I can feel Excelsior in the air tonight, oh lord, and I've been LOL all my life, etcetcetrc

(edited for clarity)

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BALLAD OF INCONGRUOUS BONER
-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), October 25th, 2004 2:41 PM. (nickalicious) (later)

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I like teh "cute" girls, myself.
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), October 25th, 2004.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), October 25th, 2004 8:30 AM. (later) (link)

and marcello, personally you should be quite glad that they leave lots of wiggle room!

-- muk (johnny143...), October 25th, 2004 1:22 PM. (later)

Answers

luk?

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), October 25th, 2004 1:23 PM. (later)

I mean "Mukluk".

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), October 25th, 2004 1:23 PM. (later)

uh... mukkake?

-- andrew l. r. (allocrypti...), October 25th, 2004 1:25 PM. (later)

mukayla?

-- jocelyn (nalra...), October 25th, 2004 1:25 PM. (later)

Do you have a reason to asume such a name exists?

-- Kevin Gilchrist (KevinGil14...), October 25th, 2004 1:26 PM. (later)

Omarpa.

-- n/a (nu...), October 25th, 2004 1:27 PM. (later)

mukenna? haha

-- A Million Talking Hot Dogs (aaronh...), October 25th, 2004 1:28 PM. (later)

muki?

-- jel -- (freeduni...), October 25th, 2004 1:28 PM. (later)

MuKenzie

-- briania (lyriclas...), October 25th, 2004 1:29 PM. (later)

mukloud

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), October 25th, 2004 1:31 PM. (later)

Mukenna

-- sgs (sarahsonni...), October 25th, 2004 1:31 PM. (later)

Mukaleckahimeckahineyho.

-- n/a (nu...), October 25th, 2004 1:31 PM. (later)

I CAN'T FUCKING READ ANYMORE

-- sgs (GU...), October 25th, 2004 1:32 PM. (later)

-- sometimes i like to pretend i am very small and warm (hot.air.balloo...), October 25th, 2004 12:14 PM. (ex machina) (later)

Marge Simpson suppresses the rage, and look what happens to her. Its no good man. Let it out!

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), October 26th, 2004 11:47 AM. (trayce)

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http://supak.com/simpsons/ned_flanders_jogging.gif

Heavens no! :-)

-- Ned Ragget (nedsaigh...), October 26th, 2004 11:51 AM. (Gear!)

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(I think it was the ned as flanders concept... oh my)

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Yes.
-- Michael White (Sanmichel...), October 25th, 2004.

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And it usually is "it".
-- Alba (albab...), October 25th, 2004.

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"...we can kill it"
-- RJG (RJ...), October 25th, 2004.

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predator was on, last night.
-- RJG (RJ...), October 25th, 2004.

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We now need to find a stone axe.
-- Alba (albab...), October 25th, 2004.

A Nightmare He'll Never Forget.

In the early morning hours on a deserted Los Angeles beach, Dustin, a tuxedo-dressed, bottle-clutching film executive awakens alongside the body of a dead woman. Minnow, a homeless man, approaches Dustin and tells him that he witnessed him kill the girl, but he’ll “take care of it” if Dustin agrees to “take care of him”. Minnow shows up at Dustin’s home and begins taking over. He wants everything that Dustin’s has, including his girlfriend Darcy. When the body turns up alive and a blackmail scheme is revealed, Dustin tries to turn the tables on Minnow. A struggle ensues and Dustin accidentally kills the girl… The blackmail begins again, this time in earnest.

JASON PRIESTLEY
Beverly Hills 90210, Love And Death On Long Island, Tombstone

KARI WUHRER
Sliders, Kissing A Fool, Anaconda

NICHOLAS LEA
The X-Files, Vertical Limit, Bad Company

HOLT MCCALLANY
Men Of Honor, Three Kings, The Fight Club

-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...), October 26th, 2004 10:27 PM. (rosemary) (later)
how does a body turn up alive?

-- s1ocki (slytus...), October 26th, 2004 10:28 PM. (slutsky) (later)
isn't that just the equivalent of "somebody came over"?

