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cuz sometimes aaron cries

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:19 (twenty years ago)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

AaronHzILX (1:34:22 AM): i'm being polite
Iodine999 (1:35:37 AM): Y?
Iodine999 (1:35:43 AM): BE N0!Z3
AaronHzILX (1:35:50 AM): because i am a nice person
Iodine999 (1:35:59 AM): N0!Z3
-- Vic (Iodine99...), September 8th, 2004. (2 trackbacks)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:21 (twenty years ago)

nick its not like you to be an online bully

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

chaki, no one is bullying anyone.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

I'm not! I'm sad. I like Aaron!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:28 (twenty years ago)

However, I am rarely high in front of a computer, and, thus, everything is so hilarious to me at the moment.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

Dude I am only sad that like only 5 people on this board have a sense of humor.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:33 (twenty years ago)

WHICH 5 BRAINIAC?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:34 (twenty years ago)

did you guys who thought i was serious even recognize all the funkadelic quotes? coen bros? DJ Assault?

roxymuzak
gear
chaki
nickalish
jon usually
possibly drew

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

this board has gotten so "girls' locker room"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:35 (twenty years ago)

WE GOT US A REAL LIVE ANDY KAUFMAN HERE. OUR SENSES OF HUMOR CANT HANDLE THE ADVANCED COMEDY STYLINGS OF....AARON.

YAY!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

ian j is a funny, reasonable, sensible and passionate man.

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:36 (twenty years ago)

did you guys who thought i was serious even recognize all the funkadelic quotes? coen bros? DJ Assault?

YOUR PARENTS WERE COUSINS, NO?

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

i find it odd that i have nothing to do with this brouhaha.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dreamygirls.com/cheerleadersinthelockerroom/images/cheerleaders_index.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

dude ddb, get over it. nah actually keep at it, it's "funny".

i so totally love andy kaufman ;)

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

THIS SEEMS LIKE THE RAMBLINGS OF A FUNNY PERSON...
I need to start listening to music that will make me seem exciting to people who are COOL.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Irony doesn't exist.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

haha you obv hurt ddb deep down inside. i mean SHEESH haha.

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

hahhaa chaki you are a treat.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 19:59 (twenty years ago)

this board has gotten so "girls' locker room"

I wish.

Why aren't I on that funny list? With all my funny Ukiah jokes?

― Jeromathan Millions (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:20 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't really comment on that one thread. It was all so American! and/or rock!

― Jeromathan Millions (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:22 (twenty years ago)

i was mostly referring to the people who were all "roffles" instead of "aaron needs meds". cutty, I wouldn't be saying stuff like that to artistic types in person if you don't want to see just how badly some meds are needed. Just a tip.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

adam all the prog stuff was english.

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

Cutty's alright.

xp-I don't know prog, I grew on a mix of Mudhoney and 2 Unlimited.

― Jeromathan Millions (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

and Ice-T! The most famous of HOLLYWOOD'S SECRET GAYS.

― Jeromathan Millions (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

does he give handjobs to Richard Belzer on the SVU set?

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Haha, so you have the box set too?

― Jeromathan Millions (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

His name is TRACEY!

― Jeromathan Millions (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:29 (twenty years ago)

belzer gets a bj in a movie theatre in "the groove tube"

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Alanis dated Munch?

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.mystudios.com/treasure/munch/munch-scream.jpg

― Jeromathan Millions (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

This is a hit-or-miss parody of '70s television, much in the spirit of KENTUCKY FRIED MOVIE--only not so good. A series of skits poking fun of cooking shows, public service announcments, bad cop shows, etc., etc., etc., it is, like most movies of this type, only sporadically funny, and it hasn't held up well.

