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I just found out some douchebag puked on my records last night at my roommate's party (i was not home.) there are probably about a dozen of them that are ruined. wtf!!!!

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), March 5th, 2005 3:45 PM. (orion)

sell them on eBay as 'limited edition'
-- roger adultery (vlad62...), March 5th, 2005 3:49 PM. (roger adultery)

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 June 2001 03:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four years pass...

hey theresa....

wanna see my ant farm?

http://images.gubbish.org/antworks.gif

― no tech! (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:31 (twenty years ago)

jonathan do you have ants in your pants?

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:50 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, but then he'll invariably profane this thread by invoking the ridiculous pabulum that is G**d Ch*****te, and I'll have to get all upset and spray violent invective all over the place like some demonic lawn-sprinkler of vituperation, and that's just going to ruin my otherwise sunny mood.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), April 26th, 2003.

Irrefutably MOOT pabulum.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 18th, 2003.

Hello Marco. Shun the pabulum. Honor the Fire.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 22nd, 2004.

It's crap. More meaningless pabulum. Raise your standards.

-- alex in nyc (vassife...), September 7th, 2001.

DUNG-SCENTED PABULUM MANUFACTURED BY EVIL REPLICANTS!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 10th, 2004.

JON WILLIAMS = FIRE-DISHONORING, PABULUM ADDICTED CHEESE MONKEY

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), March 19th, 2003.

"No. That's why I don't listen to the Dead Kennedys. Duh... "

No, but you condone indefensible pabulum like Blind 182?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 25th,

2002.Seriously....what a great goddamn song, even if everything else she did was a rancid dollop of pabulum.

Agreed?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), February 18th, 2004.

Whitesnake, lets remember, started off as a heavier beast than the sports-car humpin' pabulum they became

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 7th, 2005.

Why do you always opt for the neutered, happy, shiny, user-friendly, G-rated pabulum instead of the definite article?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 9th, 2004.

Vitamin C - I Know What Boys Like

Skip that sickly soma-tinged pabulum and go for the original by the Waitresses.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), March 14th, 2005.

Not enough of the pabulum-gorged Destiny's Child fans know what it means to honor the fucking fire!

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), April 25th, 2002.

Hi Dean....welcome (if I may speak for the rest of the pabulum-addicted rabble for just this once).

I was a massive fan of The Wedding Present. Shame about Cinerama, though.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 6th, 2004.

I think I'm actually older than Chuck. Or at least equal in age. But so what if we're old.....SO ARE THESE ALBUMS, so we have more right to talk about them than you pabulum-obsessed upstarts. Now, where'd I put that arthritis medicine?

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), October 22nd, 2004.

All you little revisionists can lie to yourselves that Poison re-invented the wheel with their fourth-rate hairfarmer pabulum for all I care --- just don't sully the Ramones' good name in doing so.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), September 11th, 2003.

that should've been "palpable," not palpablem, which seems like an an interesting hybrid of "palpable" and "pabulum"...two of my very favorite words.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), August 3rd, 2003.

Well, as far as I'm concerned, everything Beyonce does is shit, so I don't care. But the travesty of Aerosmith -- a once respectable band -- whoring themselves out for the Superbowl and sharing a stage with pabulum-merchants like Brittney?......too much to bear.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 26th, 2003.

Incidentally, this has *NOTHING TO DO* with the music inside said cover either. I'm merely talking about cover ART. The music can be unlistenable pabulum as far as I'm concerned. I just want to see what some of your favorite covers look like.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 14th, 2002.

Sting broke up the Police as he was tired of being confined by the format of a three-piece rock group, only to launch a solo career notable for its tireless adherence to edgeless, yawnsome and utterly unadventruous pabulum. Suck on that.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), August 8th, 2004.

Well, if you're in the mood to buy import prices, you're just in time for the newly released EMI compilation, Killing Joke for Beginners. More info here:

Tired of smearing pabulum on your ears? Have faith....salvation is here:

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), August 11th, 2004.

judge him as what exactly alex? a championer of pabulum?

Oh, I didn't go off on a tirade about him or anything. I think it was he, however, that wrote the Voice review of the new Killing Joke album in the form of a diary entry or an e-mail or something schlocky like that (summarily inspiring me to assume that he's a hack or an idiot or some such).

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), December 9th, 2003.

"stratify a genre that was all about doing whatever the fuck you wanted to do."

Fair point, Dan, but Avril remains a slickly marketed, crassly prefabricated dollop of pabulum to be force-fed to a gullibe nation of zombified TRL heads, not some free spirited, system-bucking maverick as she's portrayed.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), February 24th, 2003.

I can't find her e-mail address, so apparently no discussion will ensue. I was merely going to inform, nay EXHORT AT her that she shames and sullies Killing Joke by invoking their good name in a list that also includes pabulum like Carey, Cyndi Lauper and -- good god -- Bif Naked and Savage Garden.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), March 31st, 2003.

Taste is all relative, and like the individual who posted above me said, I don't always agree with the tastes represented on ILM, but I generally tend to respect their ability to string coherent thoughts together (which makes me want to consider giving the bands they espouse a fair shake.) But, still, how can anyone serioulsy defend irrefutable pabulum like Destiny's Child? It boggles the mind.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), January 30th, 2002.

Because people are fucking sheep with appallingly low goddamn standards, that's why. Actually, I just think that some people don't take music as seriously as others, and are more than happy to stuff their ears with tasteless PABULUM (there, I said it -- you knew it was coming anyway) than bother to seek out the definite article. Personally, I'd rather jab myself in the ear repeatedly with a rusty fork than subject myself to the yawnsome product of, say, Creed, but y'know.....that's me.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), April 21st, 2002.

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

HOW MANY TIMEZ HE SAY 'DOLLOP?'

― Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:03 (twenty years ago)

http://www.myjokemail.com/content/modules/KidDrawings/drawings/Drawing_3.jpg

― Hurting (Hurting), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:07 (twenty years ago)

"Pabulum" is one of those words that I think I looked up in the dictionary back in 1987 or so when I probably read some writer in Spin magazine use it or something ... and then never ever used it again...

