WHAT DO ZACK AND PETE THINK of January DC 2007

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TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:16 (eighteen years ago)

tooting my own horn I know but you did all appear to like it.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

well tom, i think january 2007 is pretty great so far, in no small part because of above image

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

AND "MACY MACY".

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

guys i will miss the sandbox dc thread. it had the goat story.

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

dinnerdinnerdinnerdinner

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.helenallingham.com/GalleryPictures/HE13.JPG
NEVER FORGET

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

q, it's 9:30 in the morning!

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

things that have been awesome about january 2007: gettysburg, not having any hangovers, foxy lasses, that picture, "macy macy," writing kickass articles, breaking the bummer streak, plan of counterintuitive behavior, all of you guys.

yeah wvs alex i'm totally thinking about dinner too and i don't even know where we're going!

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

Corduroy is in the Sheraton Four Points at 12th & K St. The restaurant is on the second floor and must be entered through the hotel lobby.

Happy hour runs 4-7pm, with a few beers at $3, soup of the day at $3 (I think), lumpia spring rolls at $4 (they are amazing) and some cheese thing on special, too.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

Oh my god I am going to be there at 5:23 p.m.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

oh my christ i can't wait for soup spring rolls and beerz

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

dood you should leave work early!

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

How did setting fire to your tea go?

Ed (dali), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

yes will try to leave work @ 5 to celebratez

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

rate the likelihood that you will all still be out at 9

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

absolutely 0%

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

Um not so good for me, either

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, my flames did not go as high as yours, in fact they were not very spectacular at all at rather mundane flames--what did I do wrong?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

me: 0%, I am soooooo sleepy these days, sorry, I think it's the time of year. Also, I am leaving @ 5. HUZZAH!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

et tu ZR?

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 4 January 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

call me, plsmythe. it's a distinct possibility.

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i'm in mofos

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

oh also its my 25th birthday on the 14th, and we're all off for MLK on the 15th, so please help me celebrate, both/either by coming to see david lynch speak before inland empire at AFI at 1pm (tickets available wed 1/10), and/or by drinking a shitload that evening, location TBD.

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

A MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
A MAN NEEDS SOME BROS

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

haha i have hummed that to myself so many times

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WORRYING ABOUT PIZZA AND GO EAT SOME MORE PUSSY

-- TOM. BOT. (tombo...), December 7th, 2006 5:43 PM. (trm) (link)

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

imaginary xpost

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

Not enough brandy, brandy not hot enough.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

story of my life, man. story of my life.

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

O, we are bringing up the pussy/pizza postings this early, eh?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

I told you so!
I also suggested that you, Ed, might likely have used some kind of pricey top shelf 120 proof stuff, and not so much the $7 dry sherry basically advertised as being great for cooking and not much else.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

What time is The Office on tonight? Pete maybe you come to our place for teevee/apres-dinner drinks?

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Also: can/should I walk to Cordouroy from here (twentyfour & N) yes/no.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Tom I did not buy the sherry that was labelled "great for cooking"!!!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

However I did blatantly have the wrong type of alcohol and knew it but I THINK the problem was actually more along the lines of not enough + not hot enough since I did puss out and turn off the skillet for a brief period, afraid of lighting my own head aflame.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

However whiskey + sherry is secretly delicious, people.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

Also: can/should I walk to Cordouroy from here (twentyfour & N) yes/no.

IT'S TIME FOR THE CIRCULATOR

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

AT RUSH HOUR? U MAD??!?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

IT'S THE WRONG TIME FOR THE CIRCULATOR

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

If you've got comfy shoes it's a distance but walkable. If not, take Foggy Bottom metro to McPherson Square metro.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Also 12th and K is not a very far distance at all you lazy people, it is like a 15 minute walk! That being said if you want to get there unsweaty you probably should not walk.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/132/345500288_28fb90dfea.jpg?v=0

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

LOLLZ

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

Oh I just looked at a map and I will totally walk. Fuck a circulator.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

I will leave here at five even if it means walking away from my boss mid-sentence.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

There is no way that's a 15 minute walk, though. ALLYZAY IS LYING TO YOU!

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

KLG: you wanna meet me after 5ish we walk togetherz?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

aw so cute!

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Yes that is a good plan husband!

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

Brian I think you maybe walk slow ;_;

It's only about 15 blocks! I walk all the way home sometimes from 12 & NY and I make it in about 20-25 and that's a longer distance.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

Brian does not walk slowly, at all.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

KLG phone my work phone when u in vicinity.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

I have just ordered this:

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/1771/601123fh8.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

cowabunga!

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

wait is "Spinneybeck" the cow's name???

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

'cause that is a weird-ass name for a cow.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

mebbe my brain's just waaaaaaaay too dcilxified but i definitely thought that was a cat hide for a second there

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Well it's not life sized in the JPG, is what is throwing you off.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

i thought it was cat vomit, which tells you something about my morning.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

Cat got into the liquor again?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

the vomit puddle was right next to the liquor cabinet, so maybe?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

Sometimes Mr. Kitty throws up. Dr. Ben threw up a few minutes after he met me! He was too excited and vomited in his little litter box in his kitty cage in the animal shelter :(

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

someone dare me to start a cat vomit thread

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

ok I dare you.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) Spinneybeck is the company name. I wish they put the cow name with it! "601123AB" is just not as endearing as "Bessie".

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

Ok I'm off to a "new employee" lunch now. I have been here for more than two (2) months.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

dear ZR

you actually went to Gettysburg???

xo
Ally

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

my reference numbers (confirming that somebody put my resume in the referral system) are in for GD and NG. fingers xed

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

dear Ally,

i did! it was my best new year's ever and helped snap me out of drinking a triple depresso every day, for now at least.

xo,
ZR

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

wow that was a trip, I didn't expect you'd go! That's good to hear though. Is it wrong to lol @ "triple depresso"

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

that's what it's there for, so i would say no

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

I don't feel like working any more today

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

TIME 4 PARTY EGGROLL BEER PLACE?????

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

dude it's not even 1 yet.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

xp yeah me neither but i have to ;_;

also where can i buy a relatively cheapish belt in the immediate surrounding area? i couldn't find one this morning and i look like a tool.

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Water_cycle.png/800px-Water_cycle.png

ZACK: H&M.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah btw guys you can donwload my compleated demix of the josta baby song "das miststuck" from the internet.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

where is this internets

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.evilshare.com/d2112fb6-ece8-1029-b2ec-00a0c993e9d6

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

also mr. que check THIS out

http://www.amazon.com/Multicade-Cocktail-Multi-Game-Video-Arcade/dp/B000IGGBRC/

"I love records"

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 17:58 (eighteen years ago)

holy shit dudes we too could be beasts @ galaga

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Wow. It doesn't list all the games on it though. I really want to hit up an old timey arcade sometime for pinball and old games.

xpost: I got the Galaga joystick hook up to the tv sort of thing from my sister a few years back. It also has Pole Position, Ms. Pac Man and MAPPY. Mappy is totally WTF

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

MAPPY IS AWESOME

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

okay, we'll mappy-out sometime if y'all want with beers and tunes at my pad.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

I will totally go for the Pete bday/David Lynch movie.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

today nabisco is playing the part of crazy homeless gabbneb, upthread, and i think i am playing the part of fenty. someone distract me.

also, I am 100% in for David Lynch

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

nabisco plays that role every day.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

I just need to take a break from that thread, it is actively annoying me a little too much right now despite everyone else on it being totally bro #1

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

yeah nabisco's fixation on 3" glossy yellow headlines at the duane reade checkout counter as opposed to, uh, the overworld, is kind of sad

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Here's a nice picture of some larch trees by a glacier, guys.

http://www.photoseek.com/01CAN-11-17-Bugaboo-larch.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

it's weird to claim that Angelina Jolie wasn't an A-list gossip rag celebrity before hooking up with Pitt when he knows she wore a blood necklace and made out with her brother and blah blah blah. It's like UH ok so are you stalking her or did you just know that psychically or DID YOU READ IN A GOSSIP MAGAZINE I wonder which it is.

sigh ;_;

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

AHHHHHHH

http://www.digitalphotography.tv/mff2001_01/birch_trees_dyces_head.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.elros.altervista.org/aj/immagini/tanz1.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha, he won't even admit he was the least smidgeon of wrong on like 10 different separate points. Never mind.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/celebdaq/celebimages/KATHOL.jpg

HE NEVER DOES

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

don't get me started on him. he is my Morbius.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://theburningbra.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/brad-angelina.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/tomkatmtvmovie06050502.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/tomkatmtvmovie06050503.jpg
^^^^^^^^^ WON'T SOMEONE SAVE THIS POOR CHILD BEFORE HE MARRIES HER TOO

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.estadao.com.br/banco/img/livre/2006/06/2052006062215262215angelinacooperap1.jpg
^^^ haha what??!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/2127/wtftr1.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

LOL man these companies should really consider changing their names now that the internets happened.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

omg at Tom Cruise and his dinner Dakota Fanning

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

I feel bad for Dakota Fanning sometimes.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Her parents are like the Benet-Ramseys or something.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, super-creepy. In 5 years she's either going to be on heroin or missing.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

omg at Tom Cruise and his dinner Dakota Fanning
-- The Android Cat (djperr...), January 4th, 2007.


ha ha ha ha

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

angelina is cool, I like her. I started reading that thread & had no idea what the argument was about..

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 4 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

It's about nabisco being a condescending sexist.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

3 HOURS UNTIL THE HAPPY HOURS

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

I got 4 hours to go before I can leave work

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:03 (eighteen years ago)

my last post on that thread is what it is basically about. poorly executed attempts at a secular ethos based on the rejection of empirical reasoning AND religious faith.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

waht

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

skipping happy hours/dinner to drink in VA for reasons i don't entirely understand myself but may end up at childe haroldeee with libertarians tonite at after 9-ish

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, i'm outta beer. is 2:32 p.m. too early for rye?

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

ANS: NO

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

i smell like bourbon and desperation

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

yeah like those are different smells

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

bourbon = hans
desperation = franz

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

any time is rye time

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

That's Harrison Ford's new cologne, due out in Spring 2007!

xpost but really "Any Time Is Rye Time" is an equally good name for a Harrison Ford cologne.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

Actually when you think about it, some of the more seasoned, tasty Scotches would be way more awesome smelling than most aftershave or even cologne. And even the quite expensive booze would be cheap by comparison to perfume.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

also, fav. new cocktail is THE RIDING LESSON COCKTAIL:

1 3/4 oz. rye
1/2 oz. sweet vermouth
1/4 oz. benedictine
1 dash bitters
cherry

Really just a manhattan + benedictine, but it's delicious.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

This is not the 1950s, no one should be walking around in public reeking of scotch!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

I own Demeter's "Whiskey" scent, and it's great. But I never use it because whenever I want to smell like whiskey I accomplish it by drinking whiskey.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

I had their Black Russian scent which was pretty amusing. The problem with their scents is that they wear off in T-10 seconds.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

This is not the 1950s, no one should be walking around in public reeking of scotch!

that's why i'm usually crawling around on all fours when i'm reeking of scotch in public.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Exactly, you get the drift.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

The alcohol evaporates off pretty quickly and just leaves the woodsy or mossy or oaky or whaetver notes. Or so I've read.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

god brian miller is OTM all over this thread

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Last night I reeked of rye and beer and mushrooms. I expect that tonight won't be so different.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

I've been saying all perfume/cologne is a bunch of watered-down overpriced schnapps for years. gewiddapogam ppl.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

i reek of camel lights all the time anyway so what does it matter?

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

I did not use to love perfume but I've come compeletely around now and have shelled out embarrassing amts of money for my current favorite(s). I mean, embarrassing for ME, not like hundreds of dollars or anything. I should try dating someone with money, shouldn't I.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Tom maybe then you can throw out that mysterious bottle of cologne you have had for at least as long as I've known you that you never use but for some reason keep around??

xpost I blend my own scents using various essential oils, you guys should get with the program of hippies.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

I should try dating someone with money, shouldn't I.

and try to find one with an equally monied yet much less testicalled sister.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

I was planning on drinking that cologne after it aged for a few more winters

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

It is taking up valuable space that could be taken up by one of my 8 bottles of shampoo.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

you crazy kids and your hygiene

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

one day I will toss the GAP cologne and see how long it takes before it is even noticed as gone...who knows...maybe I ALREADY HAVE DONE THIS!!!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

SISSY BOY SLAP PARTY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q597ShCbI90

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

guys would it be bad to start speculating on what other ILXors smell like

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

Nabisco smells like David Foster Wallace.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

I think I like viktor + rolf flowerbomb but I don't know much about perfume..!

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

DFW looks kinda like he smells of old sunscreen and an overdose of deodorant.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

i smell like cigarettes and possibly failing old spice deodorant. kinda musky, kinda spicey, kinda like carrot cake. if it were in an ashtray.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Pete, how do you know when David Lynch is speaking in person? On the website it says TBA.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

guys would it be bad to start speculating on what other ILXors smell like

-- Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyza...), Today 3:05 PM. (allyzay) (later) (link)

IT WOULD IRRESPONSIBLE NOT TO

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry no more slams today, time for happy things: I got my copy of the Dalkey Archive in the mail and I can't wait to read it! I read The Third Policeman and At Swim Two Birds last summer and loved them! Woooooo!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

Dalkey Archive is a magazine? I don't understand you.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

I smell like a Kiehl's store, if one happened to smoke in a Kiehl's store.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

Mary--it's a book by Flann O'Brien.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

i've been informed by multiple people that i "smell like flannel." i have no idea WTF this is supposed to mean, but, uh, i like flannel!

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

ZR, you're probably doing okay as long as they don't say "wet flannel".

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

raw shrimp + raw bacon = wet dog smell

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

Hahah, Ally, I was just going to say: I smell like Annick Goutal's "Ce Soir ou Jamais" + girl body/hair + cigarette smoke. Because I haven't showered since Tuesday night and my hair is kind of greasy but I am not BO-y precisely, just me-y.

Laurel (Laurel), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

But why did you phrase it weirdly?

x=post

It's like if I ordered a book from Amazon and then said, I got my copy of Random House in the mail.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

i ordered by copy from bn.com and it came to me at work! it did come in the mail!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

I've got my blend of Kiehl's essential oil + tiny bit vanilla + pepper today plus all my Kiehl's product on my face. I was considering coconut + "Oceanus" but I did not need the "I smell like sunscreen WHOOOT!" pick-me-up this morning that I did yesterday.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

Today I smell like toner, new wallpaper, and aspartame.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

I realise it came in the mail, but why not say, I got my copy of whatever titled book by Flann P'Brien in the mail, which by the way happens to be published by Dalkey Archives.

And did we ever figure out if you are reading a Daily McSweeneys blog, or what your other reference meant?

Sorry, I am in a grouchy and artumentative mood due to cracker psychology.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

cracker psychology?

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://image.listen.com/img/356x237/5/3/9/4/654935_356x237.jpg

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.harveyalpertco.com/prodimages/nabisco.jpg

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

I smell like recently eaten flemmish beer and beef stew with and apple sauce, mixed with frustration.

Ally, sherry won't flame to good and Tom is right I normally have a bottle of Nicholas' finest cheapest Armagnac, the cost of which is being kept down by the fact that I appear to be in europe every week right now.

Ed (dali), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

I smell like Kiehl's lemon bubble bath plus Gimmee Coffee Guatemalan blend (I hope).

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry, Mary: The Dalkey Archive is a book by Flann O'Brien

http://www.splendidezine.com/departments/bookshelf/bookshelf110402b.jpg

as well as being the publishing arm of the Center for Book Culture.

http://www.dalkeyarchive.com/

The McSweeney's article I referred to the other day was on the main website here

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/12/22kershner.html

Also, I've always liked any kind of saltine over Ritz.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

ahaha, my bad, I didn't realize that that was the title! You are completely justified in your language usage, you will be happy to know.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

No sweat Mary---I totally understand residual Nabisco anger!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, it wasn't all sherry, Tom is incorrect, it was a lot whiskey.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

Further, I didn't realize that Flann OB was a MAN and that the Dalkey Archive was named after his book. I've only skimmed At Swim. Is Dalkey Archive very long, as well? I got my mom Dubliners on CD for Christmas and the stories are giving us the fear.

Now that I have learned something educational from today's session, I can return to worrying about the state of brad and gina's wedding.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

I meant relationship! I am so confused today:)

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

all three of the books are short and totally nutso. Dalkey Archive is 204 pages.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I am thinking of the book that was a play on At Swin perhaps, which was really long? I think ILX has turned my brain to mush?

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

Ahhh Mary you are thinking of At Swim Two Boys!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

Yes! I will study O'Brien's ouevre at work today, assuming the librarians haven't weeded it yet:)

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

Mary, watch out for his other pseudonyms, which might mush your brain even more.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

Did everybody else go to happy hour already except me and Ally?

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

I just had a convo with my boss J and agent K about whistleblowing.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

we're leaving around 5ish, walking from here

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

I'm leaving a little later, walking from here.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

I'm leaving whenever, walking from here.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

c'mon guys we almost have a whole verse

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

gonna get me some beer, walking from here

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

Corduroy happy hour schedule unfair to late-rising slugabeds who don't leave work 'til 7. This much is clear.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

gotta buy a belt, 'tween here and beer, though shopping for clothes tends to gimme teh fear

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

man worst song ever

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

yeah you kinda killed it, sorry.

MW I'm leaving in about 5 min for ur office.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

it was the fault of our failed rhyme scheme: aaabaaa is just fucking bullshit man

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

fuck

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

I thought it was kinda bluesy.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 4 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://fusionanomaly.net/huskerdunewdayrising.jpg
THIS ALBUM, YES YES YES

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

ugh

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

hoosteen poo

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

wtf does that mean

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno but my brain spit it out

I'm applying to be a videogames blogger for wired

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

gay

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/5656IdTurnBack.jpg

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

alex is right. do u like http://www.punkutopia.com/Merchant2/graphics/full/SSTCD020.jpg?

it is my favorite, and does not sound like it was recorded under the influence of quite so much speed/tinnitus, for good or ill.

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/takethis.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

i am such a grumpy old man about husker du i should really reconsider some day for some stuff

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

OK so guys my office bought a "Tassimo coffee maker" or whatever the hell it is. So we ran out of the "pods" a while back and I just got an e-mail informing us that we can all go to best buy and buy our own pods. WTF>>>>?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

side one of flip your wig is a perfect album side. side two is almost as good. you will have to look far and wide to find a better album than that.

god damn, makes no sense at all, pretty green eyes, hate paper doll, divide and conquer, games.... fuck that is a killer album.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

i really like zen arcade, i got that one in high school, haven't heard the others though!

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

ZR: Metal Circus thru Flip Yr Wig is my fave Huskers period, but i am totally into the speed/tinnitus thing. NDR is my number 1, but it's pretty much all awesome. Zen Arcade is kind of overrated x 1000, but still good.

MW, why should i listen to the drummer from Gay Husband

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ Gay Husband

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, my library only has At Swim, Two Birds; The Third Policeman; and The Poor Mouth. I'm going to try At Swim, though it will severely cut into my YA reading. I will suggest that they purchase Dalkey Archive. What other names do I need to learn? Have fun at dinner . . . .

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

What YA you reading, M?

Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 4 January 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god, what YA am I not reading? It's all a blur. The last really good one I read was The Book Thief by Marcus Zusak, which is like a 600 page novel about the holocaust whose narrator is "Death." Written by an Australian. I also read The Astonishing Life of Octavian Nothing, Trader to the Nation, the Pox Partym part 1 by M.T. Anderson, which won the National Book Award for YA and was also really good. It's about an African slave who is experimented upon during the time of the American revolution. Next perhaps I will read Sold by Patricia McCormick which is told from the POV of an Indian girl sold into prostitution.

Okay, the university libraries have an abundance of Flann O'Briens. What is the best one? Hard Life: An Exegesis of Squalor sounds appealing.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 4 January 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

MY REVIEW OF DINNER

THE SPRING ROLLS ARE VERY AUTHENTIC EXCEPT FOR THE SHAPE OF THEM. OTHERWISE, THEY ARE EXACTLY LIKE MY FLIP FRIEND'S SPRING ROLLS.

OYSTERS WERE SUPPOSEDLY GOOD BUT I CAN'T EAT RAW OYSTERS YET, STILL GETTING OVER THE "OYSTERS ARE WHOLE ENTIRE ANIMALS" SKEEVE THING.

