"Wall to wall people EXCELSIOR/And they're posting quickly/Spend each night in laughter"

I did! There should be some link down there. Also, this is from the ILM 'dumb as balls' one.

-- j.lu (...), February 3rd, 2005. (j.lu)

It means it is night time in Chickenbear land.

-- C J (...), February 3rd, 2005. (C J)

I can't believe I ever renounced belle & sebastian.

what a fanny.

-- cozen (skiplevel...), February 1st, 2005 5:03 PM. (Cozen)

It would have been better, if they had called it "Fannies Only"

-- Alba (albab...), February 1st, 2005 5:23 PM. (Alba)

Actually, no it wouldn't. It would have been taken for some Teenage Fanclub reference.

-- Alba (albab...), February 1st, 2005 5:24 PM. (Alba)

"Cunts Only", perhaps.

-- Alba (albab...), February 1st, 2005 5:24 PM. (Alba)

"cunts as well"

-- cozen (skiplevel...), February 1st, 2005 5:29 PM. (Cozen)

"Cunts Aloud"?

-- Alba (albab...), February 1st, 2005 10:55 PM. (Alba)

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), February 3rd, 2005 5:18 AM. (nickalicious)

Speaking Spanish when it's not require

-- Dr. Z Indahouse (aaronh...), February 3rd, 2005

Edith: MR T! He's a TOOO-TAL LEG-ENNNNNND! Get IN!

Colin: Ah, Bad Attitude Baracus, what a cool guy, what a total genius. "I'm not going in no plane, sucka" I just love all that, s'brilliant. We should get the T-meister on the show. Is he still alive, no? You know what, today I bought the entire series of Jamie and the Magic Torch on DVD, how sad is that? Totally brilliant though.

Edith: JAAAAAMIE! He's a TOO-TAL LEG-ENNNNND! Get IN!

-- Colin & Edith (ge...), February 4th, 2005.

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("candy bar in your coil" sounds like a good double-entendre blues.)
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com) (webmail), February 4th, 2005 4:46 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

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i would always get very anxious waiting for my candy to dispense. the release of the coil was so agonizingly slow, and there was the fear that the wrapper would get stuck.
haha! xpost.

-- lauren (warmleatherett...) (webmail), February 4th, 2005 4:46 PM. (laurenp) (link)

Our previous flat had awful soundproofing, so we had Stompy and Stompette upstairs, who communicated only by potato sack races.

...

-- elisabeth k (mochaccinou...), February 4th, 2005 8:44 AM.

I had a one man buzzword bingo session with myself that came to an abrupt halt one day when I got an email that included the sentence "all action item procedures must meet our deliverable expectations for our e-business sector in this fiscal quarter". That email alone made me complete my card. Unfortunately the boredom was catching up to me, so in my bingo winning fervor, I did a mock touchdown dance, slipped and fell on my chair leg and resultingly knocked over an adjacent cube wall. That was the end of buzzword bingo.

-- matttt (mhar...), February 4th, 2005.

-- Leon the Fatboy (nicole.kessle...) (webmail), February 4th, 2005. (link)

Suggestions?

-- Bryan Moore (BWMUConn...), February 4th, 2005 9:19 PM. (Bryan Moore)

Answers

Because I Got High - Afroman

-- Frogman Henry (fruit...), February 4th, 2005 9:24 PM.

Tell me the video features Sherman Helmsey drawing a bath for 18-year-old twins in bikinis.

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), February 4th, 2005

the song is #5 this week, its peak was #3 but its up a spot from last #6. I'm guessing it will eventually hit #1.

THERE ARE ONLY FOUR SONGS AMERICA LOVES MORE THIS WEEK

Chris Rock, "Let Me Love You"
Demure bubblecrunk vixen #4343, "1, 2 Step"
Destiny's Child, "Dick With A Wallet Attached, Please Thank You"
Green Day, "When The Fuck Did We Turn Into Tonic"

That's it!

SHORDDAY

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), February 4th, 2005.

Urkel massaging a pregnant Laura's back while the camera zooms into her uterus, where a fetus with Usher's face is floating around singing A-ha HOOO a-ha HOO

-- miccio (anthonyisrigh...), February 4th, 2005.

