Dustin Hoffman's Coffee is Cold in DC in 2007

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Air guitar vs. air sax: you be the judge

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

coffee-table drumming pwns all

― do i have to draw you a diaphragm (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

i'm never gonna dance again, you fucker.

― ZR (teenagequiet), Saturday, 13 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

holla

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 13 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

air-keytar

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 13 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

you have to link the new thread in the old thread.
also, we did All The President's Men already, but that was last year, so I guess anything goes.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

HEY WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking Ravens. I am done watching football this year. Finished.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 14 January 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

oh come on, look at what's next.

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 14 January 2007 01:03 (eighteen years ago)

I know. I'm just bitter.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 14 January 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://sportsforum.ws/GBG/bbb.jpg ?

― TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 14 January 2007 01:32 (eighteen years ago)

I think th distance b/t his upper lip and his chin is roughly the same as his forehead. DAMN!

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 14 January 2007 01:45 (eighteen years ago)

ya heard??

― 69 (plsmith), Sunday, 14 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

it's somebunny's special day!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Sunday, 14 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP, PETE

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Sunday, 14 January 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

i have had all the beers

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 14 January 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thecityofabsurdity.com/papers/pic07.jpg
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Sunday, 14 January 2007 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, man. Happy birthday, Smith Boy # 3. I'll give you a call later. I'm just waking up over here.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

happy bday http://www.photospin.com/content/photos/thumb/0430086.jpg

― AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.explodingdog.com/dumbpict51/happybir.gif

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Sunday, 14 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://coolest-birthday-cakes.shippony.com/images/theme/garden/dirtcake/dirt-cake-02.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thegurdieswinery.com.au/images/Football%20club%20Happy%20Birthday%201500ml%20magnum.jpg

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 14 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

THANKS GUYS!

― 69 (plsmith), Sunday, 14 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://cards.lovingyou.com/platinum/images/card0035.jpg

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Sunday, 14 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2007/01/14/PH2007011400555.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 15 January 2007 04:41 (eighteen years ago)

Hey sorry I had to skip out but I had to get to Fort Totten by whatever lame time the last train was going to roll by.

Keep searching for your Blue Tomorrows!

― Mary (Mary), Monday, 15 January 2007 05:48 (eighteen years ago)

Happy birthday, pete.

I watched the seahawks bears game last night with some really abnoxious chicagoans, I hate chicago now. The sight of a knot of people with little chargers' uniforms for their beer bottles drove me from the bar.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 15 January 2007 06:06 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, i was going to come to the bar but i drove through petworth on ga ave about 11 and realized 1) i had no idea where this place was and 2) that part of town is not any less sketchy than it was when i lived there in 99, i thought it'd be somewhat built up and y'know, people around, and didn't think it was a good idea to go by myself.. although i guess you didn't even get to the bar until after midnight?

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 15 January 2007 06:33 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPYT FHBIRTHDYA

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 07:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/84/310px-Twinpeaks4.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 07:55 (eighteen years ago)

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 15 January 2007 07:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.defamer.com/assets/resources/2006/11/david-lynch-cow.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 08:00 (eighteen years ago)

good job, georgia!

― ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 15 January 2007 08:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lynchnet.com/rabbits/

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

i feel like them, today.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

I have decided once and for all that I can only actually enjoy 60 min. of David Lynch's work. After that I just start wondering when things are going to start wrapping up (answer: no time soon).

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

So. . . who's around to keep me company on the internets today?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

Yay!

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

Too bad we work no where near one another, so we can't "do lunch."

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

you guys could come over here, i think i'm gonna order chinese

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

take a three-hour lunch in honor of dr meth king

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not in the office but have to try and get some stuff done today..
i mean after i read more articles about football

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Vendors did a brisk business in all manner of anti-Colts gear, including several T-shirts that referenced the franchise's unceremonious departure from Baltimore.
One shirt used the Colts' U-shaped horseshoe logo on the front in conjunction with another letter to create a phrase of displeasure; the back of the shirt read "and the Mayflower you left in." "I'm gonna wear it to work," fan Bonnie Honchar said before the game. "I hope I don't get fired."

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

any one of this weekend's games would've been vastly improved by bdawkindsflyingtackle.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thepigsite.com/diseaseinfo/problemsolver.php

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

i've got Porcine Reproductive & Respiratory Syndrome, apparently

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lynchnet.com/rabbits/

-- say it with blood diamonds (a|e...), January 15th, 2007. (a_p)

UMM HOLY SHIT WANT TO WATCH THIS SERIES

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

oh guys! i had this very detailed dream about poland last night!

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 15 January 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Skipping 1027 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

we totally racked up the biggest tab in blood diamonds trivia night history btw

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

wait we did?

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, i certainly FEEL like thats true

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

i hear THE BOSS knows how to put them beerz away

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

BLAM can't look for a new job, I'm enjoying his bartending thread too much.

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

i don't even remember listening to the boss last night, i think zr is lying through his job-searching teeth

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

when we first got there! thunder road!

