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Prob. been done before. Playing favorites is fun.

1. ken c
2. GEAR
3. aaronhz
4. i4n johnson
5. dog latin
6. martinm
7. nickalicious
8. ronan
9. gareth
10. kate

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Oh crap, I hate women.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:22 (twenty years ago)

Fuck, I've left off Ned. I swear to god I had him in at number 5.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago)

well, it was a nice idea.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:26 (twenty years ago)

Aw *cries*

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:31 (twenty years ago)

1. trayce!
2. trayce!
3. trayce!
4. trayce!
5. trayce!
6. trayce!
7. trayce!
8. trayce!
9. trayce!
10. trayce!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:33 (twenty years ago)

this only ends up with people feeling like shit.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago)

Just giving shout-outs to homies, everyone's a winner on ILX.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

:(

(the last time this was dun, IIRC, was right before the big July meltdown)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

I wub you Tad :D

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago)

PS Im not mad at you whatsoevs Roxy - I was being silly ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago)

this only ends up with people feeling like shit.

Just wait til Ronan's bottom ten.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago)

Yeah threads like this suck. I've never been down w/the popularity/clique thing. (and no don't say it's b/c I'm never picked either.)

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:44 (twenty years ago)

It's just that I know well, well, more than a dozen ILXors IRL, and would hate to offend anybody. Ditto people I only know online, but lurve n e way.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago)

I don't give a rat's about popularity, just pick your favorites. It's not a corny 90s poll, no strategizing.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago)

pass.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago)

how about you do your top ten omgwtfroffle posters, miccio?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

threads like this has been great so far! number 1!!! woot!

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

it's been done so many times before, and it always ends up bad.

― Miss Misery (thatgirl), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:57 (twenty years ago)

You can say the same thing about my drinking entire cups of whiskey. It doesn't stop me then (now) either!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago)

leaving half a cup of whiskey behind would be just plain rude

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:59 (twenty years ago)

bias! (hey ken, did you get my apology to you on some other thread two nights ago?)

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 04:59 (twenty years ago)

aw you apologised? what for?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:00 (twenty years ago)

Because I think I yelled at you like six months ago when you made a joke I didn't get. I have no idea what the joke is, why I yelled at you, or what board it was on. But at any rate - sorry!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago)

oh right! i remember seeing that yeah aw it's ok you won't be on my bottom 10 list ;)

was it about being "sub-calum" at best??? i remember someone saying that. that was funny.

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:03 (twenty years ago)

That was noize board I think?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:04 (twenty years ago)

I love you all equally - any of you by yourself would just be a blog. So I can't consider anyone independent of ILX, so my affection is universal.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:05 (twenty years ago)

bridge
-----------------
water

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago)

It's weird, I bet a bottom ten would go over way better.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:07 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I'd fuck even one of you*, let alone ten.

You people don't even have pictures!
I bet you're all ugly!!

*Except Jon Williams, but the closest I got was him feeling me up at 80s night once.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:22 (twenty years ago)

You haven't seen the million photo threads?!

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:22 (twenty years ago)

mole
trayce
electric sound
lady lurex
adam nordic
ned
adam crankypants
papa november
edward o
hayden
remy
stutchberry
duane
matos
tom ewing
pinkpanther
andrew blood
tad
ally
tombot
donutbitch
vas
janne
skidmore
ronan
stevem
alba
dan p
nickalicious
chris b
jody
alexinsf
nate
sinkah
timfinney

is that 10 yet cos i could go on? (apologies = not in order and if i missed you i probably still really like you)

― bulbs (bulbs), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:23 (twenty years ago)

I hate you all!

― roxymusak, Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago)

I'm new, so I assume you're all old/ugly until it's proven otherwise.
Everyone on the internet is ugly, if not outside than at least inside.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago)

then
I swear, I know the language, really!
it's the brandy talking!

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:37 (twenty years ago)

Aw dude gaz you put me second! You darlin.

And hey trig, I do suggest you seek out the many photo threads. We is a sexy bunch. Trust me on this.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:37 (twenty years ago)

that sounds like work
I'm in no condition to be doing work right now

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:39 (twenty years ago)

There's an active one right now!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:45 (twenty years ago)

Yeah exactly wtf man.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:48 (twenty years ago)

Although the pic of me on the current thread is pretty dodgy WOOT WOOT ABORT ABORT

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:48 (twenty years ago)

how about you do your top ten omgwtfroffle posters, miccio?

that would be the same as my favorite (or fucking) ten, so again, pass.

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 13 November 2004 05:51 (twenty years ago)

OH I FOUND IT

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 13 November 2004 06:18 (twenty years ago)

Aw man now I'll have to post a more decent pic of myself.

― Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 13 November 2004 06:21 (twenty years ago)

why? I posted an awful/silly one of myself

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Saturday, 13 November 2004 06:40 (twenty years ago)

I MADE A LIST, I MADE A LIST!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Saturday, 13 November 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago)

i forgot gemily :(

― bulbs (bulbs), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:01 (twenty years ago)

1. werewolf
2. noize dude #4
3. republican man
4. horny chick
5. sad guy
6. sad guy #6
7. music critic man
8. uptight chick
9. chick that tells us whats going on that day at work
10. dude that posts funny websites

― big chaki (chaki), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:11 (twenty years ago)

cool i'm #1

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I made the list!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago)

Sucks to be noize dude #5, eh?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:15 (twenty years ago)

I'm somewhere between there and uptight horny chick, but with a schlong.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:16 (twenty years ago)

take remy off my list i never realised remy had a schlong

― bulbs (bulbs), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:28 (twenty years ago)

aww, I'm so sick of hearing that!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:29 (twenty years ago)

ok reinstate her.

― bulbs (bulbs), Saturday, 13 November 2004 07:41 (twenty years ago)

1. Ray Charles - "I Got A Woman"
2. Gordon Lightfoot - "Sundown"
3. Boz Scaggs - "Lowdown"
4. Big Star - "Kangaroo"
5. VU - "Love Makes You Feel Like You're Ten Feet Tall"
6. Sam Prekop - "On Such Favors"
7. The Rolling Stones - "Dandelion"
8. Kaskade - "It's You, It's me (album mix)"
9.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:18 (twenty years ago)

Hmmmm.

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:29 (twenty years ago)

1.hanle y
2.connor smedley
3.trife
4.ramosi
5.siegbran
6.summerslastsound
7.josh kortbein
8.doomie
9.becky lucas
10. amazing randy (orignial mix)

― :| (....), Saturday, 13 November 2004 08:55 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't even name 10 ilxors.

― Andrew (enneff), Saturday, 13 November 2004 09:29 (twenty years ago)

1. Nick Southall
2. Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG
3. Sick Mouthy
4. Conor Smedley
5. Calum Robert Wadell
6. Controversial Colin
7. AMAZING RANDY
8. Todd Burns
9. Dom Passantino
10. William Bloody Swygart

― Sick Mouthy (Nick Southall), Saturday, 13 November 2004 10:11 (twenty years ago)

I'm limiting mine to the current top 100 - there are people I've met through ILX and totally adore who don't post, but for board purposes I'll just consider active posters (though being friends with them is as big a factor as their posting here).
Luna
Carsmile
Stevem
Matt DC
Tracer
Ally
The Pinefox
Dan Perry
Jel
Cozen
Trayce
Nicole
Alba
Liz
Mandee
Ken C
Ned
Phil-Two

(damn, 101 and 102 are Jeanne and Nabisco! Also, this leaves out a LOT of my very favourite ILXers, the people who hooked me to this place in the first instance, people like Sinkah, Tom, Pete, Tim H, who don't post much if at all now)

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 November 2004 10:26 (twenty years ago)

I like Roxy as much as I like Saint Etienne and Underworld, which is to say lots and lots. the other nine would be hard, there are many contenders!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 13 November 2004 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Yesterday I was so bored that I just started listing random ILXers, to see how far I'd be able to take that. I got to about 170 ppl before I got bored of it, it's kind of scary.

My top10 ILXors Who Should Post Again (Or Post More, If They Are Posting):

1-Starry!
2-mark s
3-Tom Ewing
4-Conner Smedley
5-J0hn Darni3ll3 (ranked this low because I know it's not going to happen)
6-Geir Hongro (especially on I Love Everything, and maybe the noize board too)
7-Marit Bergman's husband (delurk!)
8-duane
9-Chupa-Cabras
10-rainy (just coz she was pretty much gone by the time I came here and I wanna know what all the fuss was about)

Extra Bonus Treat: Top5 Best ILX0rs To Think About While Stoned, Complete With Playsets:

1-Momus, skipping down the streets of Berlin humming songs from "The Threepenny Opera" and accusing random passerbys of having a "logic tainted by modernism".
2-Tombot at FAPs, amiably breaking off random ILX0r's limbs
3-Calum at Cannes
4-Dom Passantino, at his comp, sinking into a quiet, psychotic rage as he is IMed by ppl pretending to be characters from "Lord Of The Rings"
5-Chaki, onstage. Nuff said.

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 13 November 2004 11:25 (twenty years ago)

Nick doesn't skip, he kind of glides and zigzags. It's cute.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 11:37 (twenty years ago)

OMG even better!

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Saturday, 13 November 2004 11:43 (twenty years ago)

Admit it. How many of youse searched for your name here? (and didn't find it)

― mark grout (mark grout), Saturday, 13 November 2004 13:46 (twenty years ago)

He'll probably kill me, Daniel, but: Jiminy Cricket meets C3PO about nails it.

Fucking 10 ILXors: without being specific there's the boyfriend, the ex, two girls I chat endlessly to about work, the two guys who turned out to be anything but trolls, Arnold Horshack's evil twin, boyfriend's close friend, and two NYC chixors who are geniuses who shame me with their BRANES.

Felicity Redwell, if you are reading this from Lurkistan, the amount of people missing you and wishing you well has reached a critical mass: we send our love.

― suzy (suzy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 13:49 (twenty years ago)

I am only choosing people from 200 to 299 in the charts, because that i where I also reside:

Dom Passantino
DV
anthony
Rockist Scientist
The Lady Ms Lurex
ambrose
Sébastien Chikara
Dave B
Melissa W
Sterling Clover

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:02 (twenty years ago)

I'm a fan of kingfish because of his knowledge of games, and sundar for his taste in music, which is exactly the same as mine.

― 57 7th (calstars), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:03 (twenty years ago)

Felicity Redwell, if you are reading this from Lurkistan, the amount of people missing you and wishing you well has reached a critical mass: we send our love.

OTMFM

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:08 (twenty years ago)

I catalogued you all, the numbers refer to accession numbers.

1. 12
2. 65
3. 89
4. 171
5. 2
6. 919
7. 88
8. 23
9. 60
10. 123

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:10 (twenty years ago)

:(

― Matt (Matt), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:15 (twenty years ago)

Its all about the consistently good posters who NEVER get mentioned on these threads. Namely, and in no particular order:

Mikey G
Barima
Lynskey
Penelope_111
Jarl'mai
Accentmonkey
Matt Coastaltown
Lara
Jerry The Nipper
Dave B

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:40 (twenty years ago)

Felicity Redwell, if you are reading this from Lurkistan, the amount of people missing you and wishing you well has reached a critical mass: we send our love.

Suzy never more OTM.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Echoing the Felicity love here.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:47 (twenty years ago)

i think you're all pretty great, except a couple of nutters.

i'm terrile with names, i'm only good with faces.

― piscesboy, Saturday, 13 November 2004 14:51 (twenty years ago)

NuChiILXors
NuChiILXors
NuChiILXors
NuChiILXors
NuChiILXors
NuChiILXors
NuChiILXors
NuChiILXors
NuChiILXors
kenan

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Saturday, 13 November 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago)

I'm still drunk.

sorry.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Saturday, 13 November 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago)

some people i often like to read on ilx, in no particular order:

nabisco
tim finney
tracer hand
gareth
jess
felicity (ret.)
mark s
ally
maryann
mr. diamond
yancey
frank kogan
cozen

i'm surely forgetting some others.

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago)

add:

h in addis
rainy (ret.?)

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago)

i enjoyed reading momus before he became a parody of himself

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:07 (twenty years ago)

and i like ian

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago)

I was categorising ILXORs whilst I was out for a walk, stuff like "London ILXORS", "New York ILXORS", "Noise Dudes", "This is the threadsters", etc etc, and I decided that some of the posters I like best are in the "Miscellaneous ILXORS" category, or could be put there from other categories.

― jel -- (jel), Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:09 (twenty years ago)

the rest of you are chopped liver of course

j/k

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Jeff, it's not uncommon for guys to lust after all women and me, in that order. Happens all the time. Nothing to be ashamed of.

― Kenan (kenan), Saturday, 13 November 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago)

I still don't know if the "nate" upthread is me or "o. nate". I'm guessing the latter.

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago)

We really should just go ahead and start the ILE Slam Book Board at this point.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 13 November 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago)

yeah, no kidding!

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 13 November 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

i really like adam, and some others.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Saturday, 13 November 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

where is the "Your 10 Fucking ILXors" thread?

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 13 November 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago)

There IS one of those somewhere...

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago)

How shameless!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 November 2004 18:30 (twenty years ago)

1. logged out

That's it. The rest of you suk.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 13 November 2004 18:41 (twenty years ago)

I like them girls with that long, long hair
I like them girls that don't care if you a player
I like them girls that'll let ya feel they ass
At the club with her empty champaigne glass
I like them girls that'll tell you what they think
Feelin' freaky after 2 or 3 drinks
I like them girls that be choosin' on a baller
Let you holler when she see you pop yo collar
I like them girls that don't like to have sex
Unless a player got a diamond Rolex
I like them girls that'll let ya move around
Catch a plane and meet a player outta town
I like them girls that like to stay up real late
Even though she gotta be at work at 8
I like to ride her like that 1980 Caddy
Real nasty cause she hate her baby daddy
I like them girls

I like dem gurls with them tats on they back
That be dem gurls with them fresh cowboy hats
I like dem thugs with them big face bills
That be dem thugs with that gold in they grill
I like dem gurls with them cute, pretty toes
That be dem gurls where anythang goes
I like dem thugs with them tooked out bikes
Kawasaki with the 2 headlightsI like dem gurls that be sippin' on that Cris
That be dem gurls that'll let you lick they . . .
I like dem thugs with dem candy coated whips
That be dem thugs that put they mouth on the lips
I like dem gurls that can bounce it to the beat
That be dem gurls that'll put yo boy to sleep
I like dem thugs with curly hair and pretty eyes
That be dem thugs with dem 20-inch tires
I like dem gurls with dem short Prada dresses
That be dem gurls that'll cook a playa breakfast
I like dem thugs with dem tats on they neck
Down they arm, on they chest, cross they back
I like dem gurls that always wear a thong
That be dem gurls that'll cut ya all night long
I like dem thugs with dem Ree's on they feet
Soldier rag, t-shirt, Girbaud jeans

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 13 November 2004 18:45 (twenty years ago)

top 10 1p30rz (from the stats winkie)

1. hampsterfrench
2. parakeet_esparanto
3. pigeons_tok pisin
4. catgreek
5. dog latin
6. lovebird flemish
7. goldfish tagalog
8. aardvarkurdu
9. ass basque
10. rock BSL

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago)

hey anthony thanks for mentioning me. *bwahahaaha*

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Saturday, 13 November 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago)

A pox upon this thread.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Saturday, 13 November 2004 19:41 (twenty years ago)

Correction:

1. logged out
2. Alex in NYC

And the rest of you still suk.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 13 November 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago)

aw, the statswinkie.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago)

hey anthony thanks for mentioning me. *bwahahaaha*

WHAT? WHAT? OKAY! YEAH!

― miccio (miccio), Saturday, 13 November 2004 19:45 (twenty years ago)

Kate the Saint
Nicole
Suzy
Mark S
Nabisco
Martin Skidmore
Dan Perry
rainy
Tim Finney
amateur!!st
Ally
gareth
jaymc
Alba
Ned
Tad
Gear!
Starry
e.mily

― Melissa W (Melissa W), Saturday, 13 November 2004 20:08 (twenty years ago)

yay :)

― jaymc (jaymc), Saturday, 13 November 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago)

two people like me now! :D

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Saturday, 13 November 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago)

i used to make these lists back in the day

― big chaki (chaki), Saturday, 13 November 2004 20:32 (twenty years ago)

Top ten I Love Cooking denizens, in no particular order:

1. Jaq
2. Remy
3. Tep
4. Orbit
5. VermontGirl
6. William Crump
7. aldo cowpat
8. Rabin the Cat
9. Porkpie
10. DV

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 November 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago)

Glory days. xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 20:42 (twenty years ago)

There's an l Love Cooking? (I mean, I'm not surprised and all.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 November 2004 20:46 (twenty years ago)

I would list all the cool catz that post on I Love Books a lot, but I would hate to miss anyone. You know who you are!!! (not that many of them ever leave the study to see what is going on in the rumpus room that is ILE, bur still....)

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:05 (twenty years ago)

Anyway, I think my point is: there are a lot of cool-ass people who ONLY post on ILB, so if you ever want to come over and hang out, please do!

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago)

That's the trouble with this - ten is nowhere near enough. I tried to get it down that low, just among the top 100 current posters, and couldn't, and still felt bad about several omissions. There must be easily a hundred people I've got to know through this, sometimes in person, sometimes just through their posts, who I like enormously. A top 100 would be much easier than a top 10, and even #100 would be someone I'd really miss if they want, someone I'd really want to be friends with.

On the other hand, I can only think of a small handful of people that I actually dislike here.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

There is an I Love Cooking, and that iist (with the addition of me) is pretty much everyone who posts there, which is a shame. I Love Cooking is great, but we haven't recruited people from outside of ILX (or, really, inside of it even) the way that ILB recruited a whole crop of people from other book-loving forums.

Fora.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Forest.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago)

> where is the "Your 10 Fucking ILXors" thread?
-- tokyo rosemary

and the 10 ilxors you'd most want to fuck

― H (Heruy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Whew, I finally made a list!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago)

1. Larry in FLA
2. Daddus
3. stezo tha bloviator
4. Islamabad Betty
5. 6ULDV8
6. Gatos
7. Jed Carpet
8. Todd Lincoln
9. Crystal Waters
10. Nowell

― lovebug starski (lovebug starski), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago)

Dude, you win.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago)

ha, I would struggle almost as much with a list of ten ILXers I'd like to fuck - this place is extraordinarily full of sexy people. Trouble is, I suspect that "Oh good, there is a 45 year old bloke on the internet who wants to fuck me" would not be the reaction of many people.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)

This is a totally bad idea, but..

The Pinefox - for commas and civility

Martin Skidmo' - a gentleman

Tom E - grand pop theories and lager

Starry - witty lass who reinvented the english langwidge

Matt DC - top geezer despite Spurs

Marcello - the one and only

Julio - skronkfreak and chemist

Mark H - asks great questions

Mark S - is a timelord

Kate - rock and roller

Mike Jones - tennis, Toffeemen and how yer amp works

Jerry The Nipper - erudition

Nick Alba - for his great questions and his freshers diary

If I missed you I'm sorry.

― Dr. C (Dr. C), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago)

I Love Comics went through a lot of slow and intermittent periods before getting to where it is now, where I think it would continue pretty steadily even if any 2 or 3 (or more, maybe) high-volume regulars stopped posting altogether (I know that doesn't sound significant compared to ILE, but hey). I think I Love Cooking will do the same, it just needs to keep snowballing a bit; ILComics benefits from new comics coming out every week and the tendency of a large number of comics readers to buy them regularly, so just like with ILM/ILBooks, there's always something new to talk about. There's arguably a larger core of common experience for the posters ILComics attracts, too, than ILCooking could really attain.

I don't post there often enough, partly because I don't feel like I have a lot to say about cooking (I have even less to say about writing, and nothing to say about painting, so there isn't an activity-to-discussion correlation for me). But I'll make an effort to post more this winter in particular, when I'll go through my usual "three weeks of experimenting" around the turn of the year.

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 13 November 2004 21:45 (twenty years ago)

Listing my ten favorite ILXors would be too exclusionary, so instead I'll list my ten favorite posts by me:

1: "Dinosaurs eat all the muppets."

2: "Summer of my sister Sam."

3: A recipe for vinegar chicken.

4: AIM chat between Reed Richards and Dr Doom

5: Over here Tep is reading Epic Illustrated

6: Sandwiches

7: Why fake fuck heads need noses, a dialogue

8: I have cute cats, here are photos

9: Money for nothing, chimps for free

10: Moxie: it is fantastic

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Moxie IS fantastic!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:14 (twenty years ago)

If I missed you I'm sorry.

WAH. (I'm teasing, Dr. C -- for a start I actually need to MEET you first. :-))

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:31 (twenty years ago)

I know this has been well-covered at the top of this thread, but hell, it's the internet so I wanted to stick my rhetorical oar in too. What's the fucking point of a thread which is just going to make half the posters angry, depressed, and generally put them into a kitten-kicking mood? You may as well go ahead and start a "10 ILXors I Fucking Hate" thread for everyone to spread joy and delight on.

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Kicking kittens is mean.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago)

1. caitlin

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

but it's part of the high school ambience!

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Roxy goes on my list now (for fantasticizing Moxie).

DID U HEAR WHO SLATER AKSED TO THE DANCE?!

― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Orbit OTM. I'm so glad I'm not a teenager any more.

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago)

God, it's in fun. If someone's getting their feelings actually hurt because they're not on a "favorite posters" list on a message board, where is the problem? Could it possibly be WITHIN THEIR PATHETIC HEARTS

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago)

Ah, fuck it here's 10. In alphabetical order:
Allyzay Science Explosion
I4n J0hns0n
J0n W1ll14ms
Kingfish
Latebloomer
Mandee
Ned Raggett
Remy
Roxymuzak
Vic (Iodine999)

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago)

Vic rules! I didn't really realize he was the same as Iodine.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 22:57 (twenty years ago)

~~top~~ 50 posters whom I don't mind

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Oh, fine. You do something that makes me feel like shit, and it's MY problem, because I need to get out more or something. Maybe I *am* sick or something, but I'd fed up of being told that things are my own fault for being some sort of fun-hater.

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Orbit OTM. I'm so glad I'm not a teenager any more.
-- caitlin (wpsal...), November 13th, 2004 10:54 PM. (later)

how about not acting like one then?

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago)

(p.s. i totally didn't mean to quote camera obscura)

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago)

That's fine, caitlin.

ILXors I miss:

John D (obv), strongo, martinm, donut bitch.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:04 (twenty years ago)

top four noize dudes
1. ian
2. zanders
3. stence
4. jon

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago)

Does Remy not count or something?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago)

Well, sorry to pretty much repeat what he said. It deserved repeating, though.

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago)

How do I get ranked above Ian overall and below him on the noise dude list?
OMG YOU ARE BAD PERSON WTFOMG I'M IN HIGH SCHOOL AGAIN OMGWTF

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago)

I don't even know who he is!

xpost

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago)

I meant in the context of the noize dude forum, maybe? Aaron, I'm going to push into a locker.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago)

remy is the best one but the others are cool too.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:09 (twenty years ago)

push *you* into one even

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago)

BUT I LIKE MERZBOW!

― Hi, I am a genius. a big one. (AaronHz), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I kind of forget Remy is a noize dudor cause he's so classy.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago)

He's the crossover noize dude.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago)

for a while i thought remy was martin, and the nickname was a reference to the cognac

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago)

remy is a gateway drug.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago)

remy is also a gateway ilxor who slowly lures you into the noize board

― ken c (ken c), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:15 (twenty years ago)

Damn, my attempt to pass as a Californian noise dude half my age didn't last! Is this because you see me drinking cognac so often, Ken?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago)

It's because KEN drinks cognac and views the world through an alcoholic haze, the lush.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago)

That's the trouble with this - ten is nowhere near enough. I tried to get it down that low, just among the top 100 current posters, and couldn't, and still felt bad about several omissions. There must be easily a hundred people I've got to know through this, sometimes in person, sometimes just through their posts, who I like enormously. A top 100 would be much easier than a top 10, and even #100 would be someone I'd really miss if they want, someone I'd really want to be friends with.
On the other hand, I can only think of a small handful of people that I actually dislike here.

-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), November 13th, 2004.

er, martin, why do your responses to silly things like this read like test preparation textbooks?

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:19 (twenty years ago)

you dick

― big chaki (chaki), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago)

remy is cool and it was a shock to find out he was a noize dude, crossover drug indeed

― H (Heruy), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:24 (twenty years ago)

Amateurist, I am probably in an overly affectionate mood today, and I wanted everyone to know how much love I have for so many here. Add that to a pretty dull writing style, and a fear of offending and upsetting people, and that probably accounts for it.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.venice-florida.com/graphics/upwith2.jpg

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:29 (twenty years ago)

j/k

ok that's an honest assessment so i'll leave it there, not that i should have picked it up

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago)

Actually, I only like people who start threads in my honor:

ASK SCOTT SEWARD

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago)

god i am so mean sometimes.

i just realized that i judge people by their writing style on ilx but rarely in any other context.

this may seem obvious, but it's come as a bit of a revelation to me.

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago)

On ILX, though, what else do you have to judge them by?

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:36 (twenty years ago)

how you think they may smell based on pictures that they post.

― scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:37 (twenty years ago)

(I think my point is that a poster's writing style is the only thing, really, that can take the place of the body-language that supposedly makes up 70% of face-to-face communication.)

(Is it 70%? It's supposed to be somewhere in that range, isn't it?)

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I think my dislike list would be longer than my like list, I'm afraid.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago)

the only difference between martin and I is our writing styles.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)

x-post

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:40 (twenty years ago)

you look young for your age.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

caitlin: well there's a difference b/t what people are saying about themselves and how they say it.

some people come across as genuinely nice etc. but i dislike their writing style (normally this would be a trivial part of someone's character right?) and over the long haul (i.e. reading ilx for two years+) that really begins to color my perception of them. i sometimes react viscerally, like you would to a particular habit of someone you've known/lived with for a long time.

people don't usually leave my "like" list but there are a few people i've grown to have a more favorable opinion of. jess for one.

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

the only difference between jed and I is our writing styles.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:41 (twenty years ago)

Hey, having not looked in here for ages, just wanna say the continuing inestimable standard of discourse here has impressed the fuck out of me!

Who does the loudest farts anyway? ;-)

― _chrissie (chrissie1068), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:42 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I think that too, Rosemary; but mostly my dislike-list would only have a handful of really objectionable people on it.

(xxxpost)

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago)

the only difference between cozen and i are our dancin styles.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:43 (twenty years ago)

I look cute for my age.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:44 (twenty years ago)

You look cute for any age.

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:44 (twenty years ago)

aw!

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

I'm welling up.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:45 (twenty years ago)

Well, surely you've seen the photos of him?

(xpost)

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:46 (twenty years ago)

i have seen more than photos!

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:46 (twenty years ago)

!

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago)

he's seen the live dvd

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago)

yes that's what i mean!

xpostornot

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago)

cozen: back here on earth

― amateur!!st, Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:49 (twenty years ago)

back on thread - i think the posters i like most tend to irritate me as much as they please me.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago)

and now i cant list them obvs.

― jed_ (jed), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago)

I apologise.

― cºzen (Cozen), Saturday, 13 November 2004 23:54 (twenty years ago)

Only ten is a cruelly small number of favorite posters to list. Since I still feel like a lurker who has just come out, and since it's easy to post like special ops, just leaving a quick statement and buggering off, I will list only the people with whom there has been any real give and take.

In No Particular Order:

The Pinefox - because he seems a decent, intelligent man and because of his love for LC;
adaml - 'cause he was the first person on ilx I ever had an e-mail correspondance (thus proving you are not all figments of my unbalanced imagination) and 'cause he's always amusing;
Ned - Because he's kind and welcoming, because he's broad-minded, and because he's (mostly) funny;
Jon Williams - Because he's nothing like me and because, without him, I wouldn't be exposed to so much refreshingly silly internet photos;
CJ - 'Cause she's a love. A kind, funny, lovely woman with great kids and a surprisingly odd sense of humor;
Luna - 'cause I do love a good flirt;
Aimless - 'cause he's the smartest and most poetic one here;
Dan Perry - Because in weird times America needs a weird political candidate and 'cause I imagine he has a sweet voice;
Zen Clown - 'cause he's obviously deranged and I like that in a man; and
Me - Because I have to wake up with myself tomorrow and I worry what would happen if, in a paean to the greatest ilxors I didn't mention myself.

If your name's not on the list, I frankly regret it. Mostly I like everyone here, with very few exceptions, and the point of conversation, after all, is to talk with people whom are not always exactly like oneself. Otherwise I'd just go back to mumbling to myself.

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:12 (twenty years ago)

just to express some appreciation for people i may or not have expressed some appreciation for in the past (not everyone, and not including ex/semiretired-ilxers): adaml, gypsy mothra, tracer stitch pickup, nicole, rjg, cozen, amst, tim f, roxymuzak, scott

― m. (mitchlnw), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago)

CJ - 'Cause she's a love

CJ is an absolute treat of a poster, always has been.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago)

Luna
n/a
The Pinefox
Jerry the Nipper
William Bloody Swygart
Jel
Nickalicious
Michael Jones
Archel
Teeny

No particular order, and split between people I know and people I don't, people who make me laugh and people who make me think. But as everyone else said, it's hard to reduce it to ten. I could do another, equally valid, list with ten entirely different names on it.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago)

in no particular order -- i cant think of more than seven people that i know on here. dont be offended if youre not on my list, i have a lousy memory.

sara sherr
maura
anthony miccio
ned raggett
dan selzer
gygax
chuck eddy
[your name here]

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:36 (twenty years ago)

I honestly have no list. It would be impossible to narrow down to ten.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:37 (twenty years ago)

I feel like Charlie Brown in the Valentine's Day special. This sucks. I'll see you all in Hell.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:38 (twenty years ago)

( you would have been on my other list that I didn't make )

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:39 (twenty years ago)

Dude, Alex! :-(

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:39 (twenty years ago)

How many ILXors are there? About 300? Including those who aren't active anymore? Maybe 400?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:41 (twenty years ago)

If it weren't for me I'd have gotten no love either.

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:42 (twenty years ago)

Ha, my list doesn't have Ned on it either. He's like compulsory in lists like this.

My alternative list:

Alex in NYC
Ned
Sarah McLusky
Trayce
Starry
Lara
Dave Boyle
Cabbage
Stevem
Matt DC

I should just make hundreds of lists until everyone I want to include is included. I don't like this, I shouldn't have started it :(

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:42 (twenty years ago)

morbid I know, has any ilxor died?

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:42 (twenty years ago)

'let's bring it down / right down...'

― cºzen (Cozen), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:43 (twenty years ago)

Without meaning to slight anyone here, amateur!!st is the most compelling. Nearly everyone else is capable of making me laugh (in the good sense).

― Eric H. (Eric H.), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:49 (twenty years ago)

indeed, i find it impossible not to read an amateur!st post if im skimming a thread.

― jed_ (jed), Sunday, 14 November 2004 00:56 (twenty years ago)

CJ is an absolute treat of a poster, always has been. She posted what, IMHO, is the funniest post ever, on another board. The thread was titles thusly:

Once upon a time there was a competition amongst message board posters to see who could have the greatest number of orgasms in a week. Herewith are my results.

It all started so promisingly.

Never one to be accused of a lack of enthusiasm in any sphere of my life, I naturally threw myself into this competition with great gusto - "All or Nothing" could be my motto. With the cupboards well-stocked with Duracell, and with my trusty 'rampant rabbit' vibrator in hand, I felt quietly confident of my impending success.

MONDAY As luck would have it Monday was a public holiday here in the UK and in true tradition, it rained all day. I quickly cancelled my tentative gardening plans and instead spent the day on my large white sofa notching up a rather spectacular 12 rabbit-induced orgasms by tea time.

Luckily the sofa covers are removable for washing, so Monday evening was spent attending to the laundry despite feeling a bit wobbly and having developed a rather strange twitch in my left leg.

TUESDAY Heartened by yesterday’s triumphant start, I took a small and discreet vibrator (the "mini-bob") with me to work today. Unaware of my participation in this contest, my co-workers were noticeably concerned by the number of visits I was making to the ladies’ toilets, the length of time I was spending there on each occasion, and by my somewhat glazed expression each time I returned to my desk. By four o’clock they had convinced themselves that Ernie The Handyman had probably slipped some laxatives into my morning coffee in vindictive retribution for my having criticised his carpet-laying skills last Thursday.

A poor result today, only managing another four orgasms. I think I was just put off by the smell of the "Essence of Pine Forest" chemicals used in the toilets, and have made a mental note to ask the cleaners to try something less overwhelmingly artificial in future.

WEDNESDAY I had rather a lot of errands to run today, so I opted for the in-panty ‘vibrating butterfly’ this morning. This was really rather effective, although I do have a couple of apologies that I would like to make:

Firstly, to the gentleman driving the UPS delivery van for distracting him as he overtook my car on the dual carriageway at 10.17am. It was jolly difficult for me not to swerve whilst driving with my head thrown back like that and it’s lucky I didn’t hit anything. I’m sorry that the startled UPS van driver was not so fortunate. I have of course offered to pay to repair his van, and the section of barrier on the central reservation which he managed to demolish.

