FUNNYWEWEWEWEWEWEE! EEE OOO! TSE! TSE! TSE! TSE! TSE! TSE!

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Sometimes I'll chew the belly fuzz and use the resulting mixture as a paste between two other pieces of belly fuzz.
-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...) (webmail), July 26th, 2005 1:25 PM. (nordicskilla) (link)

-- seedcake boy (retroma...), July 28th, 2005 12:07 AM.

m.

Not true!!!

-- the snopes.com of jeans (trus...) (webmail), July 28th, 2005 3:26 PM. (gygax!) (link)

HI DERE
PWNDA BEAR

-- Sami Jheryllkanyga (grot...) (webmail), July 29th, 2005 1:53 AM. (later) (link)

He's hilarious.

-- Voodoo Child (voodoochild10100...) (webmail), July 28th, 2005.

-- Alex in NYC (vassife...) (webmail), July 29th, 2005 11:53 AM. (vassifer) (later) (link)

It is from the thread where Remy is awesome:
enough about that damn Boy Scout Jamboree!

-- tolstoy (tonymaa...) (webmail), June 27th, 2005 4:43 PM. (tolstoy) (link)

dude, you haven't heard enough hip-hop. I hearby direct you to: De La Soul, Tribe Called Qwest, Biggie, DMX, Kanye West, Outkast, Mos Def, Common, and lots more.

-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...) (webmail), June 27th, 2005 4:47 PM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

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Yeah, but can you work the internets?
-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...) (webmail), July 29th, 2005 11:35 AM. (Pleasant Plains ///) (link)

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pleese show me pictures of naked girlss
-- dog latin (doglati...) (webmail), July 29th, 2005 11:41 AM. (dog latin) (link)

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Yes, but what did you score on the 'not installing slsk at work' test?

DO YOU SEE?

-- Alba (albab...) (webmail), July 29th, 2005 11:43 AM. (Alba) (link)

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), July 30th, 2005 11:24 PM. (orion) (later)

HAWKWIND JOHNSON

-- ghetty green (...), July 30th, 2005 12:24 AM. (eman) (later)

A: Because they didn't have any dough!

-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...), August 2nd, 2005 8:40 PM. (dr g) (later)

-- Vicious Cop Kills Gentle Fool (dadaismu...) (webmail), August 2nd, 2005.

Amsterdam - Slept with junkies in train station :-)

Bucharest - Worked in zoo for three weeks.

Paris - Had cold, distant sex with Momus. Why won't he care?

Moldova - Watched translated version of 'Wedding Crashers'. Did not understand single word. Briefly joined gypsy circus, unpaid.

Czech Rupublic - Awoke to find scrotum covered in ticks, drowned them in rum.

Warsaw. Can't stop scratching. Eyes mad with pain. Now living in basement beneath animal fur store.

Prague - Wept from sores. Spent two days literally stuck to public toilet.

Belgrade - Took part in small revolution. In exchange for services, given sewing needle tattoo of black bear with assault rifle. I am told this represents freedom. Bear also has a large penis.

Berlin - Need help. Must find Dan. Please, someone.

Bratislava - Lost anal virginity to a crucifix.

Croatia - Slept in castle of man who claims his great grandfather wrote 'Dracula'. Murdered him with a wooden stake while he slept.

Bruges - Became embroiled in pedophile ring. Did not indulge in own product.

Moscow - Killed bear with cudgel, now wear skin as prize.

-- 3 (...), August 2nd, 2005. (later)

You know what? Enough.
I did not ban persistent trollers only to have arguments and recriminations spill over here. This place is a NOIZE-free zone. I refuse to have this place spoiled by endless arguments about it.

-- Masonic Boom (masonicboom...), August 3rd, 2005.

That man's hideous face makes me sick. Stop it. Please.

-- Markelby (boyincorduro...), August 3rd, 2005.

He's not hideous! And at least he has HAIR! (Ginger though it might be.) Humph! ::flounces off to start own thread::

-- Masonic Boom (masonicboo...), August 3rd, 2005.

-- Tim Ellison (timelliso...), August 5th, 2005 8:06 PM.

I love that board so much.

-- Maartje T. (maartje...), June 3rd, 2005 6:03 AM. (mrt) (2 trackbacks)

Answers

What concerns me are R. Kelly an overvalued drol which them the bests with cupboard can tumble and already of a cliff! Ie of me still zakkammetje get, to pluck underway down to a beetje on.

The mans repertoire of completely exchangeable slimy ballads and public "funky" numbers turn him into of the most over-estimated artists of the last (package m. bit) 100 years. Apart from its inclination to small children sit the man has really performed nothing as a result of which people him would have see as "large an artist"! But well, that finds I of it.

(And no, I the project has not heard pass sentence, therefore I has indeed total of, but I get simply this way terribly tingling every time such as I am reminded to R. Kelly!)

-- oratonastick (rjuke...), June 3rd, 2005 10:43 AM. (oratonastick)

Ah, ah. This way is of it still dozens more hear.

-- Tjaard (Tjaar...), June 3rd, 2005 1:09 PM. (Tjaard)

The word ' drol ' reads I here the last time exactly a beetje too frequently. Moreover I had understood that of the Arnold the soul had abolished....

