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― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Heh

Sydney 13th-15th september - gigs and clubs

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago)

Should it be 'mongreling' or 'mongrelling'?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago)

that other thread went allcrazylike over night and then it took too long for me to load. what did i miss?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago)

mongrilling

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago)

also, great title!

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago)

there was fondue

xpost aw thanks!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago)

Adam, what is the "cunt downstairs" singing?

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago)

I wanna write some 8-bit Devilfunk.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Who knows. Usually it's just 'la la la la la la' at the top of his voice.

xpost

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Actually, it's not fair to call him a cunt, really. It's not his fault this building is made of paper.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago)

I sing all the time when Im home alone... my poor neighbours :D

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Ack!! Are you six foot four and male?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago)

he might be singing lalalala in tune with my whistling neighbour, he doesn't whistle proper songs either

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago)

Oh, this guy whistles too. I suspect he's channelling Babe.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago)

Then you should say to him, 'that'll do, pig'.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:15 (twenty years ago)

Adam - haha maybe you can hear me from 2 streets over, you poor fucker ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago)

Ahaha, probably.

They're such nice people, I hate bitching about them. Perhaps they can do my assignment for me.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago)

And you take over the singing duties for a while?

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago)

Hah! That'd stop him.

Hey, let's rack up this thread to 1,000 posts before the end of today.*

* respective time zones accounted for

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago)

the whistler is nice too. it only upsets me that he's so unbearably happy and whistly all the time when i have a hangover or am cramming for exams.

― gem (trisk), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago)

Yeah. But again, it's this building, we can hear everything they do. Everything. Flicking light switches, laughing, walking, &c.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago)

And we're above them, so I'd hate to think what they have to put up with from us.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago)

rooting noises

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Not yet.

Although in New Zealand, in some caravan/cabin park, we heard the people through the wall fucking for a good 40 minutes nonstop.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago)

Is it not double brick, your block then? My blocks ok. Except for this inexplicable noise that starts up at about 5.45am every weekday morning, which sounds like some kind of pumping engine or dryer spinning or I dunno WTF, and goes for 20 mins then stops. I think it might be something to do with the garden sprinklers. Its annoyed the CRAP out of me for over 4 years. WHY SIX AM YOU BASTARDS.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago)

The walls are double brick, but the floors are timber, and there's sod-all insulation.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh, and these people don't go all night, they keep the music down and stuff. They're considerate.

Can you go out and smash the pump or something? Claim an irish wolfhound sat on it.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago)

my neighbour sings to himself. he's 70 and deaf. its rather nice.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:27 (twenty years ago)

Is he single?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago)

no, his wife is wheelchair bound. they're a lovely couple.

col: heavy sil is the ern malley of the noughties.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago)

This thread suffers by its lack of Nedfluence.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago)

It needs Neducation

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago)

My downstairs neighbour, with impeccable timing, smokes weed just when I have run out and I can smell it wafting up into my windows. Bastid.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago)

gaz: at least Ern Malley came up with some poems! What have we got to show for H Sil?

This thread is rather unNedifying.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago)

It needs Nedification.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:54 (twenty years ago)

(col: one fooled punter from Singapore!)

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 12 September 2004 23:54 (twenty years ago)

trayce -- why are you still "spamspanker" here but "pass the bong" on the evolution thread?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh I changed it just for that one post, you know... sort of Ally-stylee.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago)

I was trying to be a hippy duuuude. Obviously I'm a crap hippy :(

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago)

is a crap hippy like a dung beetle?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago)

Hahahah!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago)

Roll it into a ball and carry it up the mountain, man.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago)

http://tugboatonline.brinkster.net/neil.jpg

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:35 (twenty years ago)

neil will haunt me for the rest of my days, I swear.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago)

We SOW the seed, nature GROWS the seed, and we EAT the seed!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:48 (twenty years ago)

wtf? who eats seeds?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago)

bagel eaters

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago)

i eat pumpkin seeds

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:45 (twenty years ago)

sesame seeds smell nice when on a freshly baked roll

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago)

Wheat is a seed, man.

SO ARE LENTILS.

― neil (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago)

socks aren't vegetables man, they should be wiped out

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago)

In other news; I love him to death but fark me, my friend who I work with is pissing me the fuck off today. He's bitching about how he cant handle anything and why wont everyone leave him alone and let him work and he's going postal bla bla bla bla. I think he makes it worse for himself by taking everything on and making it his issue instead of saying no - and then WHINING ABOUT IT ALL DAY.

I just told him to say no more and to bugger off to lunch.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago)

I really hope he doesnt read this. Heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago)

GRRR

― trayce's friend (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:51 (twenty years ago)

Hur ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago)

Ned is being mischievous elsewhere:

Exactly what Sundar said ... we were sitting around the fountain in the park and the hobo came around and started talking with us. At most, 25% of his words were intelligible.
I don't even like rum, which adds to the mystery of why I actually drank the stuff.

-- Barry Bruner (brune...), September 11th, 2004.

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didn't anyone stab him?
-- Julio Desouza (juli...), September 11th, 2004.

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They're Canadians, not Australians. Wrong colony.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 11th, 2004.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago)

No wonder he's afraid to show his as-yet-unslashed face around here.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago)

Oh-ho!(bo)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago)

now i groan at your joke, trayce.

― dysøn (dyson), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:18 (twenty years ago)

'Hello Control'
'Hello Tony'
'BOH!'

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago)

This assignment is actually literally physically making my eyes bleed.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Be careful, people might start worshipping you.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:27 (twenty years ago)

what's your assignment on?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago)

What do you mean, 'start?'

xpost

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago)

Gem: It's software engineering. Every week we've got to hand in a fuckload of deliverables. It's meant to be eight hours a week but it's working out to be closer to 20.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:29 (twenty years ago)

OH GOD I HATE THE PHRASE "DELIVERABLES".

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago)

So do I.

Would that I were not out in the rain being all pagan.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago)

You're out in the rain and posting to ILX? Word, thats a neat trick.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago)

yes, is your 'putie waterproof?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago)

'Would that I were not', not 'I am.'

I think that means 'I wanna be.'

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:37 (twenty years ago)

Would me not your would me nots!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago)

*brain explodes*

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:40 (twenty years ago)

i want a waterproof punani

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:45 (twenty years ago)

Um... righto, Jim.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:48 (twenty years ago)

BTW Adam I think the phrase you seek might be "would that I were out in the rain being all pagan", though mind you now I think my brain's exploded too.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago)

Oh of course.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago)

waterproof pagans

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago)

isn't that some kind of indian dish jim? the punani thing?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago)

or am i thinking of poontang?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago)

The word 'punani' was banging around in my head all morning, for no reason at all. Weird.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago)

a water pro of punani i read it as, initially, like.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:52 (twenty years ago)

Thanks Yoda.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago)

mmm thai green punani

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago)

what the hell am i talking about

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago)

in fish sauce

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago)

I have no idea, but the fact you're thinking about curried pussy is rather worrisome ;P
(xpost)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago)

here kitty

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago)

It'd be a fish curry then.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Um I'm going to stop talking now.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Yes, you do that.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago)

all of a sudden i'm feeling toey

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago)

who's she?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:00 (twenty years ago)

Who is the horniest ILXer?

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago)

you wacky kids

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:08 (twenty years ago)

I wondered why this thing was taking forever to compile, then I noticed it's been compiling something called big_file.c

GAHHH

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Why is it called something so obvious? =)

This version of Orbitals "Halcyon" is odd. Never knew there was a diff mix of it.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:52 (twenty years ago)

gmail me it trayce i need to hear it.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:55 (twenty years ago)

I am intimidated by this new thread.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago)

ach, I would but I cant rip CDs at work, I only have winamp :( I'll rip 'er once I get home :)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago)

why, jeremy?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:00 (twenty years ago)

its me , isn't it?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:00 (twenty years ago)

only partly, gaz. i had a handle on the last mongrel/sheepfuxoring thread, and this one is so totally new it's full of possibility and promise and i daren't bring down the level of discourse.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago)

of course that's total bullshit. I just said it 'cuz my innernet filter's broken

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago)

jeremy hi hi! Do not let these Australians be your intimidators. I myself have met the Music Mole and his demeanor is not what it might be! Also, remembering the time in Montreal with the chickens!

― Sami Jheryylkanyga, Monday, 13 September 2004 04:03 (twenty years ago)

Apropos of nothing, we just ran out of toilet paper. FUCK.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:05 (twenty years ago)

That's what my business card says:

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Jeremy C00mbs: International animal-philanderer
Not Afraid of Music Mole.
Once I got my wanger caught in a jewelry box
+ I was 7
+ My dad took it off with pliers
+ The box, not my wanger.
+ My wanger's still fine.
I am a decent cook and sub-decent lover
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:06 (twenty years ago)

sub-decent? in-decent?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Ahahahahahahaha.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:08 (twenty years ago)

sub decents now. periscopal up.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:09 (twenty years ago)

You seriously got your knob caught in a jewellery box? Is there an interesting anecdote attached to that?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:09 (twenty years ago)

Hang on, didn't you say you were latino? A latino sub-decent lover is an oxymoron. Ya moron.

Gaz, can you shed some light on Epping breakbeat in the heavy silicon thread?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:09 (twenty years ago)

err, sub-descent. I like to do it under boxes of old video games:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00002STPK.01.MZZZZZZZ.gif

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:10 (twenty years ago)

Im reluctant to ask what your wang was being stuck into a jewellry box for, to start with. I mean I know they call it a box, but come on...

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:10 (twenty years ago)

where else would you put your family jewels?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:10 (twenty years ago)

i been done there col

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:11 (twenty years ago)

Methinks someone was taking "Carry on" films too seriously.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:11 (twenty years ago)

True story: Once I played Descent for 90 minutes straight with the ship-straightening option off, got up, walked out of the room, saw the edge of the door coming, BANKED, and smashed my head on the door.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:12 (twenty years ago)

Hang on, didn't you say you were latino? A latino sub-decent lover is an oxymoron. Ya moron.

Well, I'm latino by blood, honkey by rearing. I'm a shell of crap on an interior of gold: a sexual maltese falcon.

-------------------

and the wang thing happened because I was a curious kid, and thought my doodle might be a neat place to put the jewelry box (the lack of response from my nose, finger, ear, toe seemed to need some genital challanging)...and somehow the spring caught on the end. Wouldn't open. Had to walk downstairs during my parents' dinner party with a sheet over my waist and ask for assistance.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:13 (twenty years ago)

You could offer that special woman in your life a diamond ring, jeremy, using your method. How could she say no?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:13 (twenty years ago)

Which one of you would be on one knee though? That's quite the conundrum.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago)

I'm not as opposable down there as I'd like. Prehensile penility's totally underrated, methinks.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago)

the lack of response from my nose, finger, ear, toe seemed to need some genital challanging

Um... what the fuck??

