I'm So Bored With The ILX

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So bored that:
I'm still reading that Dylan thread on ILM.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 3 October 2005 19:30 (twenty years ago)

That's just sad.

― O'so Krispie (Ex Leon), Monday, 3 October 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Just like Pagliacci did,
I try to keep my sad face hid.

― k/l (Ken L), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

SUCK IT YOU we da only game in TOWWWWN

― so what, Monday, 3 October 2005 20:48 (twenty years ago)

so, k/l get the party started! Ask a provocative question or an innocuous one, It’s your board too, so if you’re bored, shake it up! Let's go!

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Monday, 3 October 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

maybe you should watch TV instead. Get one life, as they say, haha.

― when something smacks of something (dave225.3), Monday, 3 October 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

where all the good threads today? there's nothing to distract me

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think there are any. should i start one?

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

Nicky Wire is dressed in a banana suit and gatecrashes a party and insists on starting a fight with you. He seems a bit tipsy but nonetheless he's getting quite serious, how do you react?

― acrobat (elwisty), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

A strange fetishism.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

An old reliable:

Liverpool Tickets Fiasco

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

an old reliable what? cure for insomnia?

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

It's the funniest thread on ILx EVER.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

i'd forgotten where all that stuff was! "Time to wipe JIZZLIKE SVEN off T-SHIRT" will live with me forever:)

― Storefront Church (688), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

That thread is an absolute classic but I fear utterly indecipherable to non-UK Ilxers. Especially those who don't follow the ins and outs of mediocre UK politicans, mediocre Brit bands, mediocre Premiership footballers and DJ Martian.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

VINI REILLY must be installed as ROBOT PRIME MINISTER

tremendous

― Michael Philip Philip Philip Philip Annoyman (Ferg), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

mediocre Premiership footballers

http://www.bbc.co.uk/dragonsden/images/home_duncan_bannatyne.jpg
I'm out!

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

i think 'this is the thread where i apologise to other ilxors for boorish behaviour' is funnier (or would be if all the pirosmani pics were still in place)

― vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

OH MY GOD, that thread is phenomenal! Who is charltonlido nowadays?

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

I'm talking about the 'ticket fiasco' one, btw.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

delroy lindo
(xpost)

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I have absolutely little idea what that thread is about.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

SVEN needs to employ FEMINIST thinking. Has he even been to FINLAND?

― onimo (onimo), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

sanskrit seemed to get it - he must be secretly british

― vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

Charlton Lido is currently called Storefront Church and is known by the codename 688. He is baffled by telephones.

― === temporary username === (Mark C), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Where is the follow-up thread to that where Martian actually links to the Open University course on Systems Thinking?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

I think we all have days like this - don't worry something interesting will come along soon.

― Edward Trifle (Ned Trifle IV), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Ok, I was wrong.

― Edward Trifle (Ned Trifle IV), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just glad this humble forgotten thread allowed uk ilxors to reconnect with a beloved thread where they humorously discussed the Premiership, Chas and Dave, deep-fried mars bars, and all sorts of other wonderful and incomprehensible things British.

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

At least that's what I imagine, not having clicked on the thread.

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps this is a solution for you. do not click on any threads, just imagine them, and the rays of sun will shine brightly for the rest of your day

― Storefront Church (688), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

WHY has SVEN not given CHAS AND DAVE prominent roles within his COACHING STAFF? Their tried-and-trusted, salt-of-the-earth HONESTY and TOIL will surely PURGE the squad of COMPLACENCY and FAGGISH MUSIC such as RUFUS WAYNRIGHT.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

Poor.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

it is very hard to do, i've found; but that was especially poor.

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.adcritic.com/gfx/smthumb/budweiser-true-wazzup.jpg

wassup!

― vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

STEVE CLARIDGE to play for SELFISH SVEN and GAMBLE his nation to VICTORY in spite of FOUR-FIVE-ONE MADNESS. ALEX TURNER to write OFFICIAL England anthem, put PRIDE back in our hearts, WHERE is FARIA ALAM now? RICHARD LITTLEJOHN to be installed as MINISTER for DEPORTATION. THIRTY YEARS OF 'EVERYTHING HURTS'.

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps you could practice offline first

― Storefront Church (688), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Very poor.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

before the poppage

xpost

― the original hauntology blogging crew (Enrique), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

What about Tesco? What about the Status Quo?

kid 688 otm

― The Redd And The Blecch (Ken L), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

Evidently, mine lack either context or comedic je ne sais quoi. I'll need to work out what made the originals so great!

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

What made the originals so great is that they were posted by gareth or n.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

and ronan

I'll need to work out what made the originals so great!

it was a fine but now dead meme, don't bother

― vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

It sort of jumped the shark when people stopped observing what DJ Martian actually does and just started capitalising random words, like they'd seen other funny people do.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

(Not as bad as Ned's Pinefox impression though).

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

Now there's a chestnut.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

I've done some bad ones in my time too.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, that reminds me...loath as I am to drag this particular thread out of the dungeons again, Dr C's contributions are the proverbial komedy gold...

IL* Challenge!

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

Noooooo.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

as that thread reveals, DJ Martian actually stole the 'capitalising particular words' thing off our very own starry shabaz

― vita susicivus (blueski), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

bah, had meetings all morning which is a glorious way to avoid work. (not.)

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

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