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1. Some cajun food is OK, but keep the crawfish away from me. They're insects that live in the mud. Horrible nasty little vermin that actually *taste* like mud if you don't season them right. Sometimes you bite into one to find that it still has mud in it. Oh horrible, most horrible.

And gumbo? This is not cuisine. This is what prisoners and exiles found in the swamp they'd been banished to. Oh, look, okra! Bleeeargh.

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...)

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

mudbabies, vermin, prisoners

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god I was just reading that and recoiling a bit! I mean for heaven's sake crawfish are just the same thing as "rock lobster" and it's not anyone's fault that Kenan's waiter put mud into his food.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

shit is foul, dog

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

ban kenan, part two

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

Kenan's thoughts on ILX are so acute and detailed and MANY, that I'm pretty certain a future civilization will be able to access ILX and build a new Kenan from scratch.

-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...)

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

How do you treat someone who has herpes?

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

iLike

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The concept of recommendations, though, is that it takes those two points you toward other people in the Beef/head camp - so you're not lumped in with the casualties or the unwashed 15-year olds.

-- , Sunday 9:26 PM. (mlp)

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― PRKLTR (flezaffe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

what kind of sociopath hates gumbo

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

#1 GIS for "hellish gumbo"
http://mobilebaytimes.com/doverelease.bmp

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

and when there was no meat, we ate fowl and when there was no fowl, we ate crawdad and when there was no crawdad to be found, we ate sand.

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

you ate sand?

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

sandwich

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

he has shown us his ass.

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

did we really need to be reminded of that?

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas-apron.jpg

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

is that the whole of ilx nudity (so far)?

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

skidmore's dong
luna's tits

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

shaved harvell

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

tits.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

also the goatse man was actually duane doorag

― and what (ooo), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

skidmore's dong

...

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

the thing is...i really don't know if it's a joke or not.

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

skidmore's rong

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

not a joke

― roger goodell (gear), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

lord almighty

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

well momus, but that was someone else posting.

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

There was even more than that

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

the momus pic kind of uh quieted everyone down, iirc

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait you already mentioned tuomas! Weren't there multiple instances of that Finn porn

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

so many bad memories

― acid waffle house (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

the whole "what does your ass look like" thread was like being on a crowded bus and having a game of truth or dare break out

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

It sounds like Kenan has only eaten crawfish like one time, made by someone who didn't know how to clean them properly, and has formed his opinion around that one instance. Kind of sad, but hey, more crawfish for me.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

kenan had mud mouth

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

like little lobster

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

bugs, dog

― Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (sexyDancer), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

What thread is that crawfish comment on? I like Kenan but I also love crawfish. And gumbo.

― Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

I've never even met the dude and I can picture him cartoonishly holding his nose and looking away disgusted at the sight of raw okra.

― blotter Budweiser Hackeysadk (nickalicious), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

i'd give up crawfish before okra, if i had to! mmmmmmmmm

― geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

2. Wow, totally changed my mind on this one. Spank Rock be da bomb up in this joint.

-- Confounded (confoundsk...)

― and what (ooo), Friday, 26 January 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)

Well, it ain't the big show that is the Oscars, never is. Still, last year was much better. Steve Carrel delivered a classic speech. And the year before, you had Jack Nicholson saying something like, "Sorry, I'm on Xanax." This year, Hugh Laurie got the biggest laughs, and he's not even a comedian. Something is wrong.

-- there to preserve disorder (fluxion2...), January 16th, 2007.


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hugh laurie is a comedian!
-- kyle (akmonda...), January 16th, 2007.

