THE MARKELBY MEMORIAL THREAD

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This is the same Jon Williams who goes crying like a mummy's boy to the mods if anyone so much as breathes on his precious board without being vetted by his little friends, is it?
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 7:02 AM. (Mark C) (link)

Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

FUCK. THIS. GUY.

ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

jeez, what is dude's prob?

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

Jon is the equivalent of graffiti and petty vandalism. It's not the worst thing in the world, a victimles crime maybe, but it makes the place less fun to be, gives it a nasty, antisocial edge, and pisses people off. Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society.


-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 8:36 AM. (Mark C) (link)

Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

WARNING: BELLE AND SEBASTIAN FAN CROSSING

gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

I don't want ILE to have to constantly tell off Jon for his latest wankery - I just want him to go away and play somewhere he can be as much of a dick as he likes with no-one getting affected or offended. If this crappy bookmark thing was a first offence, it'd be different but it's not, he ALWAYS does shit like this. He's a spoiled, thoughtless little child.

And YES I'm overreacting but for once, why can't you try and sympathise rather than upbraiding me?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 9:31 AM. (Mark C) (link)

Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

CUNT NO LIKE DOORS aka FUN HATER

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:40 (twenty years ago)

A friend of mine who lives in Devon was impressed about how much green space there was near my flat - until she saw that the *trees* had been tagged. The way her face fell profoundly affected me.

It's a minor, minor irritation on a global scale, but yes, it's a bad thing. What's your take?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 9:34 AM. (Mark C) (link)

Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

who ARE you, mr. harvey weinstein

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

dean, when he doesn't wanna get caught

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:41 (twenty years ago)

since when does dean not wanna get caught? but that explains so much, carry on.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

STFU HSTENCIL U NAZI

Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:42 (twenty years ago)

hahahaha

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

This thread is meant to remember the great man that was Markelby.

Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:43 (twenty years ago)

logout, log back in

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

http://www.web.apc.org/~ara/Art/nazi_scu.gif

The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:46 (twenty years ago)

Jorel shouldn't you be hitting on ilxors who live in other countries?

POST ONE MARKELBY

Mr. Harvey Weinstein (mr harvey weinstein), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:48 (twenty years ago)

dean, when he doesn't wanna get caught

Hahaha!

Dude, it was so obviously you!

I like that "persona" though, it makes me laugh.

Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:51 (twenty years ago)

Why would I not want to get caught? Besides, I didn't even do anything with the account except the "I DID IT" thread which was funny until ruined by ilx jingleberries. But here you go, JOREL ... my old account. Are you happy now, you big ol Markelby?!

bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

Haha you're such a dick Jon.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), March 30th, 2005 2:59 AM. (Mark C) (link)

bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 16:59 (twenty years ago)

ni**a please, i'm not even near the same league of douchebag as ol' baldy head.

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

Why did you use asterisks? DID YOU NOT WANT TO GET CAUGHT?!?!?! OMG GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL

bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

roffle.

oh yeah, i hate markelby too.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:10 (twenty years ago)

it was short for nissa

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/porl/digitallasagne.jpg

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.coastaltown.nildram.co.uk/porl/mightylasagne.jpg

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

Considering their ethnic origins, and a large part of their linguistic heritage, what is it about the word "pasta" that Americans find so hard?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), October 12th, 2004 11:29 AM. (Mark C) (link)

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:30 (twenty years ago)

no photoshopping needed

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/meandchristian.jpg

amon (eman), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:32 (twenty years ago)

harvey-weinstein persona would be improved if each post would be accompanied by a photo of harvey weinstein chomping a cigar.

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

They were originally but I got tired. No dedication. Okay, back to Markelby.

bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

seriously if anyone ever wonders what the fuck is england's problem take one look at markelby. 'graffiti makes the world less fun' is the dumbest fucking thing i've ever read on ilx. fuck him forever.

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

england's problem!!

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:35 (twenty years ago)

is he .... a scot?

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 18:47 (twenty years ago)

the scots are england's problem!

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

markelby is a giant cunt.

Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

But cunts have hair!

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:39 (twenty years ago)

is he an actual skinhead?

