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So, can we have these again, please? I wanna win smuttiest poster!

Ewing, Baran etc. to thread.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 28 November 2003 18:32 (twenty-one years ago)

This is just an excuse for the London based posters to go out and get drunk! Well done.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 28 November 2003 18:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Almost as bad an idea as last night's Scottish Politician of the Year awards.

― N. (nickdastoor), Friday, 28 November 2003 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want an awards ceremony this year, we shoulda done it last year when I was a shoe in to win something. This year my ILX stock has plummeted. Don't invest in jel.

― jel -- (jel), Friday, 28 November 2003 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Best animated GIF nomination:

http://pod-135.dolphin-server.co.uk/~gareth/ilx/rave.gif

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 28 November 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so a lock for Best Sideburns

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 29 November 2003 01:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate myself for "Most Bipolar Posts"

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 29 November 2003 01:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I also nominate Orbit for 'best joke ridiculing pot'

― maryann (maryann), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate this for best animated GIF

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/octopus-wave.gif

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

that's so goddamned cute

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:05 (twenty-one years ago)

This is my nomination for Most Apt Animation At 9am On A Weekday Morning For Employed ILXORs:

http://www.kuci.org/~brianm/ile/ExecWheel.gif

― donut bitch (donut), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I was just reading this thread, with the snooker on the telly, and as i'm scrolling down, just when my eyes hit the dancing smilies some techno comes on the tv so it looks like they're bouncing to it and creates the most perfect synchronicity. It was cool.

― Pete S, Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

those are the most cheerful happy faces ever! they bounce!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

it's way past bedtime

― Pete S, Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

This is the best animated gif.
http://www.porkrind.com/vile.gif

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

This makes me more sick than reading Hongropinions.

― Pete S, Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

It teaches a lesson.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Deconstruct the lesson for us.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Violence doesn't solve anything.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

That stick figure's brain is disconcertingly yellow.

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I know.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 02:43 (twenty-one years ago)

http://bmrc.berkeley.edu/~tsmurf/smile.gif

Is that better?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 03:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Aw. Funny faces.

That's precious, in a slightly disturbing sort of way.

I like. Bravo.

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 29 November 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.feebleminds-gifs.com/smile.gif

Cute!

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

*attempts to stop self from cooing at little animated smiley flower gif*

*really, really struggling to keep all the cooing in*

*meep*

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 29 November 2003 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/patwave.gif

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Saturday, 29 November 2003 03:31 (twenty-one years ago)

what a fucking freak.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 29 November 2003 03:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"It's a fucking freak, fucking freak, it's fucking freaky YOW!"

"Ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh ohhh!"

*does little old-school Motown dance*

― Tenacious Dee (Dee the Lurker), Saturday, 29 November 2003 05:31 (twenty-one years ago)

why did the awards thread turn into the animated gif thread?

http://www.ccsi.com/hassan/Images/Gif/dancingSpidey.gif

http://home.earthlink.net/~rjameshudson/utthong.gif

― A Nairn (moretap), Saturday, 29 November 2003 06:18 (twenty-one years ago)

choco-teats

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 29 November 2003 06:42 (twenty-one years ago)

also ... VOTE FOR EISBäR OR I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND LOUDLY SLURP ON YER DUODENAL JUICE AFTER I EVISCERATE YER PUNY HUMAN CARCASS!

http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200306/tos-010-korbys-assistant-ruk/320x240.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 29 November 2003 06:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I would really, really, really like to win something - or at least get a nomination or two, but since I don't post here enough I think that's unlikely. I suppose I might do okay if there were a "Poster Who Isn't Actually Unruly In The Slightest Despite Their Name" category.

― C J (C J), Saturday, 29 November 2003 07:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Though, ya know, I could get my Lifetime Achievement Award this time around! YEAH!

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 29 November 2003 09:44 (twenty-one years ago)

So, is this a bad idea then? Or should we come up with relevant categories?

Or is it just another excuse to marginalise the less prolific and cliquey posters?

Once again, I call Ewing and Baran to thread.

― Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 29 November 2003 12:10 (twenty-one years ago)

http://paloc.index.hu/friss/fat.gif

Too bad it's not this fast.

