EXCELSIOR, it'll pass you by, in the wink of a young girl's LOL

Playstation 2 Games - Search and Destroy (9 matching messages)

caveat: I have never ever even played Vice City. What will it do to me?

-- @d@ml (nordicskilla@*******.***), April 29th, 2004.

What Video Games Are You Wasting Your Life Away on Now? (Vol 2.) (8 matching messages)

Vice City.

-- AdamL :') (adamrl@******.***), August 3rd, 2004.

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Not in a sexual way. Just to drive like a normal car. Onyl faster!
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), November 13th, 2004.

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try funny more
-- Frankenstein On Ice (stevem7...), November 29th, 2004.

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i will.. but what does that have to do with excelsioring?
-- ken c (pykachu10...), November 29th, 2004.

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i'm going to try touches of nutmeg more
-- ken c (pykachu10...), November 29th, 2004.

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Flying suqirrels are quite rare as well. There's a joke about environmentalists carrying flying squirrel droppings in their pockets and placing them in the forests they don't want to get chopped down, because flying squirrel is an endangered species, and finding it's shit in the forest is a good enough reason to preserve the area.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), November 29th, 2004 6:20 AM.

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It's not like His Dark Materials, Kevin.
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), November 29th, 2004 6:23 AM.

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AND THAT'S A JOKE IN FINLAND? Good fucking god.
-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...), November 29th, 2004 6:24 AM.

Also my favourite name for an EXCELSIOR gthread ever was Ally's when she called it the CIRCLE-JERK ROFFLE EXCELSIOR or something.

-- latebloomer (posercore24...) (webmail), November 28th, 2004. (later) (link)

Is Vin Diesel going to be in the "Chronicles of Narnia" movie?
-- Nemo (jdevereux...), November 23rd, 2004.

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Yes, he's going to play Edmund.
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), November 23rd, 2004.

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Hahah.
*villians look fearful*

"ASLAN!"

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), November 23rd, 2004.

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...) (webmail), November 30th, 2004 6:03 PM. (Alex in SF) (later) (link)

the bell. nothing of worth predates the bell.

-- cinniblount

-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), November 30th, 2004. (later) (link)

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), November 30th, 2004 7:28 PM. (spencermfi) (later) (link)

Well then we would have to call you General Poncho Revilla

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No but he'll bitch about how he should have one for his rendition of "Jesus Skates" alone.
-- Tim Finney (tfinne...), November 30th, 2004. (later)

-- titchyschneider (titchyschneide...), November 30th, 2004. (later)

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Back in the days you could also leave your front door open.
-- The Game (gamestar...), November 30th, 2004. (later)

Speaking of lately here. If an act released 1-2 albums a year during the 70s, and now only released 1-2 albums a decade, then said act fits well into this thread in spite of a more profilic output earlier on.

Anyway, examples are:

The Blue Nile
My Bloody Valentine
Kraftwerk
Peter Gabriel
Stereo MCs
Leftfield
Stevie Wonder
Michael Jackson
Talk Talk
Scott Walker

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), November 30th, 2004 12:43 AM. (GeirHong) (later)

Answers

o come now, michael jackson's fairly profilic

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 30th, 2004 12:47 AM. (James Blount) (later)

...

Michael Jackson's album releases:
1979, 1982, 1987, 1991, 1995, 2001. Hardly very profilic, and likely to become even considerably less profilic during the forthcoming 10-15 years....

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), November 30th, 2004 12:51 AM. (GeirHong) (later)

o come now if michael jackson isn't profilic then who is?

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 30th, 2004 12:52 AM. (James Blount) (later)

um, i went to look at a house, and as i left a girl

gareth you might want to think about legal action.

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), October 22nd, 2002.

Do tell!

Well, it's a long story, but here goes. Rewind to the summer of 1981 when I was a lad all of fourteen years old. "Heavy Metal: the Motion Picture" was a highly anticipated film for m'self and my peer group -- but being only 14, the prospect of actually being able to see the film (which was rated "R" due to some arguably racy content) was daunting. In any event, somehow my friend Charlie and I conned his mother into taking us. Suffice to say, we were most gleefull. I already owned the soundtrack (I started a thread about it a while ago, I believe) and was already well on the way with being obsessed. Mrs. F (Charlie's mom) had to go run some errand before picking us up to take us to the film, so Charlie and I spent the afternoon getting all amped up -- as your average 14 yr. old is wont to do -- about the film. I believe I was actually jumping up and down on the bed (or was it a couch?), invariably air-guitaring along to some selection on the soundtrack. We hear Charlie's mom pull into the driveway. "YES! WE'RE GOING TO HEAVY METAL!" I decide that the right way to celebrate our departure is to jump from bed/couch to chair and then out the door in a manner of gymnastic flamboyance. As fate would have it, the chair on the receiving end of my jump turns out to be a folding chair. And fold it does, greatly altering my planned trajectory. My face slams down onto the corner of a protruding suitcase, basically PUNCTURING MY HEAD on the left side of face where chin fuses with cheek. I'm bleeding from my face and inside my mouth. It ain't pretty. Mrs. F sees and is horrified. "We need to get you to a hospital!" she say. "ABSOLUTELY NOT," I strenuously protest, bleeding profusely from the mouth, "WE ARE GOING TO HEAVY METAL! I'M FINE, SLAP A BAND-AID ON IT AND LET'S GO!" In an act of herculean irresponsibility, Mrs.F actually heeds my earnest demand, puts an entirely insufficient and paltry butterfly-bandaid on my exterior wound, and off we go to the movies. Over mouthfulls of bloody popcorn, I bask in the sci-firrific idiocy of the film, later claiming it to be the pinacle of my young life.