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:14 (twenty years ago)

Didn't Alex write for Spin? if not, he SHOULD have.

― I'd still rather be in Tokyo (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)

I like Alex in NYC!

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:25 (twenty years ago)

HOW MANY TIMEZ HE SAY 'DOLLOP?'

A search brings up 28, but surely there have to be more. Among the highlights:

Comparing Hole to Blondie is like comparing a dollop of tepid warthog dung to a Faberge Egg.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), May 10th, 2004.

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 04:35 (twenty years ago)

alex in nyc is great and so is the word pabulum! and the word tepid!

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:32 (twenty years ago)

this:

JON WILLIAMS = FIRE-DISHONORING, PABULUM ADDICTED CHEESE MONKEY

... is excellent.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)

does this guy have, like, one-word tourette's?

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:22 (twenty years ago)

no, but like 90% of ilxors, he does have a schtick. at least its a funny one.

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:24 (twenty years ago)

what are some ilxor schticks?

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:26 (twenty years ago)

ned r4ggett, generally.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 13:31 (twenty years ago)

what's my schtick?

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:08 (twenty years ago)

im staying out of this!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

azn hoochies wanna gookup!

now that is good roffles.

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:11 (twenty years ago)

My schtick:

Dan, if Jon did not act the way that he has and does, he wouldn't attract half any of the abuse that he does.

And that's the last I shall speak of it because I'm not feeding his self-induced martyr complex any further.

-- MIS Information (masonicboo...) (webmail), July 13th, 2005 9:16 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:32 (twenty years ago)

MARTYR ROBBINS

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

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I saw Wooden Wand and The Vanishing Voice last weekend and they were total jerks. They played at this small venue with a couple other bands, one of which was from the town where they were playing. They were really rude during their performance and threw stuff at the band, plus yelling out rude comments like "Play quieter so we can talk over your performance". Then when they were confronted for their behavior they said "Do you know who we are?", like they were better than the average human being for being signed onto Kill Rock Stars. I had never seen anything so immature and embarrassing in my life. They have a big fat ego and probably psychological problems. Plus, their music isn't very impressive. Skip this album and look for some good indie rock that's worth your money.

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― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 15:38 (twenty years ago)

what are some ilxor schticks?

-- Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (speed.to.roam@gmail.com), July 13th, 2005.

this is mine, apparently!

Latebloomer: OTM

― latebloomer: the Clonus Horror (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:26 (twenty years ago)

how is "Zan" these days?

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:28 (twenty years ago)

dude, i have not heard from him since all that shit went down. for all i know hes wandering the northern californian countryside mumbling zappa lyrics and picking fights with beavers.

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

i don't know why i said 'beavers' but probably because i've no idea what northern california's wildlife consists of.

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

Whales.

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:52 (twenty years ago)

in his neck of the woods?

marijuana fields
meth labs
acid casualties from the 70s

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

Deer.

Rats.

Cults.

Spas.

Vineyards.

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

actually andy from ILX is from the same neck of the woods as @@r0nZ.

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

i guess he's right at home then.

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

aaron i mean!

― latebloomer: occasionally OTM (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

Dear Aja,.....
I casually looked for it today -- but only with the intention of reading it in the store. I found several issues of Kerrang, but none seemed to have it in it. After a while, I got bored with looking.

Alex in NYC

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), July 8th, 2005.

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Dear Alex,
I already told you who would be on the cover to SAVE you time. I'd like it if you'd actually take what I said into consideration and use it to your benefit.

Thanks.

Aja

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), July 8th, 2005.

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Dear Alex,
Don't get snippy with me, young lady. For a start, I did taken into consideration what you'd said. I also took into consideration the very real possibility that you were mistaken. Thus, i looked at issues that did not feature the act you'd cited.

Alex in NYC

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...), July 8th, 2005.

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OMG!! ALEX IS A YOUNG LADY!!!!!!
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), July 8th, 2005.

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:56 (twenty years ago)

there are a lot of squatters too. i strongly recommend reading tom hawkins "the letters of wanda tinasky" or thomas pynchon's "vineland" for a view of the area from the 90s and the 80s (respectively).

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

haha heart Alex y Aja

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

I think I will read Vineland.

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:02 (twenty years ago)

i wonder if that was the slip-up that proves alex in nyc is actually aja

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

My schtick:
Dan, if Jon did not act the way that he has and does, he wouldn't attract half any of the abuse that he does.
And that's the last I shall speak of it because I'm not feeding his self-induced martyr complex any further.
-- MIS Information (masonicboo...) (webmail), July 13th, 2005 9:16 AM. (kate) (later) (link)

-- Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (yo...), July 13th, 2005 11:32 AM. (later)

I can't believe that they locked both the original thread AND its mod. request thread. That's sad. That has to be a first.

However, Gear's final posts on the orig. thread were perfect.

― MindInRewind (Barry Bruner), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:16 (twenty years ago)

read Vineland mr adam!

― milton parker (Jon L), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:17 (twenty years ago)

i'm beginning to wonder if alfred and bill's schtick is "we don't ever listen to good music!"

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:25 (twenty years ago)

those dudes i'm sure have some boredoms mixed in with their amy grant and mb20, but still.

― Gear! (Ill Cajun Gunsmith) (Gear!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

Gygax likes cricket

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

I'd start pointing out schtick, but it'd be all "So-and-so wears small shoes even though they got big feet."

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:06 (twenty years ago)

maybe 'schtick' was the wrong word. surely we are all in character though?

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:16 (twenty years ago)

No, eating burritos is something I definitely do in real life.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

EATING BURRITOS = NOIZE DOOD SCHTICK OVERALL

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:31 (twenty years ago)

Are there Chipotles and Qdobas in NYC?

