Who is/was this Anna Nicole Smith?

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Just wondering....

― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

boobs + money + pills

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

that could sum up ilx too, i think.

― Chesty Joe Morgan (Chesty Joe Morgan), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

wait, what money?

― kingfishy (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

why are you glad anna nicole smith is dead, shakey?

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

one less braindead bloated Western snackhole to fill...? one less talentless rich blonde bimbo in the world...? one less negligent parent filling the world with confused drug-addled children...? one less golddigger...? one less annoying reality TV spectacle...?

(but let's face it the real reason is cuz sometimes I'm an asshole in a bad mood)

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, what happened to Anna Nicole Smith?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

She's on the bench at Chesterfield. The manager has the highest of hopes for her incisive wing play.

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:22 (eighteen years ago)

i can't believe she's dead ! i bet bobby trendy feels bad now.

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

Who's dead?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:32 (eighteen years ago)

picasso

― jimbo (electricsound), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

A whole bunch of people xpost

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:36 (eighteen years ago)

I gather

― Matt (Matt), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

YOU NEVER HER

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

Approx 100 billion dead people are playing for Chesterfield? Whoa.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://loqueyotediga.net/files/rosebud02_ciudadanokane.jpg

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

All these worlds are yours except Europa. Attempt no landings there.

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://tinyurl.com/2cv6j2

― Elsa Svitborg (tracerhand), Friday, 9 February 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

What’s the truth about the Texas-born model’s bar mitzvah brouhaha?

(tinyurls are great, because you never know what gems lie beneath them!)

― molly mummenschanz (mollyd), Friday, 9 February 2007 01:08 (eighteen years ago)

I think the answer to the original question is "no-one gives a shit".

― Si.C@rter (SiC@rter), Friday, 9 February 2007 01:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://annanicolesmithdies.com/

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

shakey, I can't wait until you die so I can go on the NEVER FORGET thread and endlessly, breathlessly carry on about what a horrible rapey jackoff you are.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

ALWAYS FORGET

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

who is Shakey Mo Collier?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

boobs + money + pills

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

NO! One less came-up-from-dirt celebrity that might have someday been MY FRIEND because of her deep-down loneliness that I WOULD UNDERSTAND, taking me with her into the dizzying world of paparazzi and kidney-shaped swimming pools and SHINY CARS!!!!! FUCK.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

I think the answer to RJG's question is "no-one gives a shit".

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

Obviously that's NOT TRUE.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

*chin trembles*

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Shakey Mo Collier's one fewer person to bother considering

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

It's amazing how an exhibitionist celebrity trainwreck brings out the compassion in people. Maybe if the folx who dies in Iraq yesterday had done some reality shows...

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Did anyone watch the Trimspa bitch/Alien Invasions co-star FITE on Larry King? Trimspa bitch claiming that the co-star was NOTHING to Anna-Nicole, that in fact A.N. told her that the co-star was "a stalker."
Then the co-star's incredulous, teary rebuttal.
Great TV moments.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

I have barely seen/been aware of ANS but SMC is an ugly cunt however you come at it

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

watch out Shakey, "gynophobe" is next!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

http://socialitelife.com/images/2007/02/ans020607-thumb.jpg

this is the face ANS makes when SMC tries to kiss her.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

~~makes~~ "made"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus SAVES, Anna-Nicole MAKES. No past-tense for deity.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

It's amazing how an exhibitionist celebrity trainwreck brings out the compassion in people. Maybe if the folx who dies in Iraq yesterday had done some reality shows...

I dunno morbius maybe you should have started a thread for them in your unassailable, boundless compassion for our troops. you and shakey mo could then make insightful, informative, and intelligent contributions to those threads, and win some friends, and influence some people.

you shitbag dullards are the reason I will never stop clamoring for the "ignore user" function. keep making nude spock seem like a pleasant distraction. Fucking geniuses at insufferable cunt magic, both of you.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Can you and the bitch get a life?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

Somebody start a celebrity ilxor boxing match thread.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

tombot's wii to thread

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

WHOA? YOUTUBE!

― Charmmy Kitty's Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn (ex machina), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

I'm amused by the notion that compassion and sympathy are finite quantities which must be reserved for only the most highly-valued of tragedies.

