Jordy will be 17 next Saturday!!

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He's probably had his taste of humpa-hump already...

What things make you feel old?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:11 (twenty years ago)

do you want to masturbate in front of him?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:15 (twenty years ago)

What's your problem today?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:16 (twenty years ago)

"today"

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:17 (twenty years ago)

He's always like this?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

it's the chemo

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

who the hell is Jordy anyway?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

OOH LA LA BEHBEH

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:20 (twenty years ago)

http://www.vinylmaniaque.com/pochettes2/jordy-sp.jpg

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

http://jordy.diy.myrice.com/video/jordyv.JPG

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

hence my HI-LARIOUS baby masturbation joke

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:21 (twenty years ago)

Well I actually understood your underage masturbation joke reference without knowing who Jordy was, oddly.

But who is Jordy and why do I care? I see he is a Hitler youth, this is a start.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Yeah but he'll be 17 within a few days, masturbating in front of him is totally acceptable now.

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:23 (twenty years ago)

...

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

I totally heard that song as "ooh la la baby" too when it was hit!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:24 (twenty years ago)

anyway, i am not actually downloading "voulez vous le behbeh" or whatever the fuck it's called to ysi. i am sure someone else will tho.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, back on the thread subject...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

I don't want to actually listen to a song about a sexy baby or whatever you two ladies are fussing about.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

"Jordy - Video Surprise" sounds like code for "kiddy porn"

― Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:27 (twenty years ago)

the hell you dont

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

this was also an exceptionally gay record for an infant

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

did jordy vogue in the video?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:28 (twenty years ago)

What do you expect from a baby? Motley Crue? Of course it's going to be exceptionally gay. I mean haven't you heard Radio Disney?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:29 (twenty years ago)

i fully expect an infant to cover motorhead's "killed by death"

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:30 (twenty years ago)

I am the midnight NAMBLA -
I am the two inch gambler -
The fondler of the nobbler -
The Nemesis of the toddler -
I look just like your father but I am -
The midnight NAMBLA -
I am the baby snake handler -
I am the nude pube bangler -
The dark fandangler -
The fondler of the nobbler -
The nemesis of the toddler -
I look just like your father but I am -
The midnight NAMBLA -
That's what I am -
I'm a nambling man -
I am gonna namble your asshole -
Tonight -

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

The song was called "It's Hard to be a Baby," or something. In French: "C'est dur d'etre bebe," maybe? Evidently Jordy was just another indie-rock whiner with a ye-ye fetish.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:33 (twenty years ago)

nitsuh the music was big gay house music for chrissakes

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

we're talking crystal waters levels of fruitiness here

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

wow, i always thought jordy was strictly a canadian phenomenon. so where's the little fucker from, then?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

candyland

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

LEARN ONE JOKE JESS

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:35 (twenty years ago)

YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE NAME, DON'T TELL MY ASS HOW THE SONG GOES

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

However, reports were beginning to surface that suggested a lapse in parental responsibilities; amid some more disturbing allegations, the French government -- concerned that Jordy was simply being exploited for commercial gain -- stepped in and banned his music from radio and television for his own good. Under the ban, his third album, La Récréation, sank without a trace. In 1996, his parents opened a children's tourist attraction called La Ferme de Jordy (Jordy's Farm). It was an unmitigated financial failure, and when it closed down, Jordy's parents divorced. Jordy was legally emancipated and spent the remainder of his teen years living on a farm near Caen, where he studied dance and drumming; he also developed a fondness for techno, and was rumored to be attempting an acting career.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

you have never been less otm, nitsuh

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:37 (twenty years ago)

spent the remainder of his teen years living on a farm near Caen, where he studied dance and drumming

best training montage ever

"Concentraaaaaate!"

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:38 (twenty years ago)

"he also developed a fondness for techno" is the best thing i've read all day

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:39 (twenty years ago)

and that little boy grew up to be...ronan.

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Hello, would any of you be interested in purchasing some handbags? Perhaps some shoes?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:41 (twenty years ago)

Haha, I'd totally listen to some banging techno produced by Jordy!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

this makes me feel way older:

ihttp://www.livenirvana.com/dvd/official/caps/Nevermind-11.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:42 (twenty years ago)

"How does it feel to have your tiny baby penis in 20 million households?"

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

crap
http://www.livenirvana.com/dvd/official/caps/Nevermind-11.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

Haha, that's more in the spirit of the thread!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.filmstew.com/Users/PhotoFinish/305/JonathanLipnicki.jpg

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

!@~@!#!!R#R#Q$!$!@$#!$$@@~$

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

i fully expect an infant to cover motorhead's "killed by death"

They do this all the time in supermarkets! OMG!

― Dom iNut (donut), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:45 (twenty years ago)

all the innocent children of the 90s are Ashton Kuchering everywhere

― Dom iNut (donut), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

Haley Joel Osment will be legal next April.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:46 (twenty years ago)

even the female ones

― Dom iNut (donut), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

And sorry, I miscalculated Jordy's age, he is 17 already.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:47 (twenty years ago)

What...is it?

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:48 (twenty years ago)

who knew jonathan lipnicki would grow up to look like sean astin and rob thomas' bastard son

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

tuomas why in the hell would you know this anyway?

― cancer prone fat guy (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

I keep a "to do" list.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:49 (twenty years ago)

I wish my last name was Nipliki.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

http://albums.mouseplanet.com/WDWMGMProcessed/jake_lloyd_bennett_050625.jpg

not as bad as the Vanity Fair "Stars of the Trilogy" shot

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

Jordy should form his Old Skull already...

or Vieux Crâne, if you will...

― Dom iNut (donut), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

I wish my last name was Nipliki.

careful...

