This is the thread where we ask people to dig up things on ILX we can't find

Gigantism, not giganticism...

Musical Gigantism: Classic or Dud?

First, there was a loud annoying BEEP BEEP BEEP but the database wouldn't get out of the way, so I just rolled over it and squooshed out T. Kinkade!

so which dj mix best summed up 2005? and which was the most extraordinary? ?

http://media.mth.net/jimmy_fr/v3/images/series/six_feet_under/perso_300_210/david.jpg

Single White Female: Classic or Dud?

xxp obv.

you're secretly SPENCER CHOW??

Also: "how do i shot tiara" img?

shot tiara:
http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/shot_tiara.jpg

fuck knows where/why i posted that tbh.

Greatest Rap Album of all Time?

That's all I can remember -- maybe the thread was about all of the music available on the internet nowadays, or something about keeping up with new styles, but I'm not sure. Anyone?

What's up with MCs doing shout-outs to Kurt Cobain?

-- JW (jo...) (webmail), May 23rd, 2006 6:51 PM. (ex machina) (link)

(At least, I think it's in North Korea)

Sonny Sharrock and Denny Lethargy - "The Junk Sessions" C/D?

Dude, that's a joke, isn't it? *shudder*

HI DERE
http://i6.tinypic.com/152jmsl.gif

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryugyong

RFI: Ryugyong hotel

which old thread is the one where Ally posted pics of kittens dressed up and doing various things like in the above photo? Harvey Nicks rip it off 4 years later!

http://www.mwnews.net/assets/images/Obit-TennessenL.jpg

Also, the second "Showcase" thread on ILC!

bound for greatness ( dc's upcoming collected editions)

fuck washing a hat was from another board where dude was giving advice on cleaning a baseball cap in a dishwasher and another guy said 'fuck washing a hat'

winnie the pooh thread where somebody says 'holy shit it's roo'?

Can someone post that "choose your own adventure book: dating a co-worker" image again please? Google didn't help when I was looking the other day

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/342966874_7113795f72_o.png

the image of spiderman on staten island?

"where do i shot web"

ILM thread that talked about accessible tracks for "difficult artists," wherein I said, "Hey, 'Paperhouse' is cool!" and revealed that I didn't listen to Can.

Found it: What one track of a notoriously difficult artist would you offer to someone who's curious about said artist?

And I started it.

Thanks JW

I'm pretty sure this is the thread with the dolphin-people, but I'm not willing to click on it again to find out - What kind of alien species are on the new super-earth? NOT SANITY SAFE EITHER.

did anyone save the crying in the middle of the club images?

http://s94673206.onlinehome.us/emo.jpg

If you’re scared to throw it up get the fuck out the club.

WHERE IS "SCARED OF SNACK TO DEATH", plzzzzzzz?

jim do u have more

There was a thread where a couple of ILXors went back and forth in a sort of Dickensian English dialogue. Just some silly sh*t but written in a Victorian persona. Anyone know it?

Are there any threads (of more than miniscule length) for The Sopranos prior to season 6? I've been making my way up from episode 1 but am only in season 5 at this point. Curious what people have said...

Do you rate the Sopranos?

THANK YOU. HOW DID I NOT FIND THAT?!

where is the first and/or best example of cryingeagle.jpg???

Wasn't there one main thread where we all carefully outlined our opinions on whether or not the US should invade Iraq? Cuz that would be really interesting reading today.

I'd really rather not bring that up personally.

You're in luck, then: I found the one I wanted!

I'm betting Rosie O'Donell will be all over that thread as well.

the jay blanchard pic
the tynan delong pic
and whatever is the best tuomas pic

ty ty ty

ok just jay blanchard

ty

http://www.mv.helsinki.fi/aqkorhon/laajasalo3.jpg

tuomas_sundae.jpg is available on the noize board

tx dude

yo Spencer -

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v134/tracerhand/lolcatoverexposure.jpg

http://i7.tinypic.com/2111hg4.jpg

ty!

yah mush

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/4281/tynan6in.gif

kudos!

I swear there was once a thread on urban decay/decline. anything? anyone?

This one?

Abandoned malls

Ok, there's a thread about men shouting at women and I want to find it.

yeah tuomas that is what i was thinking of. thanks!

Ned: this one?

