In the midst of Life we are in Debt, EXCELSIOR!

-- Mary (marysurnam...), July 6th, 2006 3:57 PM. (Mary) (later)

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 1:59 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

Friday night? 8 PM? Who's going out in Manhattan at that time...?

1 - the state shutting down, and
2 - lots of people from NJ (and other places) coming into Manhattan every weekend for their nights out and getting made fun of by New Yorkers for maybe sometimes being just a little bit tacky and lame about it

"... escaping with nothing but pink feather boas, two-sizes-too-small hot pants and half-empty bottles of drakkar noir; these refugees swarm into the city both stunned and saddened by the failure of their local government. Sir, can you tell our audience what you're feeling right now?"
"WHASSUP JOEY, I'M ON THA TEEVEE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...), July 6th, 2006. (Forksclovetofu) (link)

SHOUTING LAGER LAGER LAGER LAGER
MEGA MEGA WHITE THING

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...) (webmail), July 6th, 2006 8:58 PM. (later)

THEY B BLOCKING MY WAY THRU TEH LES YO

-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...), July 6th, 2006 4:22 PM.

I'M HAVING A KISS
ON A KITTEN
TAKE YOUR TOP OFF
TAKE YOUR TOP OFF
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 6th, 2006.

-- you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickaliciou...), July 7th, 2006. (nickalicious)

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 7th, 2006 2:59 PM. (slutsky) (later)

searching for "belafonte" yields DISAPPOINTING results.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 7th, 2006 3:00 PM. (slutsky) (later)

"In White Rooms (Crotch Remix)"

-- Fluffy Bear, Grand Admiral of the Hastings Thread Navy (el.jeffe.bonanz...) (webmail), July 7th, 2006. (link)

-- JimD (ji...), July 7th, 2006. (later)

that would make a less good ringtone

-- RJG (RJ...), July 7th, 2006. (later)

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...) (webmail), July 7th, 2006. (link) (admin) (userip)

-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...) (webmail), July 7th, 2006 12:59 PM. (tracerhand) (later) (link)

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), July 7th, 2006 8:08 PM. (scoopsnoodle) (later) (link)

-- Cor-Ray (chaki.tim...) (webmail), July 8th, 2006. (link)

otm! my husband keeps saying "hey there's...what do you call him?"

"ornaldo"

"hahaha, and why?"

"the internet made me"

-- teeny (teenydream...), July 8th, 2006 12:47 PM. (teeny) (link)

haha
"the internet made me" is one of the best things to say sometimes.

it will hold up one day soon, i mean, it better.

-- christopherscottknudsen (djfrankgrime...), July 9th, 2006.

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Did you start the wrong kind of band by mistake?
-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...), July 9th, 2006. (later)

-- rtccc (giaou...), July 9th, 2006. (mwah) (later)

-- StanM (Stan10...), July 9th, 2006 9:51 PM. (StanM) (later)

Let me tell you, being gay is a ceaseless rondelay of hijinks, escapades, tomfoolery, and splashy displays of joie de vivre. It's uncanny- my faggy life is *exactly* like that ad.

-- Drew Daniel (mces...) (webmail), July 9th, 2006. (Drew Daniel) (later)

-- mentalist (p3t3...), July 10th, 2006 2:02 AM. (mentalist)

http://www.outputnet.com.au/~peter/zidane29b.gif
-- mentalist (p3t3...), July 10th, 2006 2:02 AM. (mentalist)

Romance her with a jar of frogs & Han Solo in carbonite.
http://www.edrperformance.com/images/jabbaTheHut.jpg

-- jay blanchard (kinojay3...), July 9th, 2006 5:39 PM. (jay blanchard)

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"Tell me what I already know" part 1,667,958,345,124
-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...), July 9th, 2006 6:06 PM. (tracerhand)

I was back at this girl's place once and was trying really hard to hit the back button but it turns out real world is not a web browser :(

-- l. mike (neupun...), July 10th, 2006. (later)

Lets face it, if you're into girls you're going to have to deal with Madona or Dave Mathews at some point.
Learn to like it or learn to like cock.

-- Thermo Thinwall (tupac.chopr...), July 10th, 2006. (later)

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go gay and you'll never have to hear madonna again!
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), July 10th, 2006. (later)

-- J.D. (aubade8...), July 10th, 2006.

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the weird part of that quote is him specifying that he has a copy of it - imagine having a copy of citizen kane!!!
-- J.D. (aubade8...), July 10th, 2006.

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what he doesn't say is that it's a VCD.
-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 10th, 2006.

'you seem to have caught on fire, sir!'
'PUT ME OUT you fucking british firefighting nancy'

-- Valerian Kava (myoutfitsridiculou...), July 11th, 2006 1:35 AM. (Valerian Kava) (later)

OMG, where is that mesh today?!?!

-- Rev. PappaWheelie (evieandjo...), July 10th, 2006 7:04 PM. (PappaWheelie 2) (later) (link)

IT'S CALLING FROM INSIDE YOUR HOUSE.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 10th, 2006 7:11 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

Scissors and drunk and crotch don't sound like a great combination.

-- Looking through pattern skies (kat...), July 11th, 2006 9:56 AM. (papa november) (later)

you'd think right?!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 11th, 2006 9:58 AM. (slutsky) (later)

that sounds forlorn. was the bathroom painted a dull shade of green? were there rust specks on the scissors? did you look into the mirror and drunkly laugh, then decide you didn't care for anyone at the party, least of all yourself?

-- estela (estelaisale...), July 11th, 2006 10:12 AM. (estela) (later)

it is cold and i have pms.

-- estela (estelaisale...), July 11th, 2006 10:15 AM. (estela) (later)

Underwear would just get in the way of peeing in the pool.
-- milo z (wooderso...), July 10th, 2006. (later)

-- scott seward (skotro...), July 11th, 2006. (scott seward)

"CAn I help you find something!?" "No, I'm just looking for a place to urinate. I think this cardigan will do."
-- Mike Hanle y (pennyson...), August 6th, 2001.

