Oh girl, oh boy, I love-a you so,Are you a girl or a boy? I just don't know!Though our relationship is somewhat fractitious,You'll always taste deliciousbut I can't help but get suspicious,When I see you with your bitchesYour motives are maliciousI can't believe you smashed the dishes
Oh girl, oh boy, I love-a your toesSometimes I dream that you're not wearing clothesBut like I was sayin, I love you, ya dig?My love for you is larger than a North Sea oil rig.'Specially when I get to bounce on yer thing-a-ma-jigWhere the sea is full of manatees, we will...Frolic in that shit like an oil spillAnd you're a stupid whore, but I'm keeping you for sex.
God Damn girl-a-boy, you look hot in those jeansEven though you sorta looka like a green beanSo go and get the the butterAnd club me to death with a putterI've got a pot pie in the refrigeratorBut if you're coming round I'll tell that pie "see you later".
CHORUS:A bucket of chickenInterrupting my train of thoughtAnd I am just so smittenI have to do to you what I oughtSo let's get freaky on the couch.Like Gear's Roommate didAnd you can be the Wizard of Idfreaky on the couch, yeahI'll touch you with my mouthJust like Billy the Kid
I woke up aloneJust Me and my boneSo I called you a mangy whore and kicked you out of the house.salacious ex I want you on my phoneDrums! (saxophone solo) because i am a sexist pig(funky breakdown with handclaps) On my phone on my phone! (Chicken bucket chicken bucket) On my phone on my phone! (Chicken bucket chicken bucket) Come on now, defunkify Gear's couchGet real gone with it, dontcha be no slouch
BRIDGE: But sometimes, in the middle of the night, I reevaluate the political theories of the religious rightAnd it feels so good.but when i'm left with nothingBut a bun in the ovenand a cold fleshlight of loveFeed it to the covenI wanna bite yr muffin, b-b-b-bite your muffinFeel some peanut-butter lovin'Me stuffin your muffinWhat's wrong with dat? NUFFIN!baby baby, I'm a huffin' and a puffin'So let the children sing:
We want chicken wings!We want to lick out fingers nice and good!And I'll burn like a fiery piece of wood!Do the claw, baby do it good
SPOKEN SECTION:Oh girl, oh boy, you've been my bucket of chicken for so longNow with all white meat...Wait, this piece looks funny.OMG, it's a deep-fried rat!YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU TRICKED MEA deep fried rat.... OF LOVE!Oh, never mind then, you didn't trick me.So, um, wanna go grab some milkshakes?YOU BROUGHT ME DOWN, YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!ON AND ON TILL THE BREAK OF DAWNTONIGHT YOU SLEEP WITH THE FISHES!But dang baby, that rat is Suck-you-lent.(This is where the beat kicks in.)(sung:) I'M BITING INTO YOU B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BITING!B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-BITING! INTO YOU!CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH NO WOO (ing)YOUR MOTHER WAS BORN IN A ZOO (zing!)SCOOBY-DOO AND SCRAPPY TOO! (bling bling)AND I FIND THIS MOST AMUSE (ing)But you're still my honey woogumsI'M ALREADY SUPERSIZEDSO LET ME LOOK INTO THOSE EYES(remix! 2004! Y'ALL!)(sampled) "I wear my sunglasses at night, so I can, so I can...""Father?"OKAY!and i can't get married cos i'm teh gay
THE END
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)
Hell no, this is a vision of Jesus!
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― Matt DC (Matt DC), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― peter smith (plsmith), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:08 (twenty-one years ago)
― dave225 (Dave225), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:09 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)
― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 18 November 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― jel -- (jel), Thursday, 18 November 2004 18:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:51 (twenty-one years ago)
n/a is there any way we could add something about waterfalls of pussy to the spoken word part?
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:56 (twenty-one years ago)
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)
xpost - how about gentle mountain springs of pussy?
― Wooden (Wooden), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:58 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:22 (twenty-one years ago)
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:29 (twenty-one years ago)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)
― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:34 (twenty-one years ago)
I'll touch you with my mouthJust like Billy the Kid
― miccio (miccio), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:44 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― n/a (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:48 (twenty-one years ago)
Drums! (saxophone solo)
― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:50 (twenty-one years ago)
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)
You're welcome.