POTATOES WITH GOAT CHEESE: GOOD BUT NOT AT ALL WHAT I EXPECTED.

CHAMPAGNE: RING A DING DING.

THE END.

PS I LIKE TYPING ONLY IN CAPS WHEN I AM AT HOME COS FUCK IF I WANNA LEARN HOW TO USE THIS GAY KEYBOARD TOM BOUGHT ;_1

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

not actually drunk but now making a valiant effort with "47 LB Rooster" wine that I really bought to cook with but apparently also to beverage with.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

I thought perhaps that a wine with a rooster on the front of it was the perfect cooking wine for coq au vin to be totally honest about the choice of purchase.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 01:57 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE

i have a lead on a new job! fingers crossed..

"the republicans.. can go fuck themselves!"
dude, i wonder if rahm emanuel ever calls anyone a douchebag. hey alex, somebody should ask him. begala called howard dean an asshole.. but is "douchebag" off limits as an insult on the hill because everyone's too old? or is it because whoever said it would then look around the room & realize "oh shit.. we're ALL douchebags"

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 5 January 2007 06:14 (eighteen years ago)

TOMB07 - nice remix! Was all the low end done with Operator? I still haven't dug into it.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

Please to immediately set up "Hi! I'm a Douchebag" cafe press stickers for dc douchebag taggin' and trackin'

quincie (quincie), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

Q, per your request, Euro tour photos...

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/3572/douchebagzp9.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

Yay! I like what you've done with the flag.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

I just reworked a campaign button - seemed like the same basic message.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

MW, why should i listen to the drummer from Gay Husband

HUH?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

you have to read the Arrested Development thread

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

oops, nope. It wasn't from that thread. Damn, where did it come from?

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

who the hell are gay husband

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

It's an evolution of the infamous "drummer from Gay Dad" editorial/corresponding thread.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

gay husband aside, i share your indifference towards HD mark

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

it was mostly one experience where i was forced to listen to Husker Du against my will during a soundcheck and it was raining out and we were about to play a shitty show and we were fed this chinese food that was the worst chinese food i have ever eaten and diane came on and i almost ended it all right there

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

I feel like shit dudes.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

Oh my mom sent me this e-mail this morning:

Fumi asked : Mrs. Lydia, how do you tip a stripper?

(Fumi=my sister's barely english speakin' bf)

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

like shit w/teh sick or sad or both?

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

all of the things.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

also i admire fumi's commitment to acquiring practical knowledge about other cultures. kudos.

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

that is lame, i'm sorry. sick and sad do tend to feed each other in the worst possible way.

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

i had a bummer week too, but im gonna force my parents to take me out to a nice dinner tomorrow night for my birthday, so im at least partially covered...

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

is your birthday every day?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, I can't believe you're trying to pull a fast one on your parents of all people.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, they will know it is not your birthday, dude.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

nah nah this is just a convenient time for them to come down and bring my new table and lamps, cause i dont think theyre coming to the lynch talk or either night of drinkin/hangin (BAMAS)

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

WTF they're bringing your table and lamps too? Son, you have a car!!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

So they're bringing you a new table and lamps AND you're making them take you to dinner? Damn, you're playing that like a college student.

(xpost)

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Then I said "I don't have much experience there. I suppose you just take dollar bills with you and stuff them in her panties, but I'm not sure."
His reply "I will ask Mr. Brian" :D

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY AND THE FURNITURE WAS FOR CHRISTMAS

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

I hope I am not Mr. Brian.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

You could be, do you know the answer?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

i mean doesnt brian know protocol for tipping EVERYONE

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. Pete OTM

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

Place bills on the edge of the stage in front of your seat. I do not suggest stuffing the panties.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

Hangman always gets $20 per count of conviction.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

I just book David Lynch tix for MW and me! Go here quick and get yours:

http://www.afi.com/silver/new/nowplaying/2006/v3i6/inlandempire.aspx

quincie (quincie), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

xp - also acceptable, based on friend's bachelor party: bills placed in garter. significantly less crass than panties. also, depending on establishment, panties may not be available option.

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

UH I can't?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait now I can, what a gay thing they do.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

jeez guys I was all put out for a few minutes!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

q thank you so much for the heads-up

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

I think stripper tipping etiquette question should be asked to David Lynch.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah the AFI ordering systems is fuxxored and requires persistance.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Well it links you to the showings that AREN'T for sale yet first! Then you have to find the WITH D. LYNCH showing! Why doesn't it link you to the right one to begin with? Anyway, my tickets are purchased and we should definitely ask D. Lynch about the strippers, he is a dude that would know, I think.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh man im so excited

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

we should go to dinner at a place in silver spring. like panera bread.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

thanks KLG, you are like a mega sweetheart for the tickets!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

YESSSS To paneras, OTM

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

we could get burmese, ethiopian, vietnamese, whatever-youd-call-"taste of jerusalem"-i-dont-feel-like-israeli-is-accurate, etc etc

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

i am so hungry RIGHT NOW

xpost the taste of jerusalem is firebombs and tears, you heartless bastard

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

For reals that system is AWFUL! And thank this a.m.'s Post (brought to me, in bed, with coffee, by my better half) for telling me that tix unexpectedly went on sale today.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

but we are NOT getting panera bread, although zack and i came close to living a short 15-minute walk from there

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

xpost the taste of jerusalem is firebombs and tears, you heartless bastard

ha ha ha ha ha

yeah, i was just kidding about panera

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

nuff birthday respek to 69, but I will not be attending the AFI as I pretty much hate David Lynch. Drinking is one of my favorite things, though.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

sweet, tickets = bought.

also pete i wouldn't imagine you'd wanna do bday dinner there but i gotta get yr ass to cubano's sometime, you would really like it.

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

pete i am going to buy you so many beers on your birthdayz!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

if it was called pantera bread i would love it a lot more

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

EAT THIS BREAD! SATAN LIVES! FUCK A DOG! EAT THIS BREAD!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

id be into that - ive really been enjoying the food court cuban lately!

XPOST MY FRIEND WHO USED TO WORK THERE ALWAYS CALLED IT THAT

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

"food court cuban"?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

International Square food court cuban! Nothing superlative, but sometimes that ropa vieja hits the spot.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

food court cuban is fucking awesome, in intenational square by farr. west. i had their cuban sandwich the other day. ps/bm have you tried their ropa vieja or their pocadillo?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

wtf is international square!!!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://offices.regus.com/locations/US/DC/Washington/DistrictofColumbiaWashingtonDCInternationalSquareCenter.htm

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

It's probably Vlastimil Koubek & Associates best building.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Not that I'm arguing that it's a great building.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

man

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

anyway the fried fish they have there always hits the spot

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

At the cuban place? Haven't tried that.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

es muy muy bueno

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

so hungry

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

brian, I am pretty sure I hate david lynch too. hated everything of his Ive seen so far. that's why i hesitate - on one hand at least it's interesting if it provokes that kind of reaction on other hand do I really want to pay $15 to verify that, yes, he is an anal retentive creep who basically hates women

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:07 (eighteen years ago)

pantera bread! OMG

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

aw hell i'm pretty sure if dudes just get drinks or dinner pete's not gonna hold it against you

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

guys not only was i hungover as fuck but my computer wouldn't start this morning! or it would, but then it would freeze with the little hourglass cursor chillin' for a while. it was totes fun!

anyway mw, read this thread:
Why do people who hate music write about music?

a_p (a_p), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

how to heckle david lynch..
must buy one (1) feminist majority t-shirt and then stand up & yell something really obnoxious.. just to give liberals a bad name.. plus, isn't he a republican? or at least one of those "i got mine, fuck you" libertarians

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

boss, five seconds ago: "hope you're ready to edit - the outlook issue is 58 pages!"

me: "UH"

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ liberals needing help w/ giving selves bad name

a_p (a_p), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

Yay, I got my ticket, for 7:20, right? It took so long, I thought it might be sold out already, but finally it let me through. Perhaps we should go to that wonderful Malaysian restaurant everyone is always telling me about? Me like Cuban food too; you'll have to show me the ropes, MW, when I start my GW intership *next week*. By the way, I have read 1/2 of At Swim, Two Birds. I like all of it except for the weird fairy tale-ish part.

Mary (Mary), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

I like all of it except for the weird fairy tale-ish part.

I think I know what you're talking about, the "Pan" stuff? I hated that part and skimmed it. Try The Third Policeman next. And will do Cuban anytime, awesome.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

Is the Sierra Leonean place down the street from the Malaysian place still open as a restaurant? Last time I was there it was just dudes drinkin' beers, and the staff all eye-fucked us for ordering food.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

aww thisll be a really fun birthday! maybe i can get david lynch to sing me happy bday.

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

CONISDER IT DONE

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 17:59 (eighteen years ago)

especially if by "david lynch to sing me happy bday" you meant "mw will freak dance the parking mtr to the tune of frankly mr shankly"

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

haha fuck, i just saw a mouse, day after telling building manager that i wouldn't need exterminator because roaches are all gone

a_p (a_p), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

hey KLG check it out

http://travel.nytimes.com/2007/01/05/travel/escapes/05atomic.html?ref=escapes

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

stopping in from editing hell to say that yes, sierra leonean place (roger miller restaurant) is still open, and last time i went they hated me too for ordering food. world cup was kickin then (hi-yo!) so i can understand but jeez. took about seven hours to get stuff, still good.

and by malaysian, mary, do you mean mandalay, which is burmese, or a different place? i don't know any malaysian restaurants in s. spring, but would be way into eating at one.

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

i think i want either mandalay or cubano's or addis ababa (which sorta brought me back around on ethopian food - also NB maybe langano is better, but addis ababa is a better environment, aight?)

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

agh i cant stop listening to elliott smith agh

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.northernsun.com/images/thumb/5656IdTurnBack.jpg

a_p (a_p), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

The percolator helped TBOT, maybe it will work for you, too?

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

IM NO T SURPRISED AND REALLY WHY SHOULS I BEEEEE
SEEE NOTHING WRONG
SEEE NOTHING WRONG
SO SICK AND TIRED OF ALL THEEEEEESE PICTURES OF ME
COMPLETELY WRONNNNG
TOOOOOTALLY WRONG

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

YOUD LIKE TO SEE ME DOWN ON
MY FUCKIN KNEES

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

HIIIIIIIIIGH ON AMPHEEEEETAMINES
THE MOON IS A LIIIIIIIIGHT BULLLLLLLLLB
BREAAAAA-KING

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

st. ides heaven forevs

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

but yeah all of those dinner options sound great - the langano/addis ababa cleft is a difficult one to navigate, because addis has a more "festive" atmosphere especially w/the roofdeck and the actual dishes are better, but langano's nice 'n low-key and the injera is the best ever, and seeing as how it is a major component of every bite you put in your mouth that's a legit complicating factor. addis is totally better for a b-day celebration tho.

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

hey, dinner sounds good. i would love to get some sierra leone food

i can't buy tix for david lynch, i mean, i could because they're available, but.. man. that's like 4 hours of my life, i just can't

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

i think i dont wanna mess with anything but a small group at rog millz (SIERRA LEONE), so lets do that next time*. ill make a decision among addis ab, mandalay, and cubanos, and ill let everyone know on monday

* or whatever, go to roger miller! but if you wanna help celibate my birthday, do not.

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

wtfever, food hitler!!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

JUST PLANING 4 SUXCESS

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that X is a few twisty arms away from a swastika, dude

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

food hitler's second in command would totally be hermann goerging, btw

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

Görging, rather. in any case, i apologize.

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

WHO MAKES THE NAZIS

Mark E. Smith (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

PLEASE YOU ALL MEAN "SANSKRIT WELL-BEING SYMBOL." SWASTIKA SOUNDS TOO JEWY

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

I think I know what you're talking about, the "Pan" stuff? I hated that part and skimmed it. Try The Third Policeman next.

Oh good, I pictured you painstakingly reading that part, and drawing out all of the nuances, and I felt guility:0

Sorry, Z., I meant Burmese of Malaysian or whatever--I am getting so many things wrong on this board lately; maybe soon no one will even want to hear from me:)

Party atmosphere Ethiopian sounds wonderful as well--perhaps by this time I will have learned to apply mascara, but don't count on it.

Are girls down for doing anything girly this Sun.?

Mary (Mary), Friday, 5 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

maybe soon no one will even want to hear from me

not a chance!

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot do anything on Sunday that doesn't involve a television set.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

can you help me break a television set over alex's fool head?

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Only after the games are done.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

Football is still going on? Boo!

Mary (Mary), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

My game is Saturday, so Sunday works for me!

quincie (quincie), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

Awesome; I'll e-mail you.

Mary (Mary), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

I HAS A NEW LOG IN NAME, THX MW :D

Allyzay Clown "O" Face (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

actually, walking home last night from the Metro we passed a McDonald's which has a picture of Ronald making an O with his mouth in the window and I said to KLG: "That clowns' mouth is ready for cock."

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

Well that's obviously way weirder than what I said, why were you complaining.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

i was just being funny over on the other thread! please, say Clown O Face all you like!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

i just got some pocky, who wants to get a drink after work?

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

YES OH MY GOD PLEASE

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

wtf does pocky have to do with it? I will politely decline this time around.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

I dig beer.

Clown's Mouth Ready For Pocky (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

pete my gmail's fucked up so when you wanna go?

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

ummm mmm mmm maybe 5?

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

yeah my gmail has been unreliable all day!

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

ok mebbe i'll try and buy more killed by deaths at crkd beat in the interim

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

wait, go back to the breaking tv on my head thing

a_p (a_p), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

guys dumb question is crooked beat good?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

yeah totally - a little pricey (it's in adams morgan after all) but a good specialty shop. i like the dudes who work there, too, and like to support them if poss.

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

Where the accent boys drinkin at?

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

big hunt aight?

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

wait, go back to the breaking tv on my head thing

-- a_p (a|e...), January 5th, 2007. (a_p)

just thinking of something unexpected that me and ally could do that involved a TV - nothing personal blood diamonds

69 (plsmith), Friday, 5 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

Dudes I just want everyone to know that I am doing pretty well on the mediocrity-on-the-job front. Like I just called my boss and told here that I can't manage three manuscripts simultaneously, and I need her to find someone to take one off my hands. I mean, I could do it, but not without working like a dog and being really pissed for the next three months. My new attitude is like fuck that, if I wanted to work like that I'd be doing it for six figures.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

So basically I'm so proud of myself that I have managed to wise up and stop exceeding expectations.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

Except that I still have to come in tomorrow :(

quincie (quincie), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

you must be kidding

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Weekend in the office = death of fun. Taking work home = more drinking, less working.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

MW and SX I am meeting Pete and ZR for one (1) beer @ teh Big Cunt--do join!

Then home to cooky the pork chopz.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

1 Q beer = 10 mortal beers

Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 5 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

Bartending = death of desire to go to bars. I smelt of gin all day yesterday, and do not even want a beer today whilst watching the football.

Which, in terms of my study day, dovetails quite nicely.

B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Saturday, 6 January 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

Hi BLAM! Is your bar smoky or has LA gone smoke-free??? Funny, working in a bar never did anything but fan my urge to chain smoke. . .

Colts game/scrabblz/deep frying is going down chez KLG-MW beginning four-ish this afternoon--all are welcome.

quincie (quincie), Saturday, 6 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Note: I am totally deep-frying cheesecake, for realz.

quincie (quincie), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

!!!! q what kind of question is "has LA gone smoke-free"?????! California banned smoking back in like 1817 or something like that!

maybe will come by for game??

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

I am assuming that if scrabble is going down you are expecting the Petester to show because hell if I am playing scrabbles.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

wait. I just went outside and now do not think I can make it to your house in time. I believe I found the teleportal to Miami overnight somehow because I'm not buying it's 75 degrees in DC right now.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

It's all Al Gore's Fault.

Ed (dali), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

He did invent the internet, and I blame the internet for most things.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

Infernal football please conclude this weekend and return peace again to DC. Actually Colts plus Scrabble sounds totally fun--though what about Boggle? or whatever--but I have a date with my mom to see Twelfth Night (for free) at the Ken Cen.

Mary (Mary), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

Ahaha. Ally, I'm glad the internet found you. You're funny.

Laurel (Laurel), Saturday, 6 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

no can hang dudes - my parents are buying me a couple ponies, and then we're gonna eat caviar on a lear jet, because its a week before my birthday. plus after they leave i have to do work on this research paper scheduled to street on 1/17. ACK

69 (plsmith), Saturday, 6 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

seriously though - beautiful weather and awes band practice and anticipated delicious dinner have made my day very special

69 (plsmith), Saturday, 6 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

Does ACK stand for owt?

Ed (dali), Saturday, 6 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

this is one of the funniest football games i have ever--EVER--seen.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Saturday, 6 January 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, its the bar at the Pasadena McCormick and Schmick's. Kind of slow during the day, but not terrible whilst I try to tackle the bar exam. Again.

BTW - if you are in the mood for some REALLY fun cocktails, hit up the M&S outlets somewhere in DC. They've rolled out a series of "classic cocktails" and there are some seriously good ones. The Paris Sidecar - Courvosier, Cointreau, lemon and orange juices (fresh squeezed at M&S), simple syrup and a dash of Angostura bitters - is a personal fave.

Other than that, I am just working my way through the Federal Rules of Evidence.

Pete's two ponies and caviar on a Lear jet doesn't come close to my snorting diamond-laced coke off of supermodel's asses on a magic carpet while punching George W. in the dick with a cinder block. THAT was an AWESOME birthday.

B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:07 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry - supermodels'. There were more than one of them. But they each only had one ass apiece.

B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:11 (eighteen years ago)

one ass apiece? psh. B+ at best.

dudes, i just got a couple lamps and rugs and stuff for my apt, and shit yo this place is tiiiiiiiite. please come over and help me continue to warm it. here are some thoughts:

- megaman
- andrei rublev
- once upon a time in the west
- pot luck dinner
- DRINK PARTY
- recreationally use mj and listen to far-out shit
- S-C-R-A-B-B-L-E
- etc

69 (plsmith), Sunday, 7 January 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god i have never needed sleep so much as i do right now.

i am totally a deep fried cheesecake fan now, btw

ZR (teenagequiet), Sunday, 7 January 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)

lamp 1:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/145/348485968_b6cad1215f.jpg

lamp 2, with table in background:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/348485964_df9d960c63.jpg

69 (plsmith), Sunday, 7 January 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

i got a little concerned that lamp 2 was a little OVER THE TOP, but then my parents totally repped for it like the bros they are

69 (plsmith), Sunday, 7 January 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)

ive seen andrei rublev approx 8 times (srsly) but that's ok, will watch again

m&s??? is???

hey ally i are done drunk texting but that game RULED. i hugged some random ethiopian dude next to me @ bar when cowboys lost that fumble & seattle recovered in the end zone. all redskins fans cheering for cowboys to lose

dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 7 January 2007 05:40 (eighteen years ago)

I was too drunk for Coltscrabble and cannot believe I missed deep fried cheesecake. It could be the best brunch food ever. Probably also good with salsa.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Sunday, 7 January 2007 06:52 (eighteen years ago)

M&S = McCormick & Schmick's

Pete, the place looks great. I'd recognize that orange couch anywhere.

B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Sunday, 7 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

I wish I could apply whatever digital grain feature pete's camera has to stereo AIFF. I guess bad bitrate mp3s is the closest the world has. Those pictures should be blown up and printed out and put in the philips collection

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 7 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Reading my post from last night makes me wonder what mookieproof is up to these days.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Sunday, 7 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://preview.cwilcox7.photosite.com/~photos/tn/7546910_1024.ts1168144498000.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

also MW and KG: GAMES ARE ON RIGHT NOW, NOT AT 4:30 YOU BIG LYING MCLIARS!!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

also all y'all on this thread were real drunk last nite I see.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

and no, these posts can NOT be all contained into one post.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

DUDES I JUST PRE-ORDERED TWIN PEAKS SEASON 2 ON DIGITAL VERSATILE DISC

69 (plsmith), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT THAT RULES!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

oh guys I'm not feeling that great but if anyone reading wants to watch the late game together buzz me. otherwise I'm just gonna stay home cos i seem to have caught a mild cold :(

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Sunday, 7 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

aww sorrz dude

69 (plsmith), Sunday, 7 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thestar.com/images/assets/174416_3.JPG

LOL FOOTBALL

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 8 January 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

That game was like "Oh here are two teams I hate, what fun it will be." I don't understand why Brady was so bitchy in the press conference--they won by like 178,347 points!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:02 (eighteen years ago)

I have one of these and I have decided he will now be the Giants mascot because I am jealous of KG's Bluey:
http://sidesalad.net/archives/SpongmonkeyMoon.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:03 (eighteen years ago)

shit, i missed tom brady being bitchy??!!! where will i find a replay of that

also, totally irrelevant but was sorta reading ilm because i've been looking for new music. ethan kind of rules. sure he drives me up the wall on political threads but.. seems a much needed presence on ilm to say the least

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:27 (eighteen years ago)

probably difficult to find much of a replay of it unless you have NFLN because NFL has been crackin' down on their shit being on you tube, unfortunately :( Otherwise I'd link it, it was hilarious! He was really STILL being pissy about the Jets beating them earlier in the year--it's like, DUDE, you WON, they are going HOME, be gracious!