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago)

an erection could potentially be messy

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago)

cf. putting a sausage in the microwave

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:15 (twenty years ago)

So, hang on... when you walked downstairs with a sheet over your plonker, was the jewellery box hanging free? Or were you taking up the slack with your other hand?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:15 (twenty years ago)

Sheet (covers)
Hand (covers)
Jewelry box (covers)
Wang-dang-doodle.

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago)

But it must have been poking out, yeah? Would the dinner party have noticed you standing there, sheeted up, evidently trying to conceal a nine-inch cuboid stiffy?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:18 (twenty years ago)

Stop it you guys, everyone's wondering WTF I am larfing at :D

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:20 (twenty years ago)

nine inch?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago)

it's part of the latino thing &

I hid behind the doorframe </embarassment>

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago)

i dunno, but i think jeremy has qualified as an honorary mongrel here today.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:24 (twenty years ago)

:) http://www.nrcschool.org/images/diploma.gif

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago)

Haha... "excellence" is spelldeded rong :D

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:29 (twenty years ago)

time for the sheep dip

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago)

and the royal boot up the arse

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago)

is it?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/Thalia999/100_0023.jpg

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago)

cripes

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

'thefaaa...?

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago)

!!?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago)

is that a cat poking its head out of the cotton wool there?

― gem (trisk), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago)

"Coming up later on TEN news: man flayed alive while hiding under his pillow, by his rabid pet cat. I'm Sandra Sully".

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 04:44 (twenty years ago)

If that were Sandra sully it'd go like this:

'Coming up later on TEN news: man alive... flayed, alive rather... while hi-- hiding under his pellow... or pillow, rather... by his pabb... er, rabid pat ket... rather, pet cat.'

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:07 (twenty years ago)

Bahhha! So true. We love watching oor Sandra after the Panel etc. She's such a flubfest.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:08 (twenty years ago)

I bought THREE SEASONS of Simpsons on DVD on Friday (JBs Prannn has each one for only $35! Cant knock that) so me and Nick spent what must have been about 10 hours, on and off, of Saturday/Sunday morn watching Simpsons. Talk about brain-splodey.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 13 September 2004 05:37 (twenty years ago)

i spent my evening helping with a car breakdown. transmission fluid is gross.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:08 (twenty years ago)

have you got a boilersuit with grease stains and a little logo over your right breast?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:21 (twenty years ago)

I once again experienced the marvel that is slightly speeding up a song you've been struggling with, and finding that made all the difference.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago)

i have a grease stained blue shirt and a badge with a logo on it, does that count?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago)

(left breast)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago)

did you wear it on the job last night?

col: as soon as the vocals go chipmunk you're winning

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:26 (twenty years ago)

there's two ways that question could be taken, and the answer to both is yes

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago)

haha! lucky jim!

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago)

It's jim's lady who's the lucky one!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.timskelton.com/lightning/images/mechanic.jpg

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago)

bloody hell! those boobs are gigantic.

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago)

Momus is calling us out! Can we take him? ;)

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago)

if that lady with the boobs is on our side, then yes

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)

Hahahahaha, as Alex from NYC would say.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago)

this is very slow today people. can we up

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

the

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

tempo

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

a bit

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

huh?

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago)

Hi jeremy!

Ned, do you despise us now? Are we like Crocodile Dundee II to you now? Come back! We need powerful friends right now.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago)

he dissed us on the canadian thread! he hates us and only comes here to toy with our emotions. he has never told us anything as intimate as jeremy's jewellry box story.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago)

i propose a kind of mongrel fatwah on Ned!

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago)

I am a powerful friend! This one time I ate powerbar and beat up five really big guys!

― x j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago)

jeremy doesn't look remotely powerful to me. He looks like an indie heartthrob who couldn't beat up a chip packet.

Ned is bored with us. We are like Yahoo Serious: entertaining to Americans at first, but wearing in the long term.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 13 September 2004 23:59 (twenty years ago)

or Whale Rider

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)

Hi! Everyone! Hi jeremy!

I had a very very bad nights sleep, AND I am pmting! So I am in a rather crabby mood! And Work is Pissing me off! With a capital PEE. Apparently we dont make sense according to Momus! Hurray!

Someone kill me.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago)

yahoo serious taught me at art skool. he's a jerk.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:03 (twenty years ago)

he didn't like my ideas.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago)

what were your ideas?

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago)

what were your ideas gaz? (ha rainy)

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:05 (twenty years ago)

well, we had to make a class 16mm movie and it had to be a road movie. and i wanted it to feature two diff people (one male, one female) each in their own car, one driving this way--> and one driving that way

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago)

argh!!!! where's me post gone?

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago)

yahoo serious stole it!

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:09 (twenty years ago)

well that's a very interesting idea gaz.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago)

ok so they're driving to meet each other and then they see each others cars from a distance out in the desert (maybe a long straight road and clouds of red dust) and they start to accelerate cos they really really wanna meet.

only it turns out to be a suicide pact and they keep accelerating...BOOOM!

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago)

well, i was only 19

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago)

and had a rash that came and went

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago)

I think that's a very workable idea.

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago)

it's an outtake from 'Crash'.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Mr. Serious probably wanted more slapstick

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:13 (twenty years ago)

for example, switch the cars to donkeys and the people to chickens

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:14 (twenty years ago)

so: get this. what "the class" decided was that there's this chick hitchhiking and she gets picked up by this guy in a car and they are talking and he looks up and Uh-oh thats a big fucking truck and the last shot is of a hub cap rolling across the road.

i mean WTF!!???

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:16 (twenty years ago)

rainy i wish you had been in my class there.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:16 (twenty years ago)

me too! Your idea is far more romantic btw

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago)

that last idea sounds like an ad for road safety.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:17 (twenty years ago)

I've seen that one, that's one of those TAC ads!! (heh, xpost)

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:18 (twenty years ago)

"Don't talk and drive if you want to survive"

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago)

You could lose a hubcap. Or worse, you could fall victim to a filmic cliche.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:20 (twenty years ago)

or end up starring in "Crossroads" with Britney Spears (/non-sequitur)

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago)

also he got half the yoof of newcastle to appear in whatever that crap film was as extras and never paid them.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:23 (twenty years ago)

Are ya serious??

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:23 (twenty years ago)

Ned, yahoo, they're both on my list.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago)

"a lot of us just don't have the time to sit about chewing on a pen and coming up with a 200 word essay on crunk (nor would I bloody want to)."

Haha Trayce!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago)

oooh, a badlist! let's add more and more people to it.

(xpost)

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago)

ned, yahoo, rove, ah...

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:32 (twenty years ago)

well, i was only 19

god help me

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago)

will it be like the noize dude enemy list?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:33 (twenty years ago)

momus can seriously eat my fuc

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:34 (twenty years ago)

anyone who doesn't like my joke:

Wanna hear a joke I made up?

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:34 (twenty years ago)

the channel 10 chopper still chills me to me bones, jim!

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:34 (twenty years ago)

I'm pwning that thread by (gasp!) contributing thoughtfully to it! So they can, as TISM would say, get stuffed.

What is it about all-in class projects at uni? They always come out lowest common denom. My RMIT small press class had to make a book, and it ended up being called - get this - "Still Life with RAM" (as in RAM chips). W T F.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago)

it'll be like the noize board list but those guys are all 90lb weaklings with chips on their shoulders so no one cares about their list whereas i am

ihttp://images.google.com.au/imgres?imgurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/neighbours/whoswho/images/poses/whos_harold_0083.gif&imgrefurl=http://www.bbc.co.uk/neighbours/whoswho/whatwhenwhere/timeline/index.shtml&h=255&w=183&sz=19&tbnid=R5Q9vIb_qm8J:&tbnh=105&tbnw=76&start=3&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dharold%2Bneighbours%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago)

fuck
http://www.andersonuk.freeserve.co.uk/chrisinoz/neighbours%20harold%20chris2.jpg

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:39 (twenty years ago)

which one are you?

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:40 (twenty years ago)

OMG, see? He loves PVC. Harold is a secret goth!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago)

RAINY: YOU DON'T KNOW?????

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago)

I was trying to be cheeky

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:42 (twenty years ago)

I'm not a Mongrel or a sheep-thingy, but I thought I would come to this thread and complain about the fact that I have been singing the Wombles theme song all day, and it's your fault.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago)

hahaha sorry

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago)

jims to blame.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago)

you're not alone, Kevin. Incidentally, when I was a kid I didn't know what a "common" was, so I thought they were calling themselves common. "The Wombles of Wimbledon, Common are we."

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:48 (twenty years ago)

me too rainy

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:48 (twenty years ago)

Haha so did I!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:48 (twenty years ago)

bloody brits and their "commons"

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago)

common as muck

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:50 (twenty years ago)

haha Kevin: "Cool. I understand. I thought maybe you buy chicken feet from Chines supermarkets and cut off the toes. Then cats steal them."

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:50 (twenty years ago)

That's from a different thread!

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:51 (twenty years ago)

I know, but it's hostile territory out there.

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:52 (twenty years ago)

does channel 10 have a chopper?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:55 (twenty years ago)

would redgum lie?

anyway, i'm sticking here. go out you mongrels and sheepfuxors, and gather for me the wisest sayings by those out there we consider friends!

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago)

I know the cops have one - it seems to hover low over my place with its searchlight on every second night. Nick reckons they're scanning the cemetary. What idiot crim runs and hides in a cemetary?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:00 (twenty years ago)

i live next to a lake/wetland thing, the police chopper is always hanging about over that and flashing their light about too. silly robbers hiding in the reeds would get eaten alive by frogs and mozzies, worse than the cops if you ask me.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:03 (twenty years ago)

hey Gaz:

http://www.yahooserious.com/thisis.html

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago)

Heh. I was about to say "hey thats not how you spell thesis!"

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago)

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:23 (twenty years ago)

but you can egg his nose!

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago)

i coulda been a contender

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago)

God Yahoo Siz is a twong.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago)

gazzy, chin up. At least you don't have a ridiculous website like his which is what I was trying to show you.

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago)

yes you are right. also i just ate curry and dhal. you are here for longer than ever rainy!

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:30 (twenty years ago)

I know, I'm procrastinating and eating grapes

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:31 (twenty years ago)

those two activities can't be rushed

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:32 (twenty years ago)

what are you procrastinating over?

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:33 (twenty years ago)

updating my CV and applying for a job and applying for arts funding and making a papier mache cow

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:34 (twenty years ago)

no need to procrastinate about the cow surely!