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:45 (twenty years ago)

i dont know if he even deserves all this attention.

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

He is ugly, british and says fuck a lot

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:56 (twenty years ago)

england's problem is your problem

Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 19:57 (twenty years ago)

Selling England by the Poundstretcher

GeirRL (jaymc), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 20:02 (twenty years ago)

you know in real life he's a very nice man, not at all like his crazed, maniacal, fun-hating ilx persona.

Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:41 (twenty years ago)

and next you'll be telling us that ken c isn't a douche.

BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 21:44 (twenty years ago)

i wouldn't go that far.

Allyzay Subservient 50s-Type (allyzay), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

markelby is QUITE english.

RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

Ally and RJG OTM. You shouldn't take Mark's comments to heart as much as he does your behaviours. Still I'm playing football (that's SOCCER to you slack-jawed fratsters) with Mark AND Ken this Saturday, and rest assured I will be sure to HACK THE BONE.

Sven 'Bites Your Legs Guvnor' Basted (blueski), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:06 (twenty years ago)

Is it the little shorts that do it for you, Steve?

Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

worst football game ever

charleston charge (chaki), Wednesday, 30 March 2005 23:07 (twenty years ago)

Matt, you should come and play. you too Chaki.

Sven Basted (blueski), Thursday, 31 March 2005 00:22 (twenty years ago)

Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society.

Finally a plot for Terminator 4.

Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 31 March 2005 10:41 (twenty years ago)

You're being an assbutt. Wtf has this got to do with your new relationship? Be a man and move on.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 4th, 2005 6:01 PM. (Mark C)

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Monday, 4 April 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

BE A MAN.

hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 4 April 2005 16:21 (twenty years ago)

the self-loathing is delicious

mark p (Mark P), Monday, 4 April 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

http://l00000.myspace.com/00000/02/14/284120_l.JPG

absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

hello everyone,

are you all done with patting yourself on the back yet?

charltonlido (gareth), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

Was it the mutual friend of yours who's a blind, braindead twat?
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), February 4th, 2005 9:54 AM. (Mark C) (link)

answer = no you're an obscene insult against humanity you fascist fuck

you're fucking disgusting with your heartless sarcasm, you worthless piece of hate-filled, misanthropic selg-loathing cunt.

regards,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 28th, 2004 5:19 PM. (Mark C) (later)


Get back to your trains, Ed - talk about something you have a fucking clue about.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), June 8th, 2004

Hey, dickhead. The only difference between racism and your pitiful, upsetting misogyny is the target of the abuse. Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Ronan, I don't think the E's working, you're soming across as a miserable, bitter little tosser.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 30th, 2004

Jess, please don't post on this thread any more. Thanks.

-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 21st, 2003

Julio, there's no point talking to you, you have some kind of bizarre desire to make everything shit. You're the least comprehensible person on this whole fuckinmg board.


-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 27th, 2004

Marcello, once again, fuck off.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004.

Marcello, fuck off.

Dave, I will if you will.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Fuck off, Marcello.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

What a vulgar, idiotic cunt you are, LC.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 5th, 2004

You're a worthless cunt, Calum (does that make you want to touch yourself?)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 22nd, 2004

Hey, I must have lost my sense of humour, because wintermute is coming across a right tedious cunt right now.

Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 27th, 2004

haha fuck you logged out (coward) and the SELFISH, IGNORANT, ABUSIVE way you have chosen for you and your fellow countrymen to be treated. One day you'll feel very very sorry for yourself. I hate you so much.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2004 12:37 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

[edit]

If I meet logged off I'll kick her in the face for destroying the planet. The fucking bitch.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2004 12:39 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

For the first like 2 years I was on ILX I thought Mark C = Marc3llo C4rl1n hahahahaha.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 4 April 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Peal back the top layer of pasta and bechamel on Barry Lasagne and the Tory Mince reveals itself.

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Monday, 4 April 2005 19:58 (twenty years ago)

Calum is so much nicer than him!

absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

can't decide if my favourite sign off is

"regards, SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE"

or

"One day you'll feel very very sorry for yourself. I hate you so much."

