The Calum Deletion Request Thread

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Dear mods, this is an all purpose thread to request deletion
of any threads posted by Calum/CRW/C-Man.

1) Females Should Have to Pass an Intelligence Test Before Being Allowed to Buy Records: Discuss

― Cant takes it nomore, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh come on man, this one is FUNNY. You're not taking it, like, seriously are you?

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Just fuck off pal.

― Cant takes it nomore, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh right. If that's how you feel and all.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Personally I think leaving it there to show how enlightened he is is more appealing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 22:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Okay. I'll still request deletion though, but obviously I understand any action you take is your discretion. I'm just making sure there's an actual request, here, as often as possible, to give you an excuse.

― Cant takes it nomore, Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, no worries.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Yo. Ned. You need to get out more. It's okay. Real people can be nice.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 8 June 2004 23:54 (twenty-one years ago)

Here I was, thinking that Dan was on his monthly, what with the constant references to "getting on his tits" and "losing his rag" and all other sorts of mentrual references, and then I come on the moderator board and see all this, and you know what?

You're doing a good job, Dan. Would you like a backrub? A box of chocolates? Maybe a nice cup of tea?

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 07:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Strange Picture Request - can ILE help me?

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 11:57 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm sorry. I didn't know it was a Calum thread when I started talking about Jeff Goldblum. I wouldn't have encouraged him had I known.

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Kate. In any other world, the stuff you post would be 100 times more offensive than my crap. BUT, this is ILX where lonely guys roam the threads for lonely girls.

Thanks.

― CRW (CRW), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 12:03 (twenty-one years ago)

Possibly the most embarrasing thing for Calum in this whole mess is the inadvertant outing of his Guttenberg-lust.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

yes. it edges "gives you a "howling" good time!" but only just.

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

He wishes he was the little lady in the infamous Three Men and a Little Lady.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

You have disgusted me beyond words. (Well done.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Kate - you and Ned should get together and have some "Mongol Love" (as myself and my friends call it when two such types get hooked up).

― CRW (CRW), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.wasteoftechnology.com/articles/oneill/Baby14.jpg

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum, no matter how much you beg, Kate and Ned will not kiss you. They just don't like you in that way.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:33 (twenty-one years ago)

You know Dan, there comes a time in everyone's life where they have to face the fact that they are maybe... well... as much as they TRY to shed light on people's lives with their unique sense of humour, maybe it just aint working. I feel sad that this day has come.

But, the good news is, I still think I'm f'king hilarious!

― C-Man (C-Man), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 16:45 (twenty-one years ago)

But, the good news is, I still think I'm f'king hilarious!

grand total: one person. well done.

― sean c via cell, Wednesday, 9 June 2004 17:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not going to kiss you, ethier.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 9 June 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

3) If you had the chance, and you could get away with it, would you flood Ted Nugent's house and put laxatives in his water supply?

― Cant takes it nomore, Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What's wrong with that one?

Eh? EH?

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

4) How far into a movie does it usually take before some bird says, "I'm don't understand this, can you explain the plot"?

― Cant takes it nomore, Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, make the bad man go away as I do not have the self control to not click on his threads. Waaaaaaaaaah.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, make the ~~bad man~~ idiot go away as I he does not have the self control to ~~not click on his threads~~ fuckoff. Waaaaaaaaaah.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:45 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm bothering you a lot more than you're bothering me, evidently.

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 12:53 (twenty-one years ago)

5) Let's face it, girls have it easy...

― Cant takes it nomore, Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, it's too much. I can't even sleep without thinking of him now. He's got that much impact on my life - LOL!

― C-Man (C-Man), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Sorta clear to me why Calum R*bert W@ddell really doesn't want these kind of threads coming up in google searches, I have to say.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:49 (twenty-one years ago)

(Ned, even though I'm laughing my damnable fairness is making me edit your post.)

(Clearly the correct solution to shutting down irritating threads is to sic Jon on them!)

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 10 June 2004 14:50 (twenty-one years ago)

see this is but one reason why Jon is awesome.

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 10 June 2004 15:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, even though I'm laughing my damnable fairness is making me edit your post.

Most sly. ;-)

Jon does argue that he's not a standard C***m-level idiot savant (minus the savant) and I have to say ultimately I agree.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 15:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Although I don't think he'd phrase it quite like that...

― de, Thursday, 10 June 2004 15:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum Waddell is far more annoying. And has claimed to have left for good three or four more times.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Thursday, 10 June 2004 16:43 (twenty-one years ago)

i'm not so sure you should be posting people's full names, especially not when you go under the obviously real (and not at all childish) moniker of "Mr Noodles".

― Nudie Nigel, Thursday, 10 June 2004 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

oh don't start a fucking flamewar on here please "Nigel".

― Cant takes it nomore, Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

It IS interesting how Our Kindly Friend gets all testy and nervous whenever that comes up.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Listen to me "Ned" (LOL), whilst I would advise you cut your hair and have a bath or something instead of posting here 24/7, I do wish to stress I have no problem with my name here. I only have a problem because the people posting it invariably go under pseudonyms and I think that if we're all going to implement a "full name only" programme then that is fine (MH video forum does this and I'm all for it), but seeing as we're not I think its bullshit. Also, I don't take kindly to stalkers.

Lastly, and again I stress this ye of the Miles Hunt features, but I did offer to meet you where you could have A) Punched me in the face B) Given me shit to my face C) Had a drink with me D) Actually taken advantage of meeting some new people, who would - in turn - maybe have liked you and invited you out to some cool nights in LA instead of you sitting here all day every day. But you did not. So who is the real chickenshit? Certainly not me who meet you any fucking day pal.

― Nudie Nigel, Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:21 (twenty-one years ago)

6) police academy

Trevor Boozer. So transparent.

