Should Kanye West pimp John Cena's ride, or should he offer him hair dye tips?

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Well?

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 March 2004 17:18 (twenty-one years ago)

who is this john cena?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 22 March 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

A rassler methinks.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 22 March 2004 17:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Wrestling's John Cena: flow or no?
john cena's love life
john cena rulez

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 22 March 2004 17:23 (twenty-one years ago)

that helps me none dom.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 22 March 2004 17:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wwefanclub.ne.jp/superstars/smack_stars/johncena.jpg

His face rides the line between striking and ugly. But he got flow.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 22 March 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

is he an american gladiator or something?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Monday, 22 March 2004 17:32 (twenty-one years ago)

He a sports entertainer (wrestler) for the WWE, and the new United States Champ. And a dirty cheat, because that's what you have to do to get ahead in the WWE these days.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Monday, 22 March 2004 17:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I believe that wrestlers for that company are officially called Superstars.

― The Huckle-Buck (Horace Mann), Monday, 22 March 2004 17:40 (twenty-one years ago)

I miss the "Feckless Intensity" (or whatever it was) John Cena.

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:31 (twenty-one years ago)

John Cena is the worst name for a wrestler since Ken Shamrock.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:32 (twenty-one years ago)

This is killing me that I can't remember what Cena's motto as when he debuted (before his Eminim makeover). Dom?

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:34 (twenty-one years ago)

ur all just jealous of conor oberst!!!1

― the surface noise (electricsound), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

cena spoke before he was paired with the unfairly maligned bling bling buchanan????

― bill stevens (bscrubbins), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, he was a sub-Angle clone who couldn't wrestle and said things like "RUTHLESS AGGRESSION."

― O.Leee.B. (Leee), Monday, 22 March 2004 23:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Your all just jealous that your not as successful as john cena!! Oh and he's so damn hott!! Word Life!

― Samie B., Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

i don't really understand what this thread is about.

― the markfox (Mark P), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Kanye says he "don't get this shit either".

― Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 30 March 2004 19:37 (twenty-one years ago)

two weeks pass...

i am sorry but do your really think that any girl of you has a chance by john cena ? wait 4 years and there is 100 per cent an other sexy guy at wwe

― andreaa (andreaa), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I know I'm not one to talk as I don't proofread my posts. But I can't resist. Must be all the grading. . .

"i" CAPTIALIZE am sorry but do "your" WHY ARE YOU USING A POSSESSIVE HERE? really think that any "girl of you" WHY ARE YOU ADDING 'OF YOU' TO A SINGULAR NOUN? has a chance "by" INCORRECT PREPOSITION "john cena" CAPITALIZE ? "wait" CAPITALIZE "4" WRITE OUT NUMBERS LESS THAN TEN years and there is ARTICLE PLEASE? 100 "per cent" PERCENT IS ONE WORD "an other sexy guy at wwe" I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IN THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING HERE.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:46 (twenty-one years ago)

"an other sexy guy at wwe" I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IN THE HELL YOU'RE SAYING HERE.

=> "another sexy guy at the World Wrestling Federation"

perhaps they want matt hardy to come take their anal virginity or somethin'.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 15:49 (twenty-one years ago)

World Wrestling Entertainment, Kingfish. Quit living in the past. I thought the rumour was that it was Matt's brother, Jeff, who was more likely enter the ass, anyway.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:00 (twenty-one years ago)

hee hee. perhaps only Amy Dumas knows for sure.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think english is her first language, Ask For Samantha.

take a chill pill.

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Remember when Lita was hot? Ah, those were the days.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

RJG, note my forewarning:

I know I'm not one to talk as I don't proofread my posts. But I can't resist. Must be all the grading. .

And I agree with you, I don't think most of our googler's speak English.

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 16:29 (twenty-one years ago)

i remember! i saw ECW come play a minor-league hockey arena about 20 minutes from her back in sept '99. she was there. I regret the photo place losing/stealing my photos of that night. I even had a shot of mike awesome doing the dive-over-the-top-rope-with-a-clothesline thing.

also, tommy dreamer bled on the floor near me.

― Kingfish Balzac (Kingfish), Wednesday, 14 April 2004 17:00 (twenty-one years ago)

nine months pass...

revive'

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 17 January 2005 01:38 (twenty years ago)

The more urgent question is, should Kanye West milk John Cena's prostate, and should we consider it a date or a pull?

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 January 2005 01:49 (twenty years ago)

you guys have a lot to learn about basic thugonomics.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 17 January 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

"Takin over Earth and still kickin in Uranus!"

"like righteous sluts with no crevices
Streets unite, we rock right over dumber beats
Yo' cats couldn't come this hot if they {jerked} off in the summer heat"

Seems to me his prostate is ripe for the milking.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 17 January 2005 02:02 (twenty years ago)

"Waiter, do you have milk-fed chickens? Well, squeeze one and bring me a glass." (/groucho)

― I Am Curious (George) (Rock Hardy), Monday, 17 January 2005 02:03 (twenty years ago)

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