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 4 April 2005 20:32 (twenty years ago)

You're the least comprehensible person onr thris whowele fuckinmffreg bodfvarvd.r

Alex in LA (deangulberry), Monday, 4 April 2005 20:51 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v215/lynskey/selfimportanttoryshitbag.jpg

A / F#m / Bm / D (Lynskey), Monday, 4 April 2005 21:01 (twenty years ago)

his email address is totally manly!

absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 21:21 (twenty years ago)

http://www12.brinkster.com/whodaman/donatello.jpg

absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 21:54 (twenty years ago)

this is my favorite:

Deal. Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 4 April 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

Tagging trees is kind of a bit knobhead-ish though isn't it? I mean what kind of fucking l@ym0r would tag a tree!?

seriously if anyone ever wonders what the fuck is england's problem take one look at markelby.

Haha blount england's "problem" = we think we are hot shit when actually we are hot shit.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:27 (twenty years ago)

...which is kind of not markelby's "problem" even if you think markelby has/is a "problem" which I don't really.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:30 (twenty years ago)

Pashmina - did you read the quotes upthread?

Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

Remy, it's only a fucking bulletin board, just ignore it if it annoys you!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

I mean nothing he's ever written is anything like as bad as that anonymous knobhead who had a go at dan perry the other day, right?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:35 (twenty years ago)

or something like that, anyway.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

You're right. And I haven't had any run-in w. him. But I have even less tolerance for the half-shadowed passive-aggressive personal snipery than I do for direct confrontation!

Remy (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:37 (twenty years ago)

After all this time, the only thing I've absolutely no tolerance for is anonymous sniping. That's the only thing that boils my piss.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

ok, i'm going to go home & play with my wiard synthesiser now.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

this is the best = does that make you want to touch yourself?

Airtube (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

haha

does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:01 (twenty years ago)

that is good.

SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT PEOPLE (deangulberry), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:12 (twenty years ago)

thanks!

does that make you want to touch yourself? (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 5 April 2005 22:14 (twenty years ago)

Hey, dickhead. The only difference between racism and your pitiful, upsetting misogyny is the target of the abuse. Fuck off once and for all. I mean it. Fuck off you pathetic little cunt.

I keep thinking of Vanessa's cameo in the Crime episode of Brasseye.

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 08:50 (twenty years ago)

i'm the old lady whose head you stove in with a loose wardrobe... i'm marvin gaye, SHOT by his own father.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

"I.....hate.....you"

Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:30 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLE

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 6 April 2005 13:51 (twenty years ago)

From a "hilarious" old ile meta fight thread:

People on ILX seem to forget, or just don't agree with, the fact that being a cunt on a message board DOES mean people will think you're a cunt even if you're Mother fucking Theresa in real life. If trife wants to insult people for no better reason than it gives his shitty little existence some kind of focus, then he's welcome to masturbate furiously over the inevitable replies if that's what does it for him.
-- Mark C (boyincorduro...), September 19th, 2003 7:54 AM. (Mark C)


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ladies and gentleman i give you...irony
-- ... (charltonlid...), September 19th, 2003 8:23 AM. (gareth)

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 15 April 2005 15:04 (twenty years ago)

I had a friend who would chew up two hula-hoops and then deposit the chewed up gloop inside the O of a third hula-hoop. then she'd eat it.

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pringles and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pringles.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM.

Amon (eman), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

AAAAAAAARGGGH

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 16:36 (twenty years ago)

JESUS CHRIST

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 17:23 (twenty years ago)

bad thread to click on when I'm trying to EAT

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Wednesday, 20 April 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

ARGH!!!!! What is that from?

Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 April 2005 01:58 (twenty years ago)

it's taken from some ILE thread on licking your fingers after eating crackers or something. i was so disgusted by that post but couldn't think of how to reply so i put it here for posterity. what a dirtbagh.

Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

god, out of all the ridiculous shit he's said, the pringles thing is the fucking worst

MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

http://www.glastonberrygrove.net/mythos/images/garmonbz.gif

MURDERBALL OF THE TRAVELLING PANTS (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

"You waste. You little man."

indeed.

Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 02:54 (twenty years ago)

Pringles thing sounds kinda cool.

SMELLY MY... (Thor), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:05 (twenty years ago)

Sucking your fingers after eating crisps C/D

Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

I like to chew up food items and then spit them into other food items, which I then eat. If you don't do this, then you're a tiresome little man. Enjoy living in ignorance and waste, you scumbag.

gargleby (deangulberry), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:36 (twenty years ago)

i'm roffling, dean!

Amon (eman), Thursday, 21 April 2005 03:42 (twenty years ago)

héhé , was it Rousseau or Fourrier that proposed that kids should be put in charge of collecting garbage in the cities, since they are naturally drawn to play with trash?

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 21 April 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.garbage-house.com/blogimages/article2799.jpg

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 21 April 2005 04:56 (twenty years ago)

rofls!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Thursday, 21 April 2005 07:05 (twenty years ago)

was it Rousseau or Fourrier

you tell me, smartypants.

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 April 2005 10:36 (twenty years ago)

searching for this is, I am afraid, is the intellectual equivalent of a "google whack". what book do I have that contains a reference to that obscure idea? oh life goes on

np that one version of _The Modern Dance_ played live at some concert tchi tchi t'chah ah haha mmh hmm wwwwo! ho! hooo!

Sébastien Chikara (Sébastien Chikara), Thursday, 21 April 2005 12:34 (twenty years ago)

im robbling at dean's creamed corn pic

roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Friday, 22 April 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

I am/was/saw Windom Earle

efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Friday, 22 April 2005 04:52 (twenty years ago)


I agree. That terrible, terrible cunt. I'm glad he's dead.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), March 30th, 2005.

you hit a nerve because you hate yourself and all of us. You are speaking obscenely offensive shit about a woman who is truly, genuinely evil and you seem to enjoy it. That makes you worse than her. You fucking clueless loser.

p.s. SARCASM JUST MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CUNT, GIVE IT UP BOY
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 29th, 2004.

No it wasn't. You're a dick, he's a cunt - get mutual, yo.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), January 27th, 2004.

Vernon Kaye isn't fit to suck the cock of Hitler's rancid corpse. The only person worse than him in the whole world is that desperate June cunt.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), August 9th, 2004.


efil4zelffor (deangulberry), Friday, 22 April 2005 05:05 (twenty years ago)

get mutual!

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 22 April 2005 05:10 (twenty years ago)

dean yr new name rules

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 22 April 2005 06:36 (twenty years ago)

well, he might be right about vernon kaye and june!

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 22 April 2005 07:31 (twenty years ago)

face it, Mark C is way better than Diouf

$V£N! (blueski), Friday, 22 April 2005 14:03 (twenty years ago)

no one is better than dioufy, soft lad

markelby is going to be in ny next week, i wonder if he will meet his admirers

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:09 (twenty years ago)

I wonder if at a fap he'll drink some beer, swish it around in his mouth, and then expell it into another beer and drink the wondrous concoction.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

STOP THAT

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 April 2005 17:36 (twenty years ago)

he's going to be in NY? I thought it was stevem, in NY.

Allyzay do not obtain to make download of yours MP3 (allyzay), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:34 (twenty years ago)

that pringles bit makes me retch every time

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

i think hes there too? its on a thread i just saw.

i was going to be in nyc again next weekend, possibly, but it looks like stockholm & leeds now instead

charltonlido (gareth), Friday, 22 April 2005 20:44 (twenty years ago)

adam are you alive? I am worried...
-- jocelyn (nalra...), April 27th, 2005 12:01 PM. (Jocelyn) (later) (link)

he just posted on the noize board, i think
-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), April 27th, 2005 12:05 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

So he's alive, but has become a retard?
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 27th, 2005 12:36 PM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:39 (twenty years ago)

You waste. You little man.

He uses internet speak like he's a supervillain, monologuing at the hero who is captured in an easily escapable manner.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

That one's actually pretty funny... (xp)

rogers broseph (deangulberry), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:57 (twenty years ago)

"Dick off, dick"?!