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

tom brady is so cute when he gets mad

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 8 January 2007 02:45 (eighteen years ago)

whoa what up with the train derailment today?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)

arrrgh tell me a-fucking-bout it

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 04:12 (eighteen years ago)

i ride the metro once a goddam month, this was clearly personal

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 04:13 (eighteen years ago)

haha oh so you're responsible for it.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)

"It's a really good feeling to go up against a team that, uh, um, outplayed you, at home, earlier, and beat them by 21 points." subtext: those motherfucking cocksuckers!!! NYAAA

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 05:03 (eighteen years ago)

it wasn't even subtext; he was totally sneering as he said it!

(hi DC!)

horseshoe (horseshoe), Monday, 8 January 2007 05:06 (eighteen years ago)

69--Lamp #2 rules

THIS IS OUR MONDAY

MANIC MONDAY
Six o'clock already I was just in the middle of a dream
I was kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream
But I can't be late 'cause then I guess I just won't get paid
These are the days when you wish your bed was already made.

It's just another manic Monday (oh-woe)
I wish it was Sunday (oh-woe)
'Cause that's my funday (oh-woe)
My I don't have to runday (woe)
It's just another manic Monday (oh-woe)
I wish it was Sunday (oh-woe)
'Cause that's my funday (oh)
It's just another manic Monday.

Have to catch an early train, got to be to work by nine
And if I had an aeroplane, I still couldn't make it on time
'Cause it takes me so long just to figure out what I'm gonna wear
Blame it on the train but the boss is already there.

It's just another manic Monday (oh-woe)
I wish it was Sunday (oh-woe)
'Cause that's my funday (oh-woe)
My I don't have to runday (oh)
It's just another manic Monday.

All of my nights why did my lover have to pick last night to get down (last night, last night)
Doesn't it matter that I have to feed the both of us, employment's down
He tells me in his bedroom voice: "C'mon honey, let's go make some noise" (ba ba ba baaaa)
Time, it goes so fast (when you're having fun).

It's just another manic Monday (oh-woe)
I wish it was Sunday (oh-woe)
'Cause that's my funday (oh-woe)
My I don't have to runday (woe)
It's just another manic Monday (oh-woe)
I wish it was Sunday (oh-woe)
'Cause that's my funday (oh)
It's just another manic Monday.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

prince song!

69 (plsmith), Monday, 8 January 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

totally!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

Was Prince kissing Valentino in the original?

Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 8 January 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

matt
to me

show details
9:30 am (35 minutes ago)
who are you to tell people to stop yiffing?

==
This email was sent by matt (dickfurys@yahoo.ca), a user of ilXor.com.
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/index.php


wtf??

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

haw haws!!

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

dickfurys

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

BLOODY CANADIANS AND THEIR YIFFING ALL OVER THE PLACE

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, ALLYZAY?

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

canadians will only stop yiffing if queen elizabeth explicitly forbids it

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

What if he is QC?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dbcp.noaa.gov/dbcp/qc_guide.gif
^^^he'll have to follow these simple guidelines

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

I think that was the play Romo audibled when the Cowboys-Seahawks game ended, actually.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

Dallas Databuoys

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

i think i have a pinched nerve. goddamn it, my body has been on a steady downward spiral since the great trvs injury of '06.

ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

ZR, get over it. It's 2007! You best be in top condition for Thursday's show.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

a pinched nerve? where between my apt and yr apt did you get a pinched nerve?

69 (plsmith), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i think i just slept on it weird actually

ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

while driving home, obvs

ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 8 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/156/350510319_d90d150c89.jpg?v=0

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

If I did not have to be on 14th St during lunchtime, a bowl of the curry laksa at Nooshi would be really really perfect today.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

yeah how is that place? i often contemplate eating there but whenever i'm in the immediate environs greek deli is a known, delicious quantity so i always go for that instead.

ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Rocker Dave Matthews has signed to appear in an episode of Fox's "House."

In the episode, set to air in March, Matthews will play a savant who was hit by a bus when he was 10. The accident affected his mental development but suddenly gave him the ability to play the piano flawlessly despite never having taken a lesson.

Dr. House (Hugh Laurie) is brought in after the virtuoso begins suffering seizures and the character's father (Kurtwood Smith) must decide whether to cure the impairment -- and lose his son's musical gift.

"play" a savant

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

ZR, Nooshi is pretty much solid gold as long as you stick with the noodles and away from the sushi. Lunch is always really busy but the prices are good and the noodle soups are immense. Used to be called Oddles Noodles before the remodel, the same people also own Spices in Cleveland Park.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

my back is killing me, dudes

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

guys, it's Blelvis' birthday today. He told me so himself as he tried to distract me from entering the Columbia Heights metro station in order to not ride the derailed green line.

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

whoa i forgot nooshi was oodles noodles! same one as up in bethesda, right?

69 (plsmith), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

No, this one is downtown.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

same chain duh

69 (plsmith), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

dude how was teh fenty ball? a friend of mine went & said that tons of people were waiting in line for over an hour getting all pissed off when there was an open entrance on l st where you could walk right in (& some homeless people did, apparently)

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 8 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

Marion Barry danced = Fenty's ball was awesome

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.readexpress.com/read_freeride/photos/2007-01-08-barry_dance.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNbe0YWXUuc&eurl=

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6882/fmhal6.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

OMG look at this guy, professional darts player
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42427000/jpg/_42427095_fordham203.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

Sports Illustrated athlete of the year 2007, no doubt.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS WHAT THE HOLY FUCK
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/218445799.html

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

Beer Aficionado athlete of the century!

Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

BLOCKED FOR SOME REASON :(

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

Except for the fact that it's about DC, that's kind of sweet.

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

OH SHI-

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/bal/245928871.html

am0n (am0n), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

holy dang, am0n posts.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

xp - aw, that makes me think of the mckeldin masturbator

ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

oy the other person writing this paper with me is only creating problems! how do i shot usurping more-experienced, but less-skilled writer on the job for the benefit of the research?

69 (plsmith), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hire Esteban Buttez to pretend to be them

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Can you divide the workload into secret categories of thinking work vs. busy work?

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

NOOOOOOOO because i am the low-man. i mean, i havent had much writing experience here, so i dont actually think theres any reason for them to trust me with it. BUT I KNOWOWOWOW I CAN DO BETTER

69 (plsmith), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

guys:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00006JSUB

marked down to $15. it is the secret to A LOT of things.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

Pete if that is really how u feel then you should have somebody to talk to about it, like, a boss

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

TOMBOT is that skillet your secret to being a Dreamy Man of Fine Burgers?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

xp - whoa i need a skillet!

yeah youre right, dude. its just a little more aggressive than i normally like to be, and particularly focused at one person (whom i like very much, but thats not a really relevant concern), who works really hard, but is just not as sharp as i want. i think my approach at this point will just be to do all my stuff as best i can, offer as much feedback on my coworker's stuff as theyll take, and start doing more writing for work over the next few months.

69 (plsmith), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

no.
omelettes, though, I think probably it is.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

Darts, the only pro sport I can think of that allows the contestants as much beer I can like.

I am watching the eagles in session on BBC 4 (archive footage) and I am enjoying it, what have I become?

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

that skillet demands a bit more loving care than a teflon one but the results are always better by miles plus it will stop a whole clip of bullets. you should get some protective handgear though cause that shit heats and stays heated.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

xpost. Cool TOMBOT. Our grill pan has seen better days.

Ed are there any darts blogs that I need to add to my daily reading?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

I know nothing of darts, there are some darts threads in the archives do a search on Phil 'The Power' Taylor. If you can spoof your IP or other trickery you can watch live coverage of the world championship on the BBC. It's pretty amusing stuff. (I lived with a guy in Uni who was all about Darts, Snooker and Crown Green Bowling, so I watched a fair bit of it then)

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

This makes me ROFL

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/other_sports/darts/6196506.stm

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Remember that the skillet is effective for both defense and offense. And cornbread.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Pete there's always the "Hey I had too much caffeine last night and stayed up and wrote the whole thing!" gambit. But you'll lose bro points w/colleague.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'm only going to link this, not post it but this chap in the middles is a former champion and now the main darts commentator on the BBC. He's looking a bit under dressed there.

He normally has more Gold:

http://www.winmau.com/images/bobby_george/bobby_george.gif

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

That's Tony Danza

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

ed those pics are awesome

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

You should hear his voice, he has the voice of a dedicated cockney 60 a day smoker.

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

OH MY GOD HELLO DAY WTF ARE YOU TAKING SO LONG FOR

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

ALLY OTM

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

I need two (2) drinks.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

I need zero (0) drinks, curse you , tracer hand, how can I still be hung over?

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

im drinking sparks at trivia tonight

69 (plsmith), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42404000/jpg/_42404211_taylor.jpg

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

the most successful darts player ever, that is.

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

which one: orange shirt?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

orange shirt, but he lost to the guy behind him. That is Phil 'The Power' Taylor.

In his prime

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Guy in the back is PDO World Champion, Ray van Barneveld.

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-18-1168291852.jpg
^^^^ lmao

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

that's not darts. we're talking darts.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

i am drinking drink two (2) right now. it only helps a little.

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

there's got to be a retired linebacker who could do well in darts.

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

could he do so well at darts in his retirement that he makes a red disposable plastic cup appear on my desk, brimming with Old Milwaukee? because that is how crap this job is. pthbpft, this industry is TOAST.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

that's not darts. we're talking darts.

-- VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (whateve...), January 8th, 2007. (Mr.Que)

BRODARTING, ISNT THAT RIGHT, YOU LIBRARIAN DICK?

69 (plsmith), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

tom i think you misunderstand the rules of darts and/or physics

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

I don't care if you are talking about darts, did no one else see that ridiculous tackle last night? WTF was he doing!!! And I'm sure there are many retired football players who do well in darts. But they all seem to prefer nonsense like golf instead.

xpost uh

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

[/I KID MW]

69 (plsmith), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://freeshare.us/127fs271079.jpg

i'm stealing all of these from ade but he doesn't read the dc thread so he can lick my left armpit.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

I uh, missed that tackle, sorry. I'm moving to England, to follow a real sport: DARTS!

PS: NO SWEAT PS YOU SCRABBLZ SAVANT

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

question: which local band's sound is described as "early Pavement revivalism" by DCist?

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

yes yes yes, this thread needs more darts.

ANSWER: HA AHA AHAHAHAHAA HOW DO I SHOT MALKMUS

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

I think you meant to say you were moving to Scotland to go live with all of the other losers.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

I should not complain, I can leave right now, and also I managed to get magical nonsense credit for my incomplete thesis this afternoon (still have to take one other elective class, on Monday nights, about Homoland Securatarial Extreme Elimination Challenge or something) plus I had double jalapeno cheddar meltburger from Wendy's for lunch.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

WTF your life rules.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think you meant to say you were moving to Scotland to go live with all of the other losers

WHATEVS, YOU CAN COME VISIT DUDE

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Dude hell if I am going to Scotland.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

how drunk do you have to be to watch professional darts in person

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

Not very, the only requirement appears to be that you must look extremely dodgy.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

"dodgy" ROFFLES

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

You know, in case you have to dodge a dart

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

IN DART-THROWING ENGLAND, DARTS DODGE YOU

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ dcist: this is the douchiest late-pass deserving weekly music agenda i've ever read.

ZR (teenagequiet), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

fuck, i forgot about haggis.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://adorocinema.cidadeinternet.com.br/filmes/crash-no-limite/crash-no-limite-poster05.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://graphics.stanford.edu/~bjohanso/england/glasgow/haggis.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

haha throw that in the delonghi sometime.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lovefilm.com//images/products/3/21853-large.jpg

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://freeshare.us/127fs278568.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, name your children Elspeth and Angus.

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

I don't have any chidren, Ed.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Get some, name them Elspeth and Angus, pick some up on the subway on the way home, I'm sure no one will mind.

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Ally doesn't need help with names, her cats have the best names ever

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

yeah speaking of kidnapping on the subway seriously I forgot how Mos Eisley Cantina the fucking Metro gets when you have to ride it in the middle of the day

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Hmmmm. I will need to get three because I was already planning on naming my next kidnapping victim "Brian Dawkins Flying Squirrel Moves" Millar. But let me see what I can do, there's usually at least two in strollers at MetroCenter.

xpost wtf does that mean, it sounds awesome.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Roflsburger vs Elspeth

Serious quesion. Should I do this grad programme?

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

Or this one.

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

On the way back from campus I had two middle aged white people start yelling at black teenagers to cut it out whatever they were doing. they were just running back and forth and shouting. I was like "wtf get one nyc subway ride old people."

xpost to Ally. Also, there were people that were dressed completely insane, like, not just dressed bad like usual Metro but like what costume is that you have on. hard to describe.

Ed:

Yes but maybe not the basic transport engineering concentration. that is a master's degree in driving a train. you want the advanced one, right? fuck "land use"

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

ed: only if you then start threads every time a new york media outlet mentions newark and insist you like it there and no, you don't even want to live in new york, you're not even being defensive, whatever

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

Planningand management, rather than engineering, would be the focus. In europe there is scad-loads of work in that field.

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost to MW)

http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/7152/malkmusuo7.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

The course in Newark looks a little better, or at least has better electives, the Brooklyn Poly one is in Brooklyn but it feels a little too road focussed, much less inter-modal and mass transit stuff.

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

malkmus & bobby scrabbling it up

http://www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/cont_grf/pavementscrabble.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

Ed: I have no opinion on the program. NJ isn't very exciting, though you'll be close to NYC and you could easily come visit us whenever you like if you were in NJ, so I'm semi-for-it.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

The schools is 15 minutes from Penn station NY on the NJT and you could be in Brooklyn in 40 minutes. Anywhere on the A,C,E,1,2,3, particularly the A is good.

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think my hurting joke went over very well ;_;

a_p (a_p), Monday, 8 January 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

ally -- LMAO @ photo of eagle player (who?) swan dive!!! hooray! the announcers were all "What did he do that for?"

IST RAD

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 8 January 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.planetdarts.tv/javaImages/a8/23/0,,10180~2892712,00.jpg

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

DUDE, SPARKS

dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 8 January 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.planetdarts.tv/javaImages/a1/23/0,,10180~2892705,00.jpg

Ed (dali), Monday, 8 January 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

dar1a: it is Dawkins! It's insane, I mean Burress was running out of bounds when that happened. Most hilarious play ever??? Aikman was truly "WTF" about the whole thing. Understandibly, yet not quite.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:01 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, is that program in Trenton? Do you want to work after in America? If not, I would suggest a Euro program. Or, ask Jody Beth. I think I've sort of been to both those campuses. The NJ one, is sort of, blah, while the Brooklyn Tech (is that the one in Fort Greene/Brooklyn Heights?) is sort of meh. I don't really know anything about the quality of these specific grad programs, but for undergrad they are sort of (I think) commuter schools, which is to say, I'm not sure it would be a great fit for you. Any other options?

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:16 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I see it's in Newark. Newark is not so bad, but the campus is kind of sterile.

How about this one?

http://professionalstudies.umd.edu/transportation/

Is this helpful?

http://www.gradschools.com/programs/urban_planning.html

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 02:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/161/351307995_c19acdf1d6_m.jpg DR BEN LOVES THE STORY OF DUANE THOMAS AND THE 1971 COWBOYS

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 05:31 (eighteen years ago)

It's true, he was watching it.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 05:41 (eighteen years ago)

HACIENDA
hacienda haciendas \ n pl. -S an estate

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

Transport planning is one of those disciplines that only happens in second and third tier universities, worldwide, it seems. It doesn't even have the glamour of Urban planning, but that is the nature of the subject. I'm checking out programmes in the UK, Italy and other European countries, but as I've said before, I'd like to live in the US and this would seem like a good way and time to do it.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 07:37 (eighteen years ago)

Also there seems to be a revolving door between the MTA and TFL at the moment, mass transit systems be the same the world over.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 10:12 (eighteen years ago)

all underground trains are very much alike I suspect. being trains, underground.
btw yall there is a particular range of metro cars you should be avoiding now. The first digit in the four digit number near the front and back ends of each car I think is how you can tell them apart.

Ed before you decide on this as a career path I strongly suggest you watch KONTROLL.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

We have a really cute cat.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

come on, y'all ain't so bad yourselves

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:38 (eighteen years ago)

Can one of you cat's get 'The Power' inserted into their name?

Career path wise, transport planning is something I've been mulling over for a while. There are more jobs than people wanting to do them in that field on Big Rainy Island and the content of your course doesn't seem to matter to the employers as long as you have gained an understanding, or at least this is what friends in the field have suggested. There's a lot of interesting work all over europe at the very least.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

that is some spectacularly bad typing going on there.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

HACIENDA
hacienda haciendas \ n pl. -S an estate

-- ZR (teenagequie...), January 9th, 2007. (teenagequiet)

yeah for zack's first bingo in a bar scrabble game against two pretty girls!

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

if only that were a euphemism

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

CONGRATS ZR ON THE BINGO, BRO!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

monday night bingodowns are few and far between

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FQ5EU0.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V64064071_.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

I know it's only because I was in Alabama during the 1990s instead of, y'know, fucking Britain, but the tracklisting on that is actually quite boss

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

also the train of thought here is hacienda -> mancunians -> bez -> heretofore unknown-to-me 2disc set of amazing, amazing crap

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

No no no no.

Jerome Green (Bo Diddley's maraca player) vs. Bez.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

how much pills do you suppose jerome green carries on him at any given time?

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

tracklisting? i have a lotta residual embarrassing affection for the baggy jamz.

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

He is considered to be an icon by many. He is reputed to have a high tolerance for hallucinogenic drugs. When asked by a music journalist why he took so many drugs he replied simply, "because it's my job".

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Disc: 1
1. Step On - Happy Mondays
2. Only One I Know - Charlatans (1)
3. Come Home - James
4. Blue Monday - New Order (1)
5. Sally Cinnamon - Stone Roses
6. Groovy Train - Farm (1)
7. Move Any Mountain - Shamen (1)
8. Pacific State - 808 State
9. NRG - Adamski
10. Hello - Beloved (1)
11. Get The Message - Electronic
12. She's A Rainbow - World Of Twist
13. Perfume (Loved Up) - Paris Angels
14. Shack Up - A Certain Ratio
15. Shall We Take A Trip - Northside (1)
16. Only Rhyme That Bites - MC Tunes & 808 State
17. Abandon - That Petrol Emotion
18. Shine On - House Of Love
19. There She Goes - La's
20. Panic - Smiths
Disc: 2
1. She Bangs The Drums - Stone Roses
2. Loaded - Primal Scream
3. Kinky Afro - Happy Mondays
4. This Is How It Feels - Inspiral Carpets
5. How Soon Is Now - Smiths
6. Can You Dig It - Mock Turtles
7. Stepping Stone - Farm (1)
8. Fine Time - New Order (2)
9. Hardcore Uproar - Together (3)
10. Chime - Orbital
11. Papua New Guinea - Future Sound Of London
12. What Can You Do For Me - Utah Saints
13. Strawberry Fields Forever - Candy Flip
14. Never Enough - Cure
15. Only Love Can Break Your Heart - St. Etienne
16. Voodoo Ray - Guy Called Gerald
17. Sun Rising - Beloved (1)
18. One Dream - Bez & Monica Ward

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

god there's a wiki on bez but not jerome green. :(

xpost: WHAT? No charlatans UK, Ned's Atomic, Trash Can Sinatras, Kitchens of Distinction? NO WONDER STUFF NO CREDIBILITY

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

I think the only thing Ally and I don't already have from that list are the Farm songs anyway, and I used to have that album on cassette.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000EF7WGG.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_V51400251_.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that's on my wishlist already.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

ATTN: GMAIL

SUBJECT: LOAD PLEASE

MESSAGE: DO IT, FUCKER

THANKS,
ZR

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

ooh the martin hannett compilation looks pretty interesting as well.

let's all be amazon friends and share wishlists today.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/DW0X7830CK7W/ref=wl_web/

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i almost bought that martin hannett thing at the goin outta business tower sale, but decided i would hold off b/c they still had seventy copies and there was plenty of time left for prices to go down, down, down! see also: booniay!, an afro-funk comp that i wanted to get cuz its brother the danque is real rad. never went back though ;_;

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

maybe today i will make an amazon wishlist, in addition to applying for jobbbs

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

OH WAIT I CAN'T APPLY TO SHIT B/C NO GMAIL

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/154WSGFDQYOS/102-0570810-9192949

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/ref=yourlists_pop_1/002-6109261-9284013

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

that links to my wishlist (you need to use the tell people about this wishlist link on the lefthand side)

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

god i can't believe i wasn't cool enough to be into chrome back when they had that thing floating around the depot

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

I was like "woah Pete your tastes are bizzarely similar to my own"

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha whoops sorrrrry!

