Is there a litmus test to tell if someone fancies you?

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How can I fool girls into taking galvanic skin response test?

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

mike skinner to thread

― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

That doesn't work if she has no hair, or hands.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Offer them a litmus paper cig.

― Jarlr'mai (jarlrmai), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Just tell them you're from the FBI and you're doing a background check because they're being considered for "a big government post". Later, when they discover what you meant, oh how they'll laugh!

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently it's if they stare at your crotch instead of your face while you're talking to them.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

is there a litmus test to tell if a boy fancies you?

also, gravel puzzleworth to thread.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

pheremones and goo-goo eyes

― LSTD (answer) (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:38 (twenty-one years ago)

the first time my ex and i met was the only time i've ever experience that lightning bolt instant-attraction thing. we were subconsciously mirroring each other and fiddling with our hair and everything... apparently it was very funny to watch.

― stevie (stevie), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

That doesn't work if she has no hair, or hands.

Not true, Alba. She can express this still by kicking a rabbit in front of him (or something).

― 3underscore (___), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw this thing on ITV the other week, said that if she played with her hair, she's probably keen. She's playin with her hair well regularly, so i reckon i could well be in.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

holy shit this girl who chatted me up in the hall last night TOADALLY played with her hair

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Toad-Ally? You sick fuck.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

on seeing this thread title i was imagining sticking pieces of litmus paper in people's eyes for some reason...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:51 (twenty-one years ago)

i always play with my hair, man. and so do most girls. usually when I like a guy I make excuses not to make eye contact with him and I avoid speaking to him. it's really juvenile, though. mentally i'm 13. maybe 14 1/2.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Dandelions

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)

So anyway, last night I was watching Spurs play Burnley in the Carling Cup, and for the last hour or so we were playing Defoe and Kanoute together upfront. Almost every time Defoe got the ball he would try an audacious shot on goal, such was his sky-high confidence. Kanoute fumbled, took too long on the ball, and on occasions passed to one of his team mates despite having a clear shot on goal.

Defore missed a few times, skied it over the crossbar in an embarrassing manner and made himself look a bit silly, but at least he scored.

Kanoute hasn't had a shag in the Premiership this year.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:57 (twenty-one years ago)

best post ever

― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 16:59 (twenty-one years ago)

God, I had a thread like this about two years ago - right around the time of the Hilton Betelgeuse debacle. I decided that the litmus test thing was an awful, awful idea.

― Masonic Laundry Boom (kate), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:13 (twenty-one years ago)

also, gravel puzzleworth to thread.

My friend Sian just walked past me in the computer room, saw me reading this thread, and gave me an instant silent hug. I totally love my friends.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:20 (twenty-one years ago)

TELL THE STORY BEHIND THIS!

Also, I would like to take this opportunity to link to one of the best threads in the history of this board.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

aww that's nice, gregz. anyhow i hope we can remedy this sitch.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Grab the crotch. If increased hardness or moisture occurs, he/she (respectively) may well be keen.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:27 (twenty-one years ago)

i think i have a date for yoga

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Check what kind of moisture it is, though. You may have just frightened them.

― Alba (Alba), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:28 (twenty-one years ago)

or worse - sweaty

― Porkpie (porkpie), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:29 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.snowdriftfarm.com/phtest.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:31 (twenty-one years ago)

acknowledging this whole "avoidance of eye contact may not mean they're trying to ignore your ass but in fact they like you" thing, it's probably a bad sign when a girl exasperatedly tells you to "shut up" out of the blue, right?

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Is it a good sign if somebody says you're 'weird', but still contacts you a lot? Also they have big house on the beach someplace I would like to live.

― couchsurfer, Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:39 (twenty-one years ago)

contact seems a big plus.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:45 (twenty-one years ago)

It's funny, how the girls you fall in love with, never fancy you.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 17:58 (twenty-one years ago)

it's funny how boys all fall in love with the same girls, too. I'm sure the opposite is true - about girls, falling in love with the same boys.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)

there's a lot of peer pressure at school not to be unconventional in yr choices...you know, kids saying "ugh! how can you famcy her??? you've got shit in yr eyes, man!"

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Ran into girl I fancy on the way out. She toyed with hair. Going to hockey game with her. Will drink beer.

Saw her again walking home past her place. Toyed with hair again. Flirty flirt.

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Apparently it's if they stare at your crotch instead of your face while you're talking to them.

does this really work? i need to do SOMETHING but wouldn't the reaction just be like "uh, why does this stupid ugly girl keep staring at my crotch?" i hate being awkward and socially inept.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 19:22 (twenty-one years ago)

or it might just mean they have good taste in music anth..

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 10 November 2004 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

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