"Becky Lucas": C or D?

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Additonally: Real or Fake?

I'd say "Classic", if only because I've seen the same thing many, many times before. (although not here) I personally find her bizarre word capitalisation style (ie giving everyone the godly 'You') quite endearing, but the sad thing is that I suspect she might actually be "for real."

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:48 (twenty-two years ago)

Classic. She mixed things up a bit.

But how come she gets her own thread after only a few days? Poor me!

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:52 (twenty-two years ago)

giving everyone the godly 'You'

Maybe she's just into BDSM or something.

― caitlin (caitlin), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Shouldn't it be "Becky Lucas" ?

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:56 (twenty-two years ago)

she's like the Cheeky Girls - talks about touching her arse, gets a huge hit out of it (your own thread on ILX being the equivalent of a huge hit in my opinion)

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 18:58 (twenty-two years ago)

The Becky Lucas Anthology:

Men with a size 28 waist and sex
Embarassing Sexual Moments...
*UPDATE* The ' Why?' Test
Is it REALLY a sin to fart?
*UPDATE* matted/tangled hair
How does it feel to have your buthole fucked?
My hair is matted,Please help me.
How do you post a pic on html on here?
He says, She says
Why?
how does it feel to have your earwax cleaned with a paperclip?
convince me that i shouldn't hate men
WOMEN AND MEN: How many pairs of shoes do own?
What do you think about when you masturbate?
Fetishes
Wiccans, New Agers, etc.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Great idea, Andrew.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:05 (twenty-two years ago)

we shall never forget ya becky.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:06 (twenty-two years ago)

If you replace the words "*UPDATE*" with "(reprise)" it looks like a genuine track listing.

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I thought she was classic when she posted embarassing threads and made people mad, but her subsequent automatic overdefensiveness was a dud. She would have stayed classic if she just ignored the hataz.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:09 (twenty-two years ago)

dude, bl writes like most people do on the internet.

― chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:12 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, Nick, But then I wouldn't be talked about here then, now would I?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:55 (twenty-two years ago)

You might not be talked about as much, but some people might still actually be able to tolerate you.

― Nick A. (Nick A.), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 19:59 (twenty-two years ago)

There is nothing to tolerate, Don't YOU understand? This all started when a few morons started questioning my gender, even though I repeatedly said "IM me , and hear my voice".....If anything, I just give out better than most, and that is something that just *pisses* people off....by the way, my ORIGINAL Yahoo! username is pissoffproperly, Go figure.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh classic of course.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:10 (twenty-two years ago)

As a sidenote, when did our entire culture decide that pissing people off was a cool thing to do? Pissing people off is cool and interesting about 1/1000 of the time -- mostly it just pisses people off.

― nabisco (nabisco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:14 (twenty-two years ago)

*that was inspired*

― Lara (Lara), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:15 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, What city are you from? (I think Graham said LA?) I once knew a Becky Lucas.

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Graham might think I am from LA *giggles*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 20:33 (twenty-two years ago)

when did our entire culture decide that pissing people off was a cool thing to do?

I think it's Tristan Tzara's fault.

― Rockist Scientist, Wednesday, 29 January 2003 21:11 (twenty-two years ago)

never mind, give becky her own TV show and get it over with

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 22:09 (twenty-two years ago)

I'd just like to point out one thing (in a non-threatening, non-taking-the-piss manner) re: the "im me, hear my voice" schtick - you could really have anyone talking - no one would know if it was really 'becky', so perhaps this isn't the best way to prove your point?

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 22:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Now I remember why I love Nabitsuh.

― Nicole (Nicole), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 22:22 (twenty-two years ago)

"If anything, I just give out better than most"

What on earth does that mean?

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 22:49 (twenty-two years ago)

C'mon Becky post a picture of you with "I am Becky Lucus, Hello ILX" written on your forehead.

― A Nairn (moretap), Wednesday, 29 January 2003 23:10 (twenty-two years ago)

A Nairn-Why don't I just do a pic with the same thing written on my tits? You'd like that, wouldn't You, You sick puppy.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:08 (twenty-two years ago)

that really depends on the quality of said tits

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:13 (twenty-two years ago)

staid tits

― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

For Luna,How do You figure that out? What you are really saying is that nomatter what someone does, You can never prove who you really are, right? So if *YOU* say you are who you say *YOU* are, how the fuck are we sure about that, then?and if someone can vouch for You, how are we sure it's not You, or just someone playing along with what you want them to say? Are *you* really female? You want to know something, I don't think You are,You got just as bad a 'schtick' as anyone else on the net!basically that is what You are saying,and that doesn't even make a hell of alot of sense actually, because then everybody is just as big of a liar as You are claiming 'me' to be...tsk.tsk.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 01:14 (twenty-two years ago)

I was trying to point out that perhaps there's a better way to prove yourself than being a loudmouth, obnoxious twat?