Secondly, to the manager of the Waitrose Supermarket in Abingdon who thought I was having some sort of epileptic seizure in the frozen food aisle. I only wish that I had been able to convince him it really wasn’t necessary to call an ambulance. Or the Police.

Total orgasms today : six

THURSDAY Back in the office today, but thankfully alone for most of the morning as my colleagues were out at meetings (or possibly just deliberately avoiding me). Armed with a new supply of batteries and my trusty ‘rampant rabbit’ once more, I made a rather breathless telephone call to my Accountant regarding income tax. I think my sudden shuddering moan startled him a little, but to his credit he struggled on manfully with the conversation anyway. In my opinion he has always been rather low in self-esteem, so I think I have gone a long way towards boosting his confidence. He also offered to complete my tax return for free, which was nice.

There was nothing much worth watching on television this evening, so I thought I’d go to the park and play on the swings with the ben-wa balls in situ. This had a rather earth shattering consequence which resulted in temporary loss of consciousness. On waking, I was unable to speak coherently and was led away to the “Bide-A-Wee” Rest Home For The Bewildered by a passing well-meaning Social Worker.

Orgasm total : eight

FRIDAY Hindsight is a marvellous thing. On reflection I would have to agree that it was a huge mistake to have tried out the new cordless Silver Bullet on Friday evening when I was down the village pub playing darts.

To begin with, the Silver Bullet is not – as the marketing hype led me to believe – completely silent in operation, and I drew a number of strange looks from men at the bar who were aware that my nether regions were making an audible whirring sound.

Thankfully my friends were quick to explain away my jerky and erratic behaviour as stemming from a latent Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, and the visiting darts team were very sympathetic and understanding in the presence of a girl so obviously afflicted. Their team captain was particularly sweet, and assured me that he had in fact always meant to get his ears pierced so it was really no problem at all.

Orgasm total : five

SATURDAY Inadvertently, unexpectedly and joyfully had sex with a real live man (twice, actually). I would happily have had sex a third time (tequila slammers do tend to bring out my hidden wild streak), but unfortunately aforementioned man panicked and lost his nerve when faced with my apparent insatiability and I was disappointed that he managed to escape from my bedroom by knotting the bed sheets together and climbing out of the window. Dammit. I remain hopeful he will be back at some point though, as I still have his trousers.

(I do not understand how I failed to win this contest, and can only imagine that the others cheated)

So - what was the most interesting week that you have had recently, and how did you spend the time?

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), July 25, 2004

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:02 (twenty years ago)

Ha, that's the greatest thing ever!

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:04 (twenty years ago)

She's gonna kill me but I believe genius must be shared.

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:12 (twenty years ago)

i wonder how many orgasms there were on saturday

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:38 (twenty years ago)

ken c IS amélie

― amateur!!st, Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:42 (twenty years ago)

I'm honestly really complimented by the people on this thread who mentioned me. I stand by what I said earlier -- there's no way I can narrow to ten. I've met or know about thirty of you; and even of that lot there's not a single person I can count-out. Following these kindnesses I will think of everyone here as an incarnation of the Snuggle Bear, but less cloying.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:53 (twenty years ago)

it's really sad how few of the people on my (potential) list still post here with any regularity.

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Michael White! I want to be on your list!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:57 (twenty years ago)

okay, see, it's tough to narrow it down.

Ned I like because he's a calm and wise cat with a love of Dead Can Dance and long, rich hair. Alex In NYC will drop this bombs on bands/people he dislikes that are relentlessly amusing and spot-on. The noise guys know their shit and are a blast and are obv brilliant guys. gygax! likes baseball and also utilizes an exclamation point. ken c is the funniest guy on ILX. stevem can drop a dense yet thoroughly readable and enjoyable paragraph about any musical artist seemingly at whim. Trayce is very friendly and has good computer desktop backgrounds. Dan Perry has my vote and he seems to like good music but for some reason chooses Orbital over Underworld. Mandee helped those two weeks go by faster a few months ago, and she's a kind person. Roxy, as I've said before, pwns.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 14 November 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago)

oh what the hell -- fer real, don't be pissed if yer not here!:

1) hanle y
2) cinniblount
3) ned raggett
4) colin barrow
5) trayce
6) bulbs/gaz
7) allyzay
8) lady di
9) alex in nyc
10) amateurist

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 14 November 2004 02:02 (twenty years ago)

ned, because his dad has got an unusual job.

rosemary, because ann-margret just didn't have enough novelty disco or musical forays of the network stars.

daddino, not just because he's the most stylish man in nyc, but for the reference books, analog synths, and ugly architecture.

s1ocki, because he likes flaming cheese.

― results not typical (Jody Beth Rosen), Sunday, 14 November 2004 02:15 (twenty years ago)

1-10: the lady ms lurex. sorry everyone else.

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Sunday, 14 November 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago)

Tokyo Rosemary OTM. It would be much easier for me to make a list of the people around here I can't stand than of the ones I like. And yes, I do hate myself more because I let some of you bug me.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:04 (twenty years ago)

Im so flattered I've been mentioned so much! Blimey... I love you all.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:06 (twenty years ago)

i like ppl agonising over the 10-person limit, for crissakes dudes just cheat!!

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:14 (twenty years ago)

I hereby abrogate the rules of mathematics so that Remy can be one of my top ten 'cause he's so fucking cool. (I'm a sucker for flattery and special pleading.)

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:23 (twenty years ago)

I'm back from dinner. Well fed and comfortably drunk, I love you one and all.

― Michael White (Hereward), Sunday, 14 November 2004 05:41 (twenty years ago)

yay! somebody actually likes me! i have beCOMMMMMME the fan and the bellows!

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 14 November 2004 06:12 (twenty years ago)

i will forever love kingfish for that fred durst "no1 knoes wut its liek 2 b the sad man ;_;" picture

― \(^o^)/ (Adrian Langston), Sunday, 14 November 2004 08:12 (twenty years ago)

kingfish is the one who photoshopped tom millar's face onto burma kitty's ass, yes?

to whomever did that, MUCH LOVE.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 14 November 2004 09:11 (twenty years ago)

There aren't many people I don't like on ILX. The main reason I'm still interested in this place is because it's an opportunity to get a fix of the knoweldgable, intelligent, witty, observant, emotional, and articulate people that I would otherwise never know existed. I couldn't name my top ten ilxors, because everyone (even people I don't like) are necessary in the fabric of what ILX is.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 14 November 2004 10:01 (twenty years ago)

I severely resisted the urge to get all twee there. I hope you're proud of me.

― Andrew (enneff), Sunday, 14 November 2004 10:04 (twenty years ago)

i don't play favorites, i love all of you. i am a hippie:-)

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 14 November 2004 10:44 (twenty years ago)

the fred durst one i stole from SA

the burma kitty one is mine, and took entirely too long to do

― kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 14 November 2004 10:59 (twenty years ago)

hey anthony thanks for mentioning me. *bwahahaaha*

WHAT? WHAT? OKAY! YEAH!

Proof:

"I like them girls with that long, long hair
I like them girls that don't care if you a player
I like them girls that'll let ya feel they ass
At the club with her empty champaigne glass
I like them girls that'll tell you what they think
Feelin' freaky after 2 or 3 drinks"

Or am I just a self-centered chick? Probably.

My top three:

1 Me
2 Myself
3 I

;-)

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Sunday, 14 November 2004 11:12 (twenty years ago)

If I did lists. Michael White would be on it.

Also, bloody hell, Christine!

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 14 November 2004 11:51 (twenty years ago)

Oh, also, Matt DC OTM :)

― Matt (Matt), Sunday, 14 November 2004 11:53 (twenty years ago)

Mr White has just reminded me what a very Bad Idea it is for me to post on public message boards after I've had a couple of drinks :)

I couldn't possibly narrow my list of favourite posters down to only 10, because I like so many of you. You're such a great crowd here.

― C J (C J), Sunday, 14 November 2004 13:53 (twenty years ago)

I wasn't questioning your logic, Stevie. I was quoting the poem's author!

― m1cc1o, Sunday, 14 November 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I could name 10 however all the sheepfux0ring types and mongrels would be in there...and ned...and...that person last week who said they loved me but i forget their name and I forget why they said it.

― king of the eyesores (papa november), Sunday, 14 November 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago)

Aw

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 November 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago)

I'm an on-again off-again poster and occasional lurker, so I don't feel that I know who most of you are, but these names spring to mind.

1. scott seward (ok, I'm biased - he's my hubby)
2. ned raggett (always friendly and understanding, good for news)
3. ken c (fun to pun with)
4. aimurchie (one of my closest friends)
5. martin skidmore (insightful and open)
6. kate (always good for drama)
7. alex in nyc (funny, cynical as shit, cute baby)
8. tuomas (the pictures of field trips and sculptures won my heart)
9. amateur!!st (smart cookie)
10.CJ the Unruly (for the orgasm post above)

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Sunday, 14 November 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

This thread is doing me good - I find I don't mind in the slightest when I don't make a list, but the few I have please me a lot. This is probably due to my usual self-esteem levels: if asked how many top tens I would make, if everyone on ILE did one, I would have confidently said two, and those two people haven't given lists here. I kind of think of myself as someone who I hope the majority likes, but not someone who would get near anyone's top ten except my two very close friends and regular AIM buddies here.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 14 November 2004 19:44 (twenty years ago)

ah, screw it, I'm gonna do it. I like a TON of people so I made some disqualifying criteria and these people passed all of them (I'm worried I forgot like 18 people, take this as a shout-out to 10 rather than a dismissal of everyone else):

tracer stitch
Sundar
Scott Seward
Jel
JBR
Teeny
slocki
remy
stevie nixed
Al

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago)

Disqualifying criteria included:

1) not posting enough
2) posting too often
3) starting a thread I thought was mean
4) saying you're gonna leave and then coming back

It's highly possible the 10 I listed have done these things (I'm disqualified by 2 & 3), I just don't remember it

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:21 (twenty years ago)

fuck I just looked at the Users list and realized some people I forgot fuck fuck I regret my list already. Now I'm rationalizing people's absences by thinking up faults (Dan was really mean to Poison).

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:26 (twenty years ago)

I think everybody on ILX has probably started a mean thread at one time or another. I'm sure people will think that some of the thread's that I've started are.

― caitlin (caitlin), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago)

i almost wish I'd posted to a "Top Ten ILXors Who Increase The Amount Of Sand In Your Vagina" thread so I wouldn't feel bad about forgetting to mention somebody.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:33 (twenty years ago)

Felicity Redwell, if you are reading this from Lurkistan, the amount of people missing you and wishing you well has reached a critical mass: we send our love.

Suzy otm.

I'm not going to do a list though, because I'm just not a big fan of lists of any kind. Grocery lists are even a problem.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago)

i'm not doing a list either, but i would like to say that it has been nice to read the posts of/get to know better Leon & Crazy Dan Perry thanks to some threads that we have in common. You guys are a hoot.

― scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 14 November 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)

Why, I'd say they're a hoot and a half!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago)

Each!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Adding up to a total of three hoots.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago)

You're turning into an owl.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago)

I must go look up a mean thread Nicole started. If there is none, I demand a moderator erase my list entirely.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago)

Ummm, she's disqualified because she called Chris an owl. That was some unwarranted bullshit. Picking fights like that? Grow up. YOU ARE WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS FORUM.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago)

I mock all of you horrible people that just posted, who I hate. OH completely do I hate you. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

THE AMOUNT OF PURPOSEFUL OBTUSENESS HERE IS SICKENING!

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago)

This thread has made me like ILX a whole lot less.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, Alex, why so? Look, I'm very much with Nicole on the list point, I get less and less fond of them as time goes on, creating Pazz/Jop ballots is a ridiculous pain (and personally I avoid grocery lists myself! ;-)). And there's an acknowledgement throughout that this is simultaneously both fun and divisive, this kind of thread.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago)

I don't mind shopping lists, mainly because I just write what I like. I think if I had to order the items by preference, perhaps grouped by decade first produced or introduced to Europe etc., I would find it much more annoying.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago)

Lists are the bomb!!!

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 14 November 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Lists without explanations, I think, are un-bomb. This is one big reason why, in my own way, I'm still inadvertantly proud of the 136 list, because it goes into detail about everything I chose, it wasn't *just* a list.

The problem with trying to apply that to a situation like this is intrinsically tied up with the nature of friendship. Many people here I've met, others I know strictly on line. A couple of people I no longer speak with directly, others have provided me with much moral support above and well beyond the call of duty, as it were. Ranking people would be a mess, because I simply have too many people whose posts here I enjoy, whose presence I enjoy, for too many different reasons, and quantifying that would be impossible.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 November 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago)

GARU G
AMAZING RANDY
CONTROVERSIAL COLLIN
NOWELL
AJA
THOSE BLACK METAL DUDES

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Sunday, 14 November 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Jonathan Williams is the bomb!!!

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 14 November 2004 22:02 (twenty years ago)

A dirty bomb, but the bomb nonetheless.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Sunday, 14 November 2004 22:06 (twenty years ago)

I just wanted to put my comment re: lists in context.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 14 November 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago)

have you guys ever seen GARU G's posts? amazing!

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Sunday, 14 November 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago)

GARU G APPRECIATION THREAD

― Every country has their stupid. (AaronHz), Sunday, 14 November 2004 23:07 (twenty years ago)

i like mark p too.

― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:03 (twenty years ago)

I like almost everyone, that I have met, and a lot of people, that have been named, here, and PJ miller and dan I. and more people.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:10 (twenty years ago)

eyeball kicks

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:19 (twenty years ago)

oh, no-one actually mentioned mitch.

mitch

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:20 (twenty years ago)

In order:

1. The Canadians
2. The Scots
3. The Dutch
4. The Americans
5. The English
6. The people were born and raised in one country but now live in another
7. The Africans
8. The New Zealanders
9. The Scandinavians
10. The Australians

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:23 (twenty years ago)

You bigot.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:24 (twenty years ago)

I included the Africans!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago)

(Five seconds before someone says "YOU FORGOT POLAND!!!")

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago)

I SEE NO KAZAKHSTANIS THERE

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago)

Are there any on ILX?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:26 (twenty years ago)

I agree... Borat will be upset.

― KeithW (kmw), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Chris is now on The List.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 15 November 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago)

Yes! I made 1 on a list finally!

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 15 November 2004 01:54 (twenty years ago)

i made chris' list 3 times!

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 15 November 2004 01:58 (twenty years ago)

I can't believe the Australians came last.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:18 (twenty years ago)

YOU CAN'T?

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:20 (twenty years ago)

They have self control.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago)

i'm surprised they came at all

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:26 (twenty years ago)

Its all your fault Andrew! (I kid, I kid!)

Maybe they find us too uncouth, gaz. Stone the flamin crows!

Alf is not happy.

http://www.thateden.co.uk/prisoner/castimg/raymea.jpg

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:27 (twenty years ago)

who is it from neighbours i'm supposed to be like again?

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago)

I had my first ILX dream the other night...Ned Raggett and Dan Perry were travelling in a van with a bunch of other (nameless) ilxors, and they came to W.Mass. I took them to my (old) school - Westfield State College - but then we all had difficulty negotiating the cafeteria lines for food, and everyone had a tray, but the room kept expanding so there were three cafeterias and...then we were in a hallway and i wanted to introduce everyone to my professor, but it was too late, and everyone got in the van and drove away...from the parking lot of my boarding school...

― aimurchie, Monday, 15 November 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago)

THE SCOTS AND BRITS ARE SO MUCH WORSE THAN THE AUSSIES. THE AUSSIES ARE VERY NICE.

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago)

You are teh rox, Jon =)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago)

we are nice aren't we? bit different. unusual.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1063478065008_2003/09/14/ent_cast_kathandkim1509.jpg

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago)

Oh geez, even for K&K thats a godawful pic.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago)

hah! who is who?

― SEA BASS BATTLE (haitch), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago)

jim up the back, natch

― bulbs (bulbs), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago)

I suppose Im Kath seeing as she has red hair. OH GOD NO.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 15 November 2004 04:57 (twenty years ago)

I don't know who else is aussie, but Trayce, Adam, Andrew and Colin all seem super cool.

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago)

Who is that funny looking bunch? Oh, and why the hatred for Scots, Jon?

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago)

you guys talk weird.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:21 (twenty years ago)

True, but I can stifle my accent when online.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:23 (twenty years ago)

what's that again?

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:25 (twenty years ago)

I'm Scottish on my father's side, so I like them.

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:40 (twenty years ago)

scotch is rad.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:40 (twenty years ago)

I've only ever had J&B scotch.

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:44 (twenty years ago)

even the smell of scotch makes me nauseous. however, men with scottish accents make me go a bit weak at the knees (in a nice way).

― gem (trisk), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:47 (twenty years ago)

know what, me too

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:47 (twenty years ago)

my father lurves scotch (drink, not men), and I think that the fact I've acclimated myself to it (despite its unlikability) has created a really strong alliance for it in my mind.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:49 (twenty years ago)

I have to hate someone!

― Spinning Down Alone You Spin Alive (ex machina), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:51 (twenty years ago)

I know - it's okay, I can take it. But I love you anyway, Jon.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 15 November 2004 05:53 (twenty years ago)

'k. My list. I won't even rank them, because this is a v. arbitrary sampling anyhoo.

Jaymc / Nick / Sarah / Amateurist (you're all tied! and this is cheating anyway, so maybe it shouldn't count toward the total)
AaronHz
Gear
Luna
Dan Perry
Roxy
Trayce
Teeny
Caitlin
JBR
Jon Williams

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:39 (twenty years ago)

And Sam! OMG I almost forgot Sam. I don't know if she much cares for me, but fuck it. She's really really cool, and I know we're all happy to have her back.

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:47 (twenty years ago)

I just want to remind the cool Aussies that the IRISH did not make the list at all.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:47 (twenty years ago)

I thought it was important to keep NZ and Austrailia separate, though. Unlike, you know, Africa.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:48 (twenty years ago)

People who have comprised lists I wasn't on, but on which I would be content if listed at #11:

1) roxy
2) martin
3) eyeball kicks
4) amateur!!st
5) ken c
6) Michael White (who inspired this post, because he added me as pretend #11!)
7) kenan

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:49 (twenty years ago)

I'm Irish! Well, I'm American, but my mother's maiden name is Dailey, and I come from a line of Irish transplanted only about 100 years ago. So I'm pretty Irish. Come on, gimme props.

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:50 (twenty years ago)

Oh, Remy, you're cool too. I told you it was an arbitrary list. And I favor the girls, so that's what knocked you out.

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:51 (twenty years ago)

I do get stupid bummed out by these posts; I spend a stupid amount of time at this website and try to post nicely. I only got mad for the first time last week at a bunch of generally retarded anti-noize comments, and still, after posting here regularly since January, feel usually like an outsider. Or pegged as a noize dude, which I'm not. </emo> Also, Kenan, that's good logic - girls'll do you favors I won't.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:52 (twenty years ago)

Oh hush, Kenan, you're American.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:53 (twenty years ago)

Remy, you're on everyone's list! You're It Boy 2005 Elect!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:53 (twenty years ago)

x-post

Yeah, well. Shit.

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:54 (twenty years ago)

Also I am part Irish.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:54 (twenty years ago)

My name fools people.

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:54 (twenty years ago)

I was on your list Chris, which means I am going to send you a christmas card!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 15 November 2004 06:57 (twenty years ago)

I hope everyone on my list is so considerate.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:11 (twenty years ago)

you're the only person on my list jeremy. now show us your pants again...

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:13 (twenty years ago)

underpants obviously.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago)

Seriously, dude, bookmark it, it saves time:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/nakedme.gif

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago)

maybe this is why everybody thinks I'm a noize dude!

pants = wolf eyes.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:15 (twenty years ago)

i can't be bothered w/this whole thread, but i like lots of ilxors. i don't usually have anything interesting or insightful to post to ilm (and if i do i usaully feel a bit intimidated). i don't have the time/internet connection to invest much in ile, though I pop in.

but there are a lot of posters i almost feel like i should send personal emails thanking them for the entertainment and/or (especially) knowledge they have bequeathed onto me and everyone else wise enough to have frequented this board. and a special thanks to all who first populated the board (and those who have followed), some of which i have only read years after the fact, who helped changed how i look/listen at/to music or whatever else (and so life).

― artdamages (artdamages), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:15 (twenty years ago)

amazing.

xposts!

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:17 (twenty years ago)

is there any way to slow that down?

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:19 (twenty years ago)

oh geez...

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:20 (twenty years ago)

Save it to your computer before he deletes it!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:24 (twenty years ago)

done!

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:26 (twenty years ago)

And this, too, while you're at it.

http://giganticmag.com/images/slappymon.gif

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:27 (twenty years ago)

haha, reload now: suckaz!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:28 (twenty years ago)

it's the Momus-coon! fear!

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:29 (twenty years ago)

I saved it too, Remy. xoxo.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:30 (twenty years ago)

http://c.myspace.com/00020/13/94/20084931_l.gif

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:31 (twenty years ago)

here:

http://giganticmag.com/images/nakedme.gif

Ha! So there!

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:31 (twenty years ago)

I couldn't have giffed it better myself!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:31 (twenty years ago)

Wow, I had thought Kenan probably hated me!

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:31 (twenty years ago)

What? Why would you think that? I don't hate much, really. I just front like I do.

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:33 (twenty years ago)

holy carp, that was fast.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:34 (twenty years ago)

Did I not mention your It Boy 2005 Elect status?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:35 (twenty years ago)

x-post
Oh cuz I fucked with you on a couple of threads, glad you didn't take it to heart.
I'm usually just clownin'.

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:37 (twenty years ago)

i'm ready for the close-up mister coombs.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:37 (twenty years ago)

my favorites are the ones who make me laff! dan p, rjg, trife, blount, tracer, ken c, cozen, slutsky, chris p, leon nicole, tep. but maybe also the ones who i see on a regular basis like aaron w and geeta and andy b. and ones i don't see often enough like felicity who i might possibly be distantly related to and would like to go shopping with, and yanc3y and mary who live in my neighborhood, and byron who thinks im a bad influence, nabisco who probably thinks im a bad influence, and lauren who abandoned us for greener pastures, and dan selzer who doesnt dj enough, and hstencil who loves booa, and hypoglycemic ally, and starry who's hair i like to condition with semen. and the cute ilx boys who i would give up booze, drugs, parties, my superficial lifetyle and move to a farm in iowa with.

but the ones who promised me CDRs of Wolf Eyes (kingfish) and Dolly Mixture (keith), but never delivered, get the gas face

― phil-two (phil-two), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:39 (twenty years ago)

140 by 164 pixels is big enough, but they have to be the right pixels.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:39 (twenty years ago)

xxxpost I don't remember you fucking with me, Aaron. I just remember you being smart and funny and stuff. Broad sketches.

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:41 (twenty years ago)

what happened to kenan-in-his-underpants?

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:42 (twenty years ago)

not animated enough.

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 07:44 (twenty years ago)

I understand how you feel Remy: you would be beaten into my top ten not because I don't like you and find you interesting and entertaining, because I do, but because I've been here over three times as long as you, and therefore formed a stronger liking for other people who've been here a while, and people I've talked to a lot on AIM, and in particular people I see regularly in person - that means there are like a hundred people with a big head start on you. Perhaps I should do separate lists in separate categories - in-person friends (there are dozens of these by now), AIM friends, been on ILE at least since I arrived, relatively new people...

But even I'm not quite that obsessed.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Monday, 15 November 2004 13:45 (twenty years ago)

My list - in no particular order - includes only people I haven't met in real life (which naturally leaves out a lot of my favourite posters but avoids blurring of criteria):

Michael White - hilarious and both erudite and filthy
aimurchie - always interesting, warm and passionate
Remy - constantly surprising
jel - funny, peaceable and generally endearing
nabisco - simply the wisest man on ILE
Ned - kind, clever and sane
Nicole - witty like nobody else
Tuomas - great stories, big heart
nickalicious - just insanely funny
Alba [ok cheating since I have met him once] - deep thinking with added crap jokes

(and sharing the number 11 spot are Casuistry, Dee, luna, Chris V, Sarah, n/a and various other TITTWISers who really have their own separate status even though I've not met them.)

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago)

You mean I have to kill all those people AND Ned to make your list?

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:50 (twenty years ago)

Dude, I didn't even get a mention!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:50 (twenty years ago)

I thought I already killed you!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:51 (twenty years ago)

talk about me guys!!!

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:52 (twenty years ago)

Don't be jealous, Cozen.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:53 (twenty years ago)

Ah was that it!
x-post

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:53 (twenty years ago)

psyche!

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago)

you little troublemaker.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago)

watch us wreck the mic

xpost

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago)

The psyches of a clown when there's no one around.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago)

You mean I have to kill all those people AND Ned to make your list?

Well, on the one hand you'd kill the goose that laid the golden egg, but on the other hand think of the posthumous retrospective you could create.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Lauren's back! Back again.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Ned, when you said you were shitting bricks I didn't think you meant gold bricks.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago)

PP, I have met you so you were disqualified at the first fence :)

And Chris, you were supposed to assume that there's like an *uber-list* for TITTWIS. Or something.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:02 (twenty years ago)

Ned, when you said you were shitting bricks I didn't think you meant gold bricks.

But I'm like a brick house. Wait, no I'm not.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago)

I'm GANGSTA!!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:04 (twenty years ago)

WiLL WerK to be in SUM oNes liSt.

― 3underscore (___), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:10 (twenty years ago)

Since I live in a faraway land, I can't claim I really know any of you, and even though I'm sorta against the idea of lists, I decided to make one anyway, because if someone's not on the list, that's probably only because I forgot him/her. So, these are the first people to pop into my mind with whom I love interacting here:

Alba/N.
Dee
Ned
Ken C
Luna
Tep
Pinkpanther
Kate
Gear
Martin S.
Nick A.
Roxymuzak
Chris P.
Mark C.
Samantha
Archel
The rest of the TITTWIS posse
The folks on I Love Comics I didn't already mention

Also, absent posters who I miss would include:

Winter/Sommer/Herbstmute (though I'm not sure whether he's posting under a differetn title)
Ipsofacto

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:11 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I must also add Hanna (from Stockholm) and Tiit on my list.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago)

...as well as Mandee and Dan Perry.

(I guess the whole idea of trying to come up with any sort of comprehensive list was silly form the beginning.)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago)

"from"

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago)

i like Archel's rule about having not met them. i'll copy that, so this is ten people i would most like to meet for the first time:

chris v
teeny
nick southall (so close! two times now...)
dan perry
luna
nickalicious
ailsa
piscesboy (tho technically we have SEEN each other - so if not he then jaymc)
gear!
jess (if he still counts - if not then jbr)

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:15 (twenty years ago)

I'm doing mine by broad categories, so I can squeeze people that I forgot in later:
1. Sarah McLusky (duh)
2. Chicago ILXors, because they put up with me in real life and hang out with me when I am lonely and are overall a fine group of fellows(jaymc, Kenan & J., amateur!!!st, Jeff-PTTL & J., Todd Swiss, kelsey)
3. The old-skool ILXors who were nice to me when I was new (Ned, Martin, Dan Perry)
4. ILXors who are hated on by other ILXors for reasons I can't figure out but who are actually really awesome (ken c., Ian Williams, sometimes Jon).
5. This is a big one: ILXors who consistently amaze me by being both funny and intelligent like all the time, when I can usually barely do one of the two (Remy, Chris P., Tep, nabisco, nickalicious, roxymuzak, more that I'm forgetting right now).
6. TITTWISers, even oops, even though he's a cock.
7. ILXors who put me on their list (uh, ailsa, Tuomas, and Kenan again).
8. ILXors who have said nice things about my band (nabisco, anthony mmmmm!ccio, teeny, Tep, and others).
9. Whoever the hell it is who does the black metal dudes (eg, Vas Djiferens at al). I don't know who they are, I don't even want to know because it would kind of ruin it, but they are hilarious and geniuses and have true dedication to their characters.
10. I want to give a big ups to my man God.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:23 (twenty years ago)

When I said "The Scandinavians" I meant Tuomas, t//t, and the black metal dudes. And Conner Smedley.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

My top ten ILxors:

1. Clive T
2. mousse phlebotomist
3. Daca
4. Vaine V
5. Kuri Oas
6. Frank of Lighthouse
7. Bowi Lo
8. KlAAAAAAAAs
9. turkworse
10. dood E

― Corin Copse, Monday, 15 November 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

When I said "The Scandinavians" I meant Tuomas, t//t, and the black metal dudes.

Thanks, even though neither Finland nor Estonia belongs to Scandinavia...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:46 (twenty years ago)

but scandinavia belongs to you! in your heart of hearts you know this tuomas! the power is in your grasp - seize it!

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago)

What, you mean the power of Greyskull?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago)

My "Scandinavian Humor And Other Myths" book includes Finland, and my Finnish ex-roommate considered himself Scandi. Q.E.D.

I'll admit Estonia is a bit of a stretch.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Ew, you call your penis "Greyskull"?

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:50 (twenty years ago)

When I said "The Scandinavians" I meant Tuomas, t//t, and the black metal dudes. And Conner Smedley.

Wolfman's got fjords!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago)

I'll admit Estonia is a bit of a stretch.

But it's the land of the flagrant Balts. (As opposed to Latvia, land of the vagrant Balts, and Lithuania, land of the fragrant Balts.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

i read that as fragrant balls and broke into a sweat

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Bacon, Avocado, Lettuce and Tomato?

― Michael White (Hereward), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Estonians aren't Balts either....................... I think

― Ol' Dirty Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

technically estonia is considered to be iberian

― cinniblount (James Blount), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

You guys are being mean to the Estonians! Let them be in your clubs!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Siberian shurely?

― Ol' Dirty Dadaismus (Dada), Monday, 15 November 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago)

I don't really approve of this thread, but because it's only 10:45 and it's dead as a doorknob here at work and the other threads are progressing so damn slowly, I might as well throw in my two cents. I'm uncomfortable with this thread because I feel it's unncecessarily exclusionary. That said, if I fail to cite anyone here, please don't take it personally. These are in no rank nor order.

1. JBR & Elvis Telecom for their wisdom and taste for recognizing the singular majesty of Devo.
2. Ned for his tireless good nature, bottomless knowledge of decent music and welcoming, inclusive attitude.
3. DJ Martian & Stew Osbourne for HONORING THE FIRE, something the rest of you generally fail miserably at like the pabulum-addicted sheep you so regretfully are.
4. Geeta for being fabulous at all times.
5. Ally for being damn funny 1000% if the time.
6. Eisbar for wishing death to false metal. Like a true man would.
7. Nickalicious for his funky nickaliciousness.
8. Je4nne Fury for being one bitchin' badass babe who rocks harder than most men I know.
9. Amateur!!!st and hstencil for absolutely never letting me off the hook nor giving me a hall pass without first checking my identification.
10. Scott Seward & wife for being amusing and saying nice thins about my daughter.
11. Martin Skidmore for being a funny gem of power.
12. I was going to cite Miccio, but I don't believe he cited me, so fuck'em. Plus, he's infuritating because he's got a brain fulla knowledge and some degree of taste, yet still chooses to coat his eardrums with sickly bean paste like Good Charlotte and Warrant.
13. Satan, for showing me the way.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 November 2004 16:01 (twenty years ago)

Additions to mine:
11. People who piss me off sometimes but I still appreciate them because it's fun to spar with them and they're still awesome when I agree with them (Alex in NYC, oops, JW, hstence, Chuck Eddy, and even Momus).
12. Ally and TOMBOT I can't believe I forgot them OMG!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 15 November 2004 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Norway p3wns all of the other countries, fules.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 15 November 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago)

There's not enough Geir love here.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 15 November 2004 16:54 (twenty years ago)

I like that one and that other one and that fella and them fellas and that other one* and him and her and that other one.

(* - my favourite)

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 15 November 2004 16:56 (twenty years ago)

There's not enough Geir love here.

There's never enough Geir love...anywhere. The streets should be filled with children singing his praises.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 15 November 2004 16:59 (twenty years ago)

he hasn't been around here so much, maybe THAT'S why people forgot about Geir

some people hardly ever post but still figure in many people's lists, which would be interesting if...?

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago)

*contemplates "fucking ilxors"*
*mind melts, blushing*

*tries unmelt mind*
*mind unyields, frustrated*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago)

Oh fuck, I forgot...

14. Chuck Eddy (thanks n/a)...who, despite his inexplicable appreciation for the titans of slackjawed mediocrity that are Kix, is a cool, funny and knowledgable gent.
15. n/a for citing me, even though I piss him off.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago)

you people who keep naming everybody are making me feel bad for trying to stick to 10

THIS THREAD IS THE EVIL

― m1cc1o, Monday, 15 November 2004 17:06 (twenty years ago)

I made a list, but then I thought - there is no point!

