just a bit of punchline, so let's be cool

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i've got a dental appointment today at 2.30 (tooth hurty)!

― estela (estela), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

Two atoms cross paths as they're walking down the street. "Are you all right?" says one to the other.

"No, I'm afraid I've lost an electron."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

― King-a-Ling (King-a-Ling), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

Two guys screwed in a light bulb. I'm still not quite sure how they got there.

― less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:54 (nineteen years ago)

earlier i was thinking about those old book title jokes, eg.

rusty bedsprings by i.p. knIghtley

i used to find them hysterical. also i got a poem on a bubblegum wrapper once where the narrator took his girlfriend ruth out on his motorcycle and hit a bump or something, it ended with the line 'and rode on ruthlessly' that i thought was the funniest thing i had ever seen in all my seven years.

― estela (estela), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

Ever smell moth balls? Really!?!?!? How'd you get your nose between their tiny legs....

― Wiggy (Wiggy), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

An Aardvark walks into a bar. Barman says "So why the long face?"

― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:56 (nineteen years ago)

i wasn't actually joking about my dental appointment, it really is at 2.30.

― estela (estela), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

i've got a dental appointment today at 2.30 (tooth hurty)!

does that mean that the yanks are coming?!?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 6 November 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

And so the penguin says "no no, it's just ice cream."

― It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (Austin, Still), Monday, 6 November 2006 02:22 (nineteen years ago)

no, it means i'll have x-rays and an exam and then the dentist will explain the treatment options available to me.

― estela (estela), Monday, 6 November 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

I like that punchline the best so far.

― Abbott (Abbott), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

a guy complains to his psychiatrist that he keeps dreaming that he's either a tepee or a wigwam. "i know what your problem is," says the doctor, "you're just two tents."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:18 (nineteen years ago)

As the actress said to the Bishop.

― Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

We need Colin in a thread like this! Where is he? I want more dad jokes.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:05 (nineteen years ago)

Tell me your favourite bad joke

― Hi There! Dear Johnney B (stigoftdump), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

PUNCHLINE MADNESS
Just the punchline
punchlines only

― the starbucks in the forbidden city (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:09 (nineteen years ago)

Those old book title jokes are the best ones. My favourite one ever is:

Tiger in the Bed, by Claude Balls.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:17 (nineteen years ago)

Dinosaurs by Terry Dactyl.

― Hi There! Dear Johnney B (stigoftdump), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:18 (nineteen years ago)

Two atoms cross paths as they're walking down the street. "Are you all right?" says one to the other.
"No, I'm afraid I've lost an electron."
"Are you sure?"

"Yes, I'm positive!"

hahahahhahahahahhahahha

the iony of it

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 6 November 2006 10:20 (nineteen years ago)

Me: Ask me why I'm the greatest Polish comedian!
You: Why are you the greatest Po--
Me: --MY TIMING!

― A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 6 November 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

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