i think i'm being stalked by a chaki

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You got your hand caught in the AIM cookie jar and you're mad about it. Get over it and stop stalking me.

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...), July 20th, 2005.

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:37 (twenty years ago)

Fatty's always got her mind on cookies.

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

aim has a cookie jar?!?!?? where do you set that up, in preferences?!???

xpost hahaha

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:42 (twenty years ago)

chaki has my address! :-O

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

http://aimfight.com/

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:52 (twenty years ago)

I love it on the mod board when she decries the "revivial" of the thread and its "serious" of offensive pictures.

― Laura H. (laurah), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:53 (twenty years ago)

Dear mods-
This thread, since its revivial by the noize boys is nothing but a serious of vicious trolls and porno pictures. We can lock troll threads, right? Well this is pretty obviously a troll thread--since the noize boys took over it's not different from a Calum thread.

The thread was originally started in a particular historical context. When it was revived, it was revived for the express purpose of vicious harrassment, when I had said nothing, and done nothing expcet point out Chaki's own rudeness and asshattery towards me on AIM. I had made no negative commennt about Dean, Chaki, or Jon when this harrassment started. It is simply them doing it because they can get away with it.

They act like a gang, and ILE would be better off without them, because I sure as hell can't see what they are contributing.

-- Orbit (cstarrcstar...) (webmail), July 20th, 2005 11:05 AM. (Orbit) (later) (link)

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Chaki and I were at a show together but we did not meet.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 15:57 (twenty years ago)

since the noize boys took over it's not different from a Calum thread

This is my favorite bit. How many noise board threads have titles like "So how many Jolly Ranchers will that bird from S-Club-7 have to shove up her chooch before Steve Guttenburg rides a donkey on quaaludes back into the spotlight?".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:04 (twenty years ago)

When I was an ILE moderator, I was very very very tempted to summarily delete the presence of the extraordinarily delusional people from the board. I probably should have.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Not enough

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

Chaki and I were at a show together but we did not meet.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:10 (twenty years ago)

Also, I may have a certain lady's phone number somewhere!

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

i had a couple early scrapes with orbit but i've got nothing against her! we've since gotten along fine. i don't hold grudges.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:11 (twenty years ago)

Calum is funnier than me :((((

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:13 (twenty years ago)

No fucking way dude.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

most britishes aren't funny. esp. not calum. adam is sometimes funny. rjg is almost always consistently funny. gareth is funny. that's about it. ken c is never funny.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:16 (twenty years ago)

If Godzilla was trashing your town or city and you only had Bubba Smith, Vanilla Ice, Chris Martin and Gene Wilder to take him on in a fight , would you give up all hope or give it a go for the sake of humanity?

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Who would win in a fatal four way fight between Mike Tyson, Steve Irwin, Jackie Chan and a crocodile?
If you were in a brawl and could have any one character from "Police Academy" or "Porky's" on your side who would it be?
Taking Sides: Chuck Norris Vs Chow Yun Fat Vs A Big Panda Vs "Macho Man" Randy Savage (in a fight)
Taking Sides (in a fight): Jet Li Vs Ving Rhames Vs A Tempramental Bull Vs Nicky Wire (in a banana suit)
Taking Sides: Booger in "Revenge of the Nerds" Vs Mrs Ballbricker in "Porky's" Vs Bobcat "Zed" Goldwait in "Police Academy"

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:19 (twenty years ago)

"sometimes funny"

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:26 (twenty years ago)

hahaha ADAM is a VERY FUNNY MAN...

You wake up in a dinghy in the middle of the Atlantic to find you are being given a very aggressive handjob by Billy Idol...

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

yeah, sometimes.

calum's thread titles are funny but he ruins it by not having a sense of humor about himself.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:50 (twenty years ago)

ADAM IS CONSISTANTLY FUNNY.

― ddb (ddb), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

adam, drink more coffee = get more funnies

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

i am funnier than stence, at least i have that, at least i have that

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:00 (twenty years ago)

i dunno i think he's worn this grime thing into the ground. it's turning into the "wazzzzuppp?!??" of now.

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

mark s you think i'm not funny?!????!??!???!?

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:01 (twenty years ago)

how can you be? i am funnier than you and i am not funny :(

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

i am funnier than stence, at least i have that, at least i have that

i was going to agree with this but then i realized that you're not mark p

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

:'(

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

mark s is funnier than most

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:02 (twenty years ago)

i am funnier than least

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

mark p is the funniest but he's not british! (or scottish)

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

judgement has been made

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:03 (twenty years ago)

wazzzzzzzzzup?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 17:16 (twenty years ago)

hi guys. i have not stalked orbit. im not into junky fatteys.