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 15:29 (twenty-one years ago)

bad idea, sorry mate.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 29 November 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

What?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

http://fp.enter.net/~jkool/images/MK/MK%20Gifs/SUB%20FAT.gif

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

Almost as bad an idea as last night's Scottish Politician of the Year awards.

And the winners were?

Get merry, get pissed....and have a mug (er, glass) for I!

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 29 November 2003 16:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate Becky Lucas for Best Breakthrough Act.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 29 November 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Eh, she was a one-hit wonder.

― NA (Nick A.), Saturday, 29 November 2003 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

We can't say that yet.

― Lara (Lara), Saturday, 29 November 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate lara byrne for best semi-lurker.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Saturday, 29 November 2003 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

She isn't semi-lurk status anymore, so "Best Uber-Active Member".

Additional categories? Smartest Wise-ass
Sweetest Personality

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Saturday, 29 November 2003 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Internet hardman title to be decide by bareknuckle boxing, as many rounds as it it takes.

― Ed (dali), Saturday, 29 November 2003 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate myself for Best Nick Southall.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Saturday, 29 November 2003 19:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Ah, Nick gives me an idea of a category I'd maybe have a chance of winning! (Not Best Nick Southall, Best Martin Skidmore. I'd fancy making the top three there.)

That's why I think they are a bad idea. We know that the likes of Mark and Pete and Dan and so on would win awards, and thoroughly deserved they would be too, but I suspect these things make the big majority who don't do so well just feel worse. Life has a big enough popularity contest side to it already, without increasing it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 29 November 2003 21:33 (twenty-one years ago)

i win the 'talking lots and saying nothing' award

― the surface noise (electricsound), Saturday, 29 November 2003 22:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Can someone nominate me for the "Nominated for an Award of Some Sort Award"?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 29 November 2003 23:20 (twenty-one years ago)

What could I be nominated for?

― Aja (aja), Saturday, 29 November 2003 23:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Youngest ILX poster.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Anything else?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Unless you want to keep up with me in the following two categories...

Weirdest poster
Poster with strangest sexual turn-ons

― Leee Majors (Leee), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:08 (twenty-one years ago)

not as strange as mine leee.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Poster of Most Pictures of Weird Cats?

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:12 (twenty-one years ago)

poster who asks most questions?

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok Aja, this then:
The ILX Killing Joke Award

You'll have to settle for runner-up, unfortunately -- but you did say "nomination."

Julio, we will let the voters decide.

― Leee Majors (Leee), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:18 (twenty-one years ago)

I won't mind being runner up to Alex. If it's anyone else for that award, then I'll be mad. What about something involving Dave Grohl?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:21 (twenty-one years ago)

ilxor most likely to shag Carrie Brownstein
Englishest American
Americanest Englander
ilxor mostly likely to become Pres./Prime Minister

― Leee Majors (Leee), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer and Gareth have numbers 2 and 3 sewn up.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Most profusely bleeding Ilxor.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Me. From my ass.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://pezboy.hypermart.net/greedo.gif

― Dada, Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Doomie wins that one, for mercillesly tracking down and beating the fuck out of Mark C.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 30 November 2003 00:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Bring it on, bitch.

― Markelby (Mark C), Sunday, 30 November 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bucknergarcia.com/images/pacmans.gif

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 30 November 2003 22:47 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.bucknergarcia.com/images/christmasdecorations/lncmas100.gif

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 30 November 2003 22:55 (twenty-one years ago)

What are you doing bad jode?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 30 November 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

xmas decorations, one bulb is bust though

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 30 November 2003 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

what does it look like i'm doing?

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't know?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

most confrontational poster.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

What does confrontational mean?

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Ovum.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever Orbit.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:08 (twenty-one years ago)

(I meant that humorously, affectionately)

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I still don't know what that means.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Here is a picture of confrontation in action:....

http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2003520963,00.gif

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i have adopted you in my heart
because of your
appalling poetry
o aja, manatee of the girl-world
turbo.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

i nominate myself as most likely to evoke nausea or maybe just eye-rolling

― possible m (mandinina), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't want to be
A manatee
Oh, sweet Orbit.

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:14 (twenty-one years ago)

Tracer and Gareth have numbers 2 and 3 sewn up.

