Hastings, is a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at your chamber door: Number 6(66)

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http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings looks hopefully toward the future with a dawning sense of the inevitability of all things NUMBER 5
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif It's hard work to put Hastings on your family--a mistake that will be corrected one of these days
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings, The Young Man Who Was From There, And What Happened To His Pastings, Part 3: The Spiral Bridge Defenestrations
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif While My Hastings Gently Weeps vs. Hastings Is A Warm Gun, part 2: The Salad Days of Terror
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif AX + B(AX) / Colbert = HASTINGS, MN CAFE

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:35 (eighteen years ago)

http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif oops

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:36 (eighteen years ago)

DOUBLE TIME DOUBLE TALK

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:37 (eighteen years ago)

Thank you, moderator.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:44 (eighteen years ago)

Beautiful job, FB (as usual) - I worship the quicksand you walk on. But you knew that.

Also, I somehow knew that you'd work 666 into this title... but Poe? That, I did not anticipate. I salute you.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:45 (eighteen years ago)

World conquest or beer -- what would be your choice?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

I WOULD LIKE TO DECLARE A MORITORIUM ON OLD-VIDEO GAME SYSTEM DISCUSSION ON THIS THREAD. Nothing personal, all.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 14:47 (eighteen years ago)

Unlimited beer or a beer?

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

seconded (xpost)

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

It could be the biggest beer ever. Dream large.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

I choose world conquest over beer. But if you're going to get into mixed drinks, the choice will be harder.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

One does not preclude the other, right?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 14:52 (eighteen years ago)

You'd think if you ruled the world you could get whatever drink you wanted, whenever you wanted, wouldn't you.

Still, these are the choices Ned has offered...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

World conquest *could* take time. Beer, however, could be immediate. Factor this in.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

Duh, world conquest! The first thing you do is make everyone bring you unlimited beer. WIN-WIN

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

deX... has a PLAN!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:57 (eighteen years ago)

A bold stroke of vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

(5'7", 178 lbs)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

BTW, I'm going to be in St. Paul on Friday night for a lab practical exam (Friday the 13th test, yay), so if anyone wants to meet for food, please let me know. (I would even be willing to try driving out of my comfort area with enough advance warning.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, it will be a cold day in hell before I post my weight on the Internet. You are a bold man.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

driving out of my comfort area

Costa Mesa's only 2000 miles away or so. You could make it by midnight.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

Ned, I have seen the photos of your cooking. If I could make it, I'd be there.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:01 (eighteen years ago)

But will he serve you beer? What was *your* choice, Sara?

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

World conquest, hands down. Then someone brings me margaritas whenever I want them. Also See's candy. And, ummm... I don't know, possibly some food. I'm pretty easy to please for a cranky person.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:39 (eighteen years ago)

It's all about food with you! (This is no problem.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Yes, yes, yes.

I've never done drugs, I've never been drunk, and I've smoked about 5 cigarettes in my entire life (during my sophomore and junior year of college when I was in a serious F-you mood). Food is the one thing where I can't give up the bad stuff, especially the rich chocolate desserts. My pathetic addiction.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago)

How dare you get addicted to food! You'll be hooked on water and breathing next!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Too late, too late...

Also, I haven't forgotten how awesome food tastes in California. Fresh squeezed orange juice. The difference is amazing.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

Yus indeed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago)

On the other hand, every time I do go to California, I eat until my stomach hurts at every meal. I'd be really afraid to post my weight on the internet after a few weeks of that.

Clearly Ned, you should come to Minnesota. You can stay thin, enjoy the change of seasons, meet the interesting natives in person, and possibly even be escorted safely through Hastings. ("This is where the Spiral bridge was...")

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:57 (eighteen years ago)

Are the natives friendly or cannibals? Do they boil people in oil?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

The answers to those questions depends on where you are in Minnesota.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

It's who you know, really.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:11 (eighteen years ago)

FB, at first I read that as "you-know-who," and - due to my son's Harry Potter obsession - my first thought was, "Voldemort lives in Minnesota now?"

I have never personally been boiled in oil. I can't speak for anyone else on this thread.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

I will now discuss them at your face personally.

I apparantly bruised my kneecap through the bone into underlying muscle tissue. Sent me into shock twice.

"Ice...feelsGOOD!"