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago)

Ah, but sometimes there's two!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:13 (twenty years ago)

ROXY DID THIS TO MY BRAIN BECAUSE I THINK DAFT PUNK IS LAME WELL HAHA REVENGE WAS YOURS YOU FIENDISH MINX

― m1cc1o, Monday, 15 November 2004 17:15 (twenty years ago)

as someone who has more or less recently retired from here, let me just say that there is no punk-rock HAHA NO ONE DARES MENTION ME feeling to be derived from this thread, just "oh man I guess I made the right choice, no one loves me here anyway"

― Oh Shit, Monday, 15 November 2004 17:16 (twenty years ago)

he hasn't been around here so much, maybe THAT'S why people forgot about Geir

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got somethin' to say
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Geir

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Thanks for putting me on your list, people who did so! You rule! *thumbs up*

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago)

13. Nicole/Leon, who I forgot. Doh.

Alex, you piss me off in a good way. You are sure of yourself and your opinions in a way that I could never be. It's the same thing with oops, you are both so resolute in your arguments, which sometimes annoys me, but once I calm down I realize it's a good trait as opposed to my wishy-washy-ness.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago)

i nearly put Alex NYC on my list but then i thought it probably wouldn't be good to meet him as this could only dispel the man TEH MYTH

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago)

Aw, that's sweet, n/a -- I thought you hated me!

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

I am listening to Warrant right now!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

who's gonna make "top 10 ilxors who would get annoyed by this thread"?

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

Wishy-washy is sexy.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

some of my favs

all of the chicago people obv. (n/a, sarah, jaymc, amateur!!st, kenan, etc)
nickalicious
j0n williams
ian j0hnson
scott seward
roxy
ken c
ally
adaml
jess

― todd swiss (eliti), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago)

I like n/a and sarah's song on the ilx comp!

ha, I make his list now!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

How could anyone hate Nicole? She is funny and awesome! There are very few ILXors I "hate," (as much as you can really hate an internet persona) only like one or two I can think of, and they don't even really post much anymore. So you are all in the clear.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago)

fuck tha haterz~

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:28 (twenty years ago)

*contemplates "all in the clear"*
*still likes "fucking ilxors" bettah*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:29 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry if I called you Scandinavian. I was merely admiring your furniture.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:31 (twenty years ago)

How could anyone hate Nicole? She is funny and awesome!

That's for damned sure! I've been saying this for years!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago)

We would too had we known her for years (how ironic it is you who revives the jealous thread)

― m1cc1o, Monday, 15 November 2004 17:33 (twenty years ago)

Nicole and Hanle y would be near the top of my ilxors I'd like to meet list, if such a list existed!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Hey, you're mean! (xpost)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago)

Well, yes. Nicole often is free with the self-loathing, but is one of the lucky folks others see as very trenchant and cool and in need of a vacation from the crack pipe of self-deprecation.

― suzy (suzy), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:35 (twenty years ago)

NED IS THE BOMB!!!

― m1cc1o, Monday, 15 November 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago)

Suzy OTM. (And I would go on even further except Nicole would get terribly embarrassed.)

Miccio, I mock you forever for THE DRUNK 5 AM SEAN CONNERY IMPERSONATION. (I wuv yu.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:37 (twenty years ago)

I raped the brain of barrush i did. I penetrated his well-being like it was the roch. I remain proud.

― m1cc1o, Monday, 15 November 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago)

PERVERTALIST.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago)

It's more than a year since I met Ned, and we observed the one ring cased in a lava lamp. And almost a year since I met Anthony, and he advised me to buy the All American Rejects, which I did and they are great! Anyway, come back to London again dudes!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:42 (twenty years ago)

ok seriously, i haven't read this thread it all, but I just wanted to say it's the lamest thing I've ever seen.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:43 (twenty years ago)

Jel: will be seeing you and all the London folks in July, good sir! And the Glasgow crew then too if I can help it!

Oops, but I'm an inoffensive milquetoast, how can you hate?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:44 (twenty years ago)

Only people I haven't met. And there are loads of people I like not on here, so calm down:

1. s1ocki
2. Ally
3. Stevem
4. Alba
5. Remy
6. Huck
7. cinniblount
8. Jordan
9. Begs2Differ
10. jocelyn

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago)

(order not imp't)

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:45 (twenty years ago)

i forgot:

alisa
spencer chow
stevem
begs2differ

― todd swiss (eliti), Monday, 15 November 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

i forgot Spencer as well, and Tim F, bah

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, me too, both of 'em!

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:17 (twenty years ago)

I kinda regret posting that list, btw. I feel unclean somehow.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago)

I like most of you.

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago)

no one likes me though.

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago)

Jed! I just asked for a picture of you in the "what do you look like" thread. Provide one!

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago)

Jed, you're too handsome to be popular.

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago)

haha!

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago)

Prune Face was in Return of the Jedi, I swear I had the action figure!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:29 (twenty years ago)

I had that action figure!

― Huk-L, Monday, 15 November 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Top 10 Star Wars action figures:

1) Prune Face guy
2) The Emperor. Dude he was THE EMPEROR. Because these were Star Wars figures, though, his robe was solid plastic divided into three parts -- the body and the two arms -- so that it looked really weird if you moved the arms around much. In my adventures, he was mostly the Emperor of Standing Around Awkwardly.
3) Bossk. It's just a great name. Bossk. It's like he was a space Sleestak.
4) Luke in Jedi Master mode, with the green light saber.
5) Those rhinocerous dinosaur guys from Jabba's joint.
6) Lando with sky blue plastic cape. It tore so easily that having one with an untorn cape was like getting a box of Lucky Charms where the marshmallows and Star Wars trading card had all floated to the top so you didn't have to fuck around with the cereal.
7) Roadblock. Not actually a Star Wars figure, but I wanted Lando to have a brother.
8) The tauntaun. Instead of having the action figures straddle this thing with their legs -- which could only move forward and back like scissors, after all -- their legs were pushed down into the innards of this poor space antelope. Theoretically this meant you could hide quarters or GI Joe guns in them, though.
9) Leia with the disguise helmet from Jedi, you could take the helmet and put it on other people and make them into new characters, who usually had cool bombs.
10) Greedo, because he just looked so fucking cool. Just as Roadblock always got in on the Star Wars action, Greedo was always borrowed for Micronauts adventures.
11) Alex in NYC

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:46 (twenty years ago)

I should mention that I liked #5 because they seemed larger than the other figures, ergo I was getting more for my money.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:49 (twenty years ago)

The original series, where their lightsabers retracted into their arms were awesome.

― Huk-L, Monday, 15 November 2004 18:50 (twenty years ago)

The Rancor was the king of Star Wars figures.

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:51 (twenty years ago)

Haha, as soon as Star Wars figures are brought up, all the ILCers come out of the woodwork.

― Wooden (Wooden), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Oh yeah, switchblade lightsabers kicked ass. It was like Wolverine! And they could never be disarmed.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:53 (twenty years ago)

I was always losing the guns -- Han Solo's ninja skills came into play more than once, skills he didn't display in the movies because the movies had a prop department.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 18:54 (twenty years ago)

MAKE MINE MICRONAUTS!

http://www.micro-outpost.com/pictures/misc/karzacst.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago)

i forgot alba too. i find him calming. like a balm.

― m. (mitchlnw), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:00 (twenty years ago)

like a bam!

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:02 (twenty years ago)

Forgot about yakface.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:06 (twenty years ago)

Actually, you want Joe Lieberman lookalikes?

http://www.cswu.cz/cast/temp/images/ian.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:08 (twenty years ago)

haha true!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago)

If only Lieberman dressed so nattily.

― Huk-L, Monday, 15 November 2004 19:13 (twenty years ago)

We need to elect that Star Trek juror to something.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:15 (twenty years ago)

Can Dan have a running mate for Papal Office?

― Huk-L, Monday, 15 November 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

I like some of you. I am not on any list. I don't think I know who you are.

― Ally C (Ally C), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

you're on my list, cookie, and so is jed.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago)

I know, that that is worth less than nothing, but it's all I can do.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago)

The position of vice-pope is already taken by Jesus.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:19 (twenty years ago)

: )

― jed_ (jed), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago)

You would have been on my list Cook (and RJG. and Cozen. and Cathy, and Alba and Madchen) if it weren't for my decision not to include people I am likely to bump into down the pub, for fear of them getting bigheaded. You all know I like you :)

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:25 (twenty years ago)

I thought Momus was the Vice Pope.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Excellent Star Wars post Tep! Did anyone else collect the tokens from the back of action figures and wait months and months, for that dude who co-piloted the Millenium Falcon in Jedi? I totally forgot his name :(

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago)

Ally, you were on my list, that I never posted, but you are kind of one of the people I like best, in general, not just on ILX. I feel this listing is somewhat unfair.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:26 (twenty years ago)

you people were all on my list, if you read it.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:28 (twenty years ago)

I don't think I know who you are.
-- Ally C

That's cule. Means you don't have to admire neither my iberian nor my Siberian furniture :)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:29 (twenty years ago)

poeple taking this message board WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too seriously shocker

(not a response to any specific recent post btw)

― amateur!!st, Monday, 15 November 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago)

Nien Nunb, I think? I totally sent away for him! I think that's how you had to get Bossk, too, or one of the other bounty hunters. There were always five or six action figures, from each movie, that I didn't remember from the movie at all but bought anyway.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:30 (twenty years ago)

jaxon

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Phew, yeah, Nien Numb, that's the one, thanks Tep! I was dreading an evening of endless googling looking for his name. Oh dear, I think I will go and finish my university work.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:33 (twenty years ago)

you people were all on my list, if you read it.

RJG, your list said you liked most people you had met. That could be open to interpretation by paranoid people. Like me Ally C :)

Is it a stupid thing to say that I wouldn't have been in the slightest bit bothered if I hadn't been on anyone's list, now that I have been mentioned on three (even if n/a's included virtually everyone that's ever posted to ILX)? Or will no-one believe me?

― ailsa (ailsa), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago)

I had Nien Numb too! I was slightly disappointed, because all I knew was that I had a Star Wars action figure coming in the mail, but I didn't know which one. It wasn't as bad as the year my brother got Luke Sywalker in full Jeid dress in his stocking and I got Lando in Bounty Hunter disguise! Boy, was I pissed off.

― Huk-L, Monday, 15 November 2004 19:43 (twenty years ago)

-Adam
-Adam
-Slocki
-n/a
-jocelyn
-Sarah
-jaymc
-Jess (ret.)
-Ethan (ret.)
-Josh (ret.)

(and most of the rest of y'all too)

I wonder what happened to my Star Wars figures. I remember selling the Dagobah set to some kid in middle school.

― Jordan (Jordan), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:47 (twenty years ago)

I sold my Star Wars figures at a school fete :(

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago)

I had a C3PO with detachable arms and legs, and they are probably still buried in the backyard of my old house, waiting to be "rescued".

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago)

I went away to college. Came back one vacation and all my Star Wars stuff was gone. Thanks a lot, Mom!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:53 (twenty years ago)

Mine seem to have vanished in yard sales and whatnot, although I'm pretty sure I saw the Darth Vader's Head Action Figure Carrying Case in my mother's basement. I wonder if the new Star Wars figures actually have elbow and knee joints and whatnot.

(GI Joe always seemed superior in that respect, but they were also slightly more expensive -- $2.50 to Star Wars' $2.00 or something similar -- so I generally went the Star Wars route if I had a multiple of dollars that would result in an extra figure as a result, or money left over for a soda or comic book.)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:54 (twenty years ago)

I had that one too! C-3PO came with a sack so that Chewie could carry him on his back!

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago)

In first or second grade, we made an awesome Sarlaac Pit in the sandbox in the schoolyard. And then, later on, in like, fifth grade, we were digging around and found a C-3PO, and I was like, "Wow, that's probably mine!"

― Huk-L, Monday, 15 November 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago)

I still have an Empire Strikes Back pillow case. Not in theory or closet, but actually on my pillow, on my bed, right now. Geez, it's more than 20 years old now, is my head made of balsa?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:56 (twenty years ago)

This is one of the greatest thread derails of all time.

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago)

I think my mom still has my old Empire Strikes Back bed set, yeah.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Monday, 15 November 2004 19:59 (twenty years ago)

TS:

those very tiny Star Wars playsets ("it's Cloud City, but pocket-sized!") vs not-quite-toys like "it's a tauntaun's head, filled with candy! just like the real tauntauns!"

Millennium Falcon with secret hiding spot panel vs landspeeder that was cool and all but you realized was the same shade of brown as your mother's faux-wood-panel stationwagon

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 20:02 (twenty years ago)

Spinning around in an inner tube in the middle of the lake to pretend you were "going into hyperspace" vs pretending to be Luke & Leia with your sister circa 1977-1982, then seeing Jedi and going AHHHHH

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 20:04 (twenty years ago)

(I know that would be more traumatic if it was actually that they began as siblings and somehow discovered that, unbeknownst to them, they had secretly been having sex -- but I still have friends who claim to be traumatized by the reveal.)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 15 November 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago)

1) Matos
2) cinniblount
3) nickalicious
4) Scott Seward (even tho he haterizes on El-P)
5-10) anyone who traded for one of my CDRs, even if they're ingrates who forgot to list me on this thread

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 15 November 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago)

(see if you chumps get anything in the mail from me ever again)
(now I push the button to launch the PUNISHMENT MISSILE)

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 15 November 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago)

(DISCLAIMER: my anger is 75% insincere and 25% "maybe if I posted drunk more...")

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 15 November 2004 20:30 (twenty years ago)

I almost feel bad about thinking about Star Wars figures now that Nate has returned to the topic. (It IS a great thread derail, though.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 20:55 (twenty years ago)

I am probably the only child of the '80s that never really had action figures. I was all about the Legos. And the Hot Wheels.

http://www.javelinamx.com/JavHome/toys/diecasts/hw09.jpg

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:06 (twenty years ago)

Top 10 ILXors in my cellphone addressbook:

1. kyle
2. Alex in SF
3. Gygax!
4. JaXoN
5. Michael White
6. little star
7. Spencer Chow
8.
9.
10.

I also had Sean Carruthers on my old phone!

― adam... (nordicskilla), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago)

ned helps me remember that life is better when i'm nice
sinker's undisguised and infectious delight at his own gift
scott seward brought katatonia into my life
martin skidmore is a peach
tim finney writes really well
dr. c has great taste
john darnielle is a rocker with a conscience
drew daniel is the rookie of the year
ronan is earnest and sharp and always has something good to say
siegbran and momus and gygax and lots of other people

― dan (dan), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Nate, if it makes you feel better, you're one of my favorite bloggers and critics, but I don't think of you as an "ILX poster" much anymore.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:08 (twenty years ago)

Don't worry, I've got a hankerin' to start a good half-dozen threads about the Fall shortly

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

I guess I should put Alex in NYC on my list mostly because him and I share a tendency to be PISSED! OFF! (though my targets are more abstract and wide-ranging and kept under my hat until they simmer to MEGA DEATH EXPLOSION levels)

― MC Transmaniacon (natepatrin), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

14. Adamlnordicskillz. Who I forgot also. But who probably fits under the funny & smart category.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

ILXors in my cellphone address book:

1. Jeff-PTTL
2. kelsey
3. Kenan
4. Matthew Perpetua
5. N/A
6. Sarah McLusky
7. Nabisco
8. Phil-Two
9. scott pl.
10. Teeny

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

TEXT ME L8TER BOO!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago)

Don't worry, I've got a hankerin' to start a good half-dozen threads about the Fall shortly

*needles scratches across record* *chair scurches out*

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago)

NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago)

14. Adamlnordicskillz. Who I forgot also. But who probably fits under the funny & smart category.

Now that is sweet. Perhaps if/when we meet you can be #8 on my phone!

I'm not very smart, by the way.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago)

"scott seward brought katatonia into my life"

YAY!!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago)

I am spreading the love today.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago)

I forgot Sean Carruthers and I feel like a malodorous dollop of dung for doing so. See, I told you this thread was bad juju.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago)

I guess I should put Alex in NYC on my list mostly because him and I share a tendency to be PISSED! OFF! (though my targets are more abstract and wide-ranging and kept under my hat until they simmer to MEGA DEATH EXPLOSION levels)
-- MC Transmaniacon (natepatri...), November 15th, 2004. (later)
------------------------------------------------------------------------
I guess I should put Alex in NYC on my list mostly because him and I share a tendency to be PISSED! OFF! (though my targets are more abstract and wide-ranging and kept under my hat until they simmer to MEGA DEATH EXPLOSION levels)

-- MC Transmaniacon (natepatri...), November 15th, 2004. (later)

Spiking viking helmet aloft to you as well, Sir Nate!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago)

Ilxors in my cell phone (in alphabetical order):

Oops
Bryan
the Velvet Bingo
Jeanne Fury
Kingfish
Martin
Ned
Nichole
Nickalicious
electrifying mojo
Sam
Tep
Vic

I used to have a couple more, but lost them in the cell phone crash of '04.

If you would like to be included on this oh-so-exclusive list, email me your phone number.*

*This also means I may one day call you.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago)

scott seward brought katatonia into my life

He said he would bring it into my life as well and I've still not received anything WAH. (I tease, as this was more than made up for by the fact that he really liked Disco Inferno. :-))

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago)

noone remembers me except anthony. :-(

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:35 (twenty years ago)

Luna, haven't I talked to you on your cell phone before? How did I not make the list? *Now* I'm hurt.

― Kenan (kenan), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Oh, I forgot to mention Adam Nordicskillz too on my list. When I was a newbie here, he was one of the first people to make an impression on me, I guess because he was relatively new as well back then, so I wasn't that intimidated by him.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:38 (twenty years ago)

!!! You are on there, K - I somehow skipped you, I'm sorry. Chris B is too.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago)

I like the Doc, Martin S, Ailsa, and, now, Michael White.

Matt DC: you are incorrect: I have always, unsurprisingly, named JtN, when such things have come up. Perhaps you have not read my posts. Or perhaps I imagined them.

I guess Steady M is OTM.

― the bellefox, Monday, 15 November 2004 21:40 (twenty years ago)

i hate you guys

― big chaki (chaki), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:42 (twenty years ago)

you're always in my top 10, chaki.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 15 November 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

1. Dee
2. Dee
3. Dee
4. Dee
5. Dee
6. Dee
7. Dee
8. Dee
9. Dee
10.Dee

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 01:41 (twenty years ago)

I like the idea of a top 10 never-met. So:

1. Dee
2. Dan Perry
3. Sam
4. Teeny
5. Jess
6. RoxyMuzak
7. Tuomas
8. Alex in NYC
9 Andrew NF
10 TIE Ian/Jon

Top 10 ILXORS who are disqualified from the preceding list because I only met them once (unordered):

N/A & Sarah
Nabisco
Dr. C
John Darnielle
Felicity
Ally Cook
Lauren
Sterling Clover
Tracer Hand
Barima

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:08 (twenty years ago)

Top 10 ILXors who are on my MSN list (in the order they appear)

1. Andrew eneff
2. Adam crankypants (the whole single time he used it, heh)
3. Luna
4. Donna
5. Kyle
6. Mikeybidness
7. Remy
8. Sean C

... aw thats it!

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:19 (twenty years ago)

hey i'm not on yours! and i forget how to add people. you need my hotmail name, right?

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:21 (twenty years ago)

Yeah or just add me to yours (ooer) - trayce@somethingorother.com

I'm usually only on it during work hours (aust time).

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 02:23 (twenty years ago)

I'm leaving a number of people out (at least half a dozen others could easily be on the list), but, excluding those from NYC and/or that I've met (both of which categories are lovely people), 10 ILXors:

Aimless
amateur!!st
blount
Chaki
Spencer Chow
Dan Perry
Daniel_Rf
jel
jess
RJG

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago)

I keep reading the thread title as "You're Fucking 10 ILXors" and thinking How did they find out?!!?

― Andrew (enneff), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:30 (twenty years ago)

yeah, well jaymc, you're not on my cellphone address book either

hmnph

― amateur!!st, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago)

You're not, though! I don't even know where you live!

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago)

the only ilxers in my phone book are nick/sarah, jaymc, and emilymv

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago)

i transcend time and space

― amateur!!st, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago)

Meh! You say that to all the girls.

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:23 (twenty years ago)

[xxxpost: I was only pretending offense because I was drunk when I read it. Any time I use fake </emo> tags I should prefaces them with a warning that I'm bombed outta my mind.I was only pretending offense because I was drunk when I read it. Any time I use fake </emo> tags I should prefaces them with a warning that I'm bombed outta my gourd.]

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago)

Simultaneously!
xpost

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:24 (twenty years ago)

calum
aja
black metal dudes
nowell
nutty nigel
jon williams
laura e
garu gar
amazing randy

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:30 (twenty years ago)

dick!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:31 (twenty years ago)

faggort

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:32 (twenty years ago)

my new list of people who will not be on my next list:

ian!

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:33 (twenty years ago)

i like ian/jon, garu g, aaronhz, nowell

remy

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:34 (twenty years ago)

I think I'll just be annoying until everybody puts my name on their list out of spite.

― Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:35 (twenty years ago)

i'm convinced, by the way, that all but two of the people on my list are NOT REAL.

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:36 (twenty years ago)

i like folks.

some folks like me.

i used to post a lot more than i do now.

this thing likes you too:

http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/Drinking_bird.jpg

oh, and much love to all those who laugh at the shit i IM them, or have sent me CDrs(even when I spaced and forgot to send them one back), or i've talked to onna phone, or who bought video games/books off me when i was moving, or who have put me up in their house when i visit town, et al.

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:40 (twenty years ago)

Remy, what if I put you at the head of my list out of mere intimidation? Will that assuage your wounded soul?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 05:44 (twenty years ago)

Once again, I suspect I am the longest term ILXor on no one's list. And once again, I say fuck all y'all.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 08:32 (twenty years ago)

right on, colin

― big chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 08:34 (twenty years ago)

woe is me.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 08:56 (twenty years ago)

i didnt expect to be on anyones since i really dont post enough.

― todd swiss (eliti), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 08:59 (twenty years ago)

perhaps all of your hats aren't jaunty enough?

or your bees not sufficiently fat?

― kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 08:59 (twenty years ago)

Here are some people I've never met, and I've met a lot of people:

Dan
Gabbneb
phil-two
Barima
Dee
Spencer
Arthur
Pinkpanther
hstencil
Samantha

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 09:08 (twenty years ago)

Here is my list:

1. Chaki
2. Michael Daddino

I bite my thumb at the rest of ye.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 09:09 (twenty years ago)

I've been resisting doing this, as it feels awkward and presumptuous seeing as how I'm such a bit-part player round here, but fuck it.

1) Ned - first person to make me feel welcome
2) B2D - spiritual brother in mattness
3) Tep - with whom I wish to have a literary cook-off (whatever that is)
4) Lynskey - comrade in arms and dear friend anyway
5) Jarlr'mai - for we form ILX's smallest clique
6) Matt DC - perpetually OTM
7) Archel - just seems pretty damn cool to me
8) Luna - I just get the impression that we'd get on
9) Anthony Easton - for the clarity of his thought
10)Michael White - for the erudition.

Now that would be one hell of a dinner party.

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 09:10 (twenty years ago)

This is a BONKERS list. I have never noticed any "black metal dudes" on here?! Am I that able to screen things out? Ruling.

― Starry (hello chickens), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 09:33 (twenty years ago)

xpost

Let's make it happen! (You would have been on my list too, Matt, but I excluded people I'd had ANY dealings with outside of ILX and your Buzzwords connection counted. I don't think you are offended though are you?)

I think these threads are interesting sometimes, although they might be upsetting to some, because they do acknowledge the fact that ILX is a collection of personalities who arouse emotions in us, and not just a random bunch of words.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 09:38 (twenty years ago)

Yeah what is all this Black Metal Dudes stuff? Where did THEY come from?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 10:07 (twenty years ago)

Maybe it's like The Sixth Sense and most of us just can't see them.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago)

I smell ~~black metal dudes~~dead people.

― Starry (hello chickens), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 10:19 (twenty years ago)

1. dave q
2. Everyone else (you're all great, even the ones that don't like me)
.
.
.
.
392. Calum

I like the Americans but then I like Americans

― Ol' Dirty Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:07 (twenty years ago)

I made one list. Sweet. Sad.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:08 (twenty years ago)

Can't really help it, motherfucker, if the bitches be stpid as hell and can't fuck worth a goddam motherfucking nickel.

― black anus, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:15 (twenty years ago)

It is more zen to not be on any lists.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:16 (twenty years ago)

You'll all wish you had added me to your list when the Rapture comes!

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:17 (twenty years ago)

your right chris.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:20 (twenty years ago)

1. black metal dudes
2. Jesus
um..

[xpost]

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:23 (twenty years ago)

We've decided to contract out the Rapture to the black metal dudes. They'll be doing a lot of the initlal soul harvesting and redecorating. We've seen their work and we're totally pleased with it. Also, Vas is totally crazee when he's drunk. They're good guys.

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:27 (twenty years ago)

Motherfuckah! Cain't get no fucking releef from these stupid bitches no way!

― black anus, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:43 (twenty years ago)

These is some stupid bitches.

― black anus, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 11:50 (twenty years ago)

1. Dee
2. Dee
3. Dee
4. Dee
5. Dee
6. Dee
7. Dee
8. Dee
9. Dee
10.Dee

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), November 16th, 2004. (Orbit) (later)

Orbit....

LEARN THE WORDS!

:-)

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 12:15 (twenty years ago)

I made another list, top of the world maaaaaaah!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 12:22 (twenty years ago)

1. na
2. na
3. na
4. Dee
5. Dee
6. Dada
7. Dada
8. Dee
9. Dee
10. Dada

(to the clown tune from the Simpsons)

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Haha, I made Andrew Farrell's list at nos. 6, 7 & 10

― Ol' Dirty Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 12:30 (twenty years ago)

Dido

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 12:30 (twenty years ago)

(sorry i've got a cold)

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 12:30 (twenty years ago)

top ilxorz for chat:
redbulldozers
deadite alright!!
aaronhzilx
ned raggett
orion0014
kevgil01
thegardencentre
playdoh barber
ronan909
iamnotsorrysir

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:39 (twenty years ago)

i just can't imagine what you can talk about on AIM you can't talk about here

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago)

You.

― RickyT (RickyT), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:44 (twenty years ago)

i just can't imagine what you would say about me

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:47 (twenty years ago)

no.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:48 (twenty years ago)

i just can't imagine what you can talk about on AIM you can't talk about here

even if there's nothing, it doesn't mean you shouldn't talk on AIM?

although AIM is of course for persuading people not to invite others for AIM chat sessions (kiddin!)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:49 (twenty years ago)

redbulldozers: hello
b1ue5ki: hello
redbulldozers: how's it goin?
b1ue5ki: cool dog
redbulldozers: lol
b1ue5ki: what?
redbulldozers: u r teh gay
b1ue5ki: omg
redbulldozers: wtf?
lauren has been added to the conversation
lauren: hi guys, ken we should play football again soon
redbulldozers: cool
b1ueski: can i come?
lauren: NO
b1ueski has left the conversation

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:53 (twenty years ago)

so when are we going to playing football again soon?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago)

soon

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago)

er.. it was for lauren

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:56 (twenty years ago)

i'll hold the ball for you, steve. here.. try to kick it.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:58 (twenty years ago)

What really goes on on AIM behind your back.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:59 (twenty years ago)

you guys are so cute

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 14:59 (twenty years ago)

you know i'm more of a Schroeder type hon

xxpost

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago)

i totally forgot AIM even existed since moving house tho, buh

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:03 (twenty years ago)

let me try to post it again, an HTML mishap deleted most of it:
Roxymuzac: we're really not creepy
Roxymuzac: aaron
Redbulldozers: aaron
Redbulldozers: hehehe
Roxymuzac: aaron
Redbulldozers: aaron
Aaron Zanders: wha?
Redbulldozers: <3
Redbulldozers: aaron
Roxymuzac: we're not creepy aaron
Roxymuzac: aaron
Roxymuzac: join usss
Redbulldozers: <3
Roxymuzac: aaron
Redbulldozers: aaron
Redbulldozers: <3
Roxymuzac: hey aaron
Aaron Zanders: hahahahaha
Redbulldozers: <3
Redbulldozers: aaron
Redbulldozers: aaron
Redbulldozers: <3
Aaron Zanders: wtf is up with this
Roxymuzac: aaron we're not creepy
Redbulldozers: wtf?
Redbulldozers: <3
Redbulldozers: wtf?
Redbulldozers: wtf?
Phil Two Hi has left this chat.
Redbulldozers: <3
Redbulldozers: <3
Aaron Zanders: this is crazy
Redbulldozers: wtf!!!
Roxymuzac: no
Redbulldozers: <3
Redbulldozers has left this chat.
Roxymuzac has left this chat.
ronan909 has left this chat.
Aaron Zanders: ok that was weird
-- AaronHz (aaronh...), August 6th, 2004.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:07 (twenty years ago)

I knew that was coming!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:09 (twenty years ago)

that second link was the tits!

"am I still on jes?"

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:11 (twenty years ago)

But my AIM name is baggadix! How can you not have someone named baggadix on your list? Even if Tep came up with the name for me?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:12 (twenty years ago)

How in the world did Tep come up with THAT name for you?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago)

i'm still LOLling at work after reading that for the third time!

2 x xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago)

fuck you ned!

change 2x xpost to 3x xpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:13 (twenty years ago)

fuck me, too! i mean 4x

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago)

actually fuck y'all for typing so fast.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:14 (twenty years ago)

ken i love that ronan left with us

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:16 (twenty years ago)

Archel, no offence taken at all

The rest of you, how have you missed the black metal dudes? They're like the ILX house band!

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:19 (twenty years ago)

ILXors I have in my cell phone:
Sarah McLusky
Todd Swiss
Jaymc cell/jaymc home
Kenan
amateur!st
Ally (though I'm not sure if this number still works, it was from like a year ago. I should call it and see what happens.)

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:20 (twenty years ago)

...and currently all over the deathmatch thread. I have my suspicions as to who they are, but no-one knows for sure. OR DO THEY?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago)

Whoa gabbneb! :)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:21 (twenty years ago)

hahahha oh yeah! xxxxpost

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago)

ronan has the love

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago)

i mean the <3, obv.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

it's the r name that does it

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

I can do the mobile phone numbers thing:

Alix
Ally C
Ally K
Archel
Carsmile
Cabbage
Colette
Dave B
Mooro
Ken
Lara
Liz :x
Madchen
Marianna L
Matt DC
SGS
Steady Mike
Jerry the Nipper
Tim H
Vicky

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago)

does it say "jerry the nipper" in your phone?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 15:58 (twenty years ago)

The in-my-phone list:

Alix
Anna
Archel
Barima
Carsmile
Charlie #4
Chris
Colette
Dave B
Tracer Hand
Gareth
Jim D
Ken
Magnus (technically cheating but he did post once upon a time)
Marianna L
Mark C
Mark S
Pete
Rob B
Ronan
Starry
Stevem
Tim H
Toby
Tom
Vicky

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:02 (twenty years ago)

In the phone:
Suzy
Ed
Matt DC
Stevem
Toby
Lauren
Tracer Hand
Alba
Stelfox
Emma (although she doesn't post any more)
Starry Sarah
Pete
Lixi
Tom

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago)

on my phone - actual names

Ailsa
Ambrose
Archelhome
Archway
Bg Ally
Bg Mark
Cal
Calumn
Carsmile
Charlie
Cisssss
Colette
Dancity
Daveb (actually i dunno if that's dave b or dave b at work)
Doglatin
Eep
G
Home (ken c)
Homehorn
Kate
Lady M
Lixi
Liz
Lucy
Mandee
Marianna
Mark H
Pg
RJG
Rob - I don't know which
Rob B - Rob B is which!!!!
Sgs
Starry
Stevem
Surgery
Trousers
vicar

basically, i've been stalking you all and stealing all your phone numbers.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Oh and Ronan. I also used to have Porkpie's number, but it changed and he clearly doesn't like me any more.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:06 (twenty years ago)

It is nice, not being in people's phones.

Matt DC, though, has me under 'P', or is it, 'T'? I remember giving it to him at the Harrow.

― the bellefox, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago)

phone-
andrew f
andrew f home
anna
bus driver
chris
dave s
gareth
geeta
lara
lauren
matt dc
michael w
N
rob b
stevem
suzy
tim h

I didn't realise I had so many.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago)

can you spot the one that isn't an ILX poster. it's a joke!

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:11 (twenty years ago)

the phone thing is worse!

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:13 (twenty years ago)

Pinefox you are under T.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:14 (twenty years ago)

worse than death?

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:14 (twenty years ago)

Ally
DV
Rener
Lara
Millar x2
Nickie Byrne?
Pete Baran
Phil Oh
Random Googler (I think this is Stevem)
Ricky T
Ronan
Starry
Tim Hopkins
Tom Ewing
accentmonkey

I got to 'M', and thought there was going to be about six people total. I can't honestly remember how I got most of the London Kru.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Matt DC, though, has me under 'P', or is it, 'T'? I remember giving it to him at the Harrow.

isn't it always the way? they never call after you've given it to them.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Ken do you have my current mobile number?

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago)

haha "trousers"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Thanks, DC. I think that is where I belong.

I like the thought that you had to get out your telephone to check that fact.