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 9 May 2005 17:33 (twenty years ago)

"zero tolerance"

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

Personal thread

j blount (papa la bas), Monday, 16 May 2005 21:17 (twenty years ago)

i don't think this should count. it's mostly copying and pasting things he's already said; they're just conveniently compiled here for our perusal. you waste, you little man.

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 16 May 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Markleby won me in an ebay auction. no lie.

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 16 May 2005 21:50 (twenty years ago)

Markleby was his usual penisbreath self to Vik the other day but i can't find it now.

charleston charge (chaki), Monday, 16 May 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

what was he doing reading the noize board anyway.

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 16 May 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

BACK OFF HATAZ

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/bearhug.jpg

$V£N! (blueski), Monday, 16 May 2005 22:20 (twenty years ago)

nice, that bear is eating him!

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 16 May 2005 22:30 (twenty years ago)

REGARDS,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT BEARS

caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 16 May 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

the bear: "I'd also chew up a couple of people and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact people."

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 16 May 2005 22:49 (twenty years ago)

haha it's still not as gross!

Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Monday, 16 May 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

What do you reckon my signed original Tigermilk would go for nowadays? (serious question)
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 16th, 2005 4:27 AM. (Mark C) (later)

Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 16 May 2005 23:45 (twenty years ago)

would anyone really want a copy of tigermilk signed by mark c?

shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 16 May 2005 23:48 (twenty years ago)

this thread has lost its way a little

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

or its momentum at least

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)


Vic, I have no love at all for Christians, but if you're going to spout astrological bullshit, of all things, shut the fuck up about anything remotely related to, like, the universe.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), May 15th, 2005.

charleston charge (chaki), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 00:13 (twenty years ago)

OMG le classique

sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

From the I Kill Myself thread - posted a mere 15 minutes after the Be A Mang assault on sweet, harmless Vic.

Is this Aaron again? In that case - I don't give a shit either way.

-- Markelby (boy..), May 15th, 2005 1:22 AM. (Mark C) (later)

On one hand I've got myself to blame (Lynskey), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 12:45 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...
from the draft thread:

On the plus side, Jon Williams is still of comin'-home-in-a-box age, isn't he?

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), May 25th, 2004.

pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

Does the UK have a draft?

THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 04:08 (twenty years ago)

ihttp://www.mearstaxidermyandsupply.com/images/bm%20hide%20paste%20p16%20bw.jpg

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 04:33 (twenty years ago)

gear. stop that.

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 10:28 (twenty years ago)

Sometimes I like to take hump a bag of composte and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact bags of composte.

-- nickalicious (nickaliciou...), June 30th, 2005.

there are twelve people in the world the rest are haitch (haitch), Thursday, 30 June 2005 13:36 (twenty years ago)

sometimes i like to take a nation state and crush it all up and then use the resulting paste as a spread between two other nation states

george w bush (gareth), Thursday, 30 June 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

marklebush

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 30 June 2005 13:49 (twenty years ago)

FUCK. THIS. GUY.

-- ddb (stupidpum...), March 30th, 2005 12:36 PM

Ô¿Ô (eman), Thursday, 30 June 2005 21:48 (twenty years ago)

So is there a racial angle to the yop ads? Big lips and black-sounding voices singing a black-centric song? Surely there can't be?
(I like the 3 ads too, mostly)

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), July 4th, 2005 10:35 AM.

Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Monday, 4 July 2005 16:38 (twenty years ago)

If we're referring to one's old chap as "he" then yes, I tend to hold him while I pee.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), July 8th, 2005.

one's old chap!!

pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Friday, 8 July 2005 10:07 (twenty years ago)

"black-centric" !

jed_ (jed), Friday, 8 July 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)

"singing a black-centric song" !!!

jed_ (jed), Friday, 8 July 2005 10:22 (twenty years ago)

"black-sounding voices"

Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 8 July 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.ahundredmonkeys.com/random_marketing/images/napster.jpg

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:21 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...
People who chew gum with their mouths open are just about the ugliest people in the world, so maybe it's an aesthetic statement.
-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), July 26th, 2005 3:23 AM. (Mark C) (link)

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:41 (twenty years ago)

Yup, I used to do this. I'd also chew up a couple of pieces of gum and use the resulting paste as a sandwich spread between two intact pieces of gum.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 20th, 2005 10:57 AM.