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago)

Don't make a cow, man.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago)

aaaand on that note I am going to have lunch.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:35 (twenty years ago)

Gaz, I'm scared of 3d object.s
Trayce, I must.

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:36 (twenty years ago)

Nobody cares about Momus and his gay table tennis fuck robots from Osaka, with the spermicide and the gobi kimono.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:37 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:38 (twenty years ago)

*baffled*

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago)

Kabuki bukkake sandwich THIS, bitch!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago)

has this thread become a primal scream therapy room for exasperated ILX backbenchers?

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:41 (twenty years ago)

laughter therapy

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:41 (twenty years ago)

I think there are too many fey wankstas tapping away at the keyboards of their oh-so-fancy Apple computers and listening to something that sounds like cats being inexorably fed to a shredder, painted to resemble a noh mask.

Ignore me, I'm really ill today, it feels as if my sinuses have just started a landwar in Europe.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:44 (twenty years ago)

Time to lay off the angel dust, hey.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago)

Hahah, Trayce raised a good point about the ILX wimmins going out in fine wagnerian apocalyptic style and then coming back to fawning in that other thread.

Time to lay off the angel dust, hey.

Farkyez.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:50 (twenty years ago)

Well I find it illuminating to read those 'where are the brainy ilxors these days' threads in the voice of the Comic Book Guy.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha music mole oh so funny

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:54 (twenty years ago)

lets face it: we made this place a crappy moronic pigpen and now we've got to mosh in it.

wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:55 (twenty years ago)

right on dude

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago)

Moley OTM on the Comic Book Guy - hell, most of ILM too.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 01:59 (twenty years ago)

haha michael, I think that would improve my appreciation of ILM in leaps and bounds actually

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:04 (twenty years ago)

[i]Trayce raised a good point about the ILX wimmins going out in fine wagnerian apocalyptic style[/i]

I've now got an image of Trayce in my mind with a little helmet with horns on and carrying a trident and standing on a shield.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago)

ok what am i doing wrong

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:06 (twenty years ago)

i thought it was pointy brackets col

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:06 (twenty years ago)

pointys yep

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:07 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh pointy bird, oh pointy pointy

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:07 (twenty years ago)

I've now got an image of Trayce in my mind with a little helmet with horns on and carrying a trident and standing on a shield.

surely this could be photoshopped with relative ease?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:08 (twenty years ago)

do pointy brackets have a "proper" official-loik name?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:08 (twenty years ago)

i have just got photoshop myself so perhaps i could learn by placing our Trayce in all manner of historical situations

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha, I'd love some of the Masonic Boom threads read aloud to Wagner.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:08 (twenty years ago)

why is trayce standing on her shield? shouldn't she be holding it aloft to defend herself from pretentious barbs of pseudointellectual snobbery?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago)

gem: "pointys"

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago)

...and Suzy to 'Absolutely Fabulous' by the Pet Shop Boys.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago)

Oh yes, that makes more sense. Well I still feel she's standing on a platform of some kind. Let it be the platform of Truth.

That comic book guy joke isn't mine. Someone's said it before somewhere. About someone else. So I cannae claim credit.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago)

please jim! the adventures of Trayce!

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:11 (twenty years ago)

ok i'll need to go in search of trayce pix

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:15 (twenty years ago)

Trayce as [fill in your suggestions here]

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago)

joan of arc

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:21 (twenty years ago)

this has potential

(note i can't do any of this til i get home, in five-odd hours)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:24 (twenty years ago)

...as neo.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago)

Kate / Masonic Boom I've always imagined as Queen Boadicea.

http://stayka.keyspace.de/stseiya/fanart/img/sds/vivian.jpg

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago)

put her in an adventure with Mary Kate and Ashley

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago)

ner ner col has a cru-ush col has a cru-ush.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago)

God, I go away for lunch for an hour and when I come back you've all turned me into Brunhilda! ARGH!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:27 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I like women who are trouble.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago)

...hahah leaving behind a trail of bloodied dirty dronerock boys upon which Ravens feast.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago)

lucky your hair is too short for plaits now trayce

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:29 (twenty years ago)

http://www.damomusic.co.kr/prdimg/Shampoo_We_200.jpg

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:29 (twenty years ago)

Uh-oh, we're in trouble...

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:30 (twenty years ago)

Someone made me dance to that at a goth club once. MADE me! The nerve.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago)

a goth club? why would they play shampoo?

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago)

jim pls make trayce dance at a goth club k thnx bye

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Shampoo were rockin', Trayce.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:36 (twenty years ago)

haha i hope nobody's expecting any crudders-quality results from my entry level photoshop skills

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:41 (twenty years ago)

"Trouble" was the first CD single I ever bought. So NERR!

― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:41 (twenty years ago)

How did they make you dance to Shampoo incidentally Trayce? Were they forcibly moving your limbs?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:42 (twenty years ago)

dunno about trayce but i find plying me with alcohol is a good way to 'force' me to dance to shit music

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:43 (twenty years ago)

but we established shampoo weren't shit! how would we make you dance to rockin music gem?

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:45 (twenty years ago)

or people pull you and pull you and push and cajole you till the only choices a e dance, or smash their faces in. (xpost)

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:45 (twenty years ago)

yes this is true. this happens with my kids.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:46 (twenty years ago)

oh you're right gaz, i didn't mean to include shampoo in my shit music category. when shampoo comes on i have a boogie no matter where i am, supermarket, petrol station, bus, whereever really

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago)

wow...this thread is not yet 2 days old

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago)

shampoo's first single is like a proto-cherry2000

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago)

Yeah rainy that was about what they did! I was dragged by one arm onto the floor going "NO DONT YOU CANT MAKE MEEEEEEE".

Goth clubs often play cheez here - some of my mates DJ at varying clubs have an evil sense of humour.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:51 (twenty years ago)

shampoo's first single is like a proto-cherry2000
-- the surface noise (slight return)

I'm flushed with pride.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:52 (twenty years ago)

which one is col?

http://www.damomusic.co.kr/prdimg/Shampoo_We_200.jpg

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago)

back, right

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago)

Which one is col?

http://www.norelevance.com/bock/images/immortal.jpg

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:56 (twenty years ago)

back, right

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:56 (twenty years ago)

Which one is jim?

http://www.itchekadoozy.com/party.jpg

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:57 (twenty years ago)

left, obv. itchee is the beardy guy

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago)

which one is jim?

http://www.dropd.com/issue/32/eels/square.jpg

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:01 (twenty years ago)

left, front

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:02 (twenty years ago)

which one is gaz

http://www.geocities.com/~bjruef/Action/images/shelter4.jpg

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago)

back, right

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:05 (twenty years ago)

which one is Trayce?

http://216.71.104.94/d-commerce/media/fddlxvikings.gif

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago)

Trick question!

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago)

which one is trayce?

http://photo.sing365.com/music/picture.nsf/SingerPicUnid/2C3F3997FF524BD248256CA0000908A1/$file/evanescence.jpg

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:10 (twenty years ago)

Back, right.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:11 (twenty years ago)

(I've put on a few pounds)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:11 (twenty years ago)

nice soul patch!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago)

it's too quiet in here

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago)

i was working DAMMIT!

o well,i've been interrupted now i'll never get back my concentration!

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:20 (twenty years ago)

no need to get tart.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago)

get slut instead

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:23 (twenty years ago)

i have rearranged my desk so i have turrets and a bank of shit around me kind of a cross between the cockpit of a kamikazi and a castle. i have a copy of dr kurt koch's "the devil's alphabet" open at page 43 F - fanaticism

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:26 (twenty years ago)

photos!

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:27 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.rareads.com/scans/16138.jpg

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:39 (twenty years ago)

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago)

I was actually looking for something from Michael Bentine's Potty Time. But I found that googling 'potty time' was inadvisable at work.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago)

Hahahah, I love that my current writing project states that I have to have like, all my kids be multinational and equally proportionate in terms of gender, like that episode of Family Guy, when Stewie is sent to foster care with the chinese, bushman, spanish, eskimo and indian kid.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago)

CLICK CLICK BLOODY CLICK PANCAKES!"

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:10 (twenty years ago)

*cries* I am not having a good day. Work is being bafflingly retarded. These sydney people are incompetent fools! This training is tuning into a mess. AARGH. I need a drinx0r.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:25 (twenty years ago)

Just be grateful you don't have to deal with Sydney people every day, Trayce.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:26 (twenty years ago)

Does the nice weather outweight the fuxors in Syndey, Col? I'd like to try another Australian city besides this black sinkhole of despair.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:28 (twenty years ago)

That's the cruel twist about Sydney, Michael. It does! And there's NOTHING anyone can do about it. There are only three good things about Sydney: the harbour, the weather and the hills. Everything else is stuffed. Especially the people, except for me and gaz. And our loved ones. But all this is utterly thrown into the shade by those three factors.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:32 (twenty years ago)

I can deal with all manner of fucks, dorks, dweebs, eejits, fules, asslemurs, knobgoblins and wackjackals if it meant that I could get more than three days of sunshine in a row and a certain degree of warmth.

I'm finally cracking. I was entertaining suggestions of going to work in Queensland for about five minutes the other day.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:38 (twenty years ago)

perth is lovely and warm today.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:39 (twenty years ago)

Sydney's for you mate. Coming here from London as a kid was like escaping a dungeon.

Perth is indeed lovely gem, my favourite aussie city if you don't count Melb's nitelife.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:40 (twenty years ago)

perth's night life can leave a bit to be desired, tis true. and you're always bumping into people you don't want to see. but the beach and river are unparalleled!

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:44 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I only picked up recently that my mood is heavily dependent on good weather and sunlight. Upon reflection, the great cycle of my moods and depressions reaches its nadir mid-June.

I loved Perth when I visited it some ten years ago. I was a supremely dorky participant of the Scout Jambouree they held there and I tell you, there was nothing as good for mind, body and soul as camping out and going off and doing outdoorsy crap amidst the beauty of the Western Australian bush.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:45 (twenty years ago)

and aaah, the golden light on the rippling blue waters... it's like the whole town is in dreamland...

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:46 (twenty years ago)

Yeah Perth rocks weather and people wise, its only real drawback is the isolation :(

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:48 (twenty years ago)

Heheh, I might have to take my girlfriend for a visit to your fair city. She's a yank, studying at the University of Melbourne. She's been here for about a year all up, and she's still to see the harbour, opera house and bridge close up instead of through a plane window.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:49 (twenty years ago)

xpost - yep i would definitely like to be much closer to sydney and melbs. but it is very cheap to live in. and it is kinda easy to be a big fish in a small pond here.

also i think the isolation is one of the reasons we have a pretty good live music scene here.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:50 (twenty years ago)

I've heard good and bad on Brisbane - what do y'all think?

