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― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/220/doonescald9xa.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

TWIN PEAKS SPOILER

thread of the day

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

it's making me want to watch twin peaks.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

this is the best thread title yet. that movie had a lot of cats!!

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

dammit guys

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

I'm gonna start a thread asking all of ilx's Don Quixotes which windmills I should be chasin'

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

yesterday they put up a stripper movie and today they're giving away a nintendo:

Since this month marks the one-year anniversary of our undercover investigation into the evil primate experimentation laboratory Covance, and since the demo of the new Zelda features Link rescuing trapped monkeys from cages, we thought we’d mark the occasion with a huge giveaway: One lucky winner gets a free copy of Twilight Princess and a brand-new Wii to play it on

PETA KILLS KITTENS

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

scientologists and moonies need to step up

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

"Do you have a minute for revolutionary tits and videogames"

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

What you got Larouche? What you got?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Peta's only marketing tactics for years have been naked people and giveaways. In fact, to bring this full circle, LAURA PALMER posed for one of the naked people ads.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

I'm done talking about PETA, I'm talking about Log Cabin Republicans now

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

Tonight they'll be sponsoring a lard wrestling contest with some help from the CATO

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

Famke Janssen autographed copies of all three X-men movies

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

naked famke janssen + petey = kind of weird, not really sure if I want to support PETA.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

naked famke janssen + petey = ~~kind of weird~~OH SHIT YEAH CAN YOU FEEL ME

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

what other hilarious groups of misguided fools are there in this town for me to compare unfavorably with boobs and nintendos

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

hospitalized mothers?

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

basically every group in the word besides the Manning Family compares unfavorably with boobs and Nintendos, you moron.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

you are not allowed to nominate your own employer

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

I had no idea hospitalized mothers were Pete's employers.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

Access to the URL: http://www.peta2.com/outthere/o-famke.asp has been denied.
(Your request was denied because of its content categorization: Non-Governmental Organizations, Extreme.)

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

IT goons/Homeland Security thugs should be taking away my access momentarily.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

WHAAAAAAA OMG

where u work kevin?

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

the NGO X-GAMES

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

YES THAT IS WHAT MY CIRCUS WILL BE CALLED

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

a large department in the federal government. nothing fun or interesting but it does pay my rent so i'm leaving it with a large department in the federal government.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

Well in fairness, PETA are basically extremists when it really comes down to a lot of their non-cuddly, naked lady positions, and they are NOT a government organization, so workplace kind of OTM. Though totally retarded regardless.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

retardless

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

on "All Things Considered" they said you shouldn't use the word 'retardless'. Even if it is very funny.

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

We hurt Jagger's feelings!

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

OK I have to say I have been saying "retarded" a lot more since the announcement that dar1a (??I think) was listening to an NPR special on why using the word retarded was mean.

XPOST

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, I don't want to read that thread anymore, did you see the gif on the excelsior page though? I wonder why that bear = rape, when did that meme happen.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

so to recap; blocked at work are: flckr, youtube, myspace, anyplace with the word "records" in the url, peta. it's a growing list.

xpost, that reminds me i'm going to see a taping of Wait! Wait! Don't Tell Me on thursday.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

oh fuck ATC

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

I don't do excelsior threads, try to avoid the meta. He really hates you, ally. No poppage for you.

(can you post the gif here)

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v151/donkey_punch/1169464258077.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

hehehe

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

I am glad he hates me, that means he won't stalk me on myspace and try to "court" me.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

by "court" I mean exactly that gif above

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

whatever happened to squirrel police

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

killed himself

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

became GZeus

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

got eaten by Nude Spock in a serial killer beef

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

I mean really the opportunities are endless

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ehx.com/ehx2/images/n_bassballs.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060526/143652__snl_l.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/kent/content/images/2005/09/01/subbuteo_drogba_203x152.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.backyardproductions.co.uk/movies/sw2/archive/Yoda%20in%20Jedi%20Council%20-%20close%20from%20side.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

HUEG photo

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'm really sorry I meant to post the thumbnail version.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

reminder e-mails to do something that incidentally happen to cc your boss: passive-aggressive, diplomatic, or just plain rude? worth calling out Y/N

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

passive-agressive

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

at my last job there was a project manager who would write bitchy reminder emails to me and BLIND COPY the boss - I don't even know what behavior category that falls into.

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

that falls into assholism and straight out aggressive, your boss should've called him/her on it straight out, it's completely unprofessional to blind copy anyone.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

How do I shot non- latin unicode alphabets on ILX?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

?, ?????? ???????

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

Δ, Й, ק, م, ๗, あ, 叶, 葉, and 냻

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

my guess is that most folks here are not knowledgeable re: what is a blind copy, or they'd use it all the dame time - as it is I get enough messages that request return receipt upon being read (which I always stop) or copy my boss out of the blue, and it's like what do you do? my boss isn't about to get on my case for it, and it only serves to annoy me and stress me out

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

cut and paste from other web pages seems to be the only way to go

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

I'm trying that but it seems to come out wrong. I may just blame óáöáñé öïñ éô

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Ù, ðáßäåò ÅëëÞíùí, ßôå
Åëåõèåñïýôå ðáôñßä', åëåõèåñïýôå äå

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

oh request return reciepts blow chunks. my boss emails me asking me to do something and then follows up with a phone call an hour later to make sure i'm doing it. KLG's old boss used to send her emails and then yell through the wall (they had offices next door to each other): "DID YOU GET MY EMAIL THAT I JUST SENT?"

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

it will have less effect now but that seemed to work

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:57 (eighteen years ago)

Oh I hate people who request a return receipt, it's so rude and invasive. And their e-mails are NEVER very important.

There are several really bitchy, passive-aggressive people I have to deal with regularly here and it just makes me so bothered. You just have to wonder what fucking tree stump they fell out of that they think this is an acceptable way to behave towards other coworkers. And coworkers is ALWAYS the correct term; it is rarely someone significantly higher up than you that is behaving in such a childish CYA and/or bitchy fashion.

xpost oh there is a coworker here, who I basically like a lot, but she's incredibly guilty of that, there are times she will be at my desk before my computer has even alerted me that I received a new e-mail, asking if I read her e-mail.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

it's completely passive-aggressive and poor etiquette, which should be recognized and addressed as such by your boss, but as in so many situations in the lovely "workplace environment" we are forced to live with in this day and age the rude shitbags get away with whatever they want because nobody else feels it's worth the time to try and set them straight and possibly force a confrontation. after all one or the other or all of you won't be working wherever you are for that much longer eh ha ha oh god what have we created

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

yeah KLG's thing seems pretty common, and her old boss had this dry sense of humor, so he might have been fucking with her. *i miss him*

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

I almost sent a REALLY nasty e-mail to someone the other day, and CC:ed their boss though so...but it was not a reminder CYA e-mail, it was a "this person needs to be fired for repeatedly speaking to people in this fashion" e-mail.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

in that case you don't CC the boss, you TO the boss, and they come over and talk to you, and then go take care of their subordinate because that's what being the boss means.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

not around here it doesn't, as far as I can tell. This girl is basically very unpleasant and lazy and very passive-aggressive about the fact that she only does one thing and refuses to do anything else, even if it is tangentially related to what she does and it would be easier/involve less steps if she just DID IT.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

except I guess that's still in my dreamworld where people are promoted on merit and interest in increased responsibility instead of being promoted or dumped into boss positions because they can clean a golf ball really good without using their hands

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

The email in question was really bitchy and borderline psycho, it said in it (emphasises NOT mine, and the e-mail came out of the blue) "In Dec, YOU submitted a CC request for XXXX to pay their XX/XX Disp CL ad for $2750, AD#XXXX. YOU broke the charge into two payments for $1875. As you must be able to see, they were overcharged by $1000..." goes on from here with instructions for me (note: this person is well beneath me in rank here). Notes to be noted:

1. I did not submit this request, at all. It was clearly submitted by CH, who should've been the person contacted. Preferably not in such a bitchy manner.
2. I pulled the paperwork, the amount written on the forms WE have clearly state $1375--ie this bitch misread the number as an 8 instead of a 3.
3. SHE HAS THE CREDIT CARD INFORMATION, THE CREDIT CARD HOLDER'S CONTACT INFORMATION, EVERYTHING, RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. JUST REFUND THE MONEY???

The best is when she e-mails you to request that you write out a form for this shit, we don't even have access to the credit card numbers on our system, they get scrambled. Then she'll lecture you for not writing the credit card number, WHICH SHE HAS IN FRONT OF HER BECAUSE THAT IS HER JOB, on the form. It's bizarre.

So I just basically ignored it. But to send such a fucked up worded e-mail??? What the hell.

Still waiting on these fuckers in finance to bother fixing my commissions as well. I'm also pretty convinced they fucked up something to do with my bonus now too.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

As even YOU must be able to see, a 3 and an 8 are different numbers, though very similar... (?O_O)?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

eh, I kinda wrote back sweetly enough like "Thanks! In the future could you ask me for things more clearly because I couldn't understand for a while why you thanked me when stuff wasn't done yet"

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

maybe she's (*) (*)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

bonus? bonus and commissions and raises backdated, oh my. Why don't they just pay you like 3x yr base salary and leave it at that? oh right because otherwise salespeople would never do any work ever just like the rest of us incl. that cunt fuck bitch shit who has the credit card account numbers.

she probably has that job because nobody else is dumb enough to be trusted with so many corporate CC numbers

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

oops, xpost that was re: my passive aggressive colleague

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

yeah and my stoned person was for ally not dar1a, sorry

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

damnit, I hate unicode

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

Here is the deal re: bonus, IT IS VERY CONFUSING

OK my "territory" got switched in like mid-Nov but I was supposed to be getting BONUS based on my OLD territory. But, since my territory my COMMISSIONS come off of is a different set, I only got info and orders on that territory, and NOT the one that bonus was based off of. Well, apparently my old territory did a complete face-plant after I "left" it (read: was still the only person doing anything here anyway), or something, because after months of being well ahead of goal, I failed to make my goal and did not get bonus. BUT I was thinking about this: my commissions statement based on my current territory for December was completely, insanely wrong by a good $20k or more. Who is to say that the other territory I USED to do isn't also completely jacked up in December, and not being credited properly? Two of the things that used to be my "territory" were dissolved in December but since my bonus was based on those being separate, they should've still been kept separate for those purposes, AND SUCH I THINK THE AMOUNT FOR THE TERRITORY IS PROBABLY VERY, VERY WRONG.

Should I bother asking for a copy of that territory's statement as well and work this out? It's only going to be like maybe $500 extra, heavily taxed.

xpost A) we aren't talking even corporate CC numbers, these are hundreds of clients so you are probably right.
B) that is a great e-mail message and I have done things like that too, faux-sweet kind of thing. That way the boss can shrug and not tell you that you are being aggressive.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

God that is confusing, I need to create a graphic.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/64/Risk_2210_game_board_01.jpg/800px-Risk_2210_game_board_01.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

How do we play that over the net?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.smileygames.net/wiki/index.php?title=Invade_Earth

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

yes ok in November I switched to being Europe and its nuclear holocaust or whatever is going on there. I previously had been Australia. HOWEVER in this post 1/22/07 world, Australia territory no longer includes those two red blobs randomly atop it, that is now no-mans-land. When I was Australia, though, they were part of me. I think that my bonus is based on this post 1/22/07 world, and I am getting shafted.

WHAT DO I DO

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.mixedgreens.com/ArtWeb/publish/worksimages/KROU.0072_xl.jpg

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

I think you should see about the statement for your old territory, since nobody else is going to look out for that

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

i'm still scarred from playing Risk in high school with my uncle who was/is a Green Beret. he'd start with Western Australia and basically take over the entire world in, like, three moves.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

it's not very much money though, at all

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

make up your mind whether it's worth it to squeeze the proper bonus out of these bastards or to just say fuck it and then follow through with whichever decision. $500 taxed at 30% is still enough to buy a Wii, for instance. Or several copies of Risk 2210. but not enough for this thing, which everyone wants, but too bad:
http://img3.musiciansfriend.com/dbase/pics/products/8/2/5/402825.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

it's taxed more like 40%

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

no one wants that looper. we need to focus on our hunter age 3 anime/flash cartoon, etc.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

oy still enough for a nintendo though

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

At an international summit, all leaders agree to decommission MOD units

this is not something I recall from risk

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

basically is it worth $300 of your time?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

remembering at 2:54 that you have a 3:00 meeting 2 blocks away - CLASSIC!

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

posting on ILX one (1) minute later instead of going though is even more classic, I have done that before :D

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

Is the movie, the league of extraordinary gentlemen worth watching?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

Damnit it was my only hope.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

that's the saddest thing i've ever read

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

;_1

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry, I'm hurting a lot of people today ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

I have been in, ill all day, and bad comicbook flick was going to save me from what should I eat/wear/paint when I buy/sell/renovate my house in the Dordogne.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/114/367272943_f7211410c3_o.png

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

it doesnt have to be good to watch it!

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

yeah yeah TOMBOTZ

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.vgmaps.com/ is full of incredible opportunities for Hunter Age 3

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

ally, if stuff is as messed up as you say, are you sure the error is likely only $500? i mean it wouldn't hurt to get the paperwork on everything & review. and then explain where people screwed up in very very plain third grade level language with bullet points

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

by bullet points we mean FACE PUNCHES y/n

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/8784670601381092.JPG?0.9017830924057922

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tvsquad.com/media/2006/04/serie_bap.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Captions, please

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

i just read that. is crazypants still going?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

i was laughing on the inside about gabbneb's post. not sure what "crazypants" refers to.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

crazy FROG

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.wayofthemaster.com/goodperson.shtml

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:q0nI0xTDMstGkM:http://media.playstadium.dk/cpg133/albums/screenshots/TrueCrimeNewYork/001/Sawed%252520Off%252520Shotgun_gun.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.usatoday.com/travel/news/2007-01-23-drunk-flier-charged_x.htm

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070123/ap_on_re_us/flight_tantrum
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ YES I HAVE HOPE FOR OUR COUNTRY STILL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha crazy drunk paris hilton bitches be starting shit on planes

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

ohno SOTU should i even watch? last year i watched from some bar on the hill standing next to a bunch of republicans and/or lobbyists

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

convincing my boss that i needed the entire day to cover 2 1/2 hours of a meeting about ten minutes from my office was, considering the events of last night -> this morning, SUCH A GOOD IDEA

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

also is the interaction where LJ starts h8n on ally funny enough to justify reading the thread wherein it occurs?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

not at all! The funny part has been reposted here, and that is rape bear chasing the girl.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

noted!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

by the way, I had choose your own lunch adventure runner-up bigos today at Restaurant Kolumbia and while it was pretty good it just reminded me that one of their $9 bar lunch specials for January is the wild mushroom lasagna with fontina and braised leeks. Srsly that is one of the best veg entrees I've ever had, ZR you gotta lock that down.

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

dudes i am seriously apocalyptic today - anybody want dinner??

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

that is a terrible pickup line

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno, it's kinda working for me though I'm not known for being particularly savvy with my pick-up-line-preferences.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

this is how i feel

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WofFb_eOxxA

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

i want korean food for dinner

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

I know that cat

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

dinner is great! where do they sell it

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh man I would be really angry with that cat after about 10 minutes of that.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

http://mandudc.com/
korean
pretty good
unless yall want to drive to annandale or something

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

Next to my house.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

MANDU IS GOOD

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

WE LOVE MANDUUUUU
BECAUSE IT IS.. CLOSE TO US

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.printshop.co.uk/rathergood/images/thumb/p00000196.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Guys I'm playing the powerball tomorrow and therefore will be rich and will not need to come to work on Thursday, or any Thursday ever again.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Why did I not think of this plan sooner?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, my coworker has the same plan.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

"plan"

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

The pub downstairs has decided to put live music on. Tonight we have 'Sax Appeal'. Today sucks.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

Well that is dum of your coworker because I am winning, not her.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha KLG is funnys

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

Hmmm. . . xpost in there, sorrys

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

dude my coworker is not even a girl!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

If I win tonight's MegaMillions, I will buy a new ILX server made out of solid gold.

― milo z (mlp), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

And Ally, You were right, this is the dumbest movie ever made (Sax appeal appear to be two guys with saxophones and a backing tape).

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

Will you buy louis jagger a mail order bride?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

The movie is pretty terrible! I don't remember much about it besides really thinking it was a horrible waste of my time.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha! that's funny Ed, I know an American who's already in a band who would love to join Sax Appeal!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

...and it's Rob Lowe from Saint Elmo's Fire.

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.citypages.com/blogmedia/amadzine/lowedown.jpeg

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT TIME MANDU?

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

whenevs after like 6:30 is good for me

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

really we gone do this? oh broz I am so stoked!!! I am going to eat a spicy piggy

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

OK 630?

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to eat a spicy piggy

roffle

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

NEW BEST WEBSITE EVER

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

630
I are leave now, I might be a few min late

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 23 January 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

ok, yeah, louis, i'm barely older than you, and was an obnoxious dick when i started posting here, but i somehow avoided this insane trolling effect you have (maybe because i've had sex lolol j/k blood diamonds louis), and seriously -- you're probably a totally normal dude, and i understand that it's gotta be stressful to have a dozen strangers across the world mocking you on the internet, but LET IT GO and for the sake of your sanity do not EVER write the words "ilx, you've just earned yourself a point-by-point dissection" AGAIN

-- say it with blood diamonds (a|e...), January 23rd, 2007. (a_p)

alex i love you

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 01:21 (eighteen years ago)

Oh damn, I didn't check ilx. Would have wanted to try Mandu & was at GW with a car.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 05:21 (eighteen years ago)

love you too zr

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 07:34 (eighteen years ago)

alex i love you too

ps not TOMBOSEVENANDAHALF

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 07:54 (eighteen years ago)

zack:

sojutinis, yook ga JANNNNNG and mandu mandu mandu almost made up for not generating the future of music as we don't know it tonight.

almost.

stabbings on the way.

that should be interpreted as a BE EXCITORED/GET STOKXED, not so much a threat. but yo you read achewood too, right?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 08:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.achewood.com/comic.php?date=01112007

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 08:02 (eighteen years ago)

HEY DCILX do you fancy a pint this friday evening?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

aw dude you don't need to come all the way back down here just for beers! but yes.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

dcilx smoked all my cigarettes

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

dcilx is also turning my neighbors against me!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Yea, I'll drink with you, M.!

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

YES

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

friday night fapdown

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

splendid. i'm driving down friday afternoon (ugh), hope to get there by 8 or 9...

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

how long you in town mookie?

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Can you drive fast and make happy hour?

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

all cigarettes are gone? pretty sure I left a nearly full pack of parliaments on the table (please have them, I don't want to smoke any more..)

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

Pete! Purchase for me a Powerball ticket and, in the event that the ticket entitles us to money, we shall split it in half. I will, of course, reimburse you for the cost of said ticket either way.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:29 (eighteen years ago)

The preceeding post constitutes an offer. It is an offer of a promise to pay half of the winnings on and reimbursement of costs of acquisition of a lottery ticket. Pete's reply in the affirmative will create a binding contract. In the event that Pete accepts this contract, but cannot take his lazy ass accross K street to get a ticket for me, I will be rewarded damages of $120 million, or half of the potential winnings.

Which portion of this previous statement makes absolutely no sense?

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

In the event that Pete accepts this contract, but cannot take his lazy ass accross K street to get a ticket for me, I will be rewarded damages of $120 million, or half of the potential winnings

???

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

i was OTM re: Webb writing his own speech and it being awesome
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16779514/site/newsweek/

maybe i could get a job as a pundit if i could stretch it out to 1000 words instead of just saying "i think webb wrote his own speech and it was awesome"

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Hi everyone. Yes yes to FAPing mookie style on Friday!

Huh. May have a lead on a new job. . . back at LM. Is this a terrible idea? At least I know who'd I'd be working for and that the job would actually be something more than a well-paid secretarial position.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't think we were being so loud that your neighbors should've been mad ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

ha they apparently complained to the building manager, asked how many people lived here, and said it had been going on for "months"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

BLOGGING HURTS THE ONES WE LOVE THE MOST AND CAUSES A RUCKUS, ETC

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

wow! That is really passive aggressive though, to pound on walls (at 9:30??!) and then complain to the building manager instead of saying anything to you. Maybe I am just not a very complainy person when it comes to living situation and apartment building noise though, I mean it wouldn't too much occur to me to be offended by it and I think I am alone in this these days :(

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

If it makes you feel any better, when I was a building manager I knew that "months" was bitchy code for "two to three days, tops" and usually disregarded that part of it.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

i'm the same way ally, don't really give a shit about noise -- and we weren't that loud but we did keep partying until like 2:30 on a "work" night, so whatever, passive-aggressive cats are passive-aggressive

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

also, http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

ok, wait a second, who the hell's shoes are these????

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

WTF!
http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/23108625_scaled_487x456.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

-- B.L.A.M. (bigheadyet...), January 24th, 2007. (Big Loud Mountain Ape)

how much do these tickets cost? and why am i lazy for not doing something that never occurred to me? and WHERE'S MY REMOTE??

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/9943202_scaled_325x289.jpg

"Pray for our troops and all of our allied coalition forces around the world. Don't come back at me with some smart remark about prayer...I don't care 'to whom' you pray...

JUST DO IT," says Sugar Bush Squirrel!

http://www.sugarbushsquirrel.com/image/9945905.jpg

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

are they delmans that look like jazz shoes? those are mine - i was wearing my adidas on the street & had my work shoes in my bag
(i just assumed i'd taken them out of my purse this morning)

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

hows noize for you today, dar1a?

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

YES mystery solved these are dar1a's shoes

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

sensible, classy, and comfortable btw

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

how long you in town mookie?

just friday night through sunday afternoon

Can you drive fast and make happy hour?

i wish, but it depends on how early the spouse can get out of work + that part of the new jersey fucking turnpike where the lanes merge, etc.

where is a good place for yunz? i wouldn't mind meeting the big huntress whose best customers are pete & zr

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

sorry! at first i thought ok who was the drunkie who walked out in their socks
i sort of feel a little bit fashion-victim about those shoes, because they're like the new thing that isn't ballet flats, but to really be fashion victimy they'd have to be white and i wasn't willing to go that far
if you are @ friday happy hour or fap or whatever & can bring them along that would be awesome

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

did tom ever wake up?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

his last words were an achewood comic

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

YOU KILLED HIM YOU BASTARD WITH YOUR SHOES AND YOUR FILTHY CIGARETTES AND YOUR BLOGGING

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

;_1

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

cockblogger

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

AND YOUR SPRINGSTEEN AND YOUR DRUNK IRISH WRITERS (O WAIT I WAS REDUNDANT THERE) AND YOUR BLOOD FILLED DIAMONDS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

blood diamonds on the soles of dar1a's shoes

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

blood diamonds

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

I HATE PAUL SIMON

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Did he steal your lunch money again?

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

I think Big Hunt Friday makes sense for mookiesakes, tho Brian and I have discussed need to be more ambitious in our choice of happy hour spots. Like, in the future. And stuff.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

lol "ambitious"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i'm down for whatever - there are never any cute chicks @ the big hunt anyway, it's just easily walkable.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

it don't matter to mookie, really. all i want is draft beer that's not crazy expensive.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

oh, DUH, now i get why pete is ask me re: how's the noize

HAHAHA VERY FUNNY LOL

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:ERyB7c4rtJDpSM:http://www.yellow-card.com/GIFS/yellowcard5.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

SMITH POINT IS ON FIRE

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gifLNS REPORTS: "Its def. on fire and DCFD is on the scene…doubting that it will be on for Thursday night!" ... WONKETTE, TURBOS RESPONSIBLE?http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

...DEVELOPING...

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

oh that's why dar1a got the yellow card!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

she set smith point on fire!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

LNS reports: "Tsunami strikes eastern seaboard, may impact happy hour schedule, availability of manis and pedis."

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

always the first to know...

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

I am srsly very very close to falling asleep at work.

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000065U1M.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

I have done that a couple of mornings. Will never drink that much again.

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

oh no

hey i know what kind of t-shirt gawkermedia should have, just keep 'i hate your kids' but one of the kids is hunter age 3

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

oh no kerry talking on npr. stop talking, you already put a hex on the patriots, haven't you done enough!!??

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

HE'S GOING TO MAKE NPR BORING

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

things left for him to jinx:

eddie murphy's oscar chances
twin peaks season two on dvd
louis jagger having sex

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

one of the Metro headlines on washingtonpost.com is "Fenty Against Illegal Guns"

YA THINK???

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

a reality show with Kerry as LJ's courting coach would be awesome, though.

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

He appears to have taken the most important piece of advice I gave him. Stop posting about it on the internets.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

But yes, that would be awesome.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Working together, we the American people have a responsibility to get this creepy english kid laid. I have submitted the bill to the United States Senate calling on the women of Great Britian to have sex with Lois Jagger in 2007."

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

nonbinding resolution, obvs

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

The GRAHAM PT II crack I made was only half-joking; the last guy to whom ILX gave relationship advice ended up flying across the Atlantic to stalk someone.

JUST SAY NO TO ILX GIVING DATING ADVICE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

dan is it gauche to ask out someone out via text message?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

haha i just saw the "confusing two black people with the same first name because we are european" thread kudos to you dan perry for not letting that go

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

I have met LJ and he is a nice kid. A fool in many respects but a nice kid.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck me, that was patronising.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

Today I work three different jobs, from 9 a.m. to 9 p.m.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

One London lunchtime many years ago, the late poet and editor Ian Hamilton was sitting at his usual table in the Soho pub, the Pillars of Hercules. This was where much of the business of Hamilton's literary journal, The New Review, was conducted. It was sickeningly early - not to be at work, but to be at drink. A haggard poet entered, and Hamilton offered him a chair and a glass of something. "Oh no, I just can't keep drinking," said the weakened poet. "I must give it up. It's doing terrible things to me. It's not even giving me any pleasure any longer." But Hamilton, narrowing his eyes, responded to this feebleness in a tone of weary stoicism, and said in a quiet, hard voice: "Well, none of us likes it."

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 24 January 2007 23:30 (eighteen years ago)

ian hamilton = #1 bro

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)

Pete - its too late, unless you've already purchased the $1 ticket. The "lazy ass" comment was apparently a poor attempt at humor.

As for your remote, I have no idea.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 25 January 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

re: Ian Hamilton: I totally went to the Pillars of Hercules when I was in London! There was an ancient DJ there who looked like Rolf Harris and went by the name "DJ wheelie bag". He had a DJ setup on wheels that looked more like an insane homeless man's cart with all kinds of junk all over it and a 6' long stick lashed on with a doll hanging from the end. He played old 45's all night, talked into a mic between songs like a radio DJ, and handed out bingo type cards for "prizes" from his cart.

― manifestation of the information age taken to the max (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

Alex, here are some potential spots for the manhattan tour of DC:

PS7's
Central
Round Robin Bar at the Willard
Town & Country at the Mayflower
Off the Record
Temperance Hall
Bourbon

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:21 (eighteen years ago)

can we travel from bar to bar via hansom cab?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

the Pillars has indeed become the traditional post Freaky Trigger and Lollards of Pop radio show ~~binge-drinking~~ backslapping locale!

― Euai Kapaui (tracerhand), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

and, you know, beat up some irish immigrants? XPOST!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:29 (eighteen years ago)

we need a manservant.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

Damn. Can I get in on the Manhattan tour? I promise to wear spats.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:32 (eighteen years ago)

i would like our manservant to be named rené, if possible

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

BLAM, I totally want M&S Pasadena to be on the tour. But I was already intimidated by the logistics of getting to Temperance Hall, so I don't know. Can you do a guest bartending slot at M&S 16th and K?

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

y'all have turned into a BUNCH OF GIRLS DRINKIN GIRLIES DRINKS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

yes, MW, rye-based cocktails are the frozen margarita swirls of 2007.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

handsome cabs, manservants, beating up my peoples, louis jagger.

bring back the cat photos of yore!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.northrup.org/photos/Sammy/low/DSCN0411.JPG

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Pete - its too late, unless you've already purchased the $1 ticket. The "lazy ass" comment was apparently a poor attempt at humor.
As for your remote, I have no idea.

