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i am losing my will to smoke down

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 24 April 2005 06:00 (twenty years ago)

cutty

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 25 April 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

what

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 April 2005 00:17 (twenty years ago)

prompt

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 25 April 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

it's my duty

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 April 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

no question...bring me a comb

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Monday, 25 April 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Kicks me

― Amon (eman), Monday, 25 April 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

not so funny

― shit think, shit think, shit quick (deangulberry), Monday, 25 April 2005 04:13 (twenty years ago)

i thought the billy joel part was fuckin hilarious for some reason. or around that part. or something.
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 25 April 2005 04:24 (twenty years ago)

wow, you really have to work to make the worst joke on a ken c thread.

-- mark p (mark.p****...) (webmail), April 26th, 2005 7:09 PM. (Mark P) (link)

― shit think, shit think, shit quick (deangulberry), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

people keep saying i look like meatloaf. : (

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), April 25th, 2005 11:45 AM. (hstencil) (link)

― shit think, shit think, shit quick (deangulberry), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.virtualweberbullet.com/meatloaf_photos/meatloaf4b.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 26 April 2005 13:12 (twenty years ago)

A Place to Publish Poetry

― A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

http://www3.telus.net/rogerhelliwell/IPX/standards.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 06:21 (twenty years ago)

Listened to the first side of the Zerfas LP (recently reissued on Radioactive) last night. Very good! Really looking forward to the Michaelangelo reissue on Void, which should be out in May. The Michaelangelo outtakes record that Void put out (A Sorcerer's Dream) is great.
Who has heard the Marcus album? DR Hooker? El Sabor de Gene says the Trizo 50 album isn't good -- say it ain't so!
-- Tim Ellison (timelliso...), April 27th, 2005.
Answers

wow. i have NO idea what youre talking about.
-- peter smith (reesewitherspoo...), April 27th, 2005.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

100 MILES AND ROFFLIN
-- rogers broseph (power.strik...), April 27th, 2005.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 22:38 (twenty years ago)

what the fuck is wrong with this girl's face?!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

creepiest thing i've ever seen. even more so because i NEVER look the same in ANY picture.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

where's that picture of the toad and gygax!? or the toad and those, uh, other people?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 23:39 (twenty years ago)

well i know what will be haunting me in my nightmares tonight

http://www.tudsvip.com.br/coberturas/2005/abril/8niverpaula/63.jpg

― Amon (eman), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 23:43 (twenty years ago)

thats pretty much how i picture aja

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 23:46 (twenty years ago)

SHE'S A FUCKING ROBOT!

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 23:49 (twenty years ago)

http://members.surfbest.net/smallwonder@surfbest.net/Photos/Promo1.jpg

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

http://c.myspace.com/00020/39/30/20120393_l.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~jefframirez/gygaxtoad.jpg
http://home.comcast.net/~jefframirez/danzighd.jpg
http://www.travelswithtigger.com/dl0227/sam_toad.jpg
http://www.wetware.com/bc/Mr_Toad_and_Mr_Heinous.jpg
http://mandelweb.com/toad.jpg
http://www.jaydoggy.com/Alayna/disneyland/MrToad.JPG

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

efil4zelffor

― rogers broseph (deangulberry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.travelswithtigger.com/dl0227/sam_toad.jpg

I KNOW THIS GUY HIS NAME IS TRAVIS HIS FAVORITE BAND IS U2!!!

― Sonny, Ah!!1 (Sonny A.), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

is he missing an arm?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

YES, YOU DICK!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 April 2005 01:39 (twenty years ago)

i was talking about mr. toad!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 01:41 (twenty years ago)

pauly g
http://n00089.myspace.com/00089/07/23/89233270_l.jpg

― charleston charge (chaki), Thursday, 28 April 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

that brazil girl looks really familiar to me????? does she look like someone? besides robotic toad aja?

― Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Thursday, 28 April 2005 02:30 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005ALP.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Thursday, 28 April 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

WHY ARE TRAVIS' BOXERS TUCKED INTO HIS TSHIRT?

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

other way around and all that bullshit

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 April 2005 03:45 (twenty years ago)

ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT A MUSICNEWS STORY WHERE EVERYONE RESPONDS WITH SNARKINESS

― rogers broseph (deangulberry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

I love Firefox.

