Now, a small cadre of philistines in my office has been using the word "outreach" as a NOUN... "Were you able to establish some outreach with the printers?" etc.
What language abuses have been rubbing you raw lately?
― andy, Tuesday, 23 December 2003 22:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 22:35 (twenty-one years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 22:37 (twenty-one years ago)
― caitlin (caitlin), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:21 (twenty-one years ago)
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:36 (twenty-one years ago)
― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)
― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:45 (twenty-one years ago)
Four Words: Use Other Words Please"Use other words please."Commonly used phrases that inexplicably bug youMost irritating cliche/phrase/expression"Taking Things to a Whole `Nother Level!" words that annoyWords that should earn the author a slapPROVERBIAL and other tip offs to poor writing
― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:48 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:52 (twenty-one years ago)
― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)
― TEH ONE AN ONLEY DEANN GULBAREY (deangulberry), Tuesday, 23 December 2003 23:57 (twenty-one years ago)
― andy, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)
-- caitlin (wpsal...) (webmail), December 23rd, 2003. (caitlin)
Oh yes, yes yes. I second that one. And the people who say it, say it over and over.
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)
― oops (Oops), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:03 (twenty-one years ago)
I also have a horror of people who write prolifically in all caps.
― felicity (felicity), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:07 (twenty-one years ago)
This is true.
But, this is a topic that should be dealt with routinely and harshly... the only way we can correct the language and suppress it's organic growth is by exposing and banning every new usage as it occurs... Isn't that what the French do?
― andy, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:14 (twenty-one years ago)
Also: 'fridge,' girls who refer to each other as 'girl,' proactive...i'll be back when i think of more....
― roger adultery, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Ed (dali), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 00:54 (twenty-one years ago)
― the music mole (colin s barrow), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 01:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Roderick the Visigoth. (Jake Proudlock), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 24 December 2003 03:30 (twenty-one years ago)
― BrianB (BrianB), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 05:26 (twenty-one years ago)
― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― Melly E (Melly E), Wednesday, 24 December 2003 21:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― barbara wintergreen, Monday, 29 December 2003 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)
― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Monday, 29 December 2003 20:18 (twenty-one years ago)
― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 29 December 2003 20:34 (twenty-one years ago)
'poetic justice'. Used by the lazy to describe all 'justice' the speaker approves of, instead of a particular type. The adjective is rendered meaningless.
Agree re 'bird' for woman/girl, and lament its threatened return. Stinks of 'I'm being un-PC, where's my medal?'. Also the C-person uses it, which kinda ends the argument.
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Monday, 29 December 2003 23:59 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:00 (twenty-one years ago)
― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:10 (twenty-one years ago)
― barbara wintergreen, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)
― Fred Nerk (Fred Nerk), Tuesday, 30 December 2003 00:46 (twenty-one years ago)
― ermes marana, Tuesday, 30 December 2003 01:47 (twenty-one years ago)
― J-rock (Julien Sandiford), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:29 (twenty years ago)
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― gear (gear), Thursday, 18 August 2005 07:34 (twenty years ago)
Wait, huh? Fridge is the thing you put food in, whats wrong with it?
― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 18 August 2005 08:01 (twenty years ago)
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 09:10 (twenty years ago)
I'm picturing him saying things such as "Would you like me to remove another beverage from the refrigerator for you, whilst we watch some association football?"
― Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:29 (twenty years ago)
― naus (Robert T), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:38 (twenty years ago)
― Diddyismus (Dada), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:39 (twenty years ago)
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 18 August 2005 10:42 (twenty years ago)
Too right.
― Webinar in Wetherspoons (Tom D.), Thursday, 23 October 2025 19:52 (one month ago)
Yeah, agree. Question, answer, done.
― Instead of create and send out, it pull back and consume (unperson), Thursday, 23 October 2025 19:52 (one month ago)
Send a winking smiley
― This dark glowing bohemian coffeehouse (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 23 October 2025 19:57 (one month ago)
K
Best Regards,Your NameImportant Title
Live, Love, Laugh - Bob Marley
― sarahell, Thursday, 23 October 2025 19:59 (one month ago)
-rhonda
― tuah dé danann (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 October 2025 20:03 (one month ago)
Thank you
for the thank you card
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 October 2025 21:12 (one month ago)
I decided early on that I would be a cheers guy and have never given it a second thought because it cannot possibly matter
― fact checking suz (wins), Thursday, 23 October 2025 21:16 (one month ago)
I rotate between "All the best," "All best," and "Very best."
"Best" just isn't enough.
― jmm, Thursday, 23 October 2025 21:19 (one month ago)
Best,
M. Johnson-Watt
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 October 2025 21:23 (one month ago)
I had a colleague at a prior job who would usually send me Big Lebowski gifs/memes in lieu of “thank yous”
― brimstead, Thursday, 23 October 2025 21:24 (one month ago)
One of my colleagues uses a hyphenated 'thank-you' in every context ('Thank-you!') and it bugs me.
― Sam Weller, Monday, 27 October 2025 11:56 (four weeks ago)
OH GOD
It’s as if they’re making their thanks all sing-song and it just looks ridiculously incorrect.
― einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Monday, 27 October 2025 12:14 (four weeks ago)
I use "much appreciated" or "appreciate your help" as a sign off quite a lot, I guess mainly because most of the time when I send an email it's to a part of the wider digital civil service that I depend on to perform their role in order to help me or my team do things.
Sometimes I appreciate them hugely and other times involving them is more a necessary evil, depending who it is, but I still use this all the same.