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:52 (twenty years ago)

nice people, too hot, city has no real heart.

Michael, be sure to look us up if you come to Syd.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:53 (twenty years ago)

Have I asked you if we have any mutual friends gem? You know anyone who goes to places like Amplifier, or any of the goth clubs?

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 05:56 (twenty years ago)

errrr well *i* used to spend a large amount of time at amplifier! mainly after i moved north of the river from freo in 2001/2002/2003. not as a goth though, more to see local indie bands. haven't been much the last few months though. they did it up recently and turned the globe (that was the front bar) into this weird semi-yuppie establishment, it was most upsetting, i wondered in one night to find a football panel type show being filmed in there! i don't know if we would have any mutual friends, i have only ever known a few goths sort of incidentally through other things, like working as a drug counsellor and studying psych.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 06:09 (twenty years ago)

So, gem... you:

(1) Did psychology
(2) Worked as a drug counsellor
(3) Frequented goth clubs

...and you are not a goth? I'm just asking.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 06:11 (twenty years ago)

haha I see your point, i could be a stereotype! amplifier isn't a goth club every night though.

no, although i generally like goths that i have met very much, i have never felt inclined to become one myself. i have kind of olivey coloured skin, i don't know if i could achieve that deathly white look without a lot of makeup.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 06:14 (twenty years ago)

I recently had a crewcut and it's alerted me to the fact that, well, I'm kinda neanderthal.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 06:20 (twenty years ago)

What, like Nick Cave or Noah Taylor?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 06:21 (twenty years ago)

200+ posts since last night? Joizus.

I know the cops have one - it seems to hover low over my place with its searchlight on every second night.

We get that chopper, but it doesn't flash us, just buzzes over heaps.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 06:23 (twenty years ago)

Or more like Zodiac Mindwarp, Michael?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 06:25 (twenty years ago)

Uh, actually, kinda like The Thing in the Fantastic Four. Scratch the whole neanderthal thing.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 06:26 (twenty years ago)

Mikey and are twins?

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 08:34 (twenty years ago)

Mikey and...? I MUST HAVE CLOSURE

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 09:42 (twenty years ago)

Quick! Where's that punani photo

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 09:55 (twenty years ago)

Crikeys, I just wrote 1,000 words of shit.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:03 (twenty years ago)

Gem: I know heaps of Asian and Euro goths FWIW.

Do you know Adam? Everyone calls him "Adam everywhere" cos everyone seems to know him, he does noise DJ stuff. He moved to melb a lil while back. Who else over there do I know... H*dyn Bl*ck, Lauren (she also moved here a while ago), Liv,... dammit most perthians I know moved away, haha.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:06 (twenty years ago)

my ex is from perth. i don't wish to encounter her or anyone who knows her ever again.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:11 (twenty years ago)

sorry for that completely inevitable threadkilling

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:25 (twenty years ago)

yeah nice one tsk

only joking. ummmm don't think i know any of those people trayce. of course i am utter shite with names without a face to compare them to. and i'm also going to claim ignorance of your ex surface noise (whoever she may be) for obvious reasons

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:27 (twenty years ago)

good good

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:28 (twenty years ago)

i only know nice people anyway so i'm sure i don't know her (i'm assuming she's not so nice by your wish to wipe her from your life)

ummmm can someone please write my torts essay, i have writer's block. the topic is whether corporations should have the right to sue in defamation. around 1000 words should do it. thanks!

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:30 (twenty years ago)

i could write about tortes but torts are not my thing. i'd ask my gf but she's not around at the mo'

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:32 (twenty years ago)

is she a lawyer?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:33 (twenty years ago)

-yer + student

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:34 (twenty years ago)

second year

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:34 (twenty years ago)

i mean third

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:35 (twenty years ago)

I can write about tortes too, theyre yummy. Thats no help is it? haha.

I was just demonstrating guid auld scots to Nick by reading an old scots text from a book, in the shittiest Willie accent this side of Aberdeen. He was impressed, so he must be deaf.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:35 (twenty years ago)

i like torts usually, the topic is pretty interesting, i think i have just reached study overload at the moment. i am doing one first year unit and one second year unit this year, it is very hard!!

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:36 (twenty years ago)

Do this puzzle! http://deathball.net/notpron/

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:46 (twenty years ago)

No ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:49 (twenty years ago)

Oh go on.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:50 (twenty years ago)

NO! must. write. essay.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:50 (twenty years ago)

It's REALLY hard.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:50 (twenty years ago)

Is that one of those AAACGH! screamy things? I got bored before it did anything =)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:51 (twenty years ago)

It's a puzzle, you have to solve it.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 10:51 (twenty years ago)

that cold case show is pretty rad. there's something about unsolved deaths and the themesong is pretty gothicious.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 12:57 (twenty years ago)

Who else is hooked on the OC?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago)

i have nothing to say, so i came here

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago)

actually i had been thinking it might be good for me to get at least one commercial tv habit. what should i go for? any other votes for the OC or Cold Case?

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago)

I only came in to watch the bits with Seth. I like Seth.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago)

i saw some indian dude i was in primary school with on the tram earlier. looked exactly the same as he did 20 years ago, save for the horrid patchy beard (and suit and tie obv)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago)

well you lot are bloody boring today, what gives?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

The OC looks like a shite daytime soap from the ads (it even has an ex daytime soap guy in it!) so I've never bothered.

BUT!!! People Like Us is back on ABC on Tues nights! It was on last night (its only repeats tho), it was one about a working mum, with Tamsin Greig (Fran from Black Books) playing the frazzled mum who thinks shes fat. HIlarious stuff, I love that show.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago)

goddamn, i did intend to watch that, grrr!! that's what i get for being a drunken sop

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago)

Hell I was drunkenen too, and I didnt even know it was on, it was pure luck I passed by the telly and spotted it.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago)

you have ze telly on always?

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 14 September 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago)

i often do when i'm at home by myself (with the sound down), but on channel 10

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)

stranger and stranger

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago)

I do too. You never know when Perfect Strangers might be on

― rainy (rainy), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago)

it makes the house feel less empty and lobely

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)

lonely

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)

Yeah exactly. well not that I'm alone, but I dunno, when Nicks working on his coding til all hours, I get fidgety and bored with sitting in the study and ILXing or whatever (yes, we FINALLY got the PCs out of the loungeroom!!!) so I come and go and check out the tv. Sometimes I leave it off when I just want peace and to read a book tho.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:16 (twenty years ago)

i never do this.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago)

What, you never read a book at night? or never watch tv?

But you have kids, presumably thats a lot of work too. Me, I come home exhausted at about 7pm and I have to cook dinner, and that takes a while, and then eat it, and then (try and) clean up, then I collapse on the couch. I never have any energy left to even *think* about going to see a band, or doign exercise, or working on my website or stories, or well, anything :( I dont know why Im always so tired.

Well yes, I do have an idea actually but eh anyway.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:21 (twenty years ago)

i never leave the tv on when i'm not really watching it. but yes, kids. and i feel fucked at the end of my unsatisfying day too. what kind of life do we lead Trayce?

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:26 (twenty years ago)

A stupidly draining one obv :( I never did have a lot of energy, but being some kind of quiet, slow moving, stay at home and read/create person isnt a way to make a living (mores the pity).

Having said that apparently one of my cousins is about to spend three years (!!!) in her home meditating, as some buddhist thing. Her sister is gonna bring her food and stuff.

It didnt occur to me to ask mum how the hell she'll pay her bills and have money to live on, maybe she has a wad of savings.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:29 (twenty years ago)

I do the "leave TV on in the background" thing too, though it's a bad habit I think, I'm trying to cut down a bit.

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:30 (twenty years ago)

It got me into televised poker and snooker though!

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:32 (twenty years ago)

Which is not necessarily a positive thing, I know.

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:40 (twenty years ago)

You know what they should do? Introduce drug testing at the ARIA awards. That would be funny.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago)

haha! if you weren't able to win an award if you'd taken drugs, the only winners would be the wiggles and the lucksmiths

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 00:56 (twenty years ago)

did i miss the ARIAS?

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:56 (twenty years ago)

If you remember them, you weren't there.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago)

oh, october. will you be attending then mr mole? better GET IN TRAINING NOW!

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Let's see... not on Sony or another major... so no nomination for me.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago)

yeah but i just figured you would be ligging at the bar snorting coke and insulting waiters.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 02:14 (twenty years ago)

Aha no, I'm no ligger. I didn't even show up when I won.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago)

but then you could have dropped your aria in the river like the killjoys did

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago)

Hahaha did they? Hahaha! I also heard Tex Perkins lost his once?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:02 (twenty years ago)

i think poor ole tex has lost a lot more than his aria..

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:04 (twenty years ago)

We were going to turn ours into a bong. But that never happened.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:06 (twenty years ago)

Hey it's been a long time since we gossipped about Oz musicians. Can we start again please?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:06 (twenty years ago)

ok you go first

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Um... all my gossip is 5 years old. I am totally out of the loop. Geez. Let me rack my brains.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago)

We could make some up?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago)

i hear that kim salmon is planning to reinvent himself as a girl group svengali

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:15 (twenty years ago)

He's a bit short, innee?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago)

i like that dissociatives song

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago)

tim rogers is writing a rock opera loosely based around the life and times of goose from box the jesuit

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:27 (twenty years ago)

momus has gone black metal

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:56 (twenty years ago)

'Stop laughing, I am Beowulf!' - hihihi!

― Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago)

the soundtrack to the upcoming Secret Life of Us spinoff, Evan, will contain exclusive Cherry2000 and Tugboat songs

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago)

A certain Australian music identity has a third nipple.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:12 (twenty years ago)

sounds like you guys should fire up an ozpopbitch.com

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:14 (twenty years ago)

An uncertain Australian music identity has a personality disorder

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:17 (twenty years ago)

I was once talking to a certain A&R bitch from a certain record co about industry parties and she said, 'I normally don't drink - I just have a cocaine - I mean, a coke'.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago)

does that still happen? i have been here 4 years and i have NEVER been given a promo cd with coke in it!!!! A guy did once invite me & mu beautiful lady out to see kate ceberano though.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago)

i caught a glimpse of kate ceberano *entertaining* some footy dinner in a duet with mr noiseworks (forget his name) on telly last night. she was scruffy, i don't think she had even brushed her hair. the crowd didn't exactly go wild.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago)

did you end up in the sc1ent0l0gy cult?

xpost

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago)

even the cherry2000 disc only came with some chewing gum and razorblade

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago)

i didn't go jim. i would need some SERIOUS drugs to see ms ceberano. preferably acid.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago)

The only drug you need for Kate Ceberano is Scientology.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago)

yeah but i didn't go col. and if i had of i would have needed some serious drugs. preferably acid.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago)

shit i better buy the c2000 cd, i need some chewy

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago)

give me the drugs gaz

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago)

col scoffed them

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:52 (twenty years ago)

The only drug I need is a 909 kick drum.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago)

BOOOM!