― the bellefox, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago)

My ex-flat doesn't post as much as it used to, it's true.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago)

I have Aaronhz, Hstencil, Mark C, RJG, Ally C and Miccio in my phone book.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago)

ILXors I have in my cell phone:

NA/Sarah McLusky
Felicity

― amateur!!st, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago)

actually felicity is literally trapped in my cell phone, this explains why she hasn't been posting to ilx lately

― amateur!!st, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago)

i would have jaymc but i've lost his number

― amateur!!st, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:25 (twenty years ago)

stevem has the numbers for all of london's sam smith pubs

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago)

oops mandee i don't have your current number!! all i have is your old london number :\

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:30 (twenty years ago)

by trousers i meant "pants" obv!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)

:/ :/ :/

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)

I only have a few IlXors numbers...
James (of course)
Kate
Rob B
Colette
Archel
Doglatin

Now come on, give me your phone numbers!

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago)

:\ send me your new number so i can update!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago)

actually felicity is literally trapped in my cell phone, this explains why she hasn't been posting to ilx lately

You must free her this instant.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:33 (twenty years ago)

As for numbers I have ken's, doglatin's, and roger adultery's I think?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago)

I don't even have a phone :(

But it had some of your numbers in it when I did.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:40 (twenty years ago)

and rutherford mills'?

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:41 (twenty years ago)

oh right, ok.
so:
ken c
doglatin
rutherford mills
roger adultery

what a motley crew. and I've only ever called one of em.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Phone:

er, no one.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago)

ahem, anna, you now have my number :)

― Porkpie (porkpie), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:19 (twenty years ago)

STOP THE MADNESS

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:21 (twenty years ago)

and the one you called didn't believe you are american!

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago)

i know this is a bit late, but re: Kenan's picture posts: i now can think of you ONLY as Captain Underpants. In a good way!

― aimurchie, Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

i didnt call him ken, you did!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:29 (twenty years ago)

ILXors in my cell phone:
bnw
Carey
Dan Perry
Tracer Hand (???? This is like a 2 yr old # now)
Geeta
Ian Johnson
hstencil
felicity
Mary
Matos
nabisco
Otis Wheeler
Paul Eater
Jimmy the Mod
Spencer Chow
Tom Millar
Yanc3y

You are my favorite ILXors. Let's all make love.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:47 (twenty years ago)

I have Dom and Alex In Doncaster's numbers. I like them both very much.

― William Bloody Swygart (mrswygart), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:52 (twenty years ago)

Now come on, give me your phone numbers!
-- PinXorchiXoR

yeh? okeh, mine's
s1-õõ71o

...the only ilxor numero in my phone is that of Margus K''s, who very rarely posts on ilm.

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago)

I haven't got anybody's number. I haven't got a mobile phone. And, reading this thread, I haven't got anything to say to all you haters.

:,,,,,,,-(

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:55 (twenty years ago)

I'll pretend I have your phone #, if you like.

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Thanks Ally!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Exactly Allyzay, let's all make believe.

(x-believe-post)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

I once got an anonymous text from Alba when I didn't have his number. terrifying.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

Ronan, if that's true, how do you know it was him?

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Now come on, give me your phone numbers!

+358505641841

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:36 (twenty years ago)

it became apparent afterwards Ally. like a few weeks later.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:42 (twenty years ago)

I have few phone numbers in my mobile:
Luna
Andrew L
Colette
Ken C
Lixi
Liz
Mark S
Michael Jones
Tim H

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 18:55 (twenty years ago)

I don't have any! I'm just not a phone person.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:01 (twenty years ago)

You are my favorite ILXors. Let's all make love.

you dont have my phone number?? you must get so confused/scared when i send you naughty text messages.

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:03 (twenty years ago)

Mobile number wise I have:

Ally C (mobile and work)
Ally C & RJG (flat)
Madchen
Carsmile Steve
Ken C

I never phone any of them though. The other day I found a bit of paper with Madchen and Alba's home phone number from when they lived in London, if that counts (probably not).

― ailsa (ailsa), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago)

top5 London Summer FAP ILX0rs most easily understood by non native english speakers (a rough guide):

1-ken c
2-colette
3-Julio Desouza
4-William Swygart
5-Anna

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:12 (twenty years ago)

On my cell phone I have:

* a txt message function
* an unbearably twee image with bears and shit saying "happy birthday!", sent by an ill-advised friend
* as much of the lyrics to "There Is A Light And It Never Goes Out" as I could fit into txt-speak (I wrote this bored while waiting for class yesterday)
* a picture of Leonard Maltin dressed as a pirate
* a reminder list of the best wines in Portugal
* The Amazing Randy

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:17 (twenty years ago)

a picture of Leonard Maltin dressed as a pirate

!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago)

How in the world did Tep come up with THAT name for you?

Nick and Sarah were having trouble registering an AIM account or something if I remember right, so I did it for em and figured I shouldn't use their real names without knowing if they wanted them used, but that Baggadix was a name easily recognizable as Ilxorian. Plus, now I have tricked ILX into telling people to eat Nick.

The only ilxors in my phone are Luna and Teeny, but I don't like the telephone. I have a large chunk of ILComics in my email address book, and another dozen or so non-ILCers.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago)

Plus, now I have tricked ILX into telling people to eat Nick.

Cannibal proxy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:45 (twenty years ago)

oh no my number has changed! none of you actually have it now. And the one person's number I did have (Nick A) I think I lost because it was in the old phone and when I went to transfer the numbers I said, oh, N1ck Attaw4y of AT0 Records, I won't be needing that any more! Oops.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:51 (twenty years ago)

Okay, I have Luna and Teeny-if-I-ever-travel-back-in-time, then.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:54 (twenty years ago)

I want to mention one ILXor in particular. What Ned Ragett and Dan Perry are to ILE, so

Rex Sweeney

was to Ask A Drunk - the benevolent soul of the forum. It's a shame that Rex has found greener pursuits than entertaining me and other AAD cravens with his fine wit. That place has been suffering a gaping emptiness in his absence. I wish him well.

― Aimless (Aimless), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 20:59 (twenty years ago)

ha I have no ILXors in my cell

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

Someday I hope to karaoke "Bohemian Rhapsody" with Stevem, Barima, and Anna Fielding. I'm not sure why or anything...let's just call it a vision.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago)

haha half of the ilxor numbers i have aren't good anymore.

― hockey family (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago)

I'm a free man not a number!!!!!

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago)

actually i think M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman may be my favorite poster ever.

― hockey family (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago)

I haven't looked, but I think I have Ally C, Mark C, Madchen, RJG and Liz :x listed in my phone.

― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:53 (twenty years ago)

Ditto on the Rex Sweeney. Top bloke.

― Bernard the Butler (Lynskey), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 21:59 (twenty years ago)

I have 2 ilxors in my cell and i'm not telling you who they are. ha!

― Orbit (Orbit), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Vivat Rex!

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago)

i don't need any of your numbers. When the time comes I'll just light up the ilx beacon and you'll all come running.

― Ste (Fuzzy), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1790000/images/_1794734_stoli300.jpg

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:42 (twenty years ago)

I have jaymc, nick&sarah, and kenan in my cellphone. I'm always too scared to call them though. Unless I've been drinking.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago)

Scared of what?

― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:47 (twenty years ago)

n/a is my favorite.

― Nowell (Nowell), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago)

I have everyone's numbers in my phone. BWAH HA HA HA HA!

Actually, no. I was surprised this weekend when jaymc asked me for kenan's phone number. I was like, "ok, sure," but then it wasn't in my phone.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago)

My phone contains:

Ally
Andy Beta
bnw
Carey
brief while-ago poster Emily Bee
ditto Nory
Geeta
Felicity
Mary
Maura
Phil
M. Richard-san
S F/J
TOMBOT
Gear's roommate

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:57 (twenty years ago)

Aha, and now I know who the random "Y" at the end is, if not my brother: Yanc3y!

― nabisco (nabisco), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 22:57 (twenty years ago)

You actually ask people you don't know for their phone numbers?

― Nowell (Nowell), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:03 (twenty years ago)

I only ask people I don't know for their phone numbers, how else would I get to know them?

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago)

I'm on a list!

I have four NYC women in my phone but no idea if any of the numbers work.

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:11 (twenty years ago)

nabisco, may I enquire how you obtained Gear's roommate's phone no?

― Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago)

I mean, you ask people you meet on the Internet for their phone numbers?
XXXpost

― Nowell (Nowell), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago)

My phone contains secrets.

I dunno, man. I haven't posted in so long that I don't think I can really catch up. It will never be the same. Someone using my name and doing one of my songs is on the ILX comp though. I'm totally gonna fuck him up.

On the other hand I managed to be in somebody's top 10 without even posting on ILX, so I must have done something right.

― martin m. (mushrush), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:20 (twenty years ago)

this cell phone business is interesting, so i may as well

ally
andrew l.r.
ddb
brock
carey
cutty
gygax!
emma cleveland
roger adultery (old number pre-move; still work?)
(Je)Remy
hstencil
jon williams
lauren p (old number that will probably never work again?)
laura h

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:26 (twenty years ago)

ally c
porkpie
calumn
carey
cathy
cozen
tracer
mandee
lara
alba
lauren
lixi
madchen
marianna
PF (old?)

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago)

I seem to have deleted JtN's but that is because he was at the end.

I often lose ally c's, for days, at a time, because he is at the beginning.

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago)

I'm on a list, but my name is Wife.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Tuesday, 16 November 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago)

Phil I do have your phone #, I skipped over you in my list because I have 2 Phils, you and my uncle, and I just automatically skipped your name :( :( :(

― Allyzay Science Explosion (allyzay), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:02 (twenty years ago)

I don't even have a cell phone.

― Every country has their stupid (AaronHz), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:22 (twenty years ago)

actually i think M1chael Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ph1lip Ann0yman may be my favorite poster ever.

agreed!

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 00:25 (twenty years ago)

I am amused people dont know about, or dont know who the black metal guys are... heh heh. But, I cannot say anything more, or Thor himself will give me testicles, so that he can then castrate me again.

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 02:06 (twenty years ago)

They remind me of Hans and Franz

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 02:13 (twenty years ago)

The only ilx person I've had on my phone was Ken C. It was for football. He didn't even give it me, but left it, slutlike, on a related thread, and I took it.

Then I gave the phone to a girl when I got myself a new phone. She ruthlessly pruned the numbers. I remember her saying, "Who the fuck is Ken C?". She really did say that, and it was too complicated to explain Ken C at that moment. You can imagine. So he was erased. As were others.

― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 02:26 (twenty years ago)

it was too complicated to explain Ken C at that moment

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago)

but the ones who promised me CDRs of Wolf Eyes (kingfish) and Dolly Mixture (keith), but never delivered, get the gas face

-- phil-two (philtw...), November 15th, 2004. (phil-two)

oh yeah. oh well. i mailed ned a book like three years late so you should never lose hope.

― keith m (keithmcl), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:40 (twenty years ago)

I am amused people dont know about, or dont know who the black metal guys are... heh heh. But, I cannot say anything more, or Thor himself will give me testicles, so that he can then castrate me again.

I'm going to say it...are the black metal guys not Colin and Gaz? I have always thought so, but Trayce saying this kind of gives it away, no? Colin's fingerprints are ALL over it.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:43 (twenty years ago)

...oh wait, Gaz likes metal too!

It's definitely them.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:44 (twenty years ago)

YOUR SILENCE SPEAKS VOLUMES

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Nice try at trying to make people pretend it's not you, Adam.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:52 (twenty years ago)

BULBS AND MUSIC MOLE=BUSTED

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:52 (twenty years ago)

busted? hahaha.

i wish.

]:-(

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago)

WHATEVER

― adam... (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago)

Adam is meddling in affairs that can only lead to the leaking of his own blood.

― Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:17 (twenty years ago)

I have seen America do this to many. I see he is keen to distance himself from his roots by this name change. Or perhaps that was simple affectation too.

― Sami Jheryllkanyga, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:20 (twenty years ago)

In that weakling country America, they have this saying, ‘whatever’, also used by that traitor adam, himwho I once thought to be necro, which I do not grasp, that is, the saying is that which it is which I am not begrasping. To me, it is insufficiently hateful when our instinct is to require misanthropic statement. Should not we be saying, ‘Nothing of your choices is acceptable!’ This seems truer. And yet, perhaps, it is not so catchy.

― Janne Karlsson, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:27 (twenty years ago)

which one of you two am i then?

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago)

Oh man, my testicles!

― Trayce (trayce), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:13 (twenty years ago)

MICCIO I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY I WAS DISQUALIFIED?! was it our hot snakes argument? that doesnt count -- it was IRL!

-m.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 05:14 (twenty years ago)

thermo

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 06:17 (twenty years ago)

oops, that was an accident. the beer has caught up with me.

― Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 06:26 (twenty years ago)

Its all about the consistently good posters who NEVER get mentioned on these threads.

Maybe it's the whole ODB-dying-mess, but this made me sorta emotional.

Here's a list of ILXors who have, in various way, made my time here totally worthwhile (unordered):

Stevem
Matt DC (M&S are the only 2 ILX phone numbers I have)
Jess
Nicole 'Leon' K
Toby (okay, mildly ordered there, but there were roffles, drinks, partying and Deadpool involved)
Lauren
The DanNed aka The D-N Connection
Ed O
Swygart
Cis
The Lex
Nickalicious
Kenneth C
Roxy
PinXorPanthor
Tim Fin
Albaba
Ronan
Ian & Jon (Special Skoolers Bring Da Noize)

If there's anyone I've forgotten, ~~it's a bad day @ w3rk.~~

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:06 (twenty years ago)

a really excellent list i feel.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:08 (twenty years ago)

and i had forgotten to mention kenan in my list.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 09:19 (twenty years ago)

Thanks. I forgot Yanc3y, someone I rarely talk to, but is always a pleasure to read.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 10:18 (twenty years ago)

oh yeah. oh well. i mailed ned a book like three years late so you should never lose hope.

my mailing address has changed, so i think ive pretty much given up hope. ah well. somewhere on pitchfork said that someone might be releasing the entire dolly mixture catalogue in 2005. im praying

― phil-two (phil-two), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 10:20 (twenty years ago)

I'll let this thread go to 1,500 posts and if I'm still not on anyones list by then there's going to be serious fucking trouble!

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 10:50 (twenty years ago)

("fucking trouble"? "serious", too? oh shiiiit. as if i don't have that aplenty in my life as it is. no second thoughts here wotsaevah)

STE! YER MY #1!! HEAR ME? STE, YER MY #1!!!

(just... no more "fucking trouble", please! PLEASE!!)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 11:07 (twenty years ago)

That's the trouble with this - ten is nowhere near enough. I tried to get it down that low, just among the top 100 current posters, and couldn't, and still felt bad about several omissions. There must be easily a hundred people I've got to know through this, sometimes in person, sometimes just through their posts, who I like enormously. A top 100 would be much easier than a top 10, and even #100 would be someone I'd really miss if they want, someone I'd really want to be friends with.
On the other hand, I can only think of a small handful of people that I actually dislike here.
-- Martin Skidmore (lonewolf.cu...), November 13th, 2004.
er, martin, why do your responses to silly things like this read like test preparation textbooks?

-- amateur!!st (-...), November 13th, 2004 11:19 PM. (later)

that's some crazy tests you had to prepare for, amaterist!!!

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 11:09 (twenty years ago)

and that's some tiny clitoris you have, kenc!!!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 11:11 (twenty years ago)

...er, only otherthreadly and dictionarily speaking, that is...

*has a bad joke day*

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 11:13 (twenty years ago)

I would like to add t\'\'t to my list now.

And Rex is fourthed.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 12:04 (twenty years ago)

Top 6 posters who may or may not be fictional

1. Eugene Speed
2. Owl Man
3. The black metal dudes
4. GARU G
5. Dada
6. The Amazing Randy (old school)

Bottom 3
1. JAKC
2. Nutty Nigel/Controversial Colin/Chantel/Spooner/etc.
3. The Amazing Randy (new school)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 12:15 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, what specifically, in your 'pinion, is fictional about them black metal dudes?

Are they not black? not metal? or not dudes? :)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 12:20 (twenty years ago)

Based on that recurring photo, I think I have a pretty good idea who the "black metal" dudes (har har) are.

I don't believe I've ever spoken on the phone to an ILXor as far as I can remember.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 12:33 (twenty years ago)

Fictional posters who may or may not be fictional >>> I think I need to walk down the memory lane of Gale.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

Also, could someone who isn’t me start a parody thread titled “You’re fucking ten ILXors?”

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

ha!

― Orbit (Orbit), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago)

nabisco, do you cut and paste your posts? You have curly quotes!

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago)

I do that by hand.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

MICCIO I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY I WAS DISQUALIFIED?! was it our hot snakes argument? that doesnt count -- it was IRL!

You don't post enough!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:10 (twenty years ago)

Ilxors to fax with:

1. n/a

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago)

YAY!

I don't have your fax number anymore, though, I didn't write it down. You should email it to me.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:14 (twenty years ago)

#1 ilxor who has a thread where he sings along with "Da Funk": Curt1sss St3ph3ns.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:16 (twenty years ago)

#1 ilxor I would like to sit around watching Beast Machines DVDs with on a rainy Saturday afternoon while eating cakes: JEL.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago)

I have some good faxes if anyone feels like getting faxed.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago)

#1 ilxor I am most likely to someday dry hump: Chaki.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:23 (twenty years ago)

Cakes and Transformers on a rainy Saturday! Never a truer vision of Heaven has been described!

― jel -- (jel), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 18:25 (twenty years ago)

dan regan (for some sound advice when i really needed it, i wont forget, much love)
cinniblount (has made me LOL more times than I can remember)
dan perry
mitch
gaz\bulbs
ronan
jess
tracer
lauren
stevem

― Michael B, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 19:20 (twenty years ago)

hey... looking at this, is Marianna L from Sinister on ILX? Christ, I must pay more attention. She was my first ever Sinister friend, so I wuv her.

I'm trying to come up with my top ten ILXORs.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago)

yep, she is her.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago)

i considered starting the "you're fucking ten ilxors, you hobag" thread but then realised i didn't want to be responsible for another "which ilx bones would you jump" thread.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:28 (twenty years ago)

Ned
jess
Blount
Dan Perry
teeny
Jon Williams
Ian Johnson
esoj
Ally
TOMBOT
nickalicious
Janne Karlsson

actually this list could go on forever if I really wanted it to!

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 17 November 2004 20:48 (twenty years ago)

okay, stupidest post ever coming up, one that is a very bad idea: 100 ILXers I wouldn't want to live without - that seems a more sensible number. Order according to 30 day ILE statscock, not at all by preference. If you are on that under a name I don't recognise, I may have missed you.

Ned
Ken C
Alba
Stevem
na
Dan Perry
Trayce
Mark C
PinkPanther
Roxymuzak
Remy
Kate
Huk
Dadaismus
RJG
Luna
JBR
Ally
Jel
Orbit
Nickalicious
Sarah McLusky
Tuomas
Matt DC
Nicole
Tep
Teeny
Barima
Ailsa
Carsmile
Rob Bolton
Spencer
Cozen
The Pinefox
Mitch
Madchen
PJ Miller
Andrew our host
Tracer
Phil-Two
Gear
Noodles
Liz
SGS
Mark H
Nabisco
Lauren
Michael Daddino
Jeanne
William Swygart
Mandee
Cabbage
Michael Jones
Andrew Farrell
Archel
Matt (Coastaltown)
Pashmina
Rosemary
Ricky T
Alan T
Begs2Differ
Aimless
Koogs
Dee
Ally C
Starry
Sam
Bryan
Sean C
Robster
Mary
Julio
Di
Colette
Toby
DV
Anna
Billy Dods
Kim
Anthony E
CJ
Vicky
Dr C
Martin M
Julia
CharlieNo4
Jerry The Nipper
Melissa
Mooro
Dave Boyle
Mark S
Tim Finney
Maura
Eddie Hurt
Marianna
Pete
Geeta
Cis
Lara
Marianna LCL

No Tom, Tim, Lixi or Gareth! Less than ten posts each this month, clearly, but high on any favourites list of mine! (Actually I bet Gareth is one of the names I didn't identify.) And that's besides wonderful people who are a valued part of the social life of ILX London but don't post at all, like Al (this was the ILE stats), Magnus, Isabel and Meg, or people who have left us, like John D, Josh, Jess and more people who don't begin with J, such as Felicity. My shortlist was 109, and trimming it was painful - I mostly cut newish people who I don't know so well yet, so sorry to them. Perhaps I should have listed 150 I really like - it wouldn't have been at all hard. I just scanned my list there, thinking "this person says they are more or less homeless or some such, and can they have one of your spare rooms for a month or two: do you hesitate before saying yes?" I would unhesitatingly say yes to over fifty of those I named!

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago)

Aw, Martin wouldn't want to live without me. I think I always knew.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:05 (twenty years ago)

Ouch.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago)

Boy have I turned cynical in my old age. I started reading Martin's post before even knowing who had posted it... And I'm like halfway through the list of names and haven't seen mine on it yet, and I'm already kinda trigger-happily about to post "Fuck you man I'm not even in your top 100 bah what is this crap jerk?"

Man I need to calm down.

My favorite ilxor is donut bitch because 99% of the threads he starts make me go "Dammit I wish I started that one. Everyone would think I was a lot funnier if I had started that one."

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:10 (twenty years ago)

This thread makes me more and more depressed every time I see it in the New Answers list.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:13 (twenty years ago)

martin, what do you expect when you don't post anything for like three months?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago)

That was to martin m., not Skidmore.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago)

I've posted on ILX for a year and a half and all I made was one phone list! I've got to start making an impression.

― Cathy (Cathy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago)

I am aloof and above all this!

I should post more or retire.

(But I DO have jaysis the Edge's no. in my phone...so, erm, yeah)

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:17 (twenty years ago)

I mentioned you!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago)

don't worry, if I didn't actually type your name in; I am not very cool, anyway.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago)

that was to everyone.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago)

has it been three months? wow.

you're right tho. that's why I was saying I need to calm down. I was all knee-jerking like "what do you mean you don't like me?!!" even though it was highly likely that the person posting had never even heard of me let alone had a chance to form an opinion of my perhaps not even likeable online personality.

sigh.

― martin m. (mushrush), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:27 (twenty years ago)

You did? Thanks Matt.

1. Matt

I hate the rest of you fuckers.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:28 (twenty years ago)

I've posted on ILX for a year and a half and all I made was one phone list! I've got to start making an impression.

I, too, be bummin'. But I'm happy I made Casuistry's I Love Cooking list.

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:29 (twenty years ago)

I was going to name you, penelope, but someone else already had.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:29 (twenty years ago)

I haven't made a list, so there's room there for people unhappy about not being on other lists, if you want. I make pie.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I'm not that surprised that Martin S. didn't list me, because I haven't really interacted with him that much (though I do like him), but when you don't make a TOP 100 LIST, it's kinda wtf, what do I have to do around here? (Esp. since I've been here for nearly two years and post pretty regularly!)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago)

OK, RJG, you're in too.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Don't read that in an "it makes its own gravy" kind of way. I don't generate pie, I don't exude pie, I just bring pie into being where once there was no pie.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Just in case it means anything, a lot of you that aren't on other lists would be on mine if I was making one. Which I'm not.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:33 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, I'm not that surprised that Martin S. didn't list me, because I haven't really interacted with him that much (though I do like him), but when you don't make a TOP 100 LIST, it's kinda wtf, what do I have to do around here? (Esp. since I've been here for nearly two years and post pretty regularly!)
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), November 17th, 2004 4:32 PM. (jaymc) (later)

How about QUIT BEING A WHINY BITCH.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:33 (twenty years ago)

JOKE!

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago)

Haha! ;-)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:35 (twenty years ago)

You're never going to speak to me again, are you.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:38 (twenty years ago)

N/A, I'M MAKING YOUR CARDS.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:39 (twenty years ago)

?
But it's still 6 months until my birthday?

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:39 (twenty years ago)

I'm sorry to those I missed - there are a lot more people I like here, but obviously a lot I know in real life or talk to regularly on AIM, that kind of thing, and that gives them a big edge. A large majority of the people in my list, I have interacted with beyond the board - i.e., I think of nearly all of those people as friends, and people who are 'only' posters can't compete so well with that.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:40 (twenty years ago)

No worries, Martin :)

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:44 (twenty years ago)

Cathy I've been posting since September of 2001 and I don't think anyone started to notice me until maybe 3 months ago.

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:51 (twenty years ago)

I did boots.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago)

I noticed you; but then I knew you from Another Place already.

(xpost)

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago)

i'd like to add mandee to my list. and luna. and jaymc.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 22:53 (twenty years ago)

I cannot believe I didn't notice the Black Metal Dudes until they were mentioned on this thread. Best thing to happen to ILE in AGES!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:18 (twenty years ago)

But Martin, you were on Martin's list!

Unlike, you know, me.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:23 (twenty years ago)

who is BULBS?

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:52 (twenty years ago)

mongrel, mandee. mongrel.

― bulbs (bulbs), Wednesday, 17 November 2004 23:53 (twenty years ago)

Cathy, I had a disclaimer as to why I didn't mention you!

― ailsa (ailsa), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:13 (twenty years ago)

a mongrel! hurrah!!

― planescapin' 'til dawn (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 November 2004 00:47 (twenty years ago)

MICCIO I DEMAND TO KNOW WHY I WAS DISQUALIFIED?! was it our hot snakes argument? that doesnt count -- it was IRL!
You don't post enough!

-- miccio

its not the quantity, its the quality, man. i actually have to do work at my dayjob!

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Thursday, 18 November 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago)

Thanks, Martin, obviously I forgot you in the list. I also forgot I have Ken's no. Blount is fun and probably should have made mine too.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 09:42 (twenty years ago)

I, too, be bummin'. But I'm happy I made Casuistry's I Love Cooking list.

Don't cry, Crumpet. I still love you. Do people have a preference for people they know personally, I wonder? I know these ILXors and therefore am drawn to their conversations (unless they're about football, which repels me these days):

CrumpW
Andrew Farrell
The Vicar
The Pinefox
Jerry the Nipper
Starry Sarah
MikeyG

Although I knew Andrew and The Vicar and CrumpW from The Before Times.

MattDC mentioned me in his list. So he also rules, because he remembers the little people.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Thursday, 18 November 2004 09:55 (twenty years ago)

when are you people going to realise that the only proper way to do this and get it all out of your system is to nominate two people each and then vote for the top 100 greatest ILXors ever. maybe The Good Dr Bill will do it if you ask nicely...

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 10:23 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but Jess, Ned and The Amazing Randy in the top 3 would be such an obvious canon. Plus, think of all the comments. And only I'd end up voting for Nowell.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 10:35 (twenty years ago)

In my phone right now:

CarsmileSteve
Colette
Dave Boyle
Hanna
JimD
Ken C
Liz X
Marianna L
Matt DC
Pinkpanther
Ronan (?? must have got it at Glasto. I should text him for no reason)
Starry Sarah
Stevem

There are many other ILXors in London that I know, but don't have their numbers.

I like a lot of you ILX people.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:01 (twenty years ago)

thanks treacle, when's your leavin' do?

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:02 (twenty years ago)

you talkin to me, bub?

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:11 (twenty years ago)

its sad that i've been here almost 4 years and yet no one loves me.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:12 (twenty years ago)

I love you, Chris, I'm just not gonna make a list.

― Bryan (Bryan), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:19 (twenty years ago)

yes rob

chris you were on my 'would most like to meet' list, fewl

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:20 (twenty years ago)

yes i know and i kid. there will be no making of a list for me either. i like you all.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:21 (twenty years ago)

My number is 1-800-MENKO (international codes may vary).

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:29 (twenty years ago)

steve - i will have a proper farewell "so long stinktown" FAP in late january...

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:32 (twenty years ago)

cool i thought you were leaving sooner than that for some reason

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:42 (twenty years ago)

FAP is actually held in china.

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 11:45 (twenty years ago)

Cathy I've been posting since September of 2001 and I don't think anyone started to notice me until maybe 3 months ago.

Well, you were on my list. But I guess changing both your username and login name won't help your case... ;-) A lot of people didn't at first figure out who Alba was, for example, when he changed his name.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 18 November 2004 12:33 (twenty years ago)

Don't cry, Crumpet. I still love you.

Hooray! Today I dance Cossack-style!

Let's see...not in any particular order...
1-3. Accentmonkey, the Vicar and Andrew, who I know via the Seventh Organ of Admittance
4. Ned
5. Martin Skidmore
6. Tep
7. Gear!
8. Kate
9. Nowell, because this is "Your Fucking 10 ILXors," not "Your Fucking 10 Favorite ILXors," and nobody drives me nutz like Nowell.
10. (this space available for sale, rent or flattery)

― the apex of nadirs (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:46 (twenty years ago)

who I know via the Seventh Organ of Admittance

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:47 (twenty years ago)

i can only count up to 5 organs

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:49 (twenty years ago)

I was fucking 10 ILXors and only counted 5 orgasms (all mine).

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:54 (twenty years ago)

stamina!

― ken c (ken c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 14:55 (twenty years ago)

this thread makes me feel like i did on valentine's day in elementary school, when we'd decorated our cereal-box 'mailboxes' with tinfoil and doilies, and everyone brought in their little cards to distribute to the class and it was always a mixture of dread and anticipation to see who actually 'liked' you.

― colette (a2lette), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:00 (twenty years ago)

Or Valentine's Day when the only card was from one of your parents.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:04 (twenty years ago)

And Col, I DO like you, but you have to change my life to make the list. Oh wait, you have. Well, that's me in trouble, then.

― B.A.R.M.S. (Barima), Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago)

RJG, the number is probably not old!

I like when Accentmonkey said 'The Before Times'.

― the bellefox, Thursday, 18 November 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago)

I think Andy (at.grasshopper.org or whatever) starts some of the best threads, and sexyDancer (was you an ilxor previously under a different name?).

― nickalicious roots for the underdog (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:05 (twenty years ago)

Shit, I meant to say: sexyDancer consistently cracks me the fuck UP.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago)

Would it be wrong to say that Miss Charlotte in NYC is one of my favorite ILXers? 'Cause she is. That little mug brightens my day each time I see her.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:06 (twenty years ago)

She sure is a cutie pie. One day when ilx has a mystery benefactor willing to fly us and our children around the world for no reason, we should totally have a WORLDWIDE ILXOR FAPD (Fancy A Play-Date).

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:09 (twenty years ago)

that would SO rock.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago)

Would it be wrong to say that Miss Charlotte in NYC is one of my favorite ILXers? 'Cause she is. That little mug brightens my day each time I see her.
-- luna (lunace...), November 18th, 2004.

OTM

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago)

sexy dancer I believe always was and will be sexy dancer, I think.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:15 (twenty years ago)

jaymc you would have been on my list had i compiled one, fwiw.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 18 November 2004 20:27 (twenty years ago)

Would it be wrong to say that Miss Charlotte in NYC is one of my favorite ILXers? 'Cause she is. That little mug brightens my day each time I see her.

-- luna

Awwwww. Thanks Luna & Latebloomer!
http://homepage.mac.com/alexinnyc/.cv/alexinnyc/Sites/.Pictures/Photo%20Album%20Pictures/2004-11-09%2012.25.02%20-0800/Image-1E708DDA328C11D9.jpg-thumb_105_140.jpg

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:55 (twenty years ago)

See? Day. brightened.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 November 2004 21:56 (twenty years ago)

Her pictures are so adorable.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Thursday, 18 November 2004 22:19 (twenty years ago)

she's a cutie.

― hockey family (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago)

Charlotte roxors beyond easy description, she does.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:10 (twenty years ago)

what can we do to get donovan leitch to start posting to ILX?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago)

Sending him a letter of invitation wherein calling him sunshine superman, repeatedly?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:17 (twenty years ago)

i wonder what his e-mail address is. hmm.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:21 (twenty years ago)

mellow@yellow.com

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 18 November 2004 23:25 (twenty years ago)

Nothing like a good old fashioned popularity contest. *sigh* I miss high school. In no particular order:

1) Ned - from day 1 has been nothing but nice.

2) Dan Perry - the funniest man I've never met.

3) Alex in NYC - passionate, witty and super cute kid.

4) Nickalicious - the only person on ILX who gives Fishbone the love they deserve.

5) Spencer Chow - we have a lot of the same favourite records.

6) Sundar - thoughful, articulate and Canadian.

7) Ally - always good for a few laughs.

8) Gygax - I also have a crush on Yoshimi P-we

9) Jess - i miss him

10) Dyson, Rob Bolton, Ronan, jaymc, Luna, Sean Carruthers, Mr.Noodles and too many others to list here.

― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Friday, 19 November 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago)

leon, sundar, the music mole, dan perry, rjg, jbr, doorag, maura, tom, the pinefox (old and still new)...

― youn, Friday, 19 November 2004 06:16 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco, are you still reading this? Could you send me your e-mail? My friend wants to ask you questions about grad school. Thx

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 19 November 2004 13:29 (twenty years ago)

4) Nickalicious - the only person on ILX who gives Fishbone the love they deserve.

Hold on, my friend! Do not forget the estimable Chaki, also very much the huge fan.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 13:40 (twenty years ago)

I lose at this game.
How many funny photoshop pictures do I need to make before I'm accepted here?

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 19 November 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago)

As many as ken c and Tuomas put together

― De Doo Doo Doo De Da Dadaismus (Dada), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:11 (twenty years ago)

photoshop get you nowhere my friend....trust me. must be a worcester thing man.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:14 (twenty years ago)

well shit.
I just don't know how to win here.