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Can we set up some kind on library with a TV station, and l33t internet security, a cat pictures section, maybe with in built fried chicken and Hunan joints, that becomes a bar after 5pm? Because that would rule.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

don't forget pinball

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

from the kicked in the ballz thread

http://img417.imageshack.us/img417/2729/nedmnl6.gif

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

OH LOOK I'M TV'S "THE WANKETTE" AND I AM SOOOOOOOOO GREAT GEE LET'S LISTEN TO SOME MORE SPRINGSTEEN DON'T YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE I MOST ASSUREDLY DO

lolololololololololol

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

now i'm definitely not writing your one-sheet guys

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

i think our one-sheet should just be like a ten-page DC thread transcription

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

really "challenging" the "ideas" people have about "one" and "sheet"

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

y'all are getting a blogger to do your one sheet? get ready for a one sheet full of lies and rumors and mistruths.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

it should just be hunter age three at the law firm

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

You could print it on like a dot matrix printer from '85 or something, and then just not tear the pages apart as it comes out, and pretend it is one sheet.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

I just think that "TV's 'The Wankette'" is a very hilarious phrase.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

HI WE WE ARE EARLY PAVEMENT REVIVALISTS "THE FAKE ACCENTS" AND WE'RE SOOO LONELY PLEASE COME HAVE SEX WITH US ALL THIS WHITE GIRLS
-- TV'S 'THE WANKETTE'

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

^^ one-sheet DONE where is my money

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Spoken like a true writer.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

hell I will pay you for that!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

thisll be like when thomas pynchon wrote some liner notes for LOTION

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

UH except

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

except wankette doesn't wear a bag on his head

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

The name of The Fake Accents' first album is The Big Disconnect, which besides getting instant screams of recognition from Love Boat rerun watchers everywhere, shows an attentive nostalgia at work -- not to mention some dream of an endless cruise, upon which Nobody's Cool is the next leg of the band's creative itinerary. As beneath the austerities of twelvetone music may lurk some shameless piece of baroque polyphony, so, throughout this album, beneath the formal demands of rock and roll as we have come to know it, between the metal anthems and moments of tonal drama, the darkest of surrealist lyrics, the most feedback-stricken, edge-of-chaos guitar passages, may also be detected the weird jiving sense of humor of a cruise combo, even an allegiance to the parameters thereof, the lounge chords on "Namedropper" and "Rock Chick," the bass line of "Juggernaut," so forth.
But . . . it's supposed to be the Millenium here -- the Apocalypse, right? -- worse it's New York in the middle of a seasonal charm deficiency -- and these guys are smiling? Well, not exactly. If it's a cruise gig, it sure runs through peculiar waters, full of undetonated mines from the cultural disputes that began in the Sixties, unexplained lights now and then from just over the horizon, stowaways who sneak past security and meddle with the amps causing them to emit strange Rays, unannounced calls at ports that seem almost like cities we have been to, though not quite, cityscapes that all converge to New York in some form, which is after all where these guys are from.
The recording studio is half a block from the subway. Times Square is being vacated and jackhammered into somebody's idea of an update. Next door to Peepland, up in a control room out of The Jetsons, the band, between takes, are discussing Bobby "Boris" Pickett, on whose 1962 hit "Monster Mash" it turns out Rob's substitute music teacher in elementary school played saxophone. Everybody here knows the record, not necessarily the Birth of Rap, less an influence than something trying to find a pathway through to us here in our own corrupted and perilous day, when everybody's heard everything and knows more than they wish they did. It's never certain how these things will be carried on, but mysteriously it happens. Every night, somewhere on the outlaw side of some town, below some metaphysical 14th Street, out at the hard edges of some consensus about what's real, the continuity is always being sought, claimed, lost, found again, carried on. If for no other reason, rock and roll remains one of the last honorable callings, and a working band is a miracle of everyday life. Which is basically what these guys do.
And here they are, now. Find the remote, get out the Snapple and Chee-tos, and like the Love Boat staff always sez, welcome aboard.

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

pynchon kinda writes like christgau

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

“I got a call from Pynchon’s agent saying Pynchon liked the script, but he wanted a couple of changes. First you call him Tom, and no one ever calls him Tom. Second, although he likes Willy DeVille he would prefer if it were a T-shirt with Roky Erickson of the 13th Floor Elevators.”

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9740/accents9sd.jpg

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

how do i comment on that post?

DARK STAR

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

omg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

guys someone please stop me from continuing to post on the latest permeation of "I am Louis Jagger, Virgin" :(

also the fake Wankette rules.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

haha. Ed, I don't think you want to bike around NoVa, because the problem is, where would you be biking from, more NoVa. Please pick one inner-city school.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

No busses with bike racks on like they have in Orlando FL, then? To be fair they are equally useless as anyone biking in Orlando would sweat themselves down to their bones in 500m.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

you could not pay me to click on the words "ilx's don juans"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

well I clicked on it because that is clearly one of the most ridiculous phrases ever written.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

lower-profile, but more cringeworthy: On All These "I need to lost my virginity/get laid, etc." threads...

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

haha I saw that one too

gah i feel like crap today, is the thing. Maybe I should go get some coffee or something.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Peter Ustinov Thought He Was The Only Person in DC

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

my first DC thread that i started!

― Mr. Que, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

gah i feel like crap today, is the thing. Maybe I should go get some coffee or something.

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, January 23, 2007 11:23 AM (2 months ago)

8080 january allyzay

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

the only one i ever started was the epic sandbox thread, NEVER FORGET

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

SHUT THE FUCK UP, PETE

-- say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Sunday, January 14, 2007 12:17 PM (3 months ago)

8080 january a_p

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

i miss login names ;_;

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.chron.com/apps/comics/images/2007/4/20/For_Better_Or_Worse.590.g.gif

― 69, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

OH LOOK I'M TV'S "THE WANKETTE" AND I AM SOOOOOOOOO GREAT GEE LET'S LISTEN TO SOME MORE SPRINGSTEEN DON'T YOU THINK THAT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA BECAUSE I MOST ASSUREDLY DO

THIS IS STILL HILARIOUS

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9740/accents9sd.jpg

lololololololol

― ghost rider, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

ok i am literally dying of laughing

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 20 April 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

oh man that was a v. fun night before that post and a very hungover morning during it

― pretzel walrus, Friday, 20 April 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

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