-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...), July 12th, 2006.

because those bands are populated with dudes even glen danzig could whip the shit out of.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), July 12th, 2006.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...) (webmail), July 12th, 2006 1:18 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later) (link)

-- sunny successor (sunnysuccesso...), July 13th, 2006. (katharine) (later) (link)

-- Dom Passantino (juror...) (webmail), July 12th, 2006 10:39 PM. (Dom Passantino) (link)

HI ITS CHESTER...WOW CHUCK NORRIS MAN he ROCKS AND FUCKS ASS OVER ANY Of the kung fu-tang fighter/actor's in of of cinematic history...his high kicks and spin kicks through glass and hitting people in the head...using what ever he can...he could kick somebody's ass with a blade of grass if he had to..he could make a milkshake out of worm guts and weed killer thats how cool chucks always doing things like that he's my hero..im acturally writting a screenplay which im going to get chuck to try star in...ive going too find his electronic mail and send him my offer and the copy of the scrip..FOR these of you who are curious as to the content and story of my movie scrip/screenplay i will give some of the highlights in the MOVIE... it starts out as chuck the wondering man..he wonders the world searching for truth..hope...justice...he is a sad and very lonley man..his family where drowned by his enemy the doaple gonger..an evil man who onley gives rats ass about 1.money 2.loose woman 3.gold 4.taking photos to blackmail people..i mean this guy is probebley the most evil villian in cinematic history..because i added in the extra element of evil by making his charecter kill his mother to a shark he keeps in a tank in his headquarters...i mean he's a real evil git..Well chuck gets onto where this guys at the dople gonger...he goes to his home kills has shark to feed some poor kids..when he see's the his evil nemesis's mother in the sharks stomoch thats the last staw the end is a fight to death..lots of blood high kicks fly kicks through SOLID GLASS WINDOWS...THATS RIGHT STUNTS AND DAREING AS THAT...thats what you will see in my movie...well peace out...and chuck if you read this please e mail me for a copy of the scrip and we will trade phone numbers..do lunch..ok i gotta go ok mum wants to use the net...
-- CHESTER (beware100...), February 23rd, 2002.

This is me, now.

i want to see this movie

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), July 13th, 2006 8:19 PM. (gear) (later) (link)

Then you realized the calls were coming from inside the couch.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), July 13th, 2006 8:21 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

When A Stranger Balls

-- Zwan (anthonyisrigh...) (webmail), July 13th, 2006 8:22 PM. (miccio) (later) (link)

You're a charm, thanks.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), Today 4:28 AM. (tracklink) (later)

Answers

ROFFLE
-- More Tongue Feldman (noodle_vagu...), Today 4:33 AM. (later)

got yer.
-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), Today 4:35 AM. (later)

You're a peach.
-- Dom Passantino (juror...), Today 4:53 AM. (later)

NEEEEEE
REGRETTE RIEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN
JE NE REGRETTE RIEEEEEENNNNNNN
-- More Tongue Feldman (noodle_vagu...), Today 5:10 AM. (later)

i would never have guessed you need to just shut your cakehole up for all eternity and/or get back to munching foreskins. fucking idiot. ive forgotten more than you will ever know.

-- titchyschneider (titchyschneide...), July 15th, 2006. (titchyschneider) (later)

-- Paul Edward Wagemann (PaulEdwardWageman...), July 16th, 2006. (PaulEdwardWagemann)

It just seems like a load of pages with pictures on. What's that all about then?

-- emilys. (slob.gobli...) (webmail), July 16th, 2006. (link)

Now in Mexico, Kermit the Frog is called "La Rana Rene" and wasn't voiced by Jim Henson, so the boyfriend was quite suprised when my sister told him that was Rana Rene singing. A few songs later on the tape is "Photo Jenny" by Belle and Sebastian, which prompted the boyfriend to ask (in Spanish) "So is this the frog, too?"

-- O-Keigh (doughke...), Today 4:23 PM. (O-Keigh) (later) (link)

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Well, she does work in HR.
-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), July 15th, 2006.

-- rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (apoemabouteverythin...), July 17th, 2006 12:45 PM. (rrrobyn) (later)

-- luna (lunace...), July 17th, 2006. (later)

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But I would have told him what a fuck it is! And I'm not even sure myself. I guess I'd learn something too, then.
-- Tep (icaneatglas...), July 17th, 2006. (later)

-- rtccc (giaou...), July 17th, 2006. (later)

and if you'll pardon me ima just spend the next coupla hours SCREAMING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL after that bit 3/4 in

-- rtccc (giaou...), July 17th, 2006. (later)

i mean, her janet jackson love was never a secret but fucking hell u best believe when that glove slips on mild mannered ciara harris is the avenging fist of the rhythm nation!

-- rtccc (giaou...), July 17th, 2006. (later)

Despite this almost xeroxing her other kind of awesome singles, that was pretty much instantly forgettable. Oh well.

-- fandango (...), July 17th, 2006. (later)

die

-- rtccc (giaou...), July 17th, 2006. (later)

An email has been sent to the user for your request to add this user.

Return to View Profile

-- the doaple gonger (OMG.STEVEN.SEAGAL @ TOTALLY.GOING.IN.TOP.8), July 18th, 2006. (later)

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), July 19th, 2006. (Dom Passantino) (later)

i don't know why the myspace 'hook' is a hook at all? in every one-sentence blurb about arctic monkeys and lallen i've seen, the "discovered through myspace" line is trotted out (and even though i hate them there are FAR more interesting things to say, esp when you have limited space!). is this meant to be good? bad? who cares? you may as well say "discovered by being heard on the radio" or "they were in a magazine once".

what is logan's run?

Lex--Logan's Run was a film starring John Wayne.

-- Raw Patrick (rawsweate...), July 19th, 2006. (Raw Patrick) (later)

-- Brian Miller (yourjobisyourcredi...) (webmail), July 19th, 2006. (link)

that ain't what she said last night
-- j blount (...)

Never gets old!

-- nabisco (--...), July 20th, 2006 7:07 AM. (nabisco) (later)

... and...

Ha, Dan, someone else there told me later that he forgot and asked that supervisor which key it was, and the guy was like "It's F ... umm ... actually, you can hit any one of them. Any of the F keys works." (!!)

-- nabisco (--...), July 20th, 2006 7:19 AM. (nabisco) (later)

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Everyone can be so mean.

The answer to the original question is Jimmy Cracked Corn by I Ron Maiden's Flaming Anus Big Band (Plus One on Jew's Harp).

You can tell by the Jew's Harp.

-- Rev. PappaWheelie (evieandjo...), July 19th, 2006. (later)

"a tutlon may intervene if a scrunt attacks a narf on the day the law prohibits it etc etc"

Holy fuck, you mean this movie is like if you get your worst Sims characters to sit down and play D&D?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 19th, 2006 10:34 PM. (Ned) (later) (link)

LOS ANGELES -- Daniel Baldwin was hospitalized Wednesday after his speeding car crashed into two vehicles parked on a Los Angeles street, police said.

The actor complained of back and neck pain and was taken to UCLA Medical Center, said Officer Jason Lee, a police spokesman. Lee said Baldwin did not appear to be seriously hurt.