-- s1ocki (slytus...), October 26th, 2004 10:28 PM. (slutsky) (later)

I have got 3324 on snake 2 . me have a 3310.i am from bangladesh

-- arunava chowdhury (arun101b...), October 26th, 2004 1:32 AM.

W. T. F.

-- Allyzay

Although I can now never ever have sex again. Especially not in London.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 26th, 2004 10:44 AM.

-- everything (everything196...), October 26th, 2004 1:20 PM. (later)
John Peel has now been excelsiored on ILX for evermore!

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But that 10% of PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME is so worth it though
-- TOMBOT (flas...), October 26th, 2004. (later) (link)

-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), October 26th, 2004 2:02 PM. (later)

-- Gribowitz (pau...), October 26th, 2004.

Every CD I buy is a substitute for a beautiful girl/woman I see walking down the street. Every CD I buy is a substitute for a happy couple I see walking down the street. Every CD I buy is imaginary landfill for whatever the void is that keeps me lonely and assless. Music makes the unspeakable ever-present frustrations of life tolerable.

-- do the sublimation (laca...), October 26th, 2004 10:12 AM. (later)
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It sounds like you're being facetious, but then what you're saying also sounds entirely plausible, where you say it in a way that might elicit laughter, but behind the laughter there is a truth to it. If what you are saying is true, then do you feel that the music is truly an adequate surrogate for what you are looking for, or are you "settling" for something lesser when you don't get what you are really looking for? And do you find this state of events acceptable? And are you willing to continue doing it at the cost of getting the "ass" you seek?

-- King Korn Carn (dsa;lklsj...), October 26th, 2004 10:38 AM. (later)
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What I am conveying lies beyond laughter and plausibility. It is a state of affairs in which someone socially crippled (and hence sexually frustrated) maintains a veneer of popular cultural (hip) superiority inversely proportional to profound (if concealed) inadequacy, with the quixotic goal in mind of one day impressing a supermodel with musical taste and record collection size. Somehow prodigious musical acquisition will translate into her mind into heroic virility. There is nothing else to be done in this fallen world.

-- do the sublimation (laca...), October 26th, 2004 10:58 AM. (later)

-- n/a (nu...), October 26th, 2004 3:04 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

UHHHH...HEY PAUL, YOU GOT ANY GUM?

-- n/a (nu...), October 26th, 2004 3:04 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

YOU GOT ANY GUM?

-- n/a (nu...), October 26th, 2004 3:10 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

http://www.vet.purdue.edu/courses/ai/vm520/Fall%202002/browniecoag/Doberman%20gums.jpg

-- Loose Translation: Sexy Dancer (jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj...), October 26th, 2004 3:11 PM. (sexyDancer) (later) (link)

UHHHH...

-- n/a (nu...), October 26th, 2004 3:15 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

UHHH.....

-- n/a (nu...), October 26th, 2004 3:15 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

UHHHH....

-- n/a (nu...), October 26th, 2004 3:15 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

...

-- n/a (nu...), October 26th, 2004 3:15 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

YOU GOT ANY GUM?

-- n/a (nu...), October 26th, 2004 3:15 PM. (Nick A.) (later) (link)

I'm YOUNG and miserable.
-- Nowell (noelcollin...), November 24th, 2004 3:25 PM.

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Unread Messages
how does that follow?
-- weasel diesel (kilian(dot)murphy24@mail.dcu.ie), November 24th, 2004 6:22 PM.

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Xpost
You're spelling it wrong. It's "beeyotches".
-- Nowell (noelcollin...), November 24th, 2004 6:22 PM

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), November 24th, 2004 10:15 AM. (colin s barrow)

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manblocks?
-- the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound@hotmail.com), November 24th, 2004 10:15 AM. (electricsound)

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cumcuber?
-- the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound@hotmail.com), November 24th, 2004 10:16 AM. (electricsound)

"And on the 73rd day, the children of Israel heard The Unicorns, and lo, it was proclaimed that they were alright if you like that sort of thing."