-- B.L.A.M. (bigheadyet...), January 25th, 2007. (Big Loud Mountain Ape)

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

anyone want to go to this?
http://www.arlingtondrafthouse.com/default.aspx?page=event&eid=224

drinking, smoking, slapstick, etc

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

That sounds really good, but I am scheduled to have a hangover. If there is no hangover, there will be movie.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

ok this is really absurd but.. i got this container of greek yogurt and was searching to see if any recipes using it, and i find this blog where this person is having a total bug out over yogurt

I had only one container left and I am never without it, always with plenty of back-up in our fridge. [...] As soon as I got home I wanted to try these. Out came the farmers market honey and my walnut bag. But sadly, it was not the same at all.

i'm picturing this guy is like a wizard or something and can only power up with +5 YOGURT and always carries Walnut Bag + Farmers Market Honey on his person in case of emergency

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

"my walnut bag"

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

okay, the end of that dude's post gets kind of scary... he's a yogurt stalker.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

people do love the FAGE, tho

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://paratime.ca/v_and_v/pics/jeffdee/c2_wizard.jpg +5 WALNUT BAG

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 25 January 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

there was a +5 walnut bag in Jackass 2.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

I GOT SICK DUDES LIKE I HAVE A COLD AND A SORE THROAT. I BLAME THE ONE (1) GIN AND TONIC FOR THIS.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

"one"

also my i say once again:

y'all have turned into a BUNCH OF GIRLS DRINKIN GIRLIES DRINKS
-- Mr. Que (whateve...), January 25th, 2007 2:48 PM.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

ALLY YOU'VE TURNED INTO A GIRL

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

GIN AND TONICS CURE COLDS, ALLY, YOU ARE CRAZY

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

MAYBE YOU'RE CONFUSED AT HOW *UN*-SICK YOU ARE

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

http://evilchili.com/media_content/media_content_display_image/h0sCppiWP.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

now, if you'll excuse me, i'm off to mix myself up a chocolate choo-choo

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

these days a man cant even walk down the street and drink four sojutinis without having his masculinity called into question!!!

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

You need the Linctus.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

I only had one gin and tonic, as an experiment, because I hate gin very much. I decided it was "okay" but then got sick. I SHOULD'VE STUCK TO SOJUTINIS.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:23 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe the sore throat has more to do with smoking but the head cold definitely is due to the gin sip. DAMN YOU ALL.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

hey is smoking banned in bars now?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

YES THANKS GOD

http://rushmi.com/images/20050411drinkycrow05983.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

there seems to be a fundamental misunderstanding of "girl drinks" among dcilx.

the nerve, giving me shit when pete "cape codder" smith is waltzing around reading glamour

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

U R ALL GAY

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

mookie i think im gonna miss you tomorrow! ive been promising my buddy in b'more id come up and hang out for a while, and friday was our best option.

HEARTFELT EMOTION TEARS BRO!

( in other news)

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

YOU RULE, 69!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

there seems to be a fundamental misunderstanding of "girl drinks" among dcilx.
the nerve, giving me shit when pete "cape codder" smith is waltzing around reading glamour

-- say it with blood diamonds (a|e...), January 25th, 2007 4:26 PM.

For the record, I am soooo kidding about girl drinks! I think it's cute you guys get in your jammies and watch Sex in the City!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

i didnt want to link to the actual paper for fear of my colleagues finding out about my cape cod habit, but if you go to responsiblelending dot org, its one of the main links (debit card d@nger).

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

MR MARK "ANOTHER COSMO PLEASE OH NO WAIT MAYBE A SOUR APPLETINI" QUE IS THE GAYEST OF ALL

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

"debit card donger"?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

it has a nice ring to it

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

debit dong dinger

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

[/trivia team name]

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

you are awesome dude!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

yo vace (but no office - we gotta write triv q's) tonight?

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

were there any good skin tips in the glamour?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

Item!

- I might be meeting Ned Raggett in person on Saturday.

- The herpes thread is really stupid. Wear condoms. If you're going to have casual sex you might get an STD. Herpes is really, really not that big of a deal. Tell your partners. Seacrest out.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

haha yeah I mean I was unaware that "use protection" was something that required fuckin drudge sirens but ILX never fails to amaze me.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

People are dumb.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

ilx's don juans be contractin DNA viruses lol

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

whoa i just ate cheddar beer flavor kettle chips

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

my flavor paradigm has totally shifted

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

TO THE MAX?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps beyond even that

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

"TO THE MAX" implies a limit and now i know limits to be illusory

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

i had a couple of those the other day when i ate ~~weed brownie~~spicy thai flavor - they tasted like buttery nothing

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

i love the kettle chips orginal rippled flavorings

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

pete the word you're looking for is "satori"

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

i like the cheddar beer ones as well but they're not quite as good as hoped.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

i dont think i like any cheddar snacks - are normal doritos cheddar or nacho?

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

ok doritos are the opposite of cheddar

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

ok cool cause i love them

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

wait, what's the difference between nacho and cheddar? I thought they were the same

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Hi.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TTVf9gUQoA

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

can you tell chris rock from chris tucker????

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

xp hay!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL37HsPAA1M

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

How do you treat someone who has hyphy?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

BEST ACCOMPANIMENT TO ZACK'S VANDAMME MOVIE IS "LOVE DANCE" BY THE MINUTEMEN

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

ok why do people keep aksing van damn to dance.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

I'll go to that Buster Keaton thing! Hesperus gets around; they were the musical accompaniment to the free Shakespeare.

Might there be pre-fap happy hour drinks or other such activity? If not, Mook, I'm not sure I'll be able to stick it out to your arrival--I get off 'intern' at 5.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 25 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

not acceptable at work:

1. microwaving some sort of fish stew in the pantry
2. eating aforementioned stew AT YOUR DESK in an open workspace

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

what abt microwaving kimchi?

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

That's like aerosolizing damp shoes. But tastier.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Kimchi rocks!

http://www.kimchirocks.com/

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

why are there like no stores in DC proper. most of the big box retailers are not even metroable from here. It's weird, no?? ALL THIS WILL CHANGE IF THEY EVER MAKE THE TARGET APPEAR.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

it's totally weird, brah

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

it makes it really, really difficult to get some things.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

Makes me think Woodies must've carried pretty much everything.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Peter Smith will be outside the Burberry store at Connecticut Ave. and M St. NW tomorrow (Jan. 26) at noon.

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha! I just got that too!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

Well at one point "everything" meant like beer, ham and sewing machines

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

H&M offers no calico, pickle barrel.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

ill just be chanting BLOOD DIAMONDS

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

ok ok fine beer, ham, sewing machines, calico, pickles and blood diamonds

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

DC USA shopping complex
Columbia Heights
Commited Tenants:
Target
Best Buy
Bed Bath & Beyond
Washington Sports Club
Modell's
Staples
Marshalls

Tenants with Pending Leases:
Whole Foods
Vitamin Shoppe
Payless
Quizno's
Maggie Moo's
Lane Bryant
Radio Shack
Caribou Coffee
Children's Place
McDonald's
Mattress Discounters
Panda Express
Desi's Chicken

It doesn't get more exciting than that. I'm expecting an early 2008 opening.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

69, when you gonna get that cherry pie?

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah 69 is hooking up with MN chix!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

I hope the Radio Shack lives up to the standards of shabbiness set by the Gallery Place location.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

beer, ham, pandas, children

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

WTF @ whole foods! hipster giant is good already!!

xpost SOUTH OF THE DIAL

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) Connecticut & M St Radio Shack or bust. No basement location, no credibility.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

Stpehen, do you know anyone who works at CRS? They posted a job opening and though I can't apply for it now, the salary seems pretty good for what I imagine to be "searching databases."

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Maggie Moo's
Lane Bryant

Putting these businesses next to each other is a textbook example of corporate synergy.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

columbia rd radio shack is some black lodge shit - the onyl blank tapes they have are like RS-brand and made of tissue

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha @ the maggie moo's + lane bryant thing. I wonder if they will be in proximity to the Sports Club for ultimate reinforcement of one another?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

what that place DOESN'T need is another payless, there are like 3 paylesses in Columbia Heights already. I DEMAND A COMPUSA OR A TOYS R US.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

that shopping complex is kind of pathetic except for the target. everything else on there is totally metro accessible already in at least one location and gallery place/penn quarter/connecticut has all that other shit in about three or four more places than anybody needs

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

I ALSO DEMAND COMPUSA, TOYS R US

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

69, when you gonna get that cherry pie?

-- THE POLITICO (yourjobisyourcredi...) (webmail), January 25th, 2007. (link)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Yeah 69 is hooking up with MN chix!

-- Mr. Que (whateve...) (webmail), January 25th, 2007. (link)

MARRIED MN chix!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I was just thinking that, that I Best Buy and Bed Bath & Beyond are the the two big box retailers that I CAN get to easily, so it's like UH. Though it'll be nice to have a Modell's somewhere where I won't have to walk 7 hours after getting off a sketchy-ish metro stop to visit it. SOMETIMES I NEED JERSEYS, EASILY ACCESSIBLE JERSEYS.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

So are like the Payless, Maggie Moos, Radio Shack, McDonalds, Caribou Coffee et al all going to MOVE from their current Columbia Heights/Adams Morgan location(s in some cases!) or did everyone think that all y'all mofos in CH just really, really like ice cream and cellular phone plans?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

MARRIED MN chix!

-- The Android Cat (djperr...), Today 3:17 PM. (Dan Perry) (later) (link)

SPOILER ALERT

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

CH/AM can support two McD's

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

will they also be putting a bad club full of world bank dickweeds above the mattress discounters

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

No, they need to get a Wendy's or something actually delicious.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:25 (eighteen years ago)

penn quarter is getting our own mickey deez, underneath the fancy cock condos they just finished behind the FBI!

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

I hate this town wtf

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, I'm sure y'all can support 8 Payless too but it doesn't stop me from wondering what fresh madness this is.

WHO CARES, MICKEY D IS REPULSIVE AND UNEDIBLE. THE D STANDS FOR DISGUSTING, NOT "DONALDS".

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

What I demand in there is a SONIC

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

contrary to contrarian belief, mcdonalds is the best fast food. checkers is a close 2nd

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

You are completely insane.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

oh sonic IS good

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

Penn quarter really needs a lot more food establishments, if DC is still the same as it was when I was there. a McDonald's is not going to cut it.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

RISK 2210 ONLINE DEMOVERSION GUYS

http://www.wizards.com/avalonhill/flash/RISKdemo_021210.html

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

chick fil a is my fav fast food

i would eat a mcgriddle again, fo sho

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

fries and chicken mcnuggets are so legit

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

I mean that is like "we are no longer friends" level of insanity because I'll be looking over my shoulder every time we hang out from now on, wondering when the next crazy block will fall and it'll be just like a murder spree or eating pizza hut or something.

xpost I mean this about the McDonald's thing, but if we can agree on the Sonic being better we can be friends again.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

ha ha fast food friendship mood swing!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

argh their fries are so nasty. I always hear of these mythical delicious McDonald's fries yet have never managed to procure them. Instead I get the reality floppy disgusting "fries" and have to make this face ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

everytime i get chick fil a, im disappted!

xpost - nah mcd > sonic, even though sonic is top 5 shit

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

do u get sandwich PS or nuggets? get the sandwich.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

Keep in mind that the first time I ate McDonalds was well over the age of 10 so I don't have like fond childhood memories which I think usually stacks in McD's favor for a lot of people that I've had this "discussion" with? I missed the boat.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

AND I PLAN TO PREVENT MY CHILDREN FROM GETTING ON THAT BOAT, BTW, THAT POST WASN'T "WISTFUL" OR ANYTHING

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

^^^Good thinking.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

i, for one, am comfortable with disagreement

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

I usually am but this is a "beyond disagreement" thing. I mean I've managed to mend ways with Tom over his disgusting and horrific "Pizza Hut isn't TERRIBLE" stance so I have faith that this, too, shall pass.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

McDonald's fries definitely used to be better; I don't think that's just nostalgia talking. I guess it was that beef fat thing.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

we'll mend feces ally

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

I don't have like fond childhood memories which I think usually stacks in McD's favor for a lot of people that I've had this "discussion" with? I missed the boat.

same, the only time i regularly ate mcd's was from 21-23 when i would try to kill hangovers with chicken mcnuggets and sweet and sour sauce.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

That's what everyone has said to me, that they used to be a lot crispier etc. I also am wondering if maybe standards across franchises used to be tighter? Because that's a problem with a lot of fast-food places nowadays too.

pete that's disgusting

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

mend feces

!!!

is this crazy DC slang like "blood diamonds" that I don't understand?

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

their fries did used to be way better, i think. but yes, DIVORCED BROEK DAD = FAST FOOD MEMORIES

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

MW is your wife in prison or working as a guard in an asylum perhaps

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha, right after my parents' divorce is when I "got" to go to McDonald's all the time, too. wow. I never quite put that together.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

popeyes >>>>>> mcdonalds > those weird regional places that we didn't have in mpls that all blur together, like whattaburger or whatever > wendys > most of the others >>>>>>>>>> taco bell

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

subject to change as i basically STOPPED eating fast food in college and can't remember the many delicious places i've gone!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

oh man I haven't had popeyes in a while. That place is waaaaaaaaay better than KFC

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

MW is your wife in prison or working as a guard in an asylum perhaps
-- TOMBO7 (tombo...), January 25th, 2007 8:36 PM.

I know, I miss her too, dude! Blood Diamonds, we got the internets @ home now, and hopefully, she'll be working somewhere new soon.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

you people are making me want popeyes and sonic and taco bell really bad.
fuck mcdonalds though jesus christ man

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

ooh i wanna biscuit

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

taco bell is way worse than mickey dee's.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

otm (pete AND MW!)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

I love Popeyes chicken, but to be precise, KFC's biscuits are better than Popeyes'. of course, I haven't had KFC chicken in ages because I am afraid of it.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

I used to be in the taco bell hate squad, then I was in the taco bell fan club for basically 3/4 years in the air force, now I never get to eat it ever so I'm basically indifferent

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

taco bell is superior drunk food to almost every other fast food. wendy's gives it a run for it's money though.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

I can't think of anything from mcdonalds' that I consider good or worth seeking out, ever

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

man i go off to do some work and dc goes nutz for fast food. i haven't had it in a long ass time, but i remember wendy's being so much better than the rest of these places it ain't even funny.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

I want the fuck out of some Popeyes now. I am supposed to be "eating healthy." :(

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

I want some fuckin Priazzo Pizza Hut stuffed pizza now is what I want.

I remember really liking that taco bell taco thing with the external soft shell, a layer of beans, and then a crunchy hard shell taco thing. that was good.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

yeah actually i like taco bell! pizza hut and KFC are my primary hate targets, and pizza hut is only cause i used to eat it 8 times a week working at cdepot

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

i love that that place isn't called CD Depot.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

I've basically avoided fast food almost my entire life. I used to like the garden pita at Wendy's! WTF ever happened to that thing.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

actually ok wait mcd's does have egg mcmuffins which i was totally obsessed with during that period when i would take my lunch money every day and buy three packs of swiss cake rolls and two chocolate milks.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

i love that that place isn't called CD Depot.

-- Mr. Que (whateve...), January 25th, 2007. (Mr.Que)

its so clever and customers always fuck it up

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

egg mcmuffins are the best thing McD's offers by far.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

YES MCDS BREAKFAST PWNS ALL DO U SEE

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

MW OTM re: double layer taco. You get all the crunch without the mess.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

mcds bfast is overrated - basic fare is underrated

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't say it "pwns all," I said breakfast was their best offering. THERE IS AN ENORMOUS DIFFERENCE.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

MCDS breakfast classic is always stumbling homeward and stopping by the 17th st 24-hour MCDS at 5am and drunkenly arguing with them about why they aren't serving breakfast yet.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

if you're in an airport and starving and lost your clif bar/candy bar/bag of gorp and it's in the a.m., you could do far far worse than an egg mcmuffin.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

i'm so hungry

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, seriously. how to convince self that what I really want right now is a salad.

― horseshoe (horseshoe), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.americandigest.org/mt-archives/ronaldcrimespree-thumb.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

yeah - i had kind of a wack-ass lunch today

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

www.bloodyburberry.com

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

I am going to leave this place in a little while and go get a burrito and go home and eat it

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

ally do you want me to get you a burrito?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

what is the point

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

www.burberrito.com

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

i think i am running a fever. this is bullshit.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

the point is to enjoy life more thanks to the magic of eating burritos

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

working as a guard in an asylum

This is more or less OTM. Tho I rather hate my job less today, mostly because the finky coworker is not here and I've actually gotten to edit things as opposed to calling around to a bunch of drs' secretaries who are, by the way, uniformly female wtf am I living in 1952???

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

did you grab the airborne this morning? I left it out for you to take with you to work

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

ok i think perhaps you're not thinking this through because old, cold burrito does not make anyone's life better--ANYONE'S--and that is what i will be eating by the time i am home and with this supposed burrito.

xpost i don't get your obsession with airborne either! it's a preventative, supposedly, not a treatment! crazy!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

microwavin' brah!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

no no its a great treatment too! i did airborne+beer all tour after getting sick after the first weekend

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

turn the beat around

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

any dudes not to take away from the amazing fun potential of risk 2210 but I used to think this game was completely the bomb:

http://www.wizards.com/default.asp?x=ah/prod/roborally

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

is not treatment
is not preventive

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

ok so like, if there's kind of a really big project that's kind of supposed to be in soft launch really soon and it's kind of obvious to me by now that we're completely f***ed on any possibility of getting things together by then

action="problem.php" method="IGNORE"

Y/N?

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

microwave fast food burrito is possibly the grossest idea ever

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

oh fuck fink just came in to office.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

As one of several supercomputers in a fully automated widget factory, you have it made. You are brilliant. Your are powerful. You are sophisticated. You are BORED.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

cat-object won't bark; it has the meow method
http://www.knitemare.org/cats/messeduplaunch.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

airborne grosses the shit out of me. like even thinking about it right now i want to puke. i have drank some foul-tasting stuff in my time on this earth, but that stuff is somehow uniquely repellent to me.

i had a salmon burrito today, it was pretty rad.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

microwave fast food burrito is possibly the grossest idea ever

Sorry dude, but gabbneb and Dr. M making out in speedos while in a hot tub eating fried chicken and smearing the grease all over each other's naked bodies is the grossest idea ever.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

vitamins dissolved in water is a treatment and a preventative yo, because most people need more vitamins. herbal shit can eat me though, I just like the bubbles and the flavor really.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

george lucas and harry knowles oil-wrestling naked

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

dude just the thought of a fizzy lemon-lime PBR makes me all misty about being on tour

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

ZR I recommend the new "pink grapefruit" airborne

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

dude just the thought of a fizzy lemon-lime PBR makes me all misty about being on tour
-- 69 (plsmit...), January 25th, 2007 9:04 PM.

CUE THE DAVID CROSBY SONG

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

OH SHIT i wanna get sick that sounds awes

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry dude, but gabbneb and Dr. M making out in speedos while in a hot tub eating fried chicken and smearing the grease all over each other's naked bodies is the grossest idea ever.

FUCK YOU.

SERIOUSLY.

JUST...FUCK YOU!!!!!!! IT'S NOT BAD ENOUGH I HAVE A COLD , NOW THIS!! HEARTLESS MAN.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

make it a hot tub full of airborne water and i am officially killing myself

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

hot tub full of mcdonald's fry greaase + pink grapefruit airborne.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Tom Brady as their towel boy

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

OMG just the steam would be like doves crying

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

well guys, that does it for me. it's been nice knowing some of you.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

i'm just saying, allyzay be careful what you say is the "grossest thing ever"

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

but not all of you. especially me since i just ruined your life ;-:

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

whoa i think that emoticon i just made is the grossest thing ever

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

that emoticon is a thalidomide baby

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHA

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

that's sad

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

now if in the middle of the making out in the hottub, suddenly, a microwaved burrito bobbed to the surface, floating gently on the currents, and then one of them took a bite out of the burrito, then yeah: that's a gross microwaved burrito.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

ok I jsut actually gagged while reading that

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

BAN MW

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

YELLOW CARD

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

When I was shopping for a new car (the car we have now) I test drove a car w/a car salesman who told me he liked to relax by "going up to Niagra Falls, getting a big bucket of fried chicken, and getting in the hot tub." So if y'all are wondering where that came from, blame him.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

thisll be the best yellow card ever

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

no MW, I blame you.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, I've heard of a lot of terrible things but that doesn't mean I have to go posting them every time someone uses a rhetorical device.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

I am sorry, very very sorry.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

I would pre-emptive yellow card you on NFL but I refuse to actually look for any of the images that would be required to make this an effective yellow carding.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

I went to far. I flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

man I used to not know that pastrami was made out of cows, I thought it was its own animal.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

got damn i need some caffeine

― 69 (plsmith), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

pastrami comes from this animal:

http://www.anytimecostumes.com/Merchant2/graphics/acimages/02187104.jpg

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

don't want

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 25 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

mickey dolenz in a hot dog suit

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

derek "mickey" dolenz

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

then I saw her pastrami, now I'm a believer.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

furry juggalo
^^^^^^ this thread can go straight to hell

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

oh no why did I click that?

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

you can't exactly say you were misled by the tdread's title!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

tdread is an apt, if odd, typo

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

I just wanted to find out what "furry juggalo" meant, I wasn't in it for the description of someone's furry hermaphrodite fictional internets persona.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

Allyzay just wanted to find out what "furry juggalo" meant

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

probably a bad instinct, huh?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://jewscontrol.com/blog/2007/01/25/alex-pareene-is-a-closet-jew/

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ UH

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

I am not clicking on that.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

l'chaim, dude!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaaa

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

it's better than the link claiming you were a closet furry juggalo, at least.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

btw alex u r very westerbergy in that linked picture

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

i can't wait for LNS to find that

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

my parents will certainly be surprised

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

blood diamond merchant

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

haha you're a conservative jew!

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

where's that jimmy carter thread

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

oh right ally just linked to it

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

hey say what you want but dude is not a juggalo

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 25 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell happened around here!

if you want a good yellow card image, pete put this one of vince mcmahon on a noize board yellow card for me

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 25 January 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

dar1a what on earth did you do to get a noize board yellow card?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 25 January 2007 23:36 (eighteen years ago)

I told pete I never got a yellow card and said, "what does a yellow card look like"

I also think I said a bunch of stuff about the late 80's WWF, hence the vince mcmahon image on said yellow card

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 25 January 2007 23:42 (eighteen years ago)

ok, i didn't find any pictures of the old brother love show on wwf, but.. wtf!
http://www.deathvalleydriver.com/Benaka/thesis(index).html

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 25 January 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

oops, let's try again

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 25 January 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0393312127.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Thursday, 25 January 2007 23:50 (eighteen years ago)

I almost stopped at McDonalds tonight because I was running late to work and didn"t have time to eat anything before< but then I was running so late I didn't have time to stop at McDonalds (it is 2 min from my work I have never gone) and now I am hungy. Microwaved burritos from that shop that claims to sell fresh food are good.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 25 January 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

HOME INTERNETS FIRST MISSION: GIS PIZZA BOOBIES. First RESULTS

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a88/rodali/pizza.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

whoops. sorry so big

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 25 January 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

DCILX AFTER DARK

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 25 January 2007 23:56 (eighteen years ago)

I can't believe MW is on Mac in the study and I am on laptop in my chair, and we are both on HOME INTERNETS! Hi love!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 26 January 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

IM STILL @ WORK

http://www.dvdtalk.com/reviews/images/reviews/76/1132521085.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck one (1) work.

Hey MW,post when it is time to go pick up the pizza!

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 26 January 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

I still have to fix something but now is a good time

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 00:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/new_deal_for_the_arts/images/useful_arts/images/handbills_for_chicago.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

whoah! this is awesome
scroll to the bottom

http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/new_deal_for_the_arts/useful_arts3.html

Handbill from "Spirochete" - Handbills for Chicago, Illinois, production of Spirochete, Illinois Federal Theatre Project, WPA, 1938

A "Living Newspaper," Spirochete describes the history of humanity's struggle against venereal disease. Public health experts such as the Surgeon General assisted with the script's development and endorsed its proposed solution--nationwide premarital screening. The advertisement shown here emphasizes the play's position that prudery and ignorance only aided the spread of this scourge.

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 00:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.archives.gov/exhibits/designs_for_democracy/designs_for_a_new_century/images/american_dazzle_1.jpg

Dazzle Patterns, Ship Camouflage
During World War I, German submarine attacks on shipping threatened to cut supply lines to Allied forces in Europe. One method of protecting ships was to paint them with a variety of camouflage. These designs aimed to confuse an enemy submarine captain about his target's course and speed. Most Allied ships used strong geometric patterns in greens, grays, and blues, but American artists also experimented with "dazzle" patterns where ships were painted in, according to a government report, an "apparently grotesque and bizarre manner."

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 00:13 (eighteen years ago)

we should stage a production of that play for the guys on the herpes thread!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

also, dazzle ship camouflage, classic or dud?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

whoah.. if you have JSTOR access there's a whole article-
"Spirochete" and the War on Syphilis, by John S. O'Connor
The Drama Review: TDR © 1977

the Philadelphia Catholic diocese saw in the Federal Theatre play "a Communist plot to overthrow the Government by insidiously destroying American faith in its popular heroes"

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

Alright, I HAVE to weigh in on this fast food thing.

Sonic is almost the best ever. When I think about all of the wonderful goodness that is delivered TO YOUR CAR in 44 oz. cups, in addition to some pretty damn tasty grub, and their seasonal shakes and stuff. HOWEVER - If I am hungover as fuck in DC/MD/VA, which happened a lot, Sonic is not an option. So, thanks for running your annoying as hell ads, Sonic, but you are DQ'd (not Dairy Queened) for not expanding far enough.

Macdonalds - Breakfast is untouchable. Regular fair has some amazing days, and some not so amazing days. I have actually been to two of the longest continually operating McDonald's within the last six months.

Jack in the Box - Two words: Curly fries. Three more words: Oreo cookie shake. At any time of day. It merits mention.

Taco Bell is the suck. Horrible horribleness.

Wendy's is damn tasty.

Popeye's is the best, but Church's has the best biscuits by a sight, my friends. KFC can go drown in its menagerie of sauces.

And if you don't like the fries, send them back. They make them right in front of you, so its not like they can take them out back and do something far worse than masaging airborne laden cooking grease all over them.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 26 January 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

OK YOU GUYS AREN'T VIRGINS, RIGHT?? WE'RE THE ONLY NON-VIRGINS HERE, I THINK??

ps dar1a watch NFLN tonight for BILLS V GIANTS? Jesus I forgot what Belichick USED to look like before he and Parcells mummified themselves.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 04:58 (eighteen years ago)

The internet is for virgins, hair dye and cat pictures. Flee, all is known.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 08:24 (eighteen years ago)

HEY FA PEOPLE CHECK THE POST TODAY YR REVIEWED

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 13:04 (eighteen years ago)

"guilty"
"shame"
"limited"
"put-down"
"clearly isn't built for ... appeal"

WAY TO GO

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

"real enough"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:15 (eighteen years ago)

"tickle"

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

ZR do you still need us all to save our copies for yr scrapbook?

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:31 (eighteen years ago)

y'all a bunch of FLEDGLINGS

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

uh yeah as pete pointed out later in that day, i r moron and didn't really consider the fact that a copy - multiple copies, even - of the washington post are well within my purchasing range. i blame the internet.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

i'll give you the thirty five cents, bro!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

ZR are you SURE you're ready for a tuesday night noize duel with a SEASONED PRO?!?! I didn't know your band was so motivated by cultish passion

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

also you should complain to mark jenkins because that really is the most backhanded, underhanded, insincere reacharound I've ever read sort of

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)

TOMBO7, his music reviews generally fall into the categories of "you'll like it if you like that sort of thing" or "why would you like that sort of thing?".

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

i think the review is pretty good--especially considering the dude only gave himself, like, 100 words to write it. but i'm also trying to think which song he's talking about that sounds like early TV.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

i got no problems with that review. i think he gets what we're after pretty well, which is that yes, we are limited and unoriginal but at least we're tryna steal from good bands/songs.

also i am totally ready for noize duel. it'll be like a coming of age ritual - we might need to make a brief detour to hunt down buffalo, kill them and feast on their hearts, but after that it's drum machine time!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

we feasted on buffalo burgers with bleu chz stuffin last night! CAST IRON GRILLED.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

also should I go to the Green Zone and make $230-250K annually doing lame bullshit

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

(note that this job posting I'm talking about is amidst all these typical M-I Complex names like Raytheon and General Dynamics, but it just says "Anonymous Employer")

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, and you can get me a job too.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

We can make a cameraphone documentary about the wtfness over there

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

We could be bloggers like the famous jew, alex p

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

zack's post-noize solo during the drony part of KotG sounds like TV, i always thought

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

ahhh yr right.

also: some brainiac legal assistant wants me to pull three articles for him. here's what he gave me: the author's name and the year the article was published. WOOOOOOOOO! Working without a net over here, folks.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

I think those Blckwatr guys have to take some kind of blood oath to Christ which is totally not worth the $250k.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

"Um, it's this one article? By this guy? About the law? It might just be a podcast, though...."

