ExcelsiORLY? - The Excelsior Thread That Gives a Hoot

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-- sleep (enemy.airshi...), Today.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 12 May 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

o rly has jumped the shark

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 12 May 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/ild.jpg

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Friday, 12 May 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.interestingideas.com/roadside/gyros/gyros.jpg

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 12 May 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

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― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 12 May 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

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― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 12 May 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

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― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 12 May 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.interestingideas.com/roadside/gyros/sandsfish2.jpg

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 12 May 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.interestingideas.com/roadside/gyros/gyrhel.jpg

― Abbott (Abbott), Friday, 12 May 2006 23:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://fascinations.com/unique-toys-gifts/images/gyro-ring.jpg

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Friday, 12 May 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

― city of gyros (chaki), Saturday, 13 May 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://thecobrasnake.com/partyphotos/mickeyfuckingavalon/images/IMG_5972.jpg

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 May 2006 05:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.egullet.com/u6825/i11368.jpg

― fields of salmon (fieldsofsalmon), Sunday, 14 May 2006 06:20 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK OFF FORKS

(dis is the real ILX meme)

― The Notorious ESTEBAN BUTTEZ (ESTEBAN BUTTEZ~!!!), Sunday, 14 May 2006 10:59 (nineteen years ago)

stay keeping it real Estebutt

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 May 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

GO HOME FORKS!

― JW (ex machina), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

sooooo, played...

― dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

i AM home... where are you, geeky fellow?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 14 May 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

Getting vaguely back on track, I guess -- edited for timing:

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mmm...i dont know if it's true for all problem child movies.
i mean in Todd Solondz's ones he uses those colors, to portrate a cynical view of the "perfect" familys as portraid in tv american series (from Brady bunch forward) gone wrong.

but if you take Larry Clark's movies, which tend to be realistic, i don't think your mark is seen.

-- emekars (francobomban...), May 14th, 2006. (later)

never saw the todd solondz and larry clark installments of the problem child series

-- RJG (RJ...), May 14th, 2006. (later)

the problem child is awkwardly molested in the former's and murders a runaway in the latter's

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), May 14th, 2006. (later)

don't think I'll bother then

-- RJG (RJ...), May 14th, 2006. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 14 May 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

There haven't been any significant classical works since "Bolero".

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), Today.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Monday, 15 May 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

He's always good value.

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 15 May 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

snap, i cant believe that taco bizzle paint gem got discovered

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 May 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

why are you imposing your standards of coat on the rest of the world anyway you fucking fascist?
-- the confusing situation Enrique currently endures (miltonpinsk...), May 15th, 2006 9:32 AM. (Enrique) (later) (link)

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better than whacking off in front of babies
-- ken c (pykachu10...), May 15th, 2006 9:32 AM. (ken c) (later) (link)

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 15 May 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

ken c with the timely pwn

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Monday, 15 May 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

These gags will never stop being funny. FACT.

while almost half of Q's under-30 readership is now female.

HA so that's who buying Q these days, 20something women with rotten / naff music interests !

Reminder Typical Q artists: Keane, RHCP, Oasis, Coldplay, Snow Patrol

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), May 15th, 2006. (djmartian) (later)

systems thinking can solve this problem!

-- s1ocki (slytus...), May 15th, 2006. (slutsky) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 15 May 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

if i get rich then i think i'm just dip myself in liquid gold, that'll show these penis-compensating freakos

-- stevem (kingblin...) (webmail), January 6th, 2004 10:55 AM. (blueski) (link)

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Monday, 15 May 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

rrobyn, you were told that you *didn't* need another hero, what you should want is life beyond the thunderdome.

-- ailsa (ailsa.watso...), May 15th, 2006 1:24 PM. (ailsa) (later)

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://gifdepot.com/albums/Animals/SadRoo.gif

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

that is so pitiful. :-(

― dave's good arm (facsimile) (dave225.3), Monday, 15 May 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

number 3 is mocking all of us.

-- Kim (grimstitc...), May 15th, 2006. (later)

I like that about her.