Showing your appreciation for solitary members of the opposite sex

the blingee of the VA tech shooter

Thanks Curtis - that is indeed the one.

Tracer thanks, but it was another one... still can't find!

hai guys how about the 33 1/3 book series thread on ILM?

33 1/3 Series of books

muchas gracias

thread where jess got kicked in the balls???

where is the original "take her, dude"?

Shot in the dark... there was an ILM thread that linked to an mp3 blog site that had some awesome live sets by 80s bands from the 80s? There was a cracking OMD show on there, amongst others...

Anyway, I can't remember anything else about the thread (search results for OMD show it's not an OMD thread) but maybe someone else knows what I'm on about.

What's the thread where we talk about many-legged cats & stuff? There's an update to the Stumpy story!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=468610&in_page_id=1770&ito=newsnow

(I thought the thread was one word, thought it was "mutants!" but it isn't)

A twenty six toed Cat, you guys!

?

Good idea, but the one I'm looking for was also about Stumpy, the four legged duck. It was something like Deviants! or Miscreants! or Mutants!

Wait, I has it.

i has a mutation

(and it wasn't "one word exclamation mark" at all, stupid memory)

Has there been a thread about where to stay in London for an affordable week?

check Unanswered

Cheap hotels in London

Thanks!

The thread that linked to the article about the woman that screwed her boyfriend in the ass with a strap-on and discovered that screwing is conquest and being screwed is surrender?

A recent picture thread about a year in the early 70s? It was excellent but I've been through the early 70s on the search thread and can't find it.

wasn't that sandbox?

Yes it was, thanks!

I started a thread about being 40 years old?
(not this one How do you expect/hope/fear your life will be like when you're forty?)

But I cannot find it now. Any ideas?
Maybe it was another sandbox one but I can't find anything on there...

Can someone find me the excelsior thread that has "the would be bigamy" and "that would make a vas deferens" as the first two answers please??

Does anyone have the photo of Paris Hilton looking at the record 'Paris Hilton' by Mu? There's a link to it on another thread but it doesn't work

http://i22.tinypic.com/o9mkb9.jpg

(how I found it: www.archive.org + the original URL = http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.outputrecordings.com/leanne-&-paris.jpg )

where is the thread on presidents and their haircuts

All the Presidents' Hair!

or

Hair and the presidential election

?

nah - there was one that was almost all photos...? I tried searching but I have this fear that the words "president" and "haircut" are not actually in the thread title.

oh. somewhat harder to find, probably :-/

on what thread did HUNTER, AGE 3 originally debut???

I cant find the thread wear cute or sexy ilx members post pictures of themselves in skimpy clothing, underwear, or in a bathing suit.

on what thread did HUNTER, AGE 3 originally debut???

-- river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 00:00 (36 minutes ago)

On a DC thread a year or two back

This may have been on the lost ILX or the ILX beta, but there was a thread about Martin Luther's toilet...

This:

http://web.mit.edu/gpickard/www/execution.jpg

Except the guy on the left is Ned Raggett and the gun is a boxing glove.

anyone remember which thread had the "never stop making pancakes" story?

Jaymc, I want you to find my very first ILX post ever. It was on Chicago: (somethingsomethingsomething), was either about Indian food, or my screenname had to do with Indian food, and was about the time Kenan was holding forth on the superior quality and style of H&M apparel.

Thank you.

Jesse.

hahaha kenan

1. Don't laugh at my Kenan.

2. Where the fuck are you, Jaymc?

I cant find the thread wear cute or sexy ilx members post pictures of themselves in skimpy clothing, underwear, or in a bathing suit.

What do you look like in your underwear?

not so much "on ILX" but what is that lolcat where the cat has got into a job application/newspaper/etc? "no good with computers", he says, or something.

Thanks to StanM BTW!

http://catmas.com/images/2006/10/newspaper-filler.jpg

lolz thx

better not be crappy though, already got enough of those

RSS thread please!

You mean RSS & you

(I just did a thread title search for RSS - you know you can search for three-letter words?)

This:

Except the guy on the left is Ned Raggett and the gun is a boxing glove.