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

Ally whaddaya think about moving to Greenville NC and I get a job dickin' around Camp Lejeune?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

I've gone on record many times as being in favor of the Carolinas, north and south.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

PS YOU GUYS ARE NEVER LIVING DOWN YOUR LINER NOTES.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

there are soooo many things the FA's are never living down.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

Alkali Metal Bangs

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

THINGS I DONT' CARE ABOUT PART 700.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

You can't MOISTURIZE on ILE!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

GUYS I'M A VIRGIN AND I'M COVERED IN MOISTURIZER DC THREAD PT 73

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

In 1977 Gene Simmons, of the rock band KISS, saw one of Van Halen's shows and subsequently financed their first demo tape, flying the band to Electric Ladyland studios in New York to record "House of Pain" and "Runnin' With the Devil". Eddie disliked his playing on the demo, because he wasn't using his own equipment and had to overdub guitar parts, which he had never done before[5]. Simmons wanted to change the band's name to Daddy Longlegs and had designed cover art (a daddy longlegs wearing a top hat), but the band disagreed and stuck with Van Halen. Ultimately Simmons opted to forgo any more involvement with the band, and returned to his band Kiss.[6]

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

3.94034*10^9 posts by lunchtime. (xpost)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

I still am kind of dumbfounded by what Bill Belichick used to look like.

Also dumbfounding: having a meeting the second I walk in the door this morning. Which was SUCH a nonsense meeting and just confirmed YET AGAIN that the main boss here doesn't actually keep tabs on what people do here at all.

WHATEVER let's all move to NC.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

meetings are pretty lame, overall.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

HOW MUCH TO TIP VIRGINS? (1222234543 new answers)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

The reprimand thread has made me reconsider my position on Rumpy hating ice cream eaters, that seems a LOT less weird now than freaking out about some lotion.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

ANYONE WHO MOISTURIZES IN A BAR IS A QUEER

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

if you give them the tip are they still virgins?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

btw ally you are very suggestive and distracting

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

I have moisturized in a bar. I'm afraid I've offended you all now.

xpost or is it I guess

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

ANYONE WHO LIPSTICKS WHILE WATCHING TV IN CLASS IS AN UNNATURAL HAG

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH GOD FORBID I MISS ONE (1) SECOND OF ANDERSON COOPER CRYING

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

also wtf does CJ's post on that thread mean

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

okay at this point ILX should be renamed i-am-uncomfortable-with-sexuality.com or something.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

also there should be a big FAP for all the virgins (aside from the normal London FAPs).

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it's pretty lame around here

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

I was going to say that some of us here are normal humans, but I think mine grew back.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, you have honorary London/DC dual citizenship.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

Where in NC? I'm not sure about NC

― Frozen Field and Fox (688), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

You should try living there, before you judge.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

On last night's performance I might as well name myself LJ. I was introduced to many hot girls in a bar last night and failed to interact with any of them (I claim cold and head full of snot as a mitigating circumstance, but still)

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

actually, i've just entered the university charity blind date. the big night's on the 6th of Feb, i'll let y'all know how it's gone!
on your entry form you had to describe yourself in five words, and i put: 'Can't edit to save his'
and then we had to draw our perfect date over a stick figure. i resisted the urge to be funny and actually attempted to draw my ideal gal. hopefully the organisers will pair me up appropriately...

-- to scour or to pop? (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), January 26th, 2007 11:06 AM. (Haberdager) (later) (link)

I have helpfully bolded the reason why even this charity dating will fail.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

He is at Cambridge, there are special circumstances.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Not even fancy pants school kids like unfunny clever.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

oh I really want to see that drawing

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

it's a predator ship

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://thestickfigureartist.wordpress.com/files/2006/03/boobies.jpg

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)


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― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

that looks about right

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

damn

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

jesus--and I"M THE ONE WHO GETS YELLOW CARDS AROUND HERE

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

oh yea, admittedly, ive never lived there of course. just wondered what parts you thought were good.

it did seem quite inexpensive, as i remember

whats the far west of the state like?

― Frozen Field and Fox (688), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

awesome--asheville is lovely.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:17 (eighteen years ago)

G, I thought you were all about that pop. 200 town in NM?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

Oh I don't even know what I think is good there to be honest. Chapel Hill and Durham both seemed ok to me but that is all of my experience.

Also I stole that from the NFL Board and I'm not apologizing for it because it is the OTM ASCII.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:18 (eighteen years ago)

do not apologize; in fact, i'd be willing to donate a little to yr paypal acct. if you've got one readily accessible

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

That doesn't mean you don't get a yellow card.

NC is a lovely state.

xpost: huh? paypal?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

thank-you, alex p.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

my paypal account is under my email address. you don't have to actually donate though, I will accept purchases off of my amazon wishlist as well.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

oh my god alex

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

whuh?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

wuhunnhuh:

This is the awkward first date thread.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

Eventual star of DCILX: The Movie

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

omfg now i'm going to HAVE to go outside and smoke so i don't look like a freakhag sitting at my own desk by myself laughing hysterically

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Hillsboro, NM? yes, i am. but, you know, Wall, SD...

― Frozen Field and Fox (688), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

MW has yellow cards, too? Am I the only person who has never been yellow-carded?

Must remedy that.

Also: did I really spend four long FULL TIME years in graduate school to type up meeting minutes?

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

I wasn't really yellow carded, it was all talk.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

None of us have the power to give out yellow cards here.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

did I really spend four long FULL TIME years in graduate school to type up meeting minutes?

depends, was keyboarding covered?

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:22 (eighteen years ago)

why the fuck did I let all these motherfuckers leave for lunch

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

I am so ditching out in 20 minutes

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

Hey ZR do you have all the roommates you need?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

that's what I was coming here to post

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.carlcritchlow.com/Resources/flash.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:48 (eighteen years ago)

we need to save Tony

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

anyone going to be around for beers this evening? or are you going to baltimore :/

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

why would anyone go to baltimore. when were you thinking?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

maybe around 8?

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

I could maybe do that, Big Hunt? I don't know where EVERYONE ELSE IS on this thread today tho

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

beerz is good

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

lovely. i may be early, or late, depending on traffic between NY and DC.

ally do not drink any gin & tonics

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

Drink scotch, neat.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

ed, you should come too

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

Would that concorde were still running and I could.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

Unless, Mr famous blogger man, you have a netjets account.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

uh yeah i'm getting beerzorz tonight. also, i have no roommates, really - y'all got anyone in mind? sexy ladies preferred, but sexy dudes'll do if need be.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:54 (eighteen years ago)

i actually have one or two potential folks in mind but nothing remotely ironed out yet.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/143/370065708_a685d92956_o.png

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

i would live with all of this super heroes. also damn superman way to convert there!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

superman is totally trying to convert there

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

ugh but instead of manning up and acting like a bro, he's playing the vulnerable sadsack role

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

and xray gazin' down WW's corset

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

uh ok so obvs my post got fucked up, hence its repitition

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

And wtf with Batman's caped samurai look? I dig it, but I've never seen that before.

Also - Supes has been trying for decades to hook it up with WW, all the while playing the "Man of Steel." In this instance, he is opting for a different tack. He is, obv., utilizing his x-ray vision to gander at her Amazonian breasteseseses.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

i will have several beerz
sorry, meet with boss and stuff. i are explain why everyone needs to settle down with changing web things they aren't in charge of anyway

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

I have had, inexplicably, feelings of dread re: BB King lately. I have not been watching the news at all, and have been scared that BB is reaching the end of his days.

It turns out that he was hospitalized yesterday, due to a recent bout with the flu. Did I cause that to happen or did I simply pick up on the vibes sent out by his hospitalization? Or am I simply fixated on BB King, who is an elderly gentleman, and thus more prone to hospitalization for bouts with the flu, especially during flu season, aka now?

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

they are all floating, along with the head and torch of the statue, on a garbage scow headed for staten island, right?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

everyone @ my work? why yes

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

how did you know

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

he's a blogger

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

i'm nominated for a bloggie

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

that's not a joke 8|

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

a what now?

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

some jew thing

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

mazel tov!

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

what are you nommed for??

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

yeah who's yr source in grover's weekly gathering of batshit insane warmongering fuckheads trying their mightiest to cook up casus belli for invading iran
all i have to say is "you and whose army?"

why don't they hire bernie kerik and blackwater to do it if they wanna invade a country so damn badly

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

"you gonna need some Day of the Jackal motherfucker for that," says avon

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

zr: roommate in question is a dude, potentially sexy? That's up to you, my friend. He is pretty quiet but also pretty much a bro, very neat, and NEEDS DESPERATELY TO ESCAPE UNDERWEAR THIEF WOW DOESN'T CLEAN UP HIS CAT'S POO ROOMMATE. he'd be up for moving in about 2 months from what I understand. Should I send him yr e-mail y/n? Unless Tom already did this while I was meeting with client.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

yeah send his info along - i'm still not sure what the roomies timetable is but i'd like to talk to him.

also this is from IMM but there's really no way i can't repost it here: http://namm.harmony-central.com/WNAMM07/Content/Gibson/PR/KS-336.html

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

omg I found myself mostly agreeing with a krauthammer column - kill myself now y/n?

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

that guitar kills terrorists

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

it should have more guns and stuff on it.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

In what way is that thing like Kiefer Sutherland??

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

it's fucking awesome.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

woah guys WOAH GUYS I JUST HAD A VISION:

what if kiefer sutherland and bruce willis made a movie together in where they blow up shit. do you know what that movie would be called?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

RETARD ZONE ELEMENT

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

city slickers 2: the legend of curly's gold?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

city slickers 3: full throttle?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

it would be called: I'M TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

Is the green chick at Superman's feet Weed Girl?

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

I SEE OLD PEOPLE

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

HAIRLINE HORIZON

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

yes, in fact. that is superman's weed carrier

(clearly my knowing abt this particular phrase means it is actually no longer funny)

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/9021/missdaisygh9.jpg

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:54 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahaha wtf wtf

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahahaha oh man

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

KS drivin BW obv

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

okey so who drinky?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

ZR YOU HAVE A PROBLEM

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

i have many, many problems. this is one of the more "charming" ones.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

high five, i'll see ya at the big hunt

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

guys the drinking is at 8pmish, not at 4pmish.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

amateur

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

that's how you make up time for being late to work every day, you have to get there early for the drinking

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

the little known loophole in US HR law.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

drinkers of the world, unite

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

nothing to lose but your dignity

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

this thread is turning into the lyrics for a replacements song

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

dignity? but i thought the line went virg...oh, sigh...

― louise jager (teenagequiet), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lincolnfinancialfield.com/uploads/photos/perm/main/ENHBEGBJCHPB/dawkins_coloringpage.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

wrong. no eyes. ^^^^^^

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

dude is a mutant

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

excuse me but Brian Dawkins and Reche Caldwell are two different people you racist virgins.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

omg brian dawkins

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

my better half is the racist. i lost my virginity in a hot tub years ago.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

TMI

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

TO HELP THE RACISTS AROUND HERE
Brian Dawkins:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/154/352442979_138c0ebe6c_o.jpg

Reche Caldwell:
http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1672/fullmetaljacket15kt.jpg

different disasters, different worlds.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

DRINK TIME

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4827/brewvh3.jpg

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

wackee!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

i was saying up there ^^^^ that the coloring book page was wrong and sick b/c the dude had no eyes. so allyzay, as a wise man once said before you accuse me take a look attcho self before you accuse me take a look attcho self before you accuse me take a look attcho self

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

That has nothing to do with the hot tub comment. We've moved on, it's a post 4:27 world.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

WHATEVER YOU SAY MR. KRAMER I MEAN QUE

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

Brian Dawkins wears a visor.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

they all look alike to America's Tuomas over here

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

check the 4th GIS result for brian dawkins

― roger goodell (gear), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

"i lost my virginity in a hot tub and i get black people confused all the time"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

I KNOW WHO BRIAN DAWKINS IS BLOGGER

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

now he's attacking the jews!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

NO ONE IS GETTING UPSET ABOUT ED SAYING HE WAS A MUTANT

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha is this a LEARNED move? Is this what coaches teach now?
http://pdn.philly.com/photo/dnphotogallery/images/Yong/3.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

That was dry British wit.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

I WANNA PLAY PING PONG

http://images.sportsnetwork.com/football/nfl/allsport/giants/manning_eagles.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

Hey! Kids! JEFF DANIELS will be playing music at Wolf Trap on Feb. 2!! We should go and ask him to play it on a Kiefer guitar!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

kei-tar

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

I seriously doubt Jeff Daniels could handle that guitar the way it's supposed to be handled.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:36 (eighteen years ago)

Hey! Kids! Reason # 87 for which I will not be renewing my test-it-out-why-not subscription to the Washingtonian: included in the list of top ten DCists who "look great for their age and will divulge their secrets to youth" is TED STEVENS.

And yes, I mean this Ted Stevens:
http://www.engadget.com/media/2006/05/ted_stevens.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

Is he actually like 300 years old? Maybe I'm out of place in my criticism.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

hey look who else has a band

http://us.news2.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/fi/10/32/46.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

Ted Stevens is 300 years old yes

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:40 (eighteen years ago)

btw ted stevens u r very pretty

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/38/94659988_2cc5244d03.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys my dad has apparently taken up the DRAGON QUEST reigns. WTF

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

Ted Stevens was born in 1923. At that age, being alive at all falls under "secret of youth"

Was Blelvis one of the other 10?

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

dar1a is coming to alcohol night at thebighunt, right? i need to give her back her fashionable shooze.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

xpost cool he and TOMBOT can play online together that's sweet!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

No, nor was Running Backwards Man so I call shenanigans on this bullshit survey. Ted Stevens is less old than I thought, so I take back my retraction.

xpost it is the exact opposite of SWEET, M. Que.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

We should just have some sort of weekly meeting where Alex can give ladies back the parts of their outfits they left at his apartment.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

you and yr dad and tombot should form a guild.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

leave my dad out of this

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

A guild of people looking to give ladies back their garments.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

yeahhhhhhh i meant ally should for a guild not brian so ummm yeahhhhhh

GOD ONE MORE HOUR OF THIS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

People hating on vegetarians

has everyone on the internet always been a non-tipping virgin with an asian fetish who is persecuted relentlessly for their vegetarianism or is this a 2007 thing

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

well that was the stereotype back in 1996, so I don't see why it wouldn't still be true today.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

i seriously think these stupid ?'s lately have been big put ons.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway, it's just a dude trolling. I mean, if it's not, I can tell right now from the tone of his opening post why people gave him shit elsewhere, "I just happenstanced to go on and on about the cruelty of eating meat, just a bit of fun!" blah blah blah. Whatever! It's probably Nude Spock quite frankly.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

Please. My wife is a vegetarian - fairly strict, but just short of vegan (she likes pizza) so I'm not adverse to the company of animal rights weenies like yourself - but come on, dude, you know EXACTLY why people hate on vegetarians - because they're fucking annoying. Ever go to a Cracker Barrel with one?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

I am 21 and I've never been to a Cracker Barrel with a vegetarian (2354 new answers)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. Que, I'm going to throw bacon at you to taunt you at the Super Bowl party.

xpost going to the Cracker Barrel, there's your mistake right there.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

i say we bacon bomb the thread

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

Mr. Que, I'm going to throw bacon at you to taunt you at the Super Bowl party.

Cool, I will fill my mouth with a frying pan and hot oil for insta-delciousness!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

No, because if my instinct is right about who started that thread, we'll see 100 more by Monday morning by him. The entire board will be bombed.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

ie IF you bacon bomb the thread

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Why the hell am I on the internets at 10pm on a friday?

(rhetorical I am ill but still)

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

o fuck nabisco showed up there

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

he's like the bloody Candyman, except in reverse. If he thinks three people will call him OTM, he shows!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

DC is Stadler and Wladorf of ILX and OTM.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

ooer get you both being bitches to nabisco xpost

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

i wasn't being a bitch i was complimenting his ability to see past the bullshit into a vast horizon of OTMness

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

ooer get you being all sarcastic over there.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

what is "ooer"

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1511/abfabpatseddi24bm.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

not helpin'

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theprogram.net.au/media/features/5467.jpg
A_P: YOU KNOW, THIS SITE REALLY GETS BETTER WITH AGE.
MR. QUE: WHY, BECAUSE THE THREADS GET BETTER?
A_P: NO, BECAUSE MY EYESIGHT GETS WORSE!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

BOTH: AHA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

this halloween the other Brian and I are either going to be Statler & Waldorf or Hall & Oates.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to get a Statler and Waldorf cleavage tattoo.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

what are you people made of

also my eyesight is STABILITIZED and my eyes look CLEAN AND HEALTHY and all that. no change in prescription in years and years now dudes! here's to turning 30 soon and having all that go to hell.

you guys convinced me to get a CHEESESTEAK from the steak & potato company instead of taco bell today btw, good call 100% OTM

plus when I finally got home the little ipod stereo was playing christmas music, completely at random. The remote is in here with no battery in it and the ipod is well above kitty climbing range so I have no fucking clue how that happened at ALL.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

wtf does your eyes look clean even mean?!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

he is fresh like a mackerel caught this morning.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

His nose is damp and his coat is shiny!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

words cannot describe how cool it is to go to the optometrist after 20+ years of almost constantly deteriorating vision and find out that your eyes are exactly as bad as they were nearly four years ago, no more, no less

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

I am bored.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

(seven or eight years ago one of them actually improved though)

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

image bomb the veg thread with a combo of kiefer sutherland and bruce smith

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

yeah it does feel good TOMBOT. I guess from what my dad the eye doc tells me eventually you plateau off (especially if you are near sighted) and your eyes don't get any worse. it happened for me, like three four years ago. wooo!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

Of course you get the longsightedness kicking in in your 40s and the joy of varifocals.

― Ed (dali), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE yes I will be @ happy hour I just broke our website, it seems like a good time for a drink
so yes please, I would like my shoes back, that would be awesome

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

right that's the other half. we hit that plateau and then have macular degeneration and that sort of crap to look forward to.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

http://otm.georgetown.edu/

I wish this was our website

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

it would appear that our man richardson is in top hunting form already

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

i have to write trivia questions before i can go drink with him ;_1

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Friday, 26 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

Well, I have finished another week of secretarial work, including noting and distributing "action items" (oh god kill me now please please please) on a conference call that went from 4 pm to 6 pm on a Friday night. Fuck me, I'm getting a drink goddamn it!

MW will you join me @ teh hunt? God, you may be there already. . .

― quincie (quincie), Friday, 26 January 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.imageexchange.com/skuimg/21578.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

toy metrobus! CUET

― dar1a g (daria g), Friday, 26 January 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

Hey, are you people all at happy hour? I came straight home:(

My eyesight is still deteriorating and my left eye is about 2x as bad as my right. help

― Mary (Mary), Friday, 26 January 2007 23:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://codepinkalert.org/catalog/images/book-cover2.jpg http://nealbridges.com/albums/bots/logan.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 27 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

I OBJECT

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 27 January 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

that not-hot woman looks like Oksana Baiul in that picture.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 27 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

clearly she is wearing stella mccartney for h&m

do not want

"I was thinking of robotic articulation. Car parts. Droids. A boyish silhouette..." said Nicolas Ghesquière

http://www.style.com/slideshows/fashionshows/S2007RTW/BALENCIA/RUNWAY/00340m.jpg

that's better!

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 27 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

i hate star wars but balenciaga star wars is OK with me

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 27 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

the pants are insane!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 27 January 2007 16:22 (eighteen years ago)

yeah.. they're leggings and they hand stitched metal pieces onto them.. 100% unwearable except on the runway i believe, they're not going to sell those

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 27 January 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

I guess I will just have to go to American Apparel and make do.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 27 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

judging by the amount we drank last night, WE SHOULD ALL BE DEAD.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Saturday, 27 January 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

No fair. Mookie, did you have fun? I'm sorry I missed you. I'm now helping a kid look for primary material on James Garfield and Chester Arthur, two subjects close to your heart.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 27 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

pretty sure i'm dead, actually

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 27 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

What have you got in that paper bag?
Is it a dose of Vitamin C?
Ain't got no time for Western medicine
I am Damo Suzuki

― Roman Totale XVIll, Member, Wakefield Young Drinkers Club (daria g), Saturday, 27 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

thinking about it sober, i think the only "thing" there is about jenny agutter is that she was the only english actress willing to be naked in the '70s (logan's run, walkabout, equus)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 27 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha and "an american werewolf in london," natch

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 27 January 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

brian the 20's are back
All That Jazz - Deco Echoes on the Spring Runways

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 27 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

code pink should protest the dystopian future world of logan's run

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Saturday, 27 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

serious about the buster keaton movie tomorrow if anyone wants to go!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Saturday, 27 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

I don't really feel very bad at all! I was up at like 9am. Did I fail in drinking? I must've skipped a round. I remember having a short psychotic break with reality last night in which nothing I said made any sense for about 5 minutes (I blame the GIN BASED COCKTAIL) but other than that, totally ok!!!

where is movie tomorrow?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 27 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Your favorite place--Arlington (Cinema and Draft House). Looks like we can't get tickets before hand.

― Mary (Mary), Saturday, 27 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

Hey Ally do you want to be deep-fryin' on Super Bowl Sunday or should I put the DeLonghi away?

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 27 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm maybe I'd be interested, depends on when etc. Re: deep fryin', we should make wings so yeah, you can bring it! Otherwise I will have to fake-fry the wings via oven method.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Saturday, 27 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

Also: RIP our long-suffering awesomely awesome coffee maker. I was trying to figure out how long that thing has been turning out awesome coffee--I think I got it when I lived in Chapel Hill, which means it was almost ten years old and brewed something like 2700+ pots ;_;

― quincie (quincie), Saturday, 27 January 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)

i feel fine today but i didn't have more than 5 drinks and ate a bunch of food the whole time
should have had only 2 guinness at the bar, then i could have had more sake later!

― dar1a g (daria g), Saturday, 27 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

what is wrong w/people?

how did i miss this?
"No you will not teach or show that propagandist Al Gore video to my child, blaming our nation -- the greatest nation ever to exist on this planet -- for global warming," Hardison wrote in an e-mail to the Federal Way School Board. The 43-year-old computer consultant is an evangelical Christian who says he believes that a warming planet is "one of the signs" of Jesus Christ's imminent return for Judgment Day.

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 28 January 2007 07:01 (eighteen years ago)

I've been awake at 4am and sober at 4am but never both! This is a first.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Sunday, 28 January 2007 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

GOOD MORNING DC HOW IS YOUR MORNINGS AND SUNSHINES?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 28 January 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm at work you insensitive bastard

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

I'M NOT

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

Does Rene Russo look more like a man or more like a donkey?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

Somebody left "Two For The Money" on DVD and she's on my video wall giving Matt McConaughey a manicure

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

man-donkey

why is it raining?!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

there is a big blue trailer parked down here at 11th & E with this logo on the side of it
http://www.rainforrent.com/_build/images/RainforRentLogo.gif

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

totally not making this up

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

well tell them to leave! I do not want their services!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

I have been looking all over the place for the "aggressive cat is aggressive/defensive cat is defensive" JPG and can't find it. HALP

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

dan maybe you should open another window to p3r or whichever domain you don't normally use and are not logged into as a registered user, then click on any DC thread or NFL board thread with more than 50 answers

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

dan: http://www.knitemare.org/cats/index.php?type=all

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Sunday, 28 January 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

god, this movie is totally depressing

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

no wonder it made $8.73

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

OMG AWESOME CAT LINK THX

I don't know if I would ever subject myself to "Two For The Money" because it looks like moldy cock.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 28 January 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

I bet if I stuck you in an ops center on a sunday for 12 hours you'd watch it

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

now it's march of the penguins

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

12 hours in an ops center on a Sunday = HI DERE TETRIS!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Sunday, 28 January 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to make bacon and cheddar waffles.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Sunday, 28 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

how the fuck did the waffles turn out already

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

the cab driver late friday night tried to pick up another passenger, this super preppy dude, except guy said he was going to ritz-carlton, georgetown.. the driver immediately gets all pissed off and is like 'what are you doing!! you're standing on the wrong side of the street! i'm not driving all the way to georgetown motherfucker!!'

i don't think he was thrilled about driving me all the way to capitol hill but oh well, too bad

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 28 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Waffles came out well. Recipe called for mixing cheese and crumbled bacon into the batter, which was pretty good. I should have doubled the amount of bacon, though (this tip actually works for every recipe). There was an odd-sounding tip in the book that said you could add some uncooked bacon on top of the batter when you put it in the waffle iron, so I tried it on a couple and it actually came out okay! Then I tried a few slices with whole pieces of cooked bacon thrown in, I have not tried those yet. Most important part was freezing the remaining waffles for quick hangover meal option.

yeah, naptime.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Sunday, 28 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

i am at work theoretically working on stuff but actually watching clips of idiocracy on youtube. has anyone seen this?

idiocracy: fox news

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

two more movies for our thread titles:
THE REPLACEMENTS
DONNIE DARKO

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

donnie darko?!?!?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

I have just used taxpayer $$$ to print jessica 6 in full inkjet resplendence

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

what does that mean?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh it means u r very creepy, nm

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

I feel it's appropriate for a mix CD cover to give to my similarly heterosexual male friend Zack R.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/eb/Girl_6_(movie).jpg/180px-Girl_6_(movie).jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.theseriouscomedysite.com/images/leonard_part_6.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

http://plaatjes.hemisphere.nl/058328.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00008W3X0.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.nfl.com/images/nflnetwork/6_days_to_sunday.gif

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

The Electric 6's version of a gay bar rules.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Sunday, 28 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

Hello dere everyone. Dar1a I can not for the life of me figure out why you, and only you, ever have cab drivers who attempt to pick up other ppls?

Also: bacon and cheddar waffles sound fantastic. As does the Bittman lasagne and Gourmet chocolate truffle pie that my beloved has cooked for us!

― quincie (quincie), Sunday, 28 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/152/372495968_bee1161a8a.jpg http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/372402940_1362c6c1cd.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

whoa those are kinda big, sorry

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

I have to feed myself via groceries and cooking for the first time in my life...

When did we become the advice bureau for the socially maladjusted.

It is lucky I have been well fed and have b een drinking particularly otm scotch and I'm riding home on the train with a musical brainbath courtesy of of mr paul simon and his album, graceland; or I might well have to flex some sarcasm.

Warning bros, women be devious.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

Tom, send me compilations and I will do likewise.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:51 (eighteen years ago)

OK Ed! Name a bad film that you enjoy more than it really deserves.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:53 (eighteen years ago)

One of our Dinosaurs is missing.

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

Try Facebook

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

???

― Ed (dali), Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39978000/jpg/_39978453_ustin_chan203.jpg
this person is the same as the old man at the top of this page.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Sunday, 28 January 2007 23:59 (eighteen years ago)

yes, his finest role.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 00:00 (eighteen years ago)

quincie - re taxis, that other time it was really the other dude in the cab who tried to pick me up & I'm like UH NO

I don't understand people..! the more i go out in DC the more i'm like, i don't understand people, esp drunk preppy dudes who are all creepy, there are a lot of them & none of them are tom brady either.

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 00:21 (eighteen years ago)

there's only one tom brady

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

c dommage

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 00:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Frank_%28MiB2%29.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

fuckin' a, record collection = reorganizzzzzzed = mixmaking time! also i am listening to a record that my old best friend from elementary school's band put out and it's funny that we both ended up doing pretty much the same things (media jobs, playing in bands etc.) but i don't think they're very good. or rather they're good for what they are but the sad sack "tasteful" acoustoemo thing they're doing is something that i am not really a fan of. sorry old best friend - we'll always have playing rampage for endless hours after school while listening to weird al.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

i got real drunk and blacked out at disneyland 2 nights ago. i ditched my friends and no one could find me then i apparently went into space mountain line and started cussing people out and tryed to start fights and got kicked out. leashes can be handy.

-- chaki (chaki.tim...) (webmail), January 28th, 2007 4:34 PM. (chaki) (later) (link

I'm reposting this for everyone on this thread who poo-pooed my "disneyland/world is awesome" theory.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 02:13 (eighteen years ago)

those weren't the same people repping for the golden arches, now, were they?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 02:28 (eighteen years ago)

OK where the fuck is my relief

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 03:14 (eighteen years ago)

possible new girl???