― Ward Fowler (Ward Fowler), Friday, 26 January 2007 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

he's amazingly insane.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 26 January 2007 05:38 (eighteen years ago)

i bet he thinks hugh laurie is american

― mothers against celibacy (skowly), Friday, 26 January 2007 05:44 (eighteen years ago)

ethan, i know you're anti indie hip hop, and they're pretty silly, but that Spank Rock album is really fun

― jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 26 January 2007 07:15 (eighteen years ago)

i dont hate indie rap long as its like u madd freddie foxx dudes who spit about verses in the koran & hating snap music over classic breaks but when i wanna hear booty jams & bmore club i just listen to booty jams & bmore club instead of hollerhipsters smirking thru half-assed joke versions of that shit

― and what (ooo), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

uh, no. First of all, you're 40 and you still spell 'woman' with a Y. gimme a break. It's 'W-O-M-A-N.'Second, these exact sort of liberal knee-jerk responses to what you call racism is ruining this country more than racism itself. Of course your waitress was ignorant, but do you really think your self righteous expression of white guilt is going to have the slightest effect on her? She'll just think you're an insufferable asshole and go on believing what she was conditioned to believe, as you go on to believe what YOU were conditioned to believe. Get over yourself.
-- roger adultery (vlad62...), October 16th, 2003 9:40 PM. (roger adultery)

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

is dude tryna act like spelling 'women' with a y is some kind of early phase we all go through but abandon in middle age? did roger adultery spell it with a y until he was 40?

― and what (ooo), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Of course your waitress was ignorant, but do you really think your self righteous expression of white guilt is going to have the slightest effect on her?

Well, when you need to explain WHY she's taking classes...
The fragment of the conversation went something like this:

Me: Priya changed her sked (schedule) so she could add more classes to her daytime.
Ryan: What classes?
Me: History...English. (sips coffee)
Lydia: English?
Ryan: ESL? (English as a second Language)
Me: Naw. More advanced. She speaks very eloquently.
Lydia: "Priya?" What nationality is that?
Me: She's an Indian.
(cue nosy PC lady)

-- Lord Custos Epsilon (L.Custo...)

― and what (ooo), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

sked (schedule)
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ESL? (English as a second Language)
ESL? (English as a second Language)
ESL? (English as a second Language)
ESL? (English as a second Language)
ESL? (English as a second Language)
ESL? (English as a second Language)
ESL? (English as a second Language)
ESL? (English as a second Language)
ESL? (English as a second Language)

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

if we get into custos territory i'm never going to get any work done

― geoff (gcannon), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

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does everyone go through a phase where they start posting all nice and capitals and punctuation like before they let their hair down and say fuck it?

i found some old posts of mine where i was doing this and i wondered what had happened. and ive only been here for a year.

― max, Sunday, 26 August 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

I still post nice like, mostly. RESIST ASSIMILATION

― Laurel, Sunday, 26 August 2007 05:20 (eighteen years ago)

Penny Arcade is increasingly less actual game-related these days, they'll just reference a piece of news, assume everyone has the same reaction to it, and go off in a non-game-related direction for the LOLz.

Though you can't beat them when they're on.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 27 July 2006 10:37 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Sunday, 26 August 2007 10:33 (eighteen years ago)

laurel otm

― If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Sunday, 26 August 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

resistance is futile

― latebloomer, Sunday, 26 August 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://wm06.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=10:jnfwxqugld0e

Review by All Music Guide

Although he tries to cop part of the current P-Funk-inspired gangsta rap, Too Short sounds lost and dated on the overlong, sample-reliant, grotesquely misogynist, and musically muddled Get in Where You Fit In.

― deej, Sunday, 26 August 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

ok 'grotesquely misogynist' isnt rong per se, but the rest

― deej, Sunday, 26 August 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww

― max, Monday, 27 August 2007 03:01 (eighteen years ago)

hehe what

― sleep, Monday, 27 August 2007 03:07 (eighteen years ago)

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what the fuck??? pull the dildo out now

― max, Monday, 27 August 2007 03:20 (eighteen years ago)

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watch my new video: black people should not be in the military

― max, Monday, 27 August 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)

(in a perfect world: politeinmate is black.)

― bnw, Monday, 27 August 2007 04:27 (eighteen years ago)

Cronenberg movies suck.

-- milo z, Tuesday, August 28, 2007 11:59 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

Does anyone HATE Van Morrison?

-- humansuit, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:07 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

can a question be rong?

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

if they're rhetorical.

― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

woah, arj barker is a bro of my bro. total stoner from marin. what is he up to recently, he was doing stand-up for about 10 years. :\

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

he's on flight of the conchords. he's got this shirt with a mouse fucking another mouse in a mouse trap.

― chaki, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

nice, good for him.

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

this dog fucking this duck is so wrong. seriously people in the video stop laughing and save the duck!!!!!! what a bunch of dicks

http://www.livevideo.com/media/playvideo_fs.aspx?fs=1&cid=090906063A76478F8620824A3FEEA95E

― I am Robocop, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

fucking hell

― W4LTER, Wednesday, 29 August 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

I think Lil' Wayne is ruling the South right now.

-- Ms Misery, Thursday, August 30, 2007 10:01 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 31 August 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ not so much wrongheadedness as just plain old jackie harvey dipshit cluelessness

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 31 August 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

bloghousesouth

― and what, Friday, 31 August 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

MsMisery is the one that always turns up to play Cap'n Save-A-Lisper whenever someone insults Fiddy, right?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

50 cent is ruling the south right now

― and what, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Susan Is A Weezy Fan Now

When Susan she was just 18
Listened to 50 Cent so peachy keen
She thought 'Hey hey, hey hey hey
Now my life is complete

Susan thought she'd love her man
Just as she had planned
But she thought 'Hey hey, hey hey hey
A Wayne in the bush is worth a man in the hand

Chorus:
Susan is a Weezy fan
Susan is a Weezy fan
Susan is a Weezy fan now

― and what, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

51% lol, 49% Custos

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.earthlink.net/~johnrpenner/Images/Golden-Ratio.jpeg

― and what, Friday, 31 August 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

hated this song until i heard the lil wayne freestyle over it. lil wayne can make anything good

-- bstep, Thursday, August 16, 2007 7:21 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

― Jordan Sargent, Friday, 31 August 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

even us wayne stans know that is 40 diff. types of RONG

― Jordan Sargent, Friday, 31 August 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

yr self aware now, we get it

― deej, Friday, 31 August 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

sorry that was mean

― deej, Friday, 31 August 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

i mean she probably is a lesbian but i wouldn't put it above someone her to pretend and/or "go along" w/ being a lesbian because it gets her on the cover of nme and urb or whatever.
same as i that doubt beth ditto is going on a diet anytime soon.
skinny straight chicks in band aren't in demand unless you look like jenny lewis.

-- Jordan Sargent, Friday, 31 August 2007 21:28 (27 minutes ago) Link

― hstencil, Friday, 31 August 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

its alright. it was kind of tongue-in-cheek anyway. i dont even know what the perimeters of stanism are anyway.

― Jordan Sargent, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

svelte!

― deej, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

ok yeah i was waiting for that one.

which part is RONG? that beth ditto may not be a lesbian or that skinny girls who front rock bands don't make the covers of magazines?

― Jordan Sargent, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

i think i spelled it w/o the last e deej

― Jordan Sargent, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

all of it is wrong.

― hstencil, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

take this to the beth ditto thread.

― Jordan Sargent, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

already did, dummy.

― hstencil, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

do we need any bans?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

ban those gosh-darned lesbians who get all the magazine covers, man.

― hstencil, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

hey perez hilton has only been on the cover of one magazine.

― Jordan Sargent, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

ban jordan sargent from nb plz

-- and what, Friday, August 24, 2007 1:39 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

rolling 2007 noise board unban thread

ban jordan sargent from nb plz

-- and what, Friday, August 24, 2007 1:39 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

ban jordan sargent from nb plz

-- and what, Friday, August 24, 2007 1:39 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

ban jordan sargent from nb plz

-- and what, Friday, August 24, 2007 1:39 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

― and what, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

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― Jordan Sargent, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

do we need any bans?

just lock this shit, it's fucking lame

― dmr, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

responding "zzz" to insults/zing is not an effective defense

― s1ocki, Friday, 31 August 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

ILX 2

User has been succesfully banned.

Return to Front Page.

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 31 August 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)


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