Several years later. The film in question get held up from VHS release by copyright problems and such, until about 1995 or so, when it is re-born on store shelves. In the ensuing years, the wound on my face from that afternoon has settled into a nice little scar that in all probability will be with me for the rest of my days. Since I'm scarred for life, I figure: "I should own this movie!" So, I go buy it. Having not seen it since that first viewing, I pop it in the ol' VCR and settle in for an evening of youthful reminiscence.

IT'S CRAP! The animation is pathetic, the writing is godawful, the plot is weak. Ugh. The soundtrack isn't even that stellar, in retrospect.

Anyway, that's the story.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), November 30th, 2004. (later)

-- Gravel Puzzleworth (mostlyconnec...), November 29th, 2004 4:09 PM. (later)

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No, JEWS!!
-- adam... (adamr...), November 29th, 2004 4:10 PM. (later)

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Close, though!
-- adam... (adamr...), November 29th, 2004 4:10 PM. (later)

(Alex on that thread about the reunion party for the cast of The Nanny)

http://www.geocities.com/mteiper/pics/hitit/hititdorks.jpg

-- Remy Snush (jcoomb...), November 30th, 2004 6:14 AM. (x Jeremy) (later)

However, "never break up near a comedy-sized frying pan" is the wisest thing Mark S has ever said, and he has said many a wise thing.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), November 30th, 2004 1:05 PM.

-- luna (lunace...) (webmail), December 1st, 2004 12:28 AM. (luna.c) (later) (link)

actiua;l;l got socks on right now: toally abole to tup!

-- giboyeux (skowl...) (webmail), December 1st, 2004 12:29 AM. (skowly) (later) (link)

mtitn suck

-- ke[hm (ke[h...) (webmail), December 1st, 2004 12:29 AM. (later) (link)

th3e low tojight is supposeredc tgo be 32-35 - i njeedc mittenmsx fore onmce. i logv3e yoiu m,iytytenjs.

-- luna (lunace...) (webmail), December 1st, 2004 12:31 AM. (luna.c) (later) (link)

what iks thjis, kidmergatremn?> you guys are babies!! I am the aessomest ag tyuoing!

-- giboyeux (skowl...) (webmail), December 1st, 2004 12:31 AM. (skowly) (later) (link)

yyoiu area a biggg poopoyhead.

-- luna

-- Ken L (lauter...), December 1st, 2004 10:31 PM. (Ken L) (later) (link)

Oh, they've gone to 11, all right.

-- Sanjay McDougal (jmcunnin...), December 1st, 2004 11:03 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

-- ailsa (ailsa_watson7...), November 30th, 2004. (ailsa) (later)

i don't really get the 'porn bloopers' trend

-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), December 1st, 2004 2:38 PM. (James Blount)

"oops, missed the face"

-- MC Transmaniacon (natepatri...), December 1st, 2004 2:40 PM. (natepatrin)

ailsa.

The average lifestyle of a penguin is 15-20 years.
-- Matt DC (runmd...), December 1st, 2004.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), February 1st, 2005 5:31 AM.

Lou Barlow can bite my cock.
-- kate/papa november, February 2nd, 2005 3:40 PM.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...), February 2nd, 2005 1:28 AM. (polyphonic) (link)

Don't forget his mafia shirts and trousers.

-- Frogman Henry (fruit...), February 2nd, 2005 1:30 AM. (link)

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), February 2nd, 2005 5:32 AM. (hstencil) (link)

FORGET GANG OF FOUR, even.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), February 2nd, 2005 5:33 AM. (hstencil) (link)

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 2nd, 2005 9:44 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

That couldve been worded better ;)

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), February 2nd, 2005 9:45 PM. (trayce)

No it couldn't

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 2nd, 2005 9:46 PM. (Autumn Almanac)

1. lauren
2. kate
3. trayce
4. ally\

okay i should stop, that's not funny.

