Who is the horniest ILXer?

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Not necessarily sexiest, but who seems to be stricken by the randy blood disorder most often? Who's always gagging for it? Who's always getting it?

Velveteen Bingo has to come pretty high, I'd guess.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Sunday, 15 August 2004 08:45 (twenty-one years ago)

You didn't read the "My girlfriend asked me to buy her some underwear for her birthday... " thread, did you?

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Sunday, 15 August 2004 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Read it? I AM it, practically. But last week was an abberation! I'm not normally that bad. Am I?

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Sunday, 15 August 2004 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

aldo in "failed to notice new name by recognising email address" shockah!

I'm not normally as bad as that, but the heat makes me go all funny. I blame the summer.

― aldo_cowpat (aldo_cowpat), Sunday, 15 August 2004 09:52 (twenty-one years ago)

erm.... the amazing randy obv??

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 15 August 2004 10:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd say Ken C, if not only for my unnatural obsession with him.

― chrisco (chrisco), Sunday, 15 August 2004 19:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Given my active past (talked about too much on here already) and the fact that I've not had sex with anyone who isn't me in a year and a half, I think I'm a contender.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 15 August 2004 19:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I've not sex with anyone who isn't me in nearly three years.

― Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 15 August 2004 19:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I went about 2 years without until March of this year but to be honest I shouldn't have bothered then anyway.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 15 August 2004 19:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Martin, you and Nick South4ll need to have a sex-off.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:03 (twenty-one years ago)

If we're talking about how long it's been, well, I'm beyond horny. I think I'm spikey by now. God, how annoying.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Je4nne, if memory serves....you're a complete hottie. What's the problem?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:06 (twenty-one years ago)

other people?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Bingo

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Shit, I just got a compliment and didn't even realize it. Bless yr heart, Alex.

― Je4nne ƒury (Jeanne Fury), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:09 (twenty-one years ago)

No charge.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

yay!

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"complete hottie"!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I notice that no one told me, Michael or Ronan that we are totally hawtt and what's the explanation for us not having sex?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

you are obviously doing something wrong

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:38 (twenty-one years ago)

like carrying brollies

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:40 (twenty-one years ago)

ha, except surely looking camp would help me to attract men, no? Also, you will be laughed at for calling it a 'brolly' in Britain. Here we call them 'bumbershoots'.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I think my main problem is alcohol and drugs are always easier than attempting to chat up girls. I'm sure it's common enough.

To be honest I don't care about not having sex regularly though, not one night stands or whatever anyway.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 15 August 2004 20:55 (twenty-one years ago)

My Sexy Game of RISK
WOMEN OF ILX: If some random sketchy dude handed you a note that said "HI UR CUET PLZ CALL ME"...

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Sunday, 15 August 2004 21:07 (twenty-one years ago)

It's been far too long for me, which is either because I'm hideous or I don't have the time to talk to anyone outside of work. Or because whenever I go to bars or parties I grow shy about hitting on women.

I just live vicariously through whomever my roommate is sexing. I'll hear the noises coming from the living room and instead of bursting in on them I'll lean against the door, glass to my ear for better acoustics, and cheer him on: "Yeah, give it to her, champ!"

sigh

― Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 15 August 2004 22:10 (twenty-one years ago)

So you WANTED the couch thing to happen, is what you're now saying.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 15 August 2004 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

You need to change your name to LA Gear, you'll get more play!

― Leon Czolgosz (Nicole), Sunday, 15 August 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, he said it THEN.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 15 August 2004 22:13 (twenty-one years ago)

NedRaggett: So now you look up Olympic pron, inspired by Princess
Redbulldozers: hahahaha
Redbulldozers: i should write to the horniest ilxor thread now too
Redbulldozers: haha
Redbulldozers: i'm all hot and bothered now
NedRaggett: Oh dear!
Redbulldozers: haha
NedRaggett: Well at least you're honest
NedRaggett: ABOUT YOUR FILTH
Redbulldozers: hornest
Redbulldozers: hahhahaha

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 15 August 2004 22:14 (twenty-one years ago)

"LA Gear"!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

oh no!

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:27 (twenty-one years ago)

The other day Ian J0hnson called me a "horndog." I think that was in response to something about all dudes looking the same.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Judging from the What Do You Look Like threads, ILX has a shocking amount of attarctive people posting here. I mean that sincerely.

teach me how to post a picture from a CD and i'll post one of me one of these days

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You can't. You have to put it somewhere on the web.

― Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

roger I have that pic of you (sorta) and your dog, but no way to post it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Tell you what -- mail me a pic, I'll put it on my server, and then the world can see the glory that is roger.

― Harold Media (kenan), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

that was the most transparent request for wank material I've ever seen

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(Still haven't "done it". Ever. Yes, 24 years, seven months, twenty days, nine hours, 47 minutes without "it". No, am actually sorta bragging about it.)

(Would like to note that I'm far away from being in the running for the titular "honor". In fact, would do just fine without ever doing "it" ever in my life. Yes, am Queen of TMI.)

(Would also like to note that I was just checking to see if Martin's name had been mentioned anywhere in the thread.)

(Am disappointed he had to mention himself.)

(Don't ever change, Martin.)

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Gear!, was that to me or him?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:39 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, 'cause if it's to me, I already got the picture, er...

anyway it's a CUTE dog, nothing more.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

that was to Harold but now that you mention it...

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:44 (twenty-one years ago)

well it was to Harold but now that you mention it...

― Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

no way, Sadie Mae Glutz is the queen of the scene. Totally wank-worthy.

There's aphoto of me here: http://f2.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/berriesaswell/detail?.dir=/889f&.dnm=1d84.jpg

i'm in the middle. feel free to post it.

I wish I could post those great photos of me, Brock, Emma and Ian getting wasted in a rained out tent. I was supposed to send them to Emma but never got around to it

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:46 (twenty-one years ago)

whoa that's the dude who got put in the headlock!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:47 (twenty-one years ago)

yep. one of my best friends, the inimitable dave se!del.

Jarv!s of Meneguar / WWVV on the left

― roger adultery (roger adultery), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:49 (twenty-one years ago)

dang I am in none of those No Fun pics but seeing Tony Rettman in some sure is nice.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:52 (twenty-one years ago)

not that I'm horny for him, he's just a friend, yadda yadda.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 16 August 2004 03:55 (twenty-one years ago)

I could win a fucking gold medal.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 16 August 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Interpret that as you wish.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 16 August 2004 22:04 (twenty-one years ago)

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So Dee, if you were courting a nice chap, you'd been on a few dates (say three for the sake of argument), would he get a shag at the end of the third one (assuming everything was comfortable, straightforward etc.)?

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 11 September 2004 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

(also, the thought of having such an anonymous encounter as I facetiously posited makes me cringe just as much as it makes you cringe)

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 11 September 2004 20:19 (twenty-one years ago)

it doesn't make me cringe.

― m. (mitchlnw), Saturday, 11 September 2004 20:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Um, I don't know. Is three dates considered quite a lot these days?

(Thanks for cringing, too. I thought that was just a sign of prudishness on my part. And I am pretty darn prudish, at least when it comes to my OWN behavior.)

Eh, it's okay, though. Not like I'd, um, want to "make it" with someone from around here. TOMBOT was 100% OTM when he mentioned how much of a Frat Boy Paradise SATX is. It's one of those things that I really dislike about my hometown.

― Many Coloured Halo (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 12 September 2004 06:26 (twenty-one years ago)

FWIW three seems a little early to me too, esp if it's not someone you knew before the first. I think a lot of people do consider that standard though.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Sunday, 12 September 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

It is some sort of standard expectation with a lot of people. I've never had sex on a third date/time out with someone - first, second, tenth, whatever, but never the third. There shouldn't be standard rules for relationships. People should do things when they are ready to, whatever the thing is.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 12 September 2004 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

nah, dating is stiff and unnatural. just jump 'em right away and if they're worth dating you'll both have some homemade spaghetti for 1pm breakfast.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 12 September 2004 16:50 (twenty-one years ago)

YEAH!

http://img.coxnewsweb.com/B/06/25/36/image_536256.jpg

― stiff 'n' natural (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 12 September 2004 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

just jump 'em right away and if they're worth dating you'll both have some homemade spaghetti for 1pm breakfast.

Is this some horrendous sex slang?

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 12 September 2004 17:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Right now, I'm thinking anal sex with someone who has worms.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 12 September 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

OK, I've stopped thinking of that now.

― Alba (Alba), Sunday, 12 September 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

No. I mean actual spaghetti.

p.s. anal worms? wtf dude - get help.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 12 September 2004 17:22 (twenty-one years ago)

I now imagine Li'l Jon chortling loudly at this exchange. It's like he's looking down on it with glee.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 September 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I think Lil Jon wholly approves of Kim's logic (god knows I do). Lil Jon would also be down for some pasta (god knows I would).