-- happy fun ball (fluxion2...) (webmail), April 28th, 2005 12:27 AM. (kenan) (link)

yea, i love that

-- Open your eyes; you can fly! (hot.air.balloo...) (webmail), April 28th, 2005 12:29 AM. (ex machina) (link)

whatever, kenan. that ass-fucking ann coulter thing really isn't funny, honestly. kinda dull, to be honest.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), April 28th, 2005 12:32 AM. (hstencil) (link)

honestly, to be honest. okay that's a sign i need sleep.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), April 28th, 2005 12:33 AM. (hstencil) (link)

Yeah, sleep. Then eat shit, dude. Don't bring up something from a whole other thread.

-- happy fun ball (fluxion2...) (webmail), April 28th, 2005 12:37 AM. (kenan) (link)

― rogers broseph (deangulberry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 06:39 (twenty years ago)

I NEED WEED

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 28 April 2005 06:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.the-main-event.de/images/manwiththegoldenarm_550.jpg

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 28 April 2005 06:49 (twenty years ago)

Imagine an ILx stripped of the five or six misanthropes who constantly make these boards an unpleasant read. It's easy if the moderators try.
-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...) (webmail), April 28th, 2005 12:58 AM. (nostudium) (link)

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Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.
-- Open your eyes; you can fly! (hot.air.balloo...) (webmail), April 28th, 2005 1:01 AM. (ex machina) (link)

― rogers broseph (deangulberry), Thursday, 28 April 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

what thread?!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 April 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

oh, kenan
-- RJG (RJ...), April 28th, 2005 5:50 AM. (RJG) (later)

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who is kenan?
-- scott seward (skotro...), April 28th, 2005 6:41 AM. (scott seward) (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Friday, 29 April 2005 00:16 (twenty years ago)

what thread?!
ANOTHER THREAD ABOUT A MUSICNEWS STORY WHERE EVERYONE RESPONDS WITH SNARKINESS

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Friday, 29 April 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

weird to read marcello calling others misanthropic.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 29 April 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

from: What's the most inappropriate thing to spray IN YOUR FACE?

liquid doritos

-- kingfish maximum overdrunk (jdsalmo...), April 30th, 2005 7:32 PM.

(later in thread)

hold on

what are these 'liquid doritos'.

-- Hari A$hur$t (lindseyloha...), May 1st, 2005 8:02 PM.

ask Markelby

-- A / F#m / Bm / D (pau...), May 1st, 2005 9:07 PM.

― Amon (eman), Sunday, 1 May 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)

oh, god no. not the doritos.

― daria g (daria g), Sunday, 1 May 2005 02:16 (twenty years ago)

I'd like to shout out the three people on ILX who have bothered to call me on the telephone and find out what kind of person I am.
I love you guys so much:
Homosexual II/Mandee W who I sent a care package to with her favorite chocolates.
Roxymuzak/Emily R who I have fallen in love with recently probably even for reals omg, kisses.
Latebloomer/Alex R who is gonna remix some of my music, yay.

-- @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (aaronhz@gmail.com), May 1st, 2005 12:28 PM. (AaronHz) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 1 May 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

http://www.transki.freeserve.co.uk/creep.gif

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

"zanders" never struck me as a thai kind of name

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Sunday, 1 May 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

nor cal backwoodz morans

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Sunday, 1 May 2005 23:20 (twenty years ago)

oh and i ate pussy last thursday, did you?

-- @@r0n h. z@nd3r$ (aaronhz@gmail.com) (webmail), May 1st, 2005 12:06 PM. (AaronHz) (later) (link)

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Monday, 2 May 2005 00:31 (twenty years ago)

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alternative/indie stations never played them in the uk either, fwiw

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 16 June 2005 04:28 (twenty years ago)

stormy, have you ever considered that your endless championing of real music for real americans, the old guys at the jazz club down the street listening to bud powell or the dudes watching detroit lions games on tv rocking out to tom petty, is just as much a pose as this supposed hivemind you rail against?

i mean, "nobody in america would be caught dead..."? are you joking? you make it sound like a) everyone in america is listening to your beloved jazz and classic rock EXCEPT for ilxors, and b) if the ilxors aren't, it's because they're "dorks" who have too much time on their hands and a need for acceptance.

it's impossible for you to understand that someone might genuinely like a band like the pet shop boys (who i'm not even sticking up for, i don't even know them that well) on their own terms. i mean, go to one gay club already.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

fwiw, erasure (whom i often associate with pet shop boys) was pretty popular in my high-school theatre circles. :)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

Maybe they were perceived as being more mainstream?