-- John Prop (johnloesinchin...), June 3rd, 2005 1:11 PM. (John Prop)

Tja, nevertheless what improves listen I think, because according to me he can sing nevertheless considerable well. But it concerned me also not particularly that R. Kelly is drol'-mening, I had been aroused curiosity or also this way well found others these new tracks

-- Maartje T. (maartje...), June 3rd, 2005 2:21 PM. (mrt)

The word ' drol ' reads I here the last time exactly a beetje too frequently.

Heheh, I used of course also correct that word because it is meanwhile commonly confessed that that is not taken as already too embarrassing! ; -)

And sorry Maartje, I do not want your topic infect, I can imply myself simply badly as the names of certain artists to fall

-- oratonastick (rjuk...), June 6th, 2005 8:07 AM. (oratonastick)

as a paedophile I appreciate r. kelly still more than as a zanger. and I have no greintje respect for paedophiles.

-- joost heijthuijsen (joos...), June 6th, 2005 9:22 AM. (joosth)

> the man has really performed nothing as a result of which people him would have see as "large an artist"!

everyone then all that terrible Ignition of previous year (two years have been suffered?) to forget pursed??!! pursed beep beep!!

-- (jg) (joris@myscienceproject.nl), June 6th, 2005 9:33 AM. ((jg))

fuck yueah

i love dangling modifiers.

-- Michael_Horse (michae...), October 1st, 2004 2:09 AM.

Fuck it! They took it down before I could cum!

-- Michael_Horse (michae...), October 1st, 2004 2:10 AM.

-- Lynskey (pau...), May 5th, 2004 7:06 PM. (Lynskey)

Answers

I really can’t say. That's why they're called “Private Reasons”

-- Dante-Cubed (pianoma...), May 5th, 2004 7:33 PM. (Sean3)

Well, her Dad emailed me and said they were inappropriate. I didn't feel like another internet snafu so I deleted them.

-- Dante-Cubed (pianoma...), May 6th, 2004 11:42 PM. (Sean3)

good decision

-- the 'surface' 'noise' (electricsoun...), May 6th, 2004 8:25 AM. (electricsound)

"another"

-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), May 6th, 2004 5:02 PM. (Horace Mann)

"snafu"

-- Lynskey (pau...), May 10th, 2004 4:19 PM. (Lynskey)

"feel"

-- The Huckle-Buck (handsomishbo...), May 14th, 2004 1:01 PM. (Horace Mann)

"so"

-- Mr Mime (countandre...), May 17th, 2004 7:12 AM. (Andrew Thames)

"Dad"

-- ... (a...), May 17th, 2004 11:51 AM.

"landscape gardening"

-- ... (a...), May 17th, 2004 11:52 AM.

"Murgatroyd"

-- ... (a...), May 17th, 2004 11:53 AM.

"The Delgadoes"

-- ... (a...), May 17th, 2004 11:53 AM.

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/dannymanic~cliffs.gif

-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), August 5th, 2005 5:45 PM. (Susan Douglas)

i know i am

-- jerry atricks (jatrick...), August 5th, 2005 5:49 PM.

-- startrekwoman (randy @ amazing.com), August 8th, 2005 5:25 PM.

-- Orbit. (little.miss.orbi...), August 8th, 2005 1:26 AM. (later)

Hohos call me from
the pantry. The mantra rings
thru my brain. Two weeks.

-- Orbit. (little.miss.orbi...) (webmail), August 8th, 2005. (papa la bas)

-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...) (webmail), August 9th, 2005 12:56 AM. (Orbit) (later) (link

-- Jerry JJ (therealmariss...), August 8th, 2005 6:30 PM.

-- marissa marchantt (freakvo...), August 9th, 2005 1:50 AM.

-- HarHar (britis...), August 9th, 2005 1:12 PM. (later)

Poster "no tech!" seems somewhat less than kind, very far from truthful, and a great distance from intelligent. I do hope he has time to improve.

Robinson

-- Robinson (emakbaki...), August 9th, 2005 1:14 PM. (Robinson) (later)

-- Matthew C Perpetua (perpetu...), August 10th, 2005 4:57 PM. (inca) (later)

i don't know if this is funnywewewewewe BUT IT HAD ME ROFFLIN'

-- jess (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), November 15th, 2002 9:09 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

-- bn (b...), August 11th, 2005 3:58 AM.

log in ned u fagit

-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...), August 11th, 2005 3:59 AM.

men fighting amongst themselves about what the proper way to be a woman is is always a hoot.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 11th, 2005 12:03 PM. (Ned) (later)

