alright this shit's getting too big now ... MORE EXCELSIOR, MORE HA-HA-HA POSTS, MORE LAUGHING

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wook at da widdle baby
-- cinniblount (littlejohnnyjewe...), December 11th, 2003 8:54 AM. (James Blount) (later) (link)

They were, and they were called Ui.

-- NickB (nic...), December 11th, 2003. (later)

Note to self: Must stop speaking in garble.

-- NickB (nic...), December 11th, 2003. (later)

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Nah, about Justine Frischmann. All the songs on the first album were about her. Apparently the songs are straight, but with her gender changed to male to obscure her identity.
-- THAT Kate (masonicboo...), December 9th, 2003. (kate) (later)

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Don't disillusion C-lum! He thinks the songs are for him.
-- El Diablo Robotico (nicolew1...), December 9th, 2003. (Nicole) (later)

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Mandee was thinking of Take Me Up The Arse (Not Really Mum) - the German import B-side.
-- N. (nickdastoo...), December 9th, 2003. (nickdastoor) (later)

Sorry for this thread which is the worst I've ever started but I do honestly want to know.

-- Tico Tico (ticoticoil...), December 11th, 2003.

--

On a related note, I have the world's largest prime member.

Yeah, but mine is number.

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 11th, 2003. (Tuomas) (later)

From all the sex I have EVERY DAY!

-- Tuomas (tuomas.alh...), December 11th, 2003. (Tuomas) (later)

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But that's logical, animals and human's are different shapes.
-- Nick Southall (auspiciousfis...), December 11th, 2003.

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BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT HUMANS! Why would they wear human clothes? They wear animal clothes!
-- NA (naamm...), December 11th, 2003

i wouldn't trust gareth as far as i could throw him (300 yards)
-- stevem (bluesk...), December 11th, 2003 12:13 PM. (blueski) (later) (link) (admin) (62.140.207.140)

< shirley bassey >

gold...FEEEEEENGER!!!

< /shirley bassey>

I've seen trent reznor and quintron in the quarter on various occasions (never together of course)

-- Felcher (wangchungvsah...), December 11th, 2003.

Why did you get to see Trent Reznor?

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), December 11th, 2003.

the french quarter in new orleans, he used to ride his bike around town a lot. my ex-girlfriend goes to the same Mardi Gras party that he does.

-- Felcher (wangchungvsah...), December 11th, 2003.

Not fair.

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), December 11th, 2003.

that's what i said.

-- Felcher (wangchungvsah...), December 11th, 2003.

-- Nichole Graham (britbab...), December 11th, 2003 9:10 PM.

No. It shouldn't.

-- Allyzay (grr...), December 11th, 2003 9:22 PM.

D'oh! Again, DMB does not suck, they're very talented actually. Boring? Maybe. Depends on your musical background and what you're into. Someone who is used to jams and what you call "boring music" is more apt to be interested in say the DMB and not something more intense. At least DMB have some sort of strong instrumental foundation, while Coldplay is just...there.
-- Allison (derangedduc...), December 11th, 2003. (later)

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Talented??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), December 11th, 2003. (later)

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No it's not.
-- C-Man (cma...), December 11th, 2003.

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yes it is.
-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), December 11th, 2003

The movie not the show!
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), December 11th, 2003. (later)

"yu gung"
-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), December 11th, 2003. (later)

A Blixa muppet would kick so much ass.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), December 11th, 2003. (later)

Life's like a movie, write your own ending...
-- ModJ (Mod...) (webmail), December 11th, 2003. (later)

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i think this is for the best, you have outgrown it now. it is wise to realise when it is time to move on
-- charltonlido (charltonlid...), December 11th, 2003.

Tie bandanas around apples and sic them on the blood oranges.

- Tep

-- N. (nickdastoo...), December 11th, 2003.

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(that wasn't supposed to sound excited, btw)
-- N. (nickdastoo...), December 11th, 2003.

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Holy crap what?
-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...) (webmail), December 12th, 2003. (aja)

Heidi! (out of Sugababes)
-- Tom

PAM IS TEH CUTETS

-- Dean Gulberry (drunken_bastar...), December 11th, 2003

^... has made me laugh out loud twice now. and I don't even know why! scary

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As do we all.
-- Trayce (trayc...), December 12th, 2003 3:20 AM. (trayce) (later)

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I'm currently, right now, having as many lesbian orgies as I possibly can.
-- Andrew (n...), December 12th, 2003 3:22 AM. (enneff) (later)

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how many are you at so far
-- scissors (onehal...), December 12th, 2003 3:24 AM. (Honda) (later)

This is the thread where I answer to you with literal translations of obscure Finnish proverbs.