― Casuistry (Chris P), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― Kenan (kenan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)
― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 01:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Friday, 19 November 2004 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)
― wetmink (wetmink), Friday, 19 November 2004 04:16 (twenty-one years ago)
― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Friday, 19 November 2004 05:40 (twenty-one years ago)
it should be sung by him.
― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Friday, 19 November 2004 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)
i love music
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 November 2004 09:53 (twenty-one years ago)
― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 19 November 2004 10:06 (twenty-one years ago)
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:23 (twenty-one years ago)
The girls d'Oh, boy of l'OH, j'amour-un you, are thereforeyou a girl or a boy? Don't that she knows straight-line!
Exactly if ours they are report/ratio little fractitious, of him the interior transforms of koestliche of You'll always into the tastenevertheless the sustenation of can't nevertheless verydistrustfully, if I to come that you create the bad one of can'twith your females that are their reasons, those to the times you youwho you broke flagstone d'Oh of Fille, boy of l'OH, theLiebe-ein your dream to d'orteils, of that you're, that vêtxwhen nevertheless j'étais he does not take sayin, t'aime,excavation of already?
My love for him is lake of the north of'Specially of the greatest of the one than platform ofdell'olio of qu'une, if j'obtiens to the contraction inthe thing in my measurement more when yer, where the sea with theManatis is full... Gambadent of the excrement of the fact appreciatesa lagoon of d'huile and you're of the swimming pool to saysome stupid one, but I'm, of that considering of him like sex.
The inactive girl in the boy of the God, hot similarity in the heavy linen cloth jadeó, makes level if they looka of getting up whereas fagiolo greener therefore she receives for the point under mantequilla and received me with the inoperative men with randelli of putter qu'i've a cake of the meat of the POTENTIOMETER the nell'alloggiamento of the refrigeration, but if you're, around which she comes d'I'll, later" you with this cake of the meat of "see; it indicates. CHOIR: It means a bathtub, this course of dell'arresto of the thought and razoavelmente therefore of the chicken to have with you they are fixed, of who what I must let's apanhar different in the layer therefore.
As Gear's of the friends of the zone you can be of a way and instructd the diverse Magier of l identification in the layer, ouais of the contact d'I'll he you with the my right to open itself like kidskin of billy that I above woke up equal the only rectums and my bone therefore have call to the word scabious and a given effect youl'ex, that comes from the house salacious, that augur I you instems of the mine the telephone! (saxophones chooses) because they area pig of sexistisches (luminous collapse with handclaps) with mytelephone with my telephone! (bathtub of chicken of the bathtub ofchicken) with my telephone with my telephone! (bathtub of chicken ofthe bathtub of chicken) the hour outpost, defunkify applicable withher, dontcha is extensions possible goings not each PONTICELLO ofslouch the layer of Gear's: But, to the times to the way at night,still I consider the policy of the theories of the pious right and Iturn to me temporary therefore good, when it was i'm withanything, but a milk bun in the cold furnace and fleshlightd alimentation d'amour, of that with me coven, the paper ofd'année to bite, the b-b-b-mordeduras of that their sensitivityof the paper d'arachide lovin' of mantequilla would appreciatethe felt l'odore; Stuffin the relative paper of What'sseriously with dat? NUFFIN! Boy of the boy, I'm one huffin'and one puffin' Lasci the children therefore to sing:
CHOIR: It means a bathtub, this course of dell'arresto of the thought and razoavelmente therefore of the chicken to have with you they arefixed, of those who what I must let's apanhar different in thelayer therefore. Whereas Gear's of the friends of the zone can beof a way and you instructd the diverse Magier of l identificationin the layer, ouais we wished the wings of the decree of the chickenthose you with my right system in the contact with d'I'll toopen itself like kidskin of billy! We would wish to leccare ofbarrette interesting and good! And burning itself of wood of the pieceappreciates the fire d'I'll! It gives to the form the arm ofthe examinación of the fact, boy makes the good
REFRÁN to a SECTION:All the girl d'Oh, boy of l'OH, you've much stay with ismy bathtub of chicken the hour during very the white woman of themeat... L'attente, this part looks like allegro.
OMG, it's, that cooked to break itself of bratpfanne!
