PJ Harvey goes down; Bono wears jeans made of 'textiles" from developing countries...

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Enjoy today's selection oif cult figure and celebrity hagiography.

From the Sunday Los Angeles Times:

The heartbreak of being PJ Harvey: No place to go but down? Is that PJ Harvey fretting about falling into an irreversible artistic decline? Uh huh, her.

"In the waning days of her sold-out tour ... Harvey's been taking stock of her career, her future, and she isn't entirely pleased. ...Not with her seventh and latest album ... and not with its predecessor ... which won Britain's esteemed Mercury Prize..."

"I always have to feel like I'm learning new things, and I don't want to do anything unless I feel I've done a great, great piece. That this world is a better place for it."

The reporter tells you what she eats and wears, in case you wish to run out to eat and wear the same things.

"Sipping a cup of green tea [not regular brown tea] with milk at a hotel cafe, [Harvey] didn't look the part of a panicked artist. She was dressed in black -- leather jacket, shoulder-baring top -- but not morose..."

"Watching her perform at the Wiltern last month, you'd never guess she was experiencing something of a career crisis. Live, she was as engaging and dynamic as ever, a petite apparition in teal pumps and a red dress..."

"When Harvey's tour ends...she intends 'to find her feet for a while.'"

The sad Harvey will only star in a film next...

"She has no plans other than to star in a film next year. The details of which she won't reveal..."

"All I know is I have to do something differently...whatever that might be."

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On the East Coast, get appraised of the geopolitical greatness of Bono, from The New York Times.

Datelined Dublin!!!

"...That night Bono was off to his other job as free-lance do-gooder. 'Saving the world is now a daily chore,' he joked. He was [going to save the world] at a fashion show for Edun, a company he and his wife own; the clothes are made in Africa [imagine, clothes made by people in Africa!] from textiles made in developing countries, a practical signal of Bono's conviction that poor countries need trade as much as aid. He was wearing a pair of Edun jeans...a black sports jacket and a dark blue shirt unbuttoned to reveal a wooden cross around his neck." [And the adjacent photo showed Bono resplendent in gown and mortar board while receiving a vanity degree from the University of Pennsylvania.]

"While Bono was meeting with world leaders, The Edge was stockpiling aggressive guitar parts."

"A conversation with Bono inevitably takes broad leaps from personal memories to economic theories of music...and the state of the world.
...Bono mentions his discussions with, among others, Ethiopia's prime minister; Wim Wender's cinematographer; Beyonce Knowles; Johnny Cash [but he's dead, you know]; and Steve Jobs...

Bono's next task: The rebuilding of Falouja.

Harry Klam, Monday, 15 November 2004 01:03 (twenty-one years ago)

that's so fucking weird... 2 hours ago i was walking down 16th St in San Francisco and this crazy hot girl walked past me wearing crazy high blue heels. some bum made a comment to her about the shoes, she laughed, and i noticed it was Polly Jean herself.

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:22 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, and they were shooting a movie at the corner of 16th and Valencia Streets this weekend

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:24 (twenty-one years ago)

The reporter tells you what she eats and wears, in case you wish to run out to eat and wear the same things.

"Sipping a cup of green tea [not regular brown tea] with milk at a hotel cafe, [Harvey] didn't look the part of a panicked artist. She was dressed in black -- leather jacket, shoulder-baring top -- but not morose..."

Ugh! I see this kind of crap writing everywhere, where the writer fills space with "detail" that shows neither a keen eye nor a sense of what's important.

I remember a recent Rolling Stone piece mentioning what kind of car Isaac Brock drives.

Hurting (Hurting), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:28 (twenty-one years ago)

(I glanced at the title of this thread and received a disturbing mental image of PJ Harvey going down on Bono in a sweatshop. I hate you, Harry Klam.)

The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:44 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw the U2 article in the NY Times. It's all part of their marketing. Will we soon see Edun ads everywhere? Will Toby Keith fans in the red states be interested? Will the cd be any good?

steve-k, Monday, 15 November 2004 15:02 (twenty-one years ago)

Numerous interview pieces conducted by writers at the old 930 club in Washington DC all used to say, [insert band name here] are sitting on a torn red vinyl couch in a cramped, graffiti-covered basement dressing room."

Some details don't necessarily add anything.

steve-k, Monday, 15 November 2004 15:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw the U2 article in the NY Times. It's all part of their marketing. Will we soon see Edun ads everywhere? Will Toby Keith fans in the red states be interested? Will the cd be any good?

Re Toby Keith vs. U2 in the red zone. This from a Marine in Fallouja, interviewed by a Brit for the Observer: "Only two songs send a shiver up my spine,' said one marine... 'The marine hymn, and that song by Toby Keith after 9/11 which says "we're gonna kick you up the ass - that's the American way".'

U2 doesn't register on the ass-kicking meter, particularly with photo of Bono in a university gown while recieving a charity degree. It's the worst that can be imagined, automatically a cartoon. "Look, the famous self-important wealthy man is awarded an Ivy League degree
because he is famous, self-important and wealthy."

One imagines this is chosen as a suitable photograph because it is interesting to Sunday newspaper readers who get erections or become wet over the images of celebrities.

There wasn't anything in the NY Times piece that couldn't have been done by phone or e-mail. But that's pretty standard for pure hagiography.

Harry Klam, Monday, 15 November 2004 16:03 (twenty-one years ago)

harry,

you only seem to post about articles you find lazy, repetitive and/or trite. are there any articles ever you find worthy of praise? or are you just a bitter old man in a dank basement with a grudge?

john'n'chicago, Monday, 15 November 2004 17:03 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, now somebody tell me what pj was doing in san francisco last night.

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmmm, she has a home in Los Angeles now (in addition to the UK). So maybe she was working on another movie up there as you noted.

steve-k, Monday, 15 November 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

ah, thanks. ... i found out the film is actually a Reese Witherspoon vehicle...

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:04 (twenty-one years ago)

What will be her role? Reese Witherspoon's eccentric and odd-looking but funny and lovable friend?

Harry Klam, Monday, 15 November 2004 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

no, i'm saying that since i found out it's a reese movie, i imagine polly's probably not involved in the film... though, it'd be cool if she was

ken taylrr (ken taylrr), Monday, 15 November 2004 22:17 (twenty-one years ago)


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