-- sinful caesar sipped his snifter (fluxion2...), May 15th, 2006. (later)

mocking some more than others perhaps.

-- Kim (grimstitc...), May 15th, 2006. (later)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

jinx

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:19 (nineteen years ago)

Speaking as a comic book fan, what is this "vagina" to which you refer?

-- Austin Still (austin.swinbur...)

― and what (ooo), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

No, usually I get the feeling more like "what was I doing? Why am I standing in the middle of the living room with a spatula and a disused section of the Guardian?"

-- I Was Wrong, That Don't Mean You Were Right (masonicboo...), May 15th, 2006 11:38 PM. (kate) (later) (admin) (userip)

Kate, I'm bored with hearing about your sex life.

-- Alba (albab...), May 15th, 2006 11:49 PM. (Alba) (later) (admin) (userip)

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

haha, where's that from?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

That feeling where you know there's something exciting that you've just put to the back of your mind and it takes you a minute to remember what it was

― electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:21 (nineteen years ago)

oh that poor poor kangarooooo

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

haha i know--i just sent that out as a symbol of our attempts to find an apartment in brooklyn

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

wait, you live in brooklyn??

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:40 (nineteen years ago)

not yet, but i'm trying

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:43 (nineteen years ago)

the place i just got kicked out of in williamsburg is a block away from a new development. 1br's start at a very reasonable $1m! good luck!

― phil-two (phil-two), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:45 (nineteen years ago)

thanks man!

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

the sadness of the kangaroo is transcendental

― Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

Either that's a really big bird or kangaroos are a lot smaller than I imagined them to be.

― Sundar (sundar), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

the kangaroo represents your masculinity

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

Mookie, I'm recommending Morningside Heights and Dirty Jerzey City; we're about to move AGAIN in a few months and that's where we're confining our search.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

that's probably a wallaby but... hairsplitting...

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

thx forx. when we finally alight, we shall discuss over beers. YOU TOO JMOD

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

zuh?

― Jimmy Mod is a super idol of The MARS SPIRIT (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

fear is the mind killer!!!!!!

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

BEERS FUKR

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Tuesday, 16 May 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

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from "keeping children in wheelie bins"...

o wly?
-- teeny (teenydream...), June 28th, 2006 8:26 AM. (teeny)

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

From the recontextualise thread:

KENNETH WILLIAMS: how can intelligent humans achieve happiness in a hypermediated and hypersexualised environment which shows every sign of worsening?

BERNARD BRESSLAW: Where is this hypersexualized environment, then? Is there a bus?

-- Tim (hopkinsti...), June 29th, 2006. (Tim) (later)

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 29 June 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

Paulnino P. (19028): Hi, my name is Paulnino P. (19028). How may I help you?
Jose: hello my name is jose i have problem
Paulnino P. (19028): I see. Welcome Jose!
Jose: my router it does not work right
Paulnino P. (19028): I see.
Paulnino P. (19028): May I know the model and version number of your Linksys device?
Jose: i cannot read the box it is damaged
Jose: it was sold to me by a gypsy
Jose: they said it would give me superpowers
Paulnino P. (19028): I see.
Jose: i want to know whiy it does not
Paulnino P. (19028): I see.
Jose: it should make me ike spodermang
Paulnino P. (19028): Kindly look underneath the router. You will find the model number there and the version beside the model number.
Jose: because she say it will amke meshot web
Jose: i think it does not have one
Jose: but they said it is a linkses
Jose: and this is close enough to linkses
Jose: it is a little black box with ports
Jose: what i want to know is how do i shot web
Paulnino P. (19028): I see. Actually, we need the model number and version for us to troubleshoot it.
Jose: it is a befsr11
Paulnino P. (19028): Thank you.
Jose: you have not answered my question
Jose: how do i shot web

-- Q('.'Q) (ï¿½@ï¿½) (webmail), June 5th, 2006 12:39 AM. (eman) (link) (admin) (userip)

