Prospect Park Zoo: Babboon jerks off, cums onto rock, bends down and LICKS it up, then licks his fingers clean!

I took a primatology class in college that had a lab portion involving us observing the campus's monkey colony. Those mothers were jacking off all the time.

Because gay men (A) have their own penis (B) sometimes swallow.
Is it so insane to wonder? If you love cock and you love to swallow and you have a cock, then what the fuck? What's the difference?

if i saw a baboon jerk off and eat his own cum, the next thing that would come to mind iwouldn't be, "i wonder if gay men do that?"

I'm straight and I seriously considered tasting my own before just out of curiosity regarding women swallowing. I never actually did (not even a quick taste) because it just seemed too gross.

The central question is about eating one's own cum! The baboon looked homoerotic to me in a shockingly strange way.

Says it all, don't it?

(a) Not all gay men.
(b) Not only gay men.

Bon appetit!

At the risk of sounding insanely politically correct, isn't this a rather homophobic statement of the lowest order?

I know straight men who've done things a thousand times more bizarre than tasting their own jizz.

I'm queer, made it outta my 30s, never tasted my own juice, and think the stuff is pretty damn icky. I wish it didn't have to go flying about to make an otherwise good time so messy.

Absolutely not at all. I am not comparing gay men to baboons. And being accepting of homosexuality does not mean I can't be revolted by eating your own cum. In fact, I think it was due to being so revolted that I started wondering what's so revolting about it and just naturally tried to consider it with an open mind.

I know straight men who've done things a thousand times more bizarre than tasting their own jizz.

Yeah, me too. And this is relevant how?

Did the rude baboon turn you on? Is that what you're trying to tell us? Be honest.

Says it all, don't it?

I suppose you could think it says it all, but you really had to be there to know whether it says it all or not. The baboon looked like a cock-loving horndog more than just an animal being an animal.

Don't you feel just a little bit like Jay Leno?

(forgive me)

Kind of anti-climactic now (no pun intended) but I was at the zoo a few months ago and saw a chimp shit into his (or her) hand and then eat it.

haha! i loved those threads

The searching/reaching aspect of ILX I've come to expect. Open-minded in a closed-minded PC sort of way.

Kind of anti-climactic now (no pun intended) but I was at the zoo a few months ago and saw a chimp shit into his (or her) hand and then eat it.

Hahahahahah! Oh my god. Okay, I suppose if I saw that first, this wouldn't strike me as so fucking strange.

I've never seen a gay porn, but do guys in those vids ever eat their own spunk (similar to how women in straight porn lick their fingers)?

"Snowballing" is what again? Is it eating the cum out of an ass? If that's the case, I guess that answers my question. Not only would this be eating one's own cum, but after it's been up someone's ass.

nsfw pic

I think the only real assumption I made was that gay men "generally dig sucking cock," not that they generally swallow or swallow their own spunk. But, if this generalization is wrong-- I suppose plenty of gay men could really dislike sucking cock-- then, I apologise for that. For the record, as a straight man, I don't find gay sex disgusting at all (unless you include swallowing and butt-licking).

xpost.

I, personally, wonder why it is you find gay semen swallowing disgusting in the first place. Is it not disgusting in a heterosexual context? But at the same time, it's a reasonable question (how common autoerotic semen swallowing is among gay men) given 'evidence' in the forms of pornography, erotic literature etc.

It's not "gay semen swallowing" that I find disgusting, it is specifically self-swallowing that seems strangely perverse. I'm not sure why. However, I do also happen to find swallowing in general quite disgusting. There are plenty of websites that show girls drinking it out of wine glasses, etc. and I find that really disgusting. I would love it if someone swallowed my own in a real quick and clean manner (ie. not very visual and kind of straight down the throat)... but I would not be into spooging on a girl's face and then pushing it into her mouth with my finger and watching her gurgle on it for a while and then swallow it. That is a total turn off for me.

But at the same time, it's a reasonable question (how common autoerotic semen swallowing is among gay men) given 'evidence' in the forms of pornography, erotic literature etc.

Thanks for understanding. Does anything seem strange about self-swalling to you? I like to question and rid myself of bugaboos like this whenever they crop up. Just the more I talk about it on this thread, the less it seems to bother me, although it still seems gross at the moment.

Yeah, you know your social life has taken a turn for the worse when you're sitting around by yourself on a Saturday night with nothing to do except eat your own cum.

Leon, why are making such a big deal about this?

Actually, it's other people who are making such a big deal about it. To me the initial considerations are still something I'm interested in, but I don't think it's all really a big deal as much as just more stupid things to think about in a long line of stupid things to think about.

not sure how that happened.

Well now hey wait a minute, according to Chris and a lot of other implications upthread, those two things don't matter. Are you saying only baboons and gay people eat their own cum? What are you a bigot?!

I remember daziz(?) was on that funny thread, about redistribution of wealth. he went on, a bit.

Butt-licking, again, is not a particularly gay male thing, since even lesbians have butts (it's true!), as does Barbara Bush.

You're acting as if semen tastes bad, which is an odd thing for someone who has never tasted it to say. But the taste of semen varies greatly from person to person, and while I doubt there are that many people out there whose semen I'd recommend as a salad dressing, there are plenty where it is simply not that traumatizingly bad.

But perhaps yours is gankier than most, and its aura of undeliciousness caresses you every time you cum onto your stomach.

Butt-licking, again, is not a particularly gay male thing, since even lesbians have butts (it's true!), as does Barbara Bush.

I didn't say or imply that it was. I made a parenthetical notation for anyone who might respond saying I am somehow contradicting myself.

I'm acting as if semen tastes bad? No, I'm not. Does spit taste bad? Mine doesn't. I'm not interested in swallowing someone else's spit and half the time I expectorate when I don't want to swallow my own.

Yes, I imagine you did. The problem is you probably assumed I did it to offend gay people. That's not really the reason, though. Why? I guess just to see if I had to bother with the over explanation of what I "really mean" when I think it was plenty clearly expressed... and to point out that if you needed it more clearly expressed, you should read what's actually there. Or, more likely, a little bit of that and the fact that I just wanted to see who would get offended and then fuck with them.

Is there any chance that stevem stands for Steve Murray???? If so, hey dude! Obviously, you know where I'm coming from, I hope.

what an interesting thread this was.

basically a display name generator all the way

Yeah, yeah, whoopie, you're politically correct and don't offend gay people even in innocent thought processes.

i dunno, i still don't get the connection b/w a baboon jerking off and gay guys eating their cum.

Because gay men (A) have their own penis (B) sometimes swallow.
Is it so insane to wonder? If you love cock and you love to swallow and you have a cock, then what the fuck? What's the difference?

― Leon Snodgrass (Eleventy-Twelve), Monday, 2 May 2005 04:09 (5 years ago) Bookmark

quotable dude imo

it is quotable, i agree about that. it's also still nonsensical.