In praise of shapely breasts

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They make life worth living.

― Matthew Q. Ramsbottom, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:50 (twenty-two years ago)

No they don't. Kill yourself.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:52 (twenty-two years ago)

depends on the shape

― ken c, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not like they actually do anything. Unless you're an infant.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:53 (twenty-two years ago)

Are they shaped like Moebius strips?

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

if you were C-Man this would've been deleted by now

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

If I were a moderator...

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:54 (twenty-two years ago)

you would delete this thread? really?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't find it offensive, but this poster seems to be a troll.

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:55 (twenty-two years ago)

Who cares if they do anything. The appeal is aesthetic, not utilitarian.

As for depending on the shape, well, simple logic dictates that shapely breasts are the right shape

― Matthew Q. Ramsbottom, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:56 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't like ship-shape breasts.

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I agree with Jody, I've asked for an IP check.

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:57 (twenty-two years ago)

But what is the "right shape"? I quite fancy star shapes.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

stars are in fact big round orbs, so yes

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 16:59 (twenty-two years ago)

she got a bosom shaped like a dollar sign!

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

as long as i can use the word 'boobage', i'm happy

― Patrick Kinghorn, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:00 (twenty-two years ago)

Star shaped areolae would be rad.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

Hmmm. I don't think my thread is particularly awful, compared with some other threads I've seen here. But delete away, if you feel the necessity.

― Matthew Q. Ramsbottom, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

you know, there is a sort of star-shaped part of the body...

― Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

But Moebius-strip breasts would be neverending!

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:01 (twenty-two years ago)

I think it's time for me to take an ILE break, because this has just seriously freaking irritated me and the usual C****-wankery has just made me nervous and edgy...

― HRH Queen Kate (kate), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

How disturbing that would be.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Please don't delete breasts.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

I think we all agree that the person who started this thread is a moron, but might as well make the best of it.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:03 (twenty-two years ago)

Shapely ones especially, I guess.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:04 (twenty-two years ago)

What are unshapely breasts? Would they be made of light?

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

It's not like they actually do anything. Unless you're an infant.

what do infants' breasts do??

― ken c, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:05 (twenty-two years ago)

Queen Kate, I don't quite know why this thread has freaked you out, and I probably am a bored moron, but it seemed pretty harmless to me. But as I said earlier, feel free to delete it if you want. It was only a bit of stupid fun.

― Matthew Q. Ramsbottom, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:06 (twenty-two years ago)

"ILX MEN STAR IN, 'LETS ACT LIKE THE SENTIMENTS IN THIS THREAD ARE ALIEN TO US"

I don't know who started the thread but come on!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:07 (twenty-two years ago)

Word.

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Ronan is right. If this thread's deleted then we might as well give up and go home.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:08 (twenty-two years ago)

yeah, really, because we could NEVER imagine a regular starting a similarly themed thread, right?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

we are all chaste little bunnies when it's an outsider.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh come on Ronan, who's side are you on? Unless we get a 'In Praise of Fat Cocks' thread then this one is out of order, surely?

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:09 (twenty-two years ago)

P.S. I LIKE BOOBIES

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

TS : booty or breasts?

TITS/JOBS/AGE CHECK

how big are your boobs and your bum? (or, ally's clothing size thread.)

What Size is Your.....penis?

These are all much more intelligent nondeletable threads than this one!! My breasts are shaped like pyramids.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

With a name like Ramsbottom I guess you have to do something to prove how heterosexual you are.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:10 (twenty-two years ago)

"ILXors star in 'Disingenuously pretending to not realize the difference between a 'regular' doing something and an anonymous troll doing something'!"

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

Why should this be deleted? If a poster finds it offensive, surely the best thing is to stay away?

Is this not blindingly obvious?

The only thing missing from it is football.

― MikeyG (MikeyG), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:11 (twenty-two years ago)

El Diabolo Robotico, wow, is that your real name?

― Matthew Q. Ramsbottom, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Enrique I am seriously tempted to start that thread now.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.golf-jokes.co.uk/fotballtits.jpg

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:13 (twenty-two years ago)

Just do it Al.

― ModJ (ModJ), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

that girl's balls are in a funny place?

― ken c, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

nb i don't really care whether it's deleted or not.

― bad jode (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

Yeah, personally I'm ready to waste my morning on that thread, Ally.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:14 (twenty-two years ago)

FELICITY REDWELL PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE READING THIS THREAD BECAUSE THAT PHOTO JUST MADE ME WANT TO GO BACK TO SOCCER REAL BAD!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:15 (twenty-two years ago)

p.s. maybe we can solve the problem by deleting this thread and then have a regular poster starting one with the same name

― ken c, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

Enrique I am seriously tempted to start that thread now.

Bring it!