Isn't Anything was good enough to inspire an entire scene of My Bloody Valentine soundalikes, *sigh* but Loveless' greatness proved that the band was inimitable. After two painstaking years in the studio and nearly bankrupting their label Creation in the process, the group emerged with their masterpiece, which fulfilled all of the promise of their previous albums. *much merriment* If Isn't Anything was the Valentines' sonic blueprint, then Loveless saw those plans fleshed out, in the most literal sense: "Loomer," "What You Want," and "To Here Knows When"'s arrangements are so lush, they're practically tangible. Heavens! ;) With its voluptuous yet ethereal melodies and arrangements, Loveless intimates sensuality and sexuality instead of stating them explicitly; Kevin Shields and Bilinda Butcher's vocals meld perfectly with the trippy sonics around them, suggesting druggy sex or sexy drugs. Rah! From the commanding "Only Shallow" and "Come in Alone" to breathy reflections like "Sometimes" and "Blown a Wish," the album balances complexity and immediately memorable pop melodies with remarkable self-assurance, given its difficult creation. But Loveless doesn't just perfect the group's approach, it also hints at their continuing growth: "Soon" fuses the Valentines' roaring guitars with a dance-inspired beat, while the symphonic interlude "Touched" suggests an updated take on Fripp and Eno's pioneering guitar/electronics experiments. Rah! These glimpses into the band's evolution make Shields' difficulty in delivering a follow-up to Loveless even more frustrating, but completely understandable — the album's perfection sounded shoegazing's death-knell and raised expectations for the next My Bloody Valentine album to unreasonably high levels. Though Shields' collaborations with Yo La Tengo, Primal Scream, J Mascis, and others were often rewarding, they were no match for Loveless. *amazed* However, as My Bloody Valentine fans — and, apparently, Shields himself — will attest, nothing is. *goodness* ;)

-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...), August 11th, 2005.

-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...), August 11th, 2005 5:47 PM. (dr g) (later)

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HOLY SHIT DUDE
-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...), August 12th, 2005 8:40 AM. (Dan Perry) (later)

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I KNOW! How do you prepare to meet the FAQkeeper of rec.arts.comics.misc? A man who turned down a RNG? A five-time Squiddy winner? A member of the Black Ink Irregulars?
I'm sure he's probably a nice guy, but he's a wormhole into dimensions of dorkiness that I'd mostly forgotten.

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), August 12th, 2005 9:20 AM. (afarrell) (later)

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He actually is a really nice guy in person, the brief time that I've chatted with him.
-- Matt Maxwell (maxwell...), August 12th, 2005 11:38 AM. (Matt M.) (later)

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oh man, this reminds me of finally talking to m1ke p34rce(faq guy) on the phone, in my days of heavy rec.arts.tv.mst3k usage
-- kingfish completely hatstand (jdsalmo...), August 12th, 2005 12:29 PM. (Kingfish) (later)

http://www.ap.org/pages/aptoday/ap_todayfaq.html

This is not rocket science guys. In fact it's very simple if you don't have permission, and the intellectual property is not in the public domain, you shouldn't use it.

Here is a really good general description. It includes a discussion of "linking issues":

http://www.templetons.com/brad/copymyths.html

-- Mr_Steve (homebo...), February 18th, 2004.

You're a mentalist.

-- Jon Williams (william...), February 18th, 2004.

0MG H TE PWNJ

-- Ian John50n (dr.carl.saga...), August 13th, 2005 6:49 PM. (orion) (later)

Unread Messages

Noise Dude in "stoned again" shockah!

-- ILX (il...), August 13th, 2005 6:55 PM. (later)

Hahahahaha! (*sob*)

-- GARU G (GARU...), August 11th, 2005 12:57 PM. (later)

-- Frida (mrkd4de...), August 14th, 2005 7:55 PM.

-- amon (...), August 14th, 2005 7:22 PM. (eman) (later) (admin)

Unless it's like Jesus Christ and Biggie's ghost singing for Motorhead.

-- Whiney G. Weingarten (cweingarte...), August 14th, 2005 5:54 PM.

-- rizzx (joris...) (webmail), August 13th, 2005 7:39 AM. (Rizz) (link)

Really. I thought only Guitar World employees worshipped Vai.
-- Alfred Soto (sotoal...) (webmail), August 13th, 2005 7:40 AM. (Alfred Soto) (link)

its a big store, alfred.
-- petesmith (plsmit...) (webmail), August 13th, 2005 7:41 AM. (plsmith) (link)

oh sorry wrong board *huggles*

-- claire storbit (...), August 15th, 2005 9:57 PM.

cacophonic and blissful!

-- cutty (holle...), August 11th, 2005. (later)

-- Momus (nic...) (webmail), August 16th, 2005 4:26 PM. (Momus) (later) (link)

-- marissa -marchant (freakvo...), August 16th, 2005.

This time it is real, Bela fleck is being rejected totally by me because

READ UNTIL GYGAX POSTS

-- Orbit. (little.miss.orbi...), August 11th, 2005 12:57 AM. (papa la bas)

esoj the title of this thread is identity theft. get one clue.

-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...), August 13th, 2005 12:26 AM. (Orbit)

orbit blount wasn't complaining about identity theft. get one fucked.

-- jimmy glass (electricsoun...), August 13th, 2005 6:17 AM. (electricsound)

esoj get theyself to Hell.

-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...), August 17th, 2005 12:00 AM. (Orbit)

but first, let's all have some pretend tea.