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

THAT IS NOT A RESPONSE TO TOM - NEW THOUGHT

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 06:23 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA from some amazon.com article about d.lynch
http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/books/blog/Lynch_David.jpg

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:04 (eighteen years ago)

motherfucking dude did that hand shit endlessly

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

i love his twinkly hands

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0120912/MIBII-rt35118.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

yeah! good stuff!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

Men In Black II is seriously going on my amazon wishlist. If they have a 4-disc, three-hour 70mm director's cut, I am getting that version.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:10 (eighteen years ago)

Uh no you are not. That is just about the worst movie ever made. I draw the line at that movie.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

Also this is an excellent wikipedia page, and the O'Neill cylinders fullsize is my new work wallpaper (it's HARD to find a good background that's big enough for these 24" widescreen puppies)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_habitat

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0120912/MIBII-42.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:13 (eighteen years ago)

Lessons learnt this weekend:

Everyone chipping in for an OTM bottle of whisky was an OTM idea
Girls be devious
There is a dub version of the OK Computer album and it is actually quite good (possibly only when heard in the early hours of sunday morning with smoked chicken pizza)

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

The secret of Lotus X

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

paul wagemann strikes again

http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o170/ROCKISM_101/rockism101banner.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

I'm a little disappointed that the Daniel French Drive on the mall is named for Lincoln's sculptor and not the steam engineer. This is an odd change in attitude from what I expect I would've felt about ten years ago.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

haha old best friend emailed me not four minutes after i posted "too bad i don't like his band" message above to see if we wanted to set some shows up for the spring.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) man, portrait sculptor is really not a job category that's doing so well these days.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

Have you seen Blood Diamond?

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

DEAR TOM:

IMDB.COM APPARENTLY DOESN'T ALLOW HOTLINKING

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK STOP HOTLINKING THEM

THX IN ADVANCE FOR ME NOT HAVING TO WASTE TIME RIGHT-CLICKING ON QUESTION MARKS TO ONLY FIND THEY ARE STILLS FROM REALLY, REALLY SHITTY MOVIES THOUGH MAYBE I SHOULD ASSUME THIS FOREVER, FROM YOU???

YR WIFE

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

I mean who are you, jon williams??!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

I'm just too lazy to rehost shit. besides, they show up for me while they're in the cache.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

yeah they show up for me after i right click them.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha dar1a that is hi-larious

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO ATTN: PETE, dan totally dissed yr flavorite song of all time

How could one forget the cuntastic "Return" off of _Wild Mood Swings_? Or "Dolphin" from _The Gold Experience_? I'd like to hold down Robert Smith and Prince and smack them both in one fell swoop for those songs.

i'll die before i let you teach me how to swim, dan.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

oh man I want to punch that interviewer

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, Tom, I think you'll find that it is extremely easy to find photos of Will Smith on sites that aren't imdb.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

that photo is not of will smith. that photo is of a little funny dog in a bad suit. though now that I have gone and GIS'd "frank the pug" I see that he is not exactly a rare item himself.

How is your pops doing at DQ8?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

that photo is not of will smith. that photo is of a little funny dog in a bad suit. though now that I have gone and GIS'd "frank the pug" I see that he is not exactly a rare item himself.

How is pops doing at DQ8? Did he get to Dhoulmagus yet?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT
FUCK U I QUIT INTERNET

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

YOU FUCKING SUCK

STOP DOUBLE POSTING AND POSTING STUPID BROKEN PICTURES AND WHY DON'T YOU GO DESIGN A LOGO FOR GOOGLE, THAT IS HOW MUCH YOU SUCK

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

ok if my cubicle mate has his personal conversation any fucking louder I'm going to lose my shit completely.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

NO COME BACKS TOMBOT WE FORGIVE THEE

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

guys don't make me post that "true love" jpg again

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/7573/bdkt7.jpg

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

WAHT WAHT?

hey ZR: u listened to nu stooges yet?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

oh shit I need to get some of those for my cats

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

wheres alex? the site is not updated and i havent seen since 1am

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

SEARCH PARTY TIME

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

wait what's this about party time?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

SEARCH ALL THE BLOGS

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

pizza party!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

BLOOGER DOWN REPEAT BLOGGER DOWN

http://drudgereport.com/siren.gif

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

somebody call him and wake him up and tell him he needs to start bloggin'

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

TV'S THE WANKETTE HAS JUST RESPONDED TO MY "DAER FRIEND ARE YOU ALIVE Y/N?" TEXT MESSAGE WITH AN "N" - COMMENCE IRISH WAKE IN HIS HONOR PLZ

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

ok so we need how many guiness then?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.beveragewarehouse.com/images/products/1457.gif

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.ctgay.org/user/image/v18n21.gif

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

PLZ TO SOMEBODY TO PUT A 1/29 NEVER FORGET ON THIS
http://www.wonkette.com/politics/wonketteteam.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

SOMEONE MAKE A SPEECH ABOUT TV'S WANKETTE, PLS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

Fans, for the past two weeks you have been reading about a bad break TV's The Wankette got. Yet today, I consider him the luckiest man on the face of the earth. He has been to blogs for seventeen years and has never received anything but kindness and encouragement from you fans. Look at these grand men. Which of you wouldn’t consider it the highlight of his career just to associate with them for even one day? Sure I’m lucky. Who wouldn’t have considered it an honor to have known Jacob Ruppert? Also, the builder of blogging’s greatest empire, Ed Barrow? To have spent six years with that wonderful little fellow, Miller Huggins? Then to have spent the next nine years with that outstanding leader, that smart student of psychology, the best manager in baseball today, Joe McCarthy? Sure, he's lucky. When the New York Giants, a team you would give your right arm to beat and vice versa, sends you a gift, that’s something. When everybody down to the groundskeepers and those boys in the white coats remember you with trophies, that’s something. When you have a father and mother who work all their lives so that you can have an education and build your body, it's a blessing. When you have bourbon who has been a tower of strength and shown more courage than you dreamed existed, that's the finest I know. So I close by saying that he might have been given a bad break, but he's got an awful lot to live for. Thank you.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/8690/alexzi6.jpg

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

when the bourbon shows courage you know you're in trouble, is how I see it

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

i remember when he yelled at some cops, once. good times.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

**CLAP CLAP CLAP**

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha @ "he died"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

hahah

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

also he yelled at some britishes people and/or some gay people, I don't know which

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.uscourts.gov/ttb/sep05ttb/images/050905FlagHalf_0019.jpg http://www.washingtonmonthly.com/blogphotos/Blog_British_Flag_Half_Staff.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

Remember that time he knew all the words to all the songs, ever?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.magenson.de/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/halbmast.jpg
http://www.english.buffalo.edu/faculty/swan/Seville_to_Madrid/mediafiles/l24.jpg
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40041000/jpg/_40041192_flag_ap.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

goodnight, you prince of the politick, you king of the midwest

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

just last night i howled along to "dear doctor" and drank brown liquor with him ;_;

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/55/147636052_7dffa37c35.jpg

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

also he yelled at some britishes people and/or some gay people, I don't know which

if you can tell the difference you're a better man than me.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/Mourning.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

well, now that the proper mourning period has passed, let me be the first to say what everyone's already thinking: motherfucker had it coming, y'know?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

R.I.P. Wankette. Oh how he loved The Fall.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

xpost

yeah what the fuck? dude could drink like a FISH. we should exhume his LIVER

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

ZR I'm still dealing with my pain, please have some sensitivity. The guy returned my earring, that I immediately lost again. RIP my earring :(

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:37 (eighteen years ago)

He died before he ever got to return ilxdchixors underwears.

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.september11news.com/WorldReactsIsraelFlag.jpg
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39433000/jpg/_39433687_funeral_203_body_afp.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

ally that earring had it coming too and you know it. his returning it just kicked off some final destination-type shit.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

The best-known and loved jew blogeur of the 20th century, Sir Alex Wankette who has died aged 12, was by nature an unostentatious and reserved man. Though he undertook a great variety of roles, all were informed, at heart, with the wisdom of the sad clown.

It was that spiritual severity, together with those clear, wide-open eyes - capable of melting in close-up on the internets into the most reassuringly serene of smiles - which lent his performances force and authenticity. In his later career, he became something of an icon of spirituality and enlightened human understanding - especially after his 1977 performance as a 63 year old grandma in Wacky Wall Walker Wonder Woman.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

final destination

is that the movie where michael jordan plays bball with the looney toons?

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

no no no that's crash

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

aaahh

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

y'all are thinking of Kazzam with Shaq

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

didn't alex have a lot of CD's? Shouldn't we divide them up?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.maedafamily.com/family-data/salute.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

that little boy is not wearing any pants

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

that looks vaguely like one of my ex-gfs

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

i am completely unsure of how to respond to a statement like that

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

69's sayin' he'd hit it

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

cmon the coat

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

^^^ watch how u parse

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

I BET YOU WOULD (damn xpost)

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

why is their not an emoticon (i can think of) for a raised eybrow.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

`:|

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

http://archives.cnn.com/2000/US/06/21/jfk.fbi/story.jfk.junior.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

ugh this funeral has taken a disgusting and creepy turn

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

quick someone get drunk(er) and make another speech

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

ok, i always knew pete would fuck up my funeral, but i never thought it'd be in such a weird way.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

last time we invite him to our funerals ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

man this is making me think of my grandmother's funeral when my dad and his cousin left mid-viewing to go get a few beers at a bar down the street.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

I've only attended funerals that took place in bars.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

those aren't funerals.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Tom can confirm at least one of them.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

wait ally what about that funeral where somebody hit their mom with a car or something??

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

Any funeral that doesn't end up with everyone rat-arsed is just a disposal.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!! Alex speaks from beyond the grave! Without pants!

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Monday, 29 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2001/130/k2b.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

that was Paco's funeral and that wasn't actually at a bar but everyone was en route to the bar when the car-hitting happened (my cousin hit my grandma with his Camaro)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2005/738/s64_k_8.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

my cousin hit my grandma with his Camaro
my cousin hit my grandma with his Camaro
my cousin hit my grandma with his Camaro
my cousin hit my grandma with his Camaro

http://www.writers.net/agents.html

http://www.amazon.com/Guide-Literary-Agents-2007/dp/1582974322

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

Unless you can persuade someone to publish the words you slave over, your writing will remain unknown and unread and writing will drain rather than fill your bank account.

so fatalistic

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

okay don't listen to that advice

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

Ridiculous Animals
by Natalia A. C.
http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2002/257/257-1.html

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

Who has the biggest drain?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2002/257/s63_1_5.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2002/257/s63_1_10.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

man those animals don't sound so much ridiculous as they sound smart and savvy, especially the ones that avoid family contact and dirty-dish-washing.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

i have a lot in common with gorillas and snakes

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2001/183/s105_1_7.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

!!!!
I Invented a New Planet

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

gorillas don't pay sallie mae on time

snakes don't remember how they got home last night

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

if you are a girl and a kid, you can invent your own planet and go there

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2006/913/913-1.html

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

The Big Waffle
http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2001/148/148-1.html

What Life is All About
http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2003/436/436-1.html

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

I like The Big Waffle's use of magical realism.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

"Look Marmalade, I found it!" Toasterman shouted. "And I learned a lesson…. When you are looking for something, always use your head, but don't keep your briefcase in it!"

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2003/436/s3_kpage2.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

O.o

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

"going to china in a glowing horn" is one of my least favorite mountain goats songs

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

wow I thought that said "ham"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I thought so too!

Oh no.. the solar rock band confused the Earth!

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

"going to china in a glowing horn" is one of my least favorite mountain goats songs
-- say it with blood diamonds (a|e...), January 29th, 2007 5:28 PM.

It is ham! Death makes you blind, blogger!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

1/29 the day both TV's The Wankette and America's Darling Barbaro were euthanized ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

"going to china in a glowing ham" is my favorite mountain goats song

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

'Oh no.. the solar rock band confused the Earth!'

This is a lost Hawkwind classic.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:34 (eighteen years ago)

ATTENTION TECHNICIANS OF SPACESHIP EARTH
THIS IS YOUR HUNTER AGE 3 SPEAKING
YOUR HUNTER AGE 3 IS DEAD

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

the picture rather definitively proves that the correct interpretation would be "horn"

you're welcome, details mavens

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

the picture rather definitively proves that the correct interpretation would be "horn"
you're welcome, details mavens

-- TOMBO7 (tombo...), January 29th, 2007 5:44 PM.

CLICK HERE CLEAN EYES

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2003/436/436-2.html

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

the ham glows as i cross the macon county line

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST DAY IN RECENT MEMORY FOR DCILX

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

all it took was my death

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

ok someone please explain to me why a product that is actually worth $450 retail value is selling in a "money-saving" bundle for $20 above list prices:
http://www.etoys.com/genProduct.html/PID/4753761/ctid/19/INstock/N/D//SkuNo/983183

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

plus those fuckin games!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

yeah okay dipshit let's do this like we went to college ok? Let's look at the context to see if we can determine a more accurate interpretation!

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2003/436/s3_kpage2.jpg

we have some script here which could go either way. obviously the PBS intern in charge of transcribing kids' handwriting into html subtitles thought ham made the most sense, but I suspect they were not into poring over the source material much.

The picture appears to contain a bent cone. That would be one of the definitions of the word "horn" in common use - and it makes sense in the sentence, as the kid's representation of a person, presumably himself, is indeed riding said bent cone across water, presumably an ocean, quite possibly representing the Pacific.

What do you think, am I publishable? Missing a few references?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

Why don't you shut the fuck up and go watch some more idiotic, terrible movies that everyone else with a lick of sense, even IMDB retards, hated!!!! Jesus christ. I mean the goddamned PBS interpretation, right under the picture is "HAM."

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

Dudes, it says 'hom'

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2004/694/s87_1_08.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ "yeah ok dipshit"

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

Once upon a time there were guys playing football at the Steelers Stadium. They were in the finals.

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

lets face it, we are going to have a lot of dipshits in our life

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

The only part of that story that actually happened was the part where the crowd declared it "weird" that the Steelers actually won the Super Bowl.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

The football said "hi number nine." Then the football picked up the player and ran him fifty yards all the way to the touchdown place.
Then they went for a field goal and the ball said "help me!" The the ball kicks a player over the yellow poles and the guy catches the pole and swings into the end zone.
The crowd said "whoo! That's weird."
The other team said "boo!"
That was the winning touchdown. The Steelers looked around and everybody was cheering for them except the other team.
At the end of the game, they interview the football.
"That was a great game!" said the players.
The football said "I didn't have a great game."

"Neither did I!" said the guy who got kicked.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

you guys and PBS are right, you're right, clearly ham comes off the heads of male sheep

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

What the hell kind of "male sheep" have you been in contact with that grow horns large enough to carry 8 year olds across the ocean?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

oy!

http://www.transparencynow.com/Logan/oldman.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

You might note that I put "male sheep" in quotes for a reason, Mr. Expert-on-Horns.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys you wanna see something terrifying?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/gofugyourself/GFY112005/000713016.jpg

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

eek

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

WE DIDN'T SAY YES. YOU DIDN'T GIVE US TIME TO STOP YOU. THIS IS UNFAIR.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

FACES OF DEATH: DC THREAD 78

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

guys have you ever seen such great looking ham in your life
http://www.scottschrader.com/pages/mammals/showcase/bighorn/bighorn.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

That looks like the worst ventriloquist act ever.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Alls I'm sayin' Tombot is we should look at author's intent. I admire your ability to look beyond the text and search for a "deeper meaning" inside. Also, I will be the first to admit there may be a transcription problem with the PBS Scriveners--that looks like a fucking huge cone, not a ham.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

guys have you ever seen such great looking ham in your life

TEARS OF LAUGHTER. I AM DYING

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

zack i saw that, posh + katie holmes @ armani couture show.. why?

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2002/309/s59_3_5.jpg
AGGRESSIVE CAT IS AGGRESSIVE

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

transcription? i would prefer not to

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

the thing is that cat book has tight illustrations
http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2002/309/s59_3_3.jpg

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

i know, it's really good!
http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2002/309/s59_3_9.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

whoa what fresh madness is this shit

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

oh also MW - i've only listened to "my idea of fun" off the new stooges and it's still v. premature to give my assessment but so far i think this: music kicks really, really righteous amounts of ass, but ig is such a self-parody by this point and his vocals are so prominent in the mix that i'm going to have to work around him to enjoy the record, which is sort of what i thought was going to happen.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:52 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that's the only one i've heard and uh, yeah. a ig workaround is in order. also

http://pbskids.org/readingrainbow/contest/2002/309/s59_3_7.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

From: Allison
Sent: Thursday, January 25, 2007 12:19 PM
To: Karen L.
Subject: Re: [Ad Info Request]

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― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:56 (eighteen years ago)

Oh man, duck confit at Corduroy at lunch today was absolutely insane, like a chef having a dream about the unrealized potential of duck confit but it was realized.

Also the previously discussed celeriac soup is made with a lobster base, this is worth mentioning. I think maybe lobster has the best flavor of any shellfish but the worst meat? In pure broth form is it unstoppable.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

hasn't ig been a self-parody since circa raw power???

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

Lobster shell + shrimp shells makes for unstoppable bisque base, this is a total fact.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:00 (eighteen years ago)

Add some mussels to that and you are OTM.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

alex - yeah probably! but at least then he was buried/incomprehensible enough that i didn't have to care.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

I make a great pumpkin lobster bisque which I have unfortunately not made in a long while, maybe I will rectify this sometime next week. Though I'd have to get lobster?? Hmmm.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://images.pop.bg/content/pics/9385.jpg
hey, most of this is really good. thx to bowie of course

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

"srsly fuck you guys"

http://tn3-2.deviantart.com/fs5/300W/i/2004/277/7/5/Smart_Lobster_by_LobsterRacer.jpg

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

i haven't heard any new stooges but based on the lyrics quoted in some blog review it seems like i would feel the same way about self-parodic iggy as i do about self-parodic david lynch, i.e. "i am drunk and this is hilarious"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

I'm a big fan of Success and Lust for Life and The Passenger, mostly b/c how awesomes the Soupy Sales son's drums sound

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

I have crab at home right now and was thinking of making an indian-style lentil crab soup but UH I have no lentils. I HAD some and don't remember whenever I ate them, but they are no longer there. Maybe should make crab pumpkin bisque? But that means I'd have to use up my shrimp, so I can get shrimp shells...OH THE HORRORS AND DECISIONS???

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

don't credit bowie for iggy's awesomeness! like blaming eno for second side of low's lameness

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

MAYBE THE CATZ ATE YR LENTILS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

No, it's more likely I ate them. I mean, they don't have opposable thumbs to open up the package.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

corn chowder with crab perhaps??

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

that's the one.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:09 (eighteen years ago)

To be honest, Tom didn't seem all that thrilled about the indian lentil soup, he has a pathological fear of things lentil-sized though.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

ally you should go marco polo on it and sub orzo or pearl past to soak up the shrimp flavor.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

What about yellow split peas? Where is the cutoff line?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

dudes my coworkers are all fucking worthless, why do I keep standing up for anybody else in this place?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

You are doing your duty protecting your United States from the electronic Menace. God Bless America and all who sail in her.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

EVERYONE IS INVITED OVER FOR CORN AND CRAB CHOWDER.

I think that Tom would be very unhappy if I served him yellow split peas but I've never tried. I've only just got him to start eating corn off the cob, and only in soup/stew/chili type preparations--I think being confronted with it on its own as a side dish would really get me in trouble.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

the cutoff line is cocktail onions and black olives. maybe pomegranate seeds are the cutoff line. but definitely anything smaller than that is some gross looking shit to me.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

Tom why don't you go and see if you can rent a car for the day instead, and scour the area walmarts for wiis. They got in some yesterday which means they probably have zero (0) now, but at least it will not be work.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

guys I have a very extensive Super Bowl party menu in planning, btw.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

EXCITED ^^^^^

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

Let me know if you need me to whip a dessert or something up

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

I wonder is a crab Pease Pudding would work.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

Oh!! Are you really offering a dessert? I was considering making a football-shaped cake, OR "making" Krispy Kreme's football doughnuts but I hadn't put very much thought into that.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

hasn't ig been a self-parody since circa raw power???

-- say it with blood diamonds (a|e...), January 29th, 2007. (a_p)

See a black Eldorado
Oh, rolling along down below my window
That black girl in the back looks pretty good
Christ! She's beautiful
You know how soft she is
Just what you feel like

Oh, I'm so far away from her
Jesus this is Iggy
You, you might as well come with me,
When you ride the ride
There's talk and I don't wanna talk

Oh mamma, I shot myself down [x4]

They're stepping on our hearts
Stepping on our hearts
I don't know why they're stepping on our hearts
Damn, I don't know why
Stepping on our hearts [x5]
Can't you see, oh no, Stepping on our hearts

How come the blacks, how come they copy you so good?
They get off on you, so sexually
If you wanna make it
Young man you gotta make somebody come
Come out of you black [x2] and strong
Black! Strong! Black!

Jesus it's cold in this room, it's really cold
You know I never told you about this, but there's one guy
Somebody I really love, he's never around
Well he was taking things that could be alright, that could be
nice
And make them ugly, so damn ugly
And we put out the lights on them
Yeah, we'd make it dark, we put out the lights....on them
It's idiots like you that screw me up
I know there's nothing to you
And I don't know why I treat you so kind
Come down and dance with me, dance with me
You got nobody left but me
Oh accept me, don't reject me, don't forget me
Mamma, what colour will the lights be? Will they turn blue on
me? [x2]
Mamma, I shot myself up, woh mamma, I shot myself up, up, up,
mamma
Up down, up down mamma
Oh oh oh oh oh mamma
I didn't know what I was doing, I didn't mean to, but I did it,
I shot myself up
Mamma I shot myself!

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I can make a dessert. Or two--depending on how many people, etc.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

yeah my thing w/the stooges is pretty much that iggy has always been my least favorite element of the band - i just wanna listen to the grooooooove and if he sounds cool on top of it (which he historically has) that's awesome.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:17 (eighteen years ago)

also damn it just got my w2's and shit is fucked up grr

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

guys I have a very extensive Super Bowl party menu in planning, btw.

-- Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyza...), January 29th, 2007. (allyzay)

christian's working till on sunday ;_; but he'll come by after

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, I got a mandoline so let me know if you need anything sliced REALLY THIN for the party.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

I ONLY HAVE ONE CONFIRMED RSVP'D GUEST RIGHT NOW SO IT IS PROBABLY TOO MUCH FOOD!!

seriously if everyone invited comes we'll have 18 people or more if anyone brings a friend? But I really doubt a couple of the people are coming. Like Alex, since he died ;_;

xpost oh noes he's working thru the SB??? That's the saddest story I've ever heard. What time does he get off?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

hay what is wrong w/second side of low???!! i mean granted i don't typically sit around listening to ambient stuff but i like the whole record

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

mandoline-wise, almonds in candied pear wrappers have already been total victory.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

whoa Brian that sounds delicious

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to ally - he gets off at 10

xpost to dar1a - i know i defended LOW-2 to alex, but he was too much of a sucker/creep to see the truth. but now he's dead.

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost to ally) they're crazy good but 1/16" pear slices gone soft and translucent get to be a bit much like human skin, but I am kind of amused by it.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

btw pete wtf is this "I read voice reviews too" bs? I don't read the fucking voice! fucking free urban weeklies can fucking eat me!

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

10!!! jesus he's going to miss it all ;_;

xpost eww that's kind of gross. I am intrigued by the mandoline btw, I've never seen one in action.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH TOM ONLY READS SHIT HE PAYS FOR OH WAIT

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

btw pete wtf is this "I read voice reviews too" bs? I don't read the fucking voice! fucking free urban weeklies can fucking eat me!

-- TOMBO7 (tombo...), January 29th, 2007. (TOMBOT)

isnt that thread a repository for lies

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to brian: HEY WHATEVER DUDE WE HAVE A MANDOLIN TOO

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

i just wanted to lie too

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

haha yeah i hate second sides of low and "heroes." lodger has "boys keep swinging" so it gets a pass.

i just like coked-out paranoid disco bowie, it turns out.

also RIP TV's The Wankette, he will attend superb bole party in spirit, like TV's Alec Guinness. but his ghost will probably bring beer.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

ok I get it now blood diamonds

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

cool your jets, bro Q, the more the merrier.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

don't let him kow you into a corner dude.

xpost I love ghosts that bring beer.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

coked-out disco rod stewart > coked-out disco bowie

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)

OTM!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

dude secret life of arabia

xpost no brian

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

station to station is my favorite bowie record

ally i will come watch teh super bowl.

also, re: food. what should i cook to bring for lunch @ work? should be healthy plz. and not huge ton of carbs so no pasta

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.yorkbrew.demon.co.uk/images/beer_centurion.gif

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

actually:

rod stewart, old school with faces and first few solo record > any david bowie except hunky dory & ziggy

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

haha at first I thought that was your reply to dar1a's q re: lunch.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

how can you not appreciate coked-out disco bowie!!

i heard you all singing to golden years at the bar

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

station to station is my favorite bowie record

yes, this is 100% otm.

also you should bring pork brains in milk gravy to work.

xpost disco rod stewart kicks hunky dory's ass u r all gay

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

AWWWWW one of the first threads i ever posted on:

Is THE LODGER David Bowie's best record?

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

xpost to dar1a. not me. david bowie songs are sorta hard to sing along to since there is no melody in most of them.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

ok what you should actually do is completely ignore Alex's advice because that is making me sickly even as a joke! Stuff like soups and chilis and stews can sometimes travel kind of poorly but they always taste good on the reheat.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

xpost OK WHATEVER GEIR!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

don't look at the carpet, i drew something awful on it
http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554720%25.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

alex OTM, this book has many great lunch recipes:

http://www.forkandbottle.com/books/cookbook/images/wholebe.jpg

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:36 (eighteen years ago)

That book is OTM, BTW.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

(chef at my favourite restaurant)

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

Are we sure we're done with the ILM FOR DADS bullshit?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) it had me at "cold lamb brains on toast"

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

You two, go to separate corners and think about what you've done.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

YUCK

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

Would you like a recipe on it for superbowl sunday?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

i can't have the cold lamb brains on toast, i don't eat toast!

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

oh I though it sounded disgusting, too. But I respect that in a cookbook.

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

No, the Super Bowl is not about vomiting.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, there is a recipe for Devilled crab which could be a solution to your crab dilema

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

old to semi-old celebrities you would travel back in time to have lots of sex with.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

wtf is wrong with that guy

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

BY THAT GUY I CLEARLY MEAN EITHER OF THOSE GUYS N0W

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:43 (eighteen years ago)

Kedgeree or fish pie would be good for the superbowl.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

No no no no no

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

Well, I'm going to definitely have an assortment of dips + pita chips and tortilla chips for dipping, and the obligatory chicken wings. Want to also add seafood dishes (cannot decide between a crab DIP or mini-crab CAKES, plus some kind of shrimp thing), maybe some kind of soup or chili for people who dislike chicken wings? Of which there are a few, weirdly.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

chicken wing soup

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

Pig's Ear Soup.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

that is a bridge too far

either of those!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

chicken noodle soup w/ a soda on the side

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah i'm def. coming to superbowl07, sorry for not sending an rsvp.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

the people who don't like wings can eat saltines or some shit, fuck them.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

fuck me indeed

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

awwwwww! it's okay, ZR he's dead to us anyway!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

blood diamonds zr, i just get v passionate about wings

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

the people who don't like wings can eat saltines or some shit, fuck them.

-- say it with blood diamonds (a|e...), January 29th, 2007. (a_p)

wouldnt this make a funny rebus?

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

guys I don't actually need RSVPs from you guys really, if you've been semi-regularly watching football with me I'm assuming you're going unless you tell me NO.

but thanks guys anyways :D

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

hey alex it's cool i could use the action these days

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

also: sorry but contrary to rumor I will not be fucking non-wings eaters, sorry dudes!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

What the fuck kind of superbowl party is this going to be then?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

THE REGULAR KIND THAT I REMEMBER FROM MY CHILDHOOD, NOT THIS NEW PORNY SEANCE KIND Y'ALL HAVE INVENTED

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

superbowl party?!? I thought this was for the NFL network's replay of every Bud Bowl!

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

we can switch to the puppy bowl occasionally...

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

lolz at "porny seance"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

i can't believe i died a virgin ;_1

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

THE REGULAR KIND THAT I REMEMBER FROM MY CHILDHOOD, NOT THIS NEW PORNY SEANCE KIND Y'ALL HAVE INVENTED

You should act out each play on a twister mat, guided by a ouija spinner.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

i'll be ouija spinning @ the red and the black this saturday, guys

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

is that a euphemism?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

he means "drunk"

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

what's at red + black saturday?

― THE POLITICO (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

dead drunk alex

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.peterbrown.tv/wings.JPG
^^^can't wait to watch this on sunday

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

wtf: http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=609&country=us

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:07 (eighteen years ago)

hi dere chucklestein mountain:

ilx sure got up on the wrong side of bed today :-(
-- wogan lenin (doglati...), January 29th, 2007. (dog latin)

"today"
-- God Bows to Meth (noodle_vagu...), January 29th, 2007. (noodle vague)

yeah
-- wogan lenin (doglati...), January 29th, 2007. (dog latin)

shut up
-- 69 (plsmit...), January 29th, 2007. (plsmith)

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/0930289447.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1056508022_.jpg

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

dog latin is googlebombing his own thread now

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone using the *stein mountain meme needs a smack upside the head, especially Mr Charlton Lido.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

ZR=does not need a smack on the side of the head, ever

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

a gunshot, on the other hand

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

that would be an ambitious heckler.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

wait seriously is there something at r+b on sat?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/6752/093028944701ss500sclzzzyd6.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)

yes.