It was the cooked FEMALE of FOUTUE, HE M'AVEZ BETROGEN breaking itself, with bratpfanne gives.... L'AMOUR! Ampere hour, never then alcohol, you would fill to me upon didn't.
Therefore l'UM has taste, would go encavator the Milchshakes? M'AVEZ HAD OBTAINED to the DRINK, and To ITS FAMILY! INDEFINITELY EC OF JUSQU'À THAT SHORT DELL'EC OF L'AUBE at night THAT WITH FISH DUER to ME! But the boy dell'assunto of, this that is broken inhales it is the loans
(c'est, where l'effetto he gives to the effect all'internolater)
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THEIR NUT/MOTHER TO BE, in a CONSTANT of GARDEN ZOOLOGICO IS EVALUATED is (zing) SCOOBY DOO and SCRAPPY on the other hand! (Bling that bling) and ENCOUNTER PLUS, (of l'ing) to the MAINTENANCE, but honey SUPERSIZED of woogums the I'M of the mine of the ncEstes of you're DEIXA-A ALREADY always therefore EYES SCHAUEN (remélangez! 2004! Y'ALL) "I of the E.E.U.U. (examinación of the fact) my crystals of the sun the night, therefore the scato he of I, therefore of " of the box he...; "Father?" Aprovaçã0!
and can't receives to homosexuals married of teh of lattuga i'm
we have next year's eurovision entry
― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:25 (twenty-one years ago)
Unlike Pluto Shervington, I can easily resist the temptation of purchasing a pound of "dat" and see no reason to do so now.
― Marcello Carlin, Friday, 19 November 2004 10:27 (twenty-one years ago)
― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)
― My Son Calls Another Man Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:31 (twenty-one years ago)
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 19 November 2004 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― wetmink (wetmink), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)
Where is the recording?
― Michael F Gill (Michael F Gill), Thursday, 18 August 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:14 (twenty years ago)
Enjoy you shits.
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)
is my favourite line in hip hop, really.
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)
― The Original Jimmy Mod: Kind Warrior (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 18 August 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)
― The Ghost of ILE IN A NUTSHELL (help help i'm in a nutshell) (Dan Perry), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)
― OleM (OleM), Friday, 19 August 2005 12:52 (twenty years ago)
and will Jerusalem Engaland Among what the fuck and shit
-- Abbott, Thursday, 29 November 2007 23:37 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Just got offed, Thursday, 29 November 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)
http://s51.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=0917N0SU2UQ982KV2RYO8G6PFX
Hang on, this was actually recorded? The link above 404s now. Does anyone have a copy?
― snoball, Friday, 30 November 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)
jesus this is a vision of hell -- Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:48 (3 years ago) Link
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 30 November 2007 09:11 (eighteen years ago)
Woo -- Fran Healy (mark grout), Wednesday, 24 November 2004 09:25 (3 years ago) Bookmark Link
Man, my secret is out!
― Mark G, Friday, 30 November 2007 10:24 (eighteen years ago)
late 2004 is not even that long ago in ilx terms.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 30 November 2007 10:25 (eighteen years ago)
It's now considered the middle period.
― roxymuzak, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:07 (eighteen years ago)
the common era
it's when my arrival starts falling within the 'middle period' that i'll feel fully established
― Just got offed, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)
people are just now starting to really get started on acting nostalgic for it and making fun of it, so it is like the 90s, basically
― roxymuzak, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)
lol posting to middle period ILX listening to weezer and wearing baggy pants what was i thinking LOLOLOL hope my kids never find out!
― darraghmac, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:18 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah we've had a whole new generation since 04, Roxy OTM. This feels like ages ago.
― Matt DC, Friday, 30 November 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)
real talk
― roxymuzak, Friday, 30 November 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)
ysi?
― (Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 9 May 2012 18:26 (thirteen years ago)
Don't think I ever read the whole song through. Biting my tongue in the office.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:40 (thirteen years ago)
So I called you a mangy whore and kicked you out of the house.salacious ex I want you on my phoneDrums! (saxophone solo) because i am a sexist pig(funky breakdown with handclaps)
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:41 (thirteen years ago)
This makes much more sense in the post-Hissing Fauna era.
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 10 May 2012 09:42 (thirteen years ago)