-- S-, Friday, September 28, 2007 3:38 AM (1 week ago)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y109/fez_/nednam.jpg

Alba, thanks. I didn't know that about the three words!

can anyone find the moderator request forum thread where martin skidmore does not realize he is posting on the moderator request forum and tells people to please take it to the moderator request forum

Original posting of ethan going "gay dudes need to get the fuck off the planet"

Porn-quality nudez please

Poor-quality nodes plz

they've both been deleted

Original posting of ethan going "gay dudes need to get the fuck off the planet"

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 11:53 AM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this was a shakey mo parody, dom passantino

Can a mod add that after every shakey mo post pleez?

Jesse, do you remember when the thread was?

The debate about childs reigns/reins/harnesses....

I loved that thread

shereads1.jpg

where is the goddamned "artwork by ILXORs" thread

this reminds me of that thread where 2/3 of ILX claimed to be synaesthesiacs

-- remy bean, Wednesday, October 17, 2007 6:27 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sounds like riot

Shakey:

ILXOR Gallery

Will it ever be found?

When did parents start using leashes on their kids?

Yay for Tuomas!

pictures of natural phenomena

e

Jaymc: As a hint, it was when I first met you all in Chicago. About two years ago.

I ate that Indian food.

No really, the thread with beautiful pictures of natural phenomenae!

Celebrate the wild and beautiful places of America and the world!?

That's similar. This one had hurricanes and space stuff, though.

Being in the right place and right time for nature to blow your mind

?

btw you spelled phenomena right the first time around

space stuff and natural phenomena like the northern lights and shit?

Astronomy Picture Of The Day

?

I thought phenomena plural was phenomenae?

Wait. Phenomenon is the singular. I am retarded!

And Stanm, I think that is the one I was thinking of, thanks! And Alba thanks anyway, cause that's a good thread.

I'm looking for the thread in I Love Music where people posted songs they needed indentified (was around within the last month)

that image of the girl from big brother saying something about "INDIE TAKING OVER"

nm

Captain Lorax -

if i don't get this track identified i will be deeply depressed forever please

Where's that picture of a pumpkin, carved to look like someone spreading their cheeks?

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/MarkGrout/indie.jpg

WAU

What
An
Understatement

+

WOW

= WAU

that animated gif of the MASSIVE DEEP FISTING

It's in this thread, linked as VERY MUCH NOT WORKSAFE ANIMATED GIF - Driving someone from ILX - classic or dud

I'm not willing to click it again to see if it still works.

I know it's boring, but the "when come back bring pie" as I have need of it.

Where's that picture of a pumpkin, carved to look like someone spreading their cheeks?

I'm pretty sure you can find this one of those "goatse pics" sites.

http://sam.zoy.org/goatse/

There are three different pumpkin pics here, under the section "carved fruit and veg".

pie?

Just do a screengrab from http://www.weebl.jolt.co.uk/comics/pie.swf

tah!

where's the photoshop of momus as lee harvey oswald?

I'd love to see the "chubby guy with a bra made of toy buckets" pic again. I once even managed to find the original site where the pic came from (it was part of some weirdo "toy swimwear" contest, where all the other contestants were girls), which also had the other pic of him in an even more ridiculous bra... But I've all forgotten what site it was.

The "Sex Over the Phone" Village Peoplez thread

Hahah, I was just thinking of that the other day.

You made the screenshots on April 6, 2006 - but that hasn't helped me find the thread yet.

: /

I did some looking but I just can't find it. If only I could track back from that page where the images are. Anyone?

I can't remember what the thread was called.

It was something like 'craziest video ever' or so I thought.

this one?

Can We Get Some Sort Of Consensus About What Music Video IsThe Craziest/Most Over The Top On Youtube?

Nah, it was wholly dedicated to said video.

does anyone know where the thread by some mysterious poster where each post was two jpegs of famous people up side by side where they're in the exact same position or making the same facial expression or wearing similar clothes?

incredible stuff, iirc.

kaneclapping.gif

This one?

http://4chanarchive.org/images/co/2590289/1198561721053.gif

once more with tags
http://4chanarchive.org/images/co/2590289/1198561721053.gif

outstanding!

thx

The "Sex Over the Phone" Village Peoplez thread

-- The Reverend, Saturday, January 5, 2008 10:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

The "Sex Over the Phone" Village Peoplez thread

-- The Reverend, Saturday, January 5, 2008 10:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

The "Sex Over the Phone" Village Peoplez thread

-- The Reverend, Saturday, January 5, 2008 10:49 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

guys where is old man posing with dog

Proper track listings and links for downloads of all of Skot Sewards wonderful mixes - sweet smoke for hotheads gets a lotta play by me and I'd love to do some rekkid hunting based on some of the tracks - I know he's posted some links before - I'd love to get other mixes, too. (thanks in advance?)

