this is an excelsior we live in (uh ohhh oh) and these are the laugh out louds we're given (wuh ohhh oh)

"teh" is, very obviously, supposed to be "funny".

Oh! Burn!

i "like", rjg

THEY SHOULD CALL THE YEAH YEAH YEAHS THE MEH MEH MEHS!!!!
-- Professor Challenger (Brontasauru...), September 29th, 2004 3:22 PM. (ex machina)

-- Mark (r-...) (webmail), September 29th, 2004 8:56 AM. (MarkR) (later) (link)

That is odd and sad. Monterey jack and pepper jack are great. Are you sure it just doesn't have a different name? Like "fag lorry cheese" or something?
-- n/a (nu...), September 29th, 2004 2:52 PM.

-- Dr. C (Daveatcrossdee...), September 27th, 2004 5:08 PM.

I would think that urethra blockages would actually stop messes from occuring, unless the mess is now shooting out of the poor kitty's
mouth.

Is there a mental image less cute than a kitten puking piss? Maybe if said kitten was also shitting hairballs?

-- Dan Perry '08 (djperr...), September 29th, 2004. (Dan Perry)

Was this quoted for being funny or for having an annoying comma?

-- gareth (garet...), September 24th, 2001 1:00 AM.

-- ken c (pykachu10...), October 20th, 2004. (later)

This marks "I Love WWE"'s first excelsioring.

Another cousin of mine is giving his son a gun for his 3rd birthday. They (my relatives) all believe boys should be given guns and taught how to use them as early on as possible so that they can protect themselves in this horrible evil world.
-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), October 22nd, 2004.

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Against whom? THEMSELVES?
-- David R. (quoteidio...), October 22nd, 2004.

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I think against people like me...
-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), October 22nd, 2004.

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.. and foreigners...
-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), October 22nd, 2004.

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...and the gays, of course,...
-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), October 22nd, 2004.

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.. and vampyres, which they actually believe in...
-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), October 22nd, 2004.

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... and this guy: http://www.comic-lair.com/perloriancatsbx.jpg

-- Sarah McLusky (x77tigersxu...), October 22nd, 2004.

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http://www.pbs.org/frontlineworld/stories/romania/images/lestat.jpg

-- LESTAT IS NOT AFRAID OF YOU (djperr...), October 22nd, 2004.

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(xpost yikes)
-- HOWEVER LESTAT IS AFRAID OF THAT FUCKING CAT (djperr...), October 22nd, 2004.

DORKS WHO SIGN THEIR POSTS LIKE A FREAKING E-MAIL

-- chuck (drink_to_remembe...), October 22nd, 2004 7:42 PM.

-- d.arraghmac (ca...), October 23rd, 2004

WTF. Chuck, defend the indefensible.

-- Remy (jcoomb...), October 23rd, 2004 1:15 AM. (later) (link)

what, the pentameters?

-- d.arraghmac (ca...), October 23rd, 2004 1:16 AM.

-- MC Transmaniacon (natepatri...), October 22nd, 2004 12:39 PM. (later)

this is sundar "oooh i like it when my wankorama music is delivered by hair farmers who know their dadd19ths! i don't care about the really important things like funny jokes and melodies so common a 5 year old gets it! oooh! duh duh duh..."

checkmate! i win!

-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), October 22nd, 2004.

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Xpost - And you should... but only if you actually TAKE ME FUCKNG SERIOUSLY.

How long will this joke continue? I have no idea. I'm not bored of posting nonsense that gets a rise yet. Are you not bored of being the one that rises to it? Surely Ned and such like have a life to be getting on with rather than actually believing the utter toss I write on here 99% of the time? Surely?

-- Mad-Mike (madmik...), October 23rd, 2004. (later)

---

I like the implication that:

1) He is not bored of posting assholery, which sounds about right

2) Based on his stated fascination with my Friendster profile, the posts about that appear to be the 1% that isn't utter toss. Everything else, another matter.

-- caitlin (wpsal...), October 23rd, 2004.
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ugh jeans smell after a few days.

-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), October 23rd, 2004.
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After the first day, they just don't feel as tight.

Ew - that sound like something some creepy paedophile would say.

-- Alba (albab...), October 23rd, 2004.
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I will not change my pants, but I will change my screen name.

-- delicious pudding (fluxion2...), October 23rd, 2004.
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I will not change my pants, but I will change my screen name.

Ew - that sounds like something some creepy paedophile would say.

-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...), October 23rd, 2004.
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OTP.

-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...)