Paulnino P. (19028): What LED lights are lit on the router front panel?
Jose: i am not sure sir but none of them say shot web
Jose: that is what i bought it for
Paulnino P. (19028): What do you mean by shot web?
Jose: i mean to shoot web
Jose: you have seen spiderman
Jose: he can shot web
Jose: the lady told me that it works like that
Jose: i have to find the button
Jose: i believe her more than an internets robot
Paulnino P. (19028): I see. It seems that you are not serious with your problem.
Jose: i am serious
Jose: i spent 200 dollars on this
Paulnino P. (19028): Okay.
Paulnino P. (19028): What do you exactly mean by spiderman shooting the web?
Jose: i mean it comes out of his hand and he can swing around
Jose: if you were more helpful
Jose: i would be swinging around now
Paulnino P. (19028): Yes, our routers can let you surf the web.
Jose: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN
Jose: i mean what port does the web come out of
Jose: the spiderman web
Paulnino P. (19028): For you to access the web or Internet on the router we need to configure it.
Jose: if you are not going to be helpful i am going to leave
Jose: goodbye sir

-- Q('.'Q) (ï¿½@ï¿½) (webmail), June 5th, 2006 12:41 AM. (eman) (link) (admin) (userip)

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Thursday, 29 June 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

lol waht thread is that

― jergins (jergins), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

it should make me ike spodermang

― PappaWheelie 2 (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

(and it has)

― PappaWheelie (aka Ike Spodermang) (PappaWheelie 2), Thursday, 29 June 2006 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

Hahah thats great!
Paulnino P. (19028): Yes, our routers can let you surf the web.
Jose: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEAN

I love it.

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 29 June 2006 23:32 (nineteen years ago)

so Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaats where it's from...

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 30 June 2006 06:38 (nineteen years ago)

Pharrell was on 5 Live this afternoon bigging up Jamie Cullum. Then I drank some gin and set fire to next door's fence.
-- Goo-night, Swede Hurt (noodle_vagu...), June 29th, 2006.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 30 June 2006 08:58 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, but this still works:

wait, tim howard has gone to everton on loan?

-- duff (∂...), June 26th, 2006 5:16 PM.

yes announced in May, wake up !

-- DJ Martian (altmartinu...), June 26th, 2006 5:18 PM.

PLANK duff are you SLEEPING? i WARNED duff about dangers of HOLIDAY. DUFF misses MAJOR transfer.

-- duff (∂...), June 26th, 2006 5:21 PM

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 30 June 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

"the four disc one is for retro bores circa 1998."
i.e. you can't afford it.

-- Marcello Carlin (marcellocarli...), June 30th, 2006.

OHHHHHHH! BURN!

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 30 June 2006 13:30 (nineteen years ago)

Everytime I see the words "Roughage Crew" I picture Roll Deep eating a really good salad.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 30 June 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

enrique should spell it properly.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Friday, 30 June 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

i. t.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Friday, 30 June 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/mikejh/Basil%20Brush.jpg
"...."

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 30 June 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

one day the people who make out with their dogs will take over the world & control the airwaves & you'll have to see them on TV all the time, even on the sports highlights

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...), June 30th, 2006 3:01 PM. (later)

This is why we have to wage a war on terrier.

-- 100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (austin.swinbur...), June 30th, 2006 3:05 PM. (later)

― luna (luna.c), Friday, 30 June 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

also:

Does anything special happen if someone blows in a dog's nose? Does it's ears get straight up in the air as if pulled by invisible strings?

-- S. (sebastie...), Thursday.

it's called a puppy trumpet and despite its popular appeal it's frowned upon by the ASPCA

-- ath (jodec...), Thursday.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 1 July 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

:D I love dad jokes.

In other roffles:

but yeah rock crits...the help desk staff of the music world

-- molly (yp...), July 1st, 2006 10:14 PM. (bulbs) (later)

hello support net, this is niall speaking

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...), July 1st, 2006 10:16 PM. (electricsound) (later)

*did you check the power point was turned on?*

-- molly (yp...), July 1st, 2006 10:16 PM. (bulbs) (later)

*have you ensured you have not caught the rockist virus?* pls turn off ears and mind and follow us.