-- William Bloody Swygart (thingummy9...), November 24th, 2004.

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Oh thats fine as long as they're not in a chair covered with spikes and scorpions.
-- Bernard the Butler (pau...), November 25th, 2004 5:22 PM. (later)

where's momus?

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), November 26th, 2004. (llamasfur)

whacking off.

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), November 26th, 2004. (orion)

over nude pixs of prussian blue?

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), November 26th, 2004. (llamasfur)

does it matter?

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), November 26th, 2004. (orion)

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Y Tori Read Kant?
-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), November 26th, 2004. (trayce)

-- j c (foreignfishe...), November 26th, 2004 10:50 PM. (j c) (later)

it's going to be a long four years ...

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...), November 26th, 2004.

Especially if we're all abstaining!

-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...), November 26th, 2004.

-- jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (mandeewrigh...), November 26th, 2004. (later)

The fart went rolling down the street...
Knocked a copper off his feet

The copper got out his trusty pistol...
Shot the fart from here to Bristol

Bristol Rovers playing at home...
Kicked the fart from here to Rome

Julius Caeser drinking gin...
Opened his mouth and the fart rolled in

The fart went rolling down his spine
Knocked his balls right out of line
Inky pinky parlez-vous

-- beanz (beanzil...), November 26th, 2004. (later)
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I guess the old lady of 92 was trying to do the fart in a non-western toilet.

-- beanz (beanzil...), November 26th, 2004. (later)

-- phil-two (phil), November 12th, 2004.

$50

-- Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (aaronhz@), November 12th, 2004.

I'm gonna get the Nirvana box set instead, haha.

-- Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (aaronhz@), November 12th, 2004.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), November 27th, 2004 9:52 PM. (vassifer) (later) (link)

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There's another Goth going! Not sure what starry's planning on playing, and she's left work now
-- Vicky (missvick...), November 25th, 2004 5:34 PM. (later)

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Come on Vic, stick some Southern Death Cult on. Uninteligible vocals + Native American imagery = full dancefloor of pop kids
-- MikeyG (...), November 25th, 2004 5:37 PM. (later)

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oh dear, i appear to have left it at home. How about some sugababes?
-- Vicky (missvick...), November 25th, 2004 5:42 PM. (later)

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Did you say Ghost Dance?
-- MikeyG (...), November 25th, 2004 5:44 PM. (later)

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I can play a ride song for you if you like?
-- Vicky (missvick...), November 25th, 2004 5:45 PM. (later)

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I'd rather chisel my knob off.
-- MikeyG (...), November 25th, 2004 5:47 PM. (later)

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ok, I'll not play ride, just for you. I wasn't going to play it anyway.
-- Vicky (missvick...), November 25th, 2004 5:49 PM. (later)

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Too late, blood everywhere.
-- MikeyG (...), November 25th, 2004 5:50 PM. (later)

the dialogue is very cleverly written to annoy ppl with surprisingly tiny penises
-- mark s (mar...) (webmail), March 18th, 2003 2:04 PM. (mark s) (link)

Talking Heads - "Burning Down The House"
Herbie Hancock - "Rockit"
Topps - Wade Boggs Rookie Card

-- jack est moi (jackgi...) (webmail), November 27th, 2004 4:31 PM. (later) (link)

-- Matt (Mat...), November 28th, 2004 9:49 PM. (Matt) (later)

-- aimurchie (kpcollin...), November 28th, 2004 3:23 AM. (later) (link)

Did he leave you because he felt suffocated?

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), November 28th, 2004 3:28 AM.

just include a picture of a german woman with subtitle "him" and youre sorted
-- mark p (m*****...), July 17th, 2003 9:39 AM. (Mark P)

(This was already posted on a previous LOL thread but it deserves a revival)

I heard you can keep a human brain alive by soaking it in Windex.

-- Brian MacDonald (brian...), November 18th, 2001.

EXCELSIOR, it'll pass you by, in the wink of a young girl's LOL

-- Sick Mouthy (sickmouth...) (webmail), November 29th, 2004 2:24 PM. (Nick Southall) (later)