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(translation: on the pipe.)
-- manthony m1cc1o (anthonyisrigh...)

-- Aja (AsiaKitty200...), October 23rd, 2004.

You're one to talk!

-- roxymuzak (emilysu...), October 23rd, 2004.

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...) (webmail), October 23rd, 2004 10:47 PM. (llamasfur) (later) (link)

it is, at least in your mind, if you want it to be

-- dave q (scrape10...) (webmail), October 23rd, 2004 11:25 PM. (later) (link)

BARELY EKED OUT TRIUMPH IN COLD WAR, CAPITALIST SWINE ... NORTH KOREA IS YET TO DEPLOY THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS ... CUBA COMES BACK TO WORLD PROMINENCE,JOINED BY CHINA .. STUNNING BOURGEOIS STATE,WHICH,ONE BY ONE, IS SUBSUMED INTO PERMANENT REVOLUTION, OR RESOCIALIZED. WHERE IS MY BORSCHT, YANKEE PIGDOG?

WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!
WORKERS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!
&c.

-- Лееетер ван ден Хоогенбад (Леееее...), October 24th, 2004 2:40 AM. (Leee) (later) (link)

But I have another...

http://img1.imageshack.us/img1/8059/rifleman.jpg

-- Sir Kingfish Beavis D'Azzmonch (jdsalmo...) (webmail), October 24th, 2004 1:46 AM. (Kingfish) (link)

Did Bill Buckner miss the ball in 1986? I can't remember.
-- Ned Raggett

-- Ned_Ragget (ne...), October 24th, 2004. (later)

that's what i figured, calum.

-- paranoia is the hipster's disease (theundergroundhom...), October 24th, 2004. (later)

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No one will be. It's going to be awesome.
-- Alba (albab...), October 23rd, 2004.

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crotchless is all the rage in electro house circles this season.
-- stirmonster (jd_twitc...), October 23rd, 2004.

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let's hope the trend never spreads to techno
-- Ronan (ronan.fitzgerald6NOSPA...), October 23rd, 2004.

-- luna (luna_cee...), January 22nd, 2004.

(Specifically due to context.)

-- Mad.Mike (madmik...), October 25th, 2004 10:12 PM. (later) (link)

You haven't even met her.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), October 25th, 2004 10:13 PM.

Ew. You're comparing one of the great songwriters of the 1990s with Mr Cardboard No-Talent Wanker.

I didnt know John Howard wrote musiii....get... coat..

-- Trayce (spamspanke...)

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), October 25th, 2004 2:30 PM. (colin s barrow)

not mustard?

-- the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound@hotmail.com), October 25th, 2004 2:31 PM. (electricsound)

i bet he can't be trusted

-- the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound@hotmail.com), October 25th, 2004 2:31 PM. (electricsound)

but imagine the women who after him lusted!

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), October 25th, 2004 2:34 PM. (trisk)

Perhaps he died... oh wait wrong song.

-- Trayce (spamspanke...), October 25th, 2004 2:35 PM. (trayce)

I think they'd prefer one of the boys from Busted

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), October 25th, 2004 2:37 PM. (colin s barrow)

i don't know i heard those boys are kinda crusted

-- gem (gemilyinterrupte...), October 25th, 2004 2:38 PM. (trisk)

And somewhat maladjusted.

-- Haaaaaitch (big.jesus.trash.ca...), October 25th, 2004 2:44 PM. (haitch)

you've got me all flustered

-- the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound@hotmail.com), October 25th, 2004 2:44 PM. (electricsound)

now i feel disgusted

-- the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound@hotmail.com), October 25th, 2004 2:45 PM. (electricsound)

This whole concept is done and dusted.

-- the music mole (colinsbarrowREMOV...), October 25th, 2004 2:47 PM. (colin s barrow)

(you can stop if you must - ed.)

-- the surface noise (slight return) (electricsound@hotmail.com), October 25th, 2004 2:48 PM. (electricsound)

Me too. And along with that, the video with the puppets.

-- Roy Williams Highlight (electrifyingmoj...), October 3rd, 2004 4:45 AM. (diamond) (66.146.211.79)
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THEY DID WORK THINGS OUT. MICK PUSHED BRIAN INTO A POOL.

THERE, THINGS ARE WORKED OUT.

-- DEEBZ (stupidpum...), October 3rd, 2004 2:48 PM. (ddb) (68.237.78.178)

-- lauren (warmleatherett...), October 25th, 2004 10:21 AM.

*rejected*

-- Al (hoteloper...), October 25th, 2004.