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:43 (twenty years ago)

I think the grossest part is that he calls it "sandwich spread" as if his regurgitation was actually him creating some sort of new food product, different from a mixture of slobber and chewed up pringles.

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 1 August 2005 22:44 (twenty years ago)

some sort of new food product

MacElby's Puddin'©

ghetty green (eman), Monday, 1 August 2005 23:14 (twenty years ago)

Gargleby's "Sinister" Sandwich Spread

Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 1 August 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

©

ghetty green (eman), Monday, 1 August 2005 23:31 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v222/biondino/redtile.jpg

the pr00de abides (pr00de), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)

"...Barry Lasagne, I killed your baby..."

the pr00de abides (pr00de), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:42 (twenty years ago)

I dissed Barnes.

Super-8 Movie Shoot in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 02:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.acemusic.de/cover/P5020667343321_1.jpg

jw (ex machina), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 03:15 (twenty years ago)

http://www.aeroespacio.com.ar/544/site/fotos/17clasico/ApocalypseNow-B%20copy.gif

gear (gear), Tuesday, 25 October 2005 06:26 (twenty years ago)

Winter Accessories 2005-6

I desperately need to buy a new hat, a new scarf and new gloves for this winte, but I don't know what to get! Warmth is obviously u+k, but I also want to look STYYLIN'. I have bought myself a super-snappy, very classy black overcoat so it'd be good if they went well with that.
Just talk about winter clothes!

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), October 31st, 2005. (Mark C) (later)

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 01:56 (twenty years ago)

Remy, whatever pretentiosexual beliefs you hold, how has it become your place to tell other people what their sexuality is? I'd hazard a guess that you enjoy talking about it - or agonising over your own as-yet-unrevealed issues - more than doing it, if this thread is any evidence.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...) (webmail), Today 7:04 AM. (Mark C) (later) (link)

Remy (x Jeremy), Thursday, 3 November 2005 17:43 (twenty years ago)

pretentiosexual!

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 3 November 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

I have a new cause to push.

pretentiosexual rights activist (haitch), Friday, 4 November 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...
"The people who have the most sex = the people who have the most personal unhappiness" discuss.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 21st, 2005 10:07 AM.

gear (gear), Monday, 21 November 2005 08:28 (twenty years ago)

This is the ILX version of "nice car = small penis."

Mugur Simionov (dr g), Monday, 21 November 2005 08:35 (twenty years ago)

http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/5239/whoa0xo.gif

feminazi (feminazi), Monday, 21 November 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)

sub-wayne

GARGLEBY (dr g), Monday, 21 November 2005 09:43 (twenty years ago)

Bosko Balaban Stats For Season
Name Bosko Balaban
Team Aston Villa
Total Appearances 0
Starts 0
Substituted 0
Total Minutes Played 0
Avg Minutes Played Per Start 0
Goals 0
Avg Goal Mins When Starting 0.0
Avg Mins Played/Goal Scored 0
Goals Scored As Sub 0
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GARGLEBY (dr g), Monday, 21 November 2005 10:26 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
dork shit fuck dickwad face

-- just random words (boyincorduroy@yahoo.deletethisbit.com), February 7th, 2006.

weekly handle change (haitch), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

is he... ok?

weekly handle change (haitch), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

He was replying to a bunch of shithead obnoxious racist trolling, that I shitcanned. (I also deleted barry's comment, as it then seemed his comments were pointed at, I forget, Tracer, perhaps?)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

oh, haha! fair enough then.

(insert "he likes to chew up a racist troll and spread the paste etc" joke here)

weekly handle change (haitch), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

you're sullying his memory

RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 7 February 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

three months pass...
Wolverine is teh hottest! even with his rub hair

-- Mark C (elmarkc...), March 7th, 2006

^^^ markelby??