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:50 (twenty years ago)

oh wait, Jordy's already old enough to form his Les Frères De Sang

― Dom iNut (donut), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:51 (twenty years ago)

here's the kid from Sling Blade

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:53 (twenty years ago)

mmmhrrmmm

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:54 (twenty years ago)

Looks like Lipnicki had "pants me, I'm a tool" written on his back long ago.

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:55 (twenty years ago)

Yeah hi:

http://eur.yimg.com/i/xp/premier_photo/a/a43da34aa5.jpg

― Je4nn3 ƒur¥ (Je4nne Fury), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Hey, he turned out rather hot!

(xx-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

http://rising_stars_2002.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/newbonsall.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

Whatever: that was supposed to be Brian Bonsall.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:57 (twenty years ago)

Who is "Mouse Planet"?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:58 (twenty years ago)

Jake Lloyd of Phantom Menace.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Oh.

Why do you people know so much about crappy child actors from 10 years ago?

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

My link still doesn't work. Just search for him. He's the little kid from Family Ties, now he's in a punk band.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:01 (twenty years ago)

"The band was called “Late Bloomers” and actually released a recording called “This One’s For Dick”. "

http://actorbios.twiaa.net/bios/pics/brian_bonsall/thumbs/10_Bonsall9.jpg

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:08 (twenty years ago)

i asked about Jordy a year ago
help my friends Song ID: French/baby singing/american hit/90s?

and someone already knew he'd turned 17

here's the whole album http://www.fbesp.org/jordy/

it's rather amazing.

my wife had a foreign exchange student friend in highschool that used to sing her the second song all the time!@

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Baby Jessica now performs at avant garde taverns in the Lower East Side doing performance art.

― Dom iNut (donut), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:15 (twenty years ago)

She's written poetry too, and is "provocative":

Yeah! Try to throw me down that fucking well
You come down and get me
You asshole
[*squirts crude oil at audience members*]

― Dom iNut (donut), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:16 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.caver.net/j/jes1.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

Curly Sue is a stage actress now...and kinda hot

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:20 (twenty years ago)

http://mclub.te.net.ua/images/alb/cover3502_22127.jpg

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:23 (twenty years ago)

The little girl from Adventures in Babysitting:

http://www.citygarage.org/uploads/Productions/Vian06.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:24 (twenty years ago)

(Thor not pictured.)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:25 (twenty years ago)

i am sad this thread is not about this guy
http://www.hypertrek.org/personaggi/img/laforge.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:26 (twenty years ago)

OTM Rob

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:35 (twenty years ago)

THIS THREAD IS WIERD

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:36 (twenty years ago)

MY EYES THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING
http://www.ccdump.org/images/laforge2.jpg

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:36 (twenty years ago)

LeVar Burton Appreciation Thread

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:37 (twenty years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~crapsonline/Library/images/jpg/element.jpg

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:41 (twenty years ago)

What does that Star Wars dude have to do with Jordy?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

hahaha jocelyn OTM

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:42 (twenty years ago)

...

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:43 (twenty years ago)

Mason Gamble(Dirk Calloway/Dennis the Menace) will turn 20 next monday, and is apparently in his 2nd year at UCLA

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:46 (twenty years ago)

What does that Star Wars dude have to do with Jordy?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), January 11th, 2006.

!!!

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

If someone could photoshop lasers coming out of Data's eyes that would make me so happy.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:47 (twenty years ago)

i don't have photoshop at work, but...

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00000DPEY.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Buy new: $199.99 -- Used & new from: $49.95

― kingfish russian bigamist (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 11 January 2006 21:52 (twenty years ago)

four years pass...

On February 28, 2006 he released his first new single in 12 years, "Je t'apprendrai". Jordy is currently in the band Jordy & the Dixies. They are touring and making albums and songs. A small controversy occured when French tabloids reported that the Dixies were underpaid homeless street walkers that Jordy was exploiting. Jordy called a press conference to respond to the allegation saying, "This is totally false. I love the homeless, but they are not competent musicians."

??!!

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 10:30 (fifteen years ago)

hahaha

― mormon's marmots (crüt), Wednesday, 1 December 2010 10:31 (fifteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHvvWFXYRcQ

He is kinda cute, in a Marc Almond kind of way.

― Tuomas, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 10:34 (fifteen years ago)

Can't believe his victory on La Ferme Célébrités 2 has gone unnoticed by ILX.

http://www.memepasmal.net/media/jordy.gif

― seandalai, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 10:45 (fifteen years ago)

oh la la baby

― ENBB, Wednesday, 1 December 2010 11:51 (fifteen years ago)

eleven years pass...

this is still a bop, but man, how badly his dad fucked him over.

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:07 (three years ago)

Jordy today

https://i.ibb.co/FYM3P5K/photos-jordy-fete-ses-34-ans-que-devient-l-ex-bebe-chanteur.jpg

― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 13 September 2022 18:08 (three years ago)

Does he have children of his own? Bébé's kids?

― jaymc, Wednesday, 14 September 2022 02:17 (three years ago)

three weeks pass...

Jordy today

uh no, that's actually Jordy at a Boxon concert in 2009. nobody knows what Jordy looks like in 2022. I felt compelled to speak out on this issue because I was born in 1987 and I can't accept the fact that someone six months younger than me can have such a youthful, myspace-ready glow

tbf I do like the idea of compressing Jordy's entire adult life into an extended "today", whether he lives to be 34 or 100

― a lesson before djing (unregistered), Thursday, 6 October 2022 17:24 (three years ago)

Wow. I just wrote a squib about this horror.

― Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 October 2022 17:25 (three years ago)

link?

― a lesson before djing (unregistered), Thursday, 6 October 2022 17:43 (three years ago)

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