― Cant takes it nomore, Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:25 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like my name removed from this thread. I don't think it is much to ask and - to be fair to myself - when do I ever disrupt threads on ILX? Very rarely. If I post nonsense, it is my own nonsense, and whilst I find it funny I often do find it mysterious that others take it so seriously.

― Nudie Nigel, Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:34 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't take kindly to stalkers

Funniest thing I've read yet!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 June 2004 19:47 (twenty-one years ago)

And why, Calum, do you continue to rebuff RJG's attempts to meet up with you?
Would this legendary drink ever really have happened if Ned had agreed? Or was it all just a pr excercise, and more than likely you would have found an excuse not to attend at the last moment?
You are a pathological liar, after all, Calum R*bert W@ddell, as
we've seen in your completely PATHETIC attempts to deny
a) your real identity
b) your aggressive pseudonym Nutty Nigel
c) your work and your place of education
so why on EARTH should it be believed, by any sane and reasonable person, that you would have met up with someone who you knew didn't like you, and who you were also aware that you had annoyed and offened beyond measure. Makes no sense does it?
You've proven yourself a craven coward and a spineless gimp on these forums. There is no reason anyone should trust one word you type.

― Son of Nutty Nigel, Thursday, 10 June 2004 20:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I live a fair bit away from RGB. Whenever I've been in Glasgow (which is not often as I don't live anywhere near there) he's not been available. I hope to meet him sometime though.

― You crazy, Thursday, 10 June 2004 20:31 (twenty-one years ago)

Noodles doesn't want anyone to know he's really in Hanson. ;-)

― Possibly Kate Again (kate), Friday, 11 June 2004 06:59 (twenty-one years ago)

We are actually under no obligation to remove your name from posts on the moderator board, Calum. I was just being nice when I googleproofed Ned's post.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 11 June 2004 10:45 (twenty-one years ago)

mmmmm bop dobba da dooo
http://i.timeinc.net/time/people/20030819/4.jpg

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 11 June 2004 12:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Noodles, are you squeezing a lemon there til the juice runs down your leg?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Sean, you have filled me with fear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:51 (twenty-one years ago)

when do I ever disrupt threads on ILX?

Actually, no, this is the funniest thing I've read yet.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Im not sure which one I am any more.

― Mr Noodles (Mr Noodles), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:01 (twenty-one years ago)

So long as you're not Adam Sandler on the left there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 14:05 (twenty-one years ago)

This is so funny. I have such an influence on your lives you have threads on me. Ha ha!

― Funny, Friday, 11 June 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

So you're saying we can keep saying your name, Calum Waddell? Just checking.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum Robert W4ddell is cool with that, just as he is cool with revealing his love for Steve Gutenberg, Brett Anderson and He-man to the world at large.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:04 (twenty-one years ago)

I am glad Calum Robert W4ddell enjoys his active lifestyle. I think all should be more aware of it, really.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 June 2004 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Ned, you're a pleasant, easygoing gentleman, one of the pillars of the ILX community. Why do Calum threads turn you into a dick?

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:05 (twenty-one years ago)

That does sound harsh, but I couldn't think of a non-harsh way of saying it. You're one of the nicest guys I've ever met, and still these threads make you do things (like spelling Calum's name out on a board where it won't be google-proofed) that are simply beneath you.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Sunday, 13 June 2004 20:20 (twenty-one years ago)

So is this going to be Google proofed?

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:29 (twenty-one years ago)

If you're not even going to pay attention, Calum, why should we even bother?

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:37 (twenty-one years ago)

No it isn't, you gigantic moron. We are under no obligation to googleproof anything on the moderator board.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 June 2004 13:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Considering that Calum consistently acts the dickhead and singles Ned out for abuse, no wonder Ned has acted the way he has. Good for him.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, inviting someone out for a pint is so out of order.

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:42 (twenty-one years ago)

(NOTE: Dan and I are old friends and, although he may not admit it, he was the one who pointed me towards this very forum! Sure, this has tested our friendship but I know he counts on me in times of woe and I gotta be there).

― C-Man (C-Man), Monday, 14 June 2004 14:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Surreal!

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 14 June 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

that actually made me laugh. good one, calum!

― doomie x, Monday, 14 June 2004 15:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Like how Captain Black was once part of Spectrum?

― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 08:09 (twenty-one years ago)

I would like to withdraw my question, and raise the possibility of any spare monies from the ILX pledge drive being used for hiring a hitman.

― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:30 (twenty-one years ago)

Bless yer, Andrew. I didn't want to say anything since I figured it would all become clear. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 15 June 2004 14:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Like how Captain Black was once part of Spectrum?

what does Rashied Ali have to do with this?

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 15:30 (twenty-one years ago)

A lesser-known division of Hewlett Packard manufacture sniper rifles.

That's all I'm going to say.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 21 June 2004 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah but they're only for shooting old PC's

― mark grout (mark grout), Monday, 21 June 2004 07:52 (twenty-one years ago)

Hm, that could still apply.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 01:28 (twenty-one years ago)

wank

― cinniblount (James Blount), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Not Calum's baby, blount. Not this time.

― Sean Carruthers (SeanC), Wednesday, 23 June 2004 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum, did you discover ILX through the .sig I was using for a while on assd? This is one thing that I've been troubled about for a while--it may be my fault that he's here.

― Christine 'Green Leafy Dragon' Indigo (cindigo), Sunday, 27 June 2004 03:57 (twenty-one years ago)

7) Is it true that that bird from Evanesence (Sarah right?) keeps losing her boyfriends because she has bad breath, wears the same underwear for days on end and doesn't flush the toilet?

Ya-awn

― Cant takes it nomore, Tuesday, 29 June 2004 00:02 (twenty-one years ago)

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