-- mark p (mark.p****...), August 17th, 2005 12:01 AM. (Mark P)

i bolded the time cuz it's like a bonus roffle

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 16th, 2005 2:41 PM. (Eastern Mantra) (later) (link)

1) total fucking whimsy hobbitsy shit
2) you get tough and decide to create yr own fucking social reality

most people who aren't attached to computers by the fannypack choose option number 2, of course, cuz if they didn't it'd be their ass. for others who can create alternate universes through the powers of CUDDLESTEIN MOUNTAIN can live their peter pan shit as long as mom does the laundry and cuts off the crusts of their sandwiches.

: (

yikes!

http://herjazz.org/maria/2005/08/16/617

-- maria tessa sciarrino (mari...) (webmail), August 17th, 2005 4:56 PM. (theoreticalgirl) (later) (link)

uh did you know that file is 178 MB?? or is my computer messed up>?

-- Homosexual II (mandeewrigh...) (webmail), August 17th, 2005 5:01 PM. (Homosexual II) (later) (link)

I knew those dudes looked familiar.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 17th, 2005.

this is some breathtakingly creepy shit

Losing my virginity to a woman who had plenty of sex was actually pretty comforting to me. I think it's most important to be communicative during intercourse, like Sociah implied.

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 17th, 2005 6:34 PM. (Eastern Mantra) (later)

communication what?

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-157-1124077250.jpg

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...), August 18th, 2005.

You seem to be forgetting something: VV pay cuts.

-- The Ghost of Dean Gulberry (dr_...), August 18th, 2005.

i'm vv worried about those pay cuts

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 18th, 2005.

Patience to wade through the production? Why do people create all these non-reasons for what essentially boils down to:

I have dismissed this artist because it is easier for me that way. Consuming all of this music has exhausted me. I just have too much stuff on my ipod and it's getting overwhelming.

That's what I think you really mean. If you could summon the patience from some dark depth within you I think you'd find the production is very much complementary to the words on this album. People build empires, cure disease, and win the hearts of the unfuckable everyday. Surely, you can find some patience!

(not meant to be mean spirited in this post)

-- balkan white out (gh...), August 19th, 2005.

-- Laura H. (elemenopa...), August 18th, 2005. (laurah)

-- Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (masonicboo...), August 19th, 2005. (kate) (link)

*i also hate apostrophes and the spaces between words**
**and umbrellas too

-- mark s (mar...) (webmail), August 20th, 2005 8:36 PM. (mark s) (later) (link)

-- The Ghost of Black Elegance (djperr...), August 19th, 2005. (Dan Perry) (link)

this is the horny commiseration thread

otherwise, i don't own it. although i have been discouraged because it doesn't get as much love as their other albums.

while we're on the subject, though, i finally picked up Tago Mago a few weeks ago and find 2/5 almost unlistenable. The other 3/5 more than makes up for it (and maybe I need some more time with it), but is anyone else with me?

-- poortheatre (gah24...), August 19th, 2005 5:14 AM. (poortheatre) (later)

HI DERE WAHT IS IT MADE

-- Amazing Randy (amazing.rand...), August 8th, 2004 12:43 PM. (Amazing Randy)

Answers

Amazing

-- Amon (masses7...), May 7th, 2005 11:43 PM. (eman)

bump

-- joseph pot (yaho...), August 21st, 2005 8:06 PM. (STINKOR™) (later)

Of course I'm a humorless old scold but I find this pointlessly offensive. Coming soon to a message board near you: "ironic" use of racial epithets. Don't bother to delete, it'll probably disappear soon enough, but still...

-- m coleman (writeco...) (webmail), August 22nd, 2005 9:15 AM. (lovebug starski) (tracklink) (later) (link)

Answers

I can't moderate on ILM but yeah this seems bad form, given that an equivalent thread with 'homophobic' tone replaced by racist or sexist would presumably be locked or deleted straight away.

-- Sociah T Azzahole (stevem7...) (webmail), August 22nd, 2005 9:22 AM. (blueski) (later) (link)

deleted.

-- teeny (teen...) (webmail), August 22nd, 2005 10:04 AM. (teeny) (later) (link)

thanks in advance,

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well, that's just presumptuous and annoying.
-- ai lien (amdrahei...), August 22nd, 2005 11:10 AM. (kold_krush) (later)

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I'm hardly a rabid Christian hater or anything, but if anyone actually said that to me, I would slam the door closed in their faces.
Which is odd, considering I try to be so tolerant of religion.

-- I Dream Of Sleep (masonicboo...), August 22nd, 2005 11:13 AM. (kate) (later)

i am too scared to open that thread

A blast from your past. It is Mark James, XBADBOY, and the travel adventure show the World Seldom Seen. Please call me at 954-224-2493 and/or email your telephone number to discuss certain matters.

Mark

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suicide
-- JaXoN (jaso...) (webmail), December 22nd, 2004 3:18 PM. (JasonD) (link)

Also I'M GAY!

-- Adam In Real Life (adamr...), August 19th, 2005 7:56 PM.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...) (webmail), August 22nd, 2005 4:26 PM. (epicharmus) (link)

-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...) (webmail), April 6th, 2003.

Less "haha" (haha) than "aw c'mon now"-inducing.