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:38 (twenty years ago)

there are Chipotles...they are kinda new to here. i've never been tho.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:44 (twenty years ago)

BURRITOVILLE

― cousin larry bundgee: the next generation, season two (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:46 (twenty years ago)

Chipotle is owned by McDonalds.

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:48 (twenty years ago)

Which is why they can afford to give away free burritos.

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

To: gygax0r@yoohoo.corn
Subject: Regarding your comment about hasids using a sheet.....
From: "SBrechers"

Hi!! You have absolutly no idea what your'e talking about when you say
that they use a sheet. It's absolutly not true!! I don't know who you
heard it from, but I know firsthand IT IS NOT TRUE!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)

he's right, they use a board

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

r'offle

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 840 for hasidic glory hole. (0.24 seconds)

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 23:18 (twenty years ago)

dean how many logins do you have?!

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 23:28 (twenty years ago)

hstencil's too cool for school. oh, wait, his idea of fun is playing other people's music on a record and calling himself a 'dj.' odd fellow.

-- Yodelin Andy (yodeli...), July 14th, 2005.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 14 July 2005 00:10 (twenty years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-1011-1121301674.gif

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

OMG

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

http://www.werecactus.com/tednugentfunkhouse2.jpg

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:31 (twenty years ago)

gygax heed the words of SBrechers

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:10 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v201/sevenxviii/nwa.jpg

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 04:12 (twenty years ago)

rofl

― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 14 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Can the laptop IDM set please leave the noise to the "bored with hardcore" people and get back to making us dance?

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 14 July 2005 13:42 (twenty years ago)

WHY THE ICECREAM PUT THE STABILISER THAT CAN BE FORMING THE TEXTURE , AND THE VANILLA FLAVOUR IS IT COMING FROM PINE TREE SKIN , PLEASE ANSWER THEM . THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION ! WINSTON LEUNG
-- LEUNG MAN KIT WINSTON (winstonleung32...), November 26th, 2001 8:00 PM.

― Ian John50n (orion), Thursday, 14 July 2005 13:45 (twenty years ago)

http://home.comcast.net/~w34payton/artest_dave_eddie.jpg

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

http://tinypic.com/6ydq85.jpg

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:44 (twenty years ago)

male camel toe!

eddie looks like young ozzy in the first pic

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Thursday, 14 July 2005 18:48 (twenty years ago)

his tight pants are so unprofessional.

― sugarpants: like throwing gold at platinum. (sugarpants), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Oh to clarify something from up the thread - I mean that I'd like to see them perform most of or all of Black Forest because I love pretty much every song on that record. I don't listen to the earlier records as much, and can't find the singles.
Jack Cole totally mis-read me!

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...) (webmail), July 14th, 2005 1:05 PM. (inca) (later) (link)

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:32 (twenty years ago)

Perpetua ly a dick.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:37 (twenty years ago)

i actually did misread him i thought he was complaining that they played half of their new album, not that they should have just played their third. HE IS MENTAL BECAUSE EVEN IF YOU LIKE THE THIRD BEST, THE OTHER TWO ARE STILL GREAT.

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Thursday, 14 July 2005 19:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/a/ae/Ibiza.jpg

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 20:43 (twenty years ago)

hahaha

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:05 (twenty years ago)

OMG

― 30 Bangin' Tunes That You've Already Got -- IN A DIFFERENT ORDER! (Barry Bruner), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:15 (twenty years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0919637264.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.squareamerica.com/images/sq63.jpg

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 14 July 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.boingboing.net/images/ebayaddict.jpg

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 22:33 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v341/thecrambler/misc/mike14.gif

― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 14 July 2005 22:59 (twenty years ago)

(a nintendork creation!)

― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Thursday, 14 July 2005 23:00 (twenty years ago)

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― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

401. after starting a thread, a fan (of music that she read about) started to suffer from fuckin' asshole-itis and poor imagination. gee-whiz, what happened next? well i'm sure she got a job with allmusic.com and pitchfork wrote an email asking for a review of MIA's new single or perhaps some "alternative hip-hop". and it was fuckin delightful. next thing you know momus gave her a fuckin meat-curtain-job [because her mom was asian] and then the rest was history when drag city called to ask her for a one off EP of willie nelson covers on thumb piano. her project was called "don't stand to clap when you have the clap because the dude from smog has the clap and i bought a peaches cd many years ago before i traded it for an acoustic guitar and a slight tiny tim influence [aka. will oldham knows my sisters roommate and they fucked her at a party in chicago about 2 1/2 years ago]. boy, was it fuckin delightful!

-- tad (tadjackso...), July 14th, 2005.

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:27 (twenty years ago)

wow, i love devandra banheart! wow, he's so fuckin great! wow! what songs! woooooooowwwwwwwwwww! has anyone ever written songs like THAT? wowza! holy wowza! geeze and i can't believe it. pfffft, can you imagine someone writing *those* songs? heh, HARDLY. gee fucking whiz!

-- tad (tadjackso...), July 14th, 2005 4:46 AM.

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:30 (twenty years ago)

the "lol" threads are one of the worst things about ILE.

― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:34 (twenty years ago)

i rarely lol at what is apparently lol'ed at.

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:38 (twenty years ago)

why are they called "excelsior" ? that word seems very raggett-y

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 15 July 2005 00:39 (twenty years ago)

excelsior is latin for "ever upward" and irl i've only seen it used once, by a fatty theater student who responded to a speech by crying out, "excelsior!" with his fist raised high

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:19 (twenty years ago)

http://www.crwflags.com/art/states/ny.gif

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

the "lol" threads are one of the worst things about ILE.

TS: Excelsior vs. This is thread where I say: vs. Mongrel/Sheepfuxor

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:29 (twenty years ago)

Q: I'm an avid fan of performing oral sex on females, particularly my girlfriend. However lately, since she's changed her diet, she tastes a little... different. And it's not a good different. I want to be there to please my lady, but it's become almost unbearable lately due to the taste. I don't know if I should tell her or just refuse to go down on her or what?