Saturday=DEAD ALEX DJING JEEZ.

Sunday=Coprophilia/Super Bowl

ZR=does not need a gunshot either.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

LEST WE FORGET, BRIAN:

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/232500/232503XdFC_w.jpg

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

there's nothing at r&b on saturday it was just the first bar i thought of!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:13 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha wtf batman get over it, it's just robin

xpost o rly o well

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

i know plus its asinine robin mk2, wtf his name jason drew or something

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

http://dimebagtributeshirts.com/index.php

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

Saturday is the first night of the new Tittsworth residency at Wonderland. So that's where I'll be. Should be like Oh Snap! without the turbos.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

jason todd?

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

does wonderland still get retarded ass stupid crowded on saturday

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

Your search - "pony seance" - did not match any documents.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

I can't really predict the wonderland crowd this time - it's the first Tittsworth night there, so who knows?

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

the ghost of barbaro says "young americans" is underrated

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)

MAYBE WE SHOULD GO TO WONDERLANDS. I HAVE OUT OF TOWN GUEST PERHAPS, HE WANTS GOOD SHOW TIME.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/1224/juanda5.jpg

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

you are inexcapable!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:21 (eighteen years ago)

lol u can't spell "incapable"

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

hey fuck mountain does yr new login name reference the Palace Brothers Song or what

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)

no, it's from Gob on Arrested Development.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

huh. i guess i need to watch them all again.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Gob: "I am an idea man, Michael. I thought I proved that with 'Fuck Mountain'.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

will oldham is an idea man, clearly

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

PRESS RELEASE -- THE AWFUL TRUTH ABOUT BLOOD DIAMONDS
http://news.disinfo.com/temp/images/1/glittergreed.jpg

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

too sexy

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

I think I have an old Glitter & Greed DJ set recorded at Bugged Out!

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

um, isn't this actually a scene from logan's run? that's not right

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

ugh SO STEREOTYPICAL first thing the women want to do when they're in control is redecorate & put up new curtains.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

argh

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000BHA6LA.01-A2OS1Y72HGJYGC._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg
girls r dumb

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

that's the worst thing that's been posted on this thread yet

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

i was going to wear that on sunday, along with my jessica 6 pancho/robe thing.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

and a little halo

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://xs6.xs.to/pics/04505/do_not_disconnect1.jpg

xpost well if you do that then I have to dress up as either han solo or tiki barber or whatever it was I promised

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

ok so oddly in looking for a pic of Jessica 6 I found this
http://img.quizgalaxy.com/obituary-Jessica%20-6-2-4.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

ally maybe you should dress up as Ham Solo.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

i am actually going to dress like brian dawkins and spend the game diving at your cats

xpost UH

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

srsly hillary good chance to be the next president, pelosi is speaker, why oh why do women do this "code pink" garbage! the first and second wave feminists were not about women's right to dress like a stupid fairy princess!

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

that involves wearing horns on my head, correct?

xpost the cats would enjoy that, they're fucking...uh...hams.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:01 (eighteen years ago)

TV's The Wankette will be terribly missed by Ham Solo

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

remember those commercials where dude got broadband and went so crazy on the web that he got to the last page and it told him "you have reached the end of the internet. that's it, there's nothing else to click on," or something to that effect?

That jpeg is the real one.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha did one of you guys make this?
http://img.citypages.com/blogmedia/canderson/sslogansrun.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

http://freeshare.us/127fs271079.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

guys I'm going to dress up like Han Solo in a Peyton Manning jersey but my interpretation of Han Solo in a Peyton Manning jersey involves wearing a lot of pink, I hope you guys are all smart enough to figure it out.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

dudes this track has totally melted my brane today.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7759/dabears2xr0.jpg
^^ hope this guilts all of you into rooting against the Bears btw

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

jesus christ chicago i try to defend you but wtfwtfwtfwtf

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

fuck u, chicago, you are the midwest's boston

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

In fairness to most of Chicago, that guy does look like he's got some kind of congenital defect, PLUS a bear is eating his head.

But yeah OTM.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:11 (eighteen years ago)

not related to any of this..

if I had the brains/time/patience to get all theoretical i'd write some manifesto about how srsly reactionary is this code pink thing, i mean, women for peace? wearing pink? it's so aggravatingly fraught with traditional gender roles and i don't know what for, though i suppose you know what you're in for if your founder has named herself medea

or maybe it's the color i don't like & it'd be ok if it was code:citron or code:ultramarine

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

OK at what point does it become acceptable to be freaked out that virtually no one who works here knows what I'm supposed to be doing, or what exactly they seem to be doing? I would give people a pass for newness but we're going on several months working here for quite a few of the people involved, and TWO FUCKING YEARS for one of them.

xpost I am 100% with you on that. I don't understand it, and I don't have an issue with pink per se. I just don't get why every cause that somehow is tangentially related to women is PINK and if you aren't wearing pink you aren't supporting it and blah bitty blah blah blah. Esp when it starts encroaching things like uniforms or team jerseys or hats or other things where the color was previously basically the most important defining part of the item!! WTF.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, jesus christ, give money to the cause, show up at rallies for the cause, you don't all need to wear some childish, girly color to prove that you're against breast cancer or war. I mean, who the hell is FOR breast cancer or war?? People don't show up for the AIDS Walk in head to toe red.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.nimbacreations.com/Library/ultramarine2.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

that is the uniform for the Virgin Walk

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

Virgins Against Tipping

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/373695785_6b1277ab7f.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

I would definitely not expect that guy to tip me, if I were a bartender. He only tips people dressed up like Sailor Moon, which is uncommon within the bartender community.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that's actually true

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

this day basically sucks

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

this day has been great thread wise.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but there are so many other things in life, besides this thread. And those things are mostly bullshit today.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

also actually the facts, there

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

dude a man died on this thread today, how is that great?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

because many great things were said and done in your honor.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, look on the bright side. Though I can see where, from your perspective, it is kind of bullshit.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

xpost you were dead before this thread started today. you didn't die on the actual thread.

man, death has really fucked you up.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00004RC6R.01._SS400_SCLZZZZZZZ_V55655644_.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

I am just so sick of stupid bullshit. This job makes me want to just hide.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:35 (eighteen years ago)

My name is TV's The Wankette, blogger of bloggers. Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

alex, since you died, can I have your job.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:38 (eighteen years ago)

today we had a couple of hits on this site that was on a "watchlist" for doing something supposedly bad to some other organization at some point in the past, and I was like OK it's these dudes' watchlist so let them know what's up, and dude comes down here to tell us "oh it's not really that big a deal, we're not interested, we just passed that information down because we thought it might help YOU guys" and I just about flipped the fuck out on him, I waited until he left and punched the wall and had a cigarette instead. Every last MITRE employee I've met to date has been a complete fucking waste of my time and oxygen. Stupid slime fuck cunt piece of shit. DO YOU REALIZE WE GET ALL THE SAME INTEL YOU DO? YES BECAUSE WE ALL HAVE THE SAME CLEARANCES. DO YOU REALIZE WE DON'T NEED YOU MAKING UP BULLSHIT TO PATRONIZE US WITH? YOU STUPID UNBELIEVABLE FUCKING PRICK.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

Woah. I was going to post an Ozymandas cat photo but instead I'll just say that sucks big time.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:41 (eighteen years ago)

so just say that. Oh noes you'll get put on disturbed mental problems leave.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

I cussed a LOT in the office today

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:42 (eighteen years ago)

why are you still there

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

I have class at 6:30pm on the orange line? what am I going to do at home?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

make fart noises w/ your hands

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.straightblastgym.com/blog/uploaded_images/cat%20&%20gun-704528.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't say "go home" either! There are, amazingly, a whole fucking RANGE of places that are not "home" or "work"!! You should check them out sometime, they are at least more fun than work!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

Just go buy a magazine and go sit in a Starbucks if that is what it takes, just get out of THERE.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)

tho I kinda think you should take Alex's advice...but do it at WORK and maybe no one will bother you anymore.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dotfart.com/

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

i would like to hear someone say that url aloud

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

Hey is it OK if I wear my jammies to SuperParty? Not the cat pajamas that my mom and I both have, but the Colts jammies?

― quincie (quincie), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

"The Radio Shacks around my house, don't have them, and weren't planning on stocking them....funny story though, when I went into my local Radio Shack and asked if they had any wiis available, the guy started laughing at me...After my puzzled look I told him again, saying I was looking for a Nintendo Wii...his eyes lit up, and "oh I thought you were asking for Weed!""

^^^^^ lol @ radio shack stoners

xpost that is most definitely ok!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

ally can I wear my monogrammed bathrobe to the party?

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

yes!! I encourage this new pj party direction!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

I am just so sick of stupid bullshit. This job makes me want to just hide.

yeah. so unhappy right abt now. this cms i'm trying to work with is still being debugged i swear. i'm like why can't i upload a new css myself, why can't i rework the template without the whole thing crashing.. arrrgh

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

I just found a recipe that calls for these ingredients

6 pounds bacon, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
1 large onion, chopped
1 pound red-skinned potatoes, unpeeled, diced
2 1/2 cups bottled clam juice
3 1/2 cups half and half
1 pound fresh or frozen corn kernels
1 pound fresh crabmeat, coarsely flaked or chopped
3 tablespoons chopped fresh thyme

SPOT THE MISTAKE AND/OR MOST WONDERFUL THING EVER?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

ONE SMALL PIG

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

Not enough potatoes.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://totalobscurity.typepad.com/photos/flagstuff/bathrobe.jpg
ally can i wear this to your souperbowl party

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

2 1/2 cups bottled clam juice

MISTAKE

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://shop.newyorkjets.com/images/jetsshop/08_04_McArthur-Bathrobe.JPG

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

ally, is the recipe stewed bacon with everything-else dressing?

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

Alex, PLEASE wear that

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

the recipe is meant to be CORN CHOWDER WITH CRAB, I was checking to see if there was a good guideline for proportions, and see this, and am worried internets are telling me incorrect proportions for delicious soup.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

ONE SMALL PIG WITH SOME CORN AND SHIT

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

I am sorely tempted to jump on a Plane friday evening and come to the party.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

DO IT YES

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

I got a payrise today as well.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

just make sure you get off at the NORTH METRO EXIT

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

we are going to eat a piglet while wearing ludicrous pajamas!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps this was mistranscribed?

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/recipe_views/views/230613

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

bring dog latin!

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

wait, someone should tell ed that we're actually having the party at his place before he buys his ticket to DC

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

That recipe is ridiculous!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

perhaps someone was PLAYING A BAD TRICK on me because that seems to be the identical recipe, Brian? why do I not go to epicurious to begin with.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

not that THAT version sounds much better.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

That recipe seems ok except for clam juice

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

I wouldn't prefer thyme.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

I don't have any clam juice anyway so that's a bullet dodged for everyone.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

6 ounces bacon, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
1 large onion, chopped
1 pound red-skinned potatoes, unpeeled, diced
212 clams
3 1/2 cups half and half
1 pound fresh or frozen corn kernels
1 pound fresh crabmeat, coarsely flaked or chopped
3 tablespoons chopped fresh thyme

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

this one looks like deliciousness

http://www.epicurious.com/recipes/recipe_views/views/107620

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

except for the mushrooms

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

substitute welch's grape soda for clam juice

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

we should just make "everyone bring a quart of your favorite thing form the farmer's market" chowder.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

xxp - what you got against mushrooms?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

also you still feeling good about creme brulee?

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

6 pounds bacon, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
1 large onion, chopped
1 pound red-skinned potatoes, unpeeled, diced
212 clams
312 cups half and half
1 pound fresh or frozen corn kernels
1 pound fresh crabmeat, coarsely flaked or chopped
3 cups chopped fresh thyme

^^^^^^^^ worst recipe ever

xpost creme brulee?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

sorry i don't like mushrooms that much but i will eat them in anything, kind of, and not bitch about it too much, just not my favorite thing.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

we should have injera mushroom loaf.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

i would eat all this mushrooms

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

we should just make "everyone bring a quart of your favorite thing form the farmer's market" chowder.

or a "Everyone bring some random thing from Trader Joes" party, or a combo of the two, and see what can be unleashed.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

i will bring a crate of fresh-picked boo berries.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

remember? you asked what i wanted to eat, and i said "creme brulee."

if not, thats 100% fine, but im willing to help!

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

oh yeah, you still want that? It seems like a strange thing for a Super Bowl party but we can bring that energy!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.retrogalaxy.com/imgs/2005/monster_record.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

we will top the creme brulees with boo berries. I actually have two sizes of ramekins now so we can make big size and tiny ones.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

Make it with Beer.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

This article is about the cereal brand. "Yummy mummy" is also an unrelated slang term for an attractive or glamorous mother.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

is it possible to make like a stout creme brulee??

xpost that thing about yummy mummy is a LIE.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

I'll make a football cake if that's okay Ally?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

wow that would be more than ok! Thanks! :D

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

I bet brooklyn chocolate stout would make a good creme brulee

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.retrogalaxy.com/imgs/2005/monster_record.jpg
the MAIOS chapter was my favorite in Our Band Could Be Your Life

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

yeah! SUPER BOWL FULL OF CREME BRULEE

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

I've never heard of any beer+cream desserts. Maybe whisky creme brulé, last night whisky would be perfect.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

COUNT!
CHOCULA!
WROTE PROPAGANDA SONGS!

― 69 (plsmith), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

that was my favorite chapter too, too bad they can't get along anymore. count chocula's solo album really sucks

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, I haven't heard of beer + cream either though I did once have a great guinness-based dessert sauce. I will investigate this, otherwise we will just have to DRINK the beer. D8

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

Here is a Guinness Ice Cream, might work for creme brulé?

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

Although this is much better as it has no condensed milk and cornstarch

http://www.liquorsnob.com/archives/2006/01/guinness_ice_cream_recipe_1.php

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

after Sire made them fire fruit brute they were never the same, tbh

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

I'LL BE DAMNED GUYS
Alaskan Stout Creme Brulee

* 4 cups whipping cream
* 2/3 cup sugar
* 8 large egg yolks
* 2 teaspoons pure vanilla extract
* 12 oz. bottle of Alaskan Stout
* Large pinch of salt
* 1/3 cup sugar for topping

Preheat oven to 375 degrees. Place ceramic-baking dish in large roasting pan.
In medium saucepan, bring Alaskan Stout to a slight boil. Reduce to 1/2 cup.
Mix cream and 2/3 cup sugar in a large saucepan. Bring to a simmer, stirring until sugar dissolves.
Whisk egg yolks, salt, and vanilla in a medium bowl. Gradually whisk hot cream mixture into egg yolk mixture. Add reduced Alaskan Stout. Transfer to ceramic baking dish.
Pour hot water into roasting pan so that it comes halfway up the side of the baking dish, being careful not to get water into the custard.
Carefully transfer to oven and bake about 40 minutes or until custard is firm around the edges but still jiggles slightly in the center.
Remove custard from roasting pan and cool on wire rack. This can be made one-day ahead, just make until this point and refrigerate covered.
Evenly spread 1/3-cup sugar over top of custard.
Heat sugar with propane torch until sugar is bubbly and caramelizes (This can also be done 4 - 6" under a broiler for about 2 minutes, providing the custard dish can be used under a broiler).
Chill until topping hardens, at least one hour.
Serve cold with accompanying glasses of Alaskan Stout.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

haha omg awesome

http://frenchfood.about.com/od/desserts/r/beerbeignet.htm

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

OMG IDEA IDEA IDEA I AM BRINGING TROPICAL ICE CREAMS

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

whoa guinness ice cream

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

tropical ice creams!!!!!!! we can drizzle them with RUM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

RUM OTM

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

Ally, that looks OTM. Maybe I will make that for Ned when he visits.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think we should bet on the game, but we should take a fun bet to guess what songs prince plays

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

we can drizzle chicken wings w/ rum

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i can pick up some guinness ice cream and the surprisingly delicious GRAPE NUT ice cream as well. oh also pete i'm ready to jettt

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

I bet Prince will play LET'S GO CRAZY because it's in the ads.

I am tempted to try this stout creme brulee but am a little nervous, I've only made creme brulee once before and don't want to break out too fancy a trick during the Super Bowl and disappoint everyone?? ;_;

GRAPE NUT ICE CREAM???

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

i'm going to bring a couple tupperware containers with little labels on top that say "cobbler" or something, but they are actually just filled with whiskey

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

Obtain this

http://www.gaelic-whiskies.co.uk/images/other/PoitDubh21.jpg

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

god that reminds me I should restock the bar over the course of the week (not all at once though, I don't want them to think I'm an alcoholic)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/6523/soupds6.jpg

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha otm

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

calvados, armagnac, whisky, whiskey, bourbon, rye, ginger wine, vodka, gin, vermouth, ramazotti, campari, orange liqueur ought to do it

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

OTM

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

Ed, I'm not OPENING a bar.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

GRAPE NUT ICE CREAM IS AWESOME

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:39 (eighteen years ago)

If you were opening a bar you'd need all the Bols of the rainbow as well.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

ok do you guys seriously mean "Grape Nut Ice Cream" as in "Old People Fiber Regularity Cereal Ice Cream"?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

"excuse me, do you carry any plastic screw top jug handle calvados?"

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

might as well have gravel ice cream

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

YES

DO NOT SLEEP

IT IS AWESOME

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:41 (eighteen years ago)

Out of that list, I MIGHT have

bourbon
vodka
gin
orange liqueur

You are more likely to find
tequila
rum
sambucca
wines
beer
sake
this bottle of goldschlager I bought for a VERY specific winter cocktail and didn't really think about the fact that, uh, ok now I just am stuck with a ginormous bottle of goldschlager, wtf am I going to do with this

Than the rest of that list in my home-bar. SORRY DUDES

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:42 (eighteen years ago)

do you have a blender? can we make rum smoothies?

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

but if you guys wanna do the sambucca + coffee bean + FIRE thing I am hella on that one!!!

xpost I have a regular blender and an immersion blender!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

a-ha! i knew i had this link saved - chocolate guinness cake

― dar1a g (daria g), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

can we deep-fry beer

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

I am old fashioned when it comes to booze I think. However, I'm happy with a whisky sour.

There is no excuse for sambucca, it hurts my brain.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

THERE IS EVERY EXCUSE FOR SAMBUCCA, GOLDSCHLAGER AND JAEGERMEISTER

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

(shake together over ice, serve garnished with mint)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

Mussolini recipe
1 part Goldschlager® cinnamon schnapps
1 part Jagermeister® herbal liqueur
1 part sambuca

Mix and pour into shot glass(es).

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:48 (eighteen years ago)

This an official Jaegermeister drinking outfit:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/364334148_2de38ffa64.jpg?v=0

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

I thought the official Jaegermeister drinking outfit did not involve pants?

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

i am in favor of anything that involves a) fire and b) coffee, so sambuca is a-ok

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

ok lol I didn't know that was a real drink! OFF TO THE LIQUOR STORE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

sambuca served properly needs to have a coffee bean or two or three put in it, and then lit on fire. fire goes out, then you drink. Any other way is just madness.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)

especially if you drink before fire goes out.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

no no, I have seen someone light the sambuca inside their own mouth, then they tried to force me to do it but I was mostly unsuccessful :(

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

I have played that game, it is a game for fools.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

i'm going to set all my drinks on fire at the party

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, that is what I said, when I failed at it.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:54 (eighteen years ago)

- Never ever ever consume a drink while it is still on fire. Always extinguish it first! You might say, "What's the point in that?", and the answer is "So you aren't horribly disfigured for life". There is nothing macho about drinking something that is on fire, unless you consider extensive care in the burn ward brave. Blow it out!
- Close any open bottles of alcohol before lighting a drink, and move them away from the presentation area.
- Do not serve flaming drinks to guests that are inebriated.
- If you can't see the flame, turn out the lights in the room. Do not put your face up next to the drink, or stick your finger in it. Alcohol burns with a bluer flame that is not always visible in normal light.
- Do not let the drink burn too long. The glass may heat and crack, or the taste of the drink may be ruined.
- Do not add additional alcohol to an already burning drink. You run the risk of having a flaming bottle, or spraying fire around.
- Do not leave a burning drink unattended. Again, the glass could crack, spilling flaming alcohol onto a flammable surface.
- Use heavy glassware. Fine crystal or thin glass will crack more easily, or if left too long, may be etched.
- Short, round glasses, such as a snifter, are better suited for flaming drinks than tall thin ones. The drink will have a larger flammable surface area, and you can cup the glass for easier ignition.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

Do not add additional alcohol to an already burning drink. You run the risk of having a flaming bottle, or spraying fire around.

AWESOME

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:56 (eighteen years ago)

also, we should set the chowder on fire.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

- Never learn not to consume a drink while it is still on fire.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

- It's better to let a drink burn out than it is to rust.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Monday, 29 January 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

Better to light a drink than curse the darkness.

― Ed (dali), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

maybe we should consider a non-flammable stance for this time around, I don't want to light the cats on fire? Maybe my instincts here are wrong.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Monday, 29 January 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

I think you're OTM Ally. No fire Super Bowl.

I just made this, now waiting for KLG to get ready to eat. For dessert we have leftover the Chocolate Tart Ganache thingie, which I made last night

GREEN CHILI WITH PORK

1 medium white onion, quartered
2 (3- to 4-inch) fresh jalapeño chiles, stemmed and quartered, including seeds
2 garlic cloves, peeled and smashed
1 3/4 cups reduced-sodium chicken broth (14 fl oz)
1/4 cup vegetable oil
1 lb ground pork
1/2 teaspoon ground cumin
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 (14- to 15-oz) can white hominy (also called pozole), rinsed and drained
1/3 cup finely chopped fresh cilantro

Accompaniments: toasted hulled (green) pumpkin seeds; crumbled queso fresco or ricotta salata

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

BEHOLD FIRE-DEAN AND THE SECRET AGENTS

Courtesy of my good and dear friend George Burroughs, director and bon vivant, The Secret Agents,

...is a documentary currently in production which follows the hip hop dance group, "Fire-Dean and the Secret Agents", from street performances to stage. The group is comprised of five middle-aged men who dance to Fire-Dean's brand of hip hop. Based out of Washington D.C. they perform anywhere in the world at any giving time in the universe.

There are three spots,

Here (2:09)
Here (:15)
and the permalink for the above embed,
Here (:30)

This particular project is of some importance to me as George will have my legs broke if I don't hype the shit out it (that and I have an outstanding crew offer if they get picked up for commercials). So please visit and forward to your friends, family, and lover(s)!

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)

I still think that shit is crazy, Rich.

MW, that sounds delicious! I made spinach and tomato sauce + whole grain pasta + turkey meatballs. I lazied out of my soup duty.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 03:04 (eighteen years ago)

Creme brulee is best made with regular white sugar instead of cane or brown.

Fuck, dudes. I just got pulled in to work on the Super Bowl. Its going to be totally dead, and I'll have to close, too. Feh.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)

White men dancing is v.v. crazy

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 03:08 (eighteen years ago)

Creme brulee is best made with regular white sugar instead of cane or brown.

making this the ONE situation in which white sugar is superior to raw cane!

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 05:51 (eighteen years ago)

raw cane dolla dolla bil y'all

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 05:52 (eighteen years ago)

lol nostalgia ;_;

"body bag" by the effigies is sooooooooooooooooo goooooooooooooood. "SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE DEAD? NOT A THOUGHT THERE TO BE HAD" = YES YES YES. NOW I WILL LISTEN TO FAIRPORT CONVENTION. "WHO KNOWS WHERE THE TIME GOES"? I DON'T, SANDY. I WOULD TELL YOU IF I COULD. i bet i'ma have weird dreams tonight.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 06:01 (eighteen years ago)

thanks for the ride pete u r a mensch

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 06:02 (eighteen years ago)

damn man fairport convention'll fuck your shit up

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

dudes my new plan where i go out just as much as before, but drink less while im out is total fucking BLOOD DIAMONDS

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

zack you seem functional! I am proud.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:51 (eighteen years ago)

pete that sounds kind of like my plan where I go to work for as many hours as usual but only do about 3% of what I'm capable of. It is kind of blood diamonds but I get the idea I'm wasting my life

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

also it doesn't save me any money

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

My plan is drinking just as much, but at home instead of at bars. It saves me money and makes falling asleep less embarrassing.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

dude last night I fell asleep on my ARMS and I woke up in the middle of a dream thinking they had been immersed beneath me in concrete and that was why I could not move them at all.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

Hey guys, do you want to see the most disturbing Urkel picture ever taken?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

clearly the answer is yes

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

ZR you might wanna put some more thought into that response

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h262/chi_guy_80/Urkel.jpg

You can thank me for not doing an IMG tag later. (FUCK YOU, EDDIE MURPHY THREAD)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

today in threads i wish i hadn't clicked on:

# Was 9/11 Really That Bad? (47 new answers, last at 10:03 am)
# does anyone hate themself? (1 new answer, last at 10:01 am)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

i just looked at the list of updated threads and there are quite a few i will not be reading today or any other day

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

today in washington post articles i wish didn't exist:

Essay
Barbaro's 'Bottomless' Heart

In diagnosing the public's unreasoning love for Barbaro, maybe it comes down to the fact that he never lied to us. –Sally Jenkins

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

UNLIKE ALL OF THOSE OTHER LYING, FAITHLESS HORSE HUSSIES

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i've kind of had it with that horse.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

HE DIED

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

today the internet has been lame.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

i lied all the time, that is why there is no obit for this particular dead blooger

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

MORE TRAGIC T/S: barbaro's death v. alex's. on one hand, barbaro never lied to us. on the other, that's all alex did. tough call.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

there was a commentary on npr this morning re: barbaro that.. well, let's just say i try to be open minded and not judge and so on but.. lady! will you settle down! it's a HORSE fer chrissake!

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

DAMN YOU SECRETARIAT, YOU TOLD ME I WAS THE ONLY ONE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

well barbaro could drink alex under the table, so there's that.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

Possibly, this is anthropomorphic

YA THINK?

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

dude it's the 358th anniversary of King Charles' gettin' motherfuckinn' decapitatized

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

ok i don't really want to ruin your day but here it is by children's book author shelley something-someone

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

DCILX: when something dies, we discuss it.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Barabaro learned that you should use you head but not keep your briefcase in it

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

jesus I'm a typo machine today

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

I dunno, TOMBOT, that sounds like pretty good advice to me.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

kids, remember: be born to the finest genetics money can buy. train your entire life for around what, like 20 total minutes of career activity, then spend the rest of your days impregnating hot fillies. unless you hurt your foot, then they're going to kill you.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

there is some song by either jesus lizard or scratch acid in which david yow is yelling IT DIED, IT DIED over and over, but i don't have the album with me at work so i can't figure out which song! it might be 'mary had a little drug problem'

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

if it's jesus lizard it's on "liar"
this is going to bother me
i should ask the noize board

hands up, who wants to die?

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

I think what hurts so much about this is that we all expected Barbaro to recover and come back to win the Tour de France.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

DUDES

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethiopian_calendar

note: new year's day is on Gregorian Sept. 11
note: it is 1999 according to this shit
WHOAZ APOCALYPSE

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168705855-mysterium.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

train your entire life for around what, like 20 total minutes of career activity, then spend the rest of your days impregnating hot fillies. unless you hurt your foot, then they're going to kill you.

this is pretty much also the story of former vikings kicker gary anderson

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Gary Anderson? WTF are you referencing Gary Anderson for? Party foul.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

LOL

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168705855-forcesarcarnum.jpg
^^^^^^^^ cat is otm

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

I need you all to write to your congressmen for an earmark of £300 so I can attend Ally and Tom's Superbowl pyjama and setting shit on fire party.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

We live in Washington DC, I don't think we have congressmen? Or is that senators? OR IS IT BOTH? ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, BY THE WAY, no one bother getting on the red line today. It's fucked up.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

haha gary anderson visited my high school and told us say no to drugs

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

this is the dc thread ed, our rep is a pretend member of congress whose only privilege is the ability to park in the rayburn garage. xpost

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

Metrobus has established shuttle bus service between Dupont Circle and Metro Center to relieve Red Line congestion due to single tracking at Farragut North caused by smoke in the tunnel. The shuttle buses will continue to run until full rail service is restored. Please check this page for updates.

SEE? WHAT DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN WHEN WE KICKED THE SMOKERS OUT OF BARS?