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Reply to: anon-928O1279@cr@igslist.org
Date: 2005-08-22, 9:37PM PDT

You got on the Gold Line headed to Union Station...you are a guy, with a ring on sitting next to a gal - maybe your wife. She was listening to her IPOD and you and I exchanged glances...you had a shaved head - darker features. I had on slacks and a shirt - dressed for work. You are very handsome...it was cool to exchange glances.

Bea Arthur

In August 2005 Vikernes married "Golden Girls" actress Bea Arthur, whom he met through prison correspondence, fulfilling one of his sect's ancient prophecies.

Also, looking at pictures of naked women sometimes does nothing to improve my mood. I came across a picture the other day that just killed me -- it was a woman's neck and shoulder. No tits, no ass, neck and shoulder. I wanted to kiss it so bad it was almost physically painful.

I did go over to the ex's apartment tonight and she hugged me a lot and sat in my lap through The Daily Show, and she smelled nice, and that should be enough to hold me for a few days.

-- Paunchy Stratego (fluxion2...), August 23rd, 2005 4:28 AM. (kenan)

-- Bob Six (bobbysixe...), August 23rd, 2005 8:36 AM. (bobbysix)

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It is if you have to get up at 6am, but let's not get into that again.
-- I Dream Of Sleep (masonicboo...), August 23rd, 2005 8:38 AM. (kate)

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NO PLEASE DO
-- 3 (...), August 23rd, 2005 8:45 AM.

-- indebtitiousness (indebtitiousnes...), August 23rd, 2005 10:22 AM.

This is the thread where you can post your faux Marissa Marchant postings....

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), August 24th, 2005.

Please add me to the list.

-- Pleasant Plains /// (pleasant.plain...), August 24th, 2005.

I was all drunk and was like 'no, that one. the RAINBOW one.'

-- Stuh-du-du-du-du-du-du-denka (still.beven...), July 18th, 2005.

-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...), August 24th, 2005.

-- latebloomer's rectal mocha latte (posercore24...), August 24th, 2005 9:12 PM. (latebloomer) (later)

-- milton parker (milton.parke...), August 24th, 2005 7:47 PM. (Jon L)

SOLAR COCK!
-- milton parker (milton.parke...), August 24th, 2005 7:49 PM. (Jon L)

I thought it was "I am the one / solar cock" ?? do you have the album sleeve
-- Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr_...), August 24th, 2005 7:49 PM. (dr g)

though it was always clear they'd be good psych lyrics

Apparently inspired by both Gary Numan and Alice Cooper's attempt to become new wave, Vertigo did his best to come to grips with the bleeding edge of 1981 on Move the Warm Bodies. As has become legend, the album itself was never released due to a dispute with the UK art label he had signed with at the time -- owner Tarquin St. Chives refused to do any promotion for the album outside of getting heroin-addicted models to slump over some bulldozers. The eventual rerelease of the album by Vertigo years later shows that despite his claims of thwarted artistic merit, Move was truly only half successful at its task. Starting off with a song called "Urethra Uniroyal" that sought to find the hitherto unknown links between the Stooges and Duran Duran was probably not the best idea, while "I Beat the Machine" and "Your Robot Thigh" were simply laughable, though the break on the latter with orgiastic voices chanting "Grunt the suck" over bleepy arrangements borrowed happily from early Depeche Mode singles is, if nothing else, unique. "Computer Reptile" signalled a better second half, though, and Thomas Dolby's guest work on synth, one of his lesser-known studio session jobs before his own breakthrough, add a necessary something to the otherwise trudging demi-epic "Gonfal, the Barbarian of the Motherboards." Still, this is a curio for only the truly dedicated Vertigo fan, though it has to be said that the liner notes are particularly fine.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 25th, 2005 11:31 AM. (Ned)

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Listening to the song last night, I'd love to hear KJ cover this, using some of their crazy beats, and with Jaz's brilliant vox on top of that.
Anyone care to agree/contradict?

-- Bryan Moore (BWMUConn...), August 25th, 2005 4:39 AM. (Bryan Moore)

Answers
Do any Killing Joke fans even read ILM anymore?
-- gygax! (gygax0...), August 25th, 2005 1:11 PM. (gygax!)

"when your friend is drowning in a sea of sadness, you don't just toss him a liferaft... you swim one over to him."

PS. AXL is the best, I love him!

-- Joanne (www.b.kucharczy...), August 11th, 2005 9:12 AM.

-- Old School (har...), August 25th, 2005 3:32 PM. (sexyDancer) (later)

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Well one of the first ILE subject lines was "I love having my dog lick peanut butter from my balls," so you might be onto something.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), August 26th, 2005.

oh superroffle!
m.

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...), August 26th, 2005.

-- Britain's Jauntiest Shepherd (AlanTrewarth...) (webmail), August 26th, 2005 4:18 PM. (Alan) (later) (link)

the noize board is the cult im worried ilm will turn into

-- anthony (anthony.easto...) (webmail), August 26th, 2005.

one of the things i love about ilx, is its refusal of any one culture

I'm with Anthony on the general emotional level of hating any form of tribalism or restriction. Milton's Areopagitica is urgent and key here. There's no virtue without temptation, and there's no system that's improved by the exclusion of criticism.