A: And I suppose your penis tastes like sweet, sweet candy? No, it tastes like sweaty balls, you dick. Suck it up and lick that pussy, eat her out as if it's the best meal you've ever had.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 15 July 2005 01:42 (twenty years ago)

the "lol" threads are one of the worst things about ILE.

TS: Excelsior vs. This is thread where I say: vs. Mongrel/Sheepfuxor

-- Ô¿Ô (masses7...), July 15th, 2005.

I've come to think of these as "the other ILX"

― Hurting (Hurting), Friday, 15 July 2005 02:12 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0714051dui1.jpg

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 15 July 2005 02:31 (twenty years ago)

(JULY 14--Since you usually can't anticipate an arrest for drunk driving, a motorist does not have the luxury of planning a wardrobe for the mug shot session. Floridian Jon Matteson, who last month pleaded no contest to a DUI count, knows all about that predicament. The 28-year-old was wearing a rather distinctive t-shirt when he posed for the below Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office mug shot following his December 2004 DUI arrest. We're sure Matteson was more appropriately attired in Circuit Court on June 1, when he was sentenced to a year's probation, fined $775, and ordered to perform 50 hours of community service. (1 page))

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 15 July 2005 02:32 (twenty years ago)

we have a midget at work now and this annoying kid keeps saying she looks like ann coulter! ANN COULTER MIDGET OMG!

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 15 July 2005 02:38 (twenty years ago)

astrionics (astrionics) replied to another comment somebody left in your
LiveJournal post. The comment they replied to was:

Their reply was:

yo yo girl. listen. we ain't gotta play. add me. i added you. so so def.
won't you be mine?

go listen to some XTC, get back to me, we've played so many games.

Options:

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:00 (twenty years ago)

http://www.startreklives.de/cultures/images/crystalline.jpg
-- Kim (grimstitc...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 11:30 PM. (Kim) (later) (link)

http://www.velvet-moon.com/images/topic/20040921momus.gif
-- oops (don'temailmenicelad...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 11:30 PM. (Oops) (later) (link)

http://www.imagemagician.com/images/grimstitch/crystallinexcopy.jpg
-- Kim (grimstitc...) (webmail), July 15th, 2005 11:43 PM. (Kim) (later) (link)

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:27 (twenty years ago)

timmy, from Conn writes:
Does this Faoth based initiative include churches on the moon or Mars?

Jim Towey
Good question, Timmy. I don't know if the space-based initiative will have a faith-based initiative component!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 15 July 2005 03:29 (twenty years ago)

http://funny.ansme.com/politics/bush/build.html

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Friday, 15 July 2005 04:44 (twenty years ago)

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/last_marine.jpg

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Friday, 15 July 2005 05:00 (twenty years ago)

http://sonicfloor.astropolis.org/video/blog41.ram

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:11 (twenty years ago)

mysteries abound

― Tigerstyle Shamanic Vision Quester (sexyDancer), Friday, 15 July 2005 18:22 (twenty years ago)

What in god's name is deerhoof doing in this dungheap?
-- carbon (identitymachine...), July 14th, 2005 11:26 AM. (carbon) (later)

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?
Deerhoof seems to fit the general aesthetic of the fest, to me, at least.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), July 14th, 2005 11:30 AM. (jaymc) (later)

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Maybe in the sense that John Coltrane could fit into a bill with Kenny G.
-- carbon (identitymachine...), July 14th, 2005 11:36 AM. (carbon) (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 16 July 2005 00:14 (twenty years ago)

There were drunk HP fans giving money to some dude playing tuneless Operation Ivy acoustic guitar covers on the street today outside the Brown bookstore!

-- Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (yo...), July 16th, 2005.

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 July 2005 13:47 (twenty years ago)

You forgot the part about the hats.

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

While wearing conical hats

ihttp://www.bolinat.com/unique/products/reg/2337.jpg

-- Laura H. (elemenopa...), July 16th, 2005.

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Saturday, 16 July 2005 14:12 (twenty years ago)

If I ever catch you Shakey, I'm going to beat you with a baseball bat until you spit teeth then I'm going to repeatedly run you over with a RV, you little bastard.
-- Mike Stuchbery (michael.stuchber...) (webmail), July 16th, 2005 5:23 PM. (Mike Stuchbery) (link)

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Saturday, 16 July 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

http://www.livejournal.com/community/roch_ny/192234.html?nc=12
http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1452/pets4sn.jpg

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

big and fat with nipples the size of my fist

-- posadist (posadis...), July 18th, 2005 6:51 PM.

hpw big's yr fist?

-- MarkH (mark_e_heste...), July 18th, 2005 6:52 PM. (MarkH)

the size of a big fat girl's nipple

-- posadist (posadis...), July 18th, 2005 6:53 PM.

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:25 (twenty years ago)

http://www.werecactus.com/republicanism.jpg

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 18 July 2005 23:58 (twenty years ago)

what is funny? terrorism trails?

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

haha you're all fools.
Records I just bought:

1) The Doors - Strange Days
2) Joe Jackson - Look Sharp!
3) Peter Gabriel (the face melty one with "Games Without Frontiers")
4) Robert Fripp - Network
5) Lee Konitz Quartet - Jazz a Juan
6) Lee Konitz and Hal Galper - Windows

I may or may not like these records (frankly, Jim Morrison is starting to bug me already, and I can't remember what I was thinking when I bought this crap), but I AM NOT SITTING IN THE SUN TODAY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

No, you're right. I should save the laughter for when they all pass out and go to the emergency room. Only then is it classy to gloat.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), July 17th, 2005 3:26 PM. (kenan)

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shut up
-- 3 (3!...), July 17th, 2005 3:29 PM.