*cough*

― @d@ml (nordicskilla), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Aja are ya
manatee
turbo turbo
rescue me!

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

perhaps we will nominare thee,
aja, not manatee
but most "Turbo Poetry"

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:18 (twenty-one years ago)

er, nominate not nominare

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago)

I think this thread should win an award for "thread most unlike its thread title".

I'm getting a bit sick of the loads of ani gifs dudes - hello, some of us are on dialup :(

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Ok
Nominate me
Just wait and see
Who the winner
Will be

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 30 November 2003 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I hereby nominate Jack Cole for Poet Laureate for his spectacular contribution to the Appalling Poetry thread, found here:

http://www.pataphysics-lab.com/argumentum/archives/002465.html#more

Thread found here:
Appalling Poetry COmpetition

The people will decide!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 1 December 2003 05:49 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate Aja for "Best Second-Generation Poster."

What do y'all wanna nominate me for, if anything?

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 1 December 2003 05:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Best Leafy Dragon!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 1 December 2003 05:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I am so honored.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Monday, 1 December 2003 05:59 (twenty-one years ago)

*the crowd roars*

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It went down to the wire between Green Leafy Dragon and Orange Leafy Dragon!

― Leee Majors (Leee), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I have "creepiest" award pls or I eat your brain

― sucka (sucka), Monday, 1 December 2003 06:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate Matos for best phone answering technique as well as Excellence in Listdom

― nate detritus (natedetritus), Monday, 1 December 2003 07:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate Haikunym for Best Haiku Poster Ever

― C J (C J), Monday, 1 December 2003 07:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Previous Awards

ilx awards CAMPAIGNING THREAD
The ILE Awards
The ILE Awards, Live And Direct From Classy Central London
ILE Awards Ceremony: Analysis

― Ed (dali), Monday, 1 December 2003 08:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I can't understand why Barry wants awards this year, unless he just wants an excuse to have a go at the "usual suspects et al" again... oh hold on a minute!

I would like to enter in Best Crocheted Scarf category, and Best Super Monkey Ball impressionist.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 1 December 2003 09:58 (twenty-one years ago)

transferring ILE threads now...

http://alantrewartha.20m.com/file_move.gif

― Alan (Alan), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:15 (twenty-one years ago)

sigh...is there anything the furtive CAN'T do?

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Sarah has a point. It may be a super-bad idea, but also it was fun last time and it's Christmas and I'm a big ol' hypocrite (lobbying there for the "Big Ol' Hypocrite" award). Whatever, it's been a nice thread.

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Best Barry

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Best Manhandling Julio Out Of The Boozer

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Best Lasagne

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

(except Chris, Matt and Ed will all have a girly fite over this one)

― Markelby (Mark C), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:36 (twenty-one years ago)

there ain't nothing girly about my fighting Basizzle

― chris (chris), Monday, 1 December 2003 10:58 (twenty-one years ago)

well, it does seem a little high school, but i guess there isn't really anything wrong with that. except that i hated high school. but you know what i mean, right?

― colette (a2lette), Monday, 1 December 2003 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Best Girly Fite goes to Chris, Matt, and Ed obv.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 1 December 2003 14:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Biggest comic book geek (incl. Spandex/Indie/Euro/Manga divisions)

― Leee Majors (Leee), Monday, 1 December 2003 22:51 (twenty-one years ago)

Biggest Movie Fad Thread, or What I Would Sell My Firstborn's Liver to See

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 1 December 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Hellboy right?

― Leee Majors (Leee), Monday, 1 December 2003 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

I did say "fad" sweetheart, not "cult film".

― Nichole Graham (Nichole Graham), Monday, 1 December 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate Aja for "Best Second-Generation Poster."

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 1 December 2003 22:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Best Lasagne

Mine of course.

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/images/lasagna1.jpg

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/images/lasagna2.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Monday, 1 December 2003 23:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Most Embarrassing Katie Holmes-related Admission

― Leee Majors (Leee), Monday, 1 December 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I think awards are a really stupid idea, but can someone explain to me why Marc C is called Barry now?

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

It was Mattcoastaltown's idea.