Suzy is here with me (we're in Edinburgh) and shouts: "Say I say it's wack as well!"

-- Momus (nic...) (webmail), August 26th, 2005.

i wish i had IP lookup. =(

logged-out is so LAME.

-- Alec in NYC (vassifie...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 1:43 AM. (ex machina) (later) (link)

Unread Messages

Are you in bad mood, Alex?

-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 1:45 AM. (Orbit) (later) (link)

-- I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (6-grams-of-fa...), August 27th, 2005 1:20 AM. (ex machina)

xpost

-- vahid (vfoz...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 2:17 AM. (vahid) (later) (link)

-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wt...), June 23rd, 2004.

(he's more entertaining than some made up 'analing' story anyhow)

-- deanomgwtf!!!p%3Fmsgid%3D4581997 (ilx_omg_wt...), June 23rd, 2004.

xpost

-- jimmy glass (electricsoun...), August 27th, 2005 1:50 AM. (electricsound)

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This is very cool.
-- Dr. Gene Scott (marcherinorang...), August 26th, 2005 11:03 PM.

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gear, where did you get this?
-- robertw (herecomejul...), August 26th, 2005 8:50 AM.

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I found it at Atomic Records in Burbank, CA! I have since seen copies at Amoeba.
-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 26th, 2005 11:12 AM.

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Gear, you got the remastered version right? Don't buy the old '90s bootleg version because it was transferred from vinyl and sounds like junk.
-- walter kranz (kranz_walte...), August 26th, 2005 12:14 PM.

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http://s11.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1KC1UN48P4EZF2PS1KZM9HTBBX
-- walter kranz (kranz_walte...), August 26th, 2005 1:18 PM.

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fuck yes, awesome.
I got the remastered version, after I came close to buying the boot version. the boot has that shitty xerox-looking cover of Sonny Sharrock circa 1995 and Lethargy circa 1974 or something, it looks ridiculous.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), August 26th, 2005 2:44 PM.

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Man, I can't find any reference to this on google except for ILM.

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...), August 27th, 2005 7:56 AM.

Don't let the haters get you down; just keep writing line after line and don't revise, just make as much or as little sense as you can. Like this!

INT. A SCHOOL HALLWAY, BUT FANCIER THAT MOST

We see our protagonist, HANK SPINOZA, putting away books in his locker, which is quite fancy. He is approached by good friend, KILLER PLATOON, who was named by a military industrial complex dude because his parents sold his naming rights. Maybe a later episode will shed light on this bizarre and humorous situation.

HANK: Sup Killer.

KILLER: HI DERE. So have you been eyeing Fashion Girl lately?

HANK: Not any more than usual, why?

KILLER: Dude, something happened to her over the summer.

HANK: Did she grow breasts?

KILLER: Even better. She got rich.

HANK: Ah, that modeling career is finally starting to take off for her?

KILLER: No, she landed a role in a Lifetime movie about anorexia.

HANK: I didn't know she could act.

KILLER: She can't. She was the boom mic.

HANK: Oh.

KILLER: Anyway, so now I guess would be the best time to recall past memories when you and her were good friends, yes? So she will give us money for Rock Concerts!

HANK: I don't know, that was a long time ago.

***FLESHBACK***

We are in THE PAST. THE PAST is hazy. FASHION GIRL is not named FASHION GIRL, if you can believe it! Her name is Valencia (because her daddy is Dutch, so dutch=orange, yayyayay!) So HANK and VALENCIA are at a summer camp a several years ago before the ravages of puberty made them both weirdos (so, they're like 11). They are at a distance from the HAPPY CAMPERS who are around a CAMP FIRE

HANK: This sucks.

VALENCIA: I agree, let's be pals.

They smile.

***BACK TO THE PRESEEEENT***

HANK: After that, she went off and got into Fashion and she pretended like I never existed.

KILLER: Aw, don't cry, buddy!

HANK: (obviously not emoting) I wasn't--

KILLER: It's all right, don't let THE PAST suppress your outpouring of emotion.

HANK: Dude, I'm fine it's just--

KILLER: (stern-faced) Look. We're gonna get that bitch, so help me FUCKING GOD. And we'll show her the real meaning of KILLER -- AR AR AR AR AR AR AR!

HANK looks scared (his friend is barking for no reason!)

KILLER: Or maybe you can just rekindle the friendship and get some cash, please!

HANK: Dude, I dunno.

KILLER: Okay, so I'll just beat the shit out of her and steal her Prada bag and sell it to someone in the inner city, huh, how about that?

HANK: I don't like it when you've been drinking.

Insert FASHION GIRL who wears FANCY CLOTHES AND MAKEUP and has NO ASS.

KILLER: There she is, now's your chance!

HANK is shoved forcefully in HER direction.

HANK: Uh, hey Valencia!

***MANY GASPS***

FASHION GIRL stops dead in her tracks, as does everyone else in the scene. She looks scorned and is bleeding out of her eyeballs. Or maybe that's mascara running from the sweat cos it's awfully hot outside, hoo lawdy.