HOOS: The hearingdogs.co.uk domain where it is originally from is down. Maybe it will come back, but for the meantime humphry_and_ted.jpg is kaput,

does anyone know where the thread by some mysterious poster where each post was two jpegs of famous people up side by side where they're in the exact same position or making the same facial expression or wearing similar clothes?

not this then? Separated at birth and/or secret double life SHOCKER!!!

Maybe the Village People thread was on the sandbox?

No, but the "Dick in a Box" thread is.

Is This The Finest Music Vid evah?

the hardee's logo with ;_;

Does anybody have the link to that weird Christian movie review website that slated the moral codes of like Bambi and stuff?

g00blar u r #1

Dammit! What I was looking for isn't on that thread, but that thread reminded me of where it is, so all is good.

rumpie: http://www.capalert.com ?

...where I discover

SPECIAL NOTE: The week-by-week listing of anticipated and completed analyses that has appeared here for years is temporarily suspended. We have reached a point where we must minimize all expenditures to the bare bones. For an undetermined time the CAP Ministry will be putting film analyses on the back burner to spend the time looking for funding to operate the ministry fulltime and dedicated.

Hahahahahah fuckers

That's the one! Fuckers indeed, teehee

Can anyone find the thread about kids talking like adults?

COukd someone find the thread where a guy talks about how his anxiety attacks are exacerbated or perhaps caused by smoking weed?

the arby's or whatever logo that looks like this emoticon -> ;_;

For years, I thought that ARby's cowboy hat was a nose:

http://broadcast.epcg.net/img/arbysvip/arbys_hat_sm.jpg

The nostril is under the "A."

hardee's

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/hardees.gif

Carl's Junior!

aka CARJU

http://www.csulb.edu/divisions/students2/usu/food_vendors/carls_jr/images/Carls_jr.jpg

western bacon cheeseburger come to me!

i was like a crying hardees logo i have no memory of that but it sounds like something i wouldve made - let me check if its somewhere on my website - oh there it is

jhøshea, when are we going to get beers

Something like a year ago there was a picture thread with (lol) jesus images in it. Can't remember the title. Anyone, please?

Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

does anyone know where the thread by some mysterious poster where each post was two jpegs of famous people up side by side where they're in the exact same position or making the same facial expression or wearing similar clothes?

incredible stuff, iirc.

-- gr8080, Monday, January 7, 2008 2:47 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

not this then? Separated at birth and/or secret double life SHOCKER!!!

-- gabbneb, Sunday, January 20, 2008 1:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

no. the one i'm thinking of was all done by one poster.

guys where is old man posing with dog

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, January 20, 2008 10:11 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.hearingdogs.org.uk/assets/images/remembering/humphry_and_ted.jpg

lol

Thanks Svend!

Please help me find: A thread including the words "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude".

Not this thread: mongrels et al (sheepfuxors welcome)

Nor this thread: FYI:

Those threads are impostors lacking the true majesty of the original "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude" thread.

I have been looking for the badly disfigured soldier/dog/broccoli pic.

Does anyone remember either:

a) the name of the ILM thread where a rogue typo in either a reposted comment from someone else or a delurker's incoherent post led to him writing something about hating people who disliked a certain band but shooting people who loved that band?

b) the exact wording of the post in question?

I think it was relation to RHCP or Smashing Pumpkins, but I can't remember which.

does anyone know where the thread by some mysterious poster where each post was two jpegs of famous people up side by side where they're in the exact same position or making the same facial expression or wearing similar clothes?

incredible stuff, iirc.

-- gr8080, Monday, January 7, 2008 2:47 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Wasn't that on De Subjectivism? I think I remember it being linked from an old excelsior thread (good luck with that :) )

De Subjectivisten, even.

I think it was relation to RHCP or Smashing Pumpkins, but I can't remember which.