Authorities said a female passenger, whose name was not released, was not hurt.

Lee said Baldwin, 45, was driving with a suspended license. The actor was detained at the hospital while police investigated the crash, Lee said.

A hospital spokeswoman said she could not confirm that the actor had been treated there.

Lee said police saw Baldwin's car traveling about 80 mph on the city's west side shortly before 1 p.m. He said it weaved in and out of traffic and ran a red light before striking two parked vehicles. The speed limit in the area is 35 mph, police said.

One of the vehicles, a Hummer, was pushed about 20 feet by the impact, Lee said.

Baldwin, whose siblings include actors Alec Baldwin and William Baldwin, has appeared in such films as "Car 54, Where Are You?" and "Attack of the 50 Ft. Woman."

omg the pet shop boys one sent me over the edge

That was absolutely stellar. The Erasure one wasn't far behind.

-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...) (webmail), July 20th, 2006. (link)

-- -- (68...), July 20th, 2006. (688) (later)

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

-- Tracey Hand (tracerhan...) (webmail), July 19th, 2006 5:51 PM. (tracerhand) (later) (link)

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fahrenheit or celsius?
-- estela (estelaisale...), July 19th, 2006 2:40 AM. (later)

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Who do you think I am, SUZY?
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), July 20th, 2006 4:45 PM. (blueski) (later)

It's not Friday yet Marcello.
-- Annie Get Your Gin (noodle_vagu...), July 20th, 2006.

-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...), July 20th, 2006 11:11 AM. (later)

Ok, a man had a seizure in the library while I was typing that. I just had to witness that and think "should I go ahead and type Diarrhea, or wait? Or abandon the project entirely?"

-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...), July 20th, 2006 11:12 AM.

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try it and find out!
-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 20th, 2006 2:32 PM. (slutsky)

---

Let's get something straight. Henry Rollins is not gay. That is a fact. I've hung out with him.
Everyone in the music business knew Rob Halford was gay, though if you talked to him it wasn't obvious. I can't believe anyone on the planet was surprised when he came out of the closet. Hell I heard from a reliable source that he was gay in 1983.(I couldn't listen to eat me alive after that, it just wasn't the same) I have heard a rumor that Bon Scott's first wife caught him pounding some other guy's behind, and that's why she left him. Not sure about that, but his replacement, Brian Johnson, may like women more than anyone else I know. Johnson asked one of the female cameramen that shot the STIFF UPPER LIP video if he could wrap her legs around his neck and use them as a scarf. He also got caught with his hand on a womans behind at the end of the SNL show AC/DC was on. Not sure about the rest of the band.
What started the Kirk Hammet rumor? also the Dave Draiman rumor. And what about the Mick Jagger/David Bowie rumor? Hasn't anyone ever heard that one. I've heard the Rod Stewart stomach pumping rumor many times. I always figured if it was true, it would have been confirmed by a reliable source by now. Just because everyone(male) in the choir in high school is gay, doesn't mean everyone that sings in a band is.
There's really no reason for anyone in a band to be in the closet anymore. Being gay hasn't hurt anyone's record sales in a long time. I don't think there are as many musicians in the closet as the press and the idiots that start these rumors would have you believe.

-- Larry Reigle (crabbieandlarr...), July 18th, 2006. (later)

Larry brings the inside scoop!

-- Annie Get Your Gin (noodle_vagu...), July 18th, 2006. (later)

Yeah, I can confirm that Rollins isn't gay. When I had sex with him he had no idea where to put anything. Kiki and Herb, on the other hand...

-- Momus (nic...), July 18th, 2006. (later)

---

that one girl.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), July 21st, 2006 5:19 PM. (jaymc) (later)

really? me too!

-- J.D. (aubade8...), July 21st, 2006 5:21 PM. (Justyn Dillingham) (later)

take her, dude.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), July 21st, 2006 5:22 PM. (jaymc) (later)

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 21st, 2006 10:46 AM.

I'm guessing you wouldn't have been invited Lex

-- Dadaismus (Are we in love like I think we be?) (dadaismus@hotmail.co.uk), July 21st, 2006 10:47 AM.

----

god, I'm ready to pass out now! I'm half asleep & I read otto's and thought - no way, you can't Voila anything because "Voila" (the word) needs electricity. (to be pronounced?)

-- DAVE's secret to fortu-Oh look! Shiny! (right.knewi...), July 21st, 2006. (later)

He said "viola," actually. You're meant to play celebratory music when the power comes back.

-- nabisco (--...), July 21st, 2006. (later)

doesn't everybody play the viola when they wake up from an all-night drunk?

-- otto midnight (effyouto...), July 21st, 2006. (later)

19. play with toy battery-operated keyboards

-- bell labs (lindsay...), July 21st, 2006. (later)

I prefer the plaintive tones of the bagpipe.

-- Tab Hunter loves to take his shirt off (fluxion2...), July 21st, 2006. (later)

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), July 21st, 2006. (later)

The irony was: I did decide to print one copy, much later when all was quiet (in fact, when ILX was off for those 2 weeks), only to find the pdf file was a bad format.

Story ends...

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), July 22nd, 2006 1:59 AM. (mark grout) (later)

ysi?

-- fongoloid sangfroid (mikeoptin...), July 22nd, 2006 2:18 AM. (sanskrit) (later)

at least no one violently objected

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), July 22nd, 2006 3:27 AM. (gear) (later)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), July 23rd, 2006. (gear) (later)

---

Dom, look for another job, maybe somewhere in the grave-digging industry.

-- ESTEBAN BUTTEZ The Unstoppable Troll Machine (estebanbutte...), July 24th, 2006. (later)

Fat Ho With A Zamboni - Master Bates and the Onanists
Eat A Baby - Triple Skull Krew
Nether Nurse - Blood In Poutine
Fake An Orgasm, Catch A Shiv - Newport Knitting Circle
Who Put That In My Ass? - Condi Luvs Bush
Baby Baby - Amy Grant
Satan Makes The Best Scones - Beelzebub Tea Party

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 24th, 2006. (later)

Feeling sadder now. The only one of that list I recognize is the Amy Grant one. Help me!

-- Sara R-C (sr...), July 24th, 2006. (later)

-- latebloomer (posercore24...) (webmail), Today 3:37 PM.

(i never read this in context, i think it made it funnier)

I've tried this line before: "Excuse me miss, (pointing downward), look what I've 'found' in this hot dog bun!"

Never seems to work.

-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), Today 9:48 AM.

ROFFIL

So far this thread hasn't managed to fit in MIA, Dave Matthews, or Pitchfork, but apart from that I think we're doing pretty well.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), July 25th, 2006 4:43 PM.

