Running into things: Classic or Dud?

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I live in the middle of nowhere and earlier i decided it would be nice to steal into the farmers field to read some more of my book and have a few beers. I drank a bit too much and stuggled to climb back over the barbed wire fence. I made it though, but when i looked up i saw a house in the middle of nowhere, and looking out of a window was a SUPER creepy man (think aphex twin videos) and he was just grinning at me. So naturally i decided to run away at full speed down the path. However i was so intend on escaping my creepy foe that i did not see the path forking round to the right. I continued straight into a tree and fell to the ground. I got up and looked around, giggling at my silliness and there was the elder sister of one of my friends standing there laughing at me and giving me a "you are a freak" look.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 26 June 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

this explains a lot

― dahlin (dahlin), Sunday, 26 June 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

When I was three years old, I was chasing my sister beneath the overhang of strip mall. I wasn't looking where I was going, and ran head first into a brick column. Emergency room, stitches, etc.

That is where the bump/scar on my forehead came from. The scar is mostly gone now, but I will forever have a lumpy skull.

― Ian John50n (orion), Sunday, 26 June 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

i once hit my sister in the head with an aluminum baseball bat. by accident, of course.
anyway, i digress..
i think spaciness can be incredibly sexy. failing to notice obstacles and falling over as a result of being distracted by deep thoughts/fantasies is HOTT.
(and none of this has anything to do with my own rubber ankles)

― dahlin (dahlin), Sunday, 26 June 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

I must have looked positively unhinged.

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 26 June 2005 18:21 (twenty years ago)

in greece, if you fall over in public, they do not laugh at you. imagine!

― dahlin (dahlin), Sunday, 26 June 2005 18:23 (twenty years ago)

They just make off with your wallet right?

― Hari A$hur$t (Toaster), Sunday, 26 June 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

i may have shared this elsewhere...

when i was abt 6 i was at my friend gary khangura's house and we were playing 'commandoes', which involved creeping around his house and 'spying' on his parents (who were watching telly) and making sure they didn't see us. his mum got up to make herself a drink at one point, and i bolted from my hiding spot, so she wouldn't see me, through what i thought was an open doorway, out to the garden. turns out that open doorway was a closed plate glass door, which i shattered as i ran through. i was pretty fucken shocked and was covered in glass, but i didn't get a single cut on me.

― stevie (stevie), Sunday, 26 June 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

ilxor as comedy community of the stepping-deftly-sideways-challenged shockah!!:
walking into stuff: a miscellany
Clumsiness

― mark s (mark s), Sunday, 26 June 2005 18:39 (twenty years ago)

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