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Yeah, ok, "People Are Strange" is pretty awesome.
-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), July 17th, 2005 3:32 PM. (kenan)

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no for real
-- 3 (...), July 17th, 2005 3:33 PM.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:46 (twenty years ago)

ps OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!! is the most rofflectable username EVER

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

oh, dee. you're so full of shit. ;)

-- huell howser (chaki.tim...), July 19th, 2005.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:23 (twenty years ago)

Please delete the series of forged posts by this person:

pssst! Carbon! I slept with David Bowie!
-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), July 18th, 2005 4:04 AM

-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...) (webmail), July 19th, 2005. (dr g)

On this thread: This is the thread where we post about how much we HATE Orbit.

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...) (webmail), July 19th, 2005 10:12 PM. (Orbit) (tracklink) (link)

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 15:24 (twenty years ago)

CHAKI OTM

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 17:24 (twenty years ago)

ilm'er Jess referred to the 303's "MIDI bleep" in his pitchfork review of the soul jazz Acid comp. What he meant to say was "MIDI data sent to a 909 using the 909 DCB sync out bleep"
Or I think the MSQ-70 sequencer has both MIDI and DCB?

-- Dan Selzer (danselze...), July 19th, 2005 2:39 PM. (Dan Selzer) (later)

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vomit
-- Crunk with Christ (hanginonthetel...), July 19th, 2005 3:36 PM. (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 19:01 (twenty years ago)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

11.00 The Larry Sanders Show - the episode with Hank telling the Wu-Tang Clan that 'Shame On A Nigga' is his favourite.

-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), March 20th, 2003.

The Wu-Tang Clan on Larry Sanders. Hank tells them that his favourite is "Shame On A Nigger". A classic TV moment.

-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), June 29th, 2002.

Hank Kingsley to the Wu-Tang Clan: "My favourite is 'Shame On A Nigga'". Is Hank part of the great reclamation project?

-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), October 14th, 2002.

Hank Kingsley tells the Wu-Tang Clan his favourite song is "Shame On A Nigga".

-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), April 14th, 2003.

You missed Shame On A Nigga, Jess! It was probably my favourite track anyway, but it was confirmed there after the magnificent moment in the Larry Sanders show when Hank met the Wu.

-- Martin Skidmore (martin.skidmore...), September 28th, 2002.

-- 3 (...), July 19th, 2005 3:33 PM. (later)

Unread Messages

how did you know that?

-- s1ocki (slytus...), July 19th, 2005 3:37 PM. (slutsky) (later)

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 19:49 (twenty years ago)

The Orbit thing has been entertaining me all day.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 20:03 (twenty years ago)

Please delete forged posts

the mod board is really funny

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

don't call her dudebro

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), July 20th, 2005.

i'm definitely not teaching her to be gay!

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), July 20th, 2005.

yes, never teach anyone to be gay

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), July 20th, 2005.

only gay people can teach other people to be gay, i think. they have some sort of "agenda," i hear.

-- hstencil (hstenc!...), July 20th, 2005.

Caitlin, did I teach you to be gay?

-- OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BLACKOP...), July 20th, 2005.

yes, i learned from the master

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), July 20th, 2005.

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

am i allowed to post something i wrote?

from http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=5853083

quote from an unknown ILXor to myself: ILM is just a bunch of fat white music critics talking shit to a bunch of fat white music critics

-- The Amazing Jaxon! (jaso...), July 20th, 2005 11:16 PM. (jaxon)

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 05:18 (twenty years ago)

FRANKOLOGICAL SPECIES

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:06 (twenty years ago)

ILX IS NOT A MAGICAL TEA PARTY WITH YOUR FUCKING STUFFED ANIMALS.
THIS:
http://www.sys2064.com/pic/xdragon/bddude01.jpg

NOT THIS:
http://www.wonderland.co.uk/alicegizmo/images/Tea%20Party%20Post%20Card.jpg
-- OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BLACKOP...), July 20th, 2005 2:46 AM. (ex machina))

Thank you for making that thread awesome Jon. I can go to sleep roffling now.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 06:46 (twenty years ago)

jesus fucking christ can we ban all "pitchfork is eeeeeeeeeevil" threads in the future please? They put on a festival. They liked the festival. They wrote about how much/why they liked the festival. HEAVENS NO! THIS IS A GREAT INSULT TO THE PROUD AND HONORABLE TRADITION OF MUSIC JOURNALISM!
Fine, anytime the 'fork covers itself in the future all writers, editors, and webdesigners associated with the piece should be forced to ritualistically consumer bottles of Romilar first - does that sound like an acceptable solution?

-- Zack Richardson (teenagequie...) (webmail), July 20th, 2005 1:46 PM. (teenagequiet) (link)

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relax, we are already into the joke portion of this thread.
-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), July 20th, 2005 1:48 PM. (mcutt) (link)

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:51 (twenty years ago)

God, go get bent you dumbshit corny indie fucks. This band sucks and you're all going to become Barnes and Noble managers.

-- OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BLACKOP...), July 18th, 2005.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:16 (twenty years ago)

haha what thread is that from?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:18 (twenty years ago)

Broken Social Scene thread.

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:24 (twenty years ago)

5(c) By posting Content on any public area of MySpace.com, you automatically grant as well as represent and warrant that you have the right to grant to MySpace.com, an irrevocable, perpetual, non-exclusive, fully paid, worldwide license to use, copy, perform, display, and distribute such information and content to MySpace.com and that MySpace.com has the right to prepare derivative works of, or incorporate into other works, such information and content, and to grant and authorize sublicenses of the foregoing...

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:40 (twenty years ago)

those crazy myspace lawyers

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:23 (twenty years ago)

rupert murdoch has a brain the size of a planet. a confused teenagers brain but still

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

all these thanks to FINESTDROPS:

http://www.lecherousjester.com/finestdrops/deathwaltz.jpg
http://www.lecherousjester.com/finestdrops/rez-tpr1.jpg

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:40 (twenty years ago)

jon you are journalstalking brian now?

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:41 (twenty years ago)

I added him!