RHCP. Hold on here...

It's something like "hate all those who diss them, but shot all those who like them" -- and it's definitely RHCP.

Yes! Found it:

Does anyone really like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

I love the RHCP and Anthony Kiedis is so hot and i hate all you fuckers who diss them but shot all the people who like them!!

-- Brooke Hardy, Saturday, June 14, 2003 3:20 AM (4 years ago)

I always loved John's reaction to same:

you guys are missing the terrible yet hilarious dilemma or this persons position: she hates all of the fuckers who diss the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but such fuckers are the only people left, since she has shot and killed ever last person who liked them

this is the single most triumphantly cynical act I have ever heard recounted and my hat is off to Brooke

-- J0hn D., Saturday, June 14, 2003 2:45 PM (4 years ago)

I am giggling at my desk, especially since I can't figure out what she was even trying to say.

"Shout"?

Oh yeah, maybe? "Shout-out to"?

Anyway, I think the past tense makes it even funnier: she doesn't just threaten to shoot all the people who like RHCP, she has already done it! No wonder I don't know any fans of theirs.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR YEARS, THANK YOU NED

Wasn't there a thread about someone who had reesewithersp✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ and printed some of his inbox letters?

THE MYSTERIOUS AND OCCASIONALLY FUNNY SAGA OF REESEWITHERSPOON AT HOTMAIL DOT COM

How about the thread of Diana's last words?

Or the thread about eating ice cream cones in public?

"Injured Diana spoke after Paris crash, witness says"

i know the orig "fuck washing a hat" was lecoq (or maybe ramosi) posting something from another board... maybe on the very first excelsior thread? i'll be damned if i can get it to turn up, tho.

Author Topic: Cleaning hats?

posted April 25, 2004 03:06 PM
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I need a way to clean a fitted without fucking it up.

posted April 25, 2004 03:11 PM
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Wet rag & Oxy Clean shit's good as new. Cold water tho.

posted April 25, 2004 03:57 PM
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yo i put a flexfit kangol through the dishwasher with one of those platic hat cages and the shit never was the same

dont be a cheap ass, just buy a new fucking hat and have more than one favorite hat, you got to switch your style up, that way you always looking fresh

fuck washing a hat

LC on Tuesday, 27 April 2004 10:02 (2 years ago)

Link here.

All too appropriate given a few posts back, BTW:

ned is david koresh and ilx is his waco.
-- stockholm cindy (disco_frie...), May 4th, 2004.

Who's Janet Reno?

Socially Acceptable Street Foods

I think there was an ILM thread from not tooo long ago about songs that have lots of "Oh"s in them. Some for to help pls?

Please help me find: A thread including the words "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude".

Not this thread: mongrels et al (sheepfuxors welcome)

Nor this thread: FYI:

Those threads are impostors lacking the true majesty of the original "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude" thread.

-- The Reverend, Friday, March 7, 2008 1:20 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

Was there a thread with a picture that was captioned something like "C'mon you guys, trade me some fucking clay" and along with a comment about a blow job? If so, what was the exact wording?

dang this thread is a good idea, i will use it regularly imo~

Where's the "Graham tries to get his fuck on in the library" thread?

was it deleted maybe? let me just warn that searching through the threads started by graham is very bad for one's mental health

It's highly likely. It's a shame because that may be the funniest thread in ILX history, like Loujag condensed, four years earlier.

I'm pretty sure the graham ogling a girl at the library is still extant. Probably been revived at least once by gershy.

searching through the threads started by graham is very bad for one's mental health

Indeed. It's pretty grim reading, most of it.

Take your meta beefing to the appropriate forum, Pash.

Yes, yes, very good.

This is what I was thinking of:

How can I get the cute girl sitting a couple tables away from me in the library to make eye contact?

...which doesn't appear to be the same thread.

If I'm right, halfway through Graham just posts "Oh dear"

lol

The thread where nabisco posts commentaries on the covers of a bunch of boxes of Kashi Good Friends cereal.

Please?

I have dim memories of a thread that was tagteam hijacked by two people alternately posting images of clowns and porn. Can't find it as the thread title was unrelated, and I'm sure half the image links are dead now, but still, that was a real 'gosh the internet really is changing the way people communicate' moment for me

1980s sci fi movie poll???