FASHION GIRL: (like one of those creepy robot alien things from AI, except not as benevolent!) I do not think you understand the gravity of your error in identity. I am the embodiment of fashion. I make fashion in the lavatory, I liquify fashion and drink fashion and I eat fashion on a bed of baby spinach and iceberg lettuce because I must make fashion for the lavatory later that day.

HANK: Valencia, I think you're taking this a bit--

FASHION GIRL: Silence, peon. (To someone off camera) Remove the waste.

SHADOWY FIGURE emerges from THE SHADOWS and removes HANK and KILLER (for some reason!) to a new, completely dark locale. From behind the darkness, there is FASHION GIRL.

FASHION GIRL: Hank, I thought my inexplicably bitchy distance from you was enough, but I'm not going to be friends with you, EVER.

KILLER: Oh, he doesn't want to be friends with you--

HANK: Now, wait, Killer--

FASHION GIRL: You...you don't want to be MY friend? But everyone wants to be my friend! There is a two-year waiting list to be my friend! I throw the best parties, have all the best connections--

SHADOWY FIGURE: Gives the best head, too.

FASHION GIRL: Why wouldn't you want to be my friend, Hank?

KILLER: Look, since you're totally loaded, we thought we could mooch off you and maybe get tickets to Rock Concerts! For fun times!

FASHION GIRL: Hank! How could you?

HANK: That isn't true!

FASHION GIRL: Take them back to the surface, Felicio!

SHADOWY FIGURE: (emerges from the darkness to reveal an average dude with average hair, complexion and sperm count.) Oh, thanks, now they know I'm your henchman.

FASHION GIRL: I'll have you demoted to office clerk if you give me lip again.

SHADOWY FIGURE, NOW FELICIO WTF: I'm--

FASHION GIRL: Come again?

FELICIO: I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!

FASHION GIRL: Bitch, what fucking Disneyworld ride do you think this is? It's sure as shit not Magic Mountain, it's the fucking Tower of Terror!

FELICIO: (weeping)

FASHION GIRL: Now get the fuck out of here and take these nobodies with you.

FELICIO: (sobbing and cowering) Yes'm.

TO BE CONTINUED......................

-- Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (in...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005.

-- Alec in NYC (vassifie...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005.

Less logged-in assholes, too!

-- Orbit (little.miss.orbi...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005.

At least logged in assholes aren't shitheads who won't take the heat for their shit.

Do you not agree, you fat junkie nutjob?

-- Alec in NYC (vassifie...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005.

Do you not agree, you fat junkie nutjob?

-- Alec in NYC (vassifie...) (webmail), August 27th, 2005 1:51 AM. (ex machina)

Alex - that is so entirely rude and just dismaying. Think about it- you just posted something that, maybe, made you feel good for a minute - but probably made somebody feel bad for a long time.
It makes me feel bad, since I wanted to join the teddy bears picnic.

-- aimurchie (kpcollin...) (webmail), August 28th, 2005 2:33 AM. (aimurchie)

-- Behold I will do a New Thing Chapel JESUS IS LORD (in...), August 28th, 2005 1:50 AM. (Matt Chesnut) (later) (admin)

-- marybeth (marybehtfourwonde...), August 13th, 2005.

I'd like to see Deerhoof at numero uno on the sales charts. This one adjustment would change the planet. DEERHOOF!!!!

-- marybeth (marybehtfourwonde...), August 12th, 2005.

Fellow ILMers...
If I could have a cartwheeling yellow person, flipping her flips across this damn screen i would do so to draw your attention to the new AC. I have no shame. I luv all four of them damn handsome boys. And their music knocks my socks off.

-- marybeth (marybehtfourwonde...), August 27th, 2005.

Damn Fetchboy! It's the spectral influence of the glorious Sun City Girls!!!!
And granted AC have become the masters... OH AC you are the best. Said swooningly.

-- marybeth (marybehtfourwonder@yahoo.com

I cant help but think that AC are one of the few timeless bands recording today. 100 years down the pipe people will still be listeining to this one, Feels. (And also the new Deerhoof, the Runners Four (holy concept album!) and the new Black Dice, Broken Ear Record (holy holy!). Best recordings of their respective careers.)

-- marybeth (marybehtfouwonde...), August 27th, 2005.

Album of the year hands down. I've been listening to it constantly - and that's without my headphones or the stereo on. It just keeps playing in my head. It's beautiful and majestic and stunning. Wow. I haven't heard anything this moving since the first time I heard the ocean. Thank you AC please keep making music.

-- marybeth (marybehtfourwonde...), August 27th, 2005.

Brainwasher,
You ain't heard nothing yet!
I know it doesn't sound right, but listen to it now. And make sure to speak about it in reverence to all of your friends, neighbours, family...anyone who's ear you have. Tell them to listen to Deerhoof.
I do not think I've ever been as excited and brought to such an intense level of connection and refreshment.
It all comes together on this one. I am grateful that The Runners Four have stealed through customs and into my life!

-- marybeth (marybehtfourwonde...), August 11th, 2005.