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

i gotta add to mine, also!

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

pete you fucked up. click on the button that looks like this
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/gifts/registries/wishlist/v4/btn_share-a._V37901558_.gif

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/NBFRCGFSYHSA/

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

ZUMA!!!!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

DOOZ LOOK AT THE FRONT OF THIS BOOK WTF
http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/0743272986.01._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-dp-500-arrow,TopRight,45,-64_OU01_AA240_SH20_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

goddamnit pete

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3VUUQIYPV4EN9/103-2680846-3294218

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

holy fuck i guess i need to add some Bergman to my movie list those sound great!

xpost: yeah I didn't pick the book b/c of the cover. still: BOOBIES. Awful cover.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

BRAIN MILLER DOESNT KNOW HOW TO READ: DC7

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

haha more like BRIAN MILLER FINALLY HAS AUDIO-VISUAL EQUIPMENT IN HIS HOUSE BESIDES THE TURNTABLES, amirite

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

U R RITE LOL

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

MW, I already have like DOZENS of books.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Do you have the Nicole Richie book? Can I borrow it?

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

seriously though the shining is a crappy movie

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but the production design and cinematography are grate.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

just kidding of course. i'm the one with the booby books

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

plus: Shelley Duvall
minus: Jack Nicholson, the kid, that horrifying scene where the naked lady turns into the Swamp Thing

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Allyzay, I don't have the Nichole Richie book, but if you want Mechanical and Electrical Equipment for Buildings 8th Edition just let me know.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

OK that seems pretty good too.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

but i like naked lady swamp thing scene! crepey!

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

pervert

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.capitolentertainmentgroup.com/hbpics.html

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

wtf is the capitol entertainment group

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

fat kids extreme

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, Clones with big chins, are they all jay leno's love children?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

Reeves Barbour, Jackye Gray, CEG’s Sidney Allen, and Kristin Cecchettini

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

seriously, the all look EXACTLY the same

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

cept for john herzog, i like the cut of his jib

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, I guess I'm just confused, do you want to be a transport engineer or a planner--a civil engineer or a policy person? Or do these overlap? I'm all for you living in America, I just sort of have the idea that you could better learn about transport planning in a place that actually has some sense of how to do it-- and successes-- Will your future employers not mind that you have a degree from America? Definitely nothing wrong with non first tier universities--but when they are in sort of meh places that's when I think it gets a bit dodgy. Just knowing the sort of cultured N1 person you are . . . In terms of living conditions, then I would suggest Brooklyn Tech--the campus is a bit ghastly but you are at the confluence of a number of subway lines and about a 10 minute walk from BAM and Fort Greene and could live nearby in Brooklyn or anywhere you wanted and commute easily. Newark has its own particular charms as well. And I would really suggest, if you are in the NYC area to do some sort of work study with the MTA or or government or similar. Depending on how often you have to be on campus for your classes, you could also live in Jersey City or Manhattan and commute to school. Will your socialist government be funding this adventure?

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

Elizabeth Smart, Rob Schimmel, Lindsay Elting, Preston Kimbrel, Christy Evans and Scott Walker; Ward Robinson kneeling

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

least google-proofed thread evah!

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Margo Tennison:

You look like a really crap, even crazier version of Rachael McAdams, who kind of looks like a really crap, crazy version of herself to begin with.

Thanks for your assistance,
Ally

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Jessica Clement:

Are you that bitch who is always hanging all over Chip Brady in the Capitool Club pictures? I've been curious about you for some time, good to see you out and about with some different douches, it's good to have variety in your life.

Yours truly,
Ally

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Clearly we need to start hiring a professional photog for our ilxdc gatherings.

quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

i know at least two who'd be happy to

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Also: wtf with dude in white tails?

quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Jackye Gray looks 753 years old

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Trey Lefler:

Who the hell do you think you are? I assure you, it's not Tucker Carlson, so stop pretending. Oh, maybe that's just your face. I apologize for the misunderstanding. Still, the hair?

Sincerely yours,
Ally

xpost we also need to start dressing better, obviously.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Those ppl do not look nearly as drunk as the capitools and/or LNS crowd.

quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

their names are better than their faces

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

They know the trick of having the photographer around only at the beginning of the night.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno TOMBOT/ALLY's pics on the flickr thread with the cell phone swallowing are pretty choice

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

We weren't that drunk in those, sadly.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Srsly John Herzog??? Does every one of these groups have a token "wacky guy"?

Of course, these ppl don't even have TOKEN BLACK PPLS

quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

i am a firm believer in keeping the photographer around until the bitter, half-remembered end

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

DEAR JOHN HERZOG,

i get the feeling that you are fundamentally misunderstood by your peers and believe yourself trapped in a world not of your own choosing and sometimes you wake up after a night of fitful, nightmare-ridden sleep and want nothing more than to escape, escape, and head to key west, or wichita...damn, anywhere a man can lay his head and puzzle shit out. is this true y/n?

thanks,
ZR

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

That got a woman named Bessie Liedtke, though, which is insane and horrible.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

We weren't that drunk in those, sadly.
-- Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyza...), January 9th, 2007.

LIES

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Of course, these ppl don't even have TOKEN BLACK PPLS

I SENSE A COVERT MISSION!

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

wait at the bottom, the last crowd shot, with WTF face on the left; is Rob Schimmel our Chip Brady?

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

Rob Schimmel is the Tom Brady of the group

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

OK will someone pls find picture of capitool wacky guy and john herzog being wacky togehter. Thx.

quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

I'm more into the policy and planning that the engineering. You just don't get transport planning courses at tier 1 universities. The poly course is too road focussed it seems although I'm going to talk to the leaders of both courses and maybe they can persuade me otherwise. The NJIT course seems to be more into mass transit and intermodal freight and has an off campus location within the NJ-DOT. It seems like the better course and I could, if I wanted to commute from Brooklyn/Manhattan by Subway and NJT.

What are apartment prices round hell's kitchen like (can't find much listed in the old craigslist)?

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, THAT IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT CHIP BRADY.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

I SENSE A COVERT MISSION!

Ahahaha you must take a photographer with you!

quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, they are expensive.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

THE LOOK OF A MAN WITH HIS FIRST BONER SINCE 1997:

http://www.capitolentertainmentgroup.com/CEG-HB2006-photosforweb/333IMG_8278-4x4-555.jpg

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

two of us thought it was tom brady therefore=it is him

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

You both must've stuck forks in yr eyes untying your shoes or something.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, dudes, why is CapitAl Club spelled that way

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS JOHN HERZOG WEARS THAT OUTFIT EVERYWHERE
http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS034.JPG

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Announcement: I am going to Nooshi for lunch today. Any of Farragut crew is welcome to join.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

dear JOHN HERZOG,

ok nevermind, i was totally wrong about you

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

xpost: that last photo

her face seems to be saying, "what the hell? i'll take him home, maybe he's crazy in the sack."

his face: "wow, she really liked my magic show!"

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

is this guy carrying a quizno's cup? if so what kind of moron goes to a sub shop wearing white?

http://www.capital-club.com/gallery/santa06/CCSS034.JPG

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

he is TOTALLY gonna bang Sabrina the Teenage Witch mainly because of ridiculous outfit

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

and magic show. also: she's a surfboard

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

dudes let's not speak ill of clarissa that show was great

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

i'd be willing to be both of them are under 5 feet tall.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

their second date: chuck e cheese

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

What are apartment prices round hell's kitchen like (can't find much listed in the old craigslist)?

ahahahahaha

x-post

1500-2000 for a studio/one bedroom lower end I'd imagine

Actually, NJ has a growing light rail system--so the idea of NJIT is growing on me. And I guess if you want to see rails in America, then the Northeast will be your best bet.

My new suggestion: live in Jersey City, commute to Newark -- not sure if Path does thing easily, but I would think so--
Otherwise: live by Columbia or further up, ride down subway then commute to Newark.

Other option: live in the Portuguese old-town gaslight district in Newark (very near Penn Station, the jersey version) and eat good foods and watch lots of soccer with bars filled with old men.

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

Living options seem to be Newark, Hoboken (anywhere in jersey near an NJT/PATH stop, really, although fares better on NJT). Anywhere in NYC near the A,2,3, but that doubles the monthly transit cost from $76 to $152.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

I'd recommend living further north than Hell's Kitchen, the prices Mary quoted are low-balled IMO. You'd still be on the A or the 2 and they have express trains.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

dudes i am on a conference call while reading this and it's very hard not to laugh

post more photos plz

dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/jnault123/dawkbaby.gif

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

There is always the Fort Greene, Bed stuy, Park Slope option.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/ilx/nohands-dawkins.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

that's true but it seems the commute would be longer that way? Those aren't terrible options though.

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

still sub one hour though, according to my calculations.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

omg Ally

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, I don't have enough experience with those areas (ie I've never lived in Brooklyn) to really recommend either way. I'd strongly recommend against Newark or Hoboken though, and I would recommend considering northern Manhattan.

xpost funniest tackle ever, still

Allyzay Eisenschefter Pop You To The Extreme (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

we should just ask gabbneb what ed should do

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

Do not live in Hoboken. It's really yuppieish; unless you can get an apartment right by the water and impersonate Marlon Brando. Jersey City and Herald Square and the stops around those are the "cool" place to live in Jersey.

Yeah, I figured I lowballed. Everytime I leave New York I stay stuck in what I thought rents were when I left, when meanwhile the pace of rent inflation continues.

You should live in Harlem or Washington Heights. Will you have a car? You could drive to your transport planning meetings:)

I wouldn't live in Fort Green environ to commute to Jersey. Definitely to commute to Brooklyn Poly though--you could walk.

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

I will revive a where to live in NY/NJ thread in due course. I will not have a car I may get a folding bike though.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

Make that Grove Street and Journal Square--gets you nicely to Newark--and nicely to Manhattan. (This is where Tokyo Rosemary lived.)

http://www.panynj.gov/CommutingTravel/path/html/map.html

These are still neighborhoods in flux so should find cheaper rents and bars with young people and so on.

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

See also:

http://www.njtransit.com/images/railmap06.jpg

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

METROPARK GAAAHHH

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Metropark is stupid.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/santorum12.jpg

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

^^perfect except it needs drunk jake what's his gylleynhallsshzj

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

he should be situated between the evangelical lizard king and Santorum I think.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

Guys my new favorite thing for lunch is to get soup from the law firm cafeteria across the street, then dose it heavily with Texas Pete. Not stirred in evenly, but kinda swirled so every bite is a different level of Peteliciuosness.

quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/santorum13.jpg

mw, it is fixed.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

Need someone next to hulk hogan

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

plz to explain "texas pete"

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Baddie in Bananaman.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.chilliworld.com/i/p/144.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

awesome ally!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

are you guys paying attention to the latest and greatest Douchebag Signifier on the Apple thread

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

I am looking forward to moving from blackberry douchebagdom, to apple douchebagdom.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://freeshare.us/127fs282121.jpg

Tom are you paying attention to the fact that ADAM SCHEFTER known rumormonger genius is stating that Parcells is a strong candidate for Giants' new GM to be announced this week.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I read that too! I have no idea what the implications might be though.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

well i just asked work girl out.

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

uhm, as long as you have the cash i don't think you have to actually ask working girls ou- oh, wait, read that wrong. sorry!

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

and..................?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

She ate his balls.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

http://videodetective.com/photos/023/000980_14.jpg
"Why yes, Pete, I'd love to come over to play Mega Man 3 and listen to Everyone Knows This Nowhere!"

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

work girl ate my balls, nana nana
work girl ate my ballllllllllls
work girl ate MY BALLS, nana nana
work girl ate my ballllllllllls

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

ok wesley willis

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

spill beans plz pls

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

details coming, but short synopsis - shes busy on friday, but may come to the show on thursday!

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that's gonna improve yr chances big time

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

translation: "uhhhmm... i'm washing my hair friday but maybe i'll come on thursday!"

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday break your heart
Thursday, come to my show and give me mouthlove
It's Friday I'm in love

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

Pete wear this to the show for maximum risk
http://www.findcoolclothes.com/products/large_photos/fishNetShirt.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

chicks dig guys who take risks

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

remember to send her an Outlook reminder for Thursday

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

I saw a 80 year old man strip naked in front of a videoscreen, playing that video, to the tune of that song once, Dan.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

:-0

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I know.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

ok i walk in and im like...

P- hey $girl
G- hey pete - hows it goin?
P- good dude... hey, you wanna have a drink with me sometime this week?
G- yeah sure, are people going out for drinks?
P- UH, no - i just meant with me
G- OH OK - yeah i could do that - hows thursday?
P- well my band's playing a show - how about friday?
G- i have plans friday - where's yr show?
P- yeah its a popular night (WTF) - the show is at rock and roll hotel. its at 13th and H NE - a little off the beaten-
G- path, yeah. well, maybe ill come by and we can catch up there.
P-awesome yo, ill email you directions etc...

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

I can't disassociate the song from that anymore.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

IT'S A POPULAR NIGHT, RING A DING DING

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, not the worlds best response, but UH i mean ???

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

fuck that girl: rename one of your songs GO TO HELL WORK GIRL

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

ONE OF THE SEVEN MOST POPULAR IN FACT.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

fuck that girl: rename one of your songs GO TO HELL WORK GIRL

-- VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (whateve...), January 9th, 2007. (Mr.Que)

NAH NAH SHE JUST GAMIN - MAYBE SHE'LL COME OUT??

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

yeah doesn't sound too negative to me, really

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

You would have had more immediate success if, instead of the tired old "hey, you wanna have a drink with me sometime this week?" gambit, you'd gone for "would you mind if I spent some time exploring your labia?"

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i was just kidding! also, what's a labia

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

ask yr mom

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

[labia.jpg]

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WORRYING ABOUT PIZZA AND GO EXPLORE SOME MORE LABIA

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/732/thursdaykd9.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

I used to read Labia Explorers when I was a kid

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

i think we decided no pizza tonight, that I'd cook

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

no no i said that about FRIDAY like thats why she already had plans

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

I thought you were saying THURSDAY was a popular night because YOU already had plans.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it's a popular night

aw!

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

Plan is clear: Move to US, buy douchetool, annoy people on the NJT, get mugged for douchetool.

Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i was gonna say the "popular night" line is pretty rad, kudos

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

ALLY.. I have images turned off @ work, so I looked @ the first Rick Santorum photo and thought "HAY WHERE IS DAWKINS" and then.. GENIUS

dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

It's actually mind-blowing if you try to pick apart Santorum.jpg.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

It's actually mind-blowing if you try to pick apart Santorum

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

xp now who's the pervert huh?

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

the weirdest part of the santorum pic is the santorum family, still

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

Q: who is Carl Newman looking guy with hula flowers, hands clasped in prayer in lower right hand corner?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Haggard

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

ted theodore haggard, i believe

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god, i just noticed lomo! roffles

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

dude alex where is yr new login?

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

it's busy tonight, how is thursday?

p@reene abdul-jabbar (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

I wish I could show you guys this insane PDF that I just got from my work. I mean it's not really insane but there is this WTF of all time graphic in it that is blowing my mind.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://991.com/newgallery//Eddie-Murphy-Party-All-The-Tim-293887.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9438/roomservicetestzy7.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

(My DJ name is now Brian Billion. Please update your address books accordingly.)

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.fantasticfiction.co.uk/images/x0/x1054.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

I was hoping it was Tittsworth.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

I am humbled to be sharing the booth with Tittsworth, remixer of the Eastern Motors theme.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

also upcoming:

Feb. 2nd @ The Black Cat - The Juan MacLean (DJ set) w/ Will Eastman and Brian Billion. Love performance by Edie Sedgwick.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

UH

that should be LIVE performance

UH

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah whatever!!!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

yeah she's dead dude

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

this one's a dude, dude.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

WTF @ CORGI SF COLLECTOR'S LIBRARY???

BRIAN1000000000S

69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

Daerest husband:

Please to note first conference call was cancelled and I am taking second call at home. So pizza can happen, basically.

quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://school.discovery.com/clipart/images/pizza-party.gif

http://www.scarysquirrel.org/current/pizza/pics/pizza7.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.doggienews.com/uploaded_images/pizza-for-dogs-721077.jpg

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

well, at least i have accomplished something with my day: applying to another job

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah well I INTERVIEWED for, like, two another jobs, and I interviewed VERY WELL.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

But yeah way to go broziac good bootstrappin way to go awesome, fives, high up, blood diamonds, etc. feels good dunnit

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

well shit dude, way to go w/the interviews! i don't know if i'm qualified for this thing, but whatever, applying is half the battle etc. will try to send out more tomorrow.

ZR (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.citypages.com/imagebank/articles/28_1362/28_1362a15042_m.jpg

a_p (a_p), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

i need to go ahead and apply for another job, mine is making me ill! OK then.

Arlandria is an excellent place to live a carbon friendly life style. You are surrounded by your bank, your gym, your pet's veterinarian, H&R Block about this time of year, a small strip mall, a large strip mall, and an airport.

I get to live near a gym, an H&R Block, two strip malls, and an airport? AWESOME

dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

Hopefully the gym and H&R Block are all in one strip mall, along with the airport. The small strip mall could be a row of Quizno's.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

Arlandria is pretty cool though, compared to say, Mount Vernon. I love how these people say "Alexandria City." I have never heard that in my life! If you must, City of Alexandria, but a simple Alexandria should do the trick, unless they are afraid people will think they live in Fairfax County.

You know what I do to avoid the long commute? I am lucky (and I do mean lucky) enough to be living in a co-operative apartment building which means I pay $850/month for a 2 bedroom in Alexandria City. What that means is I am one of two white people in my building, that I sometimes hear banda and bachata music through the walls (well ok, I hear the bass vibrating my ceiling),

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

ha! my overriding memory of NoVa strip malls is the omnipresence of Quizno's. what's that about?

horseshoe (horseshoe), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't know what to say about the 'one of two white people' comments.. good lord.

dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

What that means is????

Stephen X (Stephen X), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

Where did you people with rents under 1000 in Alexandria City find your rentals?? My fiance and I tried the "only two white people" route described above, and the only direction to escape the unsanitary conditions, perpetually broken HVAC, and neighbors who delighted in dumping their floor scrubbing water over their second or third story balcony onto people entering the buidling below was up.

Do these people realize Western Alexandria is actually very diverse? That part of the city is like the U.N.

Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 9 January 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

Washington DC proper is like the UN also. We live next door to Morocco, India and Hungary. For some reason though the Hungarians are the only ones I ever notice blasting their godforsaken ethnical tunes. Perhaps I could offer to remix?

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

I love that those people on that WP blog comments section are all, like, coming together in the realization that square footage gets more expensive the closer you are to the city center where gasp all the jobs are. HOLY SHIT MANG LET'S GO TAKE A SEMESTER IN JAPAN.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not even drunk.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

and Arlandria is a portmanteau I can do without thanks.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

Look, if they don't have these gritty Alexandria City adventures now how're they going to collect the when-I-lived-near-poor-people stories they'll tell the guys at the firm for the rest of their lives?

Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 02:56 (eighteen years ago)

Plug into the Alexandri-city!

Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 02:57 (eighteen years ago)

1) srsly, isn't adambeales just taking the piss?
2) ILM_WTF --> "I'm really fucking drunk and can't pull the jewel case of Wilco's "A Ghost Is Born" out of the cardboard sleeve"

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 11:57 (eighteen years ago)

Arlandria is a fine word: it's been in use for as long as I can remember. It's not like: "The Fun Side of the Potomac" or whatever they try to call West O.T.

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

adma beales is taking the piss

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

i think i'm just in one of those relatively benevolent headspaces where ilm seems stupid and hilarious rather than stupid and unbearable.

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.babyanimalz.com/images/rabbit.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

so I'm reading the wikipedia page for "Trapped In The Closet" today and it is kind of amazing, because they include the "cliffhanger" line from the end of each installment after the plot summary.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah what've you all been reading about on wikipedia lately? i spent a lot of time on the universe yesterday, right now i'm doing proto-indo-european language.

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

this morning i learned about scallops and the great seal of the united states

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

scallops > > > > > lobster

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

u mad

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

lobster=so overrated it's not even funny.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

fried scallops=food of gods

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sportingfiatsclub.com/images/lobstar.gif

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

scallops are really good tho, you have a point

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

lobster is really good but it IS overrated! also, a swimming scallop is a really really bizarre sight.

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

I read that as proto-INDIE-european language

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

lobster is tasty when you put pieces of its butt in a soup

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b8/Alamo.drafthouse-sign.jpg/180px-Alamo.drafthouse-sign.jpg
this thing is totally ready for clown mouth

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

No fucking way scallops are better than lobster.

Abalone, OTOH...

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

yes way dude dan perry! PISTOLS AT DAWN

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v81/plechazunga/ilx/cowher-dawkins.gif

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

im rating my songs on itunes!

69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, J03i completely lost her shit at that picture.

I love scallops but really nothing other than abalone can compare to lobster in the shellfish game.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

i was reading wikipedia article on youngstown, ohio. sounds like it was a neat place circa 1950, and articles on western maryland/west virginia panhandle

On Easter, 1976, Greene began building a replica of Noah's Ark atop a prominent hillside along Interstate 68 featuring a sign that announces "Noah's Ark Being Rebuilt Here!"

dude is never going to finish that stupid thing

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

That picture is hilarious. I have never had abalone :(

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

abaloneisdelicious
danperryiscorrect

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

I cannot see the picture, photobucket or whatever is still blocked by web fucking nonsense

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

My abalone experience was at a Chinese wedding banquet! It was all sorts of awesome.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh whoa my last post has just become false

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

great now i have to shoot ZR at dawn as well

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

well he's right about it being delicious! i still think lobster is overrated, though grate.

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

haha dudes DirecTV is afraid of NO ONE
http://www.hackhu.com/
wtf they trying to squeeze OJ for $25K, that dude can't get ANYTHING right

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

wtf are you talking about

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just blurting shit out as I find it on wiki. my best post so far today has been "barf fart" on the apple lust objects thread

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

no, what I mean is, "I do not understand your post. I read your link and cannot comprehend what all of those sentences are meant to mean together."

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.hackhu.com/docs/2005-07-22_OJSimpson.pdf

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

maybe you should've just linked to that to begin with.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are cute together, you should get married!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

No, that is a pretty bad idea.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

I can buy frozen abalone at the Trader Joe's--how do I prepare it?

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

WTF? When did you see frozen abalone?!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Allt the time at the West End TJ's around the corner from my office!

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

WTF do I do with it? I've never eaten abalone!

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa I need to go to TJs. I have no idea what to do with it either but I imagine you'd cook it like scallops or something?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

I guess, but how will I know it's done? Will I get some crazy abalone parasite if I don't fully cook it?

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

If it is frozen, doesn't that kill off the germs?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.pizzahut.co.kr/images/061201_R_b_rc_img01.jpg

guys the international pizza hut sites are blowin' my mind.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

xpost No, just preserves them. Ask ZR.

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

abalone should not contract or carry anything that could pathogenize in a human! I made up that word.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

why are people throwing breadsticks darts at the pizza in Korea

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

freezing kills most non-spore forming microorganisms - the ones typically of concern in seafood shouldn't be a problem. all seafood processing plants are required to have HAACP (hazard analysis and control plans) systems in place, and having read through the FDA enforcement report every week for the last year and a half i cannot immediately think of any recalls, injunctions or warnings involving abalone.

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

See? I knew that freezing kills microorganisms because ZR told me that about frozen spinach :D

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

abalone superbowl party plz

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

Dude ZR if you freezes ur E. coli 0157:H7-contaminanated ground boef will it pathegenize you if you cook it into juicy rare burger upon defrostimazation?

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www3.pizzahut.com.tw/menu/images/news_pic01.jpghttp://www3.pizzahut.com.tw/menu/images/news_pic03.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

I'll make abolone AND scallops as long as I get a guarantee against Scrabble in my house.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

Freezing not so good at killing viruses! We kept are viruses in the freezer, thawed them out, and infected cell cultures with them! HepA!

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www3.pizzahut.com.tw/menu/images/double_pic02.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

anybody who eats abalone immediately dies of violent shitting through their eye sockets, just ask dan perry.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

Secret note to ZR & PS: plz to purchase one copy of INVISIBLE SCRABBLZ

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Abalone recipes

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

yeah E. coli's kind of a toughie and can resist freezing temps so thorough cooking is still important to assure safety. the spinach thing is that a) the contaminated product was fresh, not frozen b) freezing would have likely limited opportunities for the pathogen to spread and c) cooking would have killed the hell out of it.

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Abalone do not have herpes.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Hmmm. The abalone at Trader Joe's is like 10X bigger than that. It looks like a swordfish steak.

quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

Are you sure it is abalone?? I have never seen it but OTOH I go there much less often :(

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

I promise this is last one. what does it mean
http://www.pizzahut.fr/images/maxi_tartiflette/illus_left_tartiflette.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

TOMBOT you keep posting those bro, those int'l pizza hut sites are the AWESOME

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Scrabble was invented by "Alfred Mosher Butts" guys

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure i saw abalone at trader joe's, i was there (alexandria) yesterday. i didn't buy it because i don't know how to cook it either

whoah dude, the french pizza au gratin tart thing has creme fraiche, mozzarella, onions, smoked bacon, potatoes. C VRAIMENT DEGUEULASSE

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

un grand moment de gormandise, j'aime!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

Q was giant TJ's abalone actually a mislabeled albacore?

Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think so, because I did buy albacore, and recall seeing something different that was abalone and thinking .. 'what's that?'

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

Q, if you get frozen abalone from TJ's your first abalone experience may be less than optimal.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.coolhand.co.za/images/gallery/annarbor/baloney.jpg
It wasn't this, was it?

Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2007/football/nfl/specials/playoffs/2006/01/07/coughlin.future.ap/p1.coughlin.ap.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

;_1

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

I have to repost this somewhere and I don't want to put it on the Excelsior thread:

(As a side-note, I decided a couple months back that I would prefer if "walrus" were the plural word for an individual animal known as a "walrod" -- ever since then I've been totally confused and accidentally said "walrod" to people and then not-understood why they didn't know what I was talking about.)

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), January 10th, 2007. (link)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

that's it, I'm going to start asking bartenders for "a piece of bleer"

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

WALROD

http://www.metrokc.gov/kcdot/transtoday/2005news/aug/photos/tt081505ph5.jpg

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

The metro goes all the way to Seattle now? Shit is boss.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

seattle is pretty boss!

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.transitdc.50g.com/metro_dog.jpg&usg=__fcW9AN5cvSvuIxbU9mLCudDvw5Y=

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

what the fuck is that

69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

google img search result for "metro dog"

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder if he has any bleer in that there neck barrel.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

you know what would be funny? if you changed yr login to "tuombot." but then you'd suck, so don't do that.

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

ZING

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

HEY TUOMBOT WHY DON'T YOU GO TO SOME RAVES AND SHOW YOUR CHOAD TO EVERYONE SOME MORE

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Your search - rave choad - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
* Try different keywords.
* Try more general keywords.
* Try fewer keywords.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

Was your safe search on? Because that result seems like a lie to me.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.f1technical.net/articles/envi/images/steering-bmw.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

safe search is off!

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

1. SafeSearch on/off

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.karenlynngorney.com/hippies.jpg
HERE ARE ME AND MY FINNISH FRIENDS AT A RAVE

tuomalex (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

20. Summon Finnish Friends

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/d/d0/Candy_Ravers.jpg
I think that post is pretty patriorchical, alex wonkette. Do you ever stop to wonder about your sexism?

Tuomozay (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

okay so that is so NOT a picture of yr Finnish friends (unless it's Christmas)

(xpost: now that, otoh, is totally Finnish)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

i would summon two of this three white girls in alex's picture

tuoack tuoichardson (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

i would dispel all of this humanity in ally's

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

my mom gets weird e-mails from some Finnish...friend? I have no idea of hers. She sent me some the other day, they said this kind of shit:
"The countdown is ongoing.........
Today we (Donni, Yassi and Inka) took together a shower to welcome the puppies superchick."

(this is a direct quote)

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Here a picture to make your mouth aqueous"

^^^ another one

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.enlightenedlibracreations.com/gallery/albums/waiting/Raver%20Pants/Rainbow%20Brite%20Pants/New%20Style/NSRBP1.jpg

There's absolutely nothing sexual about rubbing your friend's nipples! Oh, you repressed Americans...

The Tuomroid Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

"Here a picture to make your mouth aqueous"

HI DERE CAFEPRESS

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lowerthanjohnny.com/images/Smurfs%203.JPG
HERE ARE ME AND MY FINNNISH FRIENDS DISCUS GENTDER IDENTTIY

tuomalex (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.murphsterproductions.com/Images/Akon16/link-zelda.jpg
TODAY WE TOOK TOGETHER A SHOWER TO WELCOME THE PUPPIES SUPERCHICK

tuomalex (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

ok this thread is now too funny

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

looking at awfulfulfinnrave.jpg above, does orange shirt's bag say "GO HENTAI"?

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Probably

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

It might say "GO EAT ALL THE PIES"

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

That is true too.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.spatch.net/ravecat.gif

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

OLD SKOOL

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

I've eaten 3 odwalla bars today, dudes.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

i've drank two newcastles

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

I've ogled one actress on "The Young and The Restless".

http://www.autographedtoyou.com/celebpics/victoria_rowell2.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://leaguefreak.playiirl.com/images/The%20Count.jpg

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

^^^IN FINLAND IT'S CONSIDERED NORMAL TO SOMETIMES HAVE KISS MUPPETS, I HAVE KISSED MANY OF MY MUPPET FRIENDS

tuomalex (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

I knew a dude that laughed exactly like the count on Sesame Street. Thing is, dude now steals his roommate's underpants. DO THE AMAZING FACTS ABOUT THIS PERSON EVER STOP.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

the "Thing is, dude [insert revelation]" construction has a built-in comedy factor of +5, i would say

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

I concur

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

Thing is, we once had a babysitter that stole my dad's underpants and my mom busted her and said babysitter returned stolen underpants.

^^^^True story!!!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/58/197377812_c21ca5e170_o.jpg
Thing is, dude is the guy singing Do You Really Want To Hurt Meeeee

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

since when are YOU the queen of astronauts?

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

I quit that position years ago.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

In Finland, men cook, women make mobile phones.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/66/197434819_36e4a624c8.jpg?v=0

Tuomas is a top bloke, he got me drunk and introduced me to lots of hot girls.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

I don't have the comedy gene.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

It's a pretty good picture, though.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.howardschatz.com/portfolio/images/portrait/036.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

I could work that look.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

tuomas is more important for what he represents than what he actually is. just like punk rock, maaaaaaaaan!

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/75/188876774_36b6fc2430_o.jpg

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

This is what tuomas represents:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/dotcommunist/91356551/in/set-72057594053181431/

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

This is what tuomas represents:

hhttp://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/91356551_7effd502ce.jpg?v=0

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

When will bored people on the internet get over Tuomas? (231 new answers, last at 1:51 am)

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/351306898_d9c64e3cb7.jpg
I'm sick of Tuomas, let's talk about the cat instead

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

I give up, two times a a blue questionmark.

Nordics be popular, just look at IKEA.

Which cat is that, I should get to know them.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

cute cat! little kitty gloves!

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

ed that is dr. ben, a+ #1 kitty

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

he's pretty friendly and really likes to roll around on the ground and make a lot of kitty noise until you pat him on the tummy. It's actually pretty annoying most of the time.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

I am looking past Dr Ben and Ally and on to the clean and tidy flat and I should really get to tidying mine, you never know when cute girls might drop by to mend the washing machine or borrow a cup of sugar round these parts.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/114/310301034_961d0d00c9.jpg
This is not actually Mr. Kitty, but he looks exactly like this and makes this face all the time and probably is always thinking these words so it's a good substitute on the internets, for kitty comparison.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

the difference is, Mr. Kitty has lime green eyes, and that kitty appears to have yellow eyes.

Also, bless you my dear man for calling my flat tidy, it really could use quite a good scrub down.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

I can see floor = tidy

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Also, there are no books in that shot.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

I don't like to keep books in the kitchen, that tends to get them lit on fire or filthied.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

A cookbook's place is in the kitchen.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

At the moment, books seem to colonise any flat surface. I need more shelf space again.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

they do not get KEPT in the kitchen, that is a terrible idea.

I now feel like drinking bourbon.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

I keep my cookbooks in the oven. I should probably keep them in the dishwasher instead, as it is broken.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

cook... books?

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0140436472.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://my.opera.com/Bj%C3%B8rk/homes/albums/71391/thumbs/OMG.jpg_thumb.jpg

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

Books should be placed in every room of the house except the bathroom.

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

that's retarded, you can just carry the cookbook to the kitchen. Also: there are no cookbooks in your kitchen either.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

bathroom cookbook:

http://www.diskuspublishing.com/ultimatefudge.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

Hang on, the bathroom is where the best books congregate.

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

I did not photoshop that image.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

ew

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

ok yellow card

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

+ brown card

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

ok guys seriously this has got to stop

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

i forgot until just now about the existence of teh NFL board
http://freeshare.us/127fs424669.jpg

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

just to change the subject and all

dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

I STRIVE TOWARDS HAVING BOOKS IN THE KICTHEN SOMEDAYZ Y'ALLS

Also, Brian, ewwwwwww

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I was stealing all of the pics reposted here, I figured ppl forgot about the NFL board.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

dar1a recovers thread for a TD!

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/66/197232713_94686865c2_o.png

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

whoa hueg

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

. . .and Allyzay fumbles the ball in her own end zone

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

f u dude
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/197232715_67c6cbe88c_o.jpg
have some more hueg

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

ok so that is righteous

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

that's like looking right into Tombot's brain

VALLEY OF BLIZZARDZ (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

I still remember this powerpoint that a couple of my coworkers had to try and write one time about implementing some sensors or shit.

Stage 1: Phlebotomize Nanorobots

[slide]

Stage 2: People don't kill people, Mario Van Peebles.


TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah okay what does that even mean

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/fortheloveofpuppies.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

gay, straight, or taken: worst game show ever?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

I vote not the worst ever, as it doesn't feature Howie Mandel.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm. fair enough, but still.

also: I kind of love little El Guapo

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

somebody wants some puppies

69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

he looks so proud.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

somebody needs a stud

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

I want a puppy, but that not brand.

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

plz to refer to dog breeds as brands henceforth, awesoem

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

I like this little dude:
http://www.miniwiredachshund.com/Images/wb12.jpg

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

name=scruffy

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

I would like this model please:

http://www.magicmist.net/images/dachshund%20standard%20image1.jpg

Do anyone of you (with pets) ever resent caring for them? I fear getting a puppy and then realizing, yea, I am to selfish to bother to take care of you after all, now what?

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

there is this big-ass earring someone left in my apartment like a month ago. i've asked all the like four girls i know, none of them cop to owning it. does anyone want it?

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

not to, uh, distract from puppies or anything, it's just driving me nuts

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

ALEX IT IS MINE

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:47 (eighteen years ago)

LIKE SERIOUSLY, IT IS MINE. DOES IT KIND OF HAVE LIKE A LACY, PAISLEY PATTERN ON IT, AND IT IS PRETTY HEAVY AND SILVER???

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

I'VE BEEN LAMENTING ITS LOSS SINCE THAT NIGHT, FIGURING I LEFT IT IN A CAB!!!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Wear them and pretend to be a pirate. (or send it to me I got invited to be a pirate the other day)

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha YES

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

:D u r my hero!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

i asked this girl if it was hers and she responded "my ears aren't pierced" with totally obvious subtext being "that is a really lame way to get me to come over to your place, dude"

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

this was via email, so no, i couldn't see at that moment that her ears weren't actually pierced

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

dude she probably thought you were asking her about her virginity. girls are like that!

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Like guys even notice stuff like that, seriously. They assume it. I am so psyched though!!! I seriously figured I had knocked it off in the cab with my jacket or purse and it was gone forever.

Mary: sometimes animals can be annoying, dogs more so because they require walking, but generally they aren't too demanding or anything like that.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I think a cat might be better for my "lifestyle" but I kind of prefer a dog. I can't imagine getting out of bed in the morning to walk a dog before going to work though.

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah that is kind of a pain, I couldn't really consider having a dog myself I don't think.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

most people save their resentment for children

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

I thought in lieu of having kids, I could just adopt a pet to hone all of my disappointments on.

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

I would suggest adopting a dog from a pet rescue organization, that way they'll already be conditioned.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

coming from a dog-owning household and missing daily dog interaction very much (although daily dogg interaction is at an all-time high!), i can say that yeah it can be a pain in the ass to take care of a pup, particularly when they gotta go out and it's cold/raining/you're lazy/etc. also it does tie you into being home on a more regular basis than would be true of many other pet varieties. HOWEVER it's also a great way to make sure that you spend some time outside every day, get at least a modicum of exercise, and always have something awesome to cuddle with. the responsibilities are really not too bad though, and dogs are incredibly awesome as a general rule.

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

can we start a community newspaper and call it The Daily Dogg?

also somebody on this thread has big new fancy socks and a hoodie waiting for them at home.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

YAY

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

I think you should get this dog:
http://www.washhumane.org/adoptpix/NYdogs/lady12.30.06.jpg
at the Washington Humane Society. Her name is Lady and she is apparently a "ham"

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

CUTEY CUTE CUTE

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Or this crazy looking dog
http://www.washhumane.org/adoptpix/NYdogs/rex1.5.07.jpg

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

why is that dogs' tongue censored xpost

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Actually no, I think I want that crazy looking dog.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah my friends C. and F. said that part about having to be outside a lot actually is kind of good for them--and they said that having a dog makes them so happy. But I am probably just the perverse type that could find unhappiness in a puppy:/

oo I like Lady. When you get pets froma adoption and they already have a name, do you keep that name or elaborate on it or change it?

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

Crazy looking dog is like a man dog's face with a puppy's body.

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

I changed my cats' names. They were originally called Lucky (note: I did not get him from a shelter but that is what the co-rescuer decided to call him, incessantly) and Randall.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Our cat's name was Queenie at the shelter, which totally fits, but someone changed it to Quincie, WTF?

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

here's Chance!
http://www.washhumane.org/adoptpix/NYdogs/lucky1.3.07.jpg
He has a brother too, but his brother is "Adoption Pending"
http://www.washhumane.org/adoptpix/NYdogs/chance1.3.07.jpg

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Ooh this doggie is at their other location!!
http://www.washhumane.org/adoptpix/WHSdog_cat/Nala.jpg
^^ cute!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

Awwww; I like the name Chance:) He could represent my new outlook on life. Or perhaps I am expecting too much from him?

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

or you could get this kitty:
http://www.washhumane.org/adoptpix/WHSdog_cat/Dylan.jpg

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

oh dudes I should stop reading the animal shelter website :(

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

that kitty is clearly extremely mad

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh dudes I should stop reading the animal shelter website :(

Yeah no kidding! I WANT TO ADOPT ALL OF THEM. This is why I never never go to those websites


http://washhumane.org/adoptpix/NYdogs/benny1675853.jpg

http://washhumane.org/adoptpix/NYdogs/chico1.3.07.jpg

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

damn it now i want a doooooooooog mary you should get one so i can live vicariously

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

They have all these sad little stories too, to make you feel really guilty for just lookin' at them.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

Ha ha, it's a bit more down-the-line kind of proposition for me. I'm just testing the waters.