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 12 September 2004 17:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It's a FINE piece of logic! I am not besmirching that.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 12 September 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

thanks to his sunglasses I can't tell if he's looking at the camera or marvelling at the glory of his pimp cup.

― manthony m1cc1o (Anthony Miccio), Sunday, 12 September 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

fwiw - spaghetti = whatever is in the cupboards at the time. If it's gonna be love, spending time going out to the stores will just seem like a waste.

― Kim (Kim), Sunday, 12 September 2004 17:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Kim's got a point there. The first time one girlfriend spent the night, all I had available for "breakfast" the next day was grapes and carrot cake. Better that than having to get dressed.

― Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:26 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd prefer to sleep with a girl who demanded a proper breakfast.

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ronan's got the right idea.

― stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:32 (twenty-one years ago)

(side question - I'm watching this docco on Marc Bolan and it made me wonder what they actually use when they film coke-snorting scenes? I guess it could actually be coke, but otherwise, any ideas what harmeless white powder might be able to stand in?)

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:33 (twenty-one years ago)

urea?

― Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

There's a white powder factory overlooking my office. It produces titanium dioxide, which is entirely harmless and edible (used as filler in a lot of pills), and would be ideal to use as fake cocaine.

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

doesn't it have to be soluble as well? Like I have a clue about the properties of titanium dioxi... HANG ON A SECOND, titanium is a rare metal! What are we doing EATING it??

(they keep showing the road just across from my house where Marc Bolan died. It's weird)

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I think titanium dioxide is actually extracted from sand, but I could be wrong.

(Here's an enormous photo of the factory - my office is a hundred yards or so off the right-hand side)

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(and to get back to the thread topic: yes, I'm feeling very horny at the moment)

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 12 September 2004 19:53 (twenty-one years ago)

in movies they always have someone say, "this coke was cut with...baby powder." and then the heavy tosses the bag against the wall.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:01 (twenty-one years ago)

off the right-hand side

omg I'm horny now.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not even Monday morning (well okay technically it is but it's still Sunday night to me) and ILX is reminding me of work. Less talk of chemical powders, please.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:07 (twenty-one years ago)

hstencil, do you know a man named don rodriguez?

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Monday afternoon here. Theoretically I could have had 17 shags/faps by now.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I do not know a Don Rodriguez from the Bronx.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

well i think you do know don rodriguez.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

haha. Anyway, if I was writing about cocaine, maybe then it would be fun and/or interesting.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:10 (twenty-one years ago)

what are you writing about?

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:11 (twenty-one years ago)

chemical powders.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:13 (twenty-one years ago)

you know, we're not getting anywhere.

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Urea prices continue to face upward pricing pressure in the face of high natural gas costs and feedstock ammonia costs. Several US producers have idled or permanently closed capacity and there is speculation that producers may keep idled capacity down longer than normal following upcoming scheduled maintenance because of high gas costs.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

see, boring, right?

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:15 (twenty-one years ago)

i love it when you talk dirty

― amateur!!!st (amateurist), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Less chemical powders, more smutty talking, please.

The horn came back. I kinda wish it would go away again, but then again, it is reaching that 3 month mark since I last had sex, which is always the hardest hump to get over.

― Danger Whore, over and out (kate), Monday, 13 September 2004 07:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Was the word "hump" a subconscious choice there?

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:39 (twenty-one years ago)

No, not in the slightest.

Come on, I'm binging on Libertines slash and any minute now I'm going to start humping table legs. Nothing subconscious about any smut or double entendres at all!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 13 September 2004 10:41 (twenty-one years ago)

hi kate!

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

::EXPLODES!!!::

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't get my hair cut last week like I was planning.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

That's because you know that you're not allowed to get it cut until you've sent me ~~masturbation material~~ a photo of it!

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

ah well I guess I'm not getting it cut then. My camera's still busted.

not feeling all that flirty, unfortunately. I'm feeling sick and sniffly. Mondays suck.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

kate, are you going to see 'shaggy' (god, how appropriate here) again? could he be the solution?

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Ach, that's a shame, because I'm feeling overcaffeinated and randy. Maybe I can dress up in my kinky nurse's outfit and apply hot compresses to your forehead and administer hot toddies and the like... but only if you don't cut yer hair. ;-)

x-post - not till next week, Colette, and the more I think about it, the more I think, probably not. :-(

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 13 September 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

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