I heard from Pitchfork that MIA was sonned by the Dave Matthews Band in a AOL beef.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), July 25th, 2006 4:45 PM.

This is an unwise variation on the popcorn trick.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), March 6th, 2004 12:41 PM. (nickdastoor)

ANYWAY YOU WANT UGH IT THAT'S URGH THE WAY YOU AH NEED IT

-- the doaple gonger (advanced.warnin...) (webmail), July 25th, 2006. (link)

-- a name means a lot just by itself (lfamula...), July 21st, 2006. (lfam) (link)

UUUUUUUUUUUUGH.

BELIEVIN'.

journalism isn't the fucking special olympics, people.

IF YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL MY SPECIAL LITTLE GUY THAT HE CAN'T BE A JOURNALIST I'M GONNA FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU INTO A DELICIOUS FLESH SMOOTHIE.

-- trees (meltingglacier...), July 25th, 2006. (later)

-- david allen grier (wt...), Today.

But I need to know the best ska band in Baltimore.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), Today.

A Man's Skatta Eat
-- david allen grier (wt...), Today.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 26th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)

But they are URBAN MUSICS

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), July 26th, 2006. (Dom Passantino) (later)

they'e unhygienic.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 26th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)

So was ODB.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), July 26th, 2006. (Dom Passantino) (later)

dom you are being silly, ratm are so obviously horrifyingly bad and awful in EVERY WAY that to compare them to genius odb is ludicrous.

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 26th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)

I was heard some kids rapping along to Bulls On Parade on the bus. THIS IS ACTUALLY TRUE.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), July 26th, 2006. (Matt DC) (later)

who are bulls on parade?

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 26th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)

we all are bulls on parade.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), July 26th, 2006. (mark grout) (later)

jim bowen's old rap crew.

-- Roughage Crew (miltonpinsk...), July 26th, 2006. (Enrique) (later)

who is jim bowen?

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...), July 26th, 2006. (The Lex) (later)

He did a lot of work in the black community.

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), July 26th, 2006. (Dom Passantino) (later)

(man alive)

-- Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (AlanTrewarth...), July 26th, 2006. (Alan) (later)

Jim Bowen's racialist howler on radio = death of Britpop

-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), July 26th, 2006. (blueski) (later)

-- estela (estelaisale...), July 26th, 2006 9:37 AM. (estela)

i.e. "OMG what an ENORMOUS HEAP of bullshit! Hey, guys, come and look! Wow! How on earth did they find enough cattle to create THIS?!"

, but that one good album was called Be Here Now and everybody hated it, so actually they didn't release any good albums and in 50 years people will only remember Blur (and Mansun) (and possibly Pulp) (no, just Blur and Mansun).

-- Louis Jagger (papiermachealamphibia...), July 26th, 2006 11:03 PM. (Haberdager) (later)

No, just Mansun and Cud.

-- The Vintner's Lipogram (omhalc...), July 26th, 2006 11:06 PM. (OleM) (later)

-- david allen grier (wt...), July 27th, 2006.

O. T. F. M.

-- latebloomer looks like your lesbian ex-best-friend (posercore24...), July 26th, 2006 10:28 PM. (latebloomer) (later)

i wouldn't care if they were there if they didn't have gay all-caps titles, like i like "Baltimore"

-- nazi bikini (caitx...), July 26th, 2006 10:32 PM. (harbl) (later)

i know, unlike the israel/lebanon/palestine one... although that's always at the top of the page, they must be FAPping like crazy over there

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 26th, 2006 10:38 PM. (slutsky) (later)

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TOURISTS, GOD

AND STUDENTS

AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE

DRIVING GENERATES HATE

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), Monday. (Dan Perry)

LIVING GENERATES THUNDER AND LIGHTNING. WATCH MY EYES ZAP YOU TO A PARALLEL WORLD.

-- Nathalie (stevi...), Monday. (stevie nixed)

top 5 no question

-- jhoshea (totalwizar...), July 27th, 2006.

and Portland never makes the list, but Hillsboro(where all the californian suburban sprawl fans emigrated to) and Beaverton(between Portland and Hillsboro) do

-- kingfish cyclopean ice cream (jdsalmo...), July 17th, 2006.

I forget if it was Portland, Seattle, or both.. but Business magazine rated at least one of the two cities as one of the Worst Cities To Do Business In, and the main reason was because there was a presence of workers' rights organizations.

-- San Diva Gyna (and a Masala DOsaNUT on the side) (dot@dot.dot), July 17th, 2006.

god bless SEIU

-- kingfish cyclopean ice cream (jdsalmo...), July 17th, 2006.

beaverton sounds like a great place to do some business in

-- j blount (jamesbloun...), July 17th, 2006.

50 Cent, with his personal genre 'ho use'.
-- Louis Jagger (papiermachealamphibia...), Today.

I wonder if anyone's ever tried a full glass of angostura as a dare? God, the thought turns my tum :(

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), July 28th, 2006 1:38 PM. (trayce) (later)

Be right back.

-- Tep (icaneatglas...), July 28th, 2006 1:39 PM. (ktepi) (later)

one where i have an advantage in a bargain

-- ken c (pykachu10...), July 28th, 2006.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), July 27th, 2006.

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Dude, shut up.
-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 27th, 2006.

Then, on the morning of the fourth day, a small boy cried out, "Mama, it is him! It is him!" The villagers began to crane their necks, shielding their eyes from the sun. Soon, all could make out the form of paul Mechaca, in his dingy robes and flowing white beard, ambling down the mountain towards their gathering. He appeared to be holding two large, rectangular objects.

As he grew closer, the objects revealed themselves to be two large stone tablet, each engraved with writings in Hebrew.

paul Mechaca, now standing before the crowd, cleared his throat and spoke, "Children of God, Israel's chosen people, I have a message for you..."

As hush fell over the assembled, paul Menchaca looked heavenward and proclaimed.

"WILL OLDHAM NO LONGER INTERESTS ME."

-- M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (email address removed) (webmail), July 28th, 2006 4:33 PM. (Matt Helgeson) (later) (link)

Surely they still have effete men with huge jugs filled with water at exactly 26.5 degrees?
-- Matt DC (...) (webmail), January 9th, 2004 5:49 AM.

surely if they were effete they wouldn't be able to lift the jugs.
-- MarkH (...) (webmail), January 9th, 2004 5:51 AM.

that's not what he meant by 'huge jugs'
-- stevem (...) (webmail), January 9th, 2004 5:58 AM.