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 13:01 (nineteen years ago)

Different Mark C.

Dan (Threw Me At First, Too) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

regards, SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT MUTANTS

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://img40.photobucket.com/albums/v122/franktjmackey/hugh07.jpg

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Waht does that have to do with this?

Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

HUGE ACKMAN = WOLVERINE

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred, bub.

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

DUH WTF JIMMY. L-R, MARKELBY, WOLVERINE. WTF????????????

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

i used to snikt up a couple of sentinels and use the resulting wreckage as a sandwich spread between two intact sentinels

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

does that make you want to touch yourself?

Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

magneto carlin

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

my powers of mind manipulation aren't working Wolverine, because right now YOU'RE COMING ACROSS AS A SAD MISERABLE TOSSER

Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:12 (nineteen years ago)

i used to snikt up a couple of sentinels and use the resulting wreckage as a sandwich spread between two intact sentinels

I h8 myself for laughing at this

Unlimited Toothpicker (eman), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

don't deny the comics lurve, E-MANG

electro-acoustic lycanthrope (orion), Wednesday, 17 May 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.zefrank.com/sandwich/

JW (ex machina), Friday, 19 May 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I look damn good in that bra and panties set.

-- Crimea River (boyincorduro...), May 21st, 2006 3:45 PM.

gear (gear), Sunday, 21 May 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

eleven months pass...
D4G0

-- Mark C, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:28 PM (21 minutes ago)

And his fellow droid K1K3

-- Mark C, Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:29 PM (20 minutes ago)

and what, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

"The people who have the most sex = the people who have the most personal unhappiness" discuss.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), April 21st, 2005 10:07 AM.

^^^ Overlooked classic

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 19:29 (eighteen years ago)

[img][Removed Illegal Link]

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v76/selenster/stampy.gif

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Wednesday, 25 April 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

does that make you want to touch yourself?

still yoga flame comment for all time, this one.

haitch, Thursday, 26 April 2007 07:02 (eighteen years ago)

i love markelby

estela, Thursday, 26 April 2007 07:05 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

FLANGE SYRUP MIXED WITH POOS AND WEES FROM A FRESHLY VIRGINA GRAN?
-- GARU G, Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:09 (2 years ago) Link

Is this one trick pony part of the Scottish one-liner massiv?
-- Markelby (Mark C), Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:12 (2 years ago) Link

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Sunday, 8 July 2007 08:28 (eighteen years ago)

When eating gummy bears, do you ever take one and bite a part of it off, and take another one and bite the opposite part of it off, then stick them together to create a cruel Frankenstein gummy creature? Cause that's what I'm doing. This one has a white body and a red head, making him look almost Christmas-y.

-- kenan, Friday, July 20, 2007 3:41 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

jaymc, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

FLANGE SYRUP MIXED WITH POOS AND WEES FROM A FRESHLY VIRGINA GRAN?
-- GARU G, Saturday, 11 September 2004 21:09 (2 years ago) Link

never forget

and what, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:45 (eighteen years ago)

one trick pony?

RJG, Friday, 20 July 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

how is this not in the ile 'greatest' list.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 September 2007 10:56 (eighteen years ago)

the only appreciation thread that should have been nominated = the estela appreciation thread

, Thursday, 13 September 2007 11:56 (eighteen years ago)

i didn't know ^@^ had been around so long.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:47 (eighteen years ago)

do keep up

^@^, Thursday, 13 September 2007 12:49 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

LOL

Mark C, Friday, 9 November 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

Mark C, Internet Shill

I read the script and really enjoyed it. I reckon it'll be good. I suspect the grizzled fun-hating ILZingxors aren't the target audience.

-- Mark C, Monday, 10 December 2007 17:57 (4 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

I really, really like Moving Wallpaper (I've seen the final 3 eps). Apparently ep 1 takes a while to get going but it quickly improves.