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:22 (twenty years ago)

it's not a popularity contest, oh wait

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:26 (twenty years ago)

My favorite new people (or new to me, anyway) are Hari and Triagonal.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 14:59 (twenty years ago)

Mary is in my phone now. And near the top of my "list."

― Vic (Vic), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:48 (twenty years ago)

yay!
I won something!

I think...

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago)

i send her a cd of "New Jack Swing" and I don't even make the list!

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago)

I like all the mums-to-be.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Friday, 19 November 2004 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Who me?

Velv, you are the BEST cd maker on ilx.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago)

yeah yeah... ;)

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago)

I like all the mums-to-be.
What about the dads-to-be?

― PinXorchiXoR (Pinkpanther), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago)

ilxors in my phone:

andrew lr
a borelli
brock
gaygax!
graham the roommate (has a login, has posted a few times, about stereo total)
Ian c===8
(je)Remy
Jor-El HPencil
Lauren P (out of date)

― Does John Coltrane Dream of a Merry-go-round? (ex machina), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:20 (twenty years ago)

i'm not in your phone anymore? *runs from the room crying*

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:31 (twenty years ago)

damnit jon, I think you used to be in my phone

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago)

Velv, you are the BEST cd maker on ilx.

for now, roxy...

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:36 (twenty years ago)

(not to give anything away)

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:37 (twenty years ago)

OMG, IS KEN GOING TO KILL AGAIN?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:39 (twenty years ago)

I like all the mums-to-be

I'm one of those! Now I've made one list as Wife and one list as Mum.

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:41 (twenty years ago)

I will list Maria as Super Cool Amazing Race Analyst instead.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 19 November 2004 16:42 (twenty years ago)

I made a CD of music to listen to on the train

which is silly, because I have an ipod

but it makes a nice playlist

― trigonalmayhem (trigonalmayhem), Friday, 19 November 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Thanks, Leon!

― Maria D. (Maria D.), Friday, 19 November 2004 17:08 (twenty years ago)

I had a nice chat, last night, with RJG and Ally C - we are going to build a land bridge, somewhere in america, and ending in the UK. I am going to operate the tollbooth.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Friday, 19 November 2004 17:09 (twenty years ago)

They've already infected you with that comma thing.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 18:48 (twenty years ago)

alex in nyc is a prince

― amateur!!st, Friday, 19 November 2004 21:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.prisma-online.de/image/d9/mmnet_ef888dbe97d9.jpeg

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Whatever happened to Treat anyway? Did he live up to his name?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago)

1 Ned Raggett 1805 (30) ned@**** Ned Raggett's Web Locale
2 ken c 1330 (8) pykachu****
3 Gold Teeth II 1324 (8) fluxion****
4 Kevin Gilchrist 1125 (3) KevinG*****
5 AdamL :') 1068 (26) adam****
6 the neurotic awakening of s 1056 (2) stevem7*****
7 Alba 930 (3) alba****
8 na 887 (15) nuh****
9 Trayce 828 (0) spamspank****
10 VengaDan Perry 797 (1) djperr****

and tep, of course. [mod: edited to take out emails]

― briania (briania), Friday, 19 November 2004 21:36 (twenty years ago)

my top few--because i either know them, think they are funny/smart/open/etc.--in no particular order are:
sarah
nick
jaymc (sanjay)
kate
tep
slocki
nickalicious
kenan
ned
amateur!!st

― kelsey (kelstarry), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago)

"Whatever happened to Treat anyway? Did he live up to his name?"

Treat has his very own bad t.v. show, Ned. You would know that if you ever watched t.v.!!!

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:53 (twenty years ago)

I like the girls.

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago)

mmmm

― Ste (Fuzzy), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago)

yeah!

― adam... (nordicskilla), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:01 (twenty years ago)

"nick"?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago)

Treat has his very own bad t.v. show, Ned. You would know that if you ever watched t.v.!!!

So you've watched this show, then. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:05 (twenty years ago)

"nick"?

n/a

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago)

i see

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago)

I've tried to watch it, Ned, but it's too boring. Even for a Treat fan like me.

― scott seward (scott seward), Friday, 19 November 2004 23:33 (twenty years ago)

I forgot Sean Carruthers and I feel like a malodorous dollop of dung for doing so. See, I told you this thread was bad juju

RARRRR I HATE YOU FOREVER. Ahem. I'm actually surprised I got mentioned at all, I've been keeping such a low profile lately. Damn those other work obligations. :(

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Saturday, 20 November 2004 00:13 (twenty years ago)

Ok I'm bored. List, with reasons, no order

1. Trayce, Pinkpanther, and Teeny for being consistently delightful

2. Luna, H in Addis, Dee, and Sam for being supportive and gold-hearted

3. jack cole, Michael White, Colin Meeder, Mandee for being stimulating, playful, and eurudite.

4. Kenan and Chaki for being rapscallions

5. Huk-L, Barry Bruner, and Kevin Gilchrist for trying to get me exported as a line-item on a grant

6. Remy, Tep, Jaq, Vermont Girl, Aldo cowpat, and Causistry for being obsessed with cooking

7. Martin S., Andrew (in Australia), Bryan, and Jess for being thoughtful

8. Nickalicious and Tuomas for being in infectious good moods

9. Gygax! for being ineffable

10. Momus and Girolamo for being postmodern

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago)

Oops wrong Colin I think. I meant the Music Mole.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 16:52 (twenty years ago)

Ah, fuck.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Saturday, 20 November 2004 17:11 (twenty years ago)

:-(
You must be delightful, because it was your name that stuck in my head. Consider yourself included under "Ineffable"

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 17:12 (twenty years ago)

might as well list him under "some pig"

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 November 2004 17:22 (twenty years ago)

I don't think so roxy. Ineffable is a compliment in my book.

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago)

Entry:
ineffable

Function:
adjective

Definition:
divine

Synonyms:
beyond words, celestial, divine, empyreal, empyrean, ethereal, heavenly, holy, ideal, impossible, incommunicable, incredible, indefinable, indescribable, inexpressible, nameless, sacred, spiritual, transcendent, transcendental, unspeakable, untellable, unutt

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago)

um, a joke.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 20 November 2004 17:25 (twenty years ago)

don't be so hard on yourself.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 20 November 2004 17:26 (twenty years ago)

11. RJG for being completely incomprehensible

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 17:27 (twenty years ago)

I'm postmodern?

― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:03 (twenty years ago)

perfect

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:06 (twenty years ago)

You're my favourite poster these days, RJG. You say the things I want to say much better than I ever could, like when you called Roger an ugly cunt. That put a smile on my face for about 2 hours. I even hope this bothers you and you'll say something mean to me.

― Bryan (Bryan), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago)

I'm not mean, brian.

xxxx

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago)

xoxo

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago)

quit flirting with me.

― RJG (RJG), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:27 (twenty years ago)

, , , , , !

― Orbit (Orbit), Saturday, 20 November 2004 18:28 (twenty years ago)

sorry, bryan.

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 21 November 2004 05:09 (twenty years ago)

It's ok. I know you're not mean Richard, but you say lots of good quality mean things.

― Bryan (Bryan), Sunday, 21 November 2004 05:11 (twenty years ago)

: )

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 21 November 2004 05:15 (twenty years ago)

penis

― big chaki (chaki), Sunday, 21 November 2004 05:31 (twenty years ago)

: )_

― RJG (RJG), Sunday, 21 November 2004 05:33 (twenty years ago)

-_

― big chaki (chaki), Sunday, 21 November 2004 05:45 (twenty years ago)

Was RJG drooling with the last comment?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 21 November 2004 06:12 (twenty years ago)

(-_-)y-~

(smoking)

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Sunday, 21 November 2004 06:21 (twenty years ago)

Oh what the heck -- I'll do this thing. (Just in random order here.)

Ten female ILXors who have been really, really sweet to me, historically and/or present:

1. Orbit
2. Julia
3. Luna
4. Sam
5. Pinkpanther
6. Archel
7. Anna F.
8. Nichole
9. teeny
10. Ally

Ten ILXors I've grown to respect, feel indebted to, look at with joyful eyes, etc. (aside from the aforementioned):

1. Casuistry Chris
2. Anthony Easton
3. Dan/Ned (always have to be mentioned together)
4. Sarah/NA (always have to be mentioned together)
5. Suzy
6. Tuomas
7. Kenan
8. Martin S.
9. Tep
10. Di

Groups of individuals (including the aformentioned and people whom I will inevitably forget but please accept my deepest apologies!) who I feel fondness toward:

1. The TITTWISers (of course)
2. The people in general who are unafraid of letting their guard down in order to "just chat" here
3. The uncategorizables
4. The Chicago people
5. The Canadian people
6. The people with TX ties (state pride!)
7. The synthpop/"Eighties music" lovers
8. The people who have ever shown me a measure of compassion
9. The people who rarely get quoted in the "Excelsior" threads
10. The people here who are fellow Duran apologists

― Drama Queen Wannabe (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 21 November 2004 07:05 (twenty years ago)

Love to you, Dee. Seriously. Hugs, and all that stuff. You deserve a solid year of hugs, and I'd do it myself if I had the time.

― Kenan (kenan), Sunday, 21 November 2004 07:53 (twenty years ago)

i heart dee.

― The Lady Ms Lurex (lucylurex), Sunday, 21 November 2004 08:24 (twenty years ago)

Motherfuckin' Tep, with his cooking and comics love.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Sunday, 21 November 2004 08:34 (twenty years ago)

MANTHONY I AM STILL NOT ON YR TOP TEN. i should be. esp since i am wayyyyy drunkst right now. f;realz.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 21 November 2004 09:57 (twenty years ago)

I have resisted this thread for a long time, but I'd say my top 10 are:

1. Gaz
2. Di
3. Esoj
4. Trayce
5. Mikeybidness
6. Colin (Music Mole)
7. Ned
8. Kenan (for not hating me after what just happened)
9. Tuomas (for remembering me after all this time)
10. Gemily/Gem

― papa november (papa november), Sunday, 21 November 2004 10:04 (twenty years ago)

MANTHONY I AM STILL NOT ON YR TOP TEN. i should be. esp since i am wayyyyy drunkst right now. f;realz.

Baby, he don't understand you. He don't know what you need. Lemme buy you a drink.

― Kenan (kenan), Sunday, 21 November 2004 10:09 (twenty years ago)

Papa November, are you Kate, aka Ipsofacto? I didn't realize it! Your new username is kinda misleading...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 12:05 (twenty years ago)

yeah that was initially the idea

― papa november (papa november), Sunday, 21 November 2004 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Hahah, WHOAH, Kate!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Sunday, 21 November 2004 12:12 (twenty years ago)

hey you added me to your LJ, i thought you'd figured it out Mikey :)

― papa november (papa november), Sunday, 21 November 2004 12:13 (twenty years ago)

Is it a voodoo reference, your username?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 12:25 (twenty years ago)

no, it's a reference to the NATO phonetic alphabet and a duo that were on static caravan i suppose

― papa november (papa november), Sunday, 21 November 2004 12:29 (twenty years ago)

When I went to New Orleans, I picked up quite a lot of books on Voodoo. I have not been able to obtain much chicken's blood though. The deli staff were most unobliging.

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Sunday, 21 November 2004 12:38 (twenty years ago)

Ah, I just thought Papa November might've been some distant second cousin to Papa Legba and Baron Saturday.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 12:47 (twenty years ago)

Oh! Shit! I just realised the whole Samedi - Saturday connection!

― Michael Stuchbery (Mikey Bidness), Sunday, 21 November 2004 13:04 (twenty years ago)

Live and let die is my favorite bond movie because of the voodoo bit.

― papa november (papa november), Sunday, 21 November 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago)

The scene where the voodoo dude with the top hat sits in front of the train scared the shit out of me as a kid.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 13:21 (twenty years ago)

yeah! me too!!

they shoot him and his face cracks to bits and then rises back out of the grave!

― papa november (papa november), Sunday, 21 November 2004 13:22 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't he thrown into a pit of snakes or something? (It's been ages since I saw the flick.) I think it was his maniacal laughter that made me totally flip.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 13:26 (twenty years ago)

yeah a coffin full of snakes

― papa november (papa november), Sunday, 21 November 2004 13:30 (twenty years ago)

Hmm, I don't think I want to see that film now, as an adult. There's too much magic involved, and that would just break if I found out it was lame after all.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 13:34 (twenty years ago)

I've seen it stacks since I grew up. Still lovin' it.

― papa november (papa november), Sunday, 21 November 2004 13:36 (twenty years ago)

Now this is a thread derail. So which Bond film had the best costumes ever?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 21 November 2004 14:35 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas and I are notorious for thread derailment.

Without a doubt the one with Ursula Andress in that white bikini. Rrwaowr!!

― papa november (papa november), Sunday, 21 November 2004 14:43 (twenty years ago)

Wasn't there a Bond called Octopussy, where the female lead was some exotic women with the same name? I think I had the hots for her as a kid...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 14:46 (twenty years ago)

Also, that same film was my first contact with postmodernism: it had a scene where Bond is watching a snake charmer, and the snake charmer suddenly starts playing the James Bond theme song.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 14:48 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas and I are notorious for thread derailment.

Haha, I was about to say the same.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 14:48 (twenty years ago)

why do i have no recollection of posting on this thread? and yet, there i am.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 21 November 2004 15:22 (twenty years ago)

You were possessed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 21 November 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago)

apparently! i wish there was some sort of posting history, to see what other havoc i wreaked.

― maria tessa sciarrino (theoreticalgirl), Sunday, 21 November 2004 15:51 (twenty years ago)

There was the post you made about drowning Philadelphia in flame and establishing a Plain Parade cult, but I wrote that off as just a fever dream.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 21 November 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.p3r.net/searchresults.php?board=1&mode=messages&q=&titlepart=&name=&email=&username=theoreticalgirl&dateafter=&datebefore=&catid=all

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 21 November 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Maria is now in my top ten.

― miccio (miccio), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago)

Now this is a thread derail. So which Bond film had the best costumes ever?

Toss up between "Live & Let Die" for both the voodoo portion (Geoffrey Holder ROXOROXOROX!) and the NYC badass scene ("Names are for tombstones, baby!")

Because I failed to make your list, Dee, I am now pledging my life to the will of Satan. Alright, granted, I'd already done that, but now it's official.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:44 (twenty years ago)

Whoops, toss up between "Live & Let Die" and "Dr.No" (if only for that bathing suit/knife combo).

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 21 November 2004 16:45 (twenty years ago)

2. The people in general who are unafraid of letting their guard down in order to "just chat" here

Note: this includes everyone in the "mongrels/sheepfuxors" thread.

Also: Special shout-out to Velveteen Bingo Chris! I know you're included in the "TITTWISer" mention, but I just wanted to mention you specifically, just because.

Kenan and Di, many, many, many warm hugs to you!

(Michael S., you're really sweet, too!)

(maria tessa sciarrino, I like your ILM posts.)

(Ipsofacto! You're a "mongrel/sheepfuxor", aren't you? Yay!)

Because I failed to make your list, Dee, I am now pledging my life to the will of Satan. Alright, granted, I'd already done that, but now it's official.

Awwww. I had no idea it would've made that much of a difference to you! Ok.

Ten ILXors who are obv also passionate fan types, who kinda frighten me even though I know they shouldn't, who have turned me onto a number of good songs (inc. those from the artist they themselves are a passionate fan type of):

1 - 10: Alex in NYC

― Drama Queen Wannabe (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:14 (twenty years ago)

Oh what the hell. There are very few people here on this thing whom I DON'T like. Big hugs to (most) everyone!

― Drama Queen Wannabe (Dee the Lurker), Sunday, 21 November 2004 17:18 (twenty years ago)

Wow. I only just saw this thread. It's truly disgusting, isn't it? I think that's me done here, really. Might see some of you in the pub.

― JimD (JimD), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago)

I love you all. IN the biblical sense. As often as possible.

(well a girl can dream)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:36 (twenty years ago)

that is hot

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:40 (twenty years ago)

I don't like sluts.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:43 (twenty years ago)

I love you too RJG :P

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:48 (twenty years ago)

http://www.everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=970954&lastnode_id=124

― the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago)

By the way when I meant "in the biblical sense" I did, of course, mean I am going to rain hellfire and salt pillars on everyone. Wasn't that clear? Soz =)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago)

Don't mind him Trayce, it's the celibacy talking

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:49 (twenty years ago)

Heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:50 (twenty years ago)

is that a joke?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 01:52 (twenty years ago)

Of course it is, celibacy can't talk.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:03 (twenty years ago)

it can smoke weed, though

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:07 (twenty years ago)

Grandpa says glaucoma isn't celibacy, dammit.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:09 (twenty years ago)

OK the idea of genitals smoking a joint was NOT something I needed to visualise just after lunch.

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:25 (twenty years ago)

As long as you don't get so bored you start smoking your pubic hair eh Trayce?

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:27 (twenty years ago)

wtf?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:28 (twenty years ago)

Black Books, Third Season.

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:30 (twenty years ago)

each to their own.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago)

his

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:31 (twenty years ago)

I still havent seen season 3 yet yargh!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:34 (twenty years ago)

Get. It. Now.

I think it's even funnier that the first two seasons. Use some of that 18 thou.

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 22 November 2004 02:35 (twenty years ago)

Wow. I only just saw this thread. It's truly disgusting, isn't it? I think that's me done here, really. Might see some of you in the pub.

:(

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 22 November 2004 10:10 (twenty years ago)

I really have trouble seeing how this thread could be so appalling to some people. To me, making that list was just a bit of innocent fun, nothing more. But some folks seem to interpret it like, "I'm not on your list, therefore you must hate me". It's just one silly list on one silly thread on one silly message board! Don't read too much into it!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:01 (twenty years ago)

(Also, it's not like this hasn't been done before...)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:03 (twenty years ago)

I dunno Tuomas, it kind of depresses me that NOT ONE *stranger* likes my posts enough for me to be special to them. That's an ego thing, I know, I'll survive. But it's not like ILX isn't one great big popularity contest most of the time anyway.

More to the point, what does this thread prove? Does it give people the chance to flirt, to apply for clique membership, by name-checking someone they want to have more of a relationship with? Does it just reinforce the cliques? It's casually, insidiously divisive, and that's why it's a bad thing.

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:06 (twenty years ago)

It doesn't really prove anything. In my case most of the people on my list happen to be the people I've talked to the most rather than the people who have the most entertaining posts.

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:11 (twenty years ago)

just make better posts mark :)

what's this board if it ain't giving people the chance to flirt and apply for clique membership? (although you kinda said that anyway)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:12 (twenty years ago)

Problem is, then, that lots of people feel unhappy or uncomfortable reading the thread when all it is is an ego-wank to the couple or dozen or so people who happen to be best at writing one-liners on message boards.

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:13 (twenty years ago)

If that's all it is why is it worrying you so much?

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:14 (twenty years ago)

also, fucking hypocrite :)

I LOVE EVERYTHING awards 2003!!

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:17 (twenty years ago)

don't be sad, prune face. you're special to me.

― lauren (laurenp), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:18 (twenty years ago)

I stood up for the little guy, my conscience is clear. The rest of you can rot in cliquey hell.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:22 (twenty years ago)

It *isn't* worrying me so much, Ipso. I wanted to answer Tuomas's question.

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:23 (twenty years ago)

I resisted posting to this thread for the same reasons as you are pointing out, however after a while I got to thinking, this is just a bit of fun and everyone seems to be taking it okay so what the heck.

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:24 (twenty years ago)

I guess it's hardly a crime. From a practical perspective, I couldn't make a list that's fair because whoever was at number 11 may well think "I thought we were friends" and be unhappy. Maybe that's a truer reason why I don't like it much (of course, I'm sure I was number 11 for pretty much everyone, I was just unlucky rather than unloved, sob).

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:26 (twenty years ago)

I dunno, I don't notice many people by name on here. I guess thats a bit shit considering I've been posting here for a year now.

― papa november (papa november), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:29 (twenty years ago)

Mark C pretty much OTM at saying how I feel about this thread, too.

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:31 (twenty years ago)

my link was good wasn't it? ;)

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― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:31 (twenty years ago)

LOOK AT ME AND MY CLEVER POST OMG LOOK AT ME

― Ken C (Mark C), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:37 (twenty years ago)

calm down--not that clever, really, ken.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:43 (twenty years ago)

so what was the point that you got?

xpost

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:49 (twenty years ago)

oh

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 12:56 (twenty years ago)

3. Mark

I like that la coq dude too.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 22 November 2004 13:11 (twenty years ago)

i'm more and more confused.. now i remember caitlin once doing a questionnaire for the sinister list with questions like "who from Sinister would you most like to meet".

i should stop doing these searches really, i guess people change and their views can alter through life and it doesn't necessarily make them hypocrites or anything. but even though i agree with some of the points - it really felt a bit rich when people just come in and be all like "hey stop with the fucking backslapping", when only a year or two ago they're just as happy to do the same.

i'm sorry to be rambling on. and i'd imagine there were countless times when i'd jumped on a thread and mindlessly dissed it for it doing something that i'd done myself, which makes me the hypocrite of hypocrites. I'm going to search for those now and be all embarassed by it. back later.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 13:49 (twenty years ago)

It was actually Amy L. who wrote most of the questionnaire; I edited it slightly and put the results together. In fact, the results page is still up on my website.

Having just checked, the only question vaguely like "who's your favourite person here" was indeed "who from Sinister would you most like to meet (but haven't)?" I can definitely remember a bit of debate - not between me and Amy; probably between me and Dimitra - about what questions would and wouldn't be good to include; I have no idea if that was one of the questions that I myself was doubtful about at the time.

― caitlin (caitlin), Monday, 22 November 2004 13:59 (twenty years ago)

I think there's nothing wrong in saying to people who you like why you like them. That doesn't exclude you from liking other folks as well. Perhaps the list form isn't the best way to do it, because it might give a sense of such exclusion, but most of those who have posted their lists have said things like "This list is mostly arbitrary", or "If you're not on the list, I probably just forgot you", etc.

I dunno, maybe my view on this is lighter because I don't know any of you in real life. But then again, my real-life friends wouldn't be mad if they didn't make my list, because they know I like them all the same.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:02 (twenty years ago)

most of you are ok.

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:04 (twenty years ago)

Tuomas, would you tell your real life friends the order of preference you have for them? Like, get them in a room and say "you're my favourite", "you next"..."you're my least favourite". It doesn't necessarily have anything to do with this thread, but it does seem like the sort of thing that would be hurtful to people.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:11 (twenty years ago)

That's why I didn't have any order of preference on my list. And I think that even for those who did have it, it was mostly arbitrary.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:15 (twenty years ago)

one friend of my in school was once really drunk at a party, and was slumped on the ground back against the wall outside puking up all over himself.

Two girls went to him to see if he's okay. and he was like "I LOVE YOU!" and then he turned to the other girl and said "BUT I LOVE YOU MORE". it was actually awfully sweet.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:16 (twenty years ago)

xpost.. i think you can probably do the top 1-4 or so in some kind of vague order... after that it's just too hard to distinguish between who you don't like less.

(kiddin')

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:18 (twenty years ago)

(xx-post) Ah, Ok then.

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:18 (twenty years ago)

Also, Tuomas, if there's someone in the room you like but don't classify in the top ten, then they have to stand helplessly by and feel rejected when you don't mention them. It's not something anyone would ever do in real life - and though our relationships are mostly much looser here, it still can feel like that ~~if you're as full of yourself as I am~~.

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:20 (twenty years ago)

The solution is to only like ten people at any one time, as I do. Outside that, you're joint-11th-and-last with Dick Cheney, Kenny Dalglish, Nicholas Soames, Kate Thornton and every other worthless bastard draining this planet of light.

― Michael Jones (MichaelJ), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:27 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure this thread would have had quite so many lists if not for the incessant harping that there should be no lists.

(I say that as someone who has specifically not made a list because I don't like it much, either. But it's more of a dislike of the prospect of excluding others than of being excluded myself, because that would make me feel like a whiny bitch.)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:28 (twenty years ago)

Dick Cheney, Kenny Dalglish, Nicholas Soames, Kate Thornton

come together to form SUCKTRON

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:29 (twenty years ago)

For that matter, at least once and possibly twice the thread has been UN-DERAILED by the complaints. What the fuck?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:29 (twenty years ago)

1. Mike Jones.
2. The rest of you.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:31 (twenty years ago)

I say that as someone who has specifically not made a list because I don't like it much, either. But it's more of a dislike of the prospect of excluding others than of being excluded myself, because that would make me feel like a whiny bitch

Me too. Plus, I'm just plain terrible at lists.

― Leon the Fratboy (Ex Leon), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:32 (twenty years ago)

Also, Tuomas, if there's someone in the room you like but don't classify in the top ten, then they have to stand helplessly by and feel rejected when you don't mention them. It's not something anyone would ever do in real life - and though our relationships are mostly much looser here, it still can feel like that if you're as full of yourself as I am.

Yeah, but if I were in a room full of people I liked, I would see them all, and probably name them all, and there'd be a relatively small amount of them anyway. Here, however, there are dozens of cool posters, and I simply couldn't remember them all when I posted, and I thought everyone would realize that. You, however were included on the TITTWIS posse mention (as was Huck, who I also didn't mention by name), because I didn't have the energy to write the names of every TITTWISer (whom I all like).

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:33 (twenty years ago)

Jesus is my #1 Ilxor. (but now the Holy Spirit feels left out...)

― Kevin Gilchrist (Mr Fusion), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:34 (twenty years ago)

You can't win though, since if you can't remember everyone right away, the people you DO remember are automatically privileged.

I think people who are upset by it probably have their own issues with ego/self-esteem, really. Which doesn't mean people shouldn't care about upsetting them, though.

― Archel (Archel), Monday, 22 November 2004 14:42 (twenty years ago)

My "ah, fuck" above was genuine, and I don't really have self-esteem issues.

― Colin Meeder (Mert), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:08 (twenty years ago)

It's just giving props to your bros, stop ruining Christmas.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:26 (twenty years ago)

I dislike more than I like here.

I think I have a problem.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:35 (twenty years ago)

also, some people seem to have not noticed that the thread title "your fucking 10 ilxor" theoretically doesn't exclude you from making lists other than "who do you like the most" involving 10 ilxors.

I thought ronan was gonna make a worst 10, for example. And I was looking forward to me coming at his bottom.

i am going to do ilxors with the best login names later.

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:40 (twenty years ago)

And I was looking forward to me coming at his bottom.

― Freelance Hivekender (blueski), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

I was looking forward to me coming at his bottom

haha xpost!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago)

PERVERTALISM

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:47 (twenty years ago)

top 10 ILXors whose posting name ends in C

Matt DC
Mark C
Ken C
Ally C
Sean C
jaymc
Alex In NYC
Dr C
Autumn Almanac
darraghmac

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:49 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if one day a Matt from DC will join ilx

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:53 (twenty years ago)

did you know your posting name is an anagram of 'neck'?

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

great list steve!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago)

IF YOU ARE NOT ON MY TOP TEN YOU SUCK AND I DON'T LIKE YOU

(btw, slocki was taken off my list when Maria got on because I remembered that he doesn't give Brian DePalma the correct amount of love despite being an actual film critic. He sucks and I don't like him)

YOU SUCK AND I DON'T LIKE YOU

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:57 (twenty years ago)

except you, you're number eleven. :)

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago)

BUT I FUCKING LOVE DE PALMA!!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:18 (twenty years ago)

is it because of the "ripoff" thing i said once?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Where's Alba? I miss him.

― Penelope_111 (Penelope_111), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:24 (twenty years ago)

http://ilx.p3r.net/newanswers.php?board=2

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:29 (twenty years ago)

Jesus is my #1 Ilxor.

Kevin, that is a meet and right thing to say. You are on my list of the Elect.

(but now the Holy Spirit feels left out...)

Yes, He has a real crimp in his tuchus, that one. But he spends all day in his room listening to Merzbow. We're hoping it's a phase.

― Jesus (Chris Piuma), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:32 (twenty years ago)

I knew I'd come top of Steve's list :)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:34 (twenty years ago)

top 10 ilxor anagrams

1. ken c => neck
2. roxymuzak => UK may roxz
3. stevem => me vest
4. maria D => mad air/i'm a rad! (sk8r galore!)
5. markelby => my elk bra
6. colette => to elect
7. dadaismus => i'm a dud ass
8. ian johnson => jonn is a hon
9. jon williams => ian J swim, lol
10. rob bolton => born to lob (omg! fagot!)

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:38 (twenty years ago)

Don't start with the anagram thing. I did some very bad things on this thread. 'Rims Kraken' is still my favourite.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 22 November 2004 16:48 (twenty years ago)

pete b
wooden
jay g
martin skidmore
gear
nowell

― lukey (Lukey G), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:00 (twenty years ago)

You love him in the wrong way, Slocki.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:01 (twenty years ago)

...and give love a bad name in the process.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:07 (twenty years ago)

how do i love him in the wrong way? i think he rules! don't law down your laws of love to me miccio!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:23 (twenty years ago)

contradicting me like this will not get you back on my top 10.

― miccio (miccio), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:30 (twenty years ago)

Ilx locations I would like to visit (because of the posters) but haven't.

1. New York (although I've met a load of you in London, but Phil, Alex, Jody, Rosemary, many others.)
2. Lexington, Kentucky
3. Seattle
4. San Fransisco
5. LA
6. Duneiden (I can't spell today, I've given that five shots and it's looked wrong every time, sorry NZ-ers)
7. Melbourne (most of you are in Melbourne, right?)
8. Helsinki
9. Toronto
10. Ormskirk!

(Glasgow and Dublin, I love you lots, but I've been to both of those places)

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:58 (twenty years ago)

:(

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 17:59 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/naamme/pic2.jpg
ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/naamme/pic1.jpg

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:01 (twenty years ago)

mmmmm chicagoey

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:02 (twenty years ago)

I REALLY want to go to Chicago and meet every ILXor in those pics, Nick, if it's any consolation (and hopefully I will soonish, especially as sgs LOVES Chicago).

― Ol' prune face (Mark C), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

(I thought as soon as I posted: "Damn, what about Chicago?")

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:04 (twenty years ago)

aw, who's that cutie on the right?

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Who be who in those pics, n/a?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:05 (twenty years ago)

Pic 1: n/a's sister, Sarah McL, n/a, jaymc, Teeny, Kenan
Pic 2: n/a's sister, Sarah McL, n/a, robotsinlove, jaymc

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago)

Those are kind of old. And teeny doesn't live in Chicago. And neither does my sister. And neither does robotsinlove any more. And a bunch of Chicago ILXors aren't pictured. But OH WELL.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 18:20 (twenty years ago)

I thought I cleared this all up.

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 22 November 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago)

in a similar fashion to the herps, it just keeps coming back

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 November 2004 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Here's my real ten, exluding all the people that I know and have met in person. You guys are tops anyways.

i4n johnson
The Good Dr. Bill
hstensil
nickalicious
teeny
Martin Skidmore
Ned
Stevie Nixed
Mark Richard-san
nabisco

Mostly it's people that I either find highly entertaining, extremely informative, or has similar musical tastes to my own.

― Jeff-PTTL (Jeff), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago)

robotsinlove is kinda hot.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago)

That's jaymc's brother!

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:44 (twenty years ago)

the apex of nadirs - what have I done that drives you nuts?

― Nowell (Nowell), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:47 (twenty years ago)

I have met robotsinlove and can confirm his hotness.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:48 (twenty years ago)

I'm just gonna try to leave this as it is...I don't wanna get started.

― Nowell (Nowell), Monday, 22 November 2004 21:51 (twenty years ago)

I have met robotsinlove and can confirm his hotness.
-- Ned Raggett

Gee, you didn't burnt, didja!?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:11 (twenty years ago)

jaymc is hot, too. fyi.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:15 (twenty years ago)

what about nick's sister?

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:16 (twenty years ago)

"global warming, uhuh-uhuh!"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:17 (twenty years ago)

nick's sister is a stunner.

what about my sister?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:20 (twenty years ago)

Some of us find Nick's sister attractive.

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:25 (twenty years ago)

What about RJG's brother, Stevo?

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:30 (twenty years ago)

nick's sister is a stunner!

mandee's sistet is a STUNNER!

stevo is a stunner.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago)

her sister.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:32 (twenty years ago)

Hmm. I'm not sure how I feel about this.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago)

"this" = no one saying I'm a stunner.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:34 (twenty years ago)

I like your sweater.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:37 (twenty years ago)

I mean, sister.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:37 (twenty years ago)

Ha ha.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:42 (twenty years ago)

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:47 (twenty years ago)

I like her sweater.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago)

1) Mr Teeny
2) Nick's Sister
3) Spencer
4) Lucas
5) Charlotte
6) The Raggetts
7) That puppy may be a bit of a liar
8) Pepper
9) Other Pepper
10) http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1790000/images/_1794734_stoli300.jpg

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm pretty sure that's NOT my sister, though it does look a hell of a lot like her.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago)

Nick, you're a stunner.

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:52 (twenty years ago)

DOG LATIN'S SISTER

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:53 (twenty years ago)

THANKS BABE.

― n/a (Nick A.), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:54 (twenty years ago)

My sister wears good sweaters sometimes!

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 22 November 2004 22:56 (twenty years ago)

I'm pretty sure that's NOT my sister, though it does look a hell of a lot like her.

So I can safely jerk off to it, then?

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Monday, 22 November 2004 23:02 (twenty years ago)

In teh greenhouse, Sanjay!