I think Nick’s joke just gave me the opposite reaction of the “prostate milking” thread: I had all the internal reactions of a brilliant gag, but no laugh actually came out.
-- nabisco (--...), February 4th, 2005

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nabisco, you realize the opposite reaction of prostate milking would be experiencing an orgasm while sperm shoots into your dick, yes?
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), February 4th, 2005

"The Milk-Eyed Member"

Ew.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), February 4th, 2005. (jaymc) (link)

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christ, it's not a corn on the cob, goddammit
-- Riot Gear! (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), February 4th, 2005 2:07 PM. (Gear!) (link)

-- milozauckerman (wooderso...) (webmail), February 4th, 2005. (link)

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I guess you haven't seen the video of my honeymoon! YOWZA!

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), February 4th, 2005. (link)

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You've heard of vagina dentata, right? Well this was like MOUTH dentata! YOWZA!

-- n/a (nu...) (webmail), February 4th, 2005. (link)

-- oskar shindig! (theundergroundhom...), February 4th, 2005 2:21 PM.

yeah, but it happens at such an inconvenient time of day.

-- Pears can just fuck right off. (fluxion2...), February 4th, 2005 2:21 PM.

-- mookieproof (mookieproo...), February 4th, 2005 2:30 PM.

I came back later and people were like "that's fucking typical, what rubbish lyrics".

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), February 4th, 2005 11:47 PM.

those lyrics are great!

-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), February 4th, 2005.

www.bodytonicmusic.com/forum

the thread is from August or September I think.

x-post I am currently working on lyrics for Jaguar/Star Dancer, so far I was thinking a chorus of "Jaguar, Jaguar, Jaguar, Jaguar" and for Star Dancer perhaps I could personalise things more, who is the "Star Dancer"? What is he really like????

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), February 4th, 2005.

The pick should not be viewed primarily through the lens of ideology (and, once again, all together now, Dean has long been a centrist). It's going to be a primarily mechanical position, focused on building the party at the state and local level. Picking Dean brings along the self-acknowledged risk of gaffes, and he's going to try to keep his head down to avoid them. But message can't be ignored. And his is more outspoken.

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), February 5th, 2005.

YEEEEEEAAAAARRGHH!

Sorry, I got excited.

-- Mickey (modestmicke...), February 5th, 2005.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), February 4th, 2005.

What would your first reaction be if someone called you "broheems" in the middle of a conversation?

Sincerely, DJP

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), October 31st, 2003.

who the fuck are these people??

-- Amateur(ist) (amateuris...), February 3rd, 2005.

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i'm convinced that stevem just made them up.
-- Amateur(ist) (amateuris...), February 3rd, 2005.

-- Huk-L (handsomishbo...), February 4th, 2005 8:18 AM.
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I always looked at that video box and thought, "Yes, it's true neither of these guys is Michael Rappaport, but is that fact really enough to sustain a whole movie."

-- Alex in SF (clobberthesauru...), February 4th, 2005 8:22 AM. (Alex in SF)

-- youn (younno...), February 5th, 2005 1:59 PM.

I love Alex's reply to that too:

Contort my face into an expression of bewilderment.....and then set them on fire.

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Why?
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), February 4th, 2005.

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Might it be a risky idea, given that you have a dog? Obviously most of my knowledge of their dynamics is from cartoons, but it seems a gamble.
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), February 4th, 2005.

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Haha yeah, it could be a big hassle cleaning up after all of the TNT explosions and frying pan slugfests.
-- The Ghost of Dan Perry (djperr...), February 4th, 2005.

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Exactly.
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), February 4th, 2005.

The cashier nearly burst out laughing and felt like saying something mean but I just walked away rolling my eyes.

-- Michael F Gill (rain19...), February 6th, 2005.

-- -rainbow bum- (synthenoi...), February 4th, 2005 6:23 AM. (-rainbow bum-)

um...

-- Snappy (jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...), February 4th, 2005 6:24 AM. (sexyDancer)

And today is bright and sunny and not only do I have no one to share it with, I'll be in a library falling asleep instead.

-- Leeeter van den Hoogenband (leeee...), February 5th, 2005.