As for myself, I've never claimed to be anything other than who I am, nor do I particularly care what a board full of strangers thinks of my sexuality.

I was TRYING TO HELP YOU, YOU FUCKTARD.

God forgive me, I won't make that mistake again.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 January 2003 04:20 (twenty-two years ago)

http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200/drd100/d134/d1348516q77.jpg

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 30 January 2003 04:30 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.losangeles.org/firestone/becky.html

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 30 January 2003 04:32 (twenty-two years ago)

lucacentric!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 05:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, Spinchter says what?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Ouch, that one stung. Really, ow. Pain.

With that latest example of your rapier wit, you've indeed proven yourself the master of the universe. All hail.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Good for Mr Sphincter! Mine doesn't say anything.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Jim,Um.....No.Keep trying though.*here's a clue* I have NO middle initial,for I have NO middle name.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:42 (twenty-two years ago)

No actually, it talks shit. And THAT is the worst joke I've ever thought of, sorry.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna's spinchter farts too much on these boards.This is the last thing it said:
"Ouch, that one stung. Really, ow. Pain.
With that latest example of your rapier wit, you've indeed proven yourself the master of the universe. All hail.

-- luna's spinchter

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:46 (twenty-two years ago)

If you need time to look up the big words, it's okay, I can wait.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

(luna should stop poking her buthole with oddly shaped animal dildos) LOL

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Hey Luna, did that 'loveknot' go in alright?
You should be more CAREFUL!!!!
lololololololol

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:48 (twenty-two years ago)

As I think someone else pointed out, 'butthole' has two t's.

If you lack the imagination to be clever in your insults, at least have the decency to be entertaining.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:49 (twenty-two years ago)

And stop laughing at yr own jokes, they're worse than mine! Maybe.

― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:54 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh, did your BUTHOLE take cigarette smoking,or something...butthole smoking...fartface? does the word ARSEHOLE have 2 s's as in ARSSEHOLE....I am not trying to win a spelling bee competition (I did that years and YEARS ago)...My fingers will type whatever they like.thankyou.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Andrew, come suck a FART out of my ARSSSSSSSSE.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:56 (twenty-two years ago)

It just makes you look like more of an uneducated piece of fluff than I had previously suspected you were.

Go away, little girl.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 January 2003 06:59 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna is jealous now.
Perhaps my sarcasm/annoyance plan worked a little too well!
Luna, You made my day.You are so naive! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Jealous of what precisely?

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 January 2003 07:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Actually, nevermind. I've lost interest.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 January 2003 07:04 (twenty-two years ago)

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do you like mike skinner?

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

It says on my profile, James, I asked you first.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

Can someone bar canyon-cunt forever please? Or can we move again and not tell it where we've gone?

― toraneko (toraneko), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:32 (twenty-two years ago)

I heart toraneko

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:33 (twenty-two years ago)

You shouldn't speak of your mother like that Toraneko.I bet the reason why her cunt got like that was because of your ugly self.You know, how elephants carry their 'babies' for a little over a year, You should understand.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, you are a racist, homophobic, non-PhD-holding waste of space.

Do not address me on these boards ever again.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:35 (twenty-two years ago)

Luna, shouldn't You be licking out your mother about now?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:36 (twenty-two years ago)

DO YOU LIKE MIKE SKINNER?

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

I've never heard of a "metaphore"

Is it anything like a "metaphor"? Or are you using the French spelling? In which case, you missed off an accent acute.

No - don't thank me. I'm just glad to help!

― C J (C J), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:37 (twenty-two years ago)

Suzy, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, and PARTIALLY right about talking to you, But how can I ignore the bitter rants of a stupid pathetic moron such as yourself?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:38 (twenty-two years ago)

Ah, CJ...does 'CJ' stand for 'CUNT JOB'? or 'COCK JERKER'?
It would have been cute, if You were right in either case, unfortunately my finger just slipped and hit the 'e' key that was next to the 'r' key....small typo, but then again you are not clever enough to think about that, are you, CJ?
And, No, *I* am glad to help *you*!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:43 (twenty-two years ago)

CJ? does your mother like it when you fuck her pussy whilst she sleeps?*Just wondering*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:45 (twenty-two years ago)

what's your favorite nick cave album?

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:46 (twenty-two years ago)

mine is 'from her to eternity' over 'your funeral...', I like 'the good son' but everyone else I know hates it.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

CJ.....I am waiting for the answer~!!!!!
be right back, I have to take a pee!!!! *giggles*

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:47 (twenty-two years ago)

James, You just want to rape me, don't you?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:48 (twenty-two years ago)

are you saying that cause those are my two favorite nick cave albums? your profile said you like nick cave.

did you get to see morrissey when he played out there?