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

John Riggins visited my middle school to tell us to say no to drugs. He did not, however, tell us that we needed to loosen up.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

Hahaha I remember when that one homeless man basically took down half of the NYC subway because he was smoking underground by one of the transformers.

I had to take a cab to work! I waited for like 40 minutes too but then was like fuck.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha guys I have a hilarious cat picture, should I post it?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

why start asking now?

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

i like the idea that we'll all start asking before posting funny pictures

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

Also, Ed, I don't think we are setting things on fire anymore.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

guys i made a funny picture of dead barbaro with some big red words on it that say "he died" should i post it?

xpost speak for yourself mw i am setting shit on fire RIGHT NOW

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:54 (eighteen years ago)

Since when has the DC thread been about asking for permission, fuck deference.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys i put a funny picture on flickr go check it out and tell me if it's cool if I post it

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

(all of that is a lie btw, because unlike that dead horse i am a liar)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

I just don't want to overwhelm everyone.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

but seriously this cat is like wtf r u doing
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168702253-1167593782833.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

don't assign yourself human qualities, alex - it's not healthy for us to anthropomorphize you.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

Dammit. There were soooo many people I was hoping the "Guys, I have to leave ILX" thread was about.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

No DC congressmen, eh?

Tell Jack Baur that unless the US government sends a plane ticket and Buffy DVDs I will turn off the internet.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

Jack Bauer has no authority to do such a thing, sorry.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

I think Pete and Zack are probably very happy about GUYS I HAVE TO LEAVE ILX

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

RIP BRITISH DUDE WHO KINDA LOOKS LIKE ONE OF THE BRITISH DUDES FROM THE OFFICE AND ALSO THAT BRITISH TV COOK DUDE WHO I COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHY HE WAS FAMOUS

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

ed just put the ticket on my tab, i'm drunk

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:05 (eighteen years ago)

oh, I'm glad about GUYS I HAVE TO LEAVE ILX, I was just hoping there would be a whole bunch of cosigners.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168702253-1167593782833.jpg
this cat is confused because stephen malkmus has dressed him as stephen meowlkmus

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

if the Big Hunt would start an airline miles rewards program we could get Ed here in no time.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Ed 300 quid is too steep for me right now :(

xpost
1) lol @ stephen meowlkmus!!!!
2) brian OTM

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

It is of little import, hopefully new and exciting opportunity will bring me stateside fairly soon anyway.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

eharmony.com?

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Are you still going to shut down the internets? Do not shut down my kitty pages.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

colin meowberst

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

you know that thing teachers like to tell people about how there are no stupid questions? that's a lot of shit, I found out. all questions are actually stupid. all of them.

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

even this one?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

eharmonuy.com

that is not what I had in mind, I'm meant to be taking a break from american girls right now (it appears to be a break from all girls which was not the intention, perhaps I should just give in to fate).

Kiefer Sutherland is in favour of setting fire to shit

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1166649580-failure3ht.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

damyo i go to one meeting and u fukers post 30038947438934689348963t5 posts

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

DCILX work rate has been good over the last 24 hrs. productivity bonuses all round.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

I'm not really "going out of my way" to "go the extra mile" at work currently.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)

stephen meowlkmus!

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168702253-1167585422649.b.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1162647643-1162032908201.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1166660967-1166576065976773.b.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)

why is it always funny to put words on a cat?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

because of the expressions on their faces. you couldn't do it w/dogs as KLG once pointed out to me.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

dogs can only say "but Ima good dog" with their face

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

cats always look like they're freaking the fuck out

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1163919784-cat-detonator.b.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

it's like no matter how much attention or food you give them or send them to our lady of guadalupe center for canine excellence training courses or to cabo for a vacation dogs just make that same face at you all the time "but... I'm a good dog!" it's never enough

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

Cats are like the reverse, no matter what you do they look at you like, "O rly well fuck you"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

this cat!!!!!!!!!
http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168705855-1166919554637061.jpg
ugh!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

he's a little tiny adorable ASSHOLE

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

yes, you already said he was a cat

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

he looks so mean

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Ok dudes, work day is over here, I'm off to buy a frame for my Chinese 'down with american imperialists' poster so I can impress all the american girls. (xmas gift from my dad, rather bizarre if you ask me)

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/1168705855-1166919554637061.jpg
pictured: dom passantimeow, mouse latin

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

hey ally i found it

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/gallery/11_02_06_peyton/

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

I think it says a lot about the AFC East that the Patriots have really, really gone out of their way to pretend their conference rival is the Colts.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/Globe_Photo/2006/11/02/1162485424_3716.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

Peyton needs to purchase a jersey that fits him properly, is the main thing with him.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you for your resume! Your credentials are indeed impressive and appear to match our requirements.

In order to complete your application, two more steps need to be taken.

STEP 1 blah blah blah requisition number enter crap blah registration id profile page hubba duh wubba baba bee buh

STEP 2 – ANSWER THE FOLLOWING QUESTIONS.
Once you have completed Step 1, answer the questions below by email directly to me.

Are you a U.S. citizen?
Willing to relocate to Monterey, CA at your own expense?

GULPS

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

0.o

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

ok i just read i am leaving blah blah and my number one question remains, as always: what the fuck is the matter with these people?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:10 (eighteen years ago)

they don't have friends like you, ZR

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

so they just feel bad all the time about everything

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

ok kingfish just made me want to punch the living daylights out of him on the alex parroty thread so i'm gonna just go to lunch.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Tom, Ally,

I love you both, but you should def. more to monterey, CA

― If you fuck with Jimmy Mod, you call down the thunder (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

lunch? otm!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

also tom we need to figure out some way to coordinate tonight because my phone appears to be broken.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

if it's not your body, it's your phone, huh

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

there's not too much in monterey precisely, we would need to buy a car but other than that I am 100% for it, mostly.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

BOO TO THE IDEA OF TWO OF THE BEST PEOPLE IN THIS TOWN LEAVING THIS TOWN

BEFORE I DO, AT LEAST

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

There's a bakery in Monterey that makes amazingly good macaroons.

this information last updated December 1988

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

there's a sushi place that has a little conveyor belt that serves the sushi on little tiny plates that are shaped like OTTERS, in monterey.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

shouldn't they serve shellfish on the otter plates? and give you a rock to smash them?

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

speaking of shellfish, last night I reconfirmed that the rock shrimp and asparagus tempura at Sushi-Ko is pretty much the most amazing thing in the world and it would even make ILM stop bitching.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

you know i have never ever been to sushi-ko. i gotta change that. dc dinner sometime?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)

i will go have some on friday
my work is pretty close to sushi ko

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

it's not even a conveyor belt, it's a conveyor MOAT that the little otters float around in

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

dar1a, it's hard to go wrong there but aside from the rock shrimp tempura the crispy brolied eel, the flounder carpaccio, and the coconut ice cream with mango are all on point.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

OH SNAPS and you have to order some soup - they got umami up to the brim.

― fuck mountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)

i've been there but i think i got chirashi last time? do they have chirashi? it's been a while

ok either some of youse guys come up here for dinner or i have to try all this stuff over several different visits because i really can't eat that much for lunch

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

they have chirashi, which a friend orders every time she goes, but I have not had it.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

dudes i have a date for friday!

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

that's good - you're indifferent to sushi anyway

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

(fuckin' a btw!)

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:37 (eighteen years ago)

you should bring her, 69! Depending on how things go you could go to Sushi-Ko or next door to Good Guys.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

haha well I hope TV's The Navy Meteorology Jankstas is up for paying me about a butt and a halfload (ok lo six figgas) because according to the cnnmoney.com online cost of living calculator that's the commensurate range

we'll see!

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:39 (eighteen years ago)

you should bring her, 69

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

next time guys

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

remember, blood diamonds are a girl's best friend.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

you gotta ease her in to meeting the "dirtbike friends"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

I've never been to Sushi Ko! I like Kaz Sushi Bistro though, their kobe beef appetizer is the absolute greatest thing.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:44 (eighteen years ago)

also i am down for eating teh foodstuffs on friday

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

kaz is righteous

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:45 (eighteen years ago)

oh I can't do teh foodstuffs on friday I gots my gig

I am going to Corduroy for dinner tomorrow though - date!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

I also like Sushi Taro. In fact basically I like sushi is the point.

xposts you guys and your dates and your gigs.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

BLOOD DIAMONDS BRIAN BILLION hunan's the lovely lady?

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys Uni at 21 & P does a sushi (and drinks) happy hour until 7pm which is really quite good.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

no way pete I'm not gonna swap.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

Really? I have resisted Uni because it uses the same font as neighbor Mimi in its logo and that freaks me out.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but no singing servers, thank god.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys Bagels etc at 22 & P is so good.

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

that place has saved my life many times

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 18:55 (eighteen years ago)

i love how the ladies behind the counter say peanut BUHTUH - its like some behind-the-counter joke. order it and see!

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

that dog latin ebay thread=classic classic gold comedy jerry

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/180/374706198_4b3e6ff32c_o.png

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

waht

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

Dudes wtf when I was dating I never got to go out with anyone as cool as Pete and Brian! Well OK MW but future husbands don't count.

Pete what you doing on ur date?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

Oops, lude comment in 3, 2, . . .

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

hahah I mean lewd.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

hate job. need coffee. brane hurts

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:13 (eighteen years ago)

I like the idea that they are going to be doing ludes on their date tho.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://interpunk.com/itemimages2/11556.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:18 (eighteen years ago)

aw man i was about to make that joke ally then i ready yr post

- plans are hatching
- zack is advising
- this is a baltimore-centric thing

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

wait is this "date" person the reason you blew us off for Friday big hunting hour? DAMN YOU BALTIMORE CHICKS!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

congrats on the date 69, obv. all the girls on this thread r jealouz

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

btw pete you are very pretty

do you like "couples"?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:22 (eighteen years ago)

as in "to swing"

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:23 (eighteen years ago)

ewwww i am not into foursomes, KLG! DIDNT YOU READ OUR MARRIAGE VOWS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

btw, q: SEAN CASEY - HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:24 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not jealous i was offering them ludes!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

man sean casey needs to quit trying to break my marriage up.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:25 (eighteen years ago)

nah i blew a guy that night

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

I MEAN BLEW YOU OFF WHOOPS

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

was it JFK JR.s Corpse? I know another corpse that needs a BJ

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:26 (eighteen years ago)

I am 100% certain that our vows did not specifically renounce foursomes.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

you didn't blow us off you just played IT'S A SHAME ABOUT RAY and then left.

It's a Shame About Ray? more like IT'S A SHAME ABOUR YOUR TESTICLES

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

oh, i think this is just further evidence of sean casey's complete inability to break up your marriage--it's a toby keith song

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:27 (eighteen years ago)

ok this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

wait i didnt play that that was zack richardsgay

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

he pinned it on you broski

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:28 (eighteen years ago)

oooooooh catfite

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

uh i did not play anything from the lemonheads thank you very much, although (shocking confession) i do really like that album!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:33 (eighteen years ago)

come on, "rudderless"! "my drug buddy"! so catchy!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

I am totally writing a song called "It's A Shame About Your Testicles".

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

do i get a co-writer credit?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:34 (eighteen years ago)

I love that song already!

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

its a shame about ray-jay johnson

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)

awwww whatever. whoever played it, ZR or PS, it's no big deal, just giving you guys a hard time. whatever, i like belle & sebastian. and i'm sure i will get shit for this, but i really really remember liking the Lemonheads cover of Mrs. Robinson

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

MW just chalk it up to the same ball-less part of me that loves tiger trap and heavenly and try not to hate me ok?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

no no no no hatred at all at all! music is good! listening to music is ever better!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

YOU LIKE BELLE & SEBASTIAN?!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:39 (eighteen years ago)

I HOPE YOU MEAN THE ADORABLE '80S TELEVISION PROGRAM ABOUT A SWISS BOY AND HIS DOG LOST IN THE MOUNTAINS THAT WAS ON NICKELODEON FOR MANY YEARS.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

I mean both.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6876/balfv4.jpg

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.marz-kreations.com/Nostalgia/CartoonsSongs/media/BelleSebastien.jpg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

LOL @ dogfucker

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Belle_&_sebastian.jpg
^^^ dudes how do I procure this

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

ridin high in the mountin's

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

ugh there is apparently some kind of "live action" Belle & Sebastien on sale at Amazon, do not want that.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

go here allyzay

http://www.matadorrecords.com/

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

fuck u go listen to some more sigur ros or whatever it is you people like

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

dudes all of the voltron is on dvd

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:49 (eighteen years ago)

i don't like sigur ros, duder

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

not even their cover of "Mrs. Robinson"?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:50 (eighteen years ago)

suck it

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

ill cop to liking sigur ros six years ago

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^ sorry billions, KIDDING, OBV.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

I'm glad you said that BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO SUCK IT

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

SHUT UP U TORI AMOS FANS

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

HAVENT YOU READ MY MARRIAGE CONTRACT ARTICLE III STRICTLY SAYS NO HUMMERS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

from boys

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

I wuz gonna say u need a better lawyer

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

"Loook...Mommy's alright, Daddy's alright, they just seem a little weird..surrender."

got this in an e-mail...help....???

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

cheap trick u fag

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.smugmug.com/photos/72021828-S.jpg
SURRENDER DOROTHY

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

google says Marilyn Manson

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

haha ALLY LOVES BUNNY CARLOS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

YES. YES I DO.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

god you don't even know cheap trick.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://biznettravel.blogs.com/travel_log/images/bea-arthur.jpg

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

SORRY I'M NOT GAY LIKE YOU GUYS AND CARE ABOUT STUPID OLD SHIT WHY DON'T YOU ALL GO BACK TO YOUR DAY JOBS OF BEING DADS OR WHATEVER

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

ALSO THE E-MAIL IN QUESTION WAS FROM MY MOM SO I'M BETTING SHE IS NOT LISTENING TO THE CHEAP TRICK VERSION OF THIS SONG, FYI LOSERS. BECAUSE MY MOM LISTENS TO SHIT LIKE "LESS THAN JAKE" AND THOSE PEOPLE WHO SANG THE "HOW BIZARRE" SONG.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

ALLY THIS IS WHO YOU LOVE

http://www.trickworld.com/Galleries/buneca6.jpg

HERE IS HIS GUM SIGNED BY HIM

http://www.songpoemmusic.com/gum/graphics/bun_e.gif

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

no ally there was this band and they did a split 7 with this other band on merge and it was awesome why are you dumb?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

OK HE SEEMS ALRIGHT, IF A LITTLE "CHICAGO-Y"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

LOL GIRLS R STUPID

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

***DING DING DING**

Cheap Trick are from Rockford Illinois. You are not stupid

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

you guys are never going to lose your virginities fussing over this kind of nonsense.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Trivia

* In 1977, Cheap Trick opened for KISS in California where KISS was to record their KISS Alive II album. Bun E. Carlos said that before the show started KISS's drummer Peter Criss was so intoxicated that Carlos almost had to put on makeup and take his place. 22 years later in 1999, a live version of their song Surrender from the Live At Budokan album was used in the soundtrack to the movie Detroit Rock City.

* In 1981, the band made first and only appearance on Saturday Night Live, episode 6.7.

* The stage music from the Street Fighter II series of games for Ken Masters shares the same opening notes as "Mighty Wings."

* The band has also been referenced several times on The Simpsons: in one episode, Apu was interrupted while singing along to "Dream Police", and another time when Homer Simpson was heard to remark, "I prefer to listen to Cheap Trick."

* In the movie Fast Times at Ridgemont High the character of Mike Damone, ticket hustler, tries to get a kid to buy tickets to a Cheap Trick concert, reminding him of Robin Zander and Rick Nielsen's charisma and talents. He even starts out singing "Surrender."

* Bassist Tom Petersson is generally credited for having the initial idea for a 12-string bass. The first 12-string bass was designed by Jol Dantzig and custom made by Hamer Guitars following a request from Petersson. Petersson had used a Hagstrom 8-string bass, and then asked Hamer Guitars to make him a 12 string bass. The company were doubtful that the neck of a 12-string bass would stay in one piece, due to the massive tension the strings would exert and so they initially made him a 10-string bass. Following the successful trial use of that bass, the prototype 12-string bass (The Hamer 'Quad') was produced. Petersson is a somewhat fanatical bass collector and has also used 12-string basses made by Kids (a Japanese guitar maker), Chandler, and Waterstone, as well as an impressive array of 4, 5 and 8 stringed basses from other manufacturers.

* On the radio show "Rockline" in 2003, someone called in and asked the band for the history behind the rumored Steve Albini version of the "In Color" disc, and Bun E. Carlos gave the explanation. The "In Color" album was produced by Tom Werman, but the band always felt that Werman screwed up the album. "He made it safe for radio, but the album sounds like it was done in a cardboard box." So in the late 1990s they were in the studio hanging around with the producer Steve Albini, and had nothing to do for a few days, so they said "Yeah, that would be fun to redo that." So they started re-recording the songs. They Did not finish the album, not all the harmonies or instruments are on it yet, but it can be found on the internet. It includes two versions each of "I Want You to Want Me" and "Oh Caroline" as well as a cover of John Lennon's "I'm Losing You."

* According to Bun E. Carlos, Robin Zander plays a Hamer 12-string guitar (as opposed to bass) in addition to a Gibson Firebird, Chandler "Telecaster" and Rickenbacker 450. Rick Nielsen is an avid collector who, despite rationalizing his guitar collection, still has over 250 very desirable collectors piece guitars currently in his possession. He has collaborated with manufacturers for some personalized custom designs, including three 5-necked guitars.

* An all-female tribute band impersonates them humorously, Cheap Chick.

* Cheap Trick's song "Surrender" was featured in a Universal Studios commercial performed by the band Less Than Jake, and appears on their 2003 album, Anthem.

* Cheap Trick perform "That '70s Song", the theme song to the Fox Network television series That '70s Show. The song is a remake of Chris Bell and Alex Chilton's Big Star composition "In The Street", but with references to Cheap Trick's own "Surrender" included.

* Cheap Trick wrote and performed the theme song for Comedy Central's The Colbert Report, featuring former Daily Show correspondent Stephen Colbert

* MxPx often covers Cheap Trick's song "Surrender" at their live shows.

* On March 7th, 2006, Cheap Trick's "Surrender" became the theme song to the new ABC show, Sons and Daughters.

* The song "Mighty Wings" (from the Top Gun soundtrack) was used excessively in a popular Finnish TV comedy Studio Julmahuvi in late 90's. The song appeared in a recurring gag that parodied films like Karate Kid etc.

* When Bun E. Carlos had emergency back surgery one summer, one of Rick Nielsen's sons (Daxx) substituted for Bun behind the drumkit. Daxx's band, Harmony Riley, had been touring with Cheap Trick at the time, and Daxx knew most of Cheap Trick's drum parts.

* Rick Nielsen throws several hundred plectrums (guitar picks) per night into the audience, each bearing variations on his own personalized design. Despite these being quite common, they are avidly collected via auction sites.

* In 1985, Bun E Carlos's brother Kurt Carlson was held hostage by Hezbollah militants for 17 days before finally being released.

* In 1999, all four members of Cheap Trick, Rick Nielsen, Bun E. Carlos, Tom Petersson and Robin Zander were Commissioned as Kentucky Colonels by Kentucky Governor Paul Patton.

* During a news conference at Rockford City Hall in their hometown, members of Cheap Trick as well as city officials announced that Cheap Trick would be honored with the 2007 City Sticker in the form of the album cover from Rockford.

* A cover version of their song "Surrender" appears on Guitar Hero II for the Playstation 2.

* Multi-Platinum rock band Hootie & The Blowfish have been covering "Surrender" on their 2005-2006 tour.

* Rick Nielsen recently played guitar with Peter Frampton and members of indie band The Decemberists for a jam session at the end of Stephen Colbert's humorous "Shred-Off" at the end of Colbert's show, the Colbert Report. Rick Nielsen is also the creator of the theme for the Colbert Report.

* During the "Rock and Awe," Rick Nielsen lent his five-neck guitar to Stephen Colbert. However, Colbert played only three notes before faking an injury and stopping.

* Cheap Trick made an appearance in the 2004 film Daddy Day Care, performing the song "Surrender", with Jeff Garlin in guest vocals.

* Cheap Trick's song 'He's A Whore' was covered by Chicago band Big Black on their classic 1987 album Songs About Fucking.

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

CTRL+F "SURRENDER"

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

* Cheap Trick's song "Surrender" was featured in a Universal Studios commercial performed by the band Less Than Jake, and appears on their 2003 album, Anthem.

THERE IT IS

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

Tom Brady
From James Alder,
Your Guide to Football.
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Uniform Number: 12
Position: Quarterback
Current Team: New England Patriots
Other Teams: None
Measurables:
Height: 6-4
Weight: 225
Birth Date: 08/03/77
Place of Birth: San Mateo, California
High School: Junípero Serra High School (San Mateo, California)

The school's Hall of Famers include Lynn Swann, Barry Bonds, Jim Fregosi, and Gregg Jeffries.
College: Michigan
Drafted: by the Patriots in the sixth round (No. 199 overall) in 2000.

Drafted Right After:
Matt Bowen, DB Iowa (St. Louis Rams)

Drafted Right Before:
Sherrod Gideon, WR Southern Mississippi (New Orleans Saints)
Career Highlights:
Pro Bowl Appearances: 2001, 2004, 2005

Postseason: Quarterbacked the Patriots to victories in Super Bowl XXXVI, Super Bowl XXXVIII, and Super Bowl XXXIX. He was named Super bowl MVP in Super Bowls XXXVI and XXXVIII.
About Tom Brady:
Tom Brady is the only quarterback in the history of the NFL to start and win three Super Bowls before the age of 28. He was also the youngest QB to win a Super Bowl at the time his New England Patriots won their first Super Bowl (XXXVI).

And he has accomplished all this despite being an afterthought in the 2000 NFL Draft, lasting until the sixth round where the Patriots were the fortunate team to finally pull the trigger.

From the moment he got the chance to start, Brady displayed the poise that would lead his team to three championships in four years. He began by setting a league record for the most consecutive passes without an interception to start a career. He also had a streak of 147 postseason passes without an interception

Did You Know...Tom Brady, like many great athletes, was a multi-sport star. In fact, his ability as a catcher led to his being drafted by the Montreal Expos in the 18th round of the 1995 Major League Baseball draft.

CTRL+F "NO"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

* In 1985, Bun E Carlos's brother Kurt Carlson was held hostage by Hezbollah militants for 17 days before finally being released.

MIND BLOWN

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

god my mom listens to less than jake covers of cheap trick songs, I dunno how to even respond to this

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:04 (eighteen years ago)

i respond by saying yo daddy plays DRAGONQUESTS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

Why did you need to respond? No one insulted you or called you into question in even the last 2 minutes. There's just no call.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 797 for "tom brady" "cheap trick". (0.15 seconds)

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

face the facts ally:

your mom listens to less than jake

your dad plays dargonquests

these are the facts.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

face the facts:

u r totally gay

poison roxx

these are the facts

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

in all seriousness ally, you would fucking LOVE cheap trick.

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

music is for squares, pass it on

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHA
http://www.freescot.com/gallery/albums/Test-Album/Tom_Brady_Rooms_2.sized.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

I like the little bit of Cheap Trick I have heard, I just am not very familiar with them and haven't really liked it enough to bother finding out.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ufwukWgKfI

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

What is going on around here! I leave for a meeting and everything goes to hell!
and leave Tom Brady out of this!

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

TOM BRADY IS THROWING...THE ELECTION. DC THREAD 73289049Y5894720

YES I PUT THAT "Y" IN THE NUMBER ON PURPOSE

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I was in a meeting too and waht fucks

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:28 (eighteen years ago)

y'all are such good bros, for real guys

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

Actually I hope he puts a hex on John Kerry's next election, just for payback

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

its like leaving the muppet babies unsupervised!

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

rick nielsen is a co-owner of a pizza joint in my neighborhood. he is spotted there on occasion. it's actually not a bad place.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lembrancas80.blogger.com.br/muppet.jpg

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

now there's someone named "Totsu" that's going to be staying with my parents for a while. WTF.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

WOAH MUPPET BABIES I FORGOT OH SHIT ACID FLASHBACK THATS NOT REALLY ACID BUT STILL FLASHBACK

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:33 (eighteen years ago)

I had this irrational based-on-nothing conviction in my youth that Nanny was probably really, really hot.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

that muppet babies show was great

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

great theme song for real

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

the best

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

i can probably sing all the words

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

NANNY: IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT IN HERE?

ALL: YES NANNY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

coworker listening to country music (meaning like Garth Brooks/Faith Hill/THIS IS OUR COUNTRY kind of thing) REALLY FUCKING LOUD: killable offense?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

zack is your phone working yet

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

Fuck you gen Xers and your nostalgia fetishes.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

FUCK YOU BRITISHERS AND YR FISH PIE

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

*wink wink* j/k

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

no no no muppet babies in no way superior to muppet show

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

ha, the joke is on you, I ate toad in the hole.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^^ SO INCORRECT

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

uh xpost to brian

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

Muppet Show isn't actually very funny, in retrospect. It is actually kind of awkward and creepy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

no, sadly...i mean when i said it's broken it's actually broken - will not turn on at all

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

One time I made toad in the hole, maybe I should do that again.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

when your room looks kind of weird and you wish that you weren't there..

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

actually now that i think about it, its so close bw those two. i do like MS a lot...

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)

i have to say it's close but I have not seen muppet show in awhile so who knows. i do enjoy you tube the swedish chef=makes me so so so fucking happy i want to cry

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

muppet babies was a great cartoon, but muppet show was just so amazing that it's unfair to compare. Maybe muppet babies vs. duck tales is better.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

OK then zack how about you just show up at my house when you don't have to write about food chemicals anymore

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

muppet babies vs duck tales the video game is fair

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i gotta run home and get my carrrrrro first though, correct?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:43 (eighteen years ago)

Guys I am telling you, I rewatched a bunch of Muppet Show and was sorely disappointed.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

Animal: Animal dance!!

the swedish chef was my favorite part of the original muppet show by far
also i went to sweden and it's true, swedish people really do talk like that
i was on the train to gothenburg and the conductor taking tickets was like "borka borka borka"

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

oh shut up pete duck tales stabs mb to death with giant knives of excellence and you know it.

i don't remember ever finding the muppet show all that funny.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

but i haven't seen it in a veeeery long time so who knows?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

muppet show guests:

Season 1 (1976-1977)
1x01 (001) - Juliet Prowse
1x02 (002) - Connie Stevens with Ernie & Bert
1x03 (003) - Joel Grey
1x04 (004) - Ruth Buzzi
1x05 (005) - Rita Moreno
1x06 (006) - Jim Nabors
1x07 (007) - Florence Henderson
1x08 (008) - Paul Williams
1x09 (009) - Charles Aznavour
1x10 (010) - Harvey Korman
1x11 (011) - Lena Horne
1x12 (012) - Peter Ustinov
1x13 (013) - Bruce Forsyth
1x14 (014) - Sandy Duncan
1x15 (015) - Candice Bergen
1x16 (016) - Avery Schreiber
1x17 (017) - Ben Vereen
1x18 (018) - Phyllis Diller
1x19 (019) - Vincent Price
1x20 (020) - Valerie Harper
1x21 (021) - Twiggy
1x22 (022) - Ethel Merman
1x23 (023) - Kaye Ballard
1x24 (024) - Mummenschanz
[edit]Season 2 (1977-1978)
2x01 (025) - Don Knotts
2x02 (026) - Zero Mostel
2x03 (027) - Milton Berle
2x04 (028) - Rich Little
2x05 (029) - Judy Collins
2x06 (030) - Nancy Walker
2x07 (031) - Edgar Bergen
2x08 (032) - Steve Martin
2x09 (033) - Madeline Kahn
2x10 (034) - George Burns
2x11 (035) - Dom Deluise
2x12 (036) - Bernadette Peters
2x13 (037) - Rudolf Nureyev
2x14 (038) - Elton John
2x15 (039) - Lou Rawls
2x16 (040) - Cleo Laine
2x17 (041) - Julie Andrews
2x18 (042) - Jaye P. Morgan
2x19 (043) - Peter Sellers
2x20 (044) - Petula Clark
2x21 (045) - Bob Hope
2x22 (046) - Teresa Brewer
2x23 (047) - John Cleese
2x24 (048) - Cloris Leachman
[edit]Season 3 (1978-1979)
3x01 (049) - Kris Kristofferson & Rita Coolidge
3x02 (050) - Leo Sayer
3x03 (051) - Roy Clark
3x04 (052) - Gilda Radner
3x05 (053) - Pearl Bailey
3x06 (054) - Jean Stapleton
3x07 (055) - Alice Cooper
3x08 (056) - Loretta Lynn
3x09 (057) - Liberace
3x10 (058) - Marisa Berenson
3x11 (059) - Raquel Welch
3x12 (060) - James Coco
3x13 (061) - Helen Reddy
3x14 (062) - Harry Belafonte
3x15 (063) - Lesley Ann Warren
3x16 (064) - Danny Kaye
3x17 (065) - Spike Milligan
3x18 (066) - Leslie Uggams with Big Bird
3x19 (067) - Elke Sommer
3x20 (068) - Sylvester Stallone
3x21 (069) - Roger Miller
3x22 (070) - Roy Rogers & Dale Evans
3x23 (071) - Lynn Redgrave
3x24 (072) - Cheryl Ladd
[edit]Season 4 (1979-1980)
4x01 (073) - John Denver
4x02 (074) - Crystal Gayle
4x03 (075) - Shields & Yarnell
4x04 (076) - Dyan Cannon
4x05 (077) - Victor Borge
4x06 (078) - Linda Lavin
4x07 (079) - Dudley Moore
4x08 (080) - Arlo Guthrie
4x09 (081) - Beverly Sills
4x10 (082) - Kenny Rogers
4x11 (083) - Lola Falana
4x12 (084) - Phyllis George
4x13 (085) - Dizzy Gillespie
4x14 (086) - Liza Minnelli
4x15 (087) - Anne Murray
4x16 (088) - Jonathan Winters
4x17 (089) - Cast of Star Wars (Mark Hamill, Peter Mayhew, Anthony Daniels and Kenny Baker)
4x18 (090) - Christopher Reeve
4x19 (091) - Lynda Carter
4x20 (092) - Alan Arkin
4x21 (093) - Doug Henning
4x22 (094) - Andy Williams
4x23 (095) - Carol Channing
4x24 (096) - Diana Ross
[edit]Season 5 (1980-1981)
5x01 (097) - Gene Kelly
5x02 (098) - Loretta Swit
5x03 (099) - Joan Baez
5x04 (100) - Shirley Bassey
5x05 (101) - James Coburn
5x06 (102) - Brooke Shields
5x07 (103) - Glenda Jackson
5x08 (104) - Señor Wences
5x09 (105) - Debbie Harry
5x10 (106) - Jean-Pierre Rampal
5x11 (107) - Paul Simon
5x12 (108) - Melissa Manchester
5x13 (109) - Tony Randall
5x14 (110) - Mac Davis
5x15 (111) - Carol Burnett
5x16 (112) - Gladys Knight
5x17 (113) - Hal Linden
5x18 (114) - Marty Feldman
5x19 (115) - Chris Langham
5x20 (116) - Wally Boag
5x21 (117) - Johnny Cash
5x22 (118) - Buddy Rich
5x23 (119) - Linda Ronstadt
5x24 (120) - Roger Moore

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but swedish chef? pigs in space? stadler and waldorf? all funny.

dar1a i went there too and basically you are lying

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

I have not watched muppet show in a couple of months, maybe ally is right.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

technically zack you don't have to do that at all. I am probably just going to throw the red box and accompanying power supply into a bag and we can ride the train, if you like. I left all the fun shit at your house anyway. Did I leave cables?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

no wai mr que

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

I don't care who their guests were, I mean Sesame Street has Clinton Portis and shit like that and I still don't find Sesame Street funny either.