Some of the allusions the film toys with have become rather obscure over the last quarter-century or so; just about anyone under 35 will be mystified by many of the references to TV shows and commercials that have been lost to history. THE GROOVE TUBE also betrays a juvenile fascination with T&A. When the film was produced in the early '70s, the naughty thrill of actually seeing and hearing this stuff on the big screen hadn't yet worn off--but nowadays it all smacks of fraternity humor. Still, the film gets off some decent gags, like the running bit about a corporation called Uranus ("You can put your faith in Uranus") (robble) and the one about a TV kiddie show hosted by a clown who reads aloud from Sade after asking the adults watching at home to leave the room.

But a lot of the skits just run on too long, partly out of a misguided attempt to wring humor out of redundancy. In a couple segments, the humor depends on your finding it hilarious that events keep going on and on well after you've gotten the point. The strategy doesn't pay off. A movie that lasts barely 72 minutes shouldn't have this many soft spots.

It was Chevy Chase's feature film debut. His most notable bit is one where he sings "Four Leaf Clover" while a guy stands behind him playing drums on his, Chevy's, head. Which is the level of humor that the film operates on for most of its running time.

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:33 (twenty years ago)

HEY ASSHOLES IMG SRC WORKS NOW

xpost
yah its a good movie!

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

aaron]] maybe it's time to get,,,, away from the comuter// and ask girl coffeee,,?sometime?,?

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:07 (twenty years ago)

dude that shit is tired by now.

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:10 (twenty years ago)

yeah cuz it's not like i spent the whole last week working on music instead of posting or anything...

― @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (AaronHz), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:12 (twenty years ago)

thanks chaki. be sure to keep me posted on what else is tired.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

aaron is taking a time out now. so is chaki.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

btw: lonely toronto comma man jokes ARE NOT TIRED.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:34 (twenty years ago)

ICE T

― Ian Johansen (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:35 (twenty years ago)

yes. ice-t cheered me up f'reals.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

oh REALLY

― Ian Johansen (nordicskilla), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

YES THANK YOU ADAM, I LOVE U.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

lonely toronto cozen man

― cozen (Cozen), Friday, 8 April 2005 21:58 (twenty years ago)

did you guys who thought i was serious even recognize all the funkadelic quotes? coen bros? DJ Assault?
roxymuzak
gear
chaki
nickalish
jon usually
possibly drew

-- @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (aaronhz@gmail.com), April 8th, 2005. (AaronHz) (later)

hey!! i thought we were ghey 2gether!!

:-(

― Vic in Becky Lucas (Vic), Friday, 8 April 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

cutty you're a jerk

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Friday, 8 April 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

why broseph?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 8 April 2005 23:40 (twenty years ago)

he joking gawd

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 8 April 2005 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Skipping 5 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

hi dere br@!

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 9 April 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

GO CHAES AN AMBULANE!!!!!!!!! FAGNOTGB! I WAS UP ALL NITE HTMLING!!! UR FAG

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Saturday, 9 April 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

WHO IS DAVID SVENSSON

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 9 April 2005 00:20 (twenty years ago)

CALLEDOUTZING!

― charleston charge (chaki), Saturday, 9 April 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

wtf happened? i wasn't even here today.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 9 April 2005 02:21 (twenty years ago)

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver is the greatest song ever recorded. (AKA SONGS AARONHZ LIKES)

― The Snitch (jackcole), Saturday, 9 April 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

that is one amazing thread.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 9 April 2005 05:17 (twenty years ago)

instant classic.

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 9 April 2005 05:20 (twenty years ago)

Steely Dan really needed you, h, and you let Becker and Fagen down.

― jack cole (jackcole), Saturday, 9 April 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

fuck them, Bud Selig was expecting his money to buy my labor.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 9 April 2005 05:23 (twenty years ago)

http://images.usatoday.com/sports/baseball/_photos/2001-12-06-inside-selig.jpg

― jack cole (jackcole), Saturday, 9 April 2005 05:27 (twenty years ago)

exactly.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 9 April 2005 05:30 (twenty years ago)

Hi dudes, thanks for playing!

― marmot wolof (marmotwolof), Saturday, 9 April 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)

yeah, so? this wasn't deleted from the board.