Thank you for your interest in Star. She is an 8 month old Beagle/Pit Bull Terrier Mix. Star is a shy girl who seems to have led a rather sheltered life. Things worry her and she doesn't make friends readily, but once she gets to know you, she will be your best friend for life! Star will probably always on the shy side but will become more well-rounded dog as you give her time to boost her confidence. A trainning class will provide a nice bonding experience for Star and her new family.

http://www.alexandriaanimals.org/~awla/animals/Dog-Starr-120906.jpg

Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

We saw a thing in the paper or the TV news about how the new DC animal shelter is really really awesome and has piped in super fresh air and calming music and they all have happy little rooms. But now I can't find it on their website--maybe it was MoCo

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.storesonline.com/members/502041/uploaded/BethanHazellPhoto1.jpg

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.storesonline.com/members/502041/uploaded/BethanHazellPhoto3.jpg

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.storesonline.com/members/502041/uploaded/kevin%20van%20belle.jpg

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

The Dog Picture Gallery of Sad Dogs is actually kind of disappointing.

a_p (a_p), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.foundmagazine.com/images/finds/full/sleepover.gif

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Those shelter dogs are all either the friendliest pooches ever or are looking at a chunk of bacon held right above the camera lens.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

Or both obv.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

also somebody on this thread has big new fancy socks and a hoodie waiting for them at home.

if it's me i swear to god i will give you a big open-mouthed kiss.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

Brian, wtf

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

The sudden insertion of "My parents don't take drugs" seems highly suspect to me. I bet his parents DO take drugs.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

There are really all kinds of choice scans (including El Guapo) on Found Magazine's find of the day.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

if it's me i swear to god i will give you a big open-mouthed kiss.

lolllllll

ZR (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

He needs in, to the santorum picture.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sol/shared/spl/hi/other_sports/03/world_darts/img/intro_pic.jpg

Ed (dali), Wednesday, 10 January 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

WELCOME TO AWESOME THURSDAY!

+ the weather
+ Fake Accents & Georgie James

I guess that's about it.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

dudes my bus crush is coming to david lynch on sunday!

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

PS: you need to play the whole "it's my birthday i get a birthday kiss" card from her

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

whoa which bus crush? like, bus crush bus crush or a newer bus crush?

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

PS: you need to play the whole "it's my birthday i get a birthday kiss" card from her

hey HEY!! but really, it's not like you can't play this card anytime. you just can't play it more than once a year with the same person.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

Our cat's name was Queenie at the shelter, which totally fits, but someone changed it to Quincie, WTF?

OK for the record the cat's original owners named her Queenie, and when they got evicted from their rural NC trailer or whatever she was rescued and her foster ppl started calling her Quincy because they thought, correctly, that "Queenie" was a terrible name. But they hadn't really figured out a spelling and the vet assumed Quincy was a boy cat when he saw the name on the form, so I switched spelling to Quincie. End of story.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

defensive

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

no kidding! defensive cat is defensive!

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

Also, I have a question about "Manic Monday." Why would the fact that "the boss is already there" preclude "blame it on the train" as excuse for lateness?

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

little known fact - there is only one train car in all of MN, and everyone takes it.

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

alex, confirm or deny?

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

Not only that, said train has only been in existence for three years.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

whoa which bus crush? like, bus crush bus crush or a newer bus crush?

-- ZR (teenagequie...), January 11th, 2007. (teenagequiet)

UH not r@yy@ (my first my last my everything bus crush), but yes the most recent pynchon-related BC. she sat next to me on the empty bus this morning, and we talked for like the entire time!

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

man, i hated that train.

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Wait who the hell ever said that song took place in MN CLEARLY SHE IS COMMUTING FROM JERSEY PPL!

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

HIT THAT SHIT PS

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:06 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, I thought she was saying BUS. Not boss. Which doesn't make any better sense, I guess.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

Wait who the hell ever said that song took place in MN CLEARLY SHE IS COMMUTING FROM JERSEY PPL!

-- quincie (quinci...), January 11th, 2007. (quincie)

because yeah prince's songs are generally strong on real-world details.

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

UH not r@yy@ (my first my last my everything bus crush), but yes the most recent pynchon-related BC. she sat next to me on the empty bus this morning, and we talked for like the entire time!

-- 69 (plsmit...), January 11th, 2007.

PS if the bus really empty=dude she likes you. You may be HER bus crush!

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/8880/choochoofx8.jpg
^^^rush hour

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

because yeah prince's songs are generally strong on real-world details.

it's true though, if he came back as a dolphin he WOULD die before he let you teach him how to swim

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Manic Monday" is set in Boise. FACT

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

it's true though, if he came back as a dolphin he WOULD die before he let you teach him how to swim

-- ZR (teenagequie...), January 11th, 2007.

BAN ZR

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

because yeah prince's songs are generally strong on real-world details.

There are, in fact, twenty-two positions in a one-night stand.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

Pete ppl have been giving you seriously fucked up interpretations of your interactions with grills, dude. Do not listen to them.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

hey, am a sexy motherfucker! thanks prince!

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

just kidding ZR, i'm laffing over here

Xpost: Pete, dude I'm telling you, buschick likes you, don't listen to my better half

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

i wish there was someone crush-worthy on my bus but regrettably, my stretch on the bus runs through a west-side ghetto. on the plus side i get to ride by the spot where black panthers fred hampton and mark clark were murdered by the c.p.d. during a "raid" in 1969. so i get history if not honeys.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

Work grill otoh, does not.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

oops xpost, obv

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

the bank foreclosed on old man johnson's farm ;_;

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

yeah q you're crazy, this chick obviously wants to have like seven million of pete's babies

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

Oh wait what am I thinking. Of course she does!

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

There is an actual, real lion in Prince's pocket.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

DESTROYER SMITH IS ON THE WAY

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

xp - is it ready to roar? it is.

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

Hey FA's what's the set times tonight (if your drummer's not too lovesick to make the show)?

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rlig-6Iek8U

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

Work grill otoh, does not.

-- quincie (quinci...), January 11th, 2007. (quincie)

i mean, i KNOW this! but wvs you gotta make calls to make sales.

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

doors 9 we're supposed to be on at 10

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

omg actually seeing that tackle for the first time

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

cosign^^^

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

alex, u got called out by M@rc Fisher as being "terminally grouchy" - SNAP!

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

busgirl is all yours pete, you can get read of those trackers on your xwing fighter and just use the force to blow up the death star, bro!

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

i call out m@rc fisher for being terminally unread, by me

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

SNAP!

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

i had this friend his name was marc with a C/
his sister was like the heat comin off/
the back of an old TV

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

Fear of Inanimate Objects
^^^all of these people are fucking insane

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

power cords and USB cords and all that jazz kind of freak me out a little but I wouldn't say I'm TERRIFIED of them.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

I have fear of empty drink glasses.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

god damn it i drank too much coffee to be productive now i'm just twitchy

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

hunan at 1230 dudes?

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

uh i am down for lunch but don't know if i can handle hunan today

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

pussy

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

save yr raper wit for busgirl

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

lolol

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

TS: busgirl vs tubgirl

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

dan this is not a difficult choice

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

(IOW NEW NICKNAME PLZ EW)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.busgirlmovie.com/Busgirl/Soundtrack/Soundtrack_files/busgirl%20cd%20cover2.png

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

"raper wit: the shakey mo collier story"

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

LOLZ

(Is that Ann Coulter in a wig???)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

that girl's chin is ginormous

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

no it's "expressive"

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

Whatever, she looks like she's storing shoulder pads in there

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

no it's "expressive"

-- a_p (a|e...), January 11th, 2007. (a_p)

BLOGGA PLEASE

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

It's like Ann Coulter and the blonde ADA from "Law & Order: SVU" had a black-haired baby.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

A) wtf "original soundtrack" what is this movie
B) that girl's chin

D- would not read again

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh hey pete you know who's apparently going to be there tonight? J3N PUR$L3Y! random awesomeness!

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.busgirlmovie.com/Busgirl/Soundtrack/Soundtrack.html

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Living alone in a dingy studio apartment, Keira is a poor street musician. Having recently taken a job busing tables at a trendy downtown restaurant, she spends most of her free time reading, day-dreaming and composing the sprawling, noisy, experimental sound-scapes that she performs for no one in particular in city subway stations.

Becoming more ambitious, she decides to audition a "singer", the homeless, alternately charming and infuriating extrovert, Josh. He and the shy Keira soon begin a tenuous relationship and musical collaboration.

As the fundamental differences between the two begin to strain their relationship - and the desperate reality of her existence begins to intrude upon her creative dream-world - Keira finds herself at the edge of mental collapse.

Busgirl is the story of a young artist trying to come to grips with a world where her creative spirit is seen as having no intrinsic value, and where those lacking the ability and inclination to sell themselves are forced to the margins.



Filmmaker, musician and technologist Steven Schuldt was born and raised in New York City. His widely-read critical reflections on the art of film have drawn praise from the likes of John Cassavetes biographer and Boston University Professor of Film and American Studies Ray Carney. 'Busgirl' is his feature directorial debut.

BUS GIRL IS NU BASS PLAYER OMG

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

Shy street musician and restaurant worker Keira begins a tenuous relationship and musical collaboration with the alternately charming and infuriating extrovert Josh. As the fundamental differences between the two begin to strain their relationship, and her increasingly desperate circumstances begin to disrupt her creative dream-world, Keira finds herself at the edge of mental collapse.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

STEERPUNK DRIVING

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

awww pursdawg!

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

XPOST LOL

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

His widely-read critical reflections on the art of film have drawn praise from the likes of John Cassavetes biographer and Boston University Professor of Film and American Studies Ray Carney.

WOAH, NOT RAY CARNEY????????????????????

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

Filmmaker, musician and technologist Steven Schuldt

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

Jazz Wanker=they get drinks in a bar
On A Ride=bonin' in bed
Pry for Me=buttplug is stuck
Banterbed=dreams, hopes, etc
Glitter=busboy likes to have sex with women covered in glitter
Write a Song=Busgirl writes song about busboy's weird sexual urges
Steerpunk Driving=fuck if I know

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/1628/punkcowro2.jpg

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/353352462_73168ae867.jpg
he is trying to give blood diamonds, all of you out there

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

is AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCryingNeverForget.jpg coming to the fake accents show tonight? should i bring her earring?

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

prrrrrrrrobably not. I can buzz you though? Otherwise maybe we can do football this weekend?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

football is still going on? WTF? I thought it ended last weekend.

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

ok yeah those kind of jokes are starting to piss me off on this thread.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

thats been the only joke like that right?

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

dudes seriously look at that completely dangerous cat

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

he looks more bro-ish than dangerous though!

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps his name should be DR. DANGERBRO

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah a half asleep cat, how threatening

pete u r right it is the first joke mention, what i really meant was i was sick of that kind of comment even as joeks at this point.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Football talk that I 70% don't understand >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the hot stove league.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

football! cannot wait. i was watching the nfl show on hbo last night & they're all "CAN the patriots beat chargers? Yes. WILL they? No, not really" :(

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

Farragut Bros:

If not Hunan, then where? If not 12:30, then when?

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

new plan - java green 12:15

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

confirmed

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

I got my first draft invoices in my mailbox as part of my new project management responsibilities - NOT AWESOME.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus all that administrative stuff is uber-boring.

Oh shit, I just realize that is ALL I DO anymore.

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 11 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

dar1a I'm sorry but I think they are right. Though there is the Schottenheimer factor.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

dar1a, I'm sorry, too, because I kind of agree with HBO about your Pats, but also, I came in here to thank you for fighting the good fight in many, many presidential politics threads. I didn't want to pop into the one where you called people out on the "Democrats need BALLS. girls are gross" rhetoric just to say OTM, but, you know, OTM.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

oh I was just reading that thread! I can't post to those things anymore, between overuse of words like "sez" and "gunna" and ironic typed out "Southern" accents and then the actual things being said, I feel like my head my explode before I get to the good parts :(

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

merci ! I am so sick of the rhetoric.. I suppose my objection is as much "it's been said a hundred fucking billion times already" as much as "HAY THAT'S SEXIST" Oh wait I also object because it's NONSENSE, that too

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

that gabbneb democratic convention thread is HYSTERICAL

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

yer not gunna misunderestimate the schottenheimer factor is you? sez I

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

here daria I made you and horseshoe an educational tool
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/150/353999796_bdb7692c46.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

OK why are you doing nothing but taking pictures of the cat recently

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

i just got a spam email entitled "your birth certificate, trollop" which sounds like a quaint old-timey thing that a quaint old-timey sherrif would say in a whorehouse. i like this tactic muchly.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.trollope.org/images/trolbook.png

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

LOL

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

what our leaders need is some balls
http://www.victorynh.com/images/allen-football.jpg

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

whoa influential DC blog WONKETTE linked to our show tonight!!!!!!

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

dar1a otm!

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

i had no idea that the superbowl shuffle was over 6 minutes long. wtf, bears?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:30 (eighteen years ago)

terminally grouchy local band the fake accents

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

j/k BLOOD DIAMONDS GUYS

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

dont try to blood diamonds your way out of this

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.victorynh.com/images/allen-football.jpg
WHAT THE DEMOCRATS NEED IS SOME BLOOD DIAMONDS

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

yeah wtf i am the most non-grouchy i've been in like two years!

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

NEVER LEARN NOT TO FIND ALLEN-FOOTBALL.JPG FUNNY

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are the opposite of grouchy

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it is me who is grouchy, not the fas.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not that grouchy either but that didn't stop THE WASHINGONT PSOT

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

eh, everything i'm saying is a lie

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

you're not really THAT grouchy

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v660/sugarpinkkisses/garfield4.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

yeah dan u rock!

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

maybe if you changed your name to trenholm you'd be happier, ever think about that

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/KanedaX/ga980321.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

hey alex and pete to make you friends again I stole a picture from emily's flickr page actually two pictures and I used the pictures to make you guys into one of those bands that are awesome
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/354048535_d7d266d6b7.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

that is not awesome, BTW

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

no those are the best bands

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

you just wish that font was on your work computer

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

I don't get real football, but I love me some *Friday Night Lights.*

Hello, Coach Taylor<3

ihttp://fridaynightlights.tv/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=27850&g2_serialNumber=1

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

pete and i have split over creative differences ;_1

mike trenholmgren (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://hollywoodhotline.typepad.com/watcher/images/kylechandler.jpg

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

xpost--TRENHO1M: you started it, blood diamonds

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

now pete and I can start our double drummer band called THE SATCHEL PAIGE EXPERIENCE

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to danp, CC:everyone

why does everyone say garfield is a lame comic? garfield is always fucking hilarious! like actually really hilarious.

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

hahah ^^^^ that is the precise creative difference, right there

trenholm abdul-jabbar (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

conan is not usually part of garfield. garfield is really funny/strange if you just read jon and ignore garfield

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

I TOLD YOU THAT

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

WHEN??? I READ THAT ON THE INTERNET I TOLD YOU THAT

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

coach taylor is just ron livingston without the ron livingston.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

XPOST O RLY

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

my iPod has decided to play nothing but "Dareda!" and guitar wolf today which I'm not sure is "work appropriate"

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

XPOST THE SATCHEL PAIGE EXPERIENCE, THOUGH IT ONLY LASTED THREE POSTS, IS NOW BROKEN UP DUE TO CREATIVE DIFFERENCES. WE THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT AND LOOK FORWARD TO PLAYING SHOWS FOR YOU IN THE FUTURE

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

Am I wrong, to enjoy the way the nintendo zelda font looks when it's upside-down? Like, lots and lots?

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Yes

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

Also: is leftover hot-and-sour soup (homemade) a totally awesome basis to use to make steak gravy?

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

mark would you like to guest on my first solo release

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, No

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

a_p: as long as i can be credited as BLOOD FUNK DIAMONDS on the liner notes

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

BLOOD SUGAR SEX DIAMONDS

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

Hot and sour gravy?????? wtf

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

Why not make egg drop gravy while you're at it!

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

this is exactly like that time he forced us all to eat tequila pomegranate bacon

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

UH

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

It has mushrooms in it. Mushrooms are great.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

also that shit was good and you people ate more of it than I did. Fuckin Nikki ate like three pieces.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

I knew a girl named Fuckin Nikki guess you could say she was a tequila poemngranite bacon fiend

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

You can put mushrooms in a really nice omlette too, but no one would suggest then using that omlette as a gravy base.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

Poem 'n granite!

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i can't spell. back to garfield

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

OK no it wasn't good, it wasn't exactly terrible either but in no way did that actually taste like bacon...or really good. Nikki was extremely drunk and we were also hanging out with Dan P4vl1k and that guy doesn't strike me as a picky eater.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

Tho, it was good in that it prevented anyone from deciding that DRINKING the tequila was a good idea.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~tembre/gar11.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

ok are these real actual strips?!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

These are actual strips that have had Garfield's thought bubbles removed. (One might have had Conan the Barbarian added in place of Jon.)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3229/ga9903046fr.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.kirchersociety.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/02/catpiano.jpg

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

whoever thought of it, removing garfield's bubbles IS hilarious, i agree. but all-in-all, the comic is really really funny and bleak, in like a french way

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

So, like Jerry Lewis is funny?

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

Yay I just called in sick.

Mary (Mary), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/416/trenho1msys7.jpg

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~tembre/gar9.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

xpost - alex cradles a holocaust survivor: DC13747455647

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

There are so many adorable pictures of alex and pete!!! Bros!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~tembre/gar14.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha ok garfield is hysterical, you all were correct all these years

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://conecollective.org/public/gf/ga050416.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

see??

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c331/bethysphere/garfield1.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

agree on garfield's bleakness. it's all jon--he's soooo depressing

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

oh man where is the "choosing a tie" one? i can't find the thread anymore ;_;

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/696/57de.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

The other side of Garfield

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://conecollective.org/public/gf/newer/ga010512.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

ok the shit where he says "I dread tomorrow"--what context has been removed that would even make that make any sense?? That's amazing.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.whereaminow.org/jon/ga060111edit.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~tembre/gar18.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/248/garfieldnd0.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

I really love this one:

http://i1.tinypic.com/nocar9.png

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahahahahaha that one resembles my life, dudes. wait no xpost shit

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2714/editga9608024ke.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

turkey/chicken one is awesome

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://img479.imageshack.us/img479/5172/ga9811061ur.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

ok oh my god

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

remember when chicago used to have like 10X as many posts as us???

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys would it be mean to Louis to change my username to "Allyzay Eisenschefter is too busy having her mind blown"?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

nah

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

delicious, perhaps

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

God Adam B. used the word "delicious" on that R. Kelly Trapped In The Closet thread and I was like oh dude, no, how old are you?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

adam is 14 years old, according to his myspace profile

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/155/354095099_b9afcf6d98_m.jpg

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

OK that makes some sense.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.alienripper.com/images/garf05.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.alienripper.com/images/garf04.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

SINISTER

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.alienripper.com/images/garf16.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.alienripper.com/images/garf14.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

roffles:

http://beatleshelp.50megs.com/images/web/garfield05.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

Re: Stence & Shakey

I'm a middle-aged American, and I've heard it said by many, for decades that we lost Vietnam because the politicians (read: "liberals") didn't have the guts to finish the job. That we cut and run. That we weren't willing to commit the troops, gear and time necessary. I can't tell you how many times I've heard it said that we should've just gotten tough and nuked 'em all.

The idea that Vietnam resulted from squeamish weakness and a failure military resolve is a big part of the American conservative narrative. And it's playing into the way the Iraq war is framed and conceptualized.

-- Adam Beales (adamrsbeale...), Today 3:14 PM. (Pye Poudre) (later) (link)

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha ha i'm AM POWNED

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/8012/baconfg7.jpg

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

aaaaaaaa TOMBOT POWNED

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/the_psychedelic_fool/images/ga040601.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahaha

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

remember when chicago used to have like 10X as many posts as us???

that's why i post more here now. it's dead as fuck over there.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

happy birthday chicago kevin!

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

yeah happy birthday dude!