-- Louis Jagger (papiermachealamphibia...), July 28th, 2006. (Haberdager) (later)

-- oh, wrinklepaws! (wrinklepaw...), Today 2:09 PM. (Wrinklepaws) (later) (link)

Don Rickles to thread.

-- jay blanchard (kinojay3...), July 28th, 2006. (jay blanchard) (link)

oh so it's only between you and him and don rickles. sorry!

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), July 28th, 2006. (gear) (link)

-- -- (68...), July 29th, 2006 1:54 PM. (688) (later) (link)

so we can more quickly identify the walking dead

-- i'll mitya halfway (mitya_il...), July 29th, 2006 2:14 PM. (mitya) (later) (link)

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), May 31st, 2005 2:38 PM.

Indeed, Marcello. There's no way to predict life-changing moments, but when they hit, you wonder how you ever doubted Tuomas would show penis!

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), May 31st, 2005 2:45 PM.

My curiosity doesn't quite stretch that far.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), May 31st, 2005 2:46 PM.

Luckily my penis does.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), May 31st, 2005 2:47 PM.

*puke*

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), May 31st, 2005 2:48 PM.

gag?

-- ken c (pykachu10...), May 31st, 2005 2:48 PM.

Big.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), May 31st, 2005 2:49 PM.

Um, I watch a lot of throatfucking, and I'm pretty sure the gag comes before the puke.

-- LeCoq (leiffe...), May 31st, 2005 2:50 PM.

I DO NOT REQUIRE 14 COUPONS TO PURCHASE A KETTLE

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), May 31st, 2005 2:50 PM.
what about teabags?

-- ken c (pykachu10...), May 31st, 2005 2:52 PM.

DRAINAGE SOLELY VIA MUG

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), May 31st, 2005 2:56 PM.

-- Whitman Mayonnaise (crump...), Today.

-- Marmot 4-Tay: I'll sip from his well without hesitation. (marmotwolo...), Today 2:07 AM. (marmotwolof) (later) (link)

american

-- RJG (RJ...), Today 2:22 AM

http://www.planetdan.net/pics/misc/juxtaposition.jpg
-- Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki.tim...), Yesterday.

-- teh_kit haev been evicted, oh noes! (kittenslikemil...), July 31st, 2006 11:36 AM. (g-kit) (later) (link)

What should have happened:

Me: Two questions for BKV, one serious and one not-so-serious.
BKV: Shoot.
Me: Whose voice do you hear when you write Prof. X, Patrick Stewart's or the cartoon version's?
BKV: Blah blah blah. And you're serious question?
Me: OMG THAT WAS MY SERIOUS QUESTION LOL.
Planet Earth: ROFFLE.
But what really happened:

Me: Two questions for BKV, one serious and one not-so-serious.
Lobe: Ok, let's hear the not-so-serious one first.
Me: Uh...

-- c('°c) (kirby@sophisticatednintendo.com), July 31st, 2006.

I can;t help wondering what music people on here (yes I'm a random googler, but intend to hang around...) will agree is good?

The "music" most people here tend to like is rap. Which explains very well why they don't like proper music like Dodgy.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), Today. (GeirHong)

Allegedly Crocs are mad comfortable, like blowjob-for-your-feet comfortable, but why does that blowjob have to come from a snaggletoothed harpy with cold sores and eczema?

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), August 1st, 2006 5:09 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

Does anyone know why this happened and how to fix it?

-- mcd (srmcd...), August 1st, 2006 12:08 PM. (mcd) (later)

Answers

Except Firefox, obviously. IE is wingdings, though.

-- mcd (srmcd...), August 1st, 2006 12:09 PM. (mcd) (later)

No. I'm just here for moral support. But I'm sure someone else will be along momentarily.

-- jim wentworth (wenchv...), August 1st, 2006 12:45 PM. (wench) (later)

ha ha ha!!!! Not Zapf Dingbats????

-- Beth Parker (marthasminion...), August 1st, 2006 12:49 PM. (Beth Parker) (later)

Right-click on your desktop and select "flag 3dbox box thicklyoutlinedbox msign 3dbox diamond otherthing msign" then select the tab that says "peacesign thicklyoutlinedbox thicklyoutlinedbox msign cancer 3dbox cancer filledsquare alteredmsign msign" then the button that says "peacesign libra 4H cancer filledsquare alteredmsign msign libra" and make sure that the "rightpointingfinger thicklyoutlinedbox filledsquare diamond" isn't on Wingdings.

-- Curt1s, et al. (curtis.stephen...), August 1st, 2006 12:57 PM. (Curtis Stephens) (later)

What'd I tell ya...

-- jim wentworth (wenchv...), August 1st, 2006 1:01 PM. (wench) (later)

Unforetunately for the world at large, the luggage belonged to Ringo

-- BP (parkcom...), August 1st, 2006.

-- Allyzay knows where the interfacing goes. (allyza...), August 1st, 2006 3:49 PM. (allyzay) (later)

*grins*

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1. Talking
2. California Girls (they tried this but two drunk
skunks couldn't groove..)
3. Let's Start Our Own Band (not song, more talking, Brian on piano..)
4. My Solution (brian solo on piano)
5. Sounds of sexual intercourse (with a girl moaning Denniiiiiss...)
6. Mike, Mike, Mike (fun, fun, fun w/obscure lyrics..)
7. Bonanza Theme (dennis on piano.. poor..)
8. It's Just A Matter Of Time (early rendition)
9. I Don't Want To Die (poor Dennis song)
10. Take My Breath Away (or something like that from the chorus..)
11. You Take My Breath Away (Queen' song..)
12. Talking (let's do it agaaaaaaiiin, dennis growls...)

-- chaki (chaki.tim...) (webmail), August 2nd, 2006 7:26 PM. (chaki)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 2nd, 2006. (later)

That's a distortion of Godwin's Law though, such as it is. It actually just says: "As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...), August 2nd, 2006. (later)

I know you got that from the wikipedia entry, gear. I just hate when people bitch about Godwin's Law and don't seem to know what it actually says. It's a pretty stupid law anyway.

-- Steve Go1dberg (steve.schne...), August 2nd, 2006. (later)

BAN STEVE GOLDBERG

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), August 2nd, 2006. (later)

ned you are trivializing a serious issue!

HOW IS THIS NOT FUNNY

1. Eric Prydz- Call 0n Me
2. Beyonce- Crazy In Love

Continue.

-- Dom Passantino

Dom, when did you last go into a Wetherspoon's pub? This is about as useful a cultural barometer as Lex's sainted Kids On The Bus.

Especially as THERE IS NO MUSIC IN WETHERSPOON'S PUBS.