Awww! This thread, just because there isn't another one to post to.

-- goy beorge (largecanoftomatosou...), February 6th, 2005.

Erm, no it was the cat, didn't you see the video?

-- Big Welsh Penis (sha...), February 6th, 2005.

The nice thing about the west is that we're so racially tolerant of the people in our great world cities, mostly the descendants of those whose nations we invaded, ransacked for natural resources and slaves, and then demoted from an empire to a commonwealth and finally to a series of ghettoes in the outskirts of our great cities. Apart from that, though, the west is great, even if I personally wouldn't eat the food there.

-- Momus (nic...), February 5th, 2005 12:30 AM. (Momus)

That was even quicker than I expected.

-- mouse (prometheu...), February 5th, 2005 12:42 AM. (mouse)

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4370601.stm

-- FranklinT (franklin...), March 22nd, 2005. (later)

Answers

was dimebag hurt?

-- dan bunnybrain (bunnybrai...), March 22nd, 2005. (later)

fuck you cailtin and natalya, elias i s mine
snacky hos

-- caty p (n...), March 22nd, 2005.

-- teeny (teen...), March 22nd, 2005 2:32 AM. (teeny)

forget the leg, look at those tits

-- Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (March 22nd, 2005 2:52 AM.

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BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOUR WIFE PLEASE
-- Victor Mackulous (adamr...), March 21st, 2005 6:41 PM. (nordicskilla)

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Yeah, if you can't be friends with your wife then what kind of person are you.
-- gygax! (gygax0...), March 21st, 2005 6:42 PM. (gygax!)

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Phil Hartman
-- Victor Mackulous (adamr...), March 21st, 2005 6:44 PM. (nordicskilla)

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), March 21st, 2005 6:47 PM. (llamasfur)

m.

g.

-- Flyboy (j_macar...) (webmail), March 22nd, 2005 11:07 AM. (Flyboy) (link)

i like to download

-- caitlin ck 4 life (sexy_black_bitch8...), March 22nd, 2005.

-- Zarr (zar...), March 22nd, 2005. (later)

hence the phrase "cool giveaways"

-- mark s (mar...), March 22nd, 2005. (mark s) (later)

-- David Allen (earwhig...) (webmail), March 22nd, 2005 4:31 PM. (David Allen) (link)

dragging your crappy bass out to the park is one thing, but the mic and stand is just ridiculous.
-- Aaron A. (__...), March 23rd, 2005.

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"hey at least im getting laid, right ladies? hey, where ya going? hey, stop. stop! noooooooooo..."
-- latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (posercore24...), March 23rd, 2005.

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WHERE ARE HIS HANDS!?!
-- latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (posercore24...), March 23rd, 2005.

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Left's in the pink, right's in the stink. Judging from facial expressions.
-- Aaron A. (__...), March 23rd, 2005.

-- phil-two (philtw...), March 22nd, 2005 6:27 PM. (phil-two) (link)

You mean these dweebs?

ihttp://www.dancefloor.com/IMA/europeFC.jpg

-- A / F#m / Bm / D (pau...), March 22nd, 2005 12:47 AM. (Lynskey)

See that guy on the left? He's directly responsible for AIDS.

-- Jarlr'mai (jimmy.parke...), March 22nd, 2005 12:48 AM. (jarlrmai)

His name is Anders Globusmonkey

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), March 22nd, 2005 1:25 AM. (Ronan)

this sounds like something jon williams would write.

-- Eisbär (---), March 23rd, 2005 11:12 PM. (llamasfur) (link)

I like drugs!

-- Dr. Eldon Tyrell (---), March 23rd, 2005 11:30 PM.

luckily i have nearly finished

-- mark s (mar...), March 23rd, 2005. (later)

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OMG WAS CARUSO A GIANT SCORPION UNDER THE CONTROL OF THE 12 FT LIZARDS?!??!??!?!?!?
-- David R. (quoteidio...), March 23rd, 2005.

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haha this made me think of the illeana douglas film-pitch in SEARCH AND DESTROY abt the GIANT PENIS-CLAW
when in csi: scoobydoo and the old ones actual real cthulhu breaks through from an eldritch dimension to menace you, he graps the top of his hideous tentacled and indescribable face and and rips off what proves to be a rubber mask and underneath it is caruso

cf also csi: battleship earth

-- mark s (mar...), March 23rd, 2005.