I am going to print it out and keep it, and maybe make little cartoon illustrations to go with it!

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Jason.

I'ma just tell you what my daddy told me from his death bed. He lay there, still and quiet, his eyes sunk deep into his face, and slowly reached out one skinny arm towards me, taking my hand tenderly, as one might pluck a delicate rose from a spring flowerbed. He lived life as a man's man, but in death he was so fragile and anonymous. more like a lost child. He stroked the back of my hand with one finger and gingerly pulled me closer. Already a few phrases were bubbling in the back of his skinny throat, but he lacked the strength to set them free. I leaned in further and caught what were to be his final words: "Son...keep it gangsta", he sighed. And with that, he was gone.

Hope that helps.

Petey

-- Petey P@blo (Sinner@RaiseUp.com)

-- Jody Beth Rosen (edito...), April 4th, 2003.
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*runs after with torches, pitchforks*

-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), April 4th, 2003.
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I think she's k-lame too! Ha! * harrasses from rear position *

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), April 4th, 2003.
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* gently *

-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), April 4th, 2003.
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oh man, it's mogadishu all over again

-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), April 4th, 2003.
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-- Millar (tmilla...), May 8th, 2003.
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::slurp slurp::

-- Kenan Hebert (khebert...), May 8th, 2003.

-- Anthony Miccio (anthonymicci...) (webmail), January 31st, 2003 3:37 PM. (Anthony Miccio) (link)

Medium, thin-crust pepperoni pizza
Nestle baking chocolate (semisweet)
Gummi bears
2 fried eggs
Cinnamon hearts
Boneless chicken wings
Sweet 'N' Low (2 packets' worth)
Mayo
California raisins (1 cup)
Medium, thin-crust pepperoni pizza
-- Curt1s Stephens (sevenxvii...), December 25th, 2003 2:32 PM. (Curtis Stephens)

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), January 9th, 2004.

I really want to see Waterworld right now.
-- A Nairn (moreta...), January 9th, 2004 4:34 PM. (moretap)

was on a breezy little road trip with a few chums, when guess who happened to be walking near the Bangbus...
-- Yeah Dude (workthatpussydud...), January 9th, 2004 9:38 PM.

-- fiddo centington (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), January 9th, 2004 12:14 AM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

your ideas are intriguing to me

-- the surface noise

Didn't see it. BUT, the Donald's hair is awesome. It's defiant. Only a billionaire (and is he even a billionaire???) would dare to have hair like that.
"Hey kid, I got so much scratch, it doesn't matter if I get my toupé at the same place used vacuum salesmen get theirs. Cuz I'm RICH! HA HA HA HA HA HA. Now get off my lawn."
-- Huckleberry Mann (handsomishbo...), January 9th, 2004 11:48 AM.

-- TOMBOT (themilitantsareaminorit...), January 9th, 2004.

does it matter what thread this is from?

-- Dale the Titled (cpre...), January 2nd, 2004 11:07 AM.

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Thread over.
-- Dom Passantino (lifetimepilingu...), January 9th, 2004.

-- Sean (saturns...), January 9th, 2004. (later)

I think you actually understand it exactly Sean.

-- Spencer Chow (spencercho...), January 9th, 2004. (later)

DJ Griz NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-- tokyo rosemary (rosemarygilber...), January 9th, 2004 2:09 PM. (later)

- minna (minna@haveafun.com) (webmail), January 9th, 1999 10:15 PM. (minna) (later) (link)

hey im 13 and my boyfriends 12 i feel that we're really in love we've been together 3 month and have already stayed all night at each other's house we kiss and everything we tell each other we love you all the time but i wonder if its true love?

-- brandi (b_bowlin9...), January 10th, 2004 8:50 PM. (later)

Answers

Yes.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), January 10th, 2004 8:50 PM. (later)

Could be

-- Patrick Kinghorn (paddypowe...), January 10th, 2004 8:51 PM. (later)

probably not

-- mark p (mark.p****...), January 10th, 2004 9:20 PM. (later)

No.

-- Trayce (trayc...), January 10th, 2004 9:22 PM. (later)

Also...is she still a stunningly beautiful woman?

-- @d@ml (nordicskilla@hotmail.com), January 9th, 2004. (later)

YES.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), January 9th, 2004. (later)

Good...because I heard working with The Roots makes your hair fall out and your tits touch your kneecaps.

-- @d@ml (nordiEF="webmail.php?msgid=4100923">nordicskill...), January 9th, 2004. (later)

For an example: see Common.

-- @d@ml (nordicskilla@hotmail.com), January 9th, 2004. (later)

i've had encounters like that, of the what "what on earth is a person like you doing in a place like this p.s. your ass in bangin" variety.