― Ms Misery (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

I couldn't find the Larry King debacle on YouTube, Jon. The co-star is Joanie Laure.
Here's a teaser clip, tho.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjtLAHAaxYw

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

Charities call it "compassion fatigue"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Morbius, it strikes me that the people on threads about people/subjects they dislike just to be dicks are the people that need lives. It's not ILX's fault you can't get laid and need to spend your time harassing people half your age. ;_;

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

i am really bummed about this. i liked anna nicole, i think she gave 100%.

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

if yr so compassion fatigued how on earth do you have the energy to keep thinking of really vile insults to level at a dead woman?

xps

― antidote against poisoning (lex pretend), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

In our steadfast defense of her honor, how can we be absolutely sure that we're not hoping for just the tiniest slice of that 80 billion that's out there, orbiting the planet, looking for a place to land?
I search my soul, and find no answer.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Isn't the other thread for the reverent mourning?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

Anyways?

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

I have adjusted the new Ignore feature (which Frank Burns has spent the last year trying to perfect) not by age, but by insane cuntiness.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

dude you haven't even figured out your answering machine yet

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

who is/was this frank burns

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

4:55 AM, 9 Feb 07 Message 7615352 on "cut it out 2007" deleted by Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (DO NOT ANNOUNCE PUBLICLY FOR IT WILL CAUSE A BITCH OUT BY GRANDDAD)

xpost

Don't bleeve everything the Wizard tells you, optins!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

that could sum up ilx too, i think.

is there an anti-excelsior thread?

― to scour or to pop? (Haberdager), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

I liked Anna Nicole too, I always kind of hoped she'd figure it out at some point, she seemed like a likable type of person.

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

lets see some of these instances of people yukking it up over kids stepping on an ied or having their skull drilled and we'll test your stupid specious excuse for being a jackass, morbs

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

is there an anti-excelsior thread?

If there was I'm sure you'd have noticed by now

― Hell Hath No Furry (DJ Mencap), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

Obviously, Shakey Mo has not yet internalized the meaning of I Love Everything. When he does, he will become the valued and respected member of the ILE community that he was always meant to be.

― Aimless (Aimless), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

and the same w/ geoff when he learns to read

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha ok killfiling you was a mistake, the impotent spluttering is too much fun

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

guys, this anna nicole thing is destroying us as a family

― the kwisatz bacharach (sanskrit), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Monsters/pc-addamsfamily.JPG

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

is there an RIP thread you haven't used to insult the dead, morbius?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

Altman, and other people who actually did something?

No worries mark, I'm sure Anna is fucking Jack Palance for his money in Hell as we speak.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

dude you are such a tool

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

is there an anti-excelsior thread?

not that i was aiming to be excelsiored, but i doubt you pondered the alternate meanings of boobs and pills.

― Chesty Joe Morgan (Chesty Joe Morgan), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

for perspective, RIP threads this month:

R.I.P. Molly Ivins - 41 posts
Ian Richardson RIP - 17 posts
Tove Jansson RIP - 32 posts
Ned's monthly Iraq thread - 33 posts this month

Anna Nicole Smith - 6 threads, over 200+ posts

and I'm done with wasting anymore time on this subject now.

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

um you wasting your time is what blew this thing up in the beginning

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 9 February 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, what happened to Anna Nicole Smith?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://annanicolesmithdies.com/fan/jdw.jpg

― senator second p. newcastle (a_p), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

― Allyzay rankin u boobage...!! (allyzay), Friday, 9 February 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/396/illegalaliensln9.jpg

Cast reunion in two years then.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Friday, 9 February 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

i love how we live in a world of murderers and rapists and ppl who bring their kids to R-rated movies and yet somehow harmless celebrities whose antics provided a welcome distraction from the rest of the news dying sad and lonely deaths still merits a "good riddance."

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 10 February 2007 06:12 (eighteen years ago)

She was our generation's Marilyn Monroe. She represented our generation, along with reality television and internet pornography, which she was also a part of.

Or at least that's what I think Sonic Youth would say should they (when they?) write an abstruse song about her.

― Cunga (Cunga), Saturday, 10 February 2007 07:03 (eighteen years ago)

I will read this thread.
last night, when my boyfriend told me "Anna Nicole Smith is dead. She was 39." I said "Go to Ilx - they always have the breaking news." And he did. And he said "They're all just making fun of her."
Which is very,very sad.

― aimurchie (aimurchie), Saturday, 10 February 2007 07:42 (eighteen years ago)

sadder than her life?

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 10 February 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

I think ILX is an accurate microcosm of the nation as far as the ratio of mockery to reverence for ANS goes.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Saturday, 10 February 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

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