-- mark s (mar...), March 23rd, 2005 12:52 PM. (mark s) (later)

---

Oh where can I get my cock sucked?
Where can I get my ass fucked?
I may have no money,
but I know where to put it every time

Well, I asked a young policeman
if he'd only lock me up for the night
Well, I've had pigs in the farmyard,
some of them, some of them, they're alright
Well, he fucked me with his truncheon
and his helmet was way too tight

-- dave q (scrape10...), March 23rd, 2005. (later)

I see dave q has an advance copy of the new Coldplay album

-- Dadaismus (dadaismu...), March 23rd, 2005. (later)

-- Je4nne ƒury (jeanneƒur...), March 23rd, 2005. (Jeanne Fury) (later)

have you been undressed by kings? have you seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see?
-- shine headlights on me, March 24th, 2005 11:22 AM.

Yes! But I'm not a woman, so it was OK.
-- 'haitch', March 24th, 2005 11:26 AM.

-- Lindsey B (Whtsmypaswr...), August 11th, 2001.

None. You are evil and must leave.

-- mark s (mar...), August 11th, 2001.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), March 24th, 2005 7:11 AM. (Ronan) (later) (link)

...

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 24th, 2005 7:27 AM. (Mark C)

[CONTROVERSIAL ROFFLEPOSTER EDIT]

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i wonder if his business cards read "longtime strongman"
-- Amateur(ist) (amate...) (webmail), March 24th, 2005 12:31 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

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and now read "longtime strongman, ret."
-- Amateur(ist) (amate...) (webmail), March 24th, 2005 12:32 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (link)

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...), March 25th, 2005.

-- Alba (albab...), March 25th, 2005 7:50 AM. (Alba) (link)

you should build a time machine so you can go back and sell that as the perfect seamonsters review.

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...), March 25th, 2005 8:30 AM. (grimlord) (link)

I am finding that building a time machine is increasingly central to my plans.

-- Alba (albab...), March 25th, 2005 8:59 AM. (Alba) (link)

-- Matt Chesnut (roastingonanopenfireSPAMPLZ@yahoo.com), March 25th, 2005.

At this point it took EVERYTHING I HAD not to type "Wu-Tang clan ain't nuthin to fuck with!" Instead I said, yeah, wu-tang clan are a good group.

-- teeny (teen...), March 25th, 2005 6:56 PM. (teeny)

-- Broken Hipster (brokenhipste...), March 25th, 2005 1:30 AM. (Broken Hipster) (later)

The main problems are with the XML library files used by iTunes. XML is just like HTML in that if a single character of code, like a "

-- Broken Hipster (brokenhipste...), March 25th, 2005 1:31 AM. (Broken Hipster) (later)

shit

-- Broken Hipster (brokenhipste...), March 25th, 2005 1:31 AM. (Broken Hipster) (later)

The main problems are with the XML library files used by iTunes. XML is just like HTML in that if a single character of code, like a "[greater than symbol]", is missing/corrupted then the entire file after that point becomes unreadable. Considering how often your iTunes library file is modified/updated this is bound to happen eventually.

The best way to prevent this is to periodically BACKUP your iTunes library file. Find out where it's hiding and make a dated copy that you can roll back to if your shit gets fucked up.

And backup your playlists too, as they will also go bye-bye if your library file calls it quits.

-- Broken Hipster (brokenhipste...), March 25th, 2005 1:32 AM. (Broken Hipster) (later)

SAUCE.

What.

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), March 26th, 2005.

I coined that phrase, "Oh, slime." while skiing today. Don't worry if you find it difficult or pointless now, because it sounds way doper when you start wearing better shoes.

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), March 26th, 2005.

http://www.imomus.com/bearclaw.jpg

Photographed February 2005, Nakano shopping centre, Tokyo, Japan. Caption reads "Bear Claw!"

-- Momus (nic...), March 26th, 2005.

-- beanz (beanzil...), March 26th, 2005 1:10 AM. (beanz)