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:46 (twenty years ago)

the second pictures is funnier if you ad the part about trent reznor.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 21 July 2005 02:56 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dobi.nu/myspacesoldout/splash.gif

― A. BORRELLI (A. BORRELLI), Thursday, 21 July 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)

holy shit that sheet music gives me the fear, it's totally unnatural

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 05:19 (twenty years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v200/chakisaki/motleyile4.jpg

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 07:04 (twenty years ago)

"remove cattle from stage"!

"TRENT! COME ON DOWN!"

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 July 2005 12:11 (twenty years ago)

I used to have a hard copy of that sheet music! It's wonderful.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 21 July 2005 12:14 (twenty years ago)

here was the original finestdrops caption:

Long long ago, praytomaaco and I concluded that there must be embarassing pictures of Trent Reznor and Marilyn Manson wearing baseball caps and jeans, watching football on a couch or something, but were kept from the public's eyes for obvious reasons.

Well, this comes close.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 21 July 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

the initial post here is pretty unintentionally funny:

hollaback girl

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:20 (twenty years ago)

he sounds like something you'd find on the engrish website half the time.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

http://www.funfreepages.com/flash/this_shit_is_bananas.php

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

HI ALLY

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:29 (twenty years ago)

HI CUTTY!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:32 (twenty years ago)

he sounds like something you'd find on the engrish website half the time.
-- Allyzay knows a little German (allyza...), July 21st, 2005 10:26 AM. (allyzay)

well at least an Engrish site would not have used the word "hurkaki"...

http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient&ie=UTF-8&rls=RNWE,RNWE:2005-21,RNWE:en&q=hurkaki

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:33 (twenty years ago)

ned sort of looks like he happened upon some folks taking a photo and just sort of wandered in a struck a really awkward pose. i imagine a million vacation photos with ned striking that pose in the background.

also orbit in being 40 year old woman shocker.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

OH MY GOD WHAT IS GOING ON ON THAT FLASH SITE

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

anthony probably is just a mediocre typist but his really bad spelling feels like an affectation sometimes

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:34 (twenty years ago)

i remember that photo, yo. exhibit a in my dodginess re: socal faps

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:20 (twenty years ago)

which really has nothing to do with anything other than "the orb"

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:22 (twenty years ago)

who's the dude in red and the girl on the right?

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:34 (twenty years ago)

vik and lolita?

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:35 (twenty years ago)

true fact: ned has slept with all the people in that photo!

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:41 (twenty years ago)

there appears to be a ghostly, skeletal hand caressing orbit's stomach

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:44 (twenty years ago)

you don't get that much tail without some speedy-ass hands.

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:45 (twenty years ago)

(haha i think that's not orbit)

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:46 (twenty years ago)

I could write a contract that would make your dick shrivel, make a dinner that makes your mouth water, and jump hoops around all the lame supermodels you jack off to.

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), August 15th, 2003.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:48 (twenty years ago)

oh!

i was going to say, "wow, those were happier days for the socal'ers, before chaki/orbit hated each other"

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

orbit is fat attorney?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

T/S

lame supermodels vs. orbit

― Gear! (Gear!), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:53 (twenty years ago)

WHICH OF THEM WOULD GARU G DO?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:54 (twenty years ago)

fat girls jumping through hoops?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

dick moves

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

its reached the point of roffles for me at this point.

-- huell howser (chaki.tim...), July 20th, 2005.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

CODE RED

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

who is that if not orbit?

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

Is it Lolita Corpus? Or is she the girl next to Ned?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

http://www.sexworkersartshow.com/bio_chelsea.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 18:18 (twenty years ago)

fat girls jumping through hoops?

around supermodels even! like i guess there are hoops set up in a circle around a bunch of models who are huddled in the center, and orbit is running around jumping through these hoops?

i'm more interested in the dick-shriveling properties of her contracts though. is that supposed to be a good thing?

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 21 July 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

i have yet to read a contract that makes my dick shrivel. usually, i get boners.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 21 July 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

MONEY BONERS

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 18:58 (twenty years ago)

me, 25yo gentleman,,, tall [boyish good looks]] writing comedy,, u, mature [roundish],,women ,writing contracts [shriveling my dick,,,,

― sleep (sleep), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:04 (twenty years ago)

As part of the Los Gatos High School diversity task force, a group of students gave a presentation to the faculty members about body image and eating disorders. The group presented alarming local data about body images, with percentages of dissatisfaction with body image higher in some cases than national figures. The group surveyed English classes to find that 40 percent of female students wished they looked different, and 28 percent of females thought they were too fat. Only 5 percent—or 27 female students—liked the way they looked. Pressures were induced by the media and the opposite sex and were also self-perpetuated.

"For the people who have good bodies, they want to show it off," says Los Gatos senior Chelsea Starr. "But for people who don't fit that mold, they think that's what you're supposed to look like."

Chelsea says some teachers were surprised by the results, but many knew body image was a problem. While the statistics weren't as striking for males, the "reality check" demonstrated the significance of the issue and the need to promote healthy body images at school.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

I don't think she was the only ILXer that went to Los Gatos high...

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:09 (twenty years ago)

I don't think any ILXors went to Los Gatos High.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

fat girls jumping through hoops?
-- cutty (holle...), July 21st, 2005 6:57 PM. (link)

that's some aleister crowley shit i think

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 19:41 (twenty years ago)

the initial post here is pretty unintentionally funny:
hollaback girl

-- gygax! (gygax0...) (webmail), July 21st, 2005. (tracklink)

Yeah, I keep wondering when he's going to finish that intro to critical theory course. By the looks of things he's been in it for the past five years.

― pwner of a lonely heart (pr00de), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:25 (twenty years ago)

ouch

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Thursday, 21 July 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

That IS Orbit in the pic.

― Mendoza Lineman (Carey), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:16 (twenty years ago)

double ouch

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Thursday, 21 July 2005 23:57 (twenty years ago)

I don't think any ILXors went to Los Gatos High.