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:15 (twenty years ago)

adam what show were we at?

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:18 (twenty years ago)

this thread makes me want a cookie

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:20 (twenty years ago)

i just did, eat a cookie

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

adam what show were we at?

Staples Center

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:24 (twenty years ago)

prince? right on. was i stalking you?

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

no.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

tell me more, about this cookie (,xp,)

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:27 (twenty years ago)

oh i just found a giant cookie. lucky day. thanks orbit. you are my inspiration.

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 19:50 (twenty years ago)

I'm baking cookies!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

HEY IT'S YOU

― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

goddamn now i want some cookies

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

mark s let me be your catamite!!!!!!!!

― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:21 (twenty years ago)

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

ru busy now?

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

8-)

*touches ur thigh*

― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:28 (twenty years ago)

this next bit is the bit i always get badly wrong

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

People have said I am funny but what do they know?

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

It's nice and quite surprising to see you here btw Mark.

I laughed when you used the term 'shady nook' on the Admin Log.

― Piniah T Azzafox (blueski), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:39 (twenty years ago)

Ronan's been holding back lately which is a shame. He made a formidable double act with HE WHO SHALL NOT BE NAMED.

― Sociah T Azzahole (blueski), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:41 (twenty years ago)

http://www.calvin.edu/~hett/Red%20Riding%20Hood/LRRH%20Assets/Montresor%20Eating.jpg

― She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro! (Adrian Langston), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 20:42 (twenty years ago)

i just thought i had an awesome idea, noize cookie club, where everyone makes cookies and sends them in the mail! but then i realized some people would probably be sending rohypnol chip cookies.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:22 (twenty years ago)

i would just send ken c a cookie full of pubes

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:28 (twenty years ago)

I don't make cookies. I get my wife to make them and then feed them to me.

All of this happens while I am sat in an old t-shirt playing Hot Shots 3. My eyes do not leave the screen.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:29 (twenty years ago)

i'm good at making cookies

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

What are you saying?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:37 (twenty years ago)

Caitlin, did I teach you to be gay?

-- OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (BLACKOP...) (webmail), July 20th, 2005 11:36 PM. (ex machina) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

yes, i learned from the master

-- caitlin oh no (caitx...) (webmail), July 20th, 2005 11:43 PM. (caitxa1) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

― OLD SPICE® CHEMTRAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ex machina), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

i'm gay!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:39 (twenty years ago)

Really?

good.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:40 (twenty years ago)

no, not really. i'm a gay sympathizer.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:42 (twenty years ago)

what is that?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

it's like a nazi sympathizer

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:43 (twenty years ago)

like, i'm not buttfucking gay or anything, but i like those homos, i like what they do

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:45 (twenty years ago)

like, what kind of things?

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:49 (twenty years ago)

my catamite seems to be used up so i can show if you like adam

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:51 (twenty years ago)

I'm not sure.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

...could you hum it and maybe I'll pick up the tune.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:55 (twenty years ago)

http://www.dinside.no/km_bilde/7/31597.jpg

― mark s (mark s), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 21:59 (twenty years ago)

No, don't know it. Sorry.

― Adam In Real Life (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 20 July 2005 22:00 (twenty years ago)

Orbitca wanted to ban me too because i was stalking and a troll. Or something. She e-mailed me nice little notes though.

― h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:40 (twenty years ago)

http://www.celebrities.pl/kathy_bates/kathy8.jpg

― h0t h0t h0rsey (Carey), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:43 (twenty years ago)

mark s is funny! if you think jokes about kitten golems with " your pal, ema$e" on their foreheads are funny.

(i think they are hysterical)

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 21 July 2005 00:52 (twenty years ago)

guys...my cookies...they came out good, tasty, but...flat. Weirdly flat, like tortilla chips with chocolate chips in them. If you want cookies that don't go flat, do NOT just substitute random ingredients with triple sec! Just a warning.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

mind you they taste good, so this is only advice if you have aesthetic issues.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:01 (twenty years ago)

That almost sounds like these Mexican lace cookies I used to make, the primary ingredient in which was BUTTER.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:03 (twenty years ago)

all you need to put together for a tasty treat is butter, triple sec, and sugar, I think. especially if you are drunk.

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 21 July 2005 16:09 (twenty years ago)

did you get your hand caught in the cdr cookie jar?

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 09:04 (twenty years ago)

hi gareth! what do you mean?

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 09:07 (twenty years ago)

the cds i sent!

― charltonlido (gareth), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 09:16 (twenty years ago)

yes i love them i listen to them every day!

― huell howser (chaki), Wednesday, 3 August 2005 09:18 (twenty years ago)

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