Dave Matthews Has Too Many Ice Cream Flavors

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This isn't quite this.

Ben and Jerry's has added yet another Dave Matthews Band flavor, DMB's Magic Brownies. This is two DMB flavors too many, on top of a Phish flavor and a Jerry Garcia flavor.

Apparently Ben and Jerry only listen to music when hitchhiking through Vermont, so we should generate alternate musical ice creams for them.

Mississippi Mud Pie: Chopped & Screwed
Antichrist Superchunk
Beers, Steers, Queers, and Fudge
Caramel Police
Chunky Monkey Gone To Heaven

and so on.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:31 (twenty years ago)

Vanilla Morrison?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Ben and Jerry's has added yet another Dave Matthews Band flavor, DMB's Magic Brownies.

Is this in tribute to the bus dumping incident?

― Leon the Fatboy (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:34 (twenty years ago)

Yellow Rain

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

We all know that if Ben N Jerry were to make something called 'Superchunk' there would probably be no ice cream at all and would consist of brownies, reeses' peanut butter cups and heathbars pureed and frozen...

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:46 (twenty years ago)

Creamy butterscotch and chocolate ice cream with small chunks of magical DMB brownies with a striking taste that lingers for hours. Straight from Dave to your mouth. Don't drink the water!

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:47 (twenty years ago)

Okay, Leon and Miccio have both sickened me. Well done. (Wouldn't Yellow Rain be more of a slushie?)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Hits you when you least expect.

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:48 (twenty years ago)

Yo La Mango

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:49 (twenty years ago)

Match-butterscotch 20

― miccio (miccio), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

Slusher.

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

Fugaziberry Delight

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Before this gets too far, a relevant ILM thread for reference:

Help Ben N' Jerry's turn tedious artists into sweet creamy heaven!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:54 (twenty years ago)

Melt Banana. No name change needed!

― stevie nixed (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:55 (twenty years ago)

Damn, I knew it must've been done, but I didn't even think to check ILM.

― Tep (ktepi), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Orange 9mm

― Jimmy Mod always makes friends with women before bedding them down (ModJ), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

Chocolate Sabbath

― 57 7th (calstars), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

condi's fudge sugarwalls

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:58 (twenty years ago)

Our own Donut Christ started that thread and came up with some winners -- it's not enough to come up with names, *describe* your ice creams as Miccio and Jimmy here have done!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 15:59 (twenty years ago)

mine would taste like napalm.

― Big Baby Bingo (Chris V), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

― teeny (teeny), Wednesday, 16 February 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

ASIAN JACULAYTE

― RANDOR, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 17:17 (twenty years ago)

Dean Martini Crunch

― earlnash, Wednesday, 16 February 2005 17:25 (twenty years ago)

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