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 22 November 2004 23:06 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/Mandalion/glasses.jpg

― jill schoelen is the queen of my dreams! (Homosexual II), Monday, 22 November 2004 23:08 (twenty years ago)

Awesome.

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Monday, 22 November 2004 23:12 (twenty years ago)

Here's my ILX equally top twelve:

Lara Byrne & The Pinefox: Two separate people and, as far as I know, not a couple, but I link them together because for all the ILX wuv that I feel, they are the only actual friends I've made from the forum (in the sense that they've been round the Vicarage for tea and "cake"). Also, I only ever meet Lara when the Pinefox is in town. Or so it seems.

Andrew Farrell: It seems a bit cheeky to throw an old mucker mate like Andrew in here, but he is an invaluable ILX resource for me, in that he actually reads every thread and is always able to fill me in on the latest excitement.

Martin Skidmore: The most all-round good bloke on ILX? Perhaps so. His endless asides about Neil, Alan, Grant, et al are all part of the package.

Momus: Thanks to ILX I see him as the great public intellectual of our times.

Mad Kate: I've probably derived more entertainment from her posts than from those of anyone else.

Rockist Scientist: The man who got me into Fairuz.

Katie: No Orc was safe when she was around. While she doesn't seem to post here anymore, but meeting her at Glastonbury was an all-time ILX highlight.

Starry Sarah: She is the Queen of ILX.

Nabisco (or whatever he is calling himself these days): for the single funniest post ever.

Carsmile Steve: the man who makes being a geezer acceptable.

Doom Patrol: For Dancing Spidey

I'm sure to post this and then remember someone who is the actual greatest poster to ILX. THIS is life. I'm also conscious of leaving out quite a few people who I wuv… maybe one of them is you.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 22 November 2004 23:16 (twenty years ago)

Martin Skidmore: The most all-round good bloke on ILX?

If possible, underrated as such.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 November 2004 23:30 (twenty years ago)

Nabisco (or whatever he is calling himself these days): for the single funniest post ever.

Hey you tease, you have to tell us what that is!

Martin's general spiffness and patience is deeply, deeply underrated. A good egg and then some.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 22 November 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago)

aw, get your eggs here.

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 November 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago)

fresh and white eggs on ILE!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, 22 November 2004 23:38 (twenty years ago)

Martin's is more than he's cracked up to be.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago)

i'm not eggsagerrating

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 01:18 (twenty years ago)

he still has to give me back my copy of Coltrane's Om, let him borrow it a few weeks ago.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 01:19 (twenty years ago)

HAW!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:10 (twenty years ago)

I said "haw!" to a friend of mine the other day when he said something funny. I think it just confused him.

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:13 (twenty years ago)

Aw, you're a real haw-er now!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:14 (twenty years ago)

http://pw2.netcom.com/~wandaron/haw.jpg

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:17 (twenty years ago)

It's like when I bought a bottle of brandy at my local liquor store and the dude goes "you're a real drunk now."

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:18 (twenty years ago)

http://www.familyrecords.gov.uk/focuson/na/na-img/haw-haw.jpg

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:22 (twenty years ago)

haw!

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:23 (twenty years ago)

You haw, Gear ;)

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:23 (twenty years ago)

http://members.aol.com/bbu84/biblicalstupidity/haw.gif

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:24 (twenty years ago)

http://www.quickspice.com/scstore/images/hawflakes_lg.jpg

(I used to have some of these Haw Flakes things. They were pretty gnarl.)

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:27 (twenty years ago)

oh man, I want those

― Riot Gear! (Gear!), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:32 (twenty years ago)

Haw flakes are super yum.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 02:53 (twenty years ago)

I've always seen them and not known what they're for. Can anyone clue me in?

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:04 (twenty years ago)

They're some kind of dried fruit candy, I'm guessing. I've had them, but I'm still guessing. Stacks. So thin they're almost circles.

― Pangolino (ricki spaghetti), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago)

No, wait - they're not that thin. Still, they fall between the gaps in my memory and my willingness to eat things that look like they might be explosives.

― Pangolino (ricki spaghetti), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago)

What they're for? They're for eating.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 06:28 (twenty years ago)

So I've just got back from a weekend away, and saw this thread was still going strong. Initially I was all "oh for fuck's sake" then I saw how it got derailed and I was very happy at ILX. Then it got back on the rails and I was less happy (really, why? It was about to die!), then it went off the rails and I was happy once more, then Anna mentioned Ormskirk and I was far too happy for mere words to convey.

To sum up then, so, this is ILX, innit?

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 10:01 (twenty years ago)

This is the first time I haven't been castigated for derailing a thread.

― papa november (papa november), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 10:32 (twenty years ago)

Good grief, it's good to come home to praise, albeit overpraise, especially on a day when I have been hugely miserable, having pissed off the person I care most about. Thank you DV, Roxy and Ned.

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 17:56 (twenty years ago)

It's okay, Martin, I'm not really mad. Oh, wait...

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 18:08 (twenty years ago)

ME: Nabisco (or whatever he is calling himself these days): for the single funniest post ever.

Ned: Hey you tease, you have to tell us what that is!

I'm not 100% sure it was meant to be funny, but it was on some thread about race where he described how his whitey head-teacher got all homey-ish when presenting him with a prize. I immediately imagined my head teacher from school adopting what he thinks is a stereotyped African American way of doing things.

Well I thought it was funny.

― DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:51 (twenty years ago)

jesus nathalie, o. nate, jim wentworth, luna, anna, dv, bnw, robin carmody, tim hopkins, will mckenzie

― youn, Tuesday, 23 November 2004 19:57 (twenty years ago)

youn

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago)

― Sanjay McDougal (jaymc), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:03 (twenty years ago)

That's definitely entertaining. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 23 November 2004 20:17 (twenty years ago)

one year passes...

roxy and

[top 50 posters list w/emails deleted]

also: trife, raggett, drew daniel

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

haha how in god's name do i have more posts than jon

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

also: sunny successor

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

also: tokyo rosemary

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

harvell has assimilated the noise board

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

I TAKE IT BASCK

― sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

WTF. Is that noze brode? I guess I do deserve yellow card.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

It's possible that the phrase "user page is broken as fuck" has something to do with it.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

also: the friendly mods : D

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

Fifty visible email addresses, ready for spambot action, are you trying to get banned?

― StanM (StanM), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

indeed that is the nozz bro'd

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

haha I love that n/a called him "Ian Williams"

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

TOP 10 (no particular order):

nicole
slocki
jon
gear
blount
dan perry
eman
tehresa
scott seward
ade

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

oh no stan, what have i done? : ((((((((((

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

DISQUALIFIED:

PEOPLE WHO DONT POST ANYMORE
PEOPLE WHO I TALK TO ALL THE TIME IN REAL LIFE
PEOPLE I DONT LIKE

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

GRANDFATHERED IN:

ian
nickalicious
latebloomer
ally
jbr

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

i really admire alba and adam in real life -- neither of them post much anymore. there are probably 8 other ilxors i can tolerate.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

also: mandee

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

i was gonna add mandee but now i'm not so sure

POLITICS

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

somebody fix those email addresses stat!!

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

what about grandmothered in? i want to be in your grandmother, jess.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait, i will do anything to get people to like me!
i wish i could revise my previous statement about tolerance.

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit brah, scott seward too! ; (

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait, i will do anything to get people to like me!

TITZ.JPG

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

TOP 10

dave stewart
rickey henderson
carney lansford
dave henderson
dennis eckersley
terry 'all-star' steinbach
stan javier
billy beane
ll luis polonia
stormy davis

― j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

no walt weiss, no credibility

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

1) the noize board

2) except that pus-bubbling asshole infection who got me in real-life deep shit last year; that fuckwad shitlicking poopscoop.

3) raggett and most anybody else i met in real life

4) espesh elmo, jon, ian, laura, pj & other PVDers.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

did you ever find out who it was, remy??

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh no, all of gear's list got deleted

― lf (lfam), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

70% certainty yes, gear.

― Damn, Atreyu! (x Jeremy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

urgh

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

i can't believe i'm not in ken c's phone!!

i don't have a phone. or a home. or a job. i'm going to go cry now.

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

"oh shit brah, scott seward too! ; ("

Hey, what the hell is wrong with me!!??

(Don't answer that.)

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

i meant i forgot to list you!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

OG list

1 nickalicious
2 killy
3 Bea Arthur
4 jon williams
5 Arial Pink
6 Steve Shasta
7 gear
8 tehresa, who will here remain anonymous
9 Alicia Fucking Silverstone
10 jacques lu c on t
11 SQUARECOATS 67
12 dmr
13 jaymc
14 Allyzay will never stop making pancakes
15 lf
16 otto midnight
17 caitlin oh no
18 XD
19 Pashmina
20 Tim Ellison
21 s1ocki
22 jinx hijinks
23 Damn, Atreyu!
24 hella somethin' Gwen Stefani pantwork
25 dissonance in the divine accord
26 milton parker
27 lady pooperton
28 gbx
29 Forksclovetofu
30 elmo argonaut
31 rrrobyn
32 Dan Selzer
33 Jesus Dan
34 flëétwøöd måçk
35 and what
36 j blount
37 Dan I.
38 Jack Cole
39 lauren
40 Stormy Davis
41 chaki
42 latebloomer's napkin
43 electric sound of jim [and why not]
44 jed_
45 sleep
46 sugarpants
47 John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes.
48 INSANE CLOWN FOSSE
49 David R.
50 ath

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

1) NOISEBOARD
2) ROCKCRIT HIVEMIND
3) CKB
4) SLOCKI
5) TO-RO
6) GARETH
7) TRACER HAMD
8) CRUMP
9) LC
10) uhhhh

― jacques lu c on t (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

I have since met four people on my Nov. 2004 "awesome people I haven't met" list.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

1. David Raposa
2. FONG
3. [Controversial Moderator Edit]
4. Amanda Brown
5. Orbit and Kate for being rapscallions!
6. rudy xx http://www.myspace.com/katoch
7. fuckfuckingfuckedfucker
8. Steve Goldberg
9. PEOPLE THAT ONLY POST ON THE WDYLL THREAD
10. nabisco

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

1. 526
2. 808
3. 646
4. 177
5. 226
6. 213
7. 703
8. 996
9. 288
10. 74

― -- (688), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

sorry I tried to do it right but it poxy fuled me.

― teeny (teeny), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

best thread ever

― grandfathered in (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

"i meant i forgot to list you!"

haha, jeez, i'm touchy today. i thought you were bummed that jess put me on his list. it's been a long week. i need beer.

i still like almost everyone on ilx. even though i complain about ilx at times. i don't like all these people i don't know on ilm calling me "snarky" all the time though.

― scott seward (scott seward), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

1. tynan
2. pablo alphonse
3. wdyll honeys
4. unlimited toothpicker/xd
5. marissa
6. thomas tallis
7. steve shasta
8. esteban
9. food consumption log guy
10. jacob/jacobs

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

1-100. "Deric W. Haircare"

― grandfathered in (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

Yay, 400 extra whiney posts to the watercooler thread tomorrow!

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 6 July 2006 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

BWILX
Jesus Dan
JBR
Morbius when he's not being a jerk (!)
nabisco
Tim F.
Rolling Country Thread
688
Tracer Hand
youn

"enigmatic": Estela, account settings, lawrence/laurence kansas, Champion Wakeboarder
coed crushes: Maria, caitlin ohno
jet lag: a britishes or three
don't get around much anymore: felicity, Daddino, Aimless, TR

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

bnw
flembach
toffeesock
adamrl

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

mitch
eyeball kicks

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

mark s

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

jewelly

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

I hate you all!

― Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

wot rjg sed

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

trees hurt not

http://www.bibleexplained.com/revelation/r-seg07-08/trees-hurt-not.jpg

(my list in no particular order: ned, dan fucking selzer, gear, jesus dan, the steve shasta, sherburne, wrinklepaws (for the laughs), much of noise dude heaven)

― trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

51. trees

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

I am just drunk enough to say that I miss Adamrl so so so very very much! Even if he did say I reminded him of "an amalgam of food service people who have served him" or whatever it was he said. It is weird to miss someone I've never met.

xpost also I find it interesting that trees knows someone I have known for like 8 years via Oberlin college, and also since his post of a rainbow molesting a VW i am kinda in love with him/her(?)/[I'm pretty sure him but I cannot confirm].

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh, and Richard K à Paris

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

adamrl (rip)
amon
cousin larry bundgee
ian
Gear! (but not gear)
jess harbl
killy
tehresa
tynan delong
noize bored dads

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 6 July 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

OMG IF YOU CAN HELP ME OUT HERE...

omg somebody please PLEASE ysi the music from neverending story when Atreyu rides Falkor!?!?!?!!?

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

1. Jel
2. Tad
3. Anthony
4. Ned
5. Ally
6. Momus
7. Kim
8. gareth
9. nickaliscious
10. mr dasher

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

1. Chaki
2. nabisco
3. Geir
4. Ned
5. Chaki
6. John Darnielle
7. ???
8. TBA
9. N/A
10. Chaki

― Steve Go1dberg (Steve Schneeberg), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

I LOVE YOU TOO

― ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:24 (eighteen years ago)

Except change my #5 to fuckfuckingfuckedfucker. So Chaki only gets two.

― Steve Go1dberg (Steve Schneeberg), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

1-10. ROCK HARDY

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

ATREYU MEETS FALKOR

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

:D

― I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

1. ty delo
2. fuckingfucker
3. nick momus
4. saul williams
5. that kings of convenience guy
6. bosko
7. ryan pitchfork
8. nick sylvester
9. suzy
10. m@riss@

― gear (gear), Thursday, 6 July 2006 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

I don't actually understand this thread, I mean the title "fucking ILXor" is kind of ambiguous? No matter what, the answer to the question is pete smith, ZR, quincie, Dan Perry, Mr Jones, M. White, JW, Laurel, NFLBoard, and tynan delong. Mmmmmmaybe.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 7 July 2006 00:33 (eighteen years ago)

4 BLOUNT:

1) Deion Sanders
2) Jeff Blauser
3) Brian Jordan (Phase 1)
4) Tommy Greene
5) Steve Avery
6) Francisco Cabrera / Geronimo Berroa
7) Ron Gant
8) Charlie O'Brien
9) Joe Hesketh
10) Mark Wohlers

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:14 (eighteen years ago)

1) keith moreland
2) gary matthews sr.
3) bob denier
4) andre dawson
5) leon durham
6) lee smith
7) steve trout
8) thad bosley
9) jerome walton
10) dwight smith

― gear (gear), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:19 (eighteen years ago)

1) eddie gaedel
2) pete gray
3) rube waddell
4) germany schaefer
5) dizzy dean
6) uncle robbie
7) charles "victory" faust
8) ty cobb
9) grover cleveland alexander
10) mugsy mcgraw

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

11) casey stengel

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

11) honus wagner

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:40 (eighteen years ago)

omgwtf 12)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

more cutty, ddb love pls

― Arial Pink (account), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

bring back cousin larry bundgee :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

why isn't cutty on my list?? well he should be.

― gear (gear), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:43 (eighteen years ago)

hi dear

― cousin larry bundgee on Arial Pink's computer (account), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:49 (eighteen years ago)

:)

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

where IS ddb :(

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:52 (eighteen years ago)

gary carter
sid fernandez
pedro guerrero
orel hershiser
mike marshall
ozzie smith
fernando valenzuela
mookie wilson
dave winfield
steve yeager

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 July 2006 02:59 (eighteen years ago)

sub andre dawson for gary carter

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 7 July 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

jack clark
dave kingman
cory snyder
pete incaviglia
rob deer
jesse barfield
steve balboni
gorman thomas
tony armas
greg luzinski

― gear (gear), Friday, 7 July 2006 03:03 (eighteen years ago)

wait i need to add cutty to my list. cutty, whenever i see your name, i think of Cutty Sark and all the horrible nights it caused me in high school. so... uggghhh

― trees (treesessplode), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.newscientist.com/data/images/ns/cms/dn1910/dn1910-1_370.jpg

(that is the oldest fossilized vomit pile ever.)

― trees (treesessplode), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:11 (eighteen years ago)

mike vick
algernon crumpler
d'angelo hall
dj shockley
rod coleman
justin griffith
patrick kerney
roddy white
allen rossum
tokyo rosemary

― j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 7 July 2006 05:17 (eighteen years ago)

Beth Parker
Rock Hardy
Estela
Zora
Stevie is drinking dos equis
NickB
Jaq
Sara R-C
edward o
Jacqui Pickles

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Friday, 7 July 2006 10:38 (eighteen years ago)

ten ilxors i engage with the most even if in some cases it is just to argue with them about music or football:

ken
marcello
matt
kev n
the lex
nrq
dom
dadaismus
pj miller
barms
ronan

omg all meng

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 7 July 2006 10:54 (eighteen years ago)

Who is kev n?

― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Friday, 7 July 2006 10:56 (eighteen years ago)

Ha, this is the thread where I had my only "ILX sucks, I'm leaving!" strop. And then didn't leave. I was trying to remember where that'd happened just the other day.

I was probably right to get pissy though, this is still quite unpleasant I reckon.

Still, my favourites are the melton + gkit ILG double act, ailsa, mark grout, rock hardy and dan perry. But that's omitting the ones I've met in real life, and they're nearly all great.

― JimD (JimD), Friday, 7 July 2006 10:56 (eighteen years ago)

Who is kev n?

you mean you can't see him? shit...it's happening again...

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 7 July 2006 10:59 (eighteen years ago)

kv?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:00 (eighteen years ago)

Ah right, kv_nol or whatevah. A vote for NickB, he is witty.

― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:02 (eighteen years ago)

Can we start a Your Fucking 10 ILXors Called Ned one - I'd stand at least some chance of getting on that one.

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:08 (eighteen years ago)

I'm too tired to say anything. Can you all fit in a list in some variant version of base 10?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

plz 2 haev:

Meltang Mowbray
Onimo
Andrew Farrell
Dan Perry
JW
sleep
JimD
aldo
ken c
and, of course, Kaet

mainly ILGers, people i met and people that roffle me up. BIASED? yes. there are plenty other people i dig, but they don't play enough games.

― teh_kit has 22 friends (g-kit), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:11 (eighteen years ago)

10 most want to meet:

nrq (lives in same city ffs)
jess (so as to punch in face)
edward o (for pop thrills)
vahid (for beardo disco thrills)
dan perry (for reasons old and new, but mostly old)
return of the nza (for old times sake)
matos (for intense grilling)
saul williams (for pointing and laughing)
nick southall (for third time lucky, and possibly punching in face)
stevie is drinking dos equis (for london ticklist and seems nice)
trayce (for insufferable comedy quoting and being v far away)

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:12 (eighteen years ago)

I hate you all, except for gear ;_; ;_; ;_; ;_;

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

ALLY U R BEING DEAD TO ME NOW, IT'S OVER BETWEEN US I MEAN IT

xpost U TOO PASHMINA, I AM MAKING YOUR CARD AS WE "SPEAK"

― Tracey Hand (tracerhand), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

oh so fucking 10 doesn't mean the 10 you're fucking?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:35 (eighteen years ago)

i got confused with the "you're fucking 10 ilxor" thread

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:35 (eighteen years ago)

you're fucking 10, ilxors

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:36 (eighteen years ago)

haha stevem, someone in glasgow thought that we well knew each other, and ken c.

one day i PROMISE i will leave the house.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:54 (eighteen years ago)

was that me?

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think it was

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

So you can go all the way to Glasgow to meet ILXors but turn your nose up at the ones on your own doorstep, you unconscionable blackguard!

― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

i notice henry never comes to faps.

― Marcello Carlin (nostudium), Friday, 7 July 2006 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

i dont recognise most of these people. ilmers?

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

i mean RECOGNIZZE

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:01 (eighteen years ago)

geeta is sweeta

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

oh that was meant for WDYLL. still true though

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:03 (eighteen years ago)

NRQ: "... but I'll tell you one thing Tony Newley said to me ....."

stevem: "What was that?"

NRQ: "'Oo are you?"

stevem: "Yeah? Just like that?"

NRQ: "Just like that. And I thought that made Tony Newley a... a wonderful human being."

― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:04 (eighteen years ago)

it was not rjg.

crossposts

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:07 (eighteen years ago)

well roughage i thought we were once supposed to go out and have a meal and split the bill or something.

or not split it, i can't remember which way round

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

i remember that, yes.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

ray chapman
juan marichal
tony conigliaro
mike piazza
don zimmer
herb score
jason kendall
jose canseco
joe theismann
nude spock

― David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

David R.
DV
Gear
Gravel P.
Jaq
Jaymc
Ken C
Nabisco
Teeny
Trayce

― I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:25 (eighteen years ago)

Mike Score

― GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Friday, 7 July 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago)

TRACER HAND YOU ARE LIKE BROTHER, NOT LIKE FUCKING ILXOR. SAME FOR JIMMY TEH MOD.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Friday, 7 July 2006 13:27 (eighteen years ago)

New randomish list of people whose posts I generally really like and/or agree with, regardless of whether I know them or not.

Onimo
g-kit
aldo cowpat
Matt DC
Stevem
Dave Boyle
William Bloody Swygart
RJG
jed
Nabisco (honorary non-UKer)

Actually that's kind of heavy on the people-i-know/have met front. Oh well. I knew no-one of them except RJG before here, so just goes to show, erm, something.

Oh, yeah, it looks like I hate women. I don't.

― ailsa (ailsa), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:03 (eighteen years ago)

who here has ever played shag marry cliff with ilx0rs?

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:05 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, Onimo, he's a laugh. William Bloody Swygart knows a lot for one so young and fresh-faced. I get nickalicious and Nabisco mixed up but I def. like at least one of them.

― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

shag marry cliff

I'm assuming this is the UK equivalent of Fuck Marry Kill -- but "cliff"??

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

push over one

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think there's a standard name for it either.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, you and me, we're like THIS. Sorry I am so absent lately -- things to do and sisters to marry off, you know how it is!!

― Laurel (Laurel), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

no-one has ever played Shag/Marry Cliff.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 7 July 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

Sue Barker has come closest

― ¡Vamos a matar, Dadaismus! (Dada), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

nude spock

-- David R. (quoteidio...), July 7th, 2006.

Finally! Do you realize it took me 7 years to get one mention on one of these lists?

Was that a mistake or something? If not, I can get banned again from ILX a happy man.

― Smiling Friend & Other Pseudonyms (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

UMM ITS CALLED FUCK EM OR CHUCK EM

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

AND LETS PLAY

1. NED
2. JON
3. NABISCO

― SQUARECOATS (plsmith), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Chuck and Buck, fuck and suck? It just feels good to be nominated.

― Smiling Friend (Uri Frendimein), Friday, 7 July 2006 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

Why do I even bother checking if my name is mentioned in any lists. I don't post enough and if I do, the posts are kinda pointless and obv overlooked as a result.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

1. Nathalie

― Ms. Misery TX (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

nath, i wasn't going to make a list because i also don't post enough and if i do the posts are kinda pointless and obv overlooked as a result, so it would be weird/pointless for me to make a list. but if i made a list, you would SO be on it. my fave belgian ilx chixor w/ cuet baby!

― tehresa, who will here remain anonymous (tehresa), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

Ah fuck it, I hate all of you anyway. ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Clearly the ILX womyn should be hatching a plot to all vote for each other in these contests.

― Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:30 (eighteen years ago)

CONSPIRACY

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

my list today:
chicken sausages
parmesan
fresh basil
tomatoes
sun-dried tomatoes?/tomoto paste?
potatoes?
rosemary?
red pepper
blueberries
cherries
beer?/wine?/soda h2o?
noise board
cuet people who are cute
smrt people who are smart
people who like me
comedy
funny.jpg
water d****'s plants!
run!
phone: e*****, r*******

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

ned raggett
DPerry
blount
gabbneb
teeny
kingfish
nabisco
matos
donutbitch
Kirby Puckett

― don weiner (don weiner), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

If I was to make a list it would be the lovely people on the I Love Cooking thread. You know who you are.

― Ned T.Rifle (nedtrifle), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

Chicken sausages are SOOOO good!

― choinklate (nickalicious), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

easy*:

ath
tehresa
rrrobyn
jw
laura h
mikef
rock hardy
allyzay
shasta
wrights

bonus group pick - all the chix that have been preggers in the last year or so because theyre all ten million times braver than me.

*excluding peeps i know in person, of course - little rockerz pp, amd, and dj-am who all rule.

― sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

Clearly the ILX womyn should be hatching a plot to all vote for each other in these contests.

We should. But that would be an intentional move, and, quite frankly, it's unnecessary for me; I think all the women here RAWK yo. Does that make sense? WhatEVAH.

So I hate all you guys. ;-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

that's why they are #1!
(these ones are all spiced well too)

xpost
aw, yaay!

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

Kobo Abe
Basho
Kobayashi Issa
Yasunari Kawabata
Haruki Murakami
Kenzaburo Oe
Sei Shonagon
Natsume Soseki
Junichiro Tanizaki
Banana Yoshimoto

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

SANDWICH

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

but that's just cuz i'm hungry.

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 7 July 2006 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Banana Yoshimoto -> My mum loves her books. I think it's okay. I also enjoyed Inoue's The Hunting Gun. I really need to find a list of *Japanese classics*. :-(

Junichiro Tanizaki -> I noticed his book in a shop. Tempted to buy it, but did not. Tell me I'm an idiot for not doing so.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

which Tanizaki book? some are great, some are hard. and Banana is an acquired taste.

also, I forgot Chiyo-ni, Buson, and Shiki. Mishima eh.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

The tattooer.

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

never read it. i like his weird 'palm of the hand' stories, very surreal and dense.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

oh crap that was kawabata. tanizaki's big novels are 'some prefer nettles' and 'the makioki sisters'.

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh man another mistake, i need a nap

― Haikunym (Haikunym), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

If World FAP ever happens, I'll buy a round for the whole krewe.

― I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Friday, 7 July 2006 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

My list doesn't have Grimly Fiendish on it. That's just wrong. Consider him included.

(I like lots and lots of other people too, but, y'know, playing favourites is FUN)

― ailsa (ailsa), Saturday, 8 July 2006 10:26 (eighteen years ago)

1. ken c
2. GEAR
3. latebloomer
4. jon williams
5. hari ashurst
6. jaymc
7. nickalicious
8. pleasant plains
9. alba
10. doglatin

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 July 2006 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

The thread is full circle! And you've still left me off your list! *cries*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 8 July 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

ned, you are above the list. squint.

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Saturday, 8 July 2006 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

But that tie is STILL purple.

― I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 8 July 2006 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

my boring predictable list:

mandee
anyone from new zealand (di duane andrew elisabeth et al)
NRQ
s1ocki
jbr
allyzay
andrew L
j blount
roxymuzak
the pinefox

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 8 July 2006 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah and both of the anthonys

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 8 July 2006 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

ned
fluffy bear
jesus dan
elmo
JW
gbx
s-r-c
noize peeples
M@tt H31geson
everyone on IMM that doesn't want to play bass through a guitar amp.

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Saturday, 8 July 2006 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

All of the DC thread(s). I LOVE YA!

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 8 July 2006 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

Ned (obv.)
Markelby
Nude Spock
Momus
Dave Q
ESOJ
Pinefox
Greg Kitten
Trayce
Miss Misery
(also Kate, Alba, AlexNY, Gear etc.)

― miele kitty (miele), Sunday, 9 July 2006 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, Onimo, he's a laugh.

That reads really sarcastically in my head. I have no idea if it's meant to be or not.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 9 July 2006 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

this is really hard!

― hella somethin' Gwen Stefani pantwork (haitch), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:30 (eighteen years ago)

roxy still haets women! :)

20 ilxors i'd like to go bowling with
1. roxymuzak
2. rock hardy
3. robster
4. marianna lcl
5. sgs
6. markelby
7. jerry the nipper
8. carsmile
9. marianna
10. alix
11. stevem
12. martin skidmore
13. ed
14. colette
15. melton mowbray
16. teh kit!
17. RJG
18. Ally C
19. Archel
20. Gregory Henry

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:41 (eighteen years ago)

21. ned

― ken c (ken c), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:42 (eighteen years ago)

And, happily enough, you HAVE gone bowling with me. And it was demonstrated that I was terrible at it. ;-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:44 (eighteen years ago)

But your form in contrast was of course genius:

http://static.flickr.com/22/29795491_aeead08db0.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 9 July 2006 11:45 (eighteen years ago)

the music mole
Tracey Hand
Dr. Morbius
Nathalie
amateurist
the Pinefox
Sterling Clover
Jerry the Nipper
Tom E.
Kim Grimstitch

― youn (youn), Sunday, 9 July 2006 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

Youn, I wuv you. (Yes, I'll send you that 100 euros now. heh)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Sunday, 9 July 2006 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

20 ilxors i'd like to go bowling with

ok, NOW I'm offended!

― JimD (JimD), Sunday, 9 July 2006 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just going to pretend that every time someone wrote Kate they meant me and not the other Kate.

― Looking through pattern skies (papa november), Sunday, 9 July 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

actually, i assume they mean me

― sunny successor (katharine), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Don't flatter yourselves. They mean me. They are so blinded by my genius that their ability to spell has deserted them.

― ailsa (ailsa), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

ILXor photographers certain to make me look good and/or interesting in a WDYLL post:

1. Kate eyecandy

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Sunday, 9 July 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

aawwwwwww thanks :)

― Looking through pattern skies (papa november), Monday, 10 July 2006 01:50 (eighteen years ago)

trayce (for insufferable comedy quoting and being v far away)

:D Steve, you are the only one who understands my Groening insanity!

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 10 July 2006 01:53 (eighteen years ago)

(actually thats a lie, Jim does too, but he knows me so thats different)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 10 July 2006 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

gabbneb - for pictures

― youn (youn), Monday, 10 July 2006 03:54 (eighteen years ago)

trayce -- for being a fellow teenage xtian!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 10 July 2006 04:09 (eighteen years ago)

I have since met four people on my Nov. 2004 "awesome people I haven't met" list.

You've met me, even though I wasn't on your list. And I seem to be in your cellphone, even!

ILXors on my cellphone:

Anthony
donut
Bryan
cws
Jaq
Jesse
jaymc
Juliaa
Martin M.

Some of those numbers are years old, though, and probably don't work.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 10 July 2006 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

And I seem to be in your cellphone, even!

Are you saying that b/c I drunk-txt'd you yesterday?

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 10 July 2006 04:53 (eighteen years ago)

It was both sweet and baffling.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 10 July 2006 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

Also baffling: I was eating mussels at the time.

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 10 July 2006 04:59 (eighteen years ago)

I hope that's a euphemism for something unspeakably nasty.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 10 July 2006 05:01 (eighteen years ago)

like...eating mussels?

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Monday, 10 July 2006 05:29 (eighteen years ago)

Exactly.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Monday, 10 July 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

somebody link jess' top 50 ilxors thread

― nervous (cochere), Monday, 10 July 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

that one with the pictures

― nervous (cochere), Monday, 10 July 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

yes please do, because i cant remember the thread title for the life of me

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 July 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

JAYMC WHERE ARE YOU WHEN I FINALLY NEED YOU

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 July 2006 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

JESUS WHAT WAS IT CALLED

― nervous (cochere), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 03:27 (eighteen years ago)

1. that cranky dude

2. that other cranky dude

3. that dude with OCD

4. Mr. Know It All

5. that woman who yells all the time

6. that dude who is all look at me i'm the life of the party, no, wait, don't, i'm sad now (like jughead when his mom was sick that time)

7. that one weirdo who never says anything but then when he does its all smart and funny and then you go oh yeah that guy that guy is cool

8. Miss Irreverent

9. Little Miss Little Miss Little Miss Can't Be Wrong

10. dude who farts all the time and is like i didn't do it it was the other guy (always blaming it on the other guy. what a crack up!)

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 03:40 (eighteen years ago)

oh, and Oystein!

― scott seward (scott seward), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 03:42 (eighteen years ago)

Scott, I am 50% of your 10. THX DUDE!

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 03:44 (eighteen years ago)

classic

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 03:49 (eighteen years ago)

1. Pill Badminton
2. vioxx
3. Krystal69er
4. jUgGhEaD
5. ]"tÔ3¿
6. Gadsmock
7. Wolff Tanning
8. LeCar
9. Kings Candy
10. Lee Hutch P.I.

http://images.dmusic.com/v7/emoticons/kissass.gif

― XD (eman), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 04:22 (eighteen years ago)

11. XD. (qualifying due to IMM amusement and THAT FUCKING ASSKISSICON.)

― John Justen, Bataan death march of dimes. (johnjusten), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 04:50 (eighteen years ago)

missed that line of Transformers toys

― introducing latebloomer, his dad itchy, and his son lumpy (latebloomer), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 05:25 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not actually good at remembering thread titles. Ask Tracer.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

ilxors I might let babysit the youngun:

Luna
Mark Grout
Nathalie
Teeny
absolutely not Dan Perry

― choinklate (nickalicious), Tuesday, 11 July 2006 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

i am a semi-professional babysitter, nicka!!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

1. that cranky dude = jess?

2. that other cranky dude

3. that dude with OCD

4. Mr. Know It All = steve shasta?

5. that woman who yells all the time = ally?