Awesome thing of the year: at least 3 times a week walking into my room and having NO IDEA what's playing on my computer.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE OUCH.

xpost

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 16:30 (eighteen years ago)

Hands up everyone who's ever been accused of starting a suicide cult!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago)

I think it's more politically correct to refer to it as a homicide cult.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

HI DERE HASTINGS POLICE DEPARTMENT. SORRY ABOUT MY CRAPPY TEEN POETRY, THX FOR HELPING ME SEE THE LIGHT.

xpost

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

My Poem
by John Justen

When upon a lark I happened
I will kill them all
at school
die die die

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

Good lord, what a bunch of fucking douchbags both the school counselors and cops were in that debacle.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 16:59 (eighteen years ago)

So what happened after you killed them?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:00 (eighteen years ago)

It was at that moment that I really KNEW that no one had anything to do in Hastings.

(xpost?)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

I'M IN UR SCHOOL
SVENGALI-ING UR KIDZ.

SOmeone want to photoshop this onto an appropriate picture of me?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

I'd completely forgotten that the police got involved in all of that nonsense. What a wacky freshman year.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:06 (eighteen years ago)

Dan, John, FB - Someday I want to read your autobiographies. I missed so much!

(John, I don't remember that poem being in your notebooks. Probably not appropriate for Revery anyway...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

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― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

FB, I think you should let John keep his eyes. Svengali-action is going to require them.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

"Tenant vomit launching and ashing only"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago)

GET OFF MY PORCH

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:26 (eighteen years ago)

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xpost

sara,

some folks i knew went to the PSB, said it was great....except for the two dudes taking off their shirts and making out next to them the whole time.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago)

Well, clearly we were sitting in a more boring section! (We did have a perfect view of the ushers dancing and singing in the aisles).

It's not too late for FB to redeem himself since Halloween is tomorrow.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago)

Fool me once...

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

I'm going as a guy who is frantically making up names for his characters, because I don't want to start writing with names like "satanist babysitter" and "dude who reminds me of a cat"; etc.

I may go out tomorrow as "guy in a wig and false beard".

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago)

Any random pervert, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

Specifically, Ned Raggett.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

RANDOM, not one you already know.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

Any random Ned Raggett, selected from the worldwide population.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

"Didn't you hear, I come in six-packs."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

"I know Ned Raggett! That's not Ned Raggett!".
"or is it?!?!"

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:45 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe I should get a an NYC baseball cap and prisoner uniform. Then I could stain the leg with fake blood, put the hat over one eye, and go as Fabolus.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:09 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, and mumble.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:41 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.warriorsmovie.co.uk/figures/images/furies_tn.jpg

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

Did you order angry Frog?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, and everyone should listen to the song on my MySpace.
I loves it.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

I just realised something.(that's amazing in and of itself)
For the first time in years, I'm DONE downloading everything in eMule.
I need to organize that shit now.
GIGS ANG GIGS of music, games, old software, junk, some porn....

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

FB, good luck making up character names (and also being Ned for Halloween, of course). Someone said something that cracked me up after class tonight and my first thought was, "I have got to work that into my novel somehow!" (So only 49,990 words to go!)

I ate yummy Indian food for dinner tonight at a friend's house in Eagan. It was so good; I ate too much. And then I started laughing because I had a flash of the time M3liss4 speculated what a sadistic bulimic would be like...

GZeus, what song should we be listening to on MySpace?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 04:46 (eighteen years ago)

The one on my personal profile. "Cosby Interlude" by Waking up Corky.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 05:43 (eighteen years ago)

I will check out the song, GZeus.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN PEOPLE.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:59 (eighteen years ago)

http://myspace-334.vo.llnwd.net/01272/43/38/1272488334_m.gif
UNWHOLESOME AUDIO
EVENING NEWS
TRY IT YOURSELF
MATH IS HARD
FASHION
CUISINE
COUNSELING
UNWHOLESOME VIDEO
UGLY CHICKS
OLDER CHICKS
THIN CHICKS
SILLY CHICKS
UNADULTERATED HORROR
UNWHOLESOME ONLINE MEDIA
IT'S ONLY ME
DANSE MACABRE
WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?
WORLD DOMINATION
PHILIS DILLER
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU
RETAIL VS WHOLESALE
THINGS TO DO AT WORK
CLASSICS
ROAD TRIP
COURT TV
BUSY BUSY BUSY
YOG SOTH-OTH THIS, BITCH!
COLD FEET
HOMEOPATHY
AGAIN!
AGAIN!
THE TEMPLE OF LEFT TO RIGHT
SCRAPBOOKING
HOLIDAY
DADD and DARGER
IN THE FRAME
SIBERIAN WELLS
GROOVY
MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS
FAMILY VALUES
EFFICIENT AND THOROUGH
I GUESS THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION
THINK OF IT AS AN INVESTMENT
CRAFTS
10 YEAR REUNION
HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS ON THE SABBATH

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/DSCF0379.jpg

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:38 (eighteen years ago)

PFFFFT!!