Aaaah.... there she goes...

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago)

i always suspected 808s were a gateway drug

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:55 (twenty years ago)

you'll be mixing it with 303 next. then it's all over

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

i imagined that BOOM post with a james Freud sneer and an extravagant hand gesture

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Awayaigh does shay geow?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:57 (twenty years ago)

haha yes

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago)

A choice suddenly presents itself. Do I play "Barbados", or "Barbados (12" mix)?

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 05:38 (twenty years ago)

flip a coin?

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 05:38 (twenty years ago)

great. now i've gone from having the wombles to the models going round and round my head

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 05:43 (twenty years ago)

flip a coin?
-- ex-jeremy (

Flip a colin!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 05:49 (twenty years ago)

I was on set today and my friend was adjusting my trousers in the back for a pretty tight ass-close-up. And I told her that if she wanted to have her hands in that vicinity, she had to turn me around. She laughed - and I realized that my Screenwriting instructor was standing nearby. He shot me a horrified look, and I ran away.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 05:51 (twenty years ago)

fillip a colin

xpost

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 05:51 (twenty years ago)

at least your bum looked good while you were running though?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:11 (twenty years ago)

My undies weren't sticking out, at least. I was wearing boxer shorts with red elephants on them, and the stupid wardrobe girl announced this to everybody on set, inc. the teamsters - who looked like they wanted to beat my brains out.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:14 (twenty years ago)

Aw, effelants on yr boxers! Thats cute ;P

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:16 (twenty years ago)

what's a teamster?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:19 (twenty years ago)

team·ster

1. One who drives a truck for hauling loads, especially as an occupation:

and my bit: Unionized, distainful of all filmmakers, actors, anybody on set who doesn't have a class CDL (commercial permit) driver's license. Especially tall skinny Colombian kids in elephant boxershorts.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:27 (twenty years ago)

they're probably just jealous of your boxers. so i take it "unionised" is a bad thing?

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:29 (twenty years ago)

not generally, but in this case... yes. it's a definite pack mentality.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 06:44 (twenty years ago)

jeremy calls them UNDIES??????

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 08:33 (twenty years ago)

we thought only Australians said undies.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 08:55 (twenty years ago)

we did. we wonder if he is also familar with the term "grundies"

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 08:56 (twenty years ago)

strine is taking over the world mwahahaha

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:14 (twenty years ago)

Jeremy is the new Ned.

I wish people would learn to fucking park a car. I'm all the way up the end of the street again because a load of braindead fuckwits just got out their cars halfway through parking.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 09:19 (twenty years ago)

Meanwhile, in the phrases-that-grate category:

AUSTRALIAN Idol winner Guy Sebastian is having a biography written about him.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 10:52 (twenty years ago)

i saw the corporation last night. awesome film

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago)

genuinely fascinating and non-sensationalist.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago)

you all really hate me, don't you?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago)

not really really. besides i live in a bunker protected from the filmic world by my own indifference and so have nothing to say about even the most fantastic movie.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago)

I think I want to see it.

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago)

I want to see that Peter Sellers one.

I am sick :( I have some kind of weird fever and feel very much like I did when I had glandular - sore all over, feverish and very very very tired and headachy. Been feeling shit since last night. I really dont need this with work how it is right now.. urrrhhh...

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago)

Trayce that looong holiday you are expecting is going to be so good for you. At the moment you seem to be sick every second day!

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:37 (twenty years ago)

Really? I didnt think I had been, but I spose I have a day a month off (is that a lot? I guess it is for some).

To be honest, about 60% of recent sickdays have probably been more drink-related than anything else, heh. Not this time tho. I havent had a cold or flu in over 2 years though as it happens. I'm just always very run down, and frankly today was an excuse to stay home, as I am fed up to the teeth with the work situ and from here I'll actually get my work done, ironically.

On the other hand, I havent had a holiday longer than 5 days or so in 2 years, and in the 5 years Ive been here I have only had ONE holiday longer than a week. So, yeah.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 15 September 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Troyce noyds a hiloyda, no doyt aboyt it.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)

a day a month? i dunno if thats a lot. they give you x number of days but they get shitty if you use them. sorry, maybe i should have said "run down/tired" i didnae mean tae be rude there!

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 00:01 (twenty years ago)

Nae, ye werent rood, boyo!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 September 2004 00:28 (twenty years ago)

b-b-but boyo is welsh! haha we really are mongrels!

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 00:30 (twenty years ago)

Well, we're not from the Netherlands if we weren't Ruud.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 00:37 (twenty years ago)

Hahah I knew I'd get pulled up for my shite scots/welsh moosh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 September 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago)

Jeremy is the new Ned! can I come visit?

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 16 September 2004 01:59 (twenty years ago)

yes

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago)

Yeah Jeremy come visit us all!

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago)

bring a wig!

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago)

And bring a friend. One with loose morals.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Like Ned did.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:14 (twenty years ago)

Did you guyz meet Ned?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:19 (twenty years ago)

and his friend?

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago)

"this is the thread where those flaming aussie mongrels talk to the kiwi sheepfuckers"

http://www.australiagift.com/toy_stores/allbig.jpg

-- stockholm cindy, montessori emo superstar (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), September 16th, 2004. (Jody Beth Rosen)

Who knew antipodeans were SO cute?
-- adam. (adamr...) (webmail), September 16th, 2004. (nordicskilla)

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago)

That's me on the far right - I'm the koala.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago)

i'm the echidna

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago)

what thread is that from?

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:33 (twenty years ago)

ah yes, see it now.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago)

have the rolling stones killed

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 03:58 (twenty years ago)

send someone to kneecap the who

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Take them to the Purgerator!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:20 (twenty years ago)

its been a weird day.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago)

whappen?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:28 (twenty years ago)

nothing.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:31 (twenty years ago)

that *is* weird.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:33 (twenty years ago)

anyone see the program about the big pineapple, banana, crayfish, merino etc last night on ess bee ess?

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago)

i did not. but i heard they overlooked the big sheep in wagin wa though. it's a travesty.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago)

i didn't either. apparently there was a lively debate on how big to make the big bulls balls.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:39 (twenty years ago)

I missed that? Waaah!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:39 (twenty years ago)

My friends are loose, but moraled.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago)

i keep my friends loose and my enemies looser

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

loose lips sink ships

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago)

i've always wanted the chance to say that in a (relevant) conversation. will it ever happen....

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago)

it always reminds me of an alex chilton album title: "loose shoes tight pussy"

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:00 (twenty years ago)

!! it's a tribute album to are you being served??

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thecityreview.com/lonwar3.gif

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.state.nh.us/ww2/images/ww41.jpg

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:02 (twenty years ago)

she might not be dumb but if she doesn't watch out her friend is going to burn her with his ciggie

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:02 (twenty years ago)

He's gonna ash on her ts.

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago)

http://alphabetilately.com/TOCvrs/Image103.jpg

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago)

must have been a lot of spies in the US during that war!

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:04 (twenty years ago)

and my fave:

http://www2.austincc.edu/lpatrick/images/War_in_Poster_Art/images/careless_gif.jpg

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:05 (twenty years ago)

A lot of those old ads were targetted at gossipy women, haha. One of them (can't find it on the net) has a couple of ladies in a tea shop. One is saying to the other, 'Oooh yes, his submarine leaves for Dover tomorrow' (or something similar), and in the background you can see a HUN SPY listening in from another table.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago)

That last woman looks alarmingly like my ex wife. And the message is pretty appropriate too, haha.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:09 (twenty years ago)

= http://www.peikoff.com/opar/images/opar4.jpg

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:10 (twenty years ago)

oooh actually i like some of ayn rand's novels

i just showed my female workmates those posters we are all having a bit of a laugh at how little we gossip compared to some of our male coworkers

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:12 (twenty years ago)

what were your conclusions?

Also: should we have rules for the forthcoming fondue party? Like penalities for people who drop their bread into the cheese sauces?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:16 (twenty years ago)

There's got to be a drinking game based on fondue etiquette somewhere on the interweb!

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:17 (twenty years ago)

I am of the opinion that mnen gossip a lot more than women. I don't have any objective evidence for this though.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:17 (twenty years ago)

our conclusions? men gossip more! and about stupider stuff! in our office anyways.

and sure, as long as they are novelty penalties involving some kind of embarrassing punisment for the bread-dropper

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:18 (twenty years ago)

I was thinking some kind of corporal punishment.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:22 (twenty years ago)

other fonduers can throw stale croutons at the offender?

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago)

Loose Crutons Sink Fondue Shindigs!

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:25 (twenty years ago)

Perhaps we could have degrees of severity.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:25 (twenty years ago)

punishable by varying and proportionate degrees of staleness in crouton-missiles

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 05:27 (twenty years ago)

i have just discovered that i have been struck off the electoral roll! i am outraged! they didn't accept my change of address thingy even though i sent it in time. how can i bitch and moan about the govt if i can only put in a provisional vote!!

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 16 September 2004 07:29 (twenty years ago)

I'm at the wrong addy too, but its across the rd from where I live now (I'm lame, I move 2 metres away haha) so I just vote at the wrong address.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 September 2004 08:26 (twenty years ago)

Same. This seems to come up every election. Every election we resolve to fix it, and we never do.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 20:22 (twenty years ago)

They're always sending us letters and forms to change our address. They know where we live now [otherwise these demands wouldn't reach us], so why don't they just change it themselves?

I don't vote, so I couldn't care less anyway.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago)

i saw the worst band in the history of the world last night

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago)

Your Wedding Night?

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago)

even worse. the luxxors revenge. fucking unbelievable. i have not the words.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:31 (twenty years ago)

who?

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:33 (twenty years ago)

indeed. and better kept that way.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago)

i might be a bit cranky today. why do americans call themselves americans? do they allow that canadians are americans too? or peruvians? i mean south africans don't call themselves africans to the exclusion of all other peoples from africa!

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

i was french in the morning

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:46 (twenty years ago)

why do americans call themselves americans? do they allow that canadians are americans too? or peruvians? i mean south africans don't call themselves africans to the exclusion of all other peoples from africa!

I worked with a guy from El Salvador who hated that as well. He said he's American

Anyway, once I realised the original seppos* labelled the continent 'America' and nobody else ever did, I stopped caring as much.

That said, I try to avoid calling US people 'Americans' because I know how much it pisses off Canadians.

* can't come up with an alternative term on the spot [herein lies the problem]

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 22:58 (twenty years ago)

Shit! let me finish that sentence.

