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Or, Luton Airport, classic or dud.

Or, Y Viva Espana!

Or, very nice to meet Felicity last night.

Or - hurrah my legwarmers are finished!

Idiot Pete.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Idiot Pete.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:34 (twenty-one years ago)

Pete is away in Spain all week and won't be able to look at this thread. Therefore, this is the thread where we all call Pete an idiot.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Even more so if he DOES check in with the thread. Har.

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:35 (twenty-one years ago)

Or for those who weren't there - missing your flight to Spain because you were too busy sitting in the pub with mentalists - Classic or Dud?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:37 (twenty-one years ago)

Ooh my head. My aching head. Feels like Kristian K is still letting off fireworks in it. Grooooo.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

Pete was very annoyed. His facial expression was the same but I could tell he was very annoyed.

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:38 (twenty-one years ago)

hi!

― pete b. (pete b.), Monday, 10 November 2003 10:55 (twenty-one years ago)

idiote pet

:-)

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 10 November 2003 11:13 (twenty-one years ago)

poor old ptee...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 10 November 2003 11:58 (twenty-one years ago)

classic matt classic good ol pete

― gaz (gaz), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:09 (twenty-one years ago)

they do have the Internet in Spain tho

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, but it's all in Spanish, innit?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 November 2003 12:13 (twenty-one years ago)

El Google

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Ti Amo Musica!

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 November 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago)

hola! soy idiote

― pete b. (pete b.), Monday, 10 November 2003 14:20 (twenty-one years ago)

Such love.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 November 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I feel that the absence of Ewing is hindering this thread :(

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

TS: Idiot Pete vs Paste Pot Pete

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:58 (twenty-one years ago)

Pol Pot Pete

― Nicolars The Insult Comic Librarian (Nicole), Monday, 10 November 2003 21:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Idiot Pete vs Idiot Ronan - FITE!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 10 November 2003 22:03 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/3942/opinion2.html

― enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Were you making your own legwarmers, Sarah?

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 15:40 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not a FAP unless Sarah is sitting in the corner knitting away

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:16 (twenty-one years ago)

doesn't have to be a corner.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:24 (twenty-one years ago)

i bet everyone is now mailing that onion link to all their mates called pete, i know i am ;)

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:37 (twenty-one years ago)

For fucks sake...

Reason:
The Websense category "Alternative Journals" is filtered.

The ONION?!?!? They filter the Onion? Fascists! Bloody fascists! I hate the NHS!

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, try being told your looking at porn when you're only trying to read the UK Top 40 thread.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:41 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, kate, you just need to get kicked upstairs. i worked in one o' them 'workforce development confederations' for almost a year; and they didn't censor shit. it was a living hell, mind.

― enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 16:42 (twenty-one years ago)

haha. Pete's an idiot. I can't believe I broke my separation from ILE to say that. What a twat.

― alix (alix), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

(me, not pete. although..)

― alix (alix), Tuesday, 11 November 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago)

revive?

― toby (tsg20), Monday, 17 November 2003 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

poor ptee, he got called idiot about 20 times within 2 minutes of turning up on friday, aw bless 'im...

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 17 November 2003 13:23 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm so glad this thread was revived so that Tom can see it.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Monday, 17 November 2003 13:24 (twenty-one years ago)

I was only trying to maintain my status as the "most consistently surprising and unpredicatable ilXor"'. Everyobody should miss a plane in their lives.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 17 November 2003 13:26 (twenty-one years ago)

Tom Ewing's Friends kept Tom in the loop, so he knew exactly what to call Idiot Pete when he turned up :)

― Sarah (starry), Monday, 17 November 2003 13:27 (twenty-one years ago)

in Spain everyone kept walking past Pete bellowing 'ah ha ha, los incompetentos'

― stevem (blueski), Monday, 17 November 2003 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

I thought I was being gallant in not completely blaming Felicity.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 17 November 2003 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

Tch. You gallant idiot.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 November 2003 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Well if being gallant is described as idiocy these days, just call me the Idiot President of Idiot Land.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 17 November 2003 14:39 (twenty-one years ago)

you're the idiot president of idiot land.