Internet Hardman requires new moniker

― felicity (felicity), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Ha hA! Thanks for that.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

pah! If the Amazing Randy doesn't 'scoop the board' this year I shall eat my hat

*chomp*

― Fuzzy (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 2 December 2003 10:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Takes fucking ages to do, not worth the hassle, can I suggest we just go for a drink instead and play some bar billiards?

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

if only there could be a simultaneous global FAP - London - New York - Dunedin

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:02 (twenty-one years ago)

(Tom it takes ages to do if you do it the way you do, democratically and complicated. If made up arbitrarily pshaw its a piece of piss).

That said ILx awards are rubbish.

― Pete (Pete), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

besides, Barry has already won our hearts, what need does he have for a mantelpiece feature?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 12:29 (twenty-one years ago)

The last awards were for shit anyway, Ethan and I were dead ROBBED and also I was gypped out of actually getting my award for "rear of the year"! It kind of still haunts me to this day.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Plus it just makes us nonentities feel bad.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:31 (twenty-one years ago)

the main reason why the ilx awards are rubbish is that I never win one.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:32 (twenty-one years ago)

True. Same applies to laughing cutting pasting threads.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, you have to be called stevem for that. Idea - remove the space between Dave and B and go all lower case. It might just work.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:45 (twenty-one years ago)

feel da veb!

― Tim (Tim), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:50 (twenty-one years ago)

anyone laffing?

― daveb (daveb), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

tumbleweeds...

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Too much doofus-y chit chat, not enough giving out of awards.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Me for 'Unfunniest poster ever'.

― Dave B (daveb), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:56 (twenty-one years ago)

That would be Custos.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:57 (twenty-one years ago)

on an bihourly basis

― Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Do people always nominate themselves? This is the stupidest awards show ever. Get to the musical guests.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

I want to win an award for most random fights caused.

*Kicks Elvis Telecom's Lasagna to the floor in rage*

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate nickalicious as the "MOST APPROPRIATE POSTER ACCORDING TO TOPIC".

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate C J not only for "Only ILE Poster to Ever Even Think About Nominating Me for Anything" but also for "The Irving Pimpberg Award for Driving Hands Down the Nicest Automobiles Ever Driven by Any of Us"

also she's really nice.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate Ned Raggett for being "The poster who exits a thread battle the quickest".

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I second Haikunym's nomination.

― MarkH (MarkH), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Menelaus Darcy's butt to thread.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:05 (twenty-one years ago)

"And now...she's the young beauty from such films as A Walk To Remember and possibly something else, and he's the inventor of the remix, let's here it for our next presenters: nu-Mandy Moore and Sean Puffy Combs!"

*applause*

nu-M: Thank you. We're here to present the award for Best Really Long Thread Title.
Puffy: Yeeeah, nu-Mandy, the competition is fierce this year.
nu-M: It's been a big year for ILX, there's been...
Puffy: Damn, girl, you lookin' GOOD! WTF happened to your hair? DAYUMN!
nu-M: Puffy! Okay, let's get to the nominees...

*ILX threads from the past year with long titles flash on monitors with dramatic music*

nu-M: Envelope please...and the winner is...
both: HELLTIME PRODUCTO!
nu-M: Helltime couldn't be here to receive his award, so here's Nickalicious to accept it in his honor...

Nick: Booyah mufucka, I'm stealing your award, how do ya like THEM apples?

*Nickalicious is ushered offstage by big breasteded women in evening gowns*

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

"Coming up after the break, a musical performance by the ILX favorite Dave Matthews Band! Stay tooned."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Stay tooned

I read this as 'stay stoned.'

I nominate Ned Raggett for being "The poster who exits a thread battle the quickest".

*desperately tries to judge the level of potential sarcasm in light of the 'hip hop to the next level' and Return of the King threads*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow!! I haf been nominatededed and secondededed (or at least my car has been) for an award. Hurrah!

Since we can't all get together in real life for an Awards Ceremony, why don't we fix a time and date for a virtual one on an ILE Chistmas Party Thread, and we could incorporate award presentations into that?

I don't mind organising it - I could post a list of categories (if we can agree on them), then set up an email address for people to send their votes to (so they don't have to state publicly who their preferences are) and I'll get an independent adjudicator (i.e. my secretary) to count and verify the votes.

I'll organise all the music links for the party. You just all get dressed up and join in.