Stadler and Waldorf + Swedish Chef were the only funny things about that show, and VERRRRRRRRY rarely Pigs in Space.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

bork bork bork bork

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

actually I take back what I said about Pigs in Space, I actually don't care for that either. Maybe I'm a fun hater.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

pigs in space is blood diamonds

dude duck tales the show is so lame compared to MB

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

durka durka durka mohammed jihad

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

Also, dar1a no hard feelings, I offer you this awesome box of cereal i don't remember what these tasted like

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ec/Cstars_image.jpg/180px-Cstars_image.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

That cereal ruled even though I have no earthly recollection of what it tasted like either.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

xp - yeah obviously! i'm talking about the game only.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

OH MY GOD THAT CEREAL WAS GREAT - I HAD 100% FORGOTTEN

― 69 (plsmith), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

aw man they came out with dude & catastrophe pint glasses

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.bergen.folkebibl.no/lesetips/lesetips/omslag/lutefisk.jpg

uff da

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

hm...cables...it seems likely? i believe you did, but we can do a quick sweep at yr place before we head out.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

GOOD GOD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zl7N0601kGs

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

that is exactly what my brain is like most of the time

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

swedish chef=greatest thing ever

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

lutefisk=disgustingest looking thing ever

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

ALWAYS great things about the muppet show:

Swedish Chef
Fozzie Bear
Gonzo
Bunsen & Beaker
Sam the Eagle
Dr Teeth and the Electric Mayhem (Animal = best EVAH)
Statler & Waldorf

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

I see we have a disagreement.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not so much on Sam the Eagle

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

humor isn't just about cat pictures with text on them

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:57 (eighteen years ago)

what was his deal though? he hated everything, all the muppets and shit. he was like the Rush Limbaugh of the muppet show.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

Well Sam the Eagle and I Hhe a lot in common, hating muppets and all that.

The Muppet movies are pretty funny. The Muppet Show just was creepy and awkward and uncomfortable to me!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fIZpUYWkXM

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Hhe = "have" in case you can't read my shorthand

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.spatch.net/cattown/episode-dogconc.html

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

Fake Accents PLEASE to cover "Tenderly" or "Can You Picture That?"

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

you got it, right after "careless whisper"

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

Can You Picture That is the fucking jam and I own it on vinyl.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

Animal's vocals on it are invincible.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

Animal doesn't sing?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://a1733.g.akamai.net/7/1733/1733/970515362/starchild.astral.net/spatch/cattown/ct-romance02.jpg
^^^^^^^^ no do not want

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost) he does backing vocals in the chorus.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

okay I am going to stop being a music dork.

Bunsen & Beaker - awesome or awesome?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

beaker--awesome

bunsen--not so much

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

ok
A) clicking on HARRY POTTER NAKED is not really a great idea, I have no idea why I did that
B) clicking thru to the article is an even worse idea, tho I did that too
C) despite DO NOT WANT about the whole thing, I managed to catch that he is indeed starring in a version of Equus--wtf with ppl on thread not catching this and saying "I hope naked + horse means Harry Potter Equus"?
D) WTF WITH WANTING "HARRY POTTER EQUUS" ANYWAY

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

perversion?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

It wasn't even Kate asking about it, Ed.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

There is more than one pervert.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

the uncomfortable Muppets moment I remember best is when Kermit is singing "stop--children, what's that sound? Everybody look what's goin' round" and like these hunters come out and shoot all the cute fuzzy forest creatures WTF?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Especially on ILX

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

Also: it is true I would like to see Equus. Prior to foursome with Pete and his Baltimoron chick.

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

BEST SHOW IN HISTORY

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjQSsbrEhyM

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST FUZZY FOREST CREATURES MR BILLION?

― quincie (quincie), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

^^^That is the clip by the way that KLG is talking about

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

(xpost to myself) although I really do like Seconds From Disaster

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

from the looks of the clip, it's possums=no big loss

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

oh wait i see a deer too

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

ok no we have to stop this muppet talk, it's insane what with the murdering and all that going on in that clip

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

oh you were fine talking about death when it was just alex and horses.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, not deers though.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.buyinflatables.com/images/36155.jpg

WTF

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:32 (eighteen years ago)

i read equus at some point & my thoughts on it are.. I don't understand the 70's. i mean it's something, but there's this entire aesthetic world of the 70's that is beyond my scope of comprehension

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:33 (eighteen years ago)

I am with you on the 70s, for quite a significant portion of it.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:37 (eighteen years ago)

yeah ok tom i have no reason to stay here any longer, should i start walkin to yr abode?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

YES I AM IN IT

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:45 (eighteen years ago)

ok cool see you sooooooooonish

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

A) clicking on HARRY POTTER NAKED is not really a great idea, I have no idea why I did that
B) clicking thru to the article is an even worse idea, tho I did that too
C) despite DO NOT WANT about the whole thing, I managed to catch that he is indeed starring in a version of Equus--wtf with ppl on thread not catching this and saying "I hope naked + horse means Harry Potter Equus"?
D) WTF WITH WANTING "HARRY POTTER EQUUS" ANYWAY

SINE COSINE AND FUCKING TANGENT

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:46 (eighteen years ago)

how late are you guys going to be practicing?

other phrases I do not want:
"HOME ALONE STRAW DOGS"
"GREMLINS VALLEY OF THE DOLLS"
"XUXA CHILDREN'S TELEVISION PROGRAM"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

^^^those are the names of the songs TOMBOT and ZR will be recording 2nite and putting on their myspacepages

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

MISTER ROGER'S "SE7EN"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

"CARMEN ELECTRA MARY REILLY"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^ roffle

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

BTW those Taco Bell ads with her in them are fucking stupid because she seems to only serve to make the schlubby "friend" girl look really hot.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

I mean, I am a big Carmen Electra apologist and even I can see she looks like complete horror nowadays.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

QUENTIN TARANTINO'S "FRANKENSTEIN"

(Yeah, she kind of got hit with the hag stick after hooking up with and dumping Dave Navarro.)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT IS IT, FIVE? LET US EXPLORE THE SOUNDS OF TOMORROW FOR UNTIL THE EIGHT PM

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

JET LI'S ANNIE HALL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

WHAT JEAN-CLAUDE VAN DAMME WANTS

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

NICK CAGE WICKERMAN
http://i14.tinypic.com/470do3t.gif

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

9 1/2 FERGIES

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

what the hell are you two even talking about

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

TERRY BRADSHAW NAKED IN SOME FUCKING MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY MOVIE
SCARLETT JOHANSSON HAMLET
STEPHEN SODERBERG'S MASH

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

we're trying to come up with phrases worse than HARRY POTTER EQUUS, keep up!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

oh oh oh okay!

like: ANGELINA JOLIE'S CHARLOTTES WEB

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

yes!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

Scarlet Johamlet is a pretty funny name tho

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

TERRY BRADSHAW EQUUS

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

KEANU REEVES DRACULA

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

RENEE ZELLWEGER AND THE RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

KEANU REEVES DRACULA

you obviously do not understand this game because this actually would rule

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

WILL SMITH X

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

ok so would that

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

WINONA RYDER DRACULA

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

KEVIN FEDERLINE'S HUCKLEBERRY FINN

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

(I figured seconds after submitting the Will Smith one that I had misstepped.)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

KATIE HOLMES AND THE VICIOUS CIRCLE

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

THE DEVIL AND MISCHA BARTON

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

DEMI MOORE'S THE SCARLET LETTER

(oh wait)

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

LEONARDO DICAPRIO JUST IN GENERAL
CHRIS TUCKER'S BEDAZZLED
STEVE BUSCEMI'S RUN

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

TOM CRUISE AS KING LEAR

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

M. NIGHT SHYMALAN'S "DUCK TALES"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

oh god did you ever see that? It came out about the same time as Winona Ryder's The Crucible which was also basically terrible but not half as terrible as The Scarlet Letter. I caught that on tv when sick with mono.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

LINDSAY LOHAN'S CHICKEN RUN

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

KEVIN SPACEY, PRINCE OF THIEVES
TOM BRADY AND THE ARGONAUTS
LIFE OF BRIAN COX

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

LINDSAY LOHAN'S CHICKEN RUN

I think everyone's seen that by now.

SHOCKEY'S RUN

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

TONY SCOTT'S BLUE VELVET
STEVEN SPIELBERG'S DUNE
RUSSELL CROWE'S CAPOTE

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

RIDLEY SCOTT'S "TERMS OF ENDEARMENT"
MICHAEL BAY'S "THE HOURS"
ANG LEE'S "DEAD/ALIVE"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

BRIAN DAWKINS' STARSHIP TROOPERS

(okay I know it would be awesome)

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

ok I"m obviously not understanding my own game anymore, I admit it.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

WOODY ALLEN'S PATTON

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

JAKE GYLLENHAAL AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

i would see all this movies

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

KIRSTEN DUNTSON CHECKS IN

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

GEORGE LUCAS' BORAT

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

DAN MARINO AND THE SUNDANCE KID

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

THE MAGNIFICENT MICHAEL DOUGLAS

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

HARVEY KEITEL, STARRING JIMMY STEWART

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://members.tripod.com/alish_poster_m/monkeytrouble01.jpg

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

TOBEY MAGUIRE & MICHAEL DOUGLAS GO TO WHITE CASTLE (xpost!!!)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

haaaaaaa powned

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

STEVEN SODERBERGH'S JACKASS

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

A CLOCKWORK ORLANDO JONES

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

JULIA ROBERTS AS CORDELIA REGAN GONERIL AND OHYEAH OPHELIA WHY THE FUCK NOT

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

MRS. LOVE-HEWITT AND THE RATS OF NIMH

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

JUDE LAW'S ARTHUR III

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

KATHLEEN TURNER & HOOCH

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

A FUNNY THING HAPPENED ON THE WAY TO EMILIO ESTEVEZ

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:22 (eighteen years ago)

GUS EXCEPT WITH A DOG INSTEAD OF A DONKEY

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

A BUNCH OF CRAZY SHIT ON THE INTERNETS FOLLOWED BY PUNCHLINE

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

that was called "You've Got Mail"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

GOOD ONE

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

GARRY SHANDLING OTHELLO

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)

BRAZIL STARRING BEN AFFLECK

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

and yet it is still only 5:30

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

"They don't have Kangol in Darfur" was what some undergrad with a pamphlet said to me when I said "no thanks" to her "Genocide in the Sudan" pitch. Politically motivated undergrads, pls leave me alone.

― Mary (Mary), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

what an ass, mary. you should have given them what for.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

KANG THE CONQUEROR IN DARFUR

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

oh, sorry, i guess we're not doing that anymore

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

YEAH CUT IT OUT

TV'S WANKETTE IN IMMA DEAD GUY WOE IS ME HAMLETS GHOSTS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

Ugh I hate those people. You can't just take their pamphlet and be educated, they're going to ask you for money. And you can't GIVE THEM MONEY, they want your credit card. It's like, no, crazy person on the street, I will not give you my credit card information. But they do get biting if you have the decency to say something like, "No thank you, I am in a hurry." At least the revolutionary art people will say, "Have you heard of revolutionary art?" and I will say "Yes!" and they will say "Right on!" and let me keep walking, without even questioning or insulting.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

Also most of them aren't politically motivated whatsoever, from my dealings with friends/acquaintances who worked such jobs. The only ones that seem to really be are the LaRouchies and even that I find questionable. Most of them are just really lazy college kids who refuse to go work at Kim's or CD/Game Exchange or whatever and prefer to stand on the street, smoking and occasionally yelling at people.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

the revolutionary art people all live in some weird cult compound

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

Which, granted, I can't blame them for but they could at least lose the insults and presumptions!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

yeah the revo art people are exempted from everything I said before, they're kind of crazy and weird

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

TV'S WANKETTE IN IMMA DEAD GUY WOE IS ME HAMLETS GHOSTS

http://www.bbc.co.uk/threecounties/content/images/2006/01/11/rentaghost__470_04_470x353.jpg

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^ A+++ would watch that

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

PUMP DONT WORK, VANDALS TOOK THE HANDLES

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/cover/2005/cover1104.html

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

i hate this place i hate this place ay yai yai yaiii fuck

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMCRru6JEo8

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha otm

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

maybe i should go work for the washington post

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)

you have to look like this

http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/09/29/PH2005092900840.gif

Do you have penn and teller horror masks?

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:53 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm. No. I wonder if they sell them anywhere around my house.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

could be worse

http://media3.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2005/03/26/PH2005032604406.gif

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 22:59 (eighteen years ago)

gah that guy's mouth lines are so...big

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

Also he is called cabbage-hammer

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

KEVIN SPACEY IN http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/03/31/PH2006033101232.gif

― dar1a g (daria g), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

That is kind of a positive, about him.

xpost lol lol lol

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

THINK TANK GIRL

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

I am trying to find the ladies of WaPo but they do not seem to exist.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/photo/2006/07/25/PH2006072500878.gif

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

the ladies of the post are for the most part much less offensive

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

yeah cause they only get to write about motherhood and managing personal finances.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

and "gossip"! @my @rgetsing3r is ceut and also like 3 feet tall

(also there's sally quinn, her job is to be a complete fucking moron who is married to the vice president of the paper)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:17 (eighteen years ago)

The US Barbara Amiel.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:18 (eighteen years ago)

I assumed Sally Quinn was the nom de plume people at the Post used when they wanted to write something really stupid.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:20 (eighteen years ago)

nah, that's "dana milbank"

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:22 (eighteen years ago)

She's not too bright, either. And not pretty at all!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:23 (eighteen years ago)

snaps, I forgot about
http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/graphic/2006/07/10/GR2006071000350.gif

so awesome.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:25 (eighteen years ago)

de Moraes IS TV

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:26 (eighteen years ago)

I invariably enjoy reading de Moraes write about TV more than I enjoy watching TV.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:28 (eighteen years ago)

I am leaving. Home or District Line? Time will tell.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Tuesday, 30 January 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus, that stretch of movie titles had me crying.

And I so don't want to study. What a surprise.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 03:10 (eighteen years ago)

guys I really suggest reading the LJ post about 30 posts into the INTELLECTUAL FLIRTING thread and also reading his followup posts. It's really really really really funny.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

Can I have a Cliff's Notes version of the fiasco that is LJ? His posts obv. have humorous content to them, but I can't take the time/make the effort to read them at the moment.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:17 (eighteen years ago)

nerdy, naive, british, tries too hard. i wanna sympathize but the way he expresses himself makes it hard to.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

also: virgin, as noted again and again and again and again

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)

i laughed when he said he'd done poppers though

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:31 (eighteen years ago)

I laughed when he said the girl had a book tied around her neck.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 04:38 (eighteen years ago)

Countdown to the LJ heartbreak story in 10...9...8...7...

Also WTF to LJ on poppers and amyl

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 07:07 (eighteen years ago)

he is all over the internets boasting about taking the nastiest tawdriest drug I can think off.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 07:51 (eighteen years ago)

god, even i dont know where to get that

― UART variations (ex machina), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 08:05 (eighteen years ago)

LJ is starting to remind me of a young tonyblair/hughgrant

― Storefront Church (688), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 09:18 (eighteen years ago)

Sounds pretty much like I had surmised. Thanks for the updates, DCLIXors.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)

Transportation Incident METRO REPORTS A BUS FIRE @ 18TH & K ST., NW / INTERSECTION IS TEMPORARILY CLOSED./ PLEASE USE ALTERNATIVE ROUTE

wtf is with farragut area transit lately?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 13:42 (eighteen years ago)

It seems as if its the Bermuda Triangle of the DC Metro Area.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

ugh sick, will not brave the fertile crescent of the dc metro area today :(

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)

Nice. Exercisin' the old work from home while listening to records option, Pete? Awesome.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't encountered the Rev Art people. Ugh, I had forgotten how harrowing a walk to the campus library could be--it was the same at NYU.

― Mary (Mary), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

guys i just took a bunch of METH and spent 36 hours writing ARCHILOCHIAN POETRY with a GIRL and i think i am in LOVE WITH HER but i didn't get her number but that's ok because i'm WRITING on her FACEBOOK WALL right now this could be THE ONE

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:19 (eighteen years ago)

Looking like that:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/threecounties/content/images/2006/01/11/rentaghost__470_04_470x353.jpg

In my day all it took was a wiener roast and a trip down the aisle

http://scaa.usask.ca/gallery/uofs_students/graphics/greystone1950_5t.jpg

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

nah im not even working from home - actual sick-day! i just went and got my grapefruit airborne and vitamin c drops and multi-v vitamin water which all means i will be dead tonight

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

haha I just realized LJ is unknowingly doing a real-life version of Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:24 (eighteen years ago)

so essentially, ill be beating megamans 4, 5, and 6 while listening to records, and reading a bunch

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

http://greasypants.com/images/megaman.jpg

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.orphanarmy.com/wp-content/megaman.jpg

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

The funniest thing about that picture is that MM actually makes that face frequently during the course of the game.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)

need coffee

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

-- say it with blood diamonds (a|e...) (webmail), January 31st, 2007 9:19 AM. (a_p) (later) (link)

^^^^^^^^^^ ok I haven't had any coffee yet and I swear to god it took me 5 minutes to realize this was an LJ riff and not Alex losing his mind completely.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 14:53 (eighteen years ago)

OMFG YOU PEOPLE ARE MAKING ME READ THE FLIRTING THREAD HOLY GOD WTF

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

hahahaha

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

'We lying in bed with the amyl nitrate
busting up me pants for me just can't wait
for him to pull out me love stick
for to rub 'im up me big dick'

LJ likes it Khaki style.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

WHY IS SHE WEARING HER TEXTBOOKS

THIS QUESTION WILL HAUNT ME THE REST OF MY DAYS, OR AT LEAST THE NEXT 20 MINUTES

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

The entire LJ thing is derailing my morning studying. I will never get community property down.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

OK I just clicked on the Legally Blonde thread and he's there, attempting to make it about him. WTF. I kind of think that this is as much spam as PEW is???

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

it's kind of derailing my mind

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

and the internets

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:18 (eighteen years ago)

ok I kind of feel like starting a thread "THIS IS WHERE LOUIS EXPLAINS HIS ENTIRE LIFE, PLEASE KEEP YOUR LIFE TALES HERE AND HERE ONLY" but he'd start crying again about how girls are mean or something.

sigh. let's talk about something else. Did you guys know the...blue line I think? is down today?! WTF metro nice way to completely implode.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

This thread is not about LJ yet

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
^^^^^ this website is not about LJ either, because he'd have to get a chick first LOL

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

it's like if 13-year-old me's sense of boundries, prepubescent narcissism, and utter lack of social skills had remained untouched and unaltered through adolescence until i ended up at cambridge doing amyl and falling for art-damaged idiots who endlessly lead me on as i breathlessly describe each detail to embittered strangers. it's become too depressing to be funny, this mix of complete self-obsession and absense of self-consciousness.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

sorry, we're done talking about him.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

JOE PESCI RASHOMON

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^ would watch 100% of days

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

how long do you guys think metro dudes and ladies have to train to drive buses? because there's this dude metrobus driver, he's been having another dude train him to drive the bus i ride for like three four weeks now. WTF????

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/549/db12026dy7.jpg
^^ hahaha omfg

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

ok this website is killing me

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

surely the so called 'hot chicks' are also douchebags by the look of things

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

ok now that i got teh dopamine a-flowin' i feel vaguely human again

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

and it is TERRIBLE

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

no no, Ed, most of them are definitely so, it's a pretty hilarious set of pictures though, basically.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://img251.imageshack.us/img251/9946/db12081xb9.jpg
^^^^^^^ FOR EXAMPLE THIS PICTURE WILL DESTROY THE REST OF MY DAY OH WAIT IT ALREADY DID

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

oh jesus christ

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

Dear Ally:

I hate you for showing me what a full grown Oompa Loompa looks like.

Best,

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

what happened to him? Why is he that color?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:41 (eighteen years ago)

too much beta-carotene

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

too much time in the tannery

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think that any amount of sun exposure would turn you that color, there must be chemicals involved. Or perhaps he IS an oompa loompa.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

hey dudes where should i eat lunch today?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

It would seem that the continent of North America is collectively thinking about moving all its time zones forward an hour. The current 2006 law adds four weeks to Daylight Saving Time in the U.S. effective this year.

WTF? Daylight Savings Time is now longer? WHY DIDNT WE VOTE ON THIS????

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:49 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going to a Thai restaurant for lunch

also wtf we need to get rid of DST, not extend it. Or extend it for the entire year.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

^ cosign.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

okay i have to figure out how to torrent.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

por que

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)

you don't really want to know (I found some Television bootlegs online and I need them).

Anyway, yeah DST fucks me up. I think it's why I'm so sleepy lately.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

it's outdated and unnecessary

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

god today is the most boring day in the history of the world

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

everything is upsetting me today. i didn't get enough sleep.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

y'all are listening to the wrong music. that always works for me.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5105316486771142892&hl=en

i mean seriously, i am now actually in favor of war because of the internet.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

alex that is the worst thing i've ever seen.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:38 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, that might just be the dumbest shit I've ever seen. Ever.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

ha! my googlevideo crashes my browser every time HAHAHA SUCKAS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:41 (eighteen years ago)

that doesn't seem like it should have "SUCKAS" attached to it. "My browser is shitty, hahahaha suckas!"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

SUCKAS CAUSE I CANT SEE THE SHITTY VIDDE-O

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't get enough sleep last night either.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)

i slept ok last night because i'm sick but i have not been sleeping well since the time change. oh wait--i DID wake up last night at 4 a.m. Curse you, DST!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

wait a second, what are you talking about with the time change? Did the time change and I didn't know?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

I haven't been sleeping that well, on and off, since we fell back for DST, back in the fall.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:47 (eighteen years ago)

wikipedia:

Sometimes, only bartenders notice the change.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

04:48, 30 January 2007 Henry Chinaski (Talk | contribs)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

Oh well, I haven't been sleeping well my entire life!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, ally pretty much otm

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't sleep well ages 25-30 or so

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

i'm just going to make a really big sandwich for lunch, that'll cheer me up

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)

hey, Farragut North metro station finally reopened after their daily morning fire today!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

Farragut North should just be set on fire, permanently, none of these half-measures any more.

I've never been a very good sleeper, it's a pretty bad state. But if I take sleeping pills, even mild OTC stuff like Tylenol PM or Nyquil, I cannot wake up for anything. Eh.

I used to like to make sandwiches made out of canned crab meat that I bought at Trader Joes, this was like 10 years ago though, I should do that again sometimes because that shit was hella good.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

For information on my sleep please consult with 7am T St jackhammer crew. Your grace period is over, Governor Fenty.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

Good work from The Onion store

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

UGH SO DAMN BORED

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:13 (eighteen years ago)

there is nothing good about this day, except that sandwich, and that sandwich is long gone at this point

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

This day almost has everything, a thread about pies, beer, a pub supper and a folk gig.

― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

you guys, wow. i mean, maybe an anvil's gonna hit me soon or something, but today's been crazybusy but okay. listen to some captain beefheart, alex!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

I'M SO BORED I'M LISTENING TO CAMERA OBSCURA FFS

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

COULD BE WORSE. COULD BE BELLE AND SEBASTIAN

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:20 (eighteen years ago)

this beer is kind of helping.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

on Sundays, if I get The Sunday Menace, I have a beer and it clears everything up.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

I ate thai food, it was pretty delicious.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

and my wii has shipped! This day not a wash after all.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

yeah fuck the haters

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

It was pretty boring for the first couple hours though.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 18:59 (eighteen years ago)

it still is, really

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah it's getting boring again but I am amusing myself now with the "Intellectual Flirting" thread, surmising between jizzing pants vs no boners at all.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:10 (eighteen years ago)

yeah i just suggested you get a yellow card for that little post of yours

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:11 (eighteen years ago)

C'mon, let's be honest here, someone has to be honest with Louis about why his performance-enhancing-meth is a bad idea.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:14 (eighteen years ago)

I think for halloween I am gonna dress as LJ's new beloved and tie a book around my neck.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:15 (eighteen years ago)

I think I'm going to go as a MILF.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:16 (eighteen years ago)

i will go as "the internet." i will spend half my time showing people funny cat pictures and the other half forcing them to lose all hope in the idea of the basic decency of mankind.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:19 (eighteen years ago)

how you gonna pull off the tubes part of the internet? you gonna cover yrself in toilet paper rolls

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:20 (eighteen years ago)

You will also have to randomly whip out your dick and wave it around at inconvenient intervals, like when people are like, "Show me a picture of She-Ra, please?" for example.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 19:21 (eighteen years ago)

starting to think all Senate Committees have phone banks staffed exclusively by 7 year olds.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:00 (eighteen years ago)

little known fact: they do!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

whaoh, the hell is going on with that guy? he is a humanities graduate student right? that's the only explanation i could think of

and that's why i had to drop out of grad school

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:06 (eighteen years ago)

yall i had a three hour team meeting today and ..
well, i think i had the worst day so far is all

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

ugh that sucks

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:10 (eighteen years ago)

boo, a winner of lamest day is you, dar1a

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter3.html

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

I REALLY WISH SOCIALLY...STRANGE INTERNET NERDS WOULD STOP ASSUMING EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS LIKE THEM AND WOULD BEHAVE IN EXACTLY THE SAME FASHION "WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER"

THX IN ADVANCE

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

cosign

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

Also LJ is like older than Alex, right? Alex doesn't act like that so this whole youth thing doesn't hold a damn bit of water. DAMN YOU FAKE TUOMAS FOR RUINING MY DAY.