-- molly (yp...), July 1st, 2006 10:18 PM. (bulbs) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 2 July 2006 06:36 (nineteen years ago)

next time, keep the lid down on the toilet!

-- tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemarygilber...), January 2nd, 2006 11:13 AM. (rosemary)

the lid to the toilet had to be removed because it prevented the ladyseat/poopseat from staying up while i was peeing.

-- cutty (holle...), January 2nd, 2006 11:51 AM. (mcutt)

You've got two arms, ain't cha?

-- Melting Pat (cat...), January 2nd, 2006 12:07 PM.

no i only piss in businessman pose

-- cutty (holle...), January 2nd, 2006 12:25 PM. (mcutt)

― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 3 July 2006 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone think a solution could be to send the entire squad down the mines for 6 months? Or perhaps a programme involving "heads kicked in in a scrum"?
Maybe you could bring back Howard Wilkinson or George Graham and create a programme called "A GOOD STINT OF HARD WORK".

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), July 3rd, 2006.

― Roughage Crew (Enrique), Monday, 3 July 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dollarshort.org/images/ess_blogging_comp.gif

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 3 July 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

That cannot be real.

― David R. (popshots75`), Monday, 3 July 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

WEIRD.

― rrrobyn sharkattack battleforcenet (rrrobyn), Monday, 3 July 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/3981/beckham29bv.jpg

-- James Mitchell (jxmitchel...) (webmail), July 1st, 2006. (link)

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

That's basically the funniest thing I've seen all day. Crying At The Club: Pro Athlete Edition

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Monday, 3 July 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

Long, long ago I wrote a college-level paper on this, using the word "tap" as my primary example. Words all go through transformations where they are first applied metaphorically to novel situations or objects where primary words are unavailable or unsatisfactory, then the metaphoric meaning is captured as a primary meaning.
Incidentally, "tap" probably started in proto-Indo-European as an onomatopoetic word.
-- Aimless (aimles...), July 3rd, 2006 2:01 PM. (Aimless) (later)

B-but when you tap that ass, it doesn't sound anything like that!

-- Jesus Dan (djperr...), July 3rd, 2006 2:02 PM. (Dan Perry) (later)

― I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Monday, 3 July 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

dan what was your merkin made of??

isn't that the name of the new REM album

-- Fritz Wollner (fritzwollner5...), July 4th, 2006 3:01 PM. (Fritz) (link)

― StanM (StanM), Tuesday, 4 July 2006 12:36 (nineteen years ago)

They've spoilt the whole night by putting that sodding Frosties advert on afterwards. Way to harsh a buzz, ITV.
-- ailsa

― Ste (Fuzzy), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

sorry but i only think

wh3rd

looks like a shark.

wh3rd.net

is too long, too unsharky.

-- jed_ (colin_o_har...), July 5th, 2006 9:40 AM. (jed) (later)

It is a shark, being pursued by a net.

-- mark grout (mark.grou...), July 5th, 2006 9:43 AM. (mark grout) (later)

― Earwig oh! (Mark C), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

dan what was your merkin made of??

isn't that the name of the new REM album

-- Fritz Wollner (fritzwollner5...), July 4th, 2006.

― trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

what on earth is funny about the photo of Beckham crying? perhaps someone crying is amusing if you're 7.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't really find it that funny but I do giggle a little when I imagine Posh Spice sighing aggravatedly after a couple months of Beckham bitching.

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Arguments about what's funny and what's not go at the TOP of the excelsior thread, not at the bottom.

― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

roffle

― Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

from Vocoder used on "Autobahn" & Ralf & Florian for sale on eBay:

Do you think whoever buys it will be sitting in their flat going "AUTOBAHHHNNN!!"?

-- tolstoy (giveitupso...), Today 6:59 PM. (tolstoy) (later)

― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

dan's so immature

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

xxxpost

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

shut up, poopy

― 7-Year-Old Dan (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

no you shut up

― ken c7 (ken c), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Is it time for a new excelsior thread?