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Yes happy birthday! Do you have birthday snow?

quincie (quincie), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

Happy Birthday!

http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/1544/lol63vz.jpg

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

ewwwwww

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

OKAY ALLEGEDLY THIS ONE WAS NOT EDITED IN ANY WAY WTF

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/2006/ga060324.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

OMG ANOTHER ALLEGEDLY UNEDITED ORIGINAL EW

http://images.ucomics.com/comics/ga/1983/ga830603.gif

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for all the well wishing, no, no snow thank god. it was 37 when i came to work at 7:30 this morning so hopefully there won't be any. yesterday it was below 20 and windy as fuck so i'm glad it didn't snow.

that 2nd to last one makes me think the three of them are on meth.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

oh holy crap that one got me.

okay, who greased my weiner? (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I went to myspace.com btw and there are a LOT of Adam Beales, one of which is 39 and seems more Adam Bealesy than most.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

link

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

Pugster God's Last Name Dammit Laser Christian Religious Mormon Religion Italian Charm

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/conedusted

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://frozentropics.blogspot.com/2007/01/phish-tea-to-become-golf-themed-tavern.html

I don't know how I feel about this.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

they are getting rid of the childe harold too.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

wtf is a golf tavern

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

The working trade name is "H St. Country Club"--we would have 19 putt-putt holes with a Washington/historical/political theme.
Also, six 9-foot billiards tables by the hour.
We would seve updates of American Classics (goat cheese hamburgers, four cheese mac and cheese with roasted mushrooms, angus beef foot long hotdogs/frito pie, corn on the cob, milkshakes, pumpkin pie all year round.
Two or three bars.
Open Saturday and Sunday early for kids and families
Thanks--Joe Englert

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

This doesn't sound like a place I would enjoy to go to.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

19 putt-putt holes with a Washington/historical/political theme

oh please let them all have DC scandal themes

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

see there's a problem with my natural inclination to hate that, which is that I want one of those hotdogs NOW with the mac & cheese on the side and also mini-golf, are you serious?

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

why, oh why! i only hang out at golf course/country clubs with my dad and his wife! in rural MD! i don't want one in my city neighborhood!

i should move back to rural MD. out there, stuff is where it belongs

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

OK funny as that is you have not truly lol'ed at an Englert venture until you have lol'ed at the R'n'RH website copy:

For as long as man has lived in society, hotels have lined his roads, offering weary travelers a safe and comfortable shelter for the night. Civilization evolved, and over the course of the past two hundred years or so, opulent and magnanimous hotels were erected and now stand before our eyes as marvels and achievements of our society. Places like The Savoy in London and the Inter-Continental Hotel in Paris have established themselves throughout their history as bedrocks of prestige and luxury service. The Chelsea in New York City, originally built in the heart of the city's theatre district, has housed artists for over one hundred years and today remains the hub for a thriving, creative subculture.

And so for Washington's famed H Street corridor we offer "The Rock and Roll Hotel." The sound and thrill of live performance reverberates throughout the ground floor, while themed rooms are, in the same vein of the above-mentioned establishments, available (for a small fee) for the night. We hope to merge these two decorated lifestyles of the rock scene and the hosted experience of the night in the hopes of providing an unforgettable experience for whatever your travels may be.

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

mini-golf sucks

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

For as long as man has lived in society, hotels have lined his roads
For as long as man has lived in society, hotels have lined his roads
For as long as man has lived in society, hotels have lined his roads
For as long as man has lived in society, hotels have lined his roads

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

the wiz-ard, he ate it! he ate that coelacanth!

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

i mean wtf magnanimous hotels?

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, i get it. dude is totally trying to recreate my hometown with theme bars. i need to move back

in the future, there will be a bar-themed bar! somewhere!

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

The Chelsea in New York City, originally built in the heart of the city's theatre district, has housed artists for over one hundred years and today remains the hub for a thriving, creative subculture.

lol heroin

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

plz to sign me up for bar-themed bar too, i am tired of this nonsense

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

LOL:

Driving Directions
Coming Soon

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

decorated lifestyles

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

plz to sign me up for bar-themed bar too, i am tired of this nonsense

COSIGN

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

so whaddyallsay, dave & buster's for this friday's happy hour?

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys maybe we could ask pete's brother for advice on how to open a bar themed bar since he works in one and is studying for one too

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

SEE. WHAT. I. DID. THERE

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

do you mean a bar populated with people studying for the bar

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

dave & buster's is just jillian's with guys' names instead. suck on that.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

Don't woory too much about Englert's theme bars - 'theme' usually translates to "we spent literally HOURS on the decor".

see: Big Hunt, Lucky Bar, Red & Black, R&R Hotel, etc.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

what if there was a pavement-themed bar?

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:0YrbV-b_vyJQAM:http://www.sandiegofamily.com/graphics/Sweet%2520Treats/milkshake.jpg

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

no wait a bar themed LOUNGE

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)


what if there was a pavement-themed bar?

See, I wouldn't even go to that.

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

THIS IS JENGA
OMG@DRUGS
AND GIRLS

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

what if there was a pavement-themed bar?

See, I wouldn't even go to that.

-- Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (whateve...), January 11th, 2007. (Mr.Que)

oh horseshit

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

what if there was a pavement-themed bar?
See, I wouldn't even go to that.

-- Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (whateve...), January 11th, 2007. (Mr.Que)

oh horseshit

-- 69 (plsmit...), January 11th, 2007.

you're just mad because I'm the one who told you about garfield.

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://assets.cambridge.org/052168/6369/cover/0521686369.jpg

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

hay, where is youtube link to super bowl shuffle?

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEThebDMFJc

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

superbowl shuffle not on youtube for some reason, you have to go to google videos to get it!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, that's why I couldnt find it.. thx

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

flickr, youtube, myspace are all blocked at work. but add me suckers:

www.myspace.com/effyoutoo


hope that works.

okay, who greased my weiner? (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

hooray! this is even more ridiculous than I remember
"we don't do it because we're greedy, we're just here to feed the needy"

85 bears are for the children

dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

just kidding PS I LOVE YOU

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

blood diamonds bro

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

yo 69 here's the link to the awesome eats place:

http://www.ritzcarlton.com/hotels/tysons_corner/dining/venues/maestro/menu.html

There tend to be a lot more flourishes and fanciness on the plate than in the menu descriptions - that picture is one menu item. And that's where the money goes.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

no denim ;_;

69 (plsmith), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh awesome kevin you like the marked men! that last record of theirs was one of my faves of 2006.

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

ok...and now that i've read the rest of that list, basically i like everything else you do too

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

i can't remember the last time i updated the music or book list on that. but it's just more of the same along those lines.

okay, who greased my weiner? (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

I HAVE ADDED YOU AS MY FRIEND. NOW WE ARE OFFICIAL.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

it's been said before, it'll be said again: ain't no liespace.

ZR (teenagequiet), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

wow that Tombot mountain dew thread is awesome. Ally I see why you married him!

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

does anyone else find it odd that with the advent of social networking sites that friendship is now a conscious choice? you have to choose to accept or decline someone's friendship? that still makes me giggle, kind of.

anyway, i'll get around to accepting your friendships when i'm near an unfiltered computer.

okay, who greased my weiner? (chicago kevin), Thursday, 11 January 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

YOU HAS BEEN FRIENDERED.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I hate Mountain Dew.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

I call dibs on all Mountain Dew rejejcted by Ally.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

Well that means all of the Mountain Dew; a winner is YOU!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

man i want mountain dew in a green glass bottle again. they don't make that shit anymore!

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://bearstalkinfo.com/7672c0f0.gif
WHY DON'T YOU SAY THAT TO OUR JAZZ HANDS

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

"I'm 20 deep...oh, wait, never mind."

Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 11 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

why the fuck am i reading any politics threads, ever

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

for intelligent discourse and debate?

Ed (dali), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.victorynh.com/images/allen-football.jpg

a_p (a_p), Thursday, 11 January 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

don't worry, soon enough it'll be summer & time for IOWA STATE FAIR when presidential candidates will show up and make complete asses of themselves!! i eagerly await photos of mitt romney eating deep fried twinkies

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:34 (eighteen years ago)

just think of all the embarassing ridiculous shit that'll be on the internets during primary season

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 12 January 2007 03:36 (eighteen years ago)

man i want mountain dew in a green glass bottle again. they don't make that shit anymore!

-- Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (whateve...), January 11th, 2007. (Mr.Que)

Almost cut my hair
It happened just the other day
It's gettin kinda long
I coulda said it wasn't
in my way
But I didn't and I wonder why
I feel
like letting my freak flag fly
Cause I feel like I owe it
to someone

Must be because I had the flu' for
Christmas
And I'm not feeling up to par
It
increases my paranoia
Like looking at my mirror and seeing
a police car
But I'm not giving in an inch to fear
Cause I missed myself this year
I feel like I owe it to
someone

When I finally get myself together
I'm going to get down in that sunny southern weather
And I find a place inside to laugh
Separate the wheat
from the chaff
I feel like I owe it to someone

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 06:37 (eighteen years ago)

Top show from the FA's last night. They are sounding more and more semi-professional every day. Grooves were on lock, BLOOD DIAMONDS.

p.s. - don't let the hecklers get to you.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:00 (eighteen years ago)

Man I had to ride a "scik passenger" train this morning.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, those fucking hecklers...wonder who they coulda been.

also note to self: NEVER LEARN NOT TO WEAR EARPLUGS WHILE PLAYING. wtf was i thinking? my head is ringing like...uh...like...it's ringing so bad i can't even come up with an appropriate simile!

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

i guess i'm the david crosby of the thread. you guys were awesome last night, you both really ripped it up, no joke. i did not heckle you with my heckle, which was going to be yelling Dark Star at an inapropriate (sp?) moment

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

there is never an inappropriate moment to yell "dark star"

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

my heckles are all about yelling "SAY TAN" and "GLUE" and "HORSE TRANQUILIZERS" during postsong applause.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

i wasn't heckling, i was just giving helpful advice. then some jerk called me grouchy.

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://georgiejames.blogspot.com/

^^^dude's right, this is the best blog ever

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

"jerk"

http://www.washingtonpost.com

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

there is apparently a contingent of girl bloggers coming to challenge our trivia dominance on monday

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

hot

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

of late i've started yelling out song titles to songs by former bands of the band i'm seeing. it never fails to piss off at least one person.

note: i only do this to friend's bands, i don't heckle those i don't care about. i just ignore them.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

A couple of things:

1. Haircut. Again, not good. Must break up with Bang. Should I go to Dar1a's dude or beg Greggggg to take me back?

2. Bought myself a post-haircut present to make me feel better about bad hair: silver Richard Tyler ballet flats. Have not yet worn.

3. Bought myself a post-post-haircut present dinner at Bar Pilar to make me feel better about bad hair and questionable shoe purchase. Verdict: the food at Bar Pilar is totally awesome and I want to eat there every day.

4. Bought myself a post-post-post-haircut present dinner cab ride to make myself feel better about bad hair, questionable shoe purchase, and guilt over delicious meal (which actually only cost $30!).

5. MW disapproves of bad hair cut, says I can never again have post-post-haircut present dinner at Bar Pilar because I am not to ever go back to neighborhood where bad hair cut occurred.

6. Sad

Also: Pete, have you decided where we will be having pre-pre-movie David Lynch talk dinner?

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

KG you have to go to that dude from Muttly's for haircuts now, remember?

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

quincie, post a pic of yr "bad" haircut so we can all go "btw you are very pretty"

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.monstrula.de/filme/dorfderverdammten/pic1.jpg

LOL @ Georgie James Jokes.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000005S1S.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i was pretty proud of myself for that village of the damned one i gotta say

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Oh my god that dude from Muttley's. Oh my god all those dudes at Muttley's, Hernando and Tom. Actually, Hernando tries to kill us, so pretty much only Tom is exempt.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

um I meant save Hernando and Tom. As in, they were the only non crazy dudes. The hair dude referred to Ally as "educated pussy."

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

It showed, ZR.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

I think he referred to BOTH of you as educated pussy. and tried to pawn off his receptionist "friend" with the fake-uh boobs-uh on us in exchange for either of you.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

WOW

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

wtf, were you guys at a key party or something?

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.booksfromkorea.org/bookimage/cat%20schoolbg.jpg

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Whoa I didn't know you were talking chixor-trading with that guy! What would be your cut?

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

breast, thigh

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

HE WASN'T TALKING TO ME HARDLY AT ALL?!?!? HE WAS TALKING TO YOU, THE EDUCATED PUSSIES

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

ok band name

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

Dude we were trying to score free haircut.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

Although after the educated pussy comments there was no way I was going to let him touch my head.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha he proposed the trade to ME, like, "Hey, why don't you come with me and my friends, and we'll leave this girl that we're with with your friends, I don't like that girl very much anyway" and I was like UHHH how about no, I think I will continue to sit here and let Hernando kill me slowly.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

"Oh yes actually, me and my friend are both into being gangbanged by drunken hairdressers, however did you know!!"

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

God really we should tell Hernando to move to a different bar and stop going there.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

I think The Educated Pussies should be the opening act for The Fake Accents and Unwarranted Hi-Fives.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers

Mr. Floppy The Musical

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

That was the only time I encountered weirdness there. And just the crazy hairdresser dude would have been maybe tolerable--it was crazy hairdresser dude plus insane belligent asshole lobbyists that kind of freaked me out.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

razy hairdresser dude plus insane belligent asshole lobbyists

great tastes taste great together!

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

I mean srsly that was the first time in my almost five years here that I was like lightbulb "THIS IS WHY PPL HATE DC! I GET IT NOW!"

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

really? 'cause reading this totally makes me want to visit DC now.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

I think The Educated Pussies should be the opening act for The Fake Accents and Unwarranted Hi-Fives.

-- The Android Cat (djperr...), January 12th, 2007.

I think we need to throw TOMBOT doing standup in the mix here

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god the lobbyists! WTF! That was so weird. A) picking a fight with a GIRL? Nice job, dudes, way to be manly. B) "I make more money in a week than you make in a month?" UH ok sure you do, you're a fuckin intern also wtf kind of fight opening line is that.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

yo ally thanks for the new login dude

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

I don't even know what that dude meant by the "educated pussies" thing.

xpost yr welcome, I'll be here all day

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

also wtf kind of fight opening line is that.

Weren't these lobbyists reallllllllll drunk, too? I mean they were just stupid mean drunks instead of happy drunks.

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

"I make more money in a week than you make in a month" was literally the first thing that came out of that guy's mouth to me. I was stunned. Honestly, I guess I've led a sheltered life because honest to god I'd never encountered K street nutjobs like that before. It gave me the phear about living in the fucking US of A, never mind DC.

xpost, yeah they were drunk. And stupid and mean was an understatement. I mean "douchebag" is a term too good for these people.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

those dudes were the douchepatrol

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)

yes, i think mean drunk douchebags are mean drunk douchebags everywhere and not native to DC. i don't think their doucheness has anything to do w/the K street part. some are born douches, right?

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

some have douchedom thrust on upon them

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

DOUCHEPOCOLYPSE AT MUTTLEYS

uh MW plz to not defend DC, the way they behaved definitely had everything to do with the mindset of the K St crowd. Douches are everywhere but these were a very specific breed of douches.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

as someone who works on k street i can confirm that i am exactly like this

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

i guess my douche-o-meter is not as advanced as others. if I see a douche i just think, "out of my way, douche" and not "what category of douche is this person?" it makes me think y'all need to do a Rofflesburger's Guide to Douchery a la Peterson Bird Guide or what have you.

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

"hi, we're the fake accents, we'll rock more tonight than you will in a fucking YEAR"

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

I've lived in many different places and this is easily the douchiest place I've ever lived, it's disheartening at times because it is very difficult to avoid them--even going to bars or clubs that you assume are ok, they start to creep in slowly but surely. It is a lot easier to AVOID these people other places, I think. There is a clear deliniation between the types of places asswipes go and the places I would go, generally. But not here.

dude you are neither a lobbyist nor an intern, just cos y'all have the misfortune to work off of Farragut North doesn't mean you should defend these dudes. You should actually hate them 10x more.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah their doucheyness was definitely related to the political powerplay thing; it was a very specific kind of doucheyness I don't think you'd run into in, say, Chicago or San Fran or Wichita.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

if you went to a bar in Wichita, though, and ran into a douchey surgeon or pharma rep, you'd still think: douche.

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

alex is OTM, tho, that should be the new slogan

no, MW, we wouldn't, but plz to keep telling us all about people who harrassed us when you weren't even there!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

But I wouldn't be running into pharma lobbyists (different than pharma rep, those are hot broad douches) in Wichita!

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

alex, following up from last night here's my manhattan recipe:

3 oz rye (Old Overholt usually, Michter's for a treat)
1 oz sweet vermouth (Carpano Antica)
2 dashes orange bitters
1 spiced armagnac-soaked cherry

Combine ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker and shake it like Anita Baker. Strain carefully (no ice shards) and add cherry.

The Carpano Antica is crazy aromatic and with a much fuller body than most sweet vermouths, so I use a lesser proportion than in a typical manhattan. I'm still playing aound with different bitters, but the flavors of the rye and vermouth are so assertive that the bitters are way in the background.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

this place is weird. i sort of like it again? i think mainly because i know so many rad dudes that live around here, even if i know a whole shit ton of lamers too. the thing about a spot like this is that since there are like 200 cool people max, if you live around here long enough you will eventually meet all of them.

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

"I make more money in a week than you make in a month" was literally the first thing that came out of that guy's mouth to me.


it's not limited to dc, i ran into one of these doucheholes at a bar in chicago last week. he got all huffy and said he could buy and sell me. i asked him how long he'd been in the white slave trade game and it totally went over his head. he totally had a napoleon complex, if he had any balls he would've taken a swing at me because his drunk-off-her-ass wife was trying to pick me up.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

even going to bars or clubs that you assume are ok, they start to creep in slowly but surely. It is a lot easier to AVOID these people other places, I think. There is a clear deliniation between the types of places asswipes go and the places I would go, generally. But not here.

this is OTM

xpost awesome brian thanks!

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

really all i'm trying to say is: i'm impressed with the categorys of doucheness. i never thought about it that way!

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

i also like it here very much. driving home last night through rock creek park confirmed this

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Some types of asshole behavior are a lot easier to distract yourself from or extract yourself from than others. It's pretty difficult to escape these people when they are around you. Not really sure why you're going out on the limb for a bunch of Miller Lite drinking interns who choose to threaten women to feel good about themselves (not first time I've seen this happen, btw!! Apparently lobbyists/interns like to go around threatening ladies in bars for being poor/democrats/wanting to walk past them/etc), but let's just drop the subject because this is completely insane.

xpost it is true you run into people like this in any big city, it's just that there are 100x more of them here than in other places, and they are EVERYWHERE, it's a huge portion of the population, so even going to divey joints and bars with nothing but Joy Division and Neil Young on the jukebox can save you.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

apparently they take promotional pictures of the douches at Muttly's:

http://www.tsmuttlys.net/1143118.html

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

LOL xpost there are def categories, I mean haven't you thought about it at all? Who would you rather be forced to go to a club with, lady threatening Napoleonic republicans or a bunch of NJ guidos? They're both douches but obv the guidos are much better.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

oh man ally you just reminded me of a thread alex and i meant to start

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

OK none of those pictures were taken in Muttly's at all!!!

xpost start it!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

LOL xpost there are def categories, I mean haven't you thought about it at all? Who would you rather be forced to go to a club with, lady threatening Napoleonic republicans or a bunch of NJ guidos? They're both douches but obv the guidos are much better.

I'm totally serious, I have not ever thought about this.

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tsmuttlys.net/image/4381957_scaled_210x139.jpeg

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

"Hey, who put on 'She's Lost Control'? Sweet!"

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

so even going to divey joints and bars with nothing but Joy Division and Neil Young on the jukebox can save you.

EXACTLY! i mean, the fucking minutemen were on the jukebox while this guy was telling me about how much money he makes. it led to some internal disconnect in my brain. what the fuck is a who thinks like that doing in a bar with a heavy iggy/stooges/mc5 presence on the jukebox?

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

That photo was clearly taken on the front steps of Muttly's. You can see Felix across the street.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

haha, I see I'm not missing much by staying in most of the time.