THANK YOU ADAM SCHEFTER PAGE OF INEXPLICABLE FOR REBRIGHTENING.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

is LJ just taking the piss, maybe?

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

I have to assume so otherwise he deserves to be thrown in a dungeon.

http://scoopsnoodle.com/adam_schefter/adam_schefter2.html -- this is fucking melting my mind

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

ok, i'm not actually 12 years old, just for the record.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

or maybe he's real
i think there were some dudes like that in my deleuze class

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:42 (eighteen years ago)

hey i'm reading deleuze right now!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

also i am a virgin ;_;

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

My. My idea of fun. Is killing everyone.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

HELP ME ILX YOU'RE MY ONLY HO

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:44 (eighteen years ago)

THE POINT IS THAT ISN'T LOUIS LIKE 23

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

Anyway I know that you are 15 Alex, christ.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

LJ's like 19 or something, first year at "uni" right?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

omg that website

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a virgin too sorry to mislead you guys ;_1

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

http://ic1.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/268/f/7/Jason_the_Superhero_by_Body_Without_Organs.jpg

deleuze is awesome
i never understand him after i'm done reading but.. he seems to have fun with it

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

i'll make it up to you by writing rhymes about you all

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, did you click on the links?!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

AM I THE ONLY NONVIRGIN LEFT

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

i'd like to drive a prius
with my dirtbike friend brius miller

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

wouldn't it be sweet
to have a drink with mark

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

there goes rhymin' alex

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

only if
yr not dead no mo

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:49 (eighteen years ago)

check out the expressive eyebrows
on good ol pete smythebrows

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

did they not teach you to rhyme in ur fancy writing classes @ NYU?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

i dropped out right before that class, q

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

I like these better than rhyming poems.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

it's blank verse! I dig it! tennis without a net or something

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

Tennis without a net just doesn't make any sense.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:53 (eighteen years ago)

oh whoops that was free verse. don't blame me blame Bobby Frost

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:55 (eighteen years ago)

tetris without a net

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:56 (eighteen years ago)

you know who should find a new line of work at a job fair-ia?
dcilx's own dar1a
also everyone else, probably

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://siri.uvm.edu/ppt/shiftwork/img003.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:02 (eighteen years ago)

Mark Smith used to work for me.. back in Manchester back in 1983. Stole all his ideas from me. Now I steal them right back from him..

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

KICKA! KICKA CONSPIRACY! KICKA!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

i forgot i even *had* a friendster profile

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

dude has gone from weird creepy to turn-away-from-the-screen-and-shudder creepy.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:10 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.thedenverchannel.com/irresistible/10871370/detail.html

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:12 (eighteen years ago)

yes I've stopped reading now, it's unhealthy for me I think. his mannerisms and flourishes online and pathetic "love" for any female who shows him a hint of humanity remind me of my good old stalker from back in the day (the one my roommate kept letting in the house, WTF)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:14 (eighteen years ago)

dude has gone from weird creepy to turn-away-from-the-screen-and-shudder creepy.
-- muck fountain (yourjobisyourcredi...), January 31st, 2007 9:10 PM.

who, jaymc or LJ? jaymc is a fact checker, is how he defends it.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:18 (eighteen years ago)

I really liked the "u have 2 realize i'm a professional fact checker", like that makes it not weird. It's like chopping up a bunch of people and saying "no it's cool, i'm a professional butcher".

(haha xpost)

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:19 (eighteen years ago)

the entire thread is fucking creepy

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:20 (eighteen years ago)

i generally don't find jaymc crepey at all, but maybe i am wrong?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:21 (eighteen years ago)

it's getting to the point where it is blatantly obvious that he is in fact keeping a handy spreadsheet of all ilxors or something, which is totally creepy!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

i mean, i did invite him to do the oppo research on me, but once he laid his methods out, it looked way creepier. don't ever have a bad breakup with jaymc, is all i'm saying

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

it's too much, he needs to have better things to spend his time on

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

haha all of us need to have better things to spend our time on!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

I emailed him yr home address alex, I hope that's cool.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

alex is already dead so if jaymc carves him up like a butcher, no biggie

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

he should spend his time maintaining and updating a website like this, my favorite new website of the day

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

zr I don't deny the truthfulness of your statement, but keeping an extensive diary on ILXors is just about the worst way to spend one's time I can imagine.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

nor do i deny the truthfulness of yours. i don't even know the dude, wvs.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

oh no why no tractor trouble RSS feed?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

I mean that's a pretty poor cap'n save-a-crazy attempt, is all I'm saying. I don't really care, the whole thread is creepy now and I'm washing my hands of it!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

alex i am going to spend lots of time on that thread

fuck mountain, you are OTM about the butchery by the way

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

so we're all in agreement then

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

another great meeting guys

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:28 (eighteen years ago)

alex wankette readers need to vote more for the name "the sack" in your panda poll

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

agreeance, alex. agreeance.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:29 (eighteen years ago)

i wish i could find a way to either write or somehow use my time better @ work though.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:30 (eighteen years ago)

yeah that's true. I get interrupted too frequently to really work on much of anything personal besides menial chores. :(

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:31 (eighteen years ago)

GAAAH LET ME FINISH MY JACK ABRAMOFF POST AND NOT GET SUCKED INTO A WEIRD DEBATE WITH TUOMAS OVER WHO "AP" IS SOMEONE PLEASE BAN ME

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahahahahaha

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 21:44 (eighteen years ago)

haha dudes today I went to HR and explained that I was surely the most overpaid person in the organization and wouldn't they prefer I do something more, uh, important than my current jobbie?

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:00 (eighteen years ago)

and then I said: I'll take a pay cut!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

O.o

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

I mean how often do you think HR ppl get to hear something like that? I hope I made their fucking day!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

Also: Ally I have no idea what that emoticon means???

xpost that one either, Brian!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

It means U MAD???

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

dude being overpaid and underworked is kind of the dream?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

yeah I'm not sure what you're trying to do but I'm pretty sure it's gonna backfire.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

they might give you a raise, for making such a nice offer

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

But is sucks balls and makes me cry!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

my job, I mean. I'd take less for a job that actually holds my interest and uses my mad skillz!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

dude, don't take a pay cut! U crazy!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:06 (eighteen years ago)

Why can't I take a pay cut for chrissakes!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaaha

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)

I mean that's like me saying to you: leave the job you like for one that pays more!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

MW are you trying to call me? I am on a conference call!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

You can ask about changing job responsibilities without mentioning a pay cut. If your HR department thinks a pay cut should be involved they'll have no problem bringing it up.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

lol @ MW calling with great concern

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)

I think the point everyone is making is, do not take a pay cut for the SAME job. If you are willing to take a pay cut for a different, better job then by all means that is a good idea, but I think we're all assuming that you're offering to take a reduced salary for the position you are already in!! Which is CRAZY!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:11 (eighteen years ago)

also, taking a pay cut for a job you like is fine but is usually reserved for when you change organizations!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah you wouldn't take a pay cut and stay at the same place.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

Oh no dudes I wouldn't do that!!! I am not THAT dumb!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

I mean I have a cat to feed and stuff.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

ok phwew I was pretty worried that you had completely had a break with yourself or something!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

Well a lot of ppl would not admit that they think they are overpaid. I mean I'm not overpaid given mad skillz+experience, but like I'm not using any of that. You could get a cheap fresh-out-of-undergrad person to do my job. For a lot less. I would think.

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/660000/images/_662263_doug_150.jpg

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

Yes this is EXACTLY what I am talking about!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

worry slowly returning

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

lolz

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys i just did something called POPPERS and told my bosses that i'm OVERPAID!!!!

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:23 (eighteen years ago)

what are you supposed to be doing? I mean, what was your understanding of the position? Maybe point out to them that there is a big disconnect and ask when you will be expected to fulfill the original intent of the job?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine Q talking to HR and using printouts of emoticons to illustrate her point.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I think I managed to cover Ally's points, and this was with two HR ppls who are v. cool and they're all "we want you to be happy we will help you don't go anywhere" and then we planned a happy hour for next week

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

Big Hunt?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

TBD. Should be close to our work tho. And not McFaddens!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

i just watched like 5 1/2 episodes of 24!

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

u sick!

― quincie (quincie), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)

is true!

― 69 (plsmith), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

132

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

hey man can you practice tonight?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

hey should i go to the dnc meeting feb 2 to hear a bunch of presidential candidates speak? y/n

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

q, on workplace stress.. overworked = stress
also not enough work/not challenging enough work = stress
who wants to be bored? ppl quit at my organization because of that, all the time (not on my team, but other teams)

― dar1a g (daria g), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)

True. I'm trying to save my boredom and despair for retirement, when I can really focus on it.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, 31 January 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

Well done, keep up the good work.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

my internship is really boring. maybe i could ask for a paycut? oh wait, i don't get paid.

― Mary (Mary), Thursday, 1 February 2007 02:18 (eighteen years ago)

I'm trying to save my boredom and despair for the dnc meeting feb 2

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 04:49 (eighteen years ago)

wait, we're "saving" despair now?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 05:16 (eighteen years ago)

it might as well be that, i'm sure not saving money

OK nobody of DC ilx gets to work before 9:45 at least, do they? hellooooo....

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)

naw i'm here freaking out because seven million things broke last afternoon and i somehow have to compose reasonably detailed articles on all of them within the next six hours

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:27 (eighteen years ago)

hi, i'm just wondering wtf i was thinking last night when i decided drunk emails should go not to the usual suspects but rather to my bosses.

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sure your bosses are happy to know about your intense interest in Bruce Springsteen.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)

TV's the wankette has bosses? Are they freemason or 12ft lizzards?

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

Univision's El Wanko

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

If you get an email 13 times from the same person, should you assume they were having ISP troubles or should you punch them?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:39 (eighteen years ago)

both, i would say

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)

I wasn't even going to attend this meeting the email was about but now I feel like I need to for retribution. Conference room justice.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)

brian i was drunk, ok?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

AND DEAD

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

haha alex that is awesome that I am the boss of you.

The emails were from someone who's REAL NAME is "Rans0m Ratcl1ffe"

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

okay this day already is full of stupids

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Tell him to up productivity of smart arse blog posts or face the consequences.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

the REAL NAME name of the dude i was emailing is L0ckhart Steel3

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

Alex works for an action figure.

― Stephen X (Stephen X), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

WASPiest action figure ever

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

I do not believe any real ppl have these names.

I am working from home today! I am wearing my cat pajamas! I have not yet brushed my teeth!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

I should start a blog!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

Q, are you still on the crazy pills?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

she isn't! she's on the AWESOME pills!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

yr household appears to be overflowing with exclamation points.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

Excuse me but it is true, I do not get to work before 9:45 these days. I am on a "15 minute strike" every morning.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

xp - and pills!

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

So ppl who "work from home" tell me the truth--do you take "naps" while "working"?

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahaha so cuet^^^^

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)

A cartoon watched only by college students who smoke marijuana set off a huge terrorism scare in Boston, a city still reeling from the Patriots’ loss at the hands of al-Qaeda.

hahaha Alex this rules

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

doesn't anyone realize the true metropolitan home of the patriots is providence?

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:14 (eighteen years ago)

ME YESTERDAY SENDING EMAIL TO ALL MY WORKERS IN MY DEPARTMENT:

YOU WHATSUP PEOPLES? YEAH THIS BIG CHEESE IN MY OFFICE IS LOOKING FOR THIS BOOK, HE NEEDS HIS OWN PERSONAL COPY ASAP? COOL? YEAH, IT'S A BOOK DEALING WITH A PRIMARY ASPECT OF LAW ON, LIKE, THE FEDERAL LEVEL? YEAH SWEET? ALSO, HERE IS THE SPECIFIC NAME OF THE BOOK. WE CAN BUY A COPY FOR 80 BUCKS. BUT SINCE IT'S SUCH A POPULAR BOOK I WAS THINKING, LOL, THAT YOU GUYS MIGHT HAVE ONE LYING AROUND, A SPARE?

CALIFORNIA PERSON: HOLY SHIT! I HAVE ONE! I'LL SEND IT TO YOU, AWESOME, LOL, FREE, YEAH SWEET

ME: SWEET, LOL.

ME; OPENING ENVELOPE THIS MORNING: WTF?

THE BOOK DEALS WITH THE PRIMARY ASPECT OF LAW BUT ONLY IN CALIFORNIA WTF WTF WTF WTF WTF STUPIDS

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

i don't nap while "working" but that's partly because if i tried it i'd end up in bed until 10 p.m. or so

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

Hey - speaking of sleep...I'v never really been a sleep all day kind of guy, until now. For the past two months, I could sleep for days.

Fuck, 30 is a DRAG.

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, well 33 ain't any better, let me tell you!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

Although note that I am awake, despite being in jammies.

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

I would like to still be asleep, I've been nothing but exhausted for seemingly months.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

I just heard rumors about what promotions are going to be announced at a staff meeting tomorrow and I'm feeling woozy. This is not a good day.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

this will help: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=339ixMtHrVk

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

whoa that sucks brian!

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:16 (eighteen years ago)

is it really bad?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:19 (eighteen years ago)

I wasn't expecting a promotion, but there are a lot of people getting them that I'm all like "WTF?!?"

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:20 (eighteen years ago)

to put it in perspective, it's actually making me angrier than jaymc on BLAM's thread.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

doesn't anyone realize the true metropolitan home of the patriots is providence?
hell yes
providence >>>>>> boston

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7166448883120539209&q=stormy+weather

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

any city>>>>>boston

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:26 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ otm x 100000000%

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

ugh sorry brian ;_;

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

Brian that sucks, though. That happened to me a lot at my last job and it was infuriating.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

i keep saying undiplomatic things in all staff meetings, i wonder if there will ever be consequences
http://www.users.qwest.net/~broger1/bridge_burn.jpg

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

brian, that is lame. are you sure rumors aren't just incorrect?

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

that sucks brian. if it helps, jaymc got gabnebb pretty good on the Chicago/NYC thread

also, that bridge appears to be ON FI-YA BETTA THROW IT IN THE WART-TAH

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

any city>>>>>boston

you've never been to houston i guess.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

that's like saying a slug got a snail pretty good, wtf.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

any city>>>>>>>all of texas but austin

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)

MrQ OTM

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

I get the feeling Austin is probably extremely overrated, and I would hate it.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

all of texas is like a bad data point you throw out before making any other calculations

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

it is probably getting bad/hipsterish now, but let's jump in the time machine a few years back and it would be cool.

i kind of want to go to marfa, though.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)

(many xpost) dar1a, I shouldn't even have said rumors - more like leaked info. I've never heard anything here ahead of time that's ended up being incorrect.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)

Alex, when is G@wker empire gonna admit The Gutt3r is dead already?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)

oh no - sorry to hear that. i am kind of baffled as to quite a number of people at my work got promoted to where they did.. but where i am it goes to.. i guess if you put up with the chaos for several years and don't rock the boat or step on a mine, you get to be a manager.. like it's just deserved even if.. theoretically.. managers who don't know how to manage are kinda sorta not good for staff morale

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

I get the feeling Austin is probably extremely overrated, and I would hate it

austin is pretty fucking awesome and physically beautiful but i have no doubts you would hate it.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)

I hate most everything that isn't a major, major city, is basically the thing.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)

and most things that are!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:48 (eighteen years ago)

Tier 1 world city or bust.

NYC, London, Tokyo, Rio, LA, Beijing, Mumbai, Hong Kong

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

Brian, if you are seriously calling DC a major, major city, I am de-inviting you from the Super Bowl city. Ed is right, it is all about the Tier 1s. Tier 73s can suck me!!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

wait I meant Super Bowl party

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:51 (eighteen years ago)

nothing to do with DC, ally, I was just assuming you could name a lot of cities you hated with 5 million+ populations!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:54 (eighteen years ago)

fuck mexico city

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

hmmm are we doing a gabbneb definition of a city (ie basically the entire state gets included) or a normal person's definition of a city?

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

stfu dude, I bet Mexico City rules

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:55 (eighteen years ago)

we are not doing gabbneb's definition of ANYTHING thank you

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

tier 1 != 5mil+

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

baltimore >>>>>>> mexico city

(NB i've never been to mexico city)

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

ok if we're doing a regular person's definition of a city then I can't think of one I've been to that I hated.

xpost I've never been to Mexico City either but it seems fucking awesome in fact I think I will rename it "Super Bowl City"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

I'm talking normal definition - if you're in an area where most people have yards, it doesn't count.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

ally didn't say tier 1!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

sometimes i think of moving to baltimore

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

ally maybe I am overestimating your hatred!

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

drugs bad cops bad cops on drugs yeah mexico city probably is a lot of fun

you should rename yr apartment super bowl city ally

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah it's like by his definition Phoenix has like 80 million people in it but he's basically including the "metropolitan area" which technically spreads out until about Flagstaff. If you just include the proper city and not every town for an hour and a half, then it is much, much smaller and also totally shit (NB I am not saying including the surrounding towns decreases the "totally shit" part of that equation)

xpost my cousin lives in Mexico City and he loves it.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:58 (eighteen years ago)

okay I gotta go to lunch I'll come back and argue about city definitions l8r.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah I'm gonna go take a coffee and smoke break, I'll gather my thoughts.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

is yr cousin a cop on the drugs

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/174/376612462_83176dbca8.jpg

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

my cousin is a gay flight attendant

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

my cousins are 1- philandering health care worker who may or may not be divorced now (i'm assuming that if i found out about his womanizing a thousand miles away his wife who lives in the same house must know). he used to live in baltimore. 2- a right-wing cop who served in the first iraq war and is actually the only member of his side of the family who isn't a complete fucktard. and yet there's the right-wingedness. 3- drug addict "artist". 4- drug addict criminal. those four are all brothers.

― chicago kevin (chicago kevin), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

Tier 1 world city or bust.

NYC, London, Tokyo, Rio, LA, Beijing, Mumbai, Hong Kong

no paris?

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

typical brit

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Well look at Mr Frenchy getting all offended and froggy.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

typical brooklyn

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:21 (eighteen years ago)

at least I don't live in the suburbs, u cocks!!!!!!

(anticipating Wii joke)

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

No one here lives in the suburbs, u tool!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Unless you're making the possibly accurate claim that DC is a suburb of NYC which is fair enough but then so is Boston in this definition.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:25 (eighteen years ago)

Don't you live in VIRGINIA?

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

NO THEY LIVE IN DC

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BosWash

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

jon you should have just asked jaymc where they live

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:27 (eighteen years ago)

can a thread not have a moron on it

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

Jon we live in Dupont Circle which is not in Virginia, I hate Virginia!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

Jon isn't a moron, he just isn't keeping his spreadsheet up to date ;_;

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:28 (eighteen years ago)

i live in the suburbs ;_1

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:31 (eighteen years ago)

yeah but you rule

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)

actually, i have never not lived in a suburb 8/

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:33 (eighteen years ago)

Wait wait, I am no longer giving Jon a pass on this topic because we just had a wii-related conversation earlier this week wherein I pointed out that since I do not live in the suburbs, it is difficult to procure the wii and its attendant remotes!! WTF why u braek heart. This is exactly like those times Pete and I have drunken texted you and you were like "I don't even know who you are"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I thought that your comment in the email about Best Buy meant that you lived in suburbs XPOST

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

Paris is a fucking joke city. Everyone inside the bp does not acknowledge the existence of anything outside the bp. Qed paris is a town of under 1mil inhabitants.

My local supermarket needs more checkout staff between 5 and 6, stat. I have had enough time to make an ied out of flour sugar and vodka in this queue.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

we have best buys here in our city yo

ed you are so fucking crazy about paris

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:36 (eighteen years ago)

Clearly you needed to MMS me ~~tits.jpg~~ a picture of you guys making the "bloods" thing with your fingers!

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

This is exactly like those times Pete and I have drunken texted you and you were like "I don't even know who you are"

FUNNY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:37 (eighteen years ago)

Size isn't everything. I mean, FFS, I was looking at job in Paris from a (French!) company that speaks only English internally.

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

There is a Best Buy in DC proper, on the metro, but in the outskirts. The people who work there are very mean and are completely oblivious to when you are being sarcastic to them.

YES I CONSIDER TENLEYTOWN THE OUTSKIRTS

xpost I have never been to Paris but I am sure it is delightful.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:39 (eighteen years ago)

YES I CONSIDER TENLEYTOWN THE OUTSKIRTS

CONTROVERSIAL CAT IS CONTROVERSIAL

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

paris is so tiny, amateurist lived in it

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

Paris is a lovely place, but tier 1 world city, hell no. The randstadt and ruhrgebiet come closer.

Today has been the suckiest. We have been trying to do business by a method made popular by the fuggers and should have died with them.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:40 (eighteen years ago)

MW and KG practically live in Kansas they're so far from the metro ;_;

j/k let's take a tits.jpg picture on SB City Sunday and MMS them to jon incessantly, the caveat is we will be holding a sign that says "PARIS IS NO CITY"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

I hate every employee of Best Buy and Gamestop with the heat of 1000 suns. Sure I make 10x the money they do but they have Wiis, all their friends have Wiis and I don't.

I will never patronize either again.

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)

My criteria for tier one cities = FEATURES IN SIMCITY BUT NOT IN REALISTIC AND AWFUL SCENARIO

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:42 (eighteen years ago)

also has to be in more than one simcity title

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

i like a baltimore!

i think i'd choose between LA, berlin or hillsboro, NM. tier 1s and tier 10000

― Friendly Tree (688), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

so Dullsville USA and Tokyo are the only tier one cities

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

j/k let's take a tits.jpg picture on SB City Sunday and MMS them to jon incessantly, the caveat is we will be holding a sign that says "PARIS IS NO CITY"

TOTALLY. WE SHOULD ALSO INCORPORATE OUR MIDDLE FINGERS IN SOME FASHION

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:43 (eighteen years ago)

don't forget the Nintendo Store kids, hate face

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

paris was ok but once you've met all four guys who live there there's not much to do...

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:44 (eighteen years ago)

i don't think i'd care much to live in most tier 1 cities besides new york, really. i mean, fuck a LA

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:45 (eighteen years ago)

I remember one time I went to the Best Buy and just asked the dude IF they were getting any Wiis in since they were all sold out and the dude acted like I had just turned into a ravenous bear or something. Then he was like, "We have some PS3s" (note: WE WERE STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE PS3 DISPLAY AT THE TIME) and I was like, yeah, I can see that, you also have hundreds of XBoxes, what is that about LOL! And he got all pissed off and was like, "Well, maybe YOU* don't know this but the XBox 360 came out a year ago." I just kind of looked at him, and I really wanted to say, "THAT WAS MY POINT, WTF DO YOU HAVE 800 OF THESE ANCIENT SYSTEMS THAT EVERYONE ALREADY HAS JOKE'S ON YOU LOL" but just walked away.

* you said in a fashion that implies you=girl therefore idiot

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

At least the nintendo store usually tells you when they arrive.

http://api.ning.com/files/9xdF9nxbw5-*LSnF-stshERX4Cd66nOEvJIivpGs234=?xn_auth=no&width=390

― UART variations (ex machina), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

OK I'm thinking for SuperCity Sunday I will debut in my cat pajamas and then at halftime will do a costume change into my colts pajamas!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

688, i love a baltimore. best record stores in the area, cheaper, and the people are about a million times nicer. it's got many, many problems but it doesn't make me hate everyone in the world like dc does most of the time.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)

but i gotta ditch the mid-atlantic umbilical cord i think

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine LA is magical. I have really only been there when I was little, and it seemed kind of dirty and stupid at the time plus there was that incident at Disneyland with my dad and the Japanese tourist (and my dad and the vomiting on the roller coaster but that's another story), but I am convinced it will be better, now.

xpost Nintendo.com just scored me a bunch of Wiimotes!! Do not diss the Nintendo store.

xxpost also multiple PJs = great idea.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:47 (eighteen years ago)

Great, I'm married to a stripper who wears cat pajamas, LOLZ

I too imagine LA is magical.

My Mom or Dad threw up on Space Mountain, can't remember.

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:49 (eighteen years ago)

OK may I just say for the record that one incontrovertible benefit of NOT working at home is that in the office I do NOT step in cat vomit on the way to my lunch break!*

*lunch break = wee kip

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:50 (eighteen years ago)

LA = Tier 1 city. Absolutely fucking insane cracked-out version of America, in every way. All of the reality shows - ALL of them - based in LA are basically National Geographic documentaries about this place.

Pasadena = Teir whatever USC Football is ranked that year city

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

great, I'm married to a woman who steps in vomit

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

Oh please, you've stepped in plenty of cat vomit MW!

― quincie (quincie), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine the dooshbots who make DC seemingly unlivable at times are just as prevalent and maybe worse in LA + SD but then again we went to lovely SF for 1 week and saw a bar brawl break out which pretty much never happens anywhere else I've been, so there's yr stereotypes

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

Dr. Ben spent the entirety of last night sneezing really loudly. I hope he's done with that affection by Sunday otherwise it might be ADORABLE OVERLOAD.

LA has a different kind of douchepocolypse going on.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

LA seems like the kind of place you listen to deodato in

― Friendly Tree (688), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

i looked at a picture of dr. ben, on your couch i think, when tombot linked to that awesome comic above=so fucking cute. does he have an email so i can email him?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

I can give you my mom's e-mail, she'll probably e-mail you back and play along that she is the cat.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

is your mom as cute as dr. ben?

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:00 (eighteen years ago)

o . 0

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/165/362249781_106a0d9b34.jpg
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― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

awwwwwww ^^^^^^

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

you can't even see his paws in that picture which is the cutest part.

Mr. Kitty gets the shaft for being a black cat and not showing up well in camera phone pix.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

ally, will your mom pretend to email me back as reche caldwell?

― say it with blood diamonds (a_p), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

Yes she is very adept at that.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:06 (eighteen years ago)

For the next hour, DC ILX should write chat-up lines for Dr Ben to use on Ally's mom.

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

Oh god the weird shit my mom said about Dr. Ben upon meeting him, she wouldn't shut up about how he "looked like a human baby" (!?) and was "shaped like a teardrop." It was like 8o

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:08 (eighteen years ago)

"So, that deadbeat son-in-law of yours NEVER cleans my litter box."

― B.L.A.M. (Big Loud Mountain Ape), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:09 (eighteen years ago)

BULL FUCKIN SHIT YOU GODDAMN INGRATE

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

sorry

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:11 (eighteen years ago)

In fairness, I have to remind you a lot to do it midweek. The poor cat is deaf, have a heart.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)

"hey dr. ben i saw naked pics of u on teh internets - do u hav webcam?"

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)

hey guys, remember that one time, when the dc thread got really fucking weird?

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

No.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, oh wait, you meant the day when Pete said he wanted to "make love" with the baby JFK jr. Yeah, I remember that!!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:16 (eighteen years ago)

btw Zack I think my main problem with everything we did Tues. night was it was all way too musical. did u listen to mixtape or album yet?

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)

time to start a new DC thred - who got a title?

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

"Pete wants to 'make love' to baby JFK jr DC Thread 8|"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:19 (eighteen years ago)

j/k dudes FYI

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:21 (eighteen years ago)

hah, it was too musical - that's my number one weakness as a gtr. player! i luv noize but melody is sort of hard-wired into my brain and it can be really difficult to work around sometimes. i'm listening to mix right now and i'm pretty sure my officemate wants to kill me but i've subjected her to far worse so wvs.

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:22 (eighteen years ago)

Too musical...?

DOES NOT COMPUTE

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:23 (eighteen years ago)

"Keanu just sonned the Cowboys in a Super Bowl beef"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

"WTF is Gene Hackman doing in this fucking movie"

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:25 (eighteen years ago)

Gene Hackman Is Not Joe Gibbs OK? DC XLI

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

I don't actually have any suggestions that are worthwhile, sorry dudes.

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:26 (eighteen years ago)

we need new jobs: dc 8093

― LO-NRG (teenagequiet), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:28 (eighteen years ago)

Cary Grant
Katherine Hepburn
Laurence Fishburn
Terry Thomas
Serek Nimmo

― Ed (dali), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

I actually can't bitch about my job except for the promotions thing because I got to do walk throughs of one neat potential project and one totally awesome potential project yesterday.

― muck fountain (Brian Miller), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:31 (eighteen years ago)

SUPER BOWL CITY

― Mr. Que (Mr.Que), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Oh yeah dude!

― Allyzay doesnt get into the monkeys or vindications (allyzay), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

John Madden Thinks Rhys Ifans Is Smoking On The Field. DC XLI

― TOMBO7 (TOMBOT), Thursday, 1 February 2007 18:36 (eighteen years ago)

hey i lived in paris too, it's nice
would try again
yeah there's only a small part of the population that really lives inside the peripherique but approx five times that are actually in the city at any given time

― dar1a g (daria g), Thursday, 1 February 2007 19:06 (eighteen years ago)

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