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

John, why are you posting your senior picture from high school again?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:54 (eighteen years ago)

That almost made my anger at eMusic taking a shit in my mouth go away.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:01 (eighteen years ago)

I gotta say, that's pretty good.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:03 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, wait.
They didn't shit in mouths yet. It's a trick to get them in the black BEFORE they shit in our mouths.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:04 (eighteen years ago)

I like how shaven john looks Irish as the bottle of Jameson rolling about my bedroom floor, and Unshaven John looks RANDOM CRAZY EASTERN EUROPEAN STREET MERCHANT.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago)

Okay, actually, that photo made me laugh out loud. Isn't John afraid his face is going to freeze like that, though?

I never thought of John as "looking Irish," but I suppose so. I'd definitely vote for RANDOM CRAZY EASTERN EUROPEAN STREET MERCHANT.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:07 (eighteen years ago)

Black irish, but more pale(never leaving the indoors will do that).
my Keroro Gunsou/DANCE☆MAN single arrived today.
The disco suit, sunglasses, and afro are all a transparent overlay.
It's so awesome.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:58 (eighteen years ago)

John, not to be a big whiner, but the Wii thread is getting out of hand. One person mentions PS2 prices dropping, I say why I think that won't happen, someone calls for my banning and starts insulting me, I clarify, they start CURSING at me and blaming me for THEIR actions(going off topic, hijacking)...
I DON'T WANT TO NOT TALK ABOUT THE WII. THEY WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT THE PS3 BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION IN ECONOMICS.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, look another thread derailed thanks to Mr. Ass-burgers!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago)

See, now he's hunting down my posts.

This person seems to need medication more than me.
Granted, I TAKE MINE. Perhaps you should listen to your psychiatrist.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Sorry about this, HSTNGs people. I really didn't expect this. John's mod status made me hope he could help or at least offer advice. That's the only reason I said anything in here.

This humanoid seems bent on...something. I have no idea why someone would be like this. Especially on the internet of all things.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

He just threatened to punch me...

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

The internets has strange peoples.
That's fine, it's the 'normal' ones I worry about.
it's 'normal' to get road rage...

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

wow, I just started peeping this thread. exciting.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:52 (eighteen years ago)

Gzeus, I'm only a mod on a few boards. Also, Jon is a good guy...just roll with the punches and everything will be fine.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.helpfarm.com/images/rightclickers/web2_0.gif

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago)

I think if you had asked me to guess John's nationality 15 years ago, I would have had no clue and said "Italian?!" In retrospect, however, that wouldn't make much sense.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:43 (eighteen years ago)

Gzeus, this is Jon's schtick. Jon's schtick, I think you already know GZeus...?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

reason 2080 i don't go to the i love games board! people get so hyped up about w/wierd company loyalties in gaming...it's really bizarre....i guess it's kinda like the apple vs. pc users thing but still it's just wierd to me.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 23:39 (eighteen years ago)

No one else there sees it as schtick.
THey're taking it seriously, and that's often how a witch hunt starts.

I know you only mod a few boards, but I was more than anything look for advice.

There's a point when a joke goes too far, and this humanoid needs to learn where that is.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

So I went to a friend's house and the husbands took the kids out trick-or-treating. We wound up giving out a beer to an adult neighbor of my friend because someone else gave him one... my friend didn't want to be shown up. (I was like, "this neighborhood is going to be popular next year!").

Then the husbands came back and were scandalized by the conversation my friend and I were having. Okay, so we know when each other's kids' were conceived. A. and this other guy were like, "guys NEVER talk about sex, but we have the reputation that we do, but it is really WOMEN."

Women do, absolutely. I confess. So 'fess up men. Do you really never talk about sex when women are not around?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 02:06 (eighteen years ago)

Honestly, dude, the only real answer I can give you is that if it's getting to you, take a little time away from ILG. One of the charming aspects of ILX is the semi-frontier mentality...but if it's bothering you, opt out for a bit.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

No one else there sees it as schtick.

Actually they do.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 03:12 (eighteen years ago)

So they're having fun at my expense? I dislike that FACT.
How I feel about it in practice shall be seen.

I'm having frustrations AND fun with my new-to-me SMS.

Not as much a game-related post as emotion-related...

My old boss and his kid stopped by. He mostly talked with my dad about fishing.I helped manage my cat and introduce him to his son.
I might have a whiskey in...a few seconds.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 03:50 (eighteen years ago)

GZeus, Jon's bark is much worse than his bite. Indignation will only fuel his fire.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

NOT TAKING THE BAIT... :/

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

haha, I wasn't baiting you. srsly.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings, Like A Warm, Furry Meatloaf, Part 7: The Education of Cutty Sark

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago)

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