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:50 (twenty-two years ago)

James, You never answered me, how old are you? You got exactly 4 seconds to answer me until You will never have a chance to speak to me again.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:52 (twenty-two years ago)

I am in my twenties.

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:53 (twenty-two years ago)

what is your favorite nick cave album?

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:54 (twenty-two years ago)

James, for a start, I love everything about all the bands I mentioned, I mean, only a true fan would love everything, and a false fan would just have a 'favourite' I know the bar Morrisey goes to, and I have met and spoken to him before, He lives near Santa Monica, and he doesn't look at all as he did in the 80's...he has a beer belly and he screams out "Viva Mexico" for some fucking reason whenever he gets drunk. No big deal, really.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:55 (twenty-two years ago)

James, how old are you?If I don't know how old you are, don't expect me to answer your questions. I am going to bed anyway....Goodnight.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:57 (twenty-two years ago)

*sings*
They call me the wild rose...but my name was Elisa Day....why they call me that I do not know.......

And the mercy seat was burning....and I think his balls were a' burning......and ...(I am just taking the piss) lol

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 08:59 (twenty-two years ago)

goodnight!

― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I bet you are French and you smell bad! Le Pong!

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, for the record, the French for smell isn't "le pong". Just thought I'd let you know. I wouldn't want you embarrassing yourself next time you're in France.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:06 (twenty-two years ago)

a false fan would just have a 'favourite'

Are you British by any chance, Becky?

― ..., Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:08 (twenty-two years ago)

*peers out from behind couch* Is she gone yet?

To answer the question DUD, coz I start reading a thread, see her post and think
“this is gonna degenerate into another petty slagging match with absolutely no connection to the original subject”

― smee (smee), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Becky, for the record, the French for smell isn't "le pong"

I'm not sure if Mark is correct in this.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:26 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark Homo, "Le Pong" is the nickname for a strange smell off the coast of Hampshire.....Maybe it is coming from Your mothers pussy, who knows....By the way, start saving your work from your site, Mark.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:32 (twenty-two years ago)

So who pissed on your cornflakes?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:40 (twenty-two years ago)

I suspect it was Tony the Tiger. Then the piss crystallised and they turned into Frosties.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:43 (twenty-two years ago)

I dare not ask where my Allbran came from then.

Mark Homo Le Pong - it has quite a ring to it doesn't it. Are you going to change your log in name?

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

I hate secret formulae.

― N. (nickdastoor), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

Nah, You got the frosties right after sucking off your dads cock and letting the cum dribble off your lips and into your cornflakes which your mother makes with her dried shite.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:45 (twenty-two years ago)

*raises hand to mouths and stares incredulously at the last post*

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

MARK HOMO LE PONG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
LOL@ LARA'S POST

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:46 (twenty-two years ago)

mouths?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

*runs away*

― Lara (Lara), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:47 (twenty-two years ago)

Lara is a hydra. hence the large number of mouths. Cut off one of her heads and immediately two more grow in its place. Gosh, didn't you know that Becky? I thought you were clever with a PhD and everything.

Becky: My family aren't actually that inventive, to be honest.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 09:49 (twenty-two years ago)

Point, they couldn't have been if *YOU* are here.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark Homo pussy boy, You just want to murder everyone from here, you violent little fucker, cutting off of heads, killing with paperclips, you just got bumfucked too much by your old man.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:02 (twenty-two years ago)

sorry, I'm a bit out of breath having just chased two colleagues round the office with my battleaxe. Unfortunately the two I chased today were much faster runners than me, rivalling Roger Bannister in their prowess. Yesterday's were tardy clunkers tho, and as I got into work this morning the cleaner was furiously scrubbing at the bloodstains on the water cooler.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:18 (twenty-two years ago)

I'm leaning towards dud as my final verdict. But since she seems to think we're all dud too, I don't feel too bad about it.

― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:36 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark, why do you have child porn in your mail account?

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:39 (twenty-two years ago)

possibly coz you sent me some? I doubt very much if Gary Glitter knows my email address.

― MarkH (MarkH), Thursday, 30 January 2003 10:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Viva Mexico!

― A Nairn (moretap), Thursday, 30 January 2003 15:01 (twenty-two years ago)

dud

― duane, Thursday, 30 January 2003 15:06 (twenty-two years ago)

i agree, duane

― weasel diesel (K1l14n), Thursday, 30 January 2003 22:41 (twenty-two years ago)

Mark H , just leave me alone if you are going to be a nasty little one of them.You started it, now I end it, leave me alone.

― becky lucas (becky_lucas), Thursday, 30 January 2003 23:45 (twenty-two years ago)

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