― LocalGarda, Monday, 27 October 2025 12:25 (four weeks ago)
For Great Honour!
Tracer Hand
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 October 2025 12:28 (four weeks ago)
When I sign off with "all the best" I am always thinking about
https://i.postimg.cc/Vk8gqx6j/image.png
― sent a message through the Internet but it rejected (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 27 October 2025 12:31 (four weeks ago)
Something very satisfying about a well timed “many thanks.”
In my job I’ve noticed a kond of tic during meetings that when somebody finishes a 10-minute presentation that they clearly slaved over the senior person present will say “Thank (x) that’s really helpful” in lieu of anything specific and then move on and it just makes my skin crawl. It’s meant kindly I’m sure but it feels like such a hand wavey response
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 October 2025 12:31 (four weeks ago)
i mean “Thanks (x)”
and kInd, obv
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 October 2025 12:32 (four weeks ago)
that's why I never put any effort into my presentations
― fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 27 October 2025 14:00 (four weeks ago)
i wish work were like this tbh
― she freaks, she speaks (map), Monday, 27 October 2025 14:51 (four weeks ago)
― fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, October 27, 2025 2:00 PM (fifty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
yeah for real. the only way i can actually do stuff like this is to try and have fun with it.
― she freaks, she speaks (map), Monday, 27 October 2025 14:54 (four weeks ago)
but usually i can just steal somebody else's work.
I just do my Q&A at the beginning and count on someone's complaints about the process I'm explaining to carry me through my allotted time
― fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 27 October 2025 15:14 (four weeks ago)
good idea, i think i'll steal it.
― she freaks, she speaks (map), Monday, 27 October 2025 15:25 (four weeks ago)
yeah thanks f hazel that’s really helpful
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 27 October 2025 16:11 (four weeks ago)
hmm i like that idea
― beige accent rug (Hunt3r), Monday, 27 October 2025 16:40 (four weeks ago)
it only works at places with really dysfunctional software and processes, so... everywhere
― fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 27 October 2025 17:17 (four weeks ago)
I end up in the opposite position… having to rush because my allotted time was cut short by excessive grounding exercises and intros.
― sarahell, Monday, 27 October 2025 17:36 (four weeks ago)
But sometimes I will do Q&A at the beginning because there’s too much to cover as is and I don’t want to be the tedious person explaining things no one gaf about
― sarahell, Monday, 27 October 2025 17:38 (four weeks ago)
the goal is to have a powerpoint that explains everything but burn up all the presentation time by letting people rant about the subject of the powerpoint, then just say "good Q&A! I'll email everyone the presentation for review". this may vary by workplace but where I am an in-person meeting is guaranteed to be full of people who want to air grievances and they are ready to go when you ask for questions.
― fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Monday, 27 October 2025 17:41 (four weeks ago)
See I am just trying to get them to understand things so they don’t do stupid things
― sarahell, Monday, 27 October 2025 17:59 (four weeks ago)
“i just… ran out of time”
what is this weak-ass shit
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 2 November 2025 15:59 (three weeks ago)
"divisive"
― sent a message through the Internet but it rejected (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 4 November 2025 13:36 (two weeks ago)
new parents:
"makin memories"
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 12:55 (one week ago)
parenting is more like forgetting memories ime
― kinder, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 13:22 (one week ago)
"Making memories" has been sickeningly commercialised too
― Alba, Tuesday, 11 November 2025 15:55 (one week ago)
That phrase makes me think scatologically tbh
― sarahell, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 15:13 (one week ago)
Ugh, the baby just made some serious memories, ew
― calmer chameleon (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 15:16 (one week ago)
I mean … that’s what babies do?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 12 November 2025 15:19 (one week ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6kIZ0BCvUU
― fluffy tufts university (f. hazel), Wednesday, 12 November 2025 15:34 (one week ago)
'raw dog'
― Sam Weller, Monday, 17 November 2025 14:20 (one week ago)
& the dweebs
― giving you schtick (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 17 November 2025 14:44 (one week ago)
'the juice wasn't worth the squeeze'
heard this twice in a week by journalists on NPR, must be having a moment
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 18 November 2025 00:54 (six days ago)
It usually accompanies a “nothingburger” iirc
― sarahell, Friday, 21 November 2025 20:18 (three days ago)
nothingburger with a side of fuck-all fries
― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 November 2025 21:08 (three days ago)
Is it just me or are people introducing their sentences with the word "honestly" more than they used to? ex: "Honestly? I don't really like cilantro"
Like no one is doubting this very mundane thing you are saying, there is no reason to take an oath
― Paul Ponzi, Friday, 21 November 2025 23:47 (three days ago)
Sadly I came by that habit by being treated like shit by people who made me feel bad expressing myself
― Edward Albee Sure (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 November 2025 23:54 (three days ago)
i dislike “honestly” because the implied alternative is what, dishonesty? there is the superiority of “frankly,” which has antonyms not of dishonesty but of indirectness or evasiveness. at least to me
― beige accent rug (Hunt3r), Saturday, 22 November 2025 00:35 (two days ago)
"genuinely" has seemingly been on the increase here in the last few years - I blame Jonathan Ross
― kinder, Saturday, 22 November 2025 08:25 (two days ago)
had a former coworker who was a power user of 'quite frankly'
thanks to the joys of open-plan offices, it became a game to count how many times they used it on a phone call
― mookieproof, Sunday, 23 November 2025 00:14 (yesterday)
ha those kinds of office nonsense can provide the only good times imo
― beige accent rug (Hunt3r), Sunday, 23 November 2025 00:20 (yesterday)