What makes you say that?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:00 (twenty years ago)

I don't know any.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

I mean, that's not really her, you know.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:01 (twenty years ago)

Oh well, I'm willing to bet that Leee COULD have gone to Los Gatos high, being that he is from Los Gatos n' all.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:02 (twenty years ago)

jeez, you really do know things about people.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:05 (twenty years ago)

He's the nu-AaronHz.

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

Yeah, excuse me for knowing things about people I consider friends!

― SOMEONE WHO CARE ABOUT PEOPLE (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:19 (twenty years ago)

You sell handicrafts on Telegraph, right?

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:23 (twenty years ago)

Don't you work in America's largest tupperware store?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

I do. Would you like to invite some friends over and have me show the full line? You'll love what we've created for Fall.

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

Will I? How totally scrumptious.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:26 (twenty years ago)

Leftovers never looked better.

― jack cole, soon to be replaced by an optical scanner (jackcole), Friday, 22 July 2005 00:28 (twenty years ago)

i think i look good in that pic. also it proves that ive been close to spencer chow.

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:09 (twenty years ago)

so wait IS that orbit?

― Gear! (Gear!), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

yes. it is.

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 22 July 2005 01:24 (twenty years ago)

oh, and: it's opposite day. maybe.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 02:48 (twenty years ago)

UGH I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF PLEASE STOP IT PLEASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― Vichitravirya XI (Vichitravirya XI), Friday, 22 July 2005 04:19 (twenty years ago)

Pat Yourself On The Back Every Time You Manage To Not Mind Something

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:11 (twenty years ago)

the thing is, something happened that night that i didn't learn about until a few weeks later, which managed to make it one of the worst ever, and something difficult to look back on. like most of 2003, heh. i was much more depressed than what i even look like there (i only went out of curiosity of momus)....i wish i had a site to put crazy chaki pictures up on so i could post them in revenge, but theyre all in my fone or something and besides he is always photogenic to varying degreez

oh and just fyi - orbit looks pretty different now, or did last time i saw her

she either got a different style of haircut or extensions... other "things" are "the same"

― Vichitravirya XI (Vichitravirya XI), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:47 (twenty years ago)

Vik, I'm not sure what your first sentence is all about!

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:48 (twenty years ago)

Yeah you pathetic FUCK i *am* a hippie and YOU are a moron, and I could write a contract that would make your dick shrivel, make a dinner that makes your mouth water, and jump hoops around all the lame supermodels you jack off to.

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...) (webmail), August 15th, 2003 1:34 AM. (Orbit) (link)

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Friday, 22 July 2005 06:51 (twenty years ago)

Pat Yourself On The Back Every Time You Manage To Not Mind Something

― Laura H. (laurah), Friday, 22 July 2005 07:15 (twenty years ago)

i dont know what vik is talkig about either :(

― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 22 July 2005 08:13 (twenty years ago)

it's nothing now; i'll tell you later :) i'll prolly see u at yr show next wed. i'll bring a contract that'll make yr dick bounce, but i aint jumpin no hoops SORRY

― Vichitravirya XI (Vichitravirya XI), Friday, 22 July 2005 09:19 (twenty years ago)

I'm not responding. ::pat::

-- MIS Information (masonicboo...), July 13th, 2005 11:14 AM. (kate)

I'm not responding. ::pat::

-- MIS Information (masonicboo...), July 13th, 2005 11:14 AM. (kate)

I'm not responding. ::pat::

-- MIS Information (masonicboo...), July 13th, 2005 11:14 AM. (kate)

I'm not responding. ::pat::

-- MIS Information (masonicboo...), July 13th, 2005 11:14 AM. (kate)

― ?ÎÓDDDJHKHVBNM (eman), Friday, 22 July 2005 11:09 (twenty years ago)

Unironically enjoying Queen: hipster or so hipster you can't touch it?
-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), July 22nd, 2005 11:01 AM. (kenan)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:10 (twenty years ago)

i am starting to think that a kenan memorial thread would rival even the collected works of markelby.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:13 (twenty years ago)

I like Kenan quite a bit -- he's a really nice guy IRL -- but he does say some stupid shit on ILX. Ah well.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 14:56 (twenty years ago)

kenan reminds me of a lot of people i know who KNOW they should stop talking but don't and make you very aware that they know that you know that they know they should just shut up. the self-destructive conversationalist

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:05 (twenty years ago)

he is like a ritalin kid who veers between extreme poles of intense self-aggrandization, macho arrogance and fetal neediness, sometimes all within ten minutes.

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:07 (twenty years ago)

"it has always been my feeling that women are delicate flowers. now i shall quote from a thinkpiece on misogyny i read in the new yorker." - 4:05am

"whatever dude, you want her, take her." - 4:07am

"hi [insert ilx girlname here]!!!!! *OMG HUGGGLLLEZ*" - 4:10am

― mark p (Mark P), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:10 (twenty years ago)

sometimes when we're hanging out, he'll go off on this rant about something and i'll be like, "ummm, not exactly" and he'll pause for a second and half-smile and say, "no, you're right, i'm being mean."

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

which i appreciate! because at least he's not stubborn about it.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

i feel weird talking about him here, though, so i should probably shut up myself.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

I like the noise board. people like anthony are why I get frustrated with stuff on ILX, they are like people in college who have read one book on gendering language and are like let me point out the oral fetishes in a Tender Vittles commercial.
-- jocelyn (nalra...), July 22nd, 2005

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 22 July 2005 17:57 (twenty years ago)

i think kenan thought i was angry at him on some recent thread, but i wasn't at all. i guess that's what happens when you post images as opposed to words, their intent can be misinterpreted.

― Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:03 (twenty years ago)

Jaymc: the original chicagoan-amateurist-kenan APOLOGIST (i heard u had a LOT of fun at Intonation ...we're going to drunk dial you again next wkend =)

― Vichitravirya XI (Vichitravirya XI), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:05 (twenty years ago)

IT'S TRUE!

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

i stick up for my bros.

