LIMERICK MANIA!!!

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POST 'EM HERE OR REVIVE ONE OF THESE FINE THREADS:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=3017243
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=3258494
http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=4744510

LET ME START YOU OFF WITH A CLASSIC:

I always thought it went like this:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all of his cash in a bucket,
But his daughter, named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
EAT MY GIGANTIC COCK, YOU ASSHOLE.

I am willing to admit that I could be wrong.

-- Dan Perry (djperr...), September 3rd, 2002 2:26 PM. (Dan Perry) (link)

― Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:11 (eighteen years ago)

how do i shot limericks?

Dirty Limericks
Post your limericks...
The dirtiest & funniest limericks of all time. Let's have them.

― Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:12 (eighteen years ago)

There was a short eagle named brainfreeze
Who ran a belligerant Sainsburys
He sold no hot cross buns
or no Pedigree Chums
but he did a roaring trade in parmesan cheese.

― mark grout (mark grout), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:41 (eighteen years ago)

We can celebrate ORNALDO BLOOMPS
Thanks to DiMarceau Fishpower's goofs
Nominated for PRESIDETN
Without a moments hesitatin'
He took down that elephant thing HARDCORE. DAMMMNNN.

― Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:48 (eighteen years ago)

There once was a film called Sin City
Chock full of girrlz who are pretty
If fishnet is seethrough,
And skintight and peekaboo,
Why can't I see Rosario's titty?

― I will commence to drop a knowledge bomb. (Rock Hardy), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

In the office I routinely click
To hide ilx dialectic
The small dollars I'm making
for the time that I'm wasting
Is still better than turning a trick

― Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

There once was a man from Nantucket
Who kept rhymes in the mania bucket
All the action it seems
Was at Fil de Hastings
So he let this thread go and said, "Fuck it."

― Fluffy Bear, Perpetual 12-Year-Old (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 12 July 2006 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

There was a small ocelot called Keith
who ate loads of wine gums with his teeth
they got all stuck together
and a change in the weather
stuck some leaves to his gums. Oh good grief.

― mark grout (mark grout), Thursday, 13 July 2006 08:14 (eighteen years ago)

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