6. that dude who is all look at me i'm the life of the party, no, wait, don't, i'm sad now (like jughead when his mom was sick that time)

7. that one weirdo who never says anything but then when he does its all smart and funny and then you go oh yeah that guy that guy is cool

8. Miss Irreverent

9. Little Miss Little Miss Little Miss Can't Be Wrong

10. dude who farts all the time and is like i didn't do it it was the other guy (always blaming it on the other guy. what a crack up!) = kingfish

― Machibuse '80 (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

ilxors I might let babysit the youngun:
Nathalie

Yay! I'm up for it! :-)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

That picture thread has been bugging me for the last 10 minutes, and I can't remember what it's called.

I can, however, offer this, which was a it of a belter.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

My list is people I've met and liked IRL, people I'd like to meet and people that I just really enjoy reading (make me rofl):

Stevem (cheers bud for the mention)
g-kit
Melton
Accentmonkey
Dan (why no more name changes?) Perry
Ken c
Kingfish
Ned 'Merry' Raggett
Masonicboom
Trayce

I rather like you all really, there are people that I'm even softening to when I used to just skip through their entries. I must be getting mellower in my old age...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

You are becoming accepting of our ways.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

Sugar! I forgot DV and Weasel diesel. Sorry lads, just don't see you on the board much at the mo.

(xpost) unfortunately this appears to be true... Dialogue with Ned. Truly I have arrived...

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Roxy, I had no idea! In the future I will also consider you re: online babysitting needs.

― choinklate (nickalicious), Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

Roxy will also teach small ones bass-playing and ass-kicking for a nominal fee.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 13 July 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

i just cntrl-f'ed my login name and came up with this:

Logout | sanskrit | Settings
and
Login Name sanskrit

c'mon, i know you tried it too.

― fongoloid sangfroid (sanskrit), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

I got mentioned, a couple of times, in the past

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

RJG is one of my favorite people, in general. ARE YA FLATTERED???

― i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

TOTALLY FLATTENED THANK YOU!!! I FEEL THE SAME WAY

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

RJG i didn't like you at first because i didn't understand but now i think you're wonderful.

― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 13 July 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

:' )

― RJG (RJG), Thursday, 13 July 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

1. ken
2. gear
3. chaki
4. drank
5. ned
6. john d
7. jess
...
...
...

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:42 (seventeen years ago)

Drank?Sorry, my brane ist melting.

― stevienixed, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:43 (seventeen years ago)

Oh and to answer the question:

1 Nathalie
2 Stevienixed

That's pretty much it. The rest can go royally fuck themselves behind the bushes with Tuomas' boots.

Or something.

― stevienixed, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:44 (seventeen years ago)

The rest can go royally fuck themselves behind the bushes with Tuomas' boots.

!!! So rude. I thought your superpoke said you worshipped me. ::cries::

― Ms Misery, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:45 (seventeen years ago)

I appreciate stevienixed's moxie!!

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:46 (seventeen years ago)

man, the more things change...

― kenan, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:50 (seventeen years ago)

Sam, you're in that something. ;-)

― stevienixed, Thursday, 6 September 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

-Jess (ret.)
-Ethan (ret.)

-- Jordan (Jordan), Monday, November 15, 2004 7:47 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

lol

― Jordan, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:04 (seventeen years ago)

how did this not end in tears?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

numbers 2 to 7 on roxy's list all got pwn3d

― ken c, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

how did this not end in tears?

because everybody loves somebody

― kenan, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:09 (seventeen years ago)

1. luriqua
2. Ol' Wrink P
3. Tuomas
4. Dog Latin (RIP)
5. Oink Administrator

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:12 (seventeen years ago)

dog latin totally still posts

― roxymuzak, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:23 (seventeen years ago)

FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU
-- sunny successor (katharine), Thursday, July 6, 2006 3:25 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

also: sunny successor
-- gear (gear), Thursday, July 6, 2006 3:26 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

wow

― sunny successor, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:25 (seventeen years ago)

so many people love me on this thread <3 <3 <3

― ken c, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:32 (seventeen years ago)

Allyzay ;l

― luriqua, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:43 (seventeen years ago)

once again i am under ned

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

oh boy

― gabbneb, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:46 (seventeen years ago)

boner

― Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

man i made a lot of lists back in 2004. was i momentarily being nice or something?

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago)

Am I the only one who keeps reading this as "You're" instead of "Your"?

― jaymc, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago)

i'm sure kenan is too

― strongohulkington, Thursday, 6 September 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago)

1. ken
2. gear
3. chaki
4. drank
5. ned
6. john d
7. jess
8. Will M.
9. Will M.'s fly booty
10. Will M.'s fly booty's fly booty

-- roxymuzak, Thursday, September 6, 2007 4:42 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

fixed

― Will M., Thursday, 6 September 2007 22:27 (seventeen years ago)

Ten ILXors who don't post here anymore who I miss:

Martin Skidmore
Laura H.
Jocelyn
AaronHz
AdamRL (though I think he still occasionally pops up here)
Pinkpanther (did she take a maternity leave from ILX?)
Wintermute
Caitlin
N./Alba (or does he have a new username now?)
Archel

― Tuomas, Friday, 7 September 2007 08:01 (seventeen years ago)

Plus five posters who I think are still around but who should post more often:

Tom E.
Mandee
Remy
Dee
Miccio

― Tuomas, Friday, 7 September 2007 08:04 (seventeen years ago)

Quite frankly I like all you peeps. Honestly. Except...

― stevienixed, Friday, 7 September 2007 08:05 (seventeen years ago)

Tuomas I think about half of them still post.

xxxpost

― onimo, Friday, 7 September 2007 08:16 (seventeen years ago)

They do? Maybe this new username thing has confused me, or do they just post on the regional threads?

― Tuomas, Friday, 7 September 2007 08:18 (seventeen years ago)

Archel posts on the parenting thread with lots of pictures of alice.
N./Alba posted on the Apple lust thread yesterday, I think.
Caitlin has a new name, but doesn't post often. Popped up on Masonic Kate's Watercooler yesterday I think.
I think I spotted Laura H somewhere but I'm not sure.

― onimo, Friday, 7 September 2007 08:21 (seventeen years ago)

I think I say I think too much, I think.

― onimo, Friday, 7 September 2007 08:21 (seventeen years ago)

Okay, that's nice to hear! Usually I stay away from the parenting and regional threads, because I don't think I have much to contribute to them.

― Tuomas, Friday, 7 September 2007 08:22 (seventeen years ago)

roxy doesn't love me anymore ;_;

― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 09:12 (seventeen years ago)

;-)

― latebloomer, Friday, 7 September 2007 09:16 (seventeen years ago)

Smiling through the tears?

― Tuomas, Friday, 7 September 2007 09:23 (seventeen years ago)

AaronHz - went properly mental, posted dozens of threads slandering other posters, got banned.
AdamRL - still posts
Wintermute - still posts under another name, can't quite remember who
Caitlin - Forest Pines
N./Alba - still posts
Archel - still posts

― Matt DC, Friday, 7 September 2007 09:49 (seventeen years ago)

Whoops, I didn't mean AaronHz rather than the other Aaron.

I don't think Wintermute posts anymore, he pretty much said so when I mentioned him on the "missing ILXors" thread. And Forest Pines is Caitlin? I thought he posted a picture of himself and he was guy, but maybe I remember wrongly.

― Tuomas, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:09 (seventeen years ago)

"a guy"

― Tuomas, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:10 (seventeen years ago)

Did FP want that known?

― Trayce, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:14 (seventeen years ago)

Roxy, see if I do poster art for your band if you drop me from your list! Humph!

::flounces off in huff of Ned Raggett proportions::

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:23 (seventeen years ago)

"Ned Raggett proportions"?

― Tuomas, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:43 (seventeen years ago)

does he?

― Mark G, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:44 (seventeen years ago)

when did tuomas stop posting, i haven't seen him in ages

― Filey Camp, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:44 (seventeen years ago)

Have you never seen Ned flounce off in a huff? It is a thing of beauty, his hair flapping in the breeze of his discontent.

― Masonic Boom, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:47 (seventeen years ago)

Btw, I was talking about the other Caitlin (Caitxa) in my original list, I knew that the other one was still posting here under some pseudonym. Maybe the mods can delete the mentions to her new name, if she wants that?

― Tuomas, Friday, 7 September 2007 10:48 (seventeen years ago)

Jocelyn pops up every once in a while, at least on the Chicago thread, to let us know how she's doing. She was planning on moving to Chicago and looking for a job but I haven't heard anything recently.

― n/a, Friday, 7 September 2007 12:16 (seventeen years ago)

shit, forgot Kate and Late!

this is why i left space in my list!

― roxymuzak, Friday, 7 September 2007 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

Have you never seen Ned flounce off in a huff? It is a thing of beauty, his hair flapping in the breeze of his discontent.

That sounds about right.

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 September 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

roxy only loves me these days.

― ken c, Friday, 7 September 2007 14:40 (seventeen years ago)

latebloomer makes my list too

― and what, Friday, 7 September 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

my list these days will also include vas defrens cos i like the name

― ken c, Friday, 7 September 2007 14:45 (seventeen years ago)

deferens

― ken c, Friday, 7 September 2007 14:46 (seventeen years ago)

Actually, put him in at number 9 on my list.

― roxymuzak, Friday, 7 September 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

i just rly don't kno if i can do this

― Surmounter, Friday, 7 September 2007 15:06 (seventeen years ago)

vas deferens?

xpost

― ken c, Friday, 7 September 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

yes

― roxymuzak, Friday, 7 September 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

latebloomer makes my list too

-- and what, Friday, 7 September 2007 14:44 (2 hours ago) Link

you guys kinda look alike

― chaki, Friday, 7 September 2007 17:32 (seventeen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a5/Dave_Navarro%2C_2007.jpg/220px-Dave_Navarro%2C_2007.jpg

― and what, Friday, 7 September 2007 17:35 (seventeen years ago)

Jocelyn is moving to Bloomington, I think.

― Jordan, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:13 (seventeen years ago)

I bet if I remembered to send those goddamn cassettes I'd be on Roxy's list.

― da croupier, Friday, 7 September 2007 20:18 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, wtf with those cassettes dude

― roxymuzak, Friday, 7 September 2007 21:34 (seventeen years ago)

his hair flapping in the breeze of his discontent.

That just sounds like he has a stomach upset or something =)

Wait um... how does that work.

― Trayce, Saturday, 8 September 2007 05:11 (seventeen years ago)

I'm still around, Tuomas! Kinda. I'm just... lurkier.

― laurah, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

lol welcome back to the posting massive

― El Tomboto, Friday, 14 September 2007 15:44 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

It's just giving props to your bros, stop ruining Christmas.
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Monday, November 22, 2004 10:26 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark

is this my most controversial thread? i need to up my game.

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 November 2009 22:59 (fifteen years ago)

latebloomer makes my list too

-- and what, Friday, 7 September 2007 14:44 (2 hours ago) Link

you guys kinda look alike

― chaki, Friday, September 7, 2007 10:32 AM

lollll is this where that whole thing started?

― tehresa, Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago)

To be honest I still hate you all.

― Nathalie (stevienixed), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

kind of a nice window into ilx of a certain era, though. the stuff about remy being "the crossover noize dude". haw

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

xpost -- it must be!!

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 November 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago)

three years pass...

1. ken c
2. GEAR
3. aaronhz
4. i4n johnson
5. dog latin
6. martinm
7. nickalicious
8. ronan
9. gareth
10. kate

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, November 12, 2004 11:22 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Oh crap, I hate women.
― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, November 12, 2004 11:22 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:19 (twelve years ago)

i like this thread title as an accusation

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 19:59 (twelve years ago)

lol

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 20:11 (twelve years ago)

I shouldn't have re-read this thread, it's making me sad. I don't think I should be looking at ilx today.

― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:03 (twelve years ago)

Try this one nicole: Say something nice about another ILXor.

― Aimless, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:10 (twelve years ago)

Aw, Nicole! I don't want to ever have any part in making you sad. TBH I didn't read the whole thing but that opening post combo made me LOL. I'm sorry!!

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:54 (twelve years ago)

No, it's not you. I am in a strange mood.

― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:56 (twelve years ago)

(hug)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 21:57 (twelve years ago)

Aw, I know but if I hadn't revived it you wouldn't have seen it etc. I hope you feel better.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:00 (twelve years ago)

this thread reminds me of when i posted enough to make a top 10.

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:12 (twelve years ago)

or just posted better shit, who can say?

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)

luna

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:13 (twelve years ago)

top 10 desert island ilxors

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)

we need a 12 angry ilxors thread

― mh, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:15 (twelve years ago)

just 12

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:16 (twelve years ago)

we could prob power the server with the amount of anger on here

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:16 (twelve years ago)

3 blind ilxors

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:17 (twelve years ago)

I didn't make a single list! ACK!

― frogbs, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:17 (twelve years ago)

top 5 ilx frogs

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:19 (twelve years ago)

8 ILXors in a duffel bag

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

3 ilxors in a fountain

― Heterocyclic ring ring (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

twelve angry ilxors

you mean like a drama, where there are 11 votes to ban LJ, with one stubborn holdout?

― Aimless, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:20 (twelve years ago)

1 2 3
4 5 6
7 8 9
10 11 12

ilxors twelve, at the ilxor's picnic

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:21 (twelve years ago)

i made a list but then i couldn't bring myself to post it bc i didn't want anyone to feel left out :(

― Mordy, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:28 (twelve years ago)

it's all mods, right? :)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:37 (twelve years ago)

all mods cons

― the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:38 (twelve years ago)

i'll give a hint:

1. *****
2. *****
3. **gemite**rl
4. ****
5. ******
6. ****
7. **********
8. *******
9. *****
10. *****

― Mordy, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)

don't jump to any conclusions tho

― Mordy, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:39 (twelve years ago)

This should be balloted and counted down like the Paul Simon Pet Shop Boys etc. polls.

― Chief Duff (Eazy), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:41 (twelve years ago)

Who is TogemiteEarl?

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:46 (twelve years ago)

obscure IMP poster

― Mordy, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:47 (twelve years ago)

TogemiteEarl in Panic on Funkotron

― fart the police (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:49 (twelve years ago)

esteemed poster TegemiteEarp

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6c/Wyatt_Earp_portrait.png/210px-Wyatt_Earp_portrait.png

― Mordy, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:50 (twelve years ago)

HOW COME I'M NOT NUMBER 1

*cries*

*runs out of room, slams door*

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 22:53 (twelve years ago)

Hmmm jjjusten would be ******** so fuck u mordy

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:16 (twelve years ago)

the mordyfication of jjjusten.

― estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:19 (twelve years ago)

My list is me 9 times and estela

― O_o-O_O-o_O (jjjusten), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:21 (twelve years ago)

awwww that's adorable

also otm

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:21 (twelve years ago)

my list is estela 9 times and markers

everyone else get in line

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:21 (twelve years ago)

>:)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:22 (twelve years ago)

1. Rufus
2. Marissa March4nt
3. buffandmaxsmom
4. Jay Batman
5. The Crisagis Brothers

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:27 (twelve years ago)

TOP 10 (no particular order):

nicole
slocki
jon
gear
blount
dan perry
eman
tehresa
scott seward
ade

― Bea Arthur - Lost COmic GEnius ? (dubplatestyle), Thursday, July 6, 2006 4:32 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

six years later and aside from jon all of these people are still here

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:36 (twelve years ago)

good overall retention, ilx

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:37 (twelve years ago)

unsure about what doing this really *means* but w/e i very much enjoy and appreciate:

noodle vague
djp
difficult listening hour
homosexual II
goole
upper mississippi sh@kedown
am0n
abbbottt
the late great
scott seward
乒乓

that's 11, sorry! had to make room for the asian guy ;_;

i'd like to contribute more and be less shitty, weird and/or annoying and these posters are good role models imo.

― Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:38 (twelve years ago)

i should start by vowing to never type the words "asian guy" again.

― Sneezy Jean (Matt P), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)

there's a black guy and a couple vaginas in there but i didn't see you making a big deal of that

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)

xpost -- Gotta start somewhere!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:42 (twelve years ago)

i don't like to see rufus getting lumped in with those ratbags. xxxxp

― estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:44 (twelve years ago)

i don't like to see rufus getting lumped in with those ratbags. xxxxp

I don't see ratbagness. I'm ratbagblind. I just like guest stars.

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)

aw

― estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)

14 ilxors i have been really happy to talk to in real life

ned
mark s.
geeta
dave stelfox
jbr
enbb
jeff treppel
sang froid
nabisco
jon lewis
jon & ian
jaymc
daddino
the reverend

― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:16 (twelve years ago)

off the top of my head! they stick out. mostly cuz i never thought i would ever meet a lot of them in the real world. cuz i don't get out much. and i didn't get to talk to all of them for that long but it was a treat to meet them.

― scott seward, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:17 (twelve years ago)

I tried to make a list but then I realized I only like six of you.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:35 (twelve years ago)

my top 10 is seeded which means
1) playoffs

followed by

2) thunderdome for 1 and 2 seeds

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:36 (twelve years ago)

my list is 90% women and/or people from hastings

― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:38 (twelve years ago)

Oh wait - I forgot about hastings. I have 8 now.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:40 (twelve years ago)

Fizzles, malty, NV, estela, DJ Mencap, deems, sarahel, Sgt Biscuits, woof, rtc

malty is too fine an autocorrection to die

― imago, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 00:56 (twelve years ago)

pretty much hate all of you except for [REDACTED]

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 01:04 (twelve years ago)

Did you type race war?

― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 01:12 (twelve years ago)

i could never hate the race war

― let's go do some crimes (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 01:15 (twelve years ago)

Only a monster could.

― Solange and thanks for all the fish (Nicole), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 01:18 (twelve years ago)

always rep for race war

― mh, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 01:21 (twelve years ago)

you got a race war
and I got a plan to get us out of here

― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 01:45 (twelve years ago)

fuck it i'm drunk

viceroy, nakh, darragh, shakey, ryan, iatee, dayo, veggirl, curmudgeon, sanpaku -- u guys win yay cuddldstein moutnasins

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:22 (twelve years ago)

i gotta find a good thread to disrupt while i'm in suc ha rare disposition

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:23 (twelve years ago)

start that discernible posting styles thread

― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:24 (twelve years ago)

yo guys i love ilx it's a lot of fun u all rock best internet forum for humanities majors 4eva

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:24 (twelve years ago)

also, omg someone likes me! *squee*

― Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:24 (twelve years ago)

mordy club!

do get a cool hat to wear, like the mickey mouse club?

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:29 (twelve years ago)

fuck yeah. mordy mouse club. it's a hat w/ just a bunch of curly hair pasted on top

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:30 (twelve years ago)

loool or maybe yarmulkes? :)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:31 (twelve years ago)

oh yeah that makes more sense

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:32 (twelve years ago)

strongo
aero
iatee
Morbs
icey
VG
skot
Aimless
HOOS
[all other ilxors]

― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:43 (twelve years ago)

nice work, now VG is gonna get a big head.

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:43 (twelve years ago)

my list is unordered, my last entry may have been a copout.

― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:45 (twelve years ago)

don't worry. [all other ilxors] knows that you meant them.

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 04:47 (twelve years ago)

Finefinemusic
carl/jesse/jeff (they count as 1 vote)
omar/al
mordy
johnny fever
lagoon
djp
horseshoe
ned
markers
and all the ilxors i've lol-ed before

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:04 (twelve years ago)

I forgot markers ;__; I swear off this thread forever

― (panda) (gun) (wrapped gift) (silby), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:18 (twelve years ago)

and viceroy + algerian goalkeeper for introducing me to spotify and the joys of Man (lol)

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:31 (twelve years ago)

>:|

― Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:38 (twelve years ago)

ohhhhhhhhhhh fuck trayce dude

and the mongs

oh christ

I knew this was a bad idea OKAY FORGET I SAID ANYTHING

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:44 (twelve years ago)

everyone is in the veggie mouse club

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:44 (twelve years ago)

d-40, djp, aero, some dude, jordan S, strongo, whiney, slocki, jjjusten and morbz

― da croupier, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:50 (twelve years ago)

actually replace morbz with nicole

― da croupier, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:51 (twelve years ago)

basically if you get all those people on a thread you got yourself a party

― da croupier, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 05:54 (twelve years ago)

Errbody keeps forgetting Conor Smedley. Shameful.

― Shields & Yarnell Present: The Perils of Puberty (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 06:12 (twelve years ago)

milton parker
scott seward
jon via chi
nilmar or whatever nakchivan posts as now
l0u1s jagg3r's current posting identity
get bent
la lechera
whiney
amon
late great

― sarahell, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 06:27 (twelve years ago)

i refuse

― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 06:29 (twelve years ago)