That's very likely the case -- "West End Girls" shot into the pop charts and therefore bypassed some of the chart-phobic "alternative" stations. Smiths/DM/Cure/etc. never had a North American hit that big (or even anything close to it) until the Cure's "Lovesong".

Our Toronto alt-station was fairly PSB-friendly. They often played "West End Girls" (which was too big to be ignored, I suppose), and once in a while you'd hear "Oppurtunities" or "It's a Sin", but little else until the "Behaviour" singles, which all became radio staples for whatever reason.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 16 June 2005 04:48 (twenty years ago)

I think there's a definite perception that "hivemind" ILMers embrace so-called shallow pop music whilst dismissing anything that could be considered more difficult or that some might call "real". Which isn't across-the-board true, but then again look at how some of the VV'ers seem to concern themselves mostly with intellectualizing crap and can't even be bothered to remember the names of/sound of/listen to certain music (Kogan pretty much said he doesn't bother with any indie music, which by his definition probably extends beyond the usual corny indietude!)

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 16 June 2005 05:06 (twenty years ago)

HEY ASSHOLES THIS THREAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY

― I shift gears when I see tears (deangulberry), Thursday, 16 June 2005 05:16 (twenty years ago)

Any discussion involving the concept of the Pet Shop Boys as the greatest band ever is automatically funny.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 16 June 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

NO YOU'RE WRONG

― I shift gears when I see tears (deangulberry), Thursday, 16 June 2005 05:21 (twenty years ago)

Neil Tennant > Mozart, Bach, etc

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 16 June 2005 05:22 (twenty years ago)

GOD JOHN I LOVE YOU YOU'RE A NICE GUY BUT FUCKING GIVE UP THE "I MIGHT BE BISEXUAL" STANCE ALREADY. GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY BUTTFUCKING GAY.

sorry. i'm going to hell.

BUT STILL.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 07:58 (twenty years ago)

WTF DUDE

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 12:15 (twenty years ago)

what are you even reacting toward? the fact that i said andrew was hot? he is! anyway, there's not really any "might" about it. i self-identified as bisexual for six years or so, and the only reason i don't say i am anymore is because a) i'm much less interested in dudes than when i was in high school and college, and b) i didn't feel like a label like "bisexual" adequately described the fluidity of my sexuality. but you'll never catch me saying i'm straight, either, since that's just as limiting -- if you do, feel free to call me out on it. i also don't know why this bothers you so much, joel.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 12:22 (twenty years ago)

(unless you're reacting to the fact that i said "go to one gay club"?! i mean, if that's the case, then "i might be bisexual" is a pretty weird extrapolation there. all i tried to imply was that stormy has a pretty narrow view of "americans" and, for example, that gay people exist. there's no personal statement even implied there. i mean, i mention homosexuality in passing = i'm a latent homosexual?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 12:29 (twenty years ago)

(also, the "you're secretly gay" line doesn't hold much weight with me because i've actually thought about it quite a bit, and have had homosexual encounters, and don't really see it as something to be ashamed of, and so if it were true, why wouldn't i just admit it?)

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

haha when i was in middle school pet shop boys were pretty huge down here (in rural georgia), i remember the first time i asked out kr1sty blu3tt we were talking on the phone and watching the 'west end girls' video on our respective tvs so in a way the pet shop boys were responsible with my first contact with a vagina that didn't involve my head poking out of my mom. 'it's a sin' coming out was kinda a huge deal too, we were clueless about any homosexuality though we'd heard the name 'pet shop boys' meant something, i remember by eighth grade though my gaydar had developed or something cuz i remember going to a bookstore in downtown athens and some dude was listening to pet shop boys and thinking 'cool - a real gayfer'. i didn't hear any pet shop boys at the gay bar last week - just some ciara and new order and ALOT of deborah cox, the gays must love her, i hear her EVERYTIME i'm in there (maybe she's the new pet shop boys?) - but i did score with a teenaged chick i picked up there so big ups to pet shop boys and queers in general, providing me with a back door *rimshot* to young pussy for nearly twenty years and counting.