-- Matt DC

10. John Cage - 4'33

-- Matt DC (*)

-- Joseph McCombs (jmccomb...), August 4th, 2006.

(first line was thread title)

--teh kit

Btw, Steel Magnolias is great.

-- polyphonic (polyphoni...), Today 5:12 PM. (polyphonic) (later)

-- Fetchin Bones (youisoneblackra...), August 4th, 2006. (Fetchin Bones)

Louis, today.

-- Son of Spam (noodle_vagu...), Today 3:03 PM. (noodle vague) (later) (link)

-- House of the Dead (directedb...), February 22nd, 2005.

hi

-- s1ocki (slytus...), February 22nd, 2005.

friend! did you see me?

-- House of the Dead (directedb...), February 22nd, 2005.

no! thankfully

-- s1ocki (slytus...), February 22nd, 2005.

-- PARTYMAN (wt...), August 7th, 2006. (later)

-- Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows (el.jeffe.bonanz...) (webmail), Today 10:52 AM. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows) (later) (link)

-- TOMBOT (tombo...), August 4th, 2006.

-- Franny, but not Zooey (slightly annoyed) (popeyes@emailaccount.com), August 7th, 2006. (Franny, but not Zooey) (later)

-- mark s (mar...) (webmail), August 8th, 2006 1:13 PM. (mark s) (later) (link)

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), August 9th, 2006 4:15 PM. (electricsound) (later)

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inane troll question detourned for the purposes of humor: check
blount vs. gabneb roffles: check
lame nostalgia for crap: check
vahid spoutin insanity: check
john forte: check
-- PARTYMAN (wt...), August 9th, 2006. (later)

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I keep screwing this up in my head with his verse on 'ghetto superstar'
"let my mind shine like a halo / p-p-politic with ghetto senators on the d-low!"

-- deej.. (clublonel...), August 9th, 2006. (later)

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deej remembering whole verses from ghetto superstar: check
-- PARTYMAN (wt...), August 9th, 2006. (later)

-- Matt DC (runm....

Proper out loud laffs -- that dream thread has been gold lately!

-- less-than three's Christiane F. (sdolnac...) (webmail), August 9th, 2006. (link)

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So, you just took this opportunity to brag, is that it?

-- IPSISSIMUS (joh...) (webmail), August 9th, 2006. (link)

link letters to numbers for a cash prize.

a) southall
b) geir
c) ronan
d) dj martian
e) the lex

1) indie
2) minimal
3) compression
4) nme
5) melody

-- Bashment Jakes (miltonpinsk...), August 10th, 2006. (Enrique) (later)

---

i really want to go to NYC JUST to get into a club where she's "DJing"
(note that i didn't say it w/o the quotey marks!) walk up to her act like i was going to shake her hand, and then, just backhand her and say 'the killers have ALWAYS sucked, and yr writing makes my brain bleed, STOP!!!' then leave...

alright, that's a bit much, but i'd at least heckle her soundly!!!

-- edde (nathaniel.peppercor...), August 10th, 2006. (later)

yeah dude! that'll show her!

-- Mr. Que (pelagi...), August 10th, 2006. (later)

v: sprint

glen kim: oh, right. how much you pay?

v: 55 bucks for 1500 minutes.

glen kim: really?? i didn't know they had a plan for 1500

v: uh, i have an appointment at 11

glen kim: hmmm ... (flips through binder) it says here your 55 dollar plan is for 1000 minutes

v: yeah.

glen kim: well, i could give you 1000 minutes for 40 bucks a month

v: ok, fine, staple your business card to the brochure and i'll take a look at it

glen kim: are you on a service plan?

v: uh ... i think i'm month-to-month?

glen kim: really? so i could hook you up right now.

v: i don't want to buy a plan right now, i have an appointment at 11 am

glen kim: what kind of phone do you want??

v: ...

glen kim: do you like your phone?

v: no, it sucks

glen kim: how about a RAZR? or a new samsung??

v: ok, fine

glen kim: this is a $300 phone. how much do you want to pay?

v: give it to me for free w/ the plan

glen kim: DUDE, i'm TRYING to WORK WITH YOU, make me a REASONABLE OFFER!!

v: no, i'm not in the market for a cellphone today, i just want a charger, i have an 11 am appointment.

glen kim: yeah, make me an offer, i'm trying to hook you up.

v: no, YOU'RE FUCKING ME OVER GLEN

glen: ???

v: I HAVE AN 11 AM APPOINTMENT AND YOU'RE FUCKING ME OVER BECAUSE I'M LATE

glen: uh, sorry, dude!!

v: look dude, SELL ME THE FUCKING PHONE CHARGER or I'LL BUY IT AT LONGS FUCKING DRUGSTORE

glen: sorry, dude!!! i didn't know you were in a rush

v: yeah, i appreciate you want to hustle, but i'm trying to get work done today

manager: no, no, he's not trying to hustle you, he just doesn't want you to spend 30 bucks on a charger when you can get a RAZR and a new service plan and a free charger to boot

v: LOOK, YOU'RE A FUCKING MONKEY IN A $30 TIE AT A MALL KIOSK. I HAVE A POWERBOOK AND I WORK AT STANFORD UNIVERSITY AND I HAVE THE MONTH OF AUGUST OFF.

manager: ...

v: YOU DON'T MAKE MY FINANCIAL DECISIONS, OK? YOU WORK IN A FUCKING KIOSK. YOU DON'T MAKE MY FUCKING FINANCIAL DECISIONS.

(3 minute silent credit card transaction)

v: THANK YOU.

-- JABBA JABBA!! NIB NIB!! (vfoz...), August 10th, 2006 2:36 PM. (vahid)

What did he download, Windows?

-- StanM (Stan10...), August 10th, 2006. (StanM)

a) that conversation is at 90% compression ... the whole ordeal lasted about 20 minutes

b) i had a lunch date w/ 4 grandparents and a great-aunt at noon which i was late for

c) i'm grumpy, i just had an upper right hemicolectomy last week and i'm just off the vicodin

-- kingfish trapped under ice (jdsalmo...), August 10th, 2006. (kingfish 2.0) (link)

-- Forksclovetofu (forksclovetof...) (webmail), August 10th, 2006. (link)

-- the doaple gonger (advanced.warnin...), Yesterday 11:45 AM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

-- Yanc3y (ystr1ckl3...), December 17th, 2002.

Yeah, but he does an immense amount of drugs. He probably forgot how their version sounds.

-- Nick A. (naamm...), December 17th, 2002.

By the way, when I was chillin' with Angus from the Liars the other day, he said your mom was a bad screw.