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 9 April 2005 13:20 (twenty years ago)

hey! now this lame thread exists in two places! yay internet!

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Saturday, 9 April 2005 18:09 (twenty years ago)

T/S FAUST vs. THEY MIGHT BE GIANTS vs. WEEN vs. WEIRD AL vs. YANN TOMITA

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 11 April 2005 10:35 (twenty years ago)

Wow.

― David Svensson (deangulberry), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

fuck y'all. I've got a sense of humor. http://funny.psibersport.com/grinch.gif

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 11 April 2005 19:03 (twenty years ago)

i got an email from him. ???

― Amon (eman), Monday, 11 April 2005 20:13 (twenty years ago)

plz post

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 11 April 2005 20:23 (twenty years ago)

To: masses7...
From: "Aaron Zanders"
Subject: aaron, really, did you forget to take your meds today? -- cutty (holle...), April 8th, 2005 4:02 PM. -- Amon (masses7...), April 10th, 2005 7:16 PM. (eman) (link)
Date: Sun, 10 Apr 2005 19:16:32 -0700

thats offensive.

― Amon (eman), Monday, 11 April 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

what's more offensive? allusions to mental instability or telling people to kill themselves?

― jack cole (jackcole), Monday, 11 April 2005 20:56 (twenty years ago)

internet crepes

― ddb (ddb), Tuesday, 12 April 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...

GIGGLE

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Monday, 27 June 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

GIGGLE TITS

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 14:40 (twenty years ago)

five months pass...

Dudes I just saw this new movie called Napoleon's Dynamite... and the older brother reminds me of this guy.

Steve

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently, I need to see that movie.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

no you don't.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 January 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

guess who's back (on ILM at least?)

― Ebeanezor C. Thundercheeze, Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

link plz

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:08 (nineteen years ago)

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

i mean:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

user: "For Zealots"
Dishonest / inconsistent album pricing (no economics lectures, please)
Defend the Indefensible: Frank Zappa's lyrics

― Ebeanezor C. Gigglequim, Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

lolz at you not appreciating the intention behind the words (get one sense of social satire)

-- For Zealots (fz@), February 2nd, 2006 3:44 PM. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 February 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

two years pass...

this board has gotten so "girls' locker room"
-- roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, April 8, 2005

haha

― gershy, Monday, 10 March 2008 01:50 (seventeen years ago)

that's over a year before the ZING thread started too

― Curt1s Stephens, Monday, 10 March 2008 02:32 (seventeen years ago)

aaron zanders still posts here, often

-- roxymuzak, Monday, 10 March 2008 14:18

― gershy, Monday, 10 March 2008 14:34 (seventeen years ago)

thats frightening

― chaki, Monday, 10 March 2008 14:53 (seventeen years ago)

I don't know his username

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 10 March 2008 15:48 (seventeen years ago)

I don't remember embedding audio!?

― nickalicious, Monday, 10 March 2008 17:25 (seventeen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=1XALVTzMOeQ

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:47 (seventeen years ago)

omggggggggg

― am0n, Monday, 10 March 2008 18:51 (seventeen years ago)

holy shit!!!!

― nickalicious, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:04 (seventeen years ago)

aaron zanders still posts here, often

-- roxymuzak, Monday, 10 March 2008 14:18

srsly?

― latebloomer, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:20 (seventeen years ago)

revive a zappa thread

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 10 March 2008 19:22 (seventeen years ago)

which dude on this thread is aaron?
Defend the Indefensible: Frank Zappa, "Sheikh Yerbouti"

― gershy, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 02:44 (seventeen years ago)

don;t think its him but if i had to guess unperson

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 11 March 2008 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

unperson is Phil F., right?

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 06:36 (seventeen years ago)

spill the beans, roxy.

― chaki, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 06:39 (seventeen years ago)

yep xp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 12 March 2008 06:42 (seventeen years ago)

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