i am static electricity

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i am static electricity. i wrote these stories:
i quit my job and bought a boat: i quit my job and bought a boat
i was blindfolded and pushed down a flight of stairs: i was blindfolded and pushed down a flight of stairs
i made a man redundant: i can't find this one, it is lost.

i want to say thank you for reading my stories and for making helpful comments on them.

― Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:22 (twenty years ago)

I heart you, Static. I found your stories very entertaining.

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

And search isn't working, but this is your lost thread:

i made a man redundant

― Paranoid Spice (kate), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:27 (twenty years ago)

thank you paranoid spice. i was almost ill with fear and longing for my lost riddle-epic.

― Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

i am working on the story + music that you suggested in the past.

― Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

'john p irrelevant' still cracks me up

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Tuesday, 4 October 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

i liked these.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:51 (twenty years ago)

Phew! That would have been TERRIBLE to have lost IMAMR. I loved that one!

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 14:54 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

hi can you explain what ile is to me?

― Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

it's confusing

― Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

this is all fiction correct?

― Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

imagined personas in a fever dream of typistry and tapestry?

― Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

the quizzical youth of tomorrow's imagined yesteryears?

― Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Are you writing a poem about us? How nice!

ILE fiction... hah, I wish. No, it's bored office workers.

― We might force K8 to change her name to Marie. (kate), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

but these people are just playing the devil's avocado, yes? White trick-or-treaters in blackface: C/D?

― Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

Aaahhh, oh dear. It's just various posters taking their personal crocodiles for a walk. You should see the UK posters going on class issues!

― We might force K8 to change her name to Marie. (kate), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:05 (twenty years ago)

Mmmm, avocadoes.

― We might force K8 to change her name to Marie. (kate), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

i never know when to walk my crocodiles because i can never tell when their tears are real

― Static Electricity (staticelectricity), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't think those posters do, either. And a very astute description of the whole mess...

― We might force K8 to change her name to Marie. (kate), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

I like you very much. Your prose is soothing.

― Rumpie, Tuesday, 1 November 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

behind every cloud is a purpose

― zaxxon25 (zaxxon25), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

I keep reading this thread title and it makes me smiley. I can't quite place why. Its like being electricity could be the best thing ever.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

two years pass...

this one is missing

i was about to jump over lake osceola on my tricked-out motorcycle

― static electricity, Tuesday, 18 December 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

four years pass...

Oh man these still exist?

― Static Electricity, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

I was like 16 when I wrote these stories! Crazy that they're still here!

― Static Electricity, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 17:49 (thirteen years ago)

I was just thinking of these in the past month. It's good to see them exhumed out of the archives. They're naive, but fresh. As for still existing, ilx is a forever thing. It will bury all of us.

― Aimless, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)

Yeah, I love those threads.

― emil.y, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 18:20 (thirteen years ago)

Thanks! I was doing a lot of drugs back then. I wonder where all that energy went.

― Static Electricity, Wednesday, 11 January 2012 18:52 (thirteen years ago)

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