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I sort of agree Enrique, but in fairness this thread doesn't have to be awful, it's not really strong worded. And as Ally shows there are threads like what size is your penis etc, I don't think you can expect to see ILX being entirely PC at a given snapshot in time.

I mainly posted what I did because it felt a bit weird seeing people tiptoe around this thread when there aren't many people who complain about perving from within ILX.

"ILXors star in 'Disingenuously pretending to not realize the difference between a 'regular' doing something and an anonymous troll doing something'!"

hahaha I couldn't have put it better myself!

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't see what the big deal is. Is this thread that threatening and/or offensive to people? I find it stupid and harmless (like lots of stuff on ILE). Why the knee-jerk reaction to censor it?

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:17 (twenty-two years ago)

Let's do that with all the threads! Delete them all and have N. restart them, except instead of the original message he can just say "REVIVE!"

(xpost)

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

It's been broughten.

In Praise of Fat Cocks.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:18 (twenty-two years ago)

P.S. My breasts are shaped like candy canes.

― Jeanne Fury (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

ile lost a lot of it's fun when it became so hyper-vigilant about "trolls".

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA!

― Enrique (Enrique), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:19 (twenty-two years ago)

i mean, ronan is right, NA's statement could just as easily be twisted to subvert his meaning for the defense.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

I suggest we do a deal. Delete all the dumb troll threads AND delete all N.'s threads. Then no-one can complain!

Fiddo OTM, twice.

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:20 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we burn N. in effigy?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Can we burn N. and RJG? Sure, why not?

― Markelby (Mark C), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:22 (twenty-two years ago)

You leave RJG out of this you heretical beast. He's got shapely hair!!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:25 (twenty-two years ago)

Fine, you could twist my statement around, but by doing so you'd be proving my point. Follow that Moebius-strip-breast of a statement around for a while.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

Why not burn them all? It would make a pretty fire and I need some quality entertainment around here.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:27 (twenty-two years ago)

I just want to note that this thread doesn't really bother me, I'm not offended, etc. I just can't stand the grade-school sentiment of "If an ILXor had started this, wah wah wah..."

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:28 (twenty-two years ago)

You sexy schoolmarm, you.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

na did you just learn the phrase "mobius strip" today?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:29 (twenty-two years ago)

Wow, I used the phrase twice. I really needed to be brought down a peg or two. Thanks bitch.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:43 (twenty-two years ago)

You could suggest strangling him with a Moebius strip except I'm not sure that's topologically possible...

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:46 (twenty-two years ago)

Sweet! NA's on board, let's all hate everyone together! ZAP POW! You! You're pedantic and boring! BOOM! You! Not funny at all! RATATAT! You're Lord Custos! BLAM!

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:47 (twenty-two years ago)

My plan is working, we're only moments away from the "Who has the biggest dick on ILX" competition! That's what this is all about, right?

PS it is me.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

i kiss you with guns

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

For the record, I don't hate anyone but Jess.

― NA (Nick A.), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:48 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.quartzcity.net/~chris/ilx/troll-jethro.jpg

― Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:49 (twenty-two years ago)

by "guns" you mean "breasts" right stevem?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

I dibs judging the competition.

― Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Tom for christ's sake you can't just call someone Custos! I suggest you calm down.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:52 (twenty-two years ago)

Word

― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:55 (twenty-two years ago)

hey did NA just use the word "bitch" as a pejorative? his insensetivity to females everywhere has been duly noted.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

did I ever mention that jess actually purchased Lord Custos for the board? It's true.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:56 (twenty-two years ago)

For a price above rubies.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

wow!! thanx jess!!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

he is my magic beans.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:58 (twenty-two years ago)

ugh why do you gotta bring Renee Zellwegger into this, Nicole?

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 17:59 (twenty-two years ago)

There wasn't enough suffering on this thread yet.

― El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:00 (twenty-two years ago)

zellwegger is an awful second name. if it's not her real name she is an idiot.

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

originally i had just planned to get custos to do some girl friday work.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

wtf is up with the Zellweger hate in this bitch?

― stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:02 (twenty-two years ago)

Her real last name is actually Ramsbottom.

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

My tittehs are disintegrating.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:03 (twenty-two years ago)

perhaps you should put them back in the freezer

― Ronan (Ronan), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:05 (twenty-two years ago)

"abby who? "abby...normal."

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 18:06 (twenty-two years ago)

Less meta, more shapely breasts.

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:06 (twenty-two years ago)

I already posted mine on another thread!

― Allyzay, Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:07 (twenty-two years ago)

chocolate

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:13 (twenty-two years ago)

http://www.goodnuke.com/recipes/images/chickenbreasts.jpg

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:21 (twenty-two years ago)

Are those shake & bake?

― Aaron W (Aaron W), Wednesday, 10 December 2003 21:28 (twenty-two years ago)

hip hip hooray

― ron (ron), Thursday, 11 December 2003 04:22 (twenty-two years ago)

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