-- herbalizer12 (sherbert1...), January 7th, 2004.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), January 9th, 2004. (later)

OKAY I REALLY MISREAD THAT DAN ARGH.

-- Trayce (trayc...), January 9th, 2004. (later)

The typo doesn't help (how did you misread it, though?).

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), January 9th, 2004. (later)

Put an 's' at the end of your sentence ;)

-- Trayce (trayc...), January 9th, 2004. (later)

WAHEY

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), January 9th, 2004. (later)

Oh god, I've outdone Dan, the end is nigh.

-- Trayce (trayc...), January 9th, 2004. (later)

Yeah, I love Dylan's Nashville Skyline crooning voice. He sounds really relaxed, like he's getting a blowjob while singing.

--Sym(Shmuelm4...)

Hear the voice in your head and this is really funny

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But Ms Lurex, this guitar's ass, does it bang?
-- Ned Raggett (ne...), January 11th, 2004. (Ned) (later)

-- Lord Custos Omicron (l.custo...), January 11th, 2004. (later)

-- Curt1s Stephens (sevenxvii...), January 11th, 2004. (later)

-- matthew james (action_Respok...), July 27th, 2002.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), February 25th, 2003.

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Yes, they obviously killed and ate Tricky, Matt.
-- suzy (theartskooldisk...), February 25th, 2003.

Hey, thanks for reading. Sorry for my 2003 wrap-up taking so long. I've been very occupied as of late with various freelance work and finishing up some writing for the ___ Weekly and ________.

It was a wild year to say the least, am I right? If you weren't listening to a Deerhoof album you downloaded off of Soulseek, you were watching a Chinese-subtitled Finding Nemo (a children's film!), you downloaded off KaZaA.

Let's get to it, shall we:

Three rappers from the South released albums this year! Their music has lots of shouting and is called "crunk." David Banner's is a garden variety radical with shitty-sounding drums and slowed down albums that sound good to black people when they drink cough syrup to get high, Lil Jon is crazy and his music is about sex, and __________ are sort of the same as Lil Jon and David Banner but different.

Also, there were a bunch of other hip-hop and rap singers doing songs this year. _______, for instance, who brought his _______ meets ______ flow over ________ in a blender beats. His former partner in rhyme _________ switched it up with a few hot singles (including the _______-sampling smash "_________") that had the "game on lock." All in all, some hot songs were released by hip-hop singers this year, but can we tone it down on the violence and objectification of women. I mean, I'm all for free expression but do we need a girl shaking her god-given assets (pardon the pun) while some doo-ragged thug with a pistol leers at her in every video on BET.

50 Cent had several famous songs that I heard many times. Too bad he can't open his mouth, huh?

Compared to pop-thugs like 50 Cent and _________, Jay-z looks like ______. He dropped an uncompromising final album with his best "rhymes" yet and also acknowledged the brilliance of the criminally underrated Talib Kweli and Common. Maybe some other so-called rappers should take the hint and retire now! (I'm looking at you _________.)

"Dancehall reggae" or just "dancehall" was another big story in the 2k3. Dancehall singers Sean Paul, Elephantman and others taught us how to "wind that waist," "dutty yeah," and "bun di chi-chi man," and duet with Beyonce (phwoar!). I predict more big things in the future from the little island of Jamaica.

And now, to England, where rap music has been reinvented. Dizzee Rascal, who is much better than The Streets, raps about guns and girls and possibly drugs (but not cars!) (Note: In England gasoline is known as 'petrol.') Dizzee Rascal is reinventing music because his beats sound like _________. There are other rappers in the "UK garage" scene such as Wiley, the ______ of London, who, like Dizzee, proves again that England isn't all Britpop and "bangers and mash."

Indie rock again proves the law of diminishing returns and the less said about it the better. (But if you're still interested check out, _______, Deerhoof, ________, ________, ____________, ____, _______, ________, and _______.") (Note to Williamsburg hipsters: Lose the trucker hats and the Maiden shirts.)

And the big trend in music criticism this year was the blogosphere, renegade journalists that weren't afraid to let their freak flag fly. Heron Bone, K-Punk, Luka, Technicolor and myself didn't pull any punches in our weekly or even daily dispatches from the frontlines of the culture war. If you're interested in reading more, check the links on the sidebar of this page.

Well, that was my 2003, ya'll. Hope you enjoyed my wrap-up. If you have any questions/comments/arguments e-mail me. See ya.

-- cloverlandthug (redandgree...), January 12th, 2004. (later)

no I'm not
-- nate detritus (n***p*****550...), January 12th, 2004 8:21 PM.

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That poor dolphin.
-- Dan Perry (djperr...), January 12th, 2004 7:53 PM

Lost my shit.