I'm not sure there's been one

well shit, someone should make one!

I have dim memories of a thread that was tagteam hijacked by two people alternately posting images of clowns and porn. Can't find it as the thread title was unrelated, and I'm sure half the image links are dead now, but still, that was a real 'gosh the internet really is changing the way people communicate' moment for me

-- Milton Parker, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:16 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I forget which one it was, but it was one of c-mans. It might have been deleted, a lot of them were. There was another similar one where Nicole and Ally crapflooded it with pictures of Geri Haliwell.

dmr told me something about some image that someone keeps posting whenever MILK and BEER are mentioned in the same post

Did you mean for the OP to be ironic, Jon?

I can only find one thread about Soft Circle but apparently there is three, does someone know how to find the other two??

parker posey holding scots painting of herself plz ware is it!

De Subj. thread about rap music

waht?

lol i finded it

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1155/751884298_65d0414cb8_o.jpg

where is the thread where jeff/dean posted all ILXors as different incarnations of stephen malkmus?

i'll ask again: the photo of the persian kitten who got into chocolate? Serious lolllers

So apparently Parker Posey is frequently seen in a particularly place that I am frequently near: I am totally printing out a large version of the portrait-holding picture and keeping it in my bag, so if I ever see her I can get a picture of her holding a picture of her holding a portrait of her.

hero^^^!!!

the Underworld video where someone asked "is that kenan"

a particularly hilarious photo of the Proclaimers in mid-performance (please)

ALSO: the thread with all the lol Jesuses hovering over suburban white people pencil drawings

where is that beer thread we were all posting on a couple weeks ago?

orig. "fuck washing a hat"

i know it was lecoq c+p'ing from some other board but i can never find it.

ALSO: the thread with all the lol Jesuses hovering over suburban white people pencil drawings

Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

fuck, why didn't i see this thread..
the lc/ramosi 'coming out' thread, if my memory that such a thing exists is right

laugh laugh ... floor rolling, thigh slapping, excelsior, and all that jazz ?

prince among men

Can someone find the original picture of the fat man with the toy bucket bikini? Also the picture of the same man with the toy animal bikini? I once managed to find the original page these pics were from (they were taken in a "best homemaded bikini" contest, where all the other contestants were women), but I've since lost it.

Sometime around my first postings on ILX (2004-2005) I posted to one of the rolling pregnancy threads (probably not under my ILX name), suggesting ludicrous baby names such as "Ptolemy" "Axoaaoxaoa" and "101101010111010010101011", ending with something like "These are the names you WILL name your child".

I seem to recall that it pretty much killed the thread (though I think someone x-posted with "Ptooey!?"), and would like to see what I actually wrote so I can once again feel the guilt, and also so I can once again snicker behind my hand like a 16 year old.

More of an explain-2003-ILX-to-me question - what happened to Graham?

http://hitparade.ch/cdimages/ub_40-red_red_wine_s.jpg
http://www.roughtrade.com/site/product_images/198097L.jpg

Baby Name - girl

not the right one, but look at the last post!

Hint for future searchers: the child dominatrix thread is called jesus christ. :-)

the thread about the woman who faked being a 9/11 survivor

"I can lead you through the zone" sounds uncomfortably close to Evil Guide Dog's patter that he laid on Deanna

you guys remember that?

back in the fifties, when we were all greasers, fighting against the establishment, even before the ESTABLISHMENT was known by that name?

see you back at the sock hop.

roxy:

World Trade Center Survivor Hoax...

(FYI: first googled her name, Tania Head, then used Google Search on here to find the thread)

The ILM thread about bands whose names lead you to believe they may be a different genre

Bands Whom You May Have Never Heard But Would Make Incorrect Assumptions About Because of Their Somewhat Misleading Name

?

(key word here was "misleading")

Wld still like to find this:

COukd someone find the thread where a guy talks about how his anxiety attacks are exacerbated or perhaps caused by smoking weed?

-- Abbott, Friday, February 15, 2008 4:52 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

He also mentioned he had a fear of going crazy.

Can someone find the original picture of the fat man with the toy bucket bikini? Also the picture of the same man with the toy animal bikini? I once managed to find the original page these pics were from (they were taken in a "best homemaded bikini" contest, where all the other contestants were women), but I've since lost it.