[i shall resist calling you "dubya" as it seems unkind to our lovely american chums]

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Monday, 17 November 2003 15:24 (twenty-one years ago)

Ptee, you are too kind.

― felicity (felicity), Monday, 17 November 2003 16:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Kind may not be the right word Felicity.

― Pete (Pete), Monday, 17 November 2003 17:15 (twenty-one years ago)

Pete, you idiot.

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Monday, 17 November 2003 20:21 (twenty-one years ago)

will we see it all on airport in six months time?

― mark s (mark s), Monday, 17 November 2003 20:23 (twenty-one years ago)

"too kind" is actually code for "kind of thick".

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 17 November 2003 23:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Actually Mark, there is a vague possibility you will see a breathless me running up behind someone as the camera crew decide my sauve idiocy is not prime TV for them and they follow the woman whose parrot has died in her luggage.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 11:06 (twenty-one years ago)

what, died before she even got the check-in!?

― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 11:08 (twenty-one years ago)

I think she'd landed and was blaming EJ for killing her parrot, even though Samsonite Suitcases are not their natural habitat.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Not dead. Pining. For Seville.

― Citizen Kate (kate), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 11:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Pete, you killed a parrot!?

― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 11:52 (twenty-one years ago)

and he'd do it again

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 11:56 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't kill nothing. I merely overheard the woman with the dead parrot.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 11:59 (twenty-one years ago)

idiot

― chris (chris), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:00 (twenty-one years ago)

I bet you were tempted to do your Monty Python act as well, Idiot Pete.

― Tim (Tim), Tuesday, 18 November 2003 12:01 (twenty-one years ago)

eleven months pass...

I was just attempting to fill a not-exactly-busy afternoon at work by looking in the ILE archives to see if I could work out what I was doing this time last year, and I see I was at Felicity FAP at the Calthorpe Arms. This means Idiot Pete is a year old today. Happy birthday Idiot Pete!

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:52 (twenty years ago)

You are a cruel man.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:54 (twenty years ago)

but also funny.

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Well he won't go missing planes willy-nilly again, will he?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:57 (twenty years ago)

happy birthday Pete. I was an idiot too you know, this time last year.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 15:59 (twenty years ago)

I thought Idiot Ronan was a few weeks later?

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:00 (twenty years ago)

no ronang is original idiot :)

― IdiotSteve, 8 months (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:02 (twenty years ago)

I am trying to find the thread, I can't remember what I actually did

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:02 (twenty years ago)

maybe it was the time I sat into the passenger seat of the car and attempted to start it while fumbling through my bag.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Something to do with driving cars through fields whilst in an altered state.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:03 (twenty years ago)

yes.

― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Idiot Ronan

oh no wait, now I remember. yes it was severe idiocy. I will NOT be trying that again anytime soon.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:04 (twenty years ago)

Pete's idiocy is far more acceptable.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago)

Now I think about it, we missed the first anniversary of the birth of Barry Lasagne last Thursday.

Fie on us, for we have been cruel and negligent parents.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago)

At least you've never missed a flight.

x-post

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:05 (twenty years ago)

now i understand why liz txted me "idiot ken" when i missed my flight in february!! (i mean it made sense anyway but i didn't know there was historical reference)

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:08 (twenty years ago)

idiot ken

― robster (robster), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 16:10 (twenty years ago)

wasn't there a fishnets thread a year ago today, then? or a revival thereof?

― toby (tsg20), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:03 (twenty years ago)

How much wrongness can come from one FAP?

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:04 (twenty years ago)

Ronan, what was wrong with your car? Does it work now?

― Markelby (Mark C), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 17:24 (twenty years ago)

Thank you, I am pleased to be one.

I am getting on a plane on Friday. Let us see if a year without idiocy can continue.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:11 (twenty years ago)

i'll write you a list if it helps:

1) Get on plane

― Freelance Hiveminder (blueski), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:12 (twenty years ago)

See you missed the 0) Get to airport on time
which is where it all went wrong last year.

― Pete (Pete), Tuesday, 9 November 2004 18:15 (twenty years ago)

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