I just have to say it again. Brilliant! Like the sun bursting through on a cloudy day. I don't think anyone will top this one for years.

-- marybeth (marybehtfourwonde...), August 10th, 2005.

I've listened to it, I dunno, maybe 10 times.
Sat down with the lyric sheet and listened again about an hour ago.
Brilliant. And I mean that literally. This stuns.
One of the most amazing things I've experienced in this lifetime.
Cheers. And, most of all, thank you Deerhoof, aka the Runners Four.
(It is, without a doubt -
a manual from four visionairies, a how-to guide focused on our collective escape from mediocrity. Beautiful poetry.)
I have changed. I am change.

-- marybeth (marybehtfourwonde...), August 5th, 2005.

AND what about the new Danielson?!? Anyone? I can't wait as I anticipate this will be the album of my year.

-- marybeth (marybehtfourwonde...), July 29th, 2005.

What do others think? (Just listen to Tortoise's first full length first! Holy Thrill Jockey!!!!)

-- Marybeth (marybehtfourgenisi...), July 28th, 2005.

While I've never struggled with Ketamine addiction, I do feel connected to the psyche of one who is struggling. I think I hear a lot of Nastanovich in the subtle electronics (ala Wowee Zowee) - Steve West, I'm assuming, is drumming throughout, and if that is the case, well...Westie can finally drum! Rhtymically complex. Again, I ask that anyone give a concentrated listen with headphones. I guarantee that you'll hear the subtle (and not so subtle) beauty that I hear throughout. I love American Water, and Bright Flight, (and everything else Berman has released), and would not try to rank albums. All I can say is that it is on par with the rest of his body of work. Again, Berman, you amaze me. What an album!

-- Marybeth (marybehtfourwonder@yahoo.com

Hands down.
The best songwriter alive today...
Dan Bejar.

-- marybeth (motionsuggest...), June 24th, 2005.

if such a man exists, he is a symbol of all that makes america great

-- vahid (vfoz...), August 28th, 2005 7:03 PM.

DETOURNEMENT.

In her mind I think everyone who criticizes her looks like this:
http://www.zelda-univers.com/TWW/Artworks_optimises/bokoblin.jpghttp://www.zelda-univers.com/TWW/Artworks_optimises/bokoblin.jpghttp://www.zelda-univers.com/TWW/Artworks_optimises/bokoblin.jpghttp://www.zelda-univers.com/TWW/Artworks_optimises/bokoblin.jpghttp://www.zelda-univers.com/TWW/Artworks_optimises/bokoblin.jpg

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 29th, 2005 6:54 AM.

yep also why it's known as the imperial system? we have the metric system in australia though it is spelled metRes here. never heard an american using it though, it's true.

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I've said this before, but I've picked up a British accent from watching to too much British television and cinema and from listening to even more Anglophilic grooviness. I've never even left the country and I fool native Brits!

-- Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (eastern_mantr...), August 12th, 2005.

This cracked me up.

for reals

dude, gear!, it's not your fault that anytime you show up, people are all "heh heh white couch heh heh." and by "people" i mean ned.

haha!

Squee Riese-Moraine
Squee Riese-Moraine

word!! i think it's ned's way of keeping track of everyone, he pins you to a joke or an association or something. i get a lot of poutine/crazy-quebec commentary.

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...), August 30th, 2005 1:46 AM.

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Mmmm, mead.
I am meeting up with friends tonight. I am apprehensive. One of them knows I have a crush on her, and is going to tell me that she is happily settled down with a random Canadian who is moving to the UK to be with her.

(the friends I am meeting tonight have all carefully avoided telling me this because they know I still have a crush on her. I have heard it all from less discreet mutual friends, though)

-- Forest Pines (il...), August 30th, 2005 1:46 AM.

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dude the strokes arent going to google you! dont worry!
-- huell howser (chaki.tim...), August 30th, 2005 1:50 AM.

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Yes, but their fans would.
I'm depressed that they didn't try it on Sunday, because I would have been all "Julian, dude, you wanna come on the bus? Well, you gotta give the roadiegirls the oral sexxxing favours first! Ha ha!"

(It was a good thing that Dare did the talking to Ian McCullough, not me.)

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...), August 30th, 2005 1:53 AM.

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i see
-- huell howser (chaki.tim...), August 30th, 2005 1:55 AM.

-- 3 (...), August 30th, 2005.

Cunga! Its much worse!
-- jmeister (jmeiste...) (webmail), August 28th, 2005 8:35 PM. (jmeister) (link)

RIP

-- LeCoq (leiffe...) (webmail), August 31st, 2005.

-- s1ocki (slytus...), August 29th, 2005 6:24 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

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Slocki: "Kevin Smith est une charge de merde putréfiée." *mange le poutine*

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), September 2nd, 2005 1:44 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

Gear: "I’ve seen things you people wouldn't believe. Analin' hipsters all wired on the cushions of my couch. I watched midgets glitter in the dark near my old desk job. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. And thank god, I don't want to think about them any more."

-- Luminiferous Aether (masonicboo...), September 2nd, 2005 3:26 AM.

-- bahtology (drbah...), September 4th, 2005 1:49 PM.