-- Nick A. (naamm...), December 17th, 2002.

Thanks, Nick. I was curious what Angus had thought. I set them up and never got a thank you note!

-- Yanc3y (ystr1ckl3...), December 17th, 2002.

HOLY SHIT. IM NEVER GETTING ON AN INTERSTATE AGAIN.

Who said that statistic was exclusive to interstates?

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), August 11th, 2006 6:56 PM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

oh you KNOW its interstates.

-- sunny successor (sunnysuccesso...), August 11th, 2006 7:07 PM. (katharine) (later)

JFK wasn't killed on the interstate.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), August 12th, 2006 1:28 AM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

Listen, aren't you supposed to be in ilx exile?

-- sunny successor (sunnysuccesso...), August 12th, 2006 2:06 AM. (katharine) (later)

I'll be in there in a minute.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), August 12th, 2006 2:08 AM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (later)

cause the truth is that if you show up anywhere with anything smaller than a Fender Twin, people treat you like a ten-year-old girl.

Welcome to my life.

Learn to deal - the easiest way is to just knock them offstage with your playing ability, rather than the size of your dick amp.

-- We Collectively Dream In German (masonicboo...), August 11th, 2006.

This thread has totally gone wrong.

-- n/a (nu...), August 11th, 2006.

Learn to deal - the easiest way is to just knock them offstage with your playing ability, rather than the size of your dick amp.

My playing ability may not be up to this. Is there any way I could use my actual dick to compensate for my lack of amp size?

-- nabisco (--...), August 12th, 2006.

Is it tube or solid state?

-- n/a (nu...), August 12th, 2006.

Depends on the audience, really.

-- nabisco (--...), August 12th, 2006.

and

help me peepz

-- o. nate (syne_wav...), December 23rd, 200

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hey good idea maybe she'll let you feel her tity
-- noize jnr. (noisedud...), September 20th, 2005.

yes. this feels good. pass the victory gin.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), August 16th, 2006 1:31 PM. (Ronan) (later) (link)

i don't even know if you are being sarcastic anymore!

-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...) (webmail), August 16th, 2006 1:49 PM. (blueski) (later) (link)

that's a shame.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...) (webmail), August 16th, 2006 4:45 PM. (Ronan) (later) (link)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), Today 2:05 PM. (gear) (later) (link)

-- John Justen, All Dude Dual Groom Swordfight Revue (johnjuste...), August 16th, 2006. (later) (link)

Sounds more like the typical Kinks/XTC influenced Blur number to me.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), August 16th, 2006. (later)

Famously, Blur's Bugman was practically a song David Bowie DID write (although it wasn't really, because Bowie never got a guitar sound like that and didn't stick three-minute space-is-the-place-boogie-spaz-outs at the end of his songs).

-- Scourage (papiermachealamphibia...), August 16th, 2006. (later)

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000B7KXNG.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

-- Son of Spam (noodle_vagu...), August 16th, 2006. (later)

Darramous? Darramous? Can you do Grim Fandango?

-- aldo_cowpat (aldo.cowpa...), August 16th, 2006 10:29 PM. (aldo_cowpat) (later)

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), Today 9:11 AM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

Wash beans and put in 2 quarts of water in heavy stockpot. In a separate container, dissolve bouillon cubes in 2 cups of hot water and then add to beans. Place over low heat and cook for about 3 hours.
In a saute pan, combine onions, bell pepper, garlic, and celery. Saute until tender and add to the beans. Add the ham hocks, and tomato sauce.

If the beans have soaked up the water, add more to barely cover the beans. Add Worcestershire, hot sauce, horseradish, and parsley. Simmer over medium to high heat for 4 to 5 hours, adding water if necessary during cooking.

When beans are tender, add cumin, thyme, cayenne pepper, sage, salt, and 1 cup water. Allow to simmer for another 2 to 3 hours. 30 minutes prior to serving, add sausage.

Serve beans over rice.

-- erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyl...), November 11th, 2003.

from the "strongo cooks america" cookbook, out this winter

-- erico b. rakimington (dubplatestyl...), November 11th, 2003.

That's what I said! Pretty much.

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), August 18th, 2006 12:10 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

No, you said to go for the boob honkage after 20 minutes.

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), August 18th, 2006 12:11 AM. (C J) (later)

Oblique allusion to follow approx. 10 minutes after boob honkage?

-- Dadaismus (a rattly old puffin who remembers ILX in the days when...) (dadaismus@hotmail.co.uk), August 18th, 2006 12:12 AM. (Dada) (later)

Oblique allusion to follow approx. 10 minutes after receiving slap for the boob honkage.

-- C J (CJ_The_Unrul...), August 18th, 2006 12:14 AM. (C J) (later)

.. Depending on time interval between honkage and slap.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), August 18th, 2006 12:16 AM. (mark grout) (later)

Slap dependent on preliminaries to boob honkage surely?

-- Dadaismus (a rattly old puffin who remembers ILX in the days when...) (dadaismus@hotmail.co.uk), August 18th, 2006 12:16 AM. (Dada) (later)

please stop saying 'honkage'

-- sunny successor (sunnysuccesso...), August 18th, 2006 12:17 AM. (katharine) (later)

-- PARTYMAN (wt...), August 17th, 2006 9:33 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later)

Momus to thread!

-- Jena (thewindishowlinginmyfac...) (webmail), August 19th, 2006 9:25 AM. (JenaP) (later) (link)

-- Beth Parker (marthasminion...), Saturday.

My cat does this all the time. He gets out of the box and doesn't know one is stuck on his fur.

-- Handmaiden of Hip Hop (poxyfule...), August 19th, 2006 5:33 AM. (Molly Jones) (later)

Humans don't have fur!

-- captain reverend gandalf jesus (crucial.bonu...), August 19th, 2006 5:36 AM. (nickalicious) (later)

Do you think Robin Williams gets poos stuck in his ass hair and drops them all over his house when he walks around naked?

-- captain reverend gandalf jesus (crucial.bonu...), August 19th, 2006 5:37 AM. (nickalicious) (later)

Especially now that he's in rehab again?

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 19th, 2006 5:39 AM. (Ned) (later)

perhaps he should get together with the guys on the harper-asshole thread and they can hold a musical fundraiser, call it hezbollahpalooza
-- The Real DG (rgreenfiel...) (webmail), August 22nd, 2006 4:44 PM. (D to thee G) (link)

I would love it if he released a video of him mulling over having Bobby Brown killed.
-- Alba (albab...) (webmail), August 22nd, 2006 4:45 PM. (Alba) (link)

Either that, or he's been posting on ILM every day as "Mr. Snrub".
-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), August 22nd, 2006.