How about announcing categories by tomorrow, voting closes on 12th December, with the party being sometime in the week commencing December 15th?

Yes? No?

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:18 (twenty-one years ago)

Fine. I nominate Ned's uncle or whatever for having the name Black Dick or whatever you said earlier. Why? I dont know.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:19 (twenty-one years ago)

You are correct that I try to sit out more thread battles than not, though, so I think you're right anyway!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:22 (twenty-one years ago)

CJ, Better check with Tom, Pete and the other ILX overlords before you start cancelling your secretary's holiday time. Looking back over the old thread indicates that the boards didn't descend into bitterness and recriminations, but maybe we don't need more competition and oneupmanship. On the other hand, if it causes Menelaus to return, it's gotta be worth it.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate Mark for best lasagne recipe.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh okay Mark, it was just a thought :)

― C J (C J), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Which reminds me, what is happening with the Real Actual Proper ILE Christmas Party?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:31 (twenty-one years ago)

CJ, it wasn't meant to be a rebuff! I personally think it's a bit of a laugh, so I'd kinda like to see it happen (while appreciating downsides etc. etc.).

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate Pashmina for the "Tollerance Awards" for cutting me slack when i called him a her.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:32 (twenty-one years ago)

This is SO GAY.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

*shrugs*

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate Ally to shut her damn stupid hippie mouth and go back to work.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Do hippies get apoplectic?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

I fail to see how backslapping and subjective POSITIVE commentary at this point in time on the boards is going to do anything but invoke subjective NEGATIVE commentary, and for someone who gets all the fuck over certain ilxors for getting involved in fights, you sure seem at your damnedest to cause one, Mark.

And the most unfunniest poster ever isn't even Lord Custos, Nicole.

I nominate Spinktor for biggest waste of my tax money ever in history BEYOTCH.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate everyone on the Quantum Physics thread for being ridiculous. I want to find where they are getting their sources to copy/paste their opinions. ILX is pulsing with brain power today...

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

All my thoughts ever are ctrl+c'd from the ether.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:48 (twenty-one years ago)

ctrl+c, ctrl+v, ctrl+c, ctrl+v, ctrl+c, ctrl+v....blahh blah blah.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Hypocritical, yeah, fair enough. But I'm not trying to cause a fight.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate everyone on the Quantum Physics thread for being ridiculous. I want to find where they are getting their sources to copy/paste their opinions. ILX is pulsing with brain power today...

right. because IlXers are definitely not smart. oh, damn, i cut and pasted that. it's all just repetition anyways.

― possible m (mandinina), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Whatever.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Wednesday, 3 December 2003 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.newcomicreviews.com/albums/other/mikejackson.gif

― Leee Trevino (Leee), Thursday, 4 December 2003 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

WANT TO BE STARTIN SOMETHING GOT TO BE STARTIN SOMETHING
TO HIGH TO GET OVER YEA YEA TOO LOW TO GET OVER YEAH YEAH

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 December 2003 05:48 (twenty-one years ago)

There should be an "Most Photoshopped ILXer of the Year" award, though I'm pretty sure who the winner would be...

Also, can we have a "Best Token Scandinavian" award? That way I too could get a nomination. "Best Finn" would be even better, for obvious reasons. ;-)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 December 2003 13:07 (twenty-one years ago)

"Best Finn"?? Tuomas wins "Most increased ego" ;)

― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 4 December 2003 13:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually, make that "The Best-Looking, Coolest, Most Attractive, Most Lovable Finn on ILX, with the Best Beard" award.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 4 December 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago)

I nominate lara byrne for best semi-lurker.

Enough of the fuckwittage! I was never a lurker (semi or otherwise). I have never *ever* been without comment or opinion.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

do i win anything for photoshop?

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

You can have Julio.

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

You and Sean C. share the ILX Photoshopper Most Likely To Make Nickalicious Lose His Shit Award, no diggity.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

and his jazz.

― Chris B. Sure (Chris V), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Cap cap cap, rat-a-tat-tat-tat on dat ass. Booyah. Oh, snap. Shoop.

― Spinktor the Unmerciful (mawill5), Thursday, 4 December 2003 19:57 (twenty-one years ago)

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