-- Tuomas, 24. huhtikuuta 2008 7:47 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Still haven't found this.

abbott, search "zanders"

stanm, you ROCK

was that lol joeks roxy?

Aaron was mos defs not this guy.

That whole thing made ME afraid of going crazy.

It was half jokey!

Still looking for the original "you deserve a fench fry in yr. pancreas, dude" thread.

Abbott, any chance it's one of these?

"I Can't Smoke Weed Anymore, I Get WAY Too Fucked Up"

or

Unpleasant Drug Experiences

?

There was a thread on ILM about dance equivalents of AOR or MOR. Lame coffee table dance music. But I forget what it was called.
Could someone find me that please?

a thread where nabisco was telling a story with his dad innit + orange juice. it was funny!

abbott -- is it Weed, depression and schizophrenia ?

Adorable Parent Factoids

Somebody please post a link to that epileptic-seizure-inducing thread, you know that bewitching one with the animated gif tesselations and flashing rainbow lights. k.thx.bye

Yeah, I haven't had an epileptic seizure in a while.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=2955

Use with care.

Was there not a proper thread on die hard 4? i can only find the really old one before the movie was released.

But not sure if it's worth reviving just for me to post "this movie was okay, but not great"

Vibrating with Rapt Anticipation: Live Free or Die Hard

I NEED GOOD THREADZ PEOPLE!

My girlfriend it at home with the flu & needs lots of lazy entertainment, so I sent her a link to "So Not Gonna Happen." Of course she wanted more, so I sent over: Ariane, Random Garfield Strip Generator, D@ve M@tthews Bad & Hated, ICP "Why Bitches," People Holding Fish, Uppers, Crappy Savior, Most Retarded Barenaked Ladies Member & Unintentionally Homoerotic Sports Imagery.

Now she wants even more. More JPEGs. More Trolls. More Assinine non-sequitors. More defensive intellectual masturbation. More great fucking arguments and exchanges of ideas and hypotheses. All of it.

But I'm relatively new to the scene here, myself, so I'm sure there is an infinite wealth of titillating and/or lolz-inducing threads herein that I don't even know about. SO, I turn to you...

that's funny, you were here 5 years ago

Bands named after geographical locations

http://www.toymonger.co.uk/SoldPictures/supersleuth2.jpg

Is that game more challenging that American 'Clue'?

Dude, that's not me.

maybe start here:

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING ELSE: DO NOT CLICK HERE

Here are some I have found amusing:

defend the indefensible: FOODIES
What does English sound like?
Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers

Thanks to your clever sleuthing, gabbneb, you've uncovered my status as an imposter of the original pillbox. The jig is up, then, I suppose.

well I took that pillbox, didn't I

hahaha that foodies thread

The key difference between food bores and other art bores is that their field of snobbery is a regularly repeated biological necessity, so it's much more likely to infringe on normal everyday life.

If you've got friends who're music bores, you can just avoid going to shows with them. Spend any time with a foodie and you'll find yourself being diverted twenty miles out of your way so you can be sure you're having only the most exquisite grilled cheese sandwich available in all of St. Louis, never mind that now you're late for the movie.

It's like hanging out with someone who refuses to urinate in anything but cut-glass goblets.

-- Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, April 12, 2006 5:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Both of these threads are good sources for finding old insanity:

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE SUM UP ILX CLUSTERFUCK THREADS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM.
nominations for amazing ILX threads that are over 400+ posts and serve as a brilliant shining monument to the narcissism of small differences

Abbot, thanks for those. Def. hil-ar-i-ous. dan m, nice to know the origins of the wall-o-vag. Damn, that Photoshop "auto adjust color balance" version is.. I don't really have the proper adjective for that.

One more inquiry and I'll shut up: what is the title of the original Mari$$a thread?

probably deleted. there are others around though.

(I don't know where)

This one never fails:

Gear!'s new Craig's List experiment: men submitting haikus in hopes of random sex

yeah, that one!

Oh god, a simple ILX Search for "marissa" leads to the vortex of insanity. Proceed at your own risk.

Pillbox, the first one I remember is abusive comments, but in that original post she says that her name "comes up a lot on these boards", so I'm sure there are earlier ones.

the vortex of insanity - yeah, that