But Simon, nice kneejerk condemnation of an actual innovative idea you don't understand ;)

-- Mark C, Tuesday, 8 January 2008 18:48 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 11:04 (eighteen years ago)

my powers of mind manipulation aren't working Wolverine, because right now YOU'RE COMING ACROSS AS A SAD MISERABLE TOSSER
-- Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 19:12 (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

lol

Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 9 January 2008 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

http://furniturefarm.co.uk/alisheep/mintsau4.jpg

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 21 January 2008 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

ni**a please, i'm not even near the same league of douchebag as ol' baldy head.

-- hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, March 30, 2005 12:00 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Why did you use asterisks? DID YOU NOT WANT TO GET CAUGHT?!?!?! OMG GOOGLE FOR NIGGA AND FIND JOREL

-- bro dudely (deangulberry), Wednesday, March 30, 2005 12:03 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Monday, 21 January 2008 22:13 (eighteen years ago)

haaa

s1ocki, Monday, 21 January 2008 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

the x-men joeks up thread killed me esp---

my powers of mind manipulation aren't working Wolverine, because right now YOU'RE COMING ACROSS AS A SAD MISERABLE TOSSER

-- Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, May 16, 2006 3:12 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 15:59 (seventeen years ago)

three months pass...

Woah Louis quit with the "Dom's a good dude really" shit. He's not, he's a malicious bitter cock on ILE most of the time and the whole Stockholm Syndrome crap really needs to just end.

Which reminds me - his thread about some poor dude politely asking him for advice is the lowest thing he's done for a while.

-- Mark C, Friday, 1 August 2008 12:23 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:11 (seventeen years ago)

Let go, Dom.

Pashmina, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:14 (seventeen years ago)

Who changed the title of the truth bomb thread?

David R., Friday, 1 August 2008 14:17 (seventeen years ago)

i used to snikt up a couple of sentinels and use the resulting wreckage as a sandwich spread between two intact sentinels

-- and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 17:40

am0n, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:33 (seventeen years ago)

haha this is my favorite non-star trek thread on noize

and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:35 (seventeen years ago)

nice, that bear is eating him!

-- cutty (mcutt), Monday, May 16, 2005 6:30 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

REGARDS,
SOMEONE WHO CARES ABOUT BEARS

-- caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, May 16, 2005 6:41 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

and what, Friday, 1 August 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

As such, the score should serve as an opportunity for self-reflection

Fuck you, Harvard.

― Mark C, Sunday, October 19, 2008 5:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

and what, Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:30 (seventeen years ago)

:)

someone who cares about bears (harbl), Sunday, 19 October 2008 21:49 (seventeen years ago)

Enjoy wallowing in your anger, ignorance and hatred. You waste. You little man.

ℵℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜℜ℘! (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 28 October 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

I'm not sure I could eat mini-cheddars in the pub if I knew pork scratchings were a viable alternative. Maybe make sandwiches of the latter with the former?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, May 31, 2005 11:25 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark

is there anything he won't turn into a sandwich

dugong.jpg (jabba hands), Saturday, 3 January 2009 02:01 (seventeen years ago)

one month passes...

Would saying "I find woollen hair, flat noses and big lips unattractive" be more or less racist than saying "I don't find black people attractive"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nro homo (and what), Monday, 2 March 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

:O

s1ocki, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:16 (sixteen years ago)

magneto carlin

an embarrassment of lols here

velko, Monday, 2 March 2009 05:25 (sixteen years ago)

chuck woollenry

cindy (goole), Monday, 2 March 2009 05:26 (sixteen years ago)

Soon ILE will be a sprawling virtual sink estate, populated only by the lowest dregs of society

KEEPIN THE DREAM ALIVE IN THE 09

Pull Out the Pingu (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 March 2009 08:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://991.com/gallery_180x180/FreiheitMunchener-Freihe-Keeping-The-Dream-218101-991.jpg

go back to ur game of Croquette ye posho's (stevie), Monday, 2 March 2009 10:07 (sixteen years ago)

Would saying "I find woollen hair, flat noses and big lips unattractive" be more or less racist than saying "I don't find black people attractive"?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, April 14, 2004 10:10 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^^ we should all go out this weekend and find out

Judd Nelson (special guest stars mark bronson), Monday, 2 March 2009 10:08 (sixteen years ago)


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