Gay animals: your thoughts

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I don't really have an opinion, other than that big gay al said it was ok.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:26 (twenty years ago)

BONOBOS

CLASSIC

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago)

http://www.rnw.nl/lifestyle/html/gayanimals000808.html

― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago)

oh wait, I forgot about!:

http://7art-screensavers.com/screenshots/bears/panda.jpg

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Oh man, I'm gonna see if I can find it, but there was great article, I think in Canadian Geographic, about this biologist studying Rocky Mountain Goats who kept seeing them having hot ram-on-ram action, but didn't report it for years because he thought everyone would laugh at him.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago)

At least they disprove the old chestnut "it's unnatural"

― Masked Gazza, Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago)

ahaha, best webpage ever

xpost

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)

Your search - "Rocky Mountain Goats" "gay sex" - did not match any documents.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)

classic however, i draw the line at homosexual necophiliac ducks http://www.nmr.nl/deins815.htm

― H (Heruy), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago)

There are gay orangutans in Twycross Zoo.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:36 (twenty years ago)

i'd say even a gay cat is worth more than any of you losers, say, i'd rather have sex with a gay cat than you. I'd even lick my own arse for the chance to taste a bit of that warm pussy.

― c-man (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:36 (twenty years ago)

Macho rams "take a walk on the wild side'

by Lynne Bama

In the social system of wild sheep, the ram with the largest horns rules. Not only does he breed most of the ewes, but
he is followed around by an admiring throng of lesser males. It is not surprising, then, that bighorn rams are as
obsessed with their rank and status as presidential candidates and spend much of their time comparing horn sizes
and doing battle with their peers.

Rams love a good brawl, and will come from all directions to join a fight in progress. Just before the breeding
season, mountain walls ring with the clash of their built-in weapons, which can weigh as much as 30 pounds and are
wielded in vicious karate swings. No wonder the animal has become a sort of totem for human males.

As it happens, this symbol of virility spends most of his adult life fawning on larger males.

Sometime after its second year, a young male bighorn leaves the nursery band of females and lambs he grew up
with and begins following the largest-horned ram he can find. Thus he discovers the seasonal ranges that enabled the
older animal to grow so large.

But the big male has nothing to gain from being shadowed by adoring adolescent sheep. The only way teenage rams
can ingratiate themselves with their potentially dangerous elders is to act like females. Mountain sheep expert
Valerius Geist writes, "The male groups are homosexual societies in which the dominant acts the role of the
courting male and the subordinate the role of the estrous female."

Only when the young rams grow big enough horns to challenge their idols does this behavior cease. The instigator of
a battle often insults his rival with the tongue-flicks and grunts that are the ovine equivalent of wolf whistles, and
the loser may suffer the indignity of being mounted like a ewe.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:40 (twenty years ago)

ken c, ew.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:41 (twenty years ago)

There are gay swans somewhere... I think I read it in the Guardian. When I'm this vague, I feel guilty about posting. Oh well.

― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, there is a swan threesome in America somewhere. It was on TV.

― Cathy (Cathy), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:43 (twenty years ago)

Is that what that show is about?

― Huk-L, Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Homosexual necrophiliac ducks!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago)

There are also lesbian beavers IT'S TRUE and you'll just have to take my word for it because I AM NOT GOOGLING TO CHECK.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:46 (twenty years ago)

This is the best thread ever.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:47 (twenty years ago)

when swan threesomes kiss they'd make a 3D heartshape.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:50 (twenty years ago)

An other drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 MINUTES!!!!!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:51 (twenty years ago)

I used to ride a lesbian mare. And a few years ago there were reports of a pair of gay penguins in a zoo somehwere.

― j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 4 November 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago)

Normal duck sex is bad enough. When I worked on a lake, three or four would corner one (presumably female) and start beating her with their beaks until they could mount. Then they kept doing it while they mounted her.

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago)

two of my kitties (both female) used to perform oral sex on one another. one of them died and life hasn't been the same since.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago)

I used to ride a lesbian mare.

ahem.

― Huk-L, Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago)

my cat Fritz is gay, he is allowed to marry another gay cat if he so chooses. he has a rainbow scarve.

― Velveteen Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 4 November 2004 17:48 (twenty years ago)

My biological sciences friend claims that "50% of animal species exhibit homosexual tendencies". (I have no idea if this is true).

― Bumfluff, Thursday, 4 November 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

My pug is soooooo bi. He doesn't even limit himself to small dogs; he waits for big ones to sit down! He got a dalmatian that was taking a nap! Big laffs at the dog park!

