LIMERICK MANIA!!!

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LET ME START YOU OFF WITH A CLASSIC:

I always thought it went like this:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
EAT MY GIGANTIC COCK, YOU ASSHOLE.

I am willing to admit that I could be wrong.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), September 3rd, 2002 2:26 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

how do i shot limericks?

Dirty Limericks
Post your limericks...
The dirtiest & funniest limericks of all time. Let's have them.

Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

There was a short eagle named brainfreeze
Who ran a belligerant Sainsburys
He sold no hot cross buns
or no Pedigree Chums
but he did a roaring trade in parmesan cheese.

mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

We can celebrate ORNALDO BLOOMPS
Thanks to DiMarceau Fishpower's goofs
Nominated for PRESIDETN
Without a moments hesitatin'
He took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

There once was a film called Sin City
Chock full of girrlz who are pretty
If fishnet is seethrough,
And skintight and peekaboo,
Why can't I see Rosario's titty?

I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

In the office I routinely click
To hide ilx dialectic
The small dollars I'm making
for the time that I'm wasting
Is still better than turning a trick

Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept rhymes in the mania bucket
All the action it seems
Was at Fil de Hastings
So he let this thread go and said, "Fuck it."

Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

There was a small ocelot called Keith
who ate loads of wine gums with his teeth
they got all stuck together
and a change in the weather
stuck some leaves to his gums. Oh good grief.

mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 July 2006 08:14 (eighteen years ago)


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