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 16 June 2005 12:51 (twenty years ago)

i was about to say, "blount i kiss you," but then, well, you know.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 12:57 (twenty years ago)

WTF people, I know a lot of people who listen to the PSB from time to time. I mean, no, I don't know anyone who would rank them as greatest band ever (which would be insane anyway, wtf, listen to one (1) album by them and you will see that they are actually not very good when not making teh single), but WTF?

OTM about American gay clubs, even their more recent stuff that not even British people cared about got play there!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 16 June 2005 13:05 (twenty years ago)

i rate yaz(oo) higher than PSB or erasure.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:28 (twenty years ago)

you kids and your subcultural synthesizers and hairspray.

― Ellsworth M. Toohey (Grodd), Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

THIS THREAD'S NOT FUNNY ANYMORE!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 16 June 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

back on track:

http://www.leonredbone.com/guestbook/images/lockhorns.GIF

― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

here's something to add some funny to the thread. the wife is going into jury duty today to see if she gets chosen for the Fajitagate case. she went in wearing a "VIVA TACOS!" t-shirt.

xpost. why is that funny? i don't even know who Leon Redbone is

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

http://mortystv.com/showcards/mr_belvedere.jpg http://www.shoplet.com/office/limages/CLEV8799.JPG

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

Can one like Stormy and hstencil and the Pet Shop Boys? Because I do.

I really do like the Pet Shop Boys, guys. Sorry about that.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

I think PSB are nothing like Erasure. I do not like Erasure and don't listen to their music. It annoys me! How could you confuse/compare the two?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I am also a heterosexual person.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I do not like the Pet Shop Boys but I like you, Adam. Disliking a group and a person are not tied together.

― Ellsworth M. Toohey (Grodd), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

Wonderful.

― (that fucknut) Adam (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

you are a noble chap, good adam.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I love the Pet Shop Boys! I hate the postal service though. not the institution, the band. letter carriers rock.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

I like posting to the noise board. It feels like being on a sports team or something. Even if I am mostly a substitute.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:47 (twenty years ago)

wtf i don't even remember writing that? must learn to not post while super-drunk. many apologies, jaymc. i really don't know what that was all about, and i am sorry to be so rude. fuck.

i kinda like a couple psb songs but c'mon they're not that good, people.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

xpost: you are the waterboy!

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:56 (twenty years ago)

Correction to gygax!'s post:

http://www.impawards.com/1993/posters/rudy.jpg

― Ellsworth M. Toohey (Grodd), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

oh well. the Rudy movie poster was blocked.

― Ellsworth M. Toohey (Grodd), Thursday, 16 June 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

i kinda like a couple psb songs but c'mon they're not that good, people.

Well, it was only I who said they were that good, you are quite free to disagree. I think they're that good. They're very good. Unique, even.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:27 (twenty years ago)

Unique like Weird Al Yankovic.

― Ellsworth M. Toohey (Grodd), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

They make me very happy. Like all good music.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

I listen to some noise too, did you know that?

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:31 (twenty years ago)

50,000 Liza Minelli fans can't be wrong.

― Ellsworth M. Toohey (Grodd), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

I think that there is a little hstencil in all of us. he's kind of like a primal force and I recognize that.

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Noise Board is a molecule of primal forces.

― Ellsworth M. Toohey (Grodd), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:38 (twenty years ago)

HEY ASSHOLES THIS THREAD IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY
-- I shift gears when I see tears (power.strik...), June 16th, 2005 2:16 AM. (deangulberry) (later) (admin)

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

b-b-but I was being funny. :\

― the D Double signal (nordicskilla), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

You're like a little monkey, Adam.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

THIS THREAD IS MAKING ME CRY

http://photos14.flickr.com/19386990_3da0f7e8dd.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 16 June 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

LOL: ...i remember going to a bookstore in downtown athens and some dude was listening to pet shop boys and thinking 'cool - a real gayfer'

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Thursday, 16 June 2005 19:23 (twenty years ago)

hey r0b/stormy: i like the pet shop boys! i mean, they're not my favorites or anything, but neither are zz top. i think you are really smart and have good taste, but why do you insist on carciaturing other people's tastes? ned annoys me too but i think you've offered an overly simplistic sketch of his tastes. ok bye.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 16 June 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

also ally entirely sensible and otm which is typical. fuck her.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 16 June 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

YOU HAVE RUINED THIS THREAD, GOODNIGHT

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 16 June 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

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