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what are you an expert in?

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animation. procrastination. masturbation. you?

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:39 (twenty years ago)

bukkake

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

masturbukkake

― Huk-L (Huk-L), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

headshots

― the kit! (g-kit), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:41 (twenty years ago)

Animal husbandry

― Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:42 (twenty years ago)

finding fault

― Sororah T Massacre (blueski), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

self-sabotage

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:44 (twenty years ago)

I'm quite good at welding, gas and stick, not so much mig and tig. However I am an expert in cooking meals for 50+ people over an openw fire.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

pooping

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:45 (twenty years ago)

cooking 50+ people over an open fire

― -rainbow bum- (-rainbow bum-), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:46 (twenty years ago)

British railway signalling.

I like to think I'm an expert at Linux sysadmin stuff too, but I probably know less about it.

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:48 (twenty years ago)

I'm an expert at...

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Pedantry?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

pederasty

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:51 (twenty years ago)

... well, more nit-picking than pedantry (xpost)

― Rotatey Diskers With Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Animal pendantry

― Dave will do (dave225.3), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Flaneurie

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

nothing. i'm a gemini.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Supercilious bemusement

― M. White (Miguelito), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:15 (twenty years ago)

getting excited about the detail and missing the point

― Zoe Espera (Espera), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I'm a gemini

― Adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Perking up just when everyone else is knackered, and vice versa

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm expert at being a gemini.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:31 (twenty years ago)

What's your expertise?
what do you know a bunch of shit about and why?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 16:34 (twenty years ago)

taking sick days

― Shelly Winters Death Clip (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:04 (twenty years ago)

Two related things: being a loser and getting people to hate me.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:14 (twenty years ago)

you forgot self pity!

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:20 (twenty years ago)

hating that numa numa lipsyncing shit so much that i could transfer my hate skills into a lucrative career in a number of minor sociopath-rich fields including repo, auditing, pyramid scheming, and don't-pay-for-a-full-year-! electronics and furniture store management.

― rrrobyn (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:24 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah! (x-post)

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:27 (twenty years ago)

i'm no slouch when it comes to taking sick days either

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:31 (twenty years ago)

makeup, skin care, mineral water, jill schoelen films

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:37 (twenty years ago)

Total freak outs.

― Tripmaker (SDWitzm), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:47 (twenty years ago)

Wasting time, harboring petty grudges

― My Psychic Friends Are Strangely Silent (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:48 (twenty years ago)

mandee, what is your best skincare tip?

I think skincare and makeup are two things I would like to be expert in. I tend to botch them.

I'm a dabbler in several things and have no expertise in anything.

― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:54 (twenty years ago)

according to my job microsoft office, blackberries, and remote access

― Jeff. (Jeff), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

but really, nothing

― Jeff. (Jeff), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 19:56 (twenty years ago)

I am passably competent in many and varied things, so I get by all right with projects and problem-solving...but an expert in none of them. Welcome to my Gemini world: where having the attention span of a squirrel is a GOOD THING.

― Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:02 (twenty years ago)

best skincare tip: start using eye gel, NOW

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:19 (twenty years ago)

CEQA and NEPA

― ath (ath), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:25 (twenty years ago)

ooh, it's never occurred to me to use eye gel. maybe I am kind of puffy. I will try it!

― Cathy (Cathy), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:29 (twenty years ago)

nicole, stop stealing my expertise.

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:31 (twenty years ago)

its more for PREVENTION, cathy, than anything

because im sure your eyes are lovely!

but the skin around the eyes is v. thin and has no oil production so it is the first area to get WRINKLY

― POOP BITCH (Mandee), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 20:52 (twenty years ago)

Mandee, I wish I had asked you to teach me how to apply eyeliner. I can never do it right!

I am jack-of-many-trades, expert of none, except possibly the history of escalators and this one fisheye-lensed camera, but I think I said that on one of the threads jaymc linked to.

― sgs (sgs), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 00:18 (twenty years ago)

Video games

― melton mowbray's APOCALYPTO! (adr), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:07 (twenty years ago)

Fiddling while Rome burns.

― pixel farmer (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:47 (twenty years ago)

humility

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 03:53 (twenty years ago)

Documenting the objects or functions in programming libraries.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 04:08 (twenty years ago)

spiritual ninjutsu

― latebloomer: keeping his reputation for an intense on-set presence (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 04:44 (twenty years ago)

aka sleeping

― latebloomer: keeping his reputation for an intense on-set presence (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 March 2006 04:45 (twenty years ago)


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