― jaymc (jaymc), Friday, 22 July 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

Well hello there yourself, you stupid motherfucker. Why don't you do
two seconds worth of research before bothering me. You obviously
have no idea what ESPN Motion is, how one might voluntarily download
it, how millions of people might enjoy using it, and how I didn't
play any part in developing the actual client. I'm a Mac guy, you
see, and I couldn't care less about ActiveX controls.

Go post your bullshit to Slashdot instead of my inbox.

Mike

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Saturday, 23 July 2005 18:13 (twenty years ago)

I'M A MAC GUY

― cutty (mcutt), Saturday, 23 July 2005 18:34 (twenty years ago)

MAC GUY VER

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Saturday, 23 July 2005 19:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.lecherousjester.com/finestdrops/unity001.jpg

from this thread

this is the greatest work of art in the 20th century.

― milton parker (Jon L), Sunday, 24 July 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

ROFFLEZ

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:19 (twenty years ago)

23:10:46 [dentist] : ) hi momus
23:12:35 [Momus] Hi
23:12:39 [Momus] Please read my blog more.
23:14:06 [dentist] haha- how do you know i've read it at all (i have). i was wondering what "momus sets mode +b dentist" meant?
23:18:08 [Momus] I DON'T KNOW ASK GOOGL
23:22:48 [dentist] haha, alright. sorry for my random "klf villalobos" comment. i meant to type that into the "search for files in room" section but i absent-mindedly entered it right into the chat room itself (which I've done a number of times in the past). then i was too embarrassed to explain or say anything else :) sorry!

― Tumililingan (ex machina), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:25 (twenty years ago)

lol

i was wondering why "momus" on slsk had rather JW-centric files in his folder.

― latebloomer: lazy r people (latebloomer), Monday, 25 July 2005 02:45 (twenty years ago)

TENDER VITTLES BWAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 25 July 2005 04:01 (twenty years ago)

Eye has the worst taste in music of anyone I've ever known.
-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...), July 24th, 2005.
you know EYE?
-- Christopher Costello (Glixe...), July 24th, 2005.
Yes. I also know the guys from Air and Sigur Ros and they say you suck.

-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...), July 24th, 2005.

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 25 July 2005 20:08 (twenty years ago)

so one time in college, my fratboy roommate's friend was in class w/at-the-time girlfriend of jerry seinfeld shoshana lowenstein. she's a rather attractive girl blessed with a large front end. in class the friend, syrus, says "i sure would fuck the shit out of her", and all of a sudden, she turns around and goes, "you'd what?!" he totally didn't realize she was sitting right in front of her. so a few days pass and he sees her on campus and says to her, "i'm soooo soooo sorry. i'm syrus" and she keeps going, "thanks for appologizing, i understand you're serious", and he says, "no i'm syrus" and it keeps going on back and forth like that for hours.
bad story, i'm drunk, syrian made me do it

-- The Amazing Jaxon! (jaso...), July 25th, 2005 11:26 PM. (jaxon) (later)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

best not-good story ever.
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), July 25th, 2005 1:46 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (later)

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:08 (twenty years ago)

amateurist also had me roffling with the "Wang Chung" comment

― Stormy Davis (diamond), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 03:09 (twenty years ago)

Every thread on the I Don't Mind Everything board right now.

― Laura H. (laurah), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:18 (twenty years ago)

that board is like 7 minutes in heaven for jon and kate

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

and yes, wang chung cracked my shit up

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

where is the wang chung comment from?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:50 (twenty years ago)

"If I Can't Have You" - Yvonne Elliman

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 04:54 (twenty years ago)

COS THEY ON DRUKS ALL TIME WHAT IS MERZBILD SCHWET ANYWAY CUZ THATS WHAT HE SAYS ON ROCK N ROLL STATION
-- $4.87777765546556.00 (spastic/ma...), July 24th, 2005 3:05 PM. (later)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:09 (twenty years ago)

who gives a shit if "dee the lurker" is upset?
-- cutty (holle...), July 26th, 2005 7:11 AM. (mcutt) (later) (admin)

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

I am happy my hardest thugs/softest hugs jpg got posted

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 26 July 2005 15:30 (twenty years ago)

i just added kate as an admin.
-- Amateur(ist) (amateurist@gmail.com), July 26th, 2005 3:28 PM. (Amateur(ist)) (admin) (userip)

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:42 (twenty years ago)

YAR!!!!
http://www.milechai.com/images/MooneyL.jpg

― Boring Satanic Space Jazz (sexyDancer), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 18:55 (twenty years ago)

I'll be wearing either a KJ shirt or a Venom shirt if this proposed meet-up occurs. I do like the Scratcher, but it's a bit stuck in the 90's for my taste.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...) (webmail), July 24th, 2005 11:05 AM. (vassifer) (link)

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Tuesday, 26 July 2005 23:55 (twenty years ago)

""INDIE NIGHT SCHOOL" ?????

I can feel them coming -- indie heirs tonight.

-- Hurting (Hurtingchie...), July 27th, 2005. (Hurting)"

― Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 02:51 (twenty years ago)

FROM DAVE MATTHEWS BOARD:

Funny stuff. Im guessing that that link is from some shitty Emo message board? Soundes like a bunch of emos whining

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:03 (twenty years ago)

from some thread i can't find now
http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ec/b4/5bcfb340dca085e524323010.L.jpg

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:17 (twenty years ago)

u littel bicth

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 03:35 (twenty years ago)

OK HE MAY BE BRITISH BUT "SOUNDES"!? IT JUST AINT RIGHT!

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 04:46 (twenty years ago)

Fuckin' "film" talk on ilx blows chunks. oh shit, i'm drunk. goodnight. yoo r all banned from everything.

-- scott seward (skotro...), July 27th, 2005 10:37 PM. (scott seward)

― Ridin' through the Galaxy, All I wanna do is drink a Pepsi (jaxon), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 05:31 (twenty years ago)

FUNNYWEWEWEWEWEWEE! EEE OOO! TSE! TSE! TSE! TSE! TSE! TSE!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 July 2005 22:32 (twenty years ago)

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