You must tell her, "An' it please you, ma'am... I... WANT... MORE!" Then you should hold out your bowl and look pleadingly at her. This is known in the trade as the Oliver Twist Gambit.
-- Aimless (aimles...), August 19th, 2006.

-- The Pig on the Stairs (hanging in a groovy purple shirt) (brownstone@gmail.com) (webmail), August 23rd, 2006 2:32 PM. (unclejessjess) (later) (link)

I can too - ONE BILLION.

-- captain reverend gandalf jesus (crucial.bonu...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2006 3:17 PM. (nickalicious) (later) (link)

On the Survivor thread where it's mentioned that the gimmick this time will be to separate the teams based on race.

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), August 21st, 2006.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...) (webmail), August 23rd, 2006 8:00 PM. (trayce) (later) (link)

Wow, Nickalicious has the makings of an ILXHarem.

# Question about Oral Sex (39 new answers, last at 2:26 pm)
# "ghetto lasagna" (19 new answers, last at 2:24 pm)

-- alderman frank rossi (yp...), August 24th, 2006 8:07 PM. (bulbs) (later)

-- g00blar (mysurnameforrea...), August 24th, 2006. (gooblar) (later)

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Some of us have the same size muscles now as when we were youngsters, so no problem there.
-- g00blar (mysurname...)

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GAHH! how do you make your bones move??
-- Euai Kapaui (tracer...)

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Bones can move now?
-- g00blar (mysurname...)

---

Oh, and Marquee Moon, which is a great album, is NOT punk, as far as I'm concerned. The reason I didn't mention it here is that I just can't equate it to the 'proper' punk I've heard; it's much, much more involving and structured than that

-- Scourage (papiermachealamphibia...), August 25th, 2006. (later)

I thought we'd established that you don't know what you're talking about?

-- dud Hab 'C' dEva (dadaismu...), August 25th, 2006. (later)

I saw this on ANIMAL PLANET the other day...WTF.

-- captain reverend gandalf jesus (crucial.bonu...), August 25th, 2006. (later)

I wanted to hug the snake, tell him I understood his pain.

-- GUY AT #1 CHINA BUFFET (WONTONS @ EXPLODING.OUT.OF.SIDE), August 25th, 2006. (later)

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I think you'll find that Churchill was pretty radical, at various points in his career

Yeah, like that time he popped that flip-kick ollie after completing a fakey 720!

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), August 25th, 2006.

-- Sir Dr. Rev. PappaWheelie Jr. II of The Third Kind (evieandjo...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006. (link)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 25th, 2006.

cabbies with vodka, cops with bourbon, priests with moonshine.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 25th, 2006.

babies nursed with labatt's

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 25th, 2006.

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), August 25th, 2006 1:40 PM. (nabisco) (later) (link)

I laffed.

-- wogan lenin (doglati...), August 22nd, 2006 5:46 AM. (dog latin)

I'd like to go down on her sugar eh eh eh am I right guys? Guys?

-- Dom Passantino (juror...), August 22nd, 2006 5:47 AM. (Dom Passantino)

-- RJG

ilXor.com > ILE | IMM | ILM | Noise

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im also confused about how there are 19 new answers

video is excellent

-- M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (matt@game[remove]informer.com), August 26th, 2006. (later)

...erm...

*waves Pink Flag as well, just in case*

unsolve

A. Three Six Mafia
B. Eminem
C. 50 cent
D. Lil' John
E. Bubba Sparxxx
F. Kanye West (I hope I spelled that right)

A. OSCAR winners!
B. Multi-platium selling phenomenon.
C. Survivor of gun violence.
D. Made Dave Chappelle famous!
E. Regional Manager at Wendy's.
F. Astute political observer (and snappy dresser!).

-- Johnny Fever (sidewaysou...), August 27th, 2006.

the fantastic four and star wars hentai illustrations are golden.

--misterfatt

I always think Mr. Fantastic's dick would get really thin when he stretches it out. They never draw it that way, though.

--JCuervo

What would be hilarious is if Mr Fantastic got all fired up for some nooky and sculpted his cock into some spiky headed pleasure demon about 19 inches long and proportionally round, and then Invisible Woman decided to play coy and let him fuck her when she was invisible, and when he dived on top of where she was, she'd moved, and he hit the floor hard and his dick got pushed back through his body and ended up poking out his arsehole.

They never draw it that way, either.

--crash

Yeah... so, uh...

New Thundercats suck, eh?

--JCuervo

Sign language.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 24th, 2006. (later)

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Isn't Wendy Wright the girl from Maniac Mansion?

-- christopherscottknudsen (djfrankgrime...), August 26th, 2006. (later)

unfortunately not. Remember that most of these folks raising all the bullshit noise are the same type who are trying to block the HPV vaccine from being issued to junior high kids, since they claim that stopping cervical cancer is "promoting promiscuity"...

-- kingfish high command (jdsalmo...), August 26th, 2006. (later)

IOW, the people from Maniac Mansion?

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), August 27th, 2006. (later)

eye contact w/ the homeless.

-- A Giant Mechanical Ant (ktothed...), August 28th, 2006.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 4th, 2005 7:54 AM. (vassifer) (link)

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 25th, 2002.

Though I don't really agree.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), August 28th, 2006. (link)

Answers

I AM DRUNK WITH POWER AND ALSO KING COBRA. I AM RENAMING THE BOARD I LOVE JUDY TENUTA, HOPE U R COOL WIHTHAT

-- SLUTSPIRIA (adelangsto...) (webmail), August 28th, 2006. (link)

english books from the 1930s

-- Alba (albab...), August 28th, 2006. (tracklink)

i used to work for the company that hilariously re-issued said book (not actually from the '30s) a few years ago; i still have a 'scouting for boys' promo t-shirt.

- Tep

-- mark grout (mark.grou...) (webmail), August 29th, 2006. (mark grout) (later)

-- My Little Ruud Book (louder...), August 29th, 2006. (Ken L) (later)

precisely why we will never go metric in the US

-- and PappaWheelie, author of Have You Ever Been Poxy Fuled? (evieandjo...), August 29th, 2006.

how do i apppolgy

-- Bnad (hipste...), August 29th, 2006.

sounds like catholic school to me.

-- m coleman (writeco...), August 29th, 2006.

-- -- (68...), August 30th, 2006.

I've tried this line before: "Excuse me miss, (pointing downward), look what I've 'found' in this hot dog bun!"

Never seems to work.

-- Abbadavid Berman (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), Today 9:48 AM.

IT'S MY DICK IN A BUN