I worked with a guy from El Salvador who hated that as well. He said he's American because he's on the American continent, but he hated being called 'American' because it implied he had anything to do with the US, which he hated, primarily for what Reagan did to his country.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago)

I say we just call them septics or yanks =)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Let's ask Ned!

Oh wait.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Ned is punishing us with his absence.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Fuck! I should have gone to the gym four hours ago. THERE GOES MY DAY OFF.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago)

eh? a gym is the way our post capitalist society banks on its creation of leisure time (ie most jobs are sedentary...you don't get enoughexercise in them and then you have to PAY to remain "healthy")

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

sorry post industrial grrr

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to a goth club tonight, who wants to come along?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

haha

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:46 (twenty years ago)

no, really! i'm seeing a friend's band, i gather they're like a heavier dead can dance..

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago)

i thought you were teasing T

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago)

well that too. but trayce should come along, it will be fun!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago)

i'm going to wear my most colourful shirt.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago)

What's the opposite of goth? Especially as regards clothing?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago)

No, wait, I've found it:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00024729G.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:57 (twenty years ago)

Hang on wait what club and what band?

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago)

take your new camera! i want photos of you dressed like that there.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago)

What's the opposite of goth? Especially as regards clothing?

Frente.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago)

club = cabaret nocturne. band = dandelion wine.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 16 September 2004 23:58 (twenty years ago)

Ah right I thought it'd be cab noc. Yeah Angelica and a few others have mentioned that gig I think, I might go but I'm still feeling quite sick so Im not sure.

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:01 (twenty years ago)

Angelica is a good goth name.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago)

it is! angelica is a good goth.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:04 (twenty years ago)

She's a darl :)

― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:06 (twenty years ago)

its nice! nocturna would be a nice name too. or cassia fistula.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)

hahahahaheurgh

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:10 (twenty years ago)

Cultia

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Clamidia

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:16 (twenty years ago)

Clitoria

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:18 (twenty years ago)

Mesmerelda
Arkarnia
Lycos (for a man)
Lupia (for a woman)
Necrotia

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:40 (twenty years ago)

Three nominations at the ariaz for the Dissoes!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago)

Pubia
Lachrymosia
Tendonitis is good for a boy!

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:44 (twenty years ago)

thats da ariaz col.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago)

any C2000 noms?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 17 September 2004 00:50 (twenty years ago)

i thought jet was the only band that got nominated, with perhaps a couple of quick mentions for delta. who makes the nominations anyway, is it just on amount of rekkids sold?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 17 September 2004 01:07 (twenty years ago)

"Nominations are made by a select group of business men and prominant public figures who, due to the difficulty of selecting winners such a vast array of available talent, wish to remain anonymous. Needless to say these people have the highest level of aesthetic appreciation combined with business acumen which has seen them to the very top of the tree!"

ARIA press release 13 Sept 2004.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:51 (twenty years ago)

no business women working as record company execs so?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:52 (twenty years ago)

i made it up

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago)

you bastard!!!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:58 (twenty years ago)

yes well i didn't think they'd let the grammar errors sneak through their legion of proofreaders. i was wondering why you'd made the point though, are there really no women in record companies?

― gem (trisk), Friday, 17 September 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Aria noms are bought, so I'm told. There may even be a pricelist somewhere.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:12 (twenty years ago)

best childrens album is $125,000

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:17 (twenty years ago)

Coming on Sat nite gaz?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:18 (twenty years ago)

best electronic album is $250,000

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:20 (twenty years ago)

this is why col is now broke.

sat is unlikely col. weirdly enough (ie first time in 10 years) i have invites for 3 weekends worth of fun in sydney and probably won't be able to make any of it. but have fun col! and wish R a happy birthday.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Thanks gaz I will.

No noms for c2000, surprisingly.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago)

20 mins to go. i think i might get a bit tipsy tonight. someone just gave me 3 wee bottles of that ready mixed scotch and dry stuff. just gave them to me for no reason.

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if i could sell them

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 04:39 (twenty years ago)

jim, gaz had me completely fooled with that quote too. It just sounds so real and plausible.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Friday, 17 September 2004 05:14 (twenty years ago)

truth is stranger than fiction etc etc

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 08:35 (twenty years ago)

omg i just got a package from ms lurex! thanks di this made an otherwise dull day...THE BEST!

― gaz (gaz), Friday, 17 September 2004 10:05 (twenty years ago)

how went the fondue mole?

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 07:26 (twenty years ago)

an unqualified, complete and total success. All three fondues rocked the ashram.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 07:42 (twenty years ago)

they were...?

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 07:44 (twenty years ago)

by which i mean what were they?

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 07:52 (twenty years ago)

Fondue 1 - the classic. Swiss Gruyere, goats cheese, brandy. Dippers: bread, broccoli, carrot. High praise from guests.

Fondue 2 - Andy's thai fusion experiment. A broth of vegetable stock, onion, garlic, white wine. Dippers: prawns and scallops (latter very 70's). After cooking seafood in broth, into a dipping sauce of vinegar, fresh chili and coriander, lime and peanut oil. High praise from guests.

Fondue 3 - the dessert classic. Chocolate, kirsch, cream. Dippers: strawberries, apple pieces, melon pieces, banana pieces. Guests very drunk, gave very high praise, especially recommending the strawberry as the best dipper, with banana a close second.

R's birthday cake - pavlova (cooked by her, hahaha). Jawsome.

We went till about 5.30am. Music: Swedish garage rock, some Californian hardcore, some Calif slacker rock from the 80's, Bob Log, dub early on and early Warp ambience late at night.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 08:03 (twenty years ago)

As for the musicians, there was lots of diappearing into my studio to play each other new tracks, which was fun.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 08:04 (twenty years ago)

ooh

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 19 September 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago)

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago)

i lost my bra

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 19 September 2004 22:31 (twenty years ago)

help me look
it can't be far

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 22:35 (twenty years ago)

maybe i left it in my best mate's car

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 19 September 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago)

maybe you left it at last night's bar?

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 22:47 (twenty years ago)

Maybe he left it with... Har Mar Superstar!

* revulsion *

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Sunday, 19 September 2004 22:53 (twenty years ago)

that's be right!

fnar fnar fnar

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago)

And I bet y'all forgot
To talk like a pirate (arr!)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago)

i am so tempted to excelsior that.

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Ullo there.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago)

where?!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago)

is that fair?

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago)

i have shit hair!!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago)

( i am waiting for Trayce's magical mongrelic mix of references and regional accents to appear)

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago)

gaz, you missed so much not coming to the party. Where do I start?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:13 (twenty years ago)

where was my invite?!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago)

You got it on the nite.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago)

Don't tell me you're currently in Syd jim??

So many funny stories were told on the night of the fondues. I roffled and l'maoufed myself k much.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago)

no, i'm just being sillee

ooh funny stories

i didn't end up going to cabaret nocturne. well, i turned up, was told the band weren't on for at least another hour, said 'fuck that' and went home again. no gothness for me.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Speaking of gothness, someone said at the party that black metallers are goths that you don't f*** over.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago)

I stuck bread on a skewer and dipped it in the cheese fondue
then, i did it again and again

mmmmmmm

Then I got a taste of C.S.B's new project

― espresso fetish (espresso fetish), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago)

hello espresso. was anyone famous there col?

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago)

crosby stills and barrow?

xpost

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Emerson Col & Palmer

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh. Fuck.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago)

black metal techno three part harmonies

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago)

sounds fucking awesome

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago)

brilliant idea gaz.

No you are all wide of the colin.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago)

cotton sock bunnies
c*nting shit*ing bast*rds
creamy smooth bollocks

ok what does the S stand for barrow?

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

shalom

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:42 (twenty years ago)

no, wait, it stands for Shaznay

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago)

Colin Shizzle Banizzle

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:44 (twenty years ago)

Emerson Col and Palmer sounds good too Adam - but I'd rather be Emerson than Lake.

Of course, the s stands for 'sexybeast'

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Canine Sexy Beast

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:46 (twenty years ago)

You guys are all loonies.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:47 (twenty years ago)

I think I now have a stage name, adam. Hiya Trayce!!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago)

Not that I can talk - whats the first thing I did with Sims 2? I created a Trayce and a Nick sim.

They just got engaged, daww.

I'm sick in the head, me.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago)

omg you are sick. Get help anon.

I'm sick too, but more in the physical sense. And it's nice outside, and I have to finish ANOTHER assignment, and Jak II is shit.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago)

Oh and The Spine isn't very good at all. TMBG officially jumped the shark.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago)

gaz wrote:
hello espresso. was anyone famous there col?

a few pensioners, we all talked about knitting and what was the best way to sooth our arthritis

― espresso fetish (espresso fetish), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago)

it's t-shirt weather! dun dun-dun-dun-dun dun dun dun

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago)

The Spine is shit? really? Piss. I was going to buy it. How so is it bad?

And how are you sick? Im curious, cos ive been ill with a weird fluey exhaustion, fever and achyness since last week and it seems to be doing the rounds. Like glandular, almost.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago)

espresso: haha i really should have come!

― gaz (gaz), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago)

How so is it bad?

It's just boring. The odd track stands out for its arrangement, but overall it sounds forced. I'll give it another 20-odd listens, because most albums seem to open up around that point, but I'm not holding my breath innit.

And how are you sick?

Not sure yet. Just woke up feeling like crap, having spent the whole weekend doing a massive assignment and eating pizza and chocolate. Sore throat, headache, groggy &c.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:54 (twenty years ago)

colins track was so dark that i felt scared in the taxi on the way home..... I thought that the taxi driver was michael jackson

― espresso fetish (espresso fetish), Sunday, 19 September 2004 23:59 (twenty years ago)

it gave you a glimpse deep into colins psyche that you absolutely DID NOT want to see?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:00 (twenty years ago)

gaz I thought that little incident was behind us. I SAID I was sorry.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago)

"it puts the lotion on its skin, and puts the lotion back in the bucket"

Precious, precious here are you???

― espresso fetish (espresso fetish), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:03 (twenty years ago)

Today is GORGEOUS. I really really really want to go out there.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)

highlight of the night: one girl talking about she didn't understand kinky stuff and thought it was silly. While she was talking, another friend pulling out of her handbag several crops and a whip and laying them carefully and deliberately on the cushion in front of her, then saying, very directly, looking right into her eyes, 'perhaps no-one's done you properly yet.'

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:08 (twenty years ago)

awesome

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago)

no, i like story about the guy (idiot) falling out of the window !

― espresso fetish (espresso fetish), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:11 (twenty years ago)

aha that's a perennial. I love hearing that story, I never tire of it.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago)

and...