― Rev. PappaWheelie (PappaWheelie 2), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:07 (nineteen years ago)

Ronan, a spoilt brat of a grown man on a ridiculous team sobbing his little heart out like a five year old because of a game is always, always funny. Especially when you immediately imagine Rooney going about kicking ppl in the nuts, just off screen. It's like an encapsulation of every single "Funniest Videos" shows ever made. If they weren't a bunch of grown men acting like 7 year olds, it wouldn't be funny. They also might win a tournment amrite. also, n/a totally OTM so I'm with the whole new thread idea.

― Allyzay will never stop making pancakes (allyzay), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

ronan is the teacher's pet

― ken c (ken c), Wednesday, 5 July 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.akrue.privat.t-online.de/strokes.jpg
http://www.kb.nl/dossiers/mozart/mozart_edlinger.jpg
http://members.aol.com/sneiracs/asshole.jpg

-- trees (meltingglacier...), Today 8:59 PM. (treesessplode) (later) (link)

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Thursday, 6 July 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

this has probably been posted in an earlier excelsior thread but oh man did it ever make me roffle:

Two of my coworkers almost got into a physical fight the other day. The male one has a lot of disgusting, annoying habits (chewing 20 pieces of gum at once loudly, chewing tobacco at his desk (!!!), banging really loud on his keyboard to look busy, reading porn all day, imitating people, etc). The girl one is very high strung and stressed. For some reason, it was deemed a good idea to sit them together. She tells him to stop being so noisy. He then proceeds to tell me and an unrelated coworker that he was going to be as annoying as possible to piss her off all day. Banging around, spitting tobacco loudly, etc. So at one point he leans over her cubicle and yells "SCOOBY DOO!" in her face. She pretty much dives over the cubicle yelling "FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU".
THis goes on at least ONCE A WEEK in my office.

-- Ally (mlescau...), April 3rd, 2003. (mlescaut)

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Thursday, 6 July 2006 05:48 (nineteen years ago)

oh wow the co-workers thread is so full of lols. sorry, this stuff is probably old news to you, but I'm feeling the joy of discovery:

But the guards would notice the bombs if they were tied to a girl's ass, obv.
-- Sarah McLUsky (x77tigersxu...), April 3rd, 2003. (coco)

They should tie the bomb to her personality.
-- Nick A. (emmaa...), April 3rd, 2003. (Nick A.)

― aaron d.g. (aaron d.g.), Thursday, 6 July 2006 05:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahahahaha oh man I'm gonna start randomly yelling "SCOOBY DOO!" at people.

― Marmot 4-Tay: forth-coming, my child. forth-coming most righteous champion (mar, Thursday, 6 July 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

― shaggy (mark grout), Thursday, 6 July 2006 06:42 (nineteen years ago)

It sounds very nice and pleasant, Maybe it means that your boyfriend makes you so happy that all the problems of the world dissappear as you are so wrapped up in eachother, sounds like you are really in love!! Good luck with the dreams, just be carefull what you put on the internet, I posted a terrible dream i had and was looking for another persons insight and I recieved some terrible messages in responce, really up setting. Amanda

-- Amanda Brown (amandabrown7...) (webmail), Today 1:30 AM. (later) (link)

MOMMY, plEESE get off the comouter!! im hungy!

-- little lisa brown (chaki.tim...) (webmail), Today 3:56 AM. (chaki) (later) (link)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Thursday, 6 July 2006 10:09 (nineteen years ago)

all's miguel unamuno all over again

-- tiit (t11t...), July 5th, 2006 11:35 PM. (tiit) (later)

, i mean.

-- tiit (t11t...), July 5th, 2006 11:35 PM. (tiit) (later)

That comma clears it right up.

-- Beth Parker (marthasminion...), July 5th, 2006 11:39 PM. (Beth Parker) (later)

― Trayce (trayce), Thursday, 6 July 2006 10:57 (nineteen years ago)

moving on
In the midst of Life we are in Debt, Excelsior!

― blink, chirp, roll (dave225.3), Thursday, 6 July 2006 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

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