NAKED PPL = THE DEVIL OMG

I am a 19-year-old young man who is writing you from a jail cell. None of my crimes were violent. They mainly consisted of theft and drugs. I've had a bad drug problem ever since my best friend overdosed in my hotel room. I did drugs before then, but not as much as afterward.

One thing led to another, and soon I found myself behind the wheel of other people's cars and using other people's credit cards.

I have been locked up for three months now, and looking back, I can't believe the life I was living. Is there still a chance I can turn my life into a success when I'm released? And what do you recommend I do to stay sober and lead a happy life? -- TOUGH LUCK IN CHATTANOOGA

Dear TLIC,

My Aim Is True = "woah, this guy is pretty smart for an angry young snot. if only his band wasn't so generic."

This Years Model = "oh, man he's found a great band! he's totally captured the whole frustrated young guy thing."

Armed Forces = "oh, ok he has nothing to say other than Don't Be A Nazi To Me, Just Give Sex When Needed but he's gonna keep getting more pretentious and self-congratulatory with every album"

It's harsh (I like Brutal Youth actually), but if there was a moment where in hindsight he revealed what his bag was, it was then.

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), January 18th, 2005.

-- darin (darin...), February 2nd, 2005

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that is actually what he does, in fairness
-- ...TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT (sneaky sneaky@sneaky.sneaky), February 2nd, 2005 2:40 AM. (sneaky sneaky)

News organizations later received this tersely worded statement from an unidentified group: "It was his time. Pepe has become a burden on our community, which has limited resources, and may not make it through the winter. In the manner of our ancestors, we have sent him off to find his destiny." The message was delivered by a polar bear courier.

Famous Priest-fronting leatherboy Rob Halford was questioned by the authorities. Halford replied, "This is one priest that I don't have to fall on down to my knees and pray." Halford was later released into the custody of his bandmates.

-- Sean Carruthers (oneiro...), February 2nd, 2005 2:49 PM. (SeanC)

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 1st, 2005 5:46 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

dude spencer lets not get crazy...

-- charleston charge (chaki.tim...), February 1st, 2005 5:46 PM. (chaki) (link)

I've never really been moved by The Cure; Robert Smith just seems a little goth to me, but they do make songs that are less bad than Japan.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), February 1st, 2005 5:48 PM. (spencermfi) (link)

-- elwisty (kowalski9...) (webmail), February 2nd, 2005. (link)

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Exactly! Rox0r.

-- Leon the Fatboy (nicole.kessle...) (webmail), February 2nd, 2005. (link)

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), February 2nd, 2005. (link)

(best when read in context)

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Underworld lyrics in the eighties, right there.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 2nd, 2005.

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 2nd, 2005 10:49 AM. (Autumn Almanac)

Um can I reword that?

-- Autumn Almanac (ada...), February 2nd, 2005 10:49 AM. (Autumn Almanac)

;) [/ned]

-- Riot Gear! (speed.to.roa...), February 2nd, 2005 11:52 PM.

Well, that was certainly a random thing to mention.
-- Andrew, February 3rd, 2005 12:34 PM.

I was about to say, "see the Bjork thing was related to...", but then I realized I have no idea why I posted that.

-- Riot Gear! (speed.to.roa...), February 3rd, 2005 12:39 PM. (Gear!)

I mean I can't even find another thread where it would make sense. What the hell is happening to me?

-- Riot Gear! (speed.to.roa...), February 3rd, 2005 12:40 PM. (Gear!)

I don't know but I like it.

-- Andrew (n...), February 3rd, 2005 12:40 PM. (enneff)

i have to post this because it's the weirdest fucking picture i've ever seen. it looks so fake, but it's not been photoshopped

-- El Janko (jaso...), February 2nd, 2005.

Wait, which one are you?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), February 2nd, 2005.

On the left.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...), February 2nd, 2005.

You, sir, have an enormous fuck-off head.

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...), February 2nd, 2005.

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), February 3rd, 2005 4:03 PM. (roxymuzak)

i just became some gross guy

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), February 3rd, 2005 4:03 PM. (roxymuzak)

"Wall to wall people EXCELSIOR/And they're posting quickly/Spend each night in laughter"

Not that you would? NOT THAT YOU WOULD? In your motherfucking dreams, pimpledick. I wll say nothing about your cracks about Ally - she doesn't need me to defend her, but you're clearly a fucking class A moron.

First of all, you brainless sewer rat, people who are high don't talk that way, ergo, you aren't. You're just a pathetic little twerp who clearly has nothing better to do than to pretend you are (oooh how cool are you? I bet you're a big hit in the tree fort!) and harass a bunch of people on the internet. I have rarely seem such a ridiculous display of asshattery, and you sir, are beneath contempt.

Now FUCK. OFF.

-- luna... (fuckyo...), February 3rd, 2005 5:43 PM.