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:14 (twenty years ago)

you tell it, espresso.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:15 (twenty years ago)

does it have to do with an iron fence?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:16 (twenty years ago)

No, a second story window, a cigarette and a magic marker.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago)

phew

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago)

Actually, now that I think of it, The Spine has the laid-back feel of Lincoln, more than anything. I used to love Lincoln, so perhaps this one will creep up on me.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:28 (twenty years ago)

it has a cigarette burn
a bit of spanking
a permanent marker

a twig
a (slippery) window ledge

a fall 1 1/2 storey
inquisitive ambulance officers

funny photo's and a trip to casualty

― espresso fetish (espresso fetish), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:32 (twenty years ago)

I know! Is it Courtney Love?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:35 (twenty years ago)

"I fell onto the bottle with my ass, honest occifer"

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:37 (twenty years ago)

textas and permanent markers are a very handy size

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago)

Is it Courtney Love?

That one is another story, occasionally told by R.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago)

jeez it better no be good.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:46 (twenty years ago)

or even, aye, it better be good, yeah?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago)

it involved R saving her life, which may or may not be a good thing.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 00:48 (twenty years ago)

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― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 02:01 (twenty years ago)

COLIN S BARROW...HMMM...WHERE DO I KNOW THAT NAME FROM?

― TROUGHMAN, Monday, 20 September 2004 02:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thefirstamendment.org/images/NCFE/Chapter%201/flasher.jpg

― TROUGHMAN, Monday, 20 September 2004 02:08 (twenty years ago)

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― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 02:38 (twenty years ago)

http://media.wiley.com/product_data/coverImage/90/18411207/1841120790.jpg

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago)

the s apparently stands for small business

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 02:47 (twenty years ago)

I'm well known as a business guru in the UK.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 02:52 (twenty years ago)

i can see why

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago)

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:05 (twenty years ago)

Way to NSFW our pristine thread ya buggers ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:05 (twenty years ago)

NSFW? Wots that?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago)

co has never heard of w

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:10 (twenty years ago)

north south fast west

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:10 (twenty years ago)

newsouthfuckingwales

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:11 (twenty years ago)

oh right. Time to start a new thread.

gaz always takes it that one step too far. He's like... well, like Harold Bishop. Quiet and conservative on the outside, but a hotbed of represeed phantasy underneath.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:15 (twenty years ago)

hehehe represeed!!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:16 (twenty years ago)

we plant the represeed, nature grows the represeed, and we eat the represeed!!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:16 (twenty years ago)

like leprosy mixed with repressed reaper seed.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:17 (twenty years ago)

Unrepressed seed reprazent!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:18 (twenty years ago)

what did i take too far?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago)

you are the represser and i am the represeed?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:20 (twenty years ago)

YOU ARE HURTING MY BRAAAAIN.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 September 2004 03:32 (twenty years ago)

jim, just heard the l8xx8rs r8veng8 and yes, well, I agree.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:24 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

actually both z and i have had that wretched "tokyo city cobras" track in our head all weekend, grrrr

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago)

goddam

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:29 (twenty years ago)

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― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:30 (twenty years ago)

More congenital Breakbeat

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:32 (twenty years ago)

where can i be asking the fuck have you been getting this?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:33 (twenty years ago)

From my scuderia.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago)

http://www.aremun.com/news.asp?idnews=1163

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago)

I CAN'T DO ELEVENTY DIFFERENT TASKS AT ONCE YOU WORK SOUL SUCKING FUCKKNUCKLES ARGH *has breakdown*

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago)

(sorry that was aimed at my TLs and the fact I have to, in 2 or 3 days, have 3 large training documents with screenshots completed, do a whole bunch of billing migrations that have to be done before end of month billing, train one of my friends feom the Sydney team, and somehow find time to do my normal work in amongst all this)

(I cant handle this)

[ /neil]

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago)

hey Trayce i thought it was all over...i mean, can't you just chill, do nothing? aren't you leaving and being given money?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago)

yes, why take on all this if you're leaving?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 04:57 (twenty years ago)

We have to train the guys taking on our jobs in Sydney. We dont have any choice. Its a silly way to do things, granted, but the only people with the knowledge of what we do is, well, us. And despite numerous attempts in the past to get the projects guys to document what we do it never happened properly so now we have to do it ourselves *grumble*. I mean its either that or just go and say "work it out yrselves" and unfortunately it doesnae work that way.

I mean I dont mind, its good experience (I've totally forgotten how to use Word for more fiddly things like tables of contents and technical docs), but yeesh I am only one man. Or woman.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 September 2004 05:27 (twenty years ago)

BTW it isnt just me alone, its our whole team of a dozen or so. Most of them are back and forth to Sydney over the next weeks. I've begged out of that, as I dont care for the mass of travel and early morning starts ugh.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 20 September 2004 05:28 (twenty years ago)

b-b-but Trayce! Col & i could've...shown you the ~~town~~ inner west

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 08:27 (twenty years ago)

gaz did you get anything in the mail yet?

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Monday, 20 September 2004 09:06 (twenty years ago)

omg i just got a package from ms lurex! thanks di this made an otherwise dull day...THE BEST!
-- gaz (mullygrubbe...), September 17th, 2004.

!!!

I have it on now!

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago)

is it a leather g-string?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:26 (twenty years ago)

i don't do leather jim.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago)

it must be lurex

― rainy (rainy), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:28 (twenty years ago)

haha yes...i think Voni's eyebrows went up when she saw the name of who the package was from.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 22:29 (twenty years ago)

Yes, you probably had some explaining to do there.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 20 September 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago)

fuck i have a headache.

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago)

lack of iron

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago)

in my soul

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

ironic

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 20 September 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago)

are destroyer good jim?

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 20 September 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago)

my headache has moved to my arse.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 03:43 (twenty years ago)

is your head up your arse?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 03:47 (twenty years ago)

destroyer are ace, especially 'this night' which can be found very cheaply in almost any second hand store in the country

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago)

that is the very disc i have just found in the cupboard.

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago)

nice work

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 03:55 (twenty years ago)

The weather is fantastic. I am even going to brave the swarm of Channel V viewers and go watch that free 'Gurge gig down in Fed Square, I reckon.

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago)

You fucking better, innit. I'm just about to go there now.

St Kilda foreshore was wonderful today.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:40 (twenty years ago)

i was moderated on mono for losing my temper :(

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:45 (twenty years ago)

did you shout at phil tripp? he annoys me most on mono

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:47 (twenty years ago)

sorry to hear it jim

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:48 (twenty years ago)

no, some band manager was having a whine. it reminded me of my recent incident and i kinda lost it.

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:48 (twenty years ago)

Sorry to leapfrog you Jim et al...

Hayden, I don't have your mobile number and you don't have mine, so plz text it to me asap kthx

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:48 (twenty years ago)

what happens if you are mod'd on mono, is it permanent or only a temporary punishment?

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:49 (twenty years ago)

it just meant my posts were deleted. no big deal but it's never happened before so it was quite perturbing

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:50 (twenty years ago)

perhaps it was for the greater good, after all i often feel contrite after posting stuff in anger

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:51 (twenty years ago)

i was just going to say, i sometimes feel like such a dick when i post something to a forum in the heat of anger, and then it's stuck there permanently for posterity

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:52 (twenty years ago)

Bah I didnt know the 'gurge were doing a gig in the bubble today. I have to go to Pause after work - its Angelica's b'day. Anyone else wanna come? I'll be there by 6.

Phi1 Tr1pp... hmm... he's the 1mmed1a bloke inne? They were a customr of ours for a while that I had to deal with. I dimly recall it ending badly for some reason.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:55 (twenty years ago)

Ahaha, I was milling about right outside Pause just before. Oh well.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:56 (twenty years ago)

yeah i think so trayce. i have no "proper" reason for being annoyed by him and i don't post to mono that often so i should probably not have said that. he just seems a bit sanctimonious though.

― gem (trisk), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:57 (twenty years ago)

So blerdy well come back, Adam! ;P Play "see if you can work out which one Trayce is" or something.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 05:59 (twenty years ago)

No! Going to the 'Gurge gig ffs. It's FREE.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 06:05 (twenty years ago)

Pah.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 06:10 (twenty years ago)

Adam check yer PMs at the other site!

― Hayden (Pow, Pow, Pow) (haitch), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 06:12 (twenty years ago)

I'd go to the bubble too, but the crowd will be horrible in this weather. Stinky hippies.

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 06:15 (twenty years ago)

jim, we have the Relaxed Muscle album on glow in the dark extra crackly green vinyl!

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago)

amuse me...PLEASE!!!!!

― gaz (gaz), Tuesday, 21 September 2004 23:59 (twenty years ago)

I had a lovely nite last nite at Pause, drinking gin and tonics with bitters with the warm breeze blowing in from Balaclava Coles carpark (haha how romantic) and catching up with a buttload of people I havent seen in ages, it ended up with us all round the communal table down the front, was really good! Wish I'd held off having the wine I had after I got home, I feel a bit tired today.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 00:20 (twenty years ago)

oooh green vinyl

i've been on a team building exercise today.

trayce you feel tired every day!

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:08 (twenty years ago)

Yes, I do. I genuinely don't understand how people can do things after a day at work like gym, gigs, hobbies. I honestly dont know how they do it. I am usually too tired and sore to even do grocery shopping, tho I force myself anyway. Some days I get a burst of energy but that just puts me into normal mode - I can clean house, cook tea etc. Thats less often than the tiredness tho.

Ive been like this a long time. I guess I've just got used to it, but people don't understand when I constantly turn down social occasions and stuff :( :(

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:10 (twenty years ago)

Like right now I have a pain in my right side I have had all day and I feel bloated and sore. I have a sore lower back like buggery. I'm mentally drained from writing boring technical docs in word all day. And this is a *good* day cus I at least feel OK enough to cook dinner and do some work when I get home. WHY ITS NOT FAIR.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:11 (twenty years ago)

Could you possibly have chronic fatigue syndrome or whatever it's now called?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:14 (twenty years ago)

i think people naturally have wildly varying energy levels, yet we all measure ourselves against each other, thinking it's normal to work a million hours then do heaps of other stuff too. sounds like a bummer trayce :(

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:16 (twenty years ago)

I have had it in the past. I had glandular at 21 and have never quite been the same since. Went thru a spate of what they called CFS a few years later where I would have days I couldnt get out of bed cos I couldnt even wake up :/ Tried allergy diets (didnt help much), anti depressants, they even suggested epilepsy meds (!!?!) but nothing really worked, it just went away eventually. Now, I think its worse more cos I am hassling my liver with all the shit I take, and I never exercise so that doesnt help. I am gonna try detoxing and exercising slowly and see if it does anything. Im tired of being like this. It isnt normal, is it?