e̴͋̈́ͯ̓̎́͊͐͏̸̵̥̲͇̮̹̯̲̮̯̪̭ͅs̸̡̺̺̱̻̙̰͓͙̻͖ͦͯ͂͐͒͢ͅͅ ̶̢̗͉̹͇̂̉ͯ͛̂ͥͣ͆ͮͦͤͩ͋̽͌͛͆̅̀́t̴̷̵͉͙̯͎͖̟̱̓̎̓͌ͦ͊͂̆̐͒ͤͪ̐̕͠h͇̣͎͙̯̞͇̗͙̞͈̪̥̹͊͒͑̓̋̈̍̿̐̿̊ͣͭ́͢͠͞e͕̱̯̯͍̗̬͈̥̗̰͖̤̝̝͒̒͗̄́̀͟͠s̡͊̈́͊̏ͮ͐ͦͥ̾͒̋̎̌ͦͥ̐͒̃͗҉̸̴̼͚̲̟̙̬͠e̷͌ͫ͑̄͒̈́ͬ̓̋͆̓̐̆̚͏̳͍̙̠̮̣̜̙͙̺͕̭͕̭͚̞̦̕͢͟ͅ ̧͊̎ͭͭͥͫͫͩ̎ͤ͐ͦ̔ͨͦ̒̎̽ͩ͏̳̤̮̳̰̱̗͚͍͚̯͙̤̗͔͍̠̝̕͜͢ͅ<br /≯̧̱̭͈̲̲̦̦̻ͩ̏̓̅ͯ̽̾̏͞m̷̢͈̼̹̳̲̦̝͖̦̤̺͍ͮ̊ͦ͛͒͊̇̍̊̚ͅō͋̋̊̏̒ͫͨ́̚҉̢̰̖̗̪̙͍̹̹̯̜̳̖̩͈͜ͅr̸̳͔͉̤̖̬͋͛̂̈̎̽̌ͮͩͭ̐ͩͬ̓̀̔̓̈́̋͟͞͞ệ̡̧̬̺̘̮̹̗̤̱̞͕̮̀̀̍ͭ̓̀ͬ̅̋͐̒̾̃ͤ́̚ ̓͊͌ͥ̉ͨ́ͩ͐́͏̷͉̝̲̙̀́͞t̢̛̛͙̙̟̩̬̜͚͈̏͛ͥ̓͑̕͜h̷̛̲̳͎̯̪̼͈̦̜̘͕ͤͤ͌ͫͮ̀͟͞a̵̱̹̩̦̰̥͇̤̗̦̱̤̗̝̅͐ͯͣ̏̋ͬͨ̏̋ͣ́̚͜n̵̗̱̻̦̼͓̺̜̜͍̦͇̖̩̻̦̳̊ͯ͊̓̊̒̂̉ͯ̀ ̸̭͙̩͕͎͚̲̟̇̃̇̈ͥ̓ͩ͐̀͠e̴͓̟̲̥̰̋ͭ̇ͯ͢͜ẙ̷̟͕͓͉͉̭̻̙͎̠̒ͦͨ͐̃̅̾̎ͯ̓̆̀͊̓ͨͪ͗̌́ȩ̛̯͙̩̖̰̲̗̱̺̫͈̫͔͙͇̣̾ͧ̂̉̂̌̇̓̂͒͛͌͊̊͆ͩś̷̢͎͚̰ͫ͂̾̾̊ͬ̐ͧ̐ͩ͑ͪ͛ͭ̄́͝͝<br />̹̣͕̬̜̫̺̟̥̮̼͖̭̙̻̓̄̊ͥ̿́r̢̡̛̪͕͚̥̙͔̮̥͔̠̮̲̃̌ͤ̐̾̓̒͆̊͌ͧ̉̈̅ͧ̓͠ē̤͙͚͉͍͇̝̟̜̻̣̣̻͎͕ͤͫ̌ͮ̈́̏̐͂̽͗̅ͯ͋̀̍ͬ̅̚͡͞s̸͓̯̺̦̆̒̀̽͗͛͌ͦ̈͒ͧͩ̃̂̈ͤ̾̏̕͞ţ̮̻̻͚͚̭ͦ̏͊ͨͥ̆ͭ́̊ͯͪ̌ͪ̚ͅr̸̲͚̤̤̼̦̺̞̎ͬ̈́͂̀̕͢͢o̅ͯ̃̂̇̾ͩ͊̊ͨ͋̄̃̐̒́҉̠͔̮͇̲͚̖̖͖͕̘͚̦̹̞̥̫l̡̧͚̫̟̟͇̤̹̹͎͕̃ͣ̃̃͐l̇ͤ̇ͬ̌͂̃̑̈͒̿͘͏̞̘̗̥͘ ̢̧̯̼̗̫̘̜̠͙͙̫̼̯͔̱͙ͯ̌̓͑ͨ͒̈̌͊̏ͧ̋̿̚͞a̴̷̡̙̠̫̮͍̤ͪ́̍̆͊͒̊̍̓̊͜ͅn̡̳͇͖̘̦̙̍̂̄͌̋̊̆̇̄ͭͣ̉̂̎ͫ̿ͤ͐d̲͔̖͉͉͍̥̅̔̆͑͌̔̀͝ ̷͍̞̠̯̰̠͇ͥͯ̒̋͗̄͒͋͢s̡ͣ̂̈́͊̊̒̃̎ͪ͆ͨͬ́҉͏̼͎͙̟͍͙͖t̨ͫͩ̽͛͗͊͌ͨ͛͆̏ͫͬ̃̕͢͞҉̲̺̜̺̬̜̻͕͈̲̼ŗ̢͚͉̹̭̩͍̝̲̪̙̟̲̒ͭ̑͑ͣ́̕͟ǫ̫̰͇̼̠̘̯̙̝̳̪̥̞͔̎̏̑̄̈ͪ͜͠ͅͅĺ̨͙̞͕̳̫͓̬̻̠͎ͨ̌̏ͪ̎̊ͮͥ̓̑ͩͦͯͥ͞ͅl̛̪͈̮̟̫̗̤͍ͨ̈́̅ͥ̊ͭͨ̄̚͡ͅ ̗̞̞̮͔͍̥̘̹̘͖͙̿͆ͨ̅͌͆́͟͡<br />̴̿ͤͤ̿ͤ̊̏ͣ̀͏̸̭̖͉̱s̐̈́ͮ͗̑̕͘͡҉̢̬̝̙̗͕̥̫̺͙͕̺̫ȍ̡͉͕̙͈̭̖̞̙ͧ͊̆̔ͫ͋ͮ͒ͤͣ̓͊̊ͬ̑̀͠m̨̳͍̭̟̘͇̯̎̆ͩ̓́ͦͯ̇͐̋͋́͋̀ͮͤ̊͢e̴̴̜̥̖̥̱̰͍̞̺̖͋͗̊̇ͤͪ̚͝ ̎͋̍͂̌ͣ͛ͥ̆̀͝͏͉̹̩͍̜̳͚̱̼͔͔̬̜n̴̸̝̯̱̹͉̤͔̜͉̪̺̟̝͓͚̘͖͚ͯ̋́́̚͟ͅe̶̦̙̖̖͎ͬ͗ͬ̀̂̑͜͝v̷̷̷̗̟͎̼́͋ͩͯ̔̀ͫ͂ͬ̃̉̔͊̆ͩ̊ę͋̓̑ͮ̇̒̆͒ͤ͛̌̇́ͩ̚͏̵̠̦̹̳̩͚̞̥̥̪̼̼͉̙͉ͅr̴͎͎͚̞̥͖̰̺̯̱͖̙͙͇ͩ̓̂̾̄ͥ̎ͥ̒ͫ̐̆̆͐̎̉̍́̕ ̧̪͉̺̦͔̮̲͒͆ͭͭ̑̅ͫͨ̎̊ͪ̈̆̄̇̃̈́ͩͧ̕͟͝<br /≯̨̹̫͇̳̻̽̋̿̓͢d̴̶̼̠̖̹̠̻̣̟̦͍ͧ̉ͬ̊̔̎ͯ̽ͭͩͪ̋̏̋̿ͧͬ̚͟ͅe̵̢̻̞͓̣̣͍̻̞͈̱̤͉̙͉̻̺̊̃ͫ͂̂͂͐ͫͤͮ̐ͪ͊ͣ̊̂͡ͅȇ̷̯̞͖̜̻̼͙̎̓̆͗̅̋̋̃ͥ́͟͠p̐̾̀̇̒͘҉̲̳͔͕̗̘̻͈̼̪̹͕̺͚̩̱͟ͅͅë̥̳͔̟͕͚̙́̔̋̊̏ͯ͐̆͑ͨ̚̕͢ͅn̛̗̱̼͙̪̖̩͖͛ͯͯ̓̽̈͆i̸̴͇̟̙͈͇̹̮̰͆ͤ̇ͩ̀ͭͬ̂̽̏ͩ̿̄ͦ̓̈́͘͝n̢͐̅ͬͯͤ͐̈ͩ̋̂́͏̮̘̩̲̹̱̹͓͎̯ͅģ̖̥͇̰̥̽̄̋͛ͣ͆̈͒̇̌ͫͤ̓ͫ̉ͦ̿́͡ ͣ̇͒͌̂͊ͬͮ̿̿ͮͧͧ͐̽͢҉̶͔̜̟͕͘b͌͛̂̈ͩ̔ͩ̒̿ͪ̉̿͏̡͚͓̺̬̦̜̰̱͇͇̹͞e̴͙̣̻̙̳͍͈̻͓̦̗̬̱̱̒̍̒͑ͧ̿͒̎̾̇ͪ̏̊̕͢͢ͅͅa̧ͩ̒ͥͦ̉̈́ͭ͂͊̈́̃̍̂̑̽ͦ̐͞҉̪̫͇͚̙͟ĉ̨̖̤̯͕̖͛̏͛ͬ̐̌ͣ̽͂̂ͭ͟͟͞ḧ̷̢͚̠̘̘͇̺̫͖͈͙͇̮̱̺͓ͧ̎ͩͅ<br />̨̛̥͔͉͚̞̝̆ͣ̓̚̕̕͡<br />̵ͮ̌ͬͨ͋͋ͯ͂ͧ̏̏́̚҉͓̦̖̜̻̫̱̼̖̜̺̤͎̝̞̣̤ ̱̞̬̣̥̝̬̦̆̆ͬͫ̐͆ͣ̀͠͡ ̷̵̡̣̯̲̞̙̤͓̰̺̩̯̟͔̥̠͊̈̑́̅̇̄ͤͭͨͨ̃ͩ̏ͤͤ̆͞͡ ̷̙͕̰̩̗͙̭̦̱̼͙͉͚̺͇̼͛ͫ̄̅ͥͥ͂ͣ͋̃͂͛ͭͦ̽͌̅ͫ̀́̚͝ ͗͆́̄͑ͮ̽̓͏҉̸̬̪̘̣̰̠͙̙̥̩̼̖̺̹͓͉͚ͅ ͍͍̥̳͇͊ͦ̐ͫ͢͠ ̵̢̹͔̪͉̱̜̩̪͓̣̭̄̀̔̽ͪ̀ͣ̈́ͥ͜͝͞ͅ ̨̦̤̣̹̤̗͔̬̲̱̯͉̺͚͎̅ͬͫ̈́̔͒ͮ̄̄̈ͧ͆ͥ͒̒ͩ̕͘͜ ̫̰̭͚̖͙̮̥̝ͦ̂ͭͣ̆̔͛̈́̕ ̛̻͚͈̣͒̿̽ͫ̈́͟ ̡̙̩̞̗̮͉̜̤̱̜̪̝́̅̉ͨͮ̐́ͨ̈́́̅̕͡ ̵̛͍̬͍̫̳̘͈̪̥̹̬͈̻̮̜̾̊ͬ͌̇ͪ̆̆͛͆̀͡ ͎̭̰̣̼̗̖̪̦̪͔̳̞̞̯̜͕̱ͤͯͣ̊ͥ́<br />̊̇͑̀̇ͯͥ͂͒̾̀ͤͨ͒̊ͩ̽̏҉̶̘̜͓̙̟̖͉͕̞̞̺̥̀͡ ̶̡̾̑̒̉̃̋̈́̽͋ͬ̌̇́҉̤̻͕͕͈̜̱̹̦͈͘ ̴̱̺̣̭̜̪̗͔̤̯̝̥̩̰͇̱̖͇̀ͬ̎ͪ̍̈́͐ͭ͘͠͝ ̌̇́̐̂̅͂͏̡̩̟͓̙̦̭͕̫̮̫̺̘͈̩̲͔ ͊̿̑͂͐̇̓ͪͩ͏͎͈̬͚̦̥͟ ̵̴̧̼̼̥̦̫͔̤̤͉̪͇̠̹̺͙̳̾͋ͩ͋̋͂̿ͬ̕ ̈́̈́̈̆̀͞͏͈͔̗͈̙͇̣͔͢ͅ ̥̻͍̺̠͔͔̦͓͍̱̘̟͉̻̫͈̱̲ͨͯ͆̍̍̈́ͭ͂͘͜͢ ̡̥̫̜̙̪͕͕̘͔̳̱͇̙̭̦̽̽̍͊̀̀͜͡ͅ ͕͖͕̲̰̖̖̭͈̩̙͔͍͕̑ͥ͋ͣ͊̿̄̃̐̿̇̚͜͞ͅ ͭ͆̇ͣ̾̃̅͆̎ͬͩͨͭͧ͆̒͛͝͞҉̨̼̭̹̘̮̗̪̖͍̜̫͖̻͚̳̟͡ͅ ̡̠̙̰͙͖̲͖̳̼͇̟̬̦͍̺͂ͫ̒ͨ͌ͫͬ́̄ͭ̂̂̈́̽̆́́̚̚͟͝ͅͅ ̧͊͑̃́̓͠͏̺̲͔̙̟̗̫̟ͅ ̅͛̽̃̇ͦ̐ͤ̃̒̄̄̾͐̋ͪ̎ͫ҉̝̱͖͔̤̱̞͍̩̦̘̰͓͝͡ͅ<br /≯̷̬̩͈̮̭̦̇̋̾̊̌ͤ̅̋̑̊̎͋̉̃̆͑ͤͯ́͘ ̴̷̯̟͎͙̪̱̲̭̤̞͍̮̼̤̗͈͎̝ͫ̇̓̈́͢ ̶̧̖̦̝̫͎̙̱̠̜̜̖͆ͦ̇̽̒́̚͟͢ ̷̵̸̨͙͎̯͉̝̞͋ͧ̃̎ͥ̓ͬ͝ ̡̧̛̗̜̰̤͔̗̹̲͉͓͚̹͍̲̦̭̀̔͛ͣ̄ͨ͒ͦ̒ͨͮͪ ̵̢̛̳̪͚͉̣͙̤͕̙̺̲̫͈̝̲̤̥͛ͦ̓ͭ̃̇̄̊ͪͩ̇ͫ͗̆́̿͒̚͝ͅ ̷̸̮̻͓͖̠͔̲̥̘̞͔̻͑̽̏͊ͤ̃̃̿ͫͮ̎ͫ̅́ ̛̓̇ͧ̇̔̂̂̌͌̏͋̂ͪ̇̌̆͏̶̦̱̰̭̪̠͔̳̺̣ͅ ̷̛͖͕̮̱̲̟̺̎ͤͥ̈͂ͪ̒͗͐̇̚̚͜͠<br />̟͎̥̘̉ͭ̊ͤͣ̌́̀ ̸̴̢̭̞̟̥̯̗͈̬̫̥̖̻̮̟͍͕ͫ̌́̐ͬ̆͠͝ ̗̬̳̮̼̬̰̺̙̌ͧ̿̏̇ͮͥ̽͛͛ͣ̀̇̀̚ ̗̜̗̖̪̹͉̫̙̞͈̬̩̳̭̙̮̳̳ͭ̔ͨ̀ͩ̉̽̾̊̅̀͘ ̵̟̬͕̣̩̫̯͖̼̬͙͙̙̬̹̟͚̤́ͤͥͥͩ͂ͥ͐̊̕ ̷̳̖͖̩ͪ̓̆̈́̿̈́ͧ̇̾̈̀̅̎̕͝ ̡̛̳̬̫͕͎̻̦̳̥̐͑ͧ̈ͧ̕͟ͅ ̺͓̤͔̖̦̝̦̖͓̦̱̳̘̙̱ͥ̋̽ͫͬͤ̈͐̈ͫ͘ͅ ̵̞̥̠͚̲͔̓ͭͩ̆̑̽ͦͧ͊̇ͥ̏̾͒ͦ̑̃ͥ̀͘͜ ̴̡̨̪̱͎̙̖͖̋ͦͩ͂͌̿ͫͪ̓̅ͣ͘͡ ̵̦̣̫̩̯̘͛̑̑̓̂̚͞ ͇̟̠͔͖̰̤͇̬̋̍͛ͧ̑͆̐ͤͩͤ̇ͩ͆ͣ̚͜͝͝<br />̔̋̂ͯ̐̐ͬ͑̉͌̌̉͏̵̖̫̱͈̫̳̟̖̼̜̰ ̶̧̧͍̙̣̠͈̤̲̝̟̪̪̯ͨ̀̊ͨ͐ͦͤ͊ͨͯ̆ͩ͌ͩͧ̽͋̿ͅ ͚͙͍̞̻̹͕͍̭̣̭̜̣̣̥̉ͮ͊̈́̃̈͌͑ͥ̆͋͟͠ͅ ̨̦͚͎͙ͫ̎̆͒̂̋̋̒̀ͦ̍͆ͩ́͡͠ ̝̺̲̥͈̹̣̝̯̩͔̭̺̠̦̼̯ͮ͛̃̓͐ͩͭ͌̈͆͊̑ͩ͆̐̐͐̀ͧ̕͢͟ͅ ̴̯̤̘͇̳̟̽̎̒̇̔͂̉̌̈ͩ̓ͯͭͭͪͤ͡ ̧̞̳̭̮̺̺͓͕͇̪͉͛́͋͐ͮͨ͒͒̐̊́͢͜ ̴̸̡̦͍̮̯̻͕̲̠̯̤͍̟̮̞͕͍̃͑͑ͥ̈́ͭ͊̾̑́̍͟͝ ̐ͬ̂͗̈ͯ̀̾̈́̔̓̀̚͏̩̻̳̞̠̭̟̣̰̩ ̵̴̡̳̬̳͔̔̏̇͒͊͌͌̾ͨ̍̍̎ͬ̃̚ͅ ̷̧͉͕̳͖͈̩̝̰ͬͨͬ͊͊̀̽ͫ̔ͩ̑ͥͬͣ̊̑͋̉͞ ̨̳̭̬̹̻̫̭̺̞̙͉́̾̂͊ͮ̊̐ͯͪͥͥ̉̃ͩ͝͡ ̨̺̱͔̳̠̜̠̜̩͉̩̟̼̹̝͛̒ͦͫͫ͒ͩͣ̌ͦͪ̃ͮ͗ͦ͡ ̬̠͈̰̜̠̥̜̪̻͙̰̗͕̊ͪ̂ͣ͡ͅ ̆̽͑͌ͫͣͪ͑̎ͯͫ́̾҉̴̧̫̹̟̠̬̙͓̳̦̟̟͕͉̲ͅ<br />͚͓̱̹̯̫͔͉̯̮̠͓͈̣̟͂͊̇͒ͬͭ̾͛̓̕͡ ̛̰͚͉̝͕̦͕͋̆̀̉͛ͮ̏̎͋̆͟ ̷̸̛͓͖̰̜͓̪̙̼̻̭̣̳͓͉͈̰̞̪͛̀̐̔ͨͮ͠ ̴̡͕̖̬̖̹̖͕͓̖̬̼͔̽̏͊̉̆̐̂͂̓̄̊́̚͢͟͟ ͊̍͛ͩ͊̓ͨ̒̂̃͑̔҉̨҉̶̹̹͈̼̙ ̦̜̰̤̼̲̹̜̝͓̣̰͇̼̀̃ͫ̆̇̍͊ͬ͛̏̓̑̋͐̏͘͜͟͝͠ͅ ͙̖̭͉̟̦̪͍̥̻̣͕͚̣͇͓̰̞̹́͗͐̍ͫ̏̀ͩͣ̀ ̢̞̘͎̺̦̪̥̭͍̟̜̜̗̭̄́̈́ͯ̃̂ͤ̄͛̊̊ͫ̄̿͗͑ͭ̏̚͘ ̢̨̨͚̺͕̼͇̰̱̼̓̎̍ͣ̈͗ͮ ̛͚̜̖̫͍͓̱̗̭̤̲̹̭̪̣̙̼̮̎ͥ̔̓̏ͧ͋͐́͢͡͡ ̪͍̮͕͙̤̻̱̤̥͕͍̥̲̩̟̿̀̏͐͊̽ͪ̈ͯ̽͛̎̾ͮͩ̐́͡͞<br />̧̽̅̽͂̊͗̔͋̔̅̚҉̱̭͉̤̝ ̵̢̳̦̦͉̟̰̽̔̽͋ͣ̅̓̒ͨͥͭͬ̾͢ͅͅ ̎̈ͣ͑̃͠͏̷̨҉͕͔̱͉̙̝̣͎̬̻̬̜͔͇̠͎̯̮ͅ ̴̸̞͇̖̻͓̳̖̳̝̻͙̉͂͋ͥͩ͐͐ͣ͆ͯ͐͂̇͞ ̨̯̝̥̩̰̳̞̯͚̤̠͔̃͆̄͘͞ ̷̡̲̹̖̫̩͇̟̔̔͋ͣ̇͊̄͆ͤ͋̔̆̏ͦ̂̋ͪ͂̈́̀ ̸̢̟̹̪̟͙̳̊̓͋͗͛̉͡͠ ̸̛̬̜͉̩͙̗̰͖̼̬̞͍͉ͣͣ̂̅̓͋͌ͥ̈́ͬͤ̾̆̾̽͂ͣ͝ ̡̛̬͔̥͖͚͖̤̞̬̙̎̅͑̅̒̆͟͝͡ͅͅ ͍̥̪͕̬̭̟̠̻̺͉ͪͬ́ͦ́ ̢̲̫̞͓ͨͨͨͮ̽́ͦ̐̂̆̽̆̚̚͟͠ͅ ̧̎͛̅̋̆͒̑͑͐̚̚͏͘͘҉̖͎͉͈̝͇̝̖̺ ̡̹͚̗̥̮͕̺̹̺̜̦͖͇ͭ̐͗͋͛͌͑̅̌̆ͩ̏ͯͧ̐̕̕ ̨̛̮̟̪̗̱̝̱̠͕̼͇͈̙͚̖̟̄ͩ̇ͧ̂̿ͪ̄̀͗̽̉͌ͤ̂͠ ͈͎̲͓̬̦̯͍͓̲̜̱̙̱̭̭̝͇͂̓̌͒̒̃̚͟͢<br />̡̲̖͖̫̥͙̪̰̘̓ͭ͛̏̃͆ͮ͗͒́ͥͬ̐ͮ͂̈́͠ ̻̮̯̮͑ͥ͗̆̉̅̿̑͟͢ ̢̼̜̝͚̪̣͖̼̦̞̪̠̻̔̒ͩ͌͒̌̓̀ͤ̈́ͧ̉̀̚͜͜ͅ ̴̶̡ͮͩ̄̒̿̿̆͌̓ͪ̂͏̘͍͙͚͕̤̦̙̭͝ ̴̠̫̫̗͔̼̱̫́͛ͨ̉͑́̉͗ͬ̓͒̋̏͐̕͞͝͡ ̸̶̢̩̱̞̼̥̲̯͎̒̀ͪͣ̈̈̄ͯ̀ͤ͢ ̧̡̳̭̳͙̪̝̙͈̻̰͇̺͇͓̰̲͚͍ͦ̓͋̈́͊̍̄̈ͯͫͣ̓ͣ ̈̏͌ͧ̈ͬ͛̄̿͆͑͌̂҉̱͈̬̰̺ ̵̢̨̗̝̞̳̞͕̝͈͇͙͉̭̫̩̦͓̺̹͋̿̄̋ͥ͒ͨ͋ͫ̚ ̶̷̩̬̣͈͙̩̱̥̙̮̻͈ͧ͋͌ͤ̅ͣ̅̄ͦͮ̉ͩ̔̓ ͑̄̈̊̎͌̕͏̛͏̟̦͕̠̠̬̀ ̴̡̦͔̼̤̼͇͔̠͙̖̫͓̪͈ͭͯͦͬ̅ͪ̎ͪ͂͐̎ͨ͗ͫ̇̚̚ ̡̛͖̥͔̱̜̠͍ͬͦ͊͂͝͝ ̴̢̭̝̬͍͙̟̗͇̑ͤͮ̿ͫͨ͛̐͐ͨ̄ ̓ͭ̾͗̏͐ͬ͏̬̲̜̟͔̪͚͖̜͓̟̬͍̞͔͕̫́<br />̵̨̛̥͎̲͈̻̤̥͎̯̖̙̮͓ͥ̈̿ͨ͗́͡ ̧̼͉̠͇̙͕͉̪̀̿ͬ͛ͬ̑ͯͩ̊͛̍ͬͧ̈̍͞ ̴̴̡̜̼͎̬̄̂ͭ̒ͨ͋̽͂ͨ̌̎̒̕͟ ̨͙͓͖̝̬͙͙́ͧ̏̄̑ͪ͐͌͐̽́͂ͣ̓̀͟͜ ̧̬̬̜̰̱̼ͤ̔̾̊̑̅̏̌̒̆͛͌͗͢͡ͅ ̷̨̨̡͕̘̞̳̱̮͍̗͂ͭͨ̓ͧ̈͌͑ͩ̅ͪͧ͠ ̴̢̺̫̣͙͙̘̘̺ͨͩ͑̉̿ͫͮ̒̈͐ͫ͋̅̐̈́̚ ̊͛̾̒̎̓́҉̲͇̙̩̺̪͉̣̳͖̙̙̘̰̪̞̘ͅ ̵̷̸̧̫̙̹̘̖̻͓̗̖̭͕͖̳͚̦̟̣͉̟ͥ̂ͪ́͛̉̇̍́̌̌ͫ̐̈́ ̨͚̝͓̜̻̣̖͈̻͓͕͔̻͈̹͓͇̙͋ͯ̓̐͒ͭͫ̿̉̽̓ͤ̿͜ͅ ͓͖̯̘̞̖̔̇ͦͮ͆̅̃̅̐ͯ͊̀̓ͣ̓̇̐̂͘ ̐̆̅̈́͒́ͩ͋́̆ͮ̎̚͏̩͎̜̣̹̼̱̝̭̰̼͔͝ ̡̥̞̖̲͙̿̉̀͗ͧͫͬ̋ͮ̉̍̂͘͡ ̧̺̟̗̩̪̦̪̫̜͕̽̉ͥ͒̎̓͊̋͗̾ͭ́̂̿͋̃̑͋͘̕͟ ͔̩̝͚͈͔̣̺͙̣̩̜͎̩͓̗̯̩̝̑̍̓̏̓ͫ̅̑̑̽ͨ͐̓ͤͦ̽̍ͨ́̕͝͠ ̷̸̡̪̻̯͓͓̟̭̙̲̗̪͖͔͔̯̟̾̿̔ͨ̓̐̐ͩ͠<br />̻͚̹̮͕̟͇͉̦͈̻̹̩̯͚̥̩̝͎̒̌ͩͮ̉ͯ͐̏ͩ̋̕ ̀ͩͨ̋ͨ̒ͥ͗̌̅͆̌͏̸̰̠̳̞͇͉͍̬̤̖̺̱̝̫̪͝ͅ ̣̮͈͉͈͚̙̪̻͉̳͑͛͑̀̓̈́ͮͯ̐͆̍͠ ̶̧̩̰̘̯̟ͫ̅̓̄̔͋ͧͣ̔͆ͤ̈́ͯ̚͝ ̴̵̜͈̙̖̖̺̦̻̻̻̘̥͚̩͓̎̇ͩͮ͗ͪ͆̚ͅ ̱͇̖̖̺̲͗ͣ̂̋̎̕͟ͅ ̷̴̭̯̗͙̆̎̊̂̽͘͜ ̵̡̛͐̿̂̓͒͂͂̋͞͏̜̝̯͓̰̫͚ͅ ̨̛̝̼̞̼̤̹͓̖̖͉̯̜̤͎͇͉̩̹ͥ̿̍ͬ̏͜ ̛̀ͮͥͫ͐͛͗̆̏̿ͩ̑͌͐ͧͬ̐̀͏̢͏̲̳̗̪̗̥̯̣͙̩̳̤̮ͅ ̆͋̎ͨ̐͆̇ͫ͆̿̌̂ͦͥ̿͒͂҉̴̡̢̼̝̻̞ͅ ̐̏̽ͪͧ̓̑ͨͨ́͌̓͗ͥ̔ͩ͏͏̶̷̰̳̣̞̩̼͡<br />̧̧͇̖̬̻͕͒ͯͬ̀͆͊̆̑ͦͭ̃ͬͦ͑́ͥ̕͞ ͕̠̰̱̞̠͙̤̺̖̬̤̼̮̣ͦ́̄͌̏́͝͞ͅ ͑ͫ̍̉͂̓ͯ̔̍́̆̐̈́͜҉̡͏̘̣̲̰̟̲̗̤̟̻̦̲̪̟̝̱̪̦̝ ͓̣͖͔̙̹͇̲̺͓̭͔͉̪̍ͧ̂ͫ̾ͦ̍ͯ̇̂ͪͪ̈́ͮ͜͠ ͆̓̓̿ͩ̐ͪ͂̈́̽ͬ͏̷̟̼̻͉͈̰̩̱̳̠̀ ̥̼̠̮̼̞̌̈́̃ͣ͆̌ͪ͌̃̅̇̚͟ ̡̜̹̗̤̎ͬͣͯ́͑͑̽ͯ͐̽ͮ̾̾ ̧͙͇̥̼͈͖̗̰̦̮͓͓̎̏̔̉̈ͤ̋͋́̀͢͝ ̸̶̨̠̻̙̺͕͕̮̪̑̑̇͑̉̓̏ ̵̥̠͔̜̠̰͌ͩͨ̾̂ͭ͒̃̈́̉̚͘ ̛̻̘͔͕̞̠̉ͦͪͣͮ̿̾͒ͪ͛ͫ̀<br />̵̡̹̖̜͖̬̦̰̬̤̠͙̪̩͇̯̱̇͆́̇̾̀̍̄ͥ̍̾͗ͨ̋̏̀̚͜͝ ̷̩͙̲̖͖̘̲͉̝̦̮̙ͯͯͣ̓̈́͘͠͠ ̴̵̥̲̪̟̪̭̳̪̞͓̻̀͆ͯ̌͐͛ͅ ̴̵̜̼͇̯̤̫̦̎ͬͪͪ̈́ͮͩ̌ͪ͑̀ͬ̔͆̈́̆̍͌̆͘͢͜ ̛̮̰̹̦̱̖͍͖̞̣̬̤͚͉̳̮̰̳ͤ̓ͪͮͩ̊̇̏ͫ̀̐̑̔ͧ̍ͭ̃͟͝͡ ̮͈͔̣̝̋̀̎͆̔̋̾̇͐̇̉ͩͮ̓͌ͧ̃͘͢ ̡̪͎̺̠̣̙͂͋͌̇͊ͪ͑͐̐͊ͦͭ͟͝ͅ ̶̴̴̷̨̜̠͓͕̬̀̏ͬ͋̆̓̽̿͋ͤͪ̎ͨͭ̄̒̔̊ͫ ̵̨͍̩̱͔̘̼̠͈̹͔̞̏ͭͮ̈ͣͧ̽ͫ̄̽ͥ̏̀͟͡͡ ̴̧̨̻̘̘̼̱̩͑̋͐ͣ͂̿̔́̍̓ͭ͗̆̓̿̈́ͪ͠͠ ̜͈̩͔̱̣̮̠̼͈̭̺̰͇̳̖͆̑ͭ̅̋̒͛̇́̋͋ͭ͆̆̀͞ͅ ̵̷͎̲̥͖̙̘͔͍̺̦̪̩̙̘̖̻ͩ̇ͧ̿̓̈́͋̿͐͋͒ͩͅ<br />̒͊̀ͯ͊ͫ̑͆̅̐͛ͮ̎ͬ̇̆̚͏̢̣̮̳͉̦͚͇̼̭̪̺̦̟̜̖̫ ͋ͣ̅̎ͨͤͦ͐ͬ̚͏̻̙̜̣͍̖̩̞̲̱̳̻̟͕͜ͅ ̡̧̗̪̗̰̯̲͈ͪ͌ͦ̂ͦ̀̑̈̊̅̉͂ͪ͊͆͟͢͠ ̴̆ͬ̄ͥ̅̐ͤ́̆́ͤ̀͏̸̙͔̹̳͝ ̝̖̱̖̩̦̯̥͇̦̘̭͚̻͈̌̆ͨͭ̀ ̶̳̰̼̻̥̬̩͙̻̲ͨ̍̂̔̓ͮ͒̉̈ͯ̓́͟͡ͅ ̛͖̞̳̻̤͍͓̹̤̣͚̙͙̥̖͛ͪ̎̒ͦ̔̓̓̊͛ͨͣ́͜͠ͅ ̴̹̦͉̺͕͖͈̥͍̟̞͔͔̣̭̯̓̽̊͛̄ͣ͊͘͡ ͣͯͭ̔͏̧͎̞̹̮̩̫̗̣̻͎͇̘͙̯͙͍͜ ̧͍̥̭̭̭̙͉͓̦̪̫̼̟͚͔̩ͦ̌̑̈́̒̋͘ ̵̫̱̪͚͚̜͇̭͇̤ͬ͐͊̈́̑̒̇̏ͣ͜ ̌̎̔̉ͦͤ̎̽ͣͪͧ̀͏̫̝̹̻̥̭̮͖̮͚̭̱̳̫̞̬͖̞ͅ ̸̡͕̫̩̦̩̿̀̅͆ͯ͐ͦ͝ ̸̨̼̗̝̞͇̜̬ͨ̎ͥ̿͟͢͠ ̢̩̘͍͇̳̼̩͎̝͆̓̆͊ͮ̓ͫ̆ͤͪ͊ͨ͂̐̀̚͢<br />̵̲͕͉̻̯͖͈̳̗͉͚̱̰̪̥͉̏̌̄̇̾̇͐͗ͮ̋͢͞ͅ ̡̛̭̪͇͙͎̹̹̋̾̓͑͑ͯͫ̏̋͝ ̶̧̠̰̮̙͇͉ͣ̏̓́̓̊͠ ̐ͨ̆͛̐̉̍ͩ̍̃̾͝͏͕̤͎̳̜͚͞ ̌̍̐̓̈̐̅ͣ͋̅̂̿҉̶̷̱̺͈̥̝͉̜͓̻͙̣͘ ̵̮̺̘̠̱̥͖̻̙̰̫̺͖̇̐͂̾̈́̂ͮ͑̑ͤͦ̏͛ͫͣ̑͆̚̚͠ ̴͓͓̖̙͓̭̮͉͙̳̣͚̫̄̿͆̒ͮͯ́̌͋̄̇̓̉ͪ͘ ̷͚̹̖͕̙̖̯͈ͦͥ̋̒̐̎͒̏ͦ̈̾̓̎̿ͦ̾͝͡ ̦̤̮̪̗͍͈̰͙̮͈̼̠̯̰͓̈́͆̈́̊͌̉̈̄͒ͣ̿̾ͭ̔͗̽ͯ͜͡ ̶̴̢̜̬̦̩̼̓ͪ̌̅̒̇ͭ͞ ̶̸͈̗̝̱̗̠̺̮̔̂̏̃͂̒̾̾̑̔́͛͟͜ ̶̢̰͓̲̘̦͕́͗̅̾̓ͦ̚͡ ̈́̐ͦ̆̈́͂̂̅̓̌ͮ҉͏̡̲͉̹̤̮̰͇̣̜͙̝͈̺̯̲ͅ ̟̗̭͕͍̫̲̗͓̗̥͎̓ͨ͐̄ͮ̚͢<br /≯͍͈̺̳͉͓͖̲̬̼͓̼̠̼̗̖͔̭͛̑̈́́̈́ͮͭ̈͊̓̈́̌̚

― sarahell, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 06:32 (twelve years ago)

sarahell otm

― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 07:34 (twelve years ago)

hoops crew
teacher crew
parenting crew
football crew (unamerican version)
politix crew
weird twitter crew
bobs burgers crew
cars are horrible crew
gender crew
lols crew

special shout outs to:
lagoon cram
horseshoe
the late great
yao
Aerosmith
sanpaku
abbott
j0rdan s.
estela
Kate WCC

― joint keefs of staff (m bison), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 07:49 (twelve years ago)

forgot max
max is cool

― joint keefs of staff (m bison), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 07:56 (twelve years ago)

this seems a very un-ilxercise tbh

― lemmy's rabbles (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 08:07 (twelve years ago)

Strongo
Horseshoe
Lagoon
Difficult listening hour
DJP
JJJusten
Nicole
H4Ass
Estela
Homo

― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 13:25 (twelve years ago)

oh well

- ilf
- maybe estela, but tbh i think she lurks

― lemmy's rabbles (darraghmac), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 13:31 (twelve years ago)

ugh i'm so hungover

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 13:33 (twelve years ago)

I can't make a list. Some of you are great in some threads and then I read a clusterfuck thread and you're a jerk face. With the exception of VegemiteGrrl, who is almost always pleasant. Except that she likes clip shows.

― Jeff, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:01 (twelve years ago)

I forgot a couple!!

I would like to add Noodle Vague and Aero and Dayo. I like more of you yahoos than I thought I did.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:07 (twelve years ago)

forgot emil.y, Swygart, aeroboot, mebbe a few others

― imago, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:17 (twelve years ago)

dayo, gbx, caek

― imago, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:18 (twelve years ago)

g-kit

― These are my every day balloons (Ste), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:20 (twelve years ago)

c sharp minor too though idk how much she posts

― imago, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:21 (twelve years ago)

I am only choosing people from 200 to 299 in the charts, because that is where I also reside:
Dom Passantino
DV
anthony
Rockist Scientist
The Lady Ms Lurex
ambrose
Sébastien Chikara
Dave B
Melissa W
Sterling Clover
― Eyeball Kicks (Eyeball Kicks), Saturday, November 13, 2004 2:02 PM (8 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Don't think any of these are still around.

― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

enbb I know my posts suck but >:[

― Influential Acid Jazz Pioneer (crüt), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:53 (twelve years ago)

dv is still around sometime, rockist scientist = rudipherous iirc, melissa w and sébastien have been around fairly recently

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:54 (twelve years ago)

Aww no, you're still a favorite. Always! But I feel like I never see you post anymore tbh. Oh man, I should never have done this. I LOVE EVERYONE.

― go to party leather (ENBB), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 14:55 (twelve years ago)

crüt is certainly one of the better ilx posters, a mixture of long ilx residency & memory, understated approach to meta, noise background and good knowledge of most of the relevant types of music

― things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:12 (twelve years ago)

my favorites are stet and keith, because they are the godz of ilx

― Z S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:16 (twelve years ago)

karl malone is great too, wish he'd come back

― Z S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:17 (twelve years ago)

They are all here. In spirit. Or spirits. *hic*

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:18 (twelve years ago)

i just hope they appreciate the ritual sacrifice ceremonies i've been conducting in their honor - and to ensure that the infrastructure of ILX continues to function properly - on a bi-weekly basis since 2007. remember when we were in the sandbox for a few weeks? that was when i was on vacation.

― Z S, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)

crut is also super adorable and highly amusing imo

Jeff, one of these days *shakes fist*
If you'd just accept that the Menagerie is awesome and we could all move on. Jeez.

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 16:11 (twelve years ago)

ryan is a recent fav. idk if he is recent but recent to me

― flopson, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:00 (twelve years ago)

Clip shows fkin suck; we just watched TNG 'Shades of Gray' night before last, nice season finale assholes!

― consistency is the owlbear of small minds (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:07 (twelve years ago)

xpost

― consistency is the owlbear of small minds (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)

>:(

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:08 (twelve years ago)

ryan is a recent fav. idk if he is recent but recent to me

I like him, too -- IIRC, he's been around forever, but he posts very infrequently.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:17 (twelve years ago)

i think i'm against this thread, too. not because i think it will hurt excluded people's feelings but more bc once everyone makes lists (inevitably all containing the same dozen or two posters) it seems boring. kind of like how everyone is exasparated by eoy lists, it suggests a collectively limited experience of ilx. i imagine we all skip or skim posts by posters we are weary of, and there's nothing wrong with that, but it's depressing to imagine that we're all skipping to the same posts. i like reading ilxors celebrating each other but i guess i prefer it when it's personal & accompanied by, like, reasons.

― flopson, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:20 (twelve years ago)

like how many goddamn lifetime posts they've done! on an enormous cock!

― whose black line is it anyway? (how's life), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)

just a bit of fun

― Mordy, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:26 (twelve years ago)

i am pretty sure i have made one of these before somewhere & as i said it's not an indictment, just noting that i felt my eyes glaze over in the familiar way

― flopson, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:28 (twelve years ago)

ilx should be like old school myspace where you have 8 top friends and you shift them in and out and break peoples hearts

― iatee, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:30 (twelve years ago)

i don't read this thread, i Ctrl-F it

― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:35 (twelve years ago)

we should make this thraed like myspace with autoplay mp3s and duckface pics

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:36 (twelve years ago)

lol xp

― flopson, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:38 (twelve years ago)

I love you all

― christmas candy bar (al leong), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:50 (twelve years ago)

I love myself

― Three days left to vote in the ILM End of Year Poll! (seandalai), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:53 (twelve years ago)

4 ilxors i have been really happy to talk to in real life
ned
mark s.
geeta
dave stelfox
jbr
enbb
jeff treppel
sang froid
nabisco
jon lewis
jon & ian
jaymc
daddino
the reverend
― scott seward, Wednesday, January 16, 2013 12:16 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

What the heck happened to Dave Stelfox!?

― homosexual II, Wednesday, 16 January 2013 17:55 (twelve years ago)

ryan's been posting since the beginning, or p. close to it

― turds (Hungry4Ass), Wednesday, 16 January 2013 18:11 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

stevie deux
matt p
enbb
grady
crut
ZS
f hazel
quincie
laurel
donna rouge

and like, more, I think, somewhere...

― homosexual II, Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:12 (eleven years ago)

good list

― Treeship, Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:17 (eleven years ago)

Heh ya lets start critiquing lists as well, that'll add something

― dub job deems (darraghmac), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago)

It's okay that VG is the only one of you who mentioned me. She's on my list in all ten places, so suck it ILX.

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago)

AHHHH HOOS

actually can I have 20 Ilxors???

― homosexual II, Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago)

<3

― crüt, Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:21 (eleven years ago)

lol JF

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:22 (eleven years ago)

this is the first time i've seen this thread but it's one of those like the truthbombs thread where the elapsed time between opening it and ctrl-fing yourself is really shamefully short

― """""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago)

i also really value and treasure both johnny fever and vegemitegrrrrrl as well

― homosexual II, Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:23 (eleven years ago)

:D

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago)

ctrl-fing yourself

Hey now!

― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago)

exactly

― """""""""""""stalin""""""""""" (difficult listening hour), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago)

14 ilxors i have been really happy to talk to in real life

ned
mark s.
geeta
dave stelfox
jbr
enbb
jeff treppel
sang froid
nabisco
jon lewis
jon & ian
jaymc
daddino
the reverend

― scott seward, Tuesday, January 15, 2013 7:16 PM (5 months ago)

I MUST think of wittier remark next time we meet.

― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 11 July 2013 23:30 (eleven years ago)

I've now met sic and WmC. We'll add them to the list.

― Jeff, Friday, 12 July 2013 01:30 (eleven years ago)

this is the first time i've seen this thread but it's one of those like the truthbombs thread where the elapsed time between opening it and ctrl-fing yourself is really shamefully short

otm. smell u later, ilx!

― the evening dj there (Eric H.), Friday, 12 July 2013 01:42 (eleven years ago)

in the 13 or so years i've been on-and-off reading ilx these are some posters i always look (or looked) forward to reading. some real oldies on here:

tom ewing
dave q
tim finney
difficult listening hour
anthony easton
s. clover
max
Eric H.
dr. morbius
and of course nabisco

― ryan, Friday, 12 July 2013 01:51 (eleven years ago)

I realise nobody likes or even notices me, but now I have a kitten surely I should make somebody's ten? People like pictures of kittens, right?

― emil.y, Friday, 12 July 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago)

i think i lost track of a lot of consistent personas during the great display name change era.

― ryan, Friday, 12 July 2013 01:54 (eleven years ago)

"I MUST think of wittier remark next time we meet."

see, this is the problem with lists! and the internet, apparently, cuz people can call up what you wrote five months ago. and alfred was plenty witty! i loved meeting him and everyone. there is well-documented love for that trip all over ilx by me. i've met a ton of ilxors in real life since then too. and i have enjoyed talking to all of them. having a used record store, i get to meet the lurkers too.

― scott seward, Friday, 12 July 2013 01:56 (eleven years ago)

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28539891.jpg

― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 July 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago)

for real though, hanging with alfred is way fun and i would love to do it again sometime. you guys have to hang with him too if you get a chance.

x-post that is a lovely picture

― scott seward, Friday, 12 July 2013 01:59 (eleven years ago)

emil.y and JF would definitely be on my list if I made one

― wakaflockinihilipilification (seandalai), Friday, 12 July 2013 02:11 (eleven years ago)

Scott, do you mind disseminating the coordinates of your record shop?

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 12 July 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago)

stand back everyone

― twerking for obvious reasons (contenderizer), Friday, 12 July 2013 02:22 (eleven years ago)

It would only be struck with my old, dirty vinyl records. Was thinking of selling them.

― c21m50nh3x460n, Friday, 12 July 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago)

"But these are nothing but campaign speeches from 1962 for the Rhode Island Senate."

― Ned Raggett, Friday, 12 July 2013 02:34 (eleven years ago)

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