Seconded on Pete giving the 411 on what time to assemble and watch his bus-chick magic in action

Mary (Mary), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

anyone who puts on joy division in a bar is a queer

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

Mary, I'm with you on Friday Night Lights. But Smash dating a band nerd is some obvious screenwriter wish fulfillment.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

If by "Felix" you mean "WJLA in Rosslyn", then yes, you are 100% OTM.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

alex our joy division threads are like matter and anti-matter and if they touch ilm might explode! we should see if we can make that happen.

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

My brother isn't a douche. ;_; Of course he only goes out in B'more nowadays with his FIANCEE.

OH GUYS GUESS WHAT? UHF might be touring Europe in August. brag brag brag brag brag brag etc

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

oh man that is awesome! where might you be going?

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

Sligo, London, Amsterdam, Stockholm, Sophia.

!!!!!

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://abiquadogs.com/hpca/images/DSCN3152sm.jpg
^^^ A) adorable

B) awesome!!

C) your brother is cool, he is not one of the douches.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

(obv but I wanted to clarify for everyone, tho I imagine they would guess that from the fact that he ditches to hang in B'more all the time)

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

Baltimore has its own category of douches. The Ravens.

A MAN IN A DOGBOT (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Browns vs. Colts is going to be a blowout though

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

Dave, to me a minute ago: so my dad said that multiple people around him last night said they thought you had a serious drinking problem and should seek help

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

oh i guess i did shout out ALCOHOLIC to you when you got the foamy beer all over your face and it looked like you had rabies

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

it's true Zack, you are totally drunk right now and you didn't even go to work today and you know it.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

SUPPLIES!

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

this is why i don't drink on stages in front of dads

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.indianriveraa.org/services/images/six_steps.gif

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

hey yos,
AFI thing is 720, so lets go to addis ababa in silver spring at 5pm sunday. with a potentially big group, thisll be a good gathering time. then after, we'll go downtown for drinks. depending on the size of the group, ill advocate for the raven or wonderland or big hunt.

legit?

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

This is why I stopped responding to my parents' phone calls on Sundays, I mean no one would be drunk at all but we'd be in a loud bar and my mom would accuse me of being an alcoholic. Which was ironic considering she said nothing any of the times I sent out group e-mails at 5am obviously fucked up out of my mind when I was 21, but being in a bar at a respectable hour on a Sunday watching a football game is like drunky mcdrunk territory.

xpost SWEET so who is coming on Sunday?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://home.jeffandsue.org/home_files/call_01_raise_hand.jpg

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

no, no, it's not his dad that thought i was an alcoholic, just random people around him! his dad knows i'm not an alcoholic. at least, i hope he does.

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

MW and I are coming!

Bad news: working Monday.

Good news: get next Friday off as comp!

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

Oh and also I will "work from home" Monday so as not to interfere with Sunday ramifications.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ, I just almost did one of those things where you add a whole series of shitty compilations in the same vein of one kitschy style of music to your amazon wishlist all at once

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

I need a new job stat people

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

Who wants to go here on Monday?

Crab Towne USA
( Crain Hwy & Rt. 100, Around 70 total *classics)
Glen Burnie, Maryland, USA

*classics being old pinball and video games

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

Glen Burnie's a fuckin' shithole mang.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

old pinball and video games can justify spending time in most shitholes, in my experience

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

Hey is anyone Big Hunting today?

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

sure

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

anyone else wanna go back to ye olde r'n'r inn to see DJ BRAIN BILLICK tonite?

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

brian billick vs. DJ DK at the black cat?

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

you guys spend all yr time on h st these days

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

Hey is anyone Big Hunting today?

-- quincie (quinci...), January 12th, 2007. (quincie)

ive got a few drink plans tonight, and one of them is for next door to the BH, so ill definitely at least stop in and say blood diamonds

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

yo we should consider TEMPERANCE HALL for post movie drinks on Sunday - it's a sweet spot to hang and it's a stone's throw from Georgia Ave metro station - conveniently between Silver Spring and downtown. And their 1 year anniversary is Sunday with drink specials and whatnot.

http://www.temperancehalldc.com/

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

by the way ally, last.fm thinks this should be your new ILX login: "Allyzay hasn't listened to any music yet."

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

hey brian im totally into that BUT MAYBE IS A LITTLE TOO MIDDLE-CLASS ASPIRATIONAL A PLACE FOR CERTAIN PEOPLE??

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

Pete, I don't know how to make it think I have listened to music, it doesn't connect to my iPod :(

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

SHUT UP PETE I WAS IN A WEIRD MOOD THAT NIGHT

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

they're in a dodgy neighborhood and have Yuengling and PBR!

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

also their basement has a spectacular jukebox

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

yeah yeah i was just busting zack's balls. temp hall sounds perfect.

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO DRUDGE SIREN DRUDGE SIREN: omg so my hated office has to move its physical location by the end of spring, and my boss just called me in to ask my opinions as to the possibility of GETTING RID OF THE FUCKING OFFICE ALTOGETHER AND JUST WORKING FROM HOME.

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

DUDE OMG AGR0INF0RMER U R A BRO

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

hey ZR a_p, etc:

"Zen Arcade": Great party record or THE GREATEST party record?

Interpreter of dreams predictor of weather (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

thanks to kg for giving me some non-work-related totally lame shit to do for a few minutes I guess

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/355081999_6702839d5e.jpg?v=0

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

the movie would have been better had the actual minnie driver spent the entire time walking around with a cell phone in her mouth

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

fuck you, slacks! soon i will potentially only wear you to relatives' funerals, which is how it should be.

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

xpost TOMBOT dude that is not lame and self deprication is not allowed.

also: Temperance Hall has 60 min Dogfish on tap=YES!

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO WTF TOM Y U MAKE ME BEN WHOFLECK?

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

Tom that is really uncool and insulting to everyone involved except for possibly you. Which I GUESS IS YOUR BIG MASTER PLAN.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/153/1209808.jpg

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

The draft lineup at Temperance might not be quite as listed, but I assure you it will be good.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

tom it's kind of awesome though because cut-out heads are sort of always funny

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

that is true

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

this morning at the alleged convenience store at the forest park blue line stop a girl in front of me bought a bag of cheetos. then she opened the bag and paid an extra dollar to get melted nacho cheese ladled into the bag.
that almost tipped the scales as far as which direction my hangover was going.

-- chicago kevin (blablabl...), January 12th, 2007

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA move to DC kevin

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

you can either see it as insulting to you personally or as another pile-on to how much that movie sucks now, that the four of us drunk and not even trying would be terrific replacements for the entire cast, especially if we did not do any of the things that happen in the film.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

oh god that is disgusting

xpost well I didn't look at things that way, that we were supposed to read that as having nothing to actually do with the film Good Will Hunting and actually assume you meant for it to be a completely different movie entirely.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

guys i think we are responsible for ILM being totally awesome today, at least on the three threads i've looked at.

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

the ZA thread is so good

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

are you cutting yourself?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

okay either hoosteen is not a recent poster at all or he/she/it has picked up some distinguishing prose patterns from some user from back when I used to post to ILM, like 3 years ago or so, the comment about groove being too oblique for drinking, or whatever, complete and utter deja vu to some argument I had with some other idiot, in my yoof

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

someone else (ethan?) made some comment that suggested to me that hoosteen was old school

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

pete i am so tempted to paste the text of yr last email into this thread

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

paste the whole conversation if youre gonna post any of it

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

PASTE IT

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

yeah you can't do that and then not do it.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

yeah we're bored, entertain us

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Pete Smith
to me

dude im all over the place. i just sent a message to this cute girl via LATE NIGHT SHOTS.

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

sorry pete ;_; you can embarrass me now

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

NOT THE WHOLE CONVO

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

YES YES YES YOU WIN AT LIFE

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

LOL LOL LOL

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

that's not that embarassing! dude's playing the field

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

lauren sp0hrer agreed the girl is cute! and she apparently goes to w0nderland and REC3SSIONS, which means BANG sense of humor and UNH somewhat commensurate tastes

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

subject: WTF LNS

i only ever open my LNS account to gawk, but you are cute and you like the same bars as me. except i think when i registered my favorite bars, wonderland was still too much hinterland for the LNS membership. anyhow, im pete - nice to see you.

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

OK I'm confused. Fuck you slacks, are you and I married? Y/N.
If N, where the hell is the spousage today?

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

PS you rule!

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

ok that is hilarious

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Oh jesus.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

"wonderland was still too much hinterland"

^^^^ good line amirite???

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

i heard it's a popular bar!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

this funny new life i have is fun

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

OK AA at 5 on Sunday.

What's everyone doing Saturday? There is a David Bowie partay at Rock N. Roll Hotel.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry at this latest turn of events.

Mary (Mary), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

Pete I insist you tell us who this character is so we can look her up on the LNS.

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

subject WTF ILX

Hey quincie, i only am on ilx to gawk, but you are cute and it seems like you get your haircut a lot. except i think when you click "show all details" it shows you who i really am. the big hunt is sometimes a little too sister ray for me, anyhow, wanna hang out this weekend?

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

The last Oh Snap! is Saturday, so I'll be walking in a hinter Wonderland.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha we are all such wastes of genius, posting here in this big circle-joke

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

except last night, when a substantial amount of ZR's stage banter was trivia/ILX references.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha LOL LNS

oh no, sunday afternoon is PATRIOTS v CHARGERS
can i meet yall for drinks afterward? i didn't get d lynch tickets anyways

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

TEMPERENCE HALL, dar1a? we will call when inland empire is over...

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

oh goddamnit why is that game the late game.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

THE NFL IS SAVING THE BEST FOR LAST.

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

(hi DC!)

apparently that's the "premier" game of the weekend, according to some dude on NFLN, Ally.

horseshoe (horseshoe), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

there were no ilx references, thank you very much BRIAN - don't try to blood diamonds your way outta this!

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

well I wanted to watch it to watch Brady bitch out some more but oh well. I'll have to console myself with the rain bowl in B'more.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

I don't go to trivia, so they're ILX references to me.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, in my world even Flipper only exists as an ILX reference.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/fantasy/08/10/mock.draft.syken/t1_brady1_si.jpg

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

what the democrats need is some BALLS

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

BALLS in the SLOT

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

I give up on ILE

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

dude the new "hunting" feature on LNS is way fucked up and has terrible implications for our future as a species

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

one could say the same for the existence of LNS itself

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

i considered "hunting" that LNS chick! then i was like NO

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

wtf are you guys talking about.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

LNS itself is not actively frightening to me in theory though. this hunting shit is.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

ok I went and logged in because of you doucheholes and I have to say that actually using a picture from American Psycho to illustrate "hunting" is completely creepy and horrible.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

you go on LNS and click on 15 users you would be willing to, uh, takedown, and I think if one of them does the same to you, you both get an email letting you know you have to meet up somewhere and get hammered and have awful sex.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

That seems like an awfully complicated way to end up at Smith Point just like you would anyway.

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

you both get an email letting you know you have to meet up somewhere and get hammered and have awful sex.

once again, i think i need to make some changes in my life because when i read this i gave a little sigh and thought it was kind of quaint. then a voice in the back of my head was like "dude, what the fuck...?"

chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

I'm putting all of you in my hunting range so we can have a big awful orgy and then murder each other or whatever is implied by American Psycho pictures.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

No way! (Don't tell Pete.)

Mary (Mary), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

i usually don't murder people after orgies, i'm too tired

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

it's like hi we at LNS have recognized the majority of our clientele have a pathologically hard time getting enough meaningless hookups. to help you in these trying times, by which we mean your whole fucking life, you sad, sociopathic children, we have instituted a partially automated means to shotgun "wanna bang?" messages to anybody you like, without them having to actively reject you or you having to then threaten them with physical harm for rejecting you.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

wp-content/uploads/2006/04/AMERICAN%20PSYCHO-787214.jpg
I THINK U R HOTT. MEET ME AT SMITH POINT. I'LL BE THE GUY PLAYING 'NOVELTY' AT THE JUKEBOX.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

OK I'd like to just say that it is actually a problem with the HTML syntax checker that fucked up my post just now

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

lol ihttp amirite?

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

The LNS forums are surprisingly dull today!

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

Wanna bang? You guys are making this up, right?

Mary (Mary), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

when they go 0/15 with their hunting range picks they call this "getting big timed by everyone"

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

No not ihttp, the syntax checker will not allow you to post an img that contains the letters "src" anywhere in the URL. It will delete the rest of the URL and restart wherever the SRC is. It's completely bonkers.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

I kept trying and trying and trying and was like you know what this isn't that funny to begin with :(

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

the archetypal yuppie of the eighties sounds precisely like, um, everyone you know.

1/12/07 WE ARE ALL DAVID BROOKS NOW

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, it's not just in DC? Website front page is NYC.

Mary (Mary), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2006/04/AMERICAN%20PSYCHO-787214.jpg
^^^ the image!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

xxxxxp - haha no dude just funnin i know you hate ihttp with the fire of a thousand suns

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

AWWW I STILL LIKE YOU ALLEY

http://images.footballfanatics.com/productImages/_118000/FF_118726_s.jpg

LOVE BLUEY

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

That image was totally worth it. By the way, can we still use ihttp, or do we have to do the other thing now?

Mary (Mary), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/AMERICAN%20PSYCHO-787214.jpg

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

gracias!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2006/fantasy/08/10/mock.draft.syken/t1_brady1_si.jpg

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

hm ok i'm about to leave so when should i meet y'all?

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

I will meet you right now if you buy me 2 pizzas!!!

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

OH THATS ALL YOU CAN THINK ABOUT IS THE NEXT TIME YOU GET YR LIPS AROUND THE SWEET SWEET BOTTLE, eh, MR. "I'M NOT AN ALCOHOLIC"

I get off @ 6.

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

OK 1 pizza!!!

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

imma meet amy and nicole at cafe citron (one door south of BH) at 615 or 630. i figured with the rest of my workday, id call rory and read some of my book!

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

I DEMAND ONE TOO

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

PIZZA I MEAN NOT PETE'S BOOK OR WHATEVER

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

WE COULD ALL USE A GOOD BOOK

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

i actually think i'm going to pass out so if someone would like to pass some pizza my way that would be great

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

k well i can't make any promises pizzawise but i might just head up and grab a table so i can start drinking because that is all i ever want to do ever and it's also what i've secretly been doing all day anyway but i would like to continue it without this shameful veil of secrecy

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

wait at Big Hunt or what?

quincie (quincie), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

ZR here's your book

http://www.aabibliography.com/4editb.jpg

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

of course big hunt where else in this town do people go for pizza

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

i just got a spam e-mail from "sledgehammer s. middles" and i am disappointed this is not a real person and i am actually being serious about the passing out so i really doubt i will be "hunting" tonight

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

aight well i'm gonna go tool around and take a walk and then head over. see you guys laaaaaaaaater!

gangbanged by drunken hairdressers (teenagequiet), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

dammit i just got my first iTunes giftcard for my bday from my brother dan, and i accidentally spent $7 before remembering to enter the card code.

STUPID

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

so much for yr huntin' money

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY BY THE WAY

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

For Ed:

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/12/nyregion/12mbrfs-TRAINS.html?_r=1&oref=slogin

Mary (Mary), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:17 (eighteen years ago)

oh no.. christian bale. an old friend of mine was/is totally messed up on drucqs and booze & for a while did nothing but stay in his apt watching american psycho over and over and over.. at that point i didn't call him any more

WAIT DUDE are you saying tom brady is a patrick bateman too!!??
probably.

dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

it could be read as victory over the html parser, but yeah, it's a pretty aggro pose

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, how do I get to Addis Ababa from the Metro?

Mary (Mary), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

- walk up colesville rd until you get to fenton
- turn right on fenton
- after turf field on left, movies/borders on right, after passing through bonifant street, it will be on yr left in a two-story building
- we will be upstairs!

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

alex how did you victorize the html parser btw?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

threw out the php entirely!

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

DELETE "watermark.php?src=" from url (xpost yes)

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

ooh thank you. for some reason my browser went fucking bonkers when i did that the first time so instead of assuming "my computer is bullshit" like i should've i assumed i was wrong :(

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

ODB Beer Tower - Invite a friend, sit down, relax and enjoy 133 ounces of your favorite Old Dominion Draft. (Minimum of two people per order)

YES

Brian Miller (Brian Miller), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

ODB would approve.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

dooz the red line is still completely, completely fucked.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

what are you talking about

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Metrorail is currently experiencing a service disruption at Grosvenor station.
Disruption details: Sick customer. The estimated delay is 10 minutes.

single tracking all the way to metro center I think

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

oh for fuck's sake

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

tom did you confirm that by riding on it, or just checking wmata's website

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

both you anal fact-head

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

OK who else just got sad face lonely man message from our latest drunkie

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

whoa ladies calm down

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

yeah imma go now to BH

69 (plsmith), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

yeah no shit duder, just asking. i might go to BH and metro home or I might bus it and this may factor in

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

it sometimes seems like ally has set up keyboard shortcuts for responding to tom's posts

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

fuck you slacks is an anal fact head

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

dude for reals even when she's not feeling very good she still types about 140 wpm

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

wait am i supposed to lose capabilities when i'm not feeling well or something?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)


tom when I asked about the metro i was not trying to be snippy up there at all, if it helps you any.

fuck you slacks (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

i think the names "fuck you slacks" and "gangbanged by drunk hairdressers" are making people more aggro today. it is giving the thread an edge that we are perhaps not ready for.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

listen man I invented your whole life using my ears, does that help YOU any

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

ok i'm lost now

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, me too.

pink cupcakes and puppy dog tails (Mr.Que), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

pink cupcakes and puppy dog tails can go FUCK themselves! lol j/k ;)

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

man that thing that dr. ben does every single time I change the litter box kind of makes me want to never change the litter box. Jesus H. Stank Christ, cat.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

you know what, today was not a banner day for this thread and i vote we forget it happened.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

# anyone who puts on joy division in a bar is a queer (142 new answers, last at 5:35 pm)

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

(i.e. i accept full responsibility)

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

oh sure you do. I suppose what this thread needs is a 15% troop increase?

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

all i'm saying is, any day that features pete's mash note to an LNS'er can't be a complete wash

a_p (a_p), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah that's true esp since it was pretty choice with the hinterland thing

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Friday, 12 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

Thank-you, mary, I shall apply for that job. There is no reason why there shouldn't be through trains from the LIRR to NJT.

Ed (dali), Friday, 12 January 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

I am quite bored.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

wanna get a bagel with me?

69 (plsmith), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

i just ate but maybe--when are you going? I have to get in the shower.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

ill call u

69 (plsmith), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT I KINDA WANT A BAGEL?

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

I AM NOT GETTING A BAGEL NOW

alex waht u doing 4 football?

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

wait maybe I should actually take this "shower' i keep talking about

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

tonight i think i am going to mr and mrs queueu's stately house

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

ok I was going to say "no no the NOW game' and then realized the games are both late tonight. uh. NEVER MIND i'm going to go finish my coffee and stop spazzing out.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to revive my thread about how I refuse to work today.

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

both are late game? oh no.. now what am i going to do all day

dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.twoday.net/mahalanobis/images/alcoholic.jpg

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

"Work" (Elam/Hailey/Martin) – 2:57

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

"Work" (Cale/Reed) -- 2:36

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

now i will take a shower. anyone want pre-football lunch or drink or something?

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

now i will take a shower drink a beer.

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

me! i will go out pre-football. i have very slowly completed the "shower" task now will move on to slowly completing the "hair drying" task.

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh man, yr way ahead of me

say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:02 (eighteen years ago)

i still gotta go to cvs ;_;

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

I gotta clear my headspace

the wages of sin is death (Brian Miller), Saturday, 13 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

ware is house of quincies?? Can someone send direx pls my email is for real.

Stephen X (Stephen X), Saturday, 13 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

What time is the football party? I get off the work at 5. Also, who's playing?

Mary (Mary), Saturday, 13 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

Ms Mary it is colts + baltimore and the game is at 4:30 but 5pm leaving work would get you there by at least halftime!

AllyzayEisenschefterBDawkinsFlyingSquirrelRomoCrying.jpg (allyzay), Saturday, 13 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

And I can come? Please forward address to me also bc I have forgotten it. Please to also direct from Catholic U. :)

Mary (Mary), Saturday, 13 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

mark forgot to do this.

Dustin Hoffman's Coffee is Cold in DC in 2007

TOMB07 (TOMBOT), Saturday, 13 January 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)


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