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:16 (twenty years ago)

Gem: thats a good point too. I think I'm just naturally more sedentary. Its odd tho, I used to love gymnastics and dancing and stuff as a kid. Dunno what happened to me.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:17 (twenty years ago)

as a kid? you grew up and got a job and financial commitments and all the other 101 mental and physical commtiments that adults have

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:18 (twenty years ago)

Hahah... yesh, thats so true :(

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:19 (twenty years ago)

was that the gig the gurge did for the greens.?

i'm doing some work for the greens campaign here in the electorate of menzies (ultra safe liberal seat, but hey, gotta give it a go) and surprisingly, these greens people... they're not kooks!

/political crap

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:22 (twenty years ago)

i'm surprised the greens didn't get a bit more mileage out of that kooky comment from the prime monster. he sounded like such an ancient conservative relic!!

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:25 (twenty years ago)

Hahah that reminds me of that old crazy who wrote to the Age or whatever saying the greens were going to take over if they got office and make everyone turn into vegetarians and then all our soldiers would get killed cos they'd be too weak from all the eating vegetables (I'm not making this up). It was the most hilarious thing ever, it reminded me of that Dead Milkmen song "Stuart" - "DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE GAYS ARE DOING TO THE SOIL!?!?!"

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:27 (twenty years ago)

i'm looking forward to election day. all the liberal how-to-vote dudes are probably going to try to kick my ass though.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:36 (twenty years ago)

i love a bit of right wing but completely unfounded hysteria. pauline hanson is usually a good source too.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 06:38 (twenty years ago)

well, how about them family first schlubs?

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 07:12 (twenty years ago)

yeah they've come from nowhere haven't they? i dunno i have a deepseated fear/scepticism about godbotherers anyways, never mind when they're trying to enter politics. even crikey.com had something to say about them today.

http://www.crikey.com.au/politics/2004/09/21-0001.html

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 07:18 (twenty years ago)

apparently the assemblies of god tell their congregation how to vote? it makes me shiver and reminds me of brainwashing and whathaveyou. maybe i'm paranoid though.

― gem (trisk), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 07:19 (twenty years ago)

do. not. start. me. on. the. assemblies. of. god.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 07:28 (twenty years ago)

Back on the tiredness thing, get an evaluation Trayce. I think 'they' can do a test that tells you if you've got a problem there. It could be something really simple, like an iron deficiency.

Exercise strips years off you. Dead set. When I'm doing well at the gym I've got loads of energy; compared to this time last year... well, there's no comparison, really.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 07:53 (twenty years ago)

Apropos of that, I need skate buddies.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 07:56 (twenty years ago)

totally agree adam, it's just the freakin' motivation. why is everything in the burbs so far away from each other?

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 08:31 (twenty years ago)

do. not. start. me. on. the. assemblies. of. god.
-- Michael Stuchbery

Why, Michael? Do you not like them?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 10:04 (twenty years ago)

weeeeeeeell, there's hillsong and the whole 'telling parishioners who to vote for' thing, as per the crikey article.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 11:15 (twenty years ago)

The burbs are shit. Ne'er am I living in them things e'er again.

The Spine improves with repeated listening. So much so, in fact, that I can't facking stop playing it now. Damn Good Times was the soundtrack to my final day at work yesterday, weird and emotional day that it was.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago)

YOU ARE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago)

Weirdest feeling evar. I don't have a job or a pass to get into the building or ANYTHING. I'm taking today off and I feel awesome and scared at the same time.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 21:49 (twenty years ago)

walk around in the sunshine and realise you are NOT INSIDE HAVING YOUR SOUL DESTROYED.

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Ah. That brings me to my other problem: My feet are unbearably painful. I don't want to walk at all today if I can help it.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 21:52 (twenty years ago)

i thought it was all fixed up with the orthotics?

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 21:57 (twenty years ago)

I thought so too, but my heels hurt now. It's because the orthotics aren't quite perfect, and I was on my feet all day Tuesday and yesterday. I'll get 'em fixed up next week, shouldn't be a problem.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago)

My heels hurt a lot too - and weirdly I go thru socks a LOT at the heel, as if my heels are POINTY or something weird. Stupid feet.

Anyhoo. Tiredness. Diet? It cant be that. I eat a lot of dark greens like brocoli, cabbage, beans, I eat red meat, I make as sure as I can I eat regular meals and I avoid junk food mostly. I dont have sugary drinnks ever except for a V now and then. I have one coffee a day. My iron levels are fine, my liver and kidneys are fine.

Having said all that I smoke and drink like a sailor, so I think the *recent* shitty tiredness might be more to do with that, as the days lately where I've gone wi'out I feel a lot better. But I also felt downright *awful* 2 days and all during my period, as I have started to every one for the last 6 months or so... which makes me wonder if me hormones might be all wacked out :(

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:28 (twenty years ago)

Have you seen a naturopath or holistic practitioner? Them people can work wonders.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago)

Or, even a dietitician? Perhaps you're eating all the right things for someone else.

I rely on a lot of protein, red meat and pulses and mushrooms and such. 'Er indoors needs loads of veg and can go completely without red meat. I think it's got a lot to do with things like blood type.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago)

No, havent. I dunno... I'm wary of costs I suppose. I dont have health insurance. Dude it takes me a broken leg to go to a GP these days. Fuck you and your "medicare" Howard. I havent seen a dentist in over 10 years.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago)

Actually now you put it like that, lately I have become very aware of my blood sugar levels. I think theyre a little flaky, cos if I have the wrong kind of lunch (say, something v starchy or too much sugar) by 4pm I cant even stand up. I seem to run better on meat and veg and lentils than on pasta and bread. Meh I dunno.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago)

Hypoglycaemia, perhaps? A GP once told me I'm hypoglycaemic, but I think it's probably more that I shouldn't eat a giant fuck-off bowl of Coco Pops for breakfast.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago)

Also there's quality of life and work issues at play here. I mean, your jobs are all pretty unrewarding from the sound of it. That may affect your health adversely.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:50 (twenty years ago)

also your drug addiction

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago)

sorry :P

― gaz (gaz), Wednesday, 22 September 2004 23:59 (twenty years ago)

Hahah :D

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 00:07 (twenty years ago)

'a giant fuck-off bowl of Coco Pops' hahaha

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago)

i'm quite energetic these days, i think being (a) happier and (b) not smoking help a great deal. i'm sure if i drank less i'd be even better but the fuck that's going to happen

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 23 September 2004 00:54 (twenty years ago)

Yeah I reckon smokings a bastard for energy. I've skipped the smokes totally most of this week (except Tuesday) and I feel pretty good. I keep trying to suggest to Nick that his pack a day is probably contributing largely to his massive tiredness but he won't listen.. tch boys ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:13 (twenty years ago)

I also seem to have to avoid spices and wines, they seem to trigger my food intolerances and give me headaches and sinus probs which add to tiredness.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:14 (twenty years ago)

Trayce, the problem is that you need blood. You are sick because a human, mortal, diet is not appropriate to your kind.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:45 (twenty years ago)

also the terrible burning light of day will deplete you of your strength!

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 01:47 (twenty years ago)

Seriously though, Trayce, maybe you really are a bit otherkin aand need to think about this stuff like diet and lifestyle on a pagan level. Even if it's all crap on a spiritual level, there may be something to it on a diet/body type level.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:12 (twenty years ago)

true dat. naturopaths can work wonders with diet.

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:14 (twenty years ago)

and if its all crap on a diet/body level...maybe there's something in it on a spiritual one!

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:16 (twenty years ago)

what sort of spirits?

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:19 (twenty years ago)

gin!

― ex-jeremy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:20 (twenty years ago)

thats the spirit!

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:21 (twenty years ago)

yes please

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.cwfa.org/articles/753/CFI/cfreport/

Harry Potter's adult broomstick

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:46 (twenty years ago)

the kids were fed up with continually fetching their toys back from mum and dad's room?

― gem (trisk), Thursday, 23 September 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago)

col why were you reading two year old reviews of vibrating toys?

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:39 (twenty years ago)

research

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:41 (twenty years ago)

ah yes. for his new track.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:49 (twenty years ago)

It's called, 'Magic Ride'

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:52 (twenty years ago)

if you utilised a guitar you could record the sound of it vibrating against the strings, like some sort of kinkee e-bow

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:54 (twenty years ago)

...use some kind of wet reverb effect...

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago)

Does anyone else get a user/pass pop-up for nrcschools.com?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:58 (twenty years ago)

.org

whatever

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:58 (twenty years ago)

i don't even know what that is, sorry

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 23 September 2004 03:58 (twenty years ago)

While trying to retrieve the URL: http://www.nrcschools.org/

The following error was encountered:

Unable to determine IP address from host name for www.nrcschools.org
The dnsserver returned:

Name Error: The domain name does not exist.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago)

I am particularly fond of my Wiggles and JOhn Howard in the "where the titties at?" thread, heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago)

Thassit.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:02 (twenty years ago)

is that one SFW Traycifer?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:03 (twenty years ago)

Yeah so far it is.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh wait.. there is one pic of a woman grabbing her boob but you cant see any nips or anything.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago)

That's because they're in Springvale.

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:08 (twenty years ago)

What?

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:08 (twenty years ago)

Bad Adam! *smack*

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:15 (twenty years ago)

adam, did you just not understand your own joke? That's bizarre.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:15 (twenty years ago)

leave him alone! he's out of his usual environment and probably feeling a bit weird as its his first day of NO WORK.

actually he's probably drunk and st*ned.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:24 (twenty years ago)

saint ned?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago)

pardon?

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:26 (twenty years ago)

What?

― notAja (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:26 (twenty years ago)

"drunk and st ned"

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:26 (twenty years ago)

yes. and? you have problems with my invoking his holiness?

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:28 (twenty years ago)

where is that tasty saint these days anyway?

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:30 (twenty years ago)

he has forsaken us! he left the missionary jeremy to tend to us, and yet he did not provide sustenance enough.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago)

dear god my brane is fucked.

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago)

Yes I got it. You know, when you say something controversial and everyone looks at you and you get all defensive and go '...what?'

― Sexual Air Supply (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago)

I got it Adam, dont mind those philistines ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago)

i still don't get it

― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago)

I get it now, though I didn't get it before.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:50 (twenty years ago)

i swear, goggle results

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― gaz (gaz), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago)

new worksafe mongrel thread?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 04:59 (twenty years ago)

new thread

open wide, come inside, it's mongrel and sheepfuxor school

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Thursday, 23 September 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago)

it's late at night (or early in the morning) and my yowling cat just bit me on the lip because I wouldn't let him out...
my lip is now slightly swollen and bleeding and is, may i say, kinda sexy.

― aimurchie, Thursday, 23 September 2004 05:51 (twenty years ago)

I gather I was invoked upthread by koala taco doubters.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 23 September 2004 10:35 (twenty years ago)

Yes Ned, we were missing you.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Thursday, 23 September 2004 12:10 (twenty years ago)

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