacationer wandering around the famed Dutch city, encountering a variety of zany characters, including a weedmongering would-be telekinetic, a highly animated street musician, and a bitter-but-'hilarious' existentialist prostitute. With original soundtrack provided by Viggo Mortensen and Buckethead.

peter horton
dianne weist
and introducing checkles the freckled chimp

in a joel siegel film

BATHTUB HALFPIPE

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Bradley Wilson (Jimmy Fallon) always dreamt of being a cop. Instead, he finds himself stuck as a bike messenger, but when one of his routes coincides with a would-be purse snatcher, he finds a determination he never knew he had! Sassy Black Actress co-stars.

Frankie Muniz and Seth Green star in a wacky buddy film in the tradition of "Dude Where's My Car?" complete with hilarious hijinks, international espionage, and a few suprises. Rated PG.

All-male cast with explicit ALL MALE sexual content. Hot men push themselves to the heights of ecstacy. R.

Brent D from Pitchfork, of all people (along with someone who I'm kind of annoyed has the same last name as me) actually did make a a Corey And Corey movie: http://www.coreyandcorey.tv/

Aging businessman ponders meaningless existence while drinking self to death. In New York. Deliriously sad ending.

[Young black comic] unjustly wanted on a [victimless and wacky] criminal charge tries to hide from the law by joining a monastery. The tagline is something like "What happens when a 500-year-old relgious order...gets a brand new dose of soul?"

Struggling musician ponders meaningless existence while... oh, you get the idea. While in Vienna.

Crusty Jack Nicholson takes young man under wing, shows him the wisdom in being a curmudgeonly bastard. The old man's not so crazy after all! A tragedy in the third act leads to tears.

Depressing Italian movie that wins the Palm D'Or.

A claustrophobically close study of an unhappy couple that can't seem to make the effort to break up. Many shots of him or her blankly staring out a window to the accompaniment of slow piano chords.

Jarmusch's latest plotless clunker gains a brief glimmer of life when Lou Reed says, "Shut the fuck up, you drunk motherfucker."

Vince Vaughan and Owen Wilson inherit a New Hampshire fishery -- but his will provides one million dollars for both of them provided they get rid of all the fish within 24 hours. But Wilson must also make it to New York City that night to stop his girlfriend from leaving to enroll in a graduate program in Tashkent. After running into numerous obstacles on their way out New England, the pair have just one hour to sell of all the fish to unsuspecting New Yorkers.

Kinda like 'I, Robot', but in this movie, the dogs are pissed and start eating everyone's slippers and stuff. Head Dog In Charge is played by Pippin of 'Woof' fame. Resistance is lead by Emilio Estavez, since he did alright against the robots in Maximum Overdrive - surely he can handle Pippin and Co? Love interest played by... Ally Sheedy, all done up like a goth so she's hot like in Breakfast Club. Charlie Sheen is Estavez's wacky sidekick, nooch.

Best thread evah!

Another 'hilarious' bodyswap comedy starring James Belushi as a loveable slacker-type and er... Jude Law as his slick, over-generous Wall Street best buddy. After Belushi wins a magic wand in a game of poker, he swaps bodies with Law and spends the rest of the movie trying not to fuck up life for both of them by losing Law's job. Obv, Law has to teach him the trappings of being a rich high-flying prat such as talking to women without staring at their tits and how to wear a suit etc.

Straight to video.

You've Got Mail 2

Dude, Where's My Car 2

Life Story of Greg Kitten.
Starring Judd Nelson as G-Kit.

A collection of the funniest moments from New Line Cinema's last twelth months' output.

The latest instalment of this never-ending 'cult classic'. Some of the early ones were Ok, but now the franchise is kept going by a dwindling band of forty year old fans who tell you 'It's so bad and cheap, that's what makes it funny'.

Earthquake thriller with muchos special effects. Samuel L Jackson stars as the Only Scientist That Can Save Canada. Follow his quest to balance out any seismic activity by firing nuclear warheads at critical points of canada from space. with a shotgun. Obvious sad self-sacrifice ending when he saves Canada by crashing the fully laden shuttle into... someplace in Canada, sending shockwaves and all that richter-sclae goodness into the US. Canada rejoices. The end.

Psychological horror. Richard Dreyfuss and Kirsty Alley star as a couple harassed by a methodical madman who keeps on calling and leaving threatening messages. Turns out he lives next door and is only making the calls because he thinks he's calling his brother and is being genuinely funny, but he got the wrong number and ended up hassling these poor folk. Then he gets arrested and they give him the death penalty. The brother (intended prankee) then kills Dreyfuss and Alley with a SHOTGUN, ironically carrying out the threats the screwball other brother made in the first place.

Shit, that sounds like a good movie. I'm gonna make it.

Sequel to rubbish early 90s cromedy The Opposite Sex starring Courteney Cox and various Jewish geezers. The gang all meet up again after 10 years or so at an underwear-only bar. Gary Busey stars as surly bar owner Fat Champ.

The Beyonder, a being of immense, god-like power, transports a host of Canadian celebrities to a specialy constructed battle planet to fight for ultimate control of their nation, including Droit de Signeur over all it's pretty ladies and handsome fellas. Most get killed in a bloody and imaginative fashion.

Starring Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, William Shatner, Alanis Morrisette, Jim Carey, Mike Myers etc.

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Carmen Miranda = very Brazilian

Jerry Bruckheimer produces this high-octane propaganda destruction flick to keep in his vaults for the day that Britain says something bad about the US and there needs to be a media-powered rivalry.

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James Cameron directs this pulse-pounding sequel to last year's sleeper hit! This 4-hour epic follows 10 would-be comedians in comic throwdowns -- to the death! An amazingly detailed and life-like Jay Mohr-android stars.