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.zoofur.com/deer_3.jpg
http://www.zoofur.com/haplion2.jpg
http://www.zoofur.com/bulls.jpg
http://www.zoofur.com/squirrels.jpg
http://www.zoofur.com/dukes.jpg

and finally, THE GRODY

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago)

oops, some of the grody got through on the second to last one

― JaXoN (JasonD), Thursday, 4 November 2004 19:27 (twenty years ago)

New York's gay penguins

http://graphics7.nytimes.com/images/2004/02/07/arts/gay.1842.jpg

― Paul Eater (eater), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Pandas? Live or Die?
What use is a panda?

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago)

this thread got totally awesome

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago)

The GRODY = holy shit

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

are you sure that's not Photoshopped on?

― milozauckerman (miloaukerman), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago)

What about gay bacteria?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago)

gay mollusks?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago)

bacteria are already pretty gay to start with
especially when they fucking make me sick

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Thursday, 4 November 2004 21:43 (twenty years ago)

GAY DINOS:

http://www.buddycom.com/dinos/images/trexruns.gif

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 November 2004 00:55 (twenty years ago)

he's happy

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 November 2004 00:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.buddycom.com/dinos/dinomat/raptor.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 5 November 2004 00:58 (twenty years ago)

THE GRODY

― Remy (x Jeremy), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.oak-park-journal.com/TheaterReviews/2003-Oz-Sing-along-Cowardly-Lion-sm.jpg

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 5 November 2004 01:11 (twenty years ago)

THE GRODY!!!!!!!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Friday, 5 November 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago)

Re: "the grody"
At what sad point during watching your big dicked dogs fucking did the thought, "Where's my camera?" cross your mind?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 5 November 2004 07:08 (twenty years ago)

Molluscs make gay pets.

― Adamdrome Crankypants (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 5 November 2004 07:13 (twenty years ago)

aw they were just kissing!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 November 2004 08:58 (twenty years ago)

I don't mind gay animals as long as they don't try and bum me.

― M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Friday, 5 November 2004 09:01 (twenty years ago)

Another drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Friday, 5 November 2004 09:20 (twenty years ago)

being gay doesn't mean they practice beastiality, michael

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 November 2004 09:22 (twenty years ago)

-a

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 November 2004 09:23 (twenty years ago)

Well, it's a slippery slope

― M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman (Ferg), Friday, 5 November 2004 12:51 (twenty years ago)

slippery i guess. uphill, sometimes.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 5 November 2004 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Some of my best friends are gay dinosaurs.

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 5 November 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago)

...like Richard Simmons. BOO-YAH!

― n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 5 November 2004 15:38 (twenty years ago)

My dog is getting neutered today. He's not gay, he's just really annoying. Couch\pillow fetish - the love that dare not speak it's name.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

Kevin, don't be too hopeful. Calvin was neutered 2.5 years ago; the vet didn't have the heart to tell him he wasn't supposed to keep up the humping.

Little girl at dog park recently: "Mommy, lookit the little pug trying to show dominance over that big dog!" :-0

― Layna Andersen (Layna Andersen), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago)

I have much newfound respect for ducks, they are truly necro and blasmpheming of christian cultures.

― Mr. Vas Djifrens (byzantum), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago)

Another drake mallard raped the corpse almost continuously for 75 minutes.

Gotta get your robbles off somehow! Just because you're last doesn't mean you should miss out on the fun!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, at least he'll be subdued for a few days. The vet said some dogs keep humping, some stop. He's just upset because he has one of those cone things at the moment. (x-posts)

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago)

I think he's probably more upset that he doesn't have balls anymore than about the cone thing, really.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 5 November 2004 17:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=homophobia

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:11 (twenty years ago)

are you a member there, john?

― jed_ (jed), Friday, 5 November 2004 19:24 (twenty years ago)

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Friday, 5 November 2004 22:51 (twenty years ago)

"the grody" good grief, what a sight. forksclovetofu otm, also.

you are aware of the "specialist products" the site those pics are from sells, yes?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 5 November 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago)

five years pass...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20100823/sc_livescience/whyitsokforbirdstobegay

― buzza, Thursday, 26 August 2010 04:55 (fourteen years ago)

The most banned library book of last year was the ever-controversial lil' gay penguins picture book, And Tango Makes Three.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/And_Tango_Makes_Three

― sharkless dick stick (Abbbottt), Thursday, 26 August 2010 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5wLvwqnn2M

― mmmm, Friday, 27 August 2010 06:19 (fourteen years ago)

Dang, the link for homosexual necrophiliac ducks is dead.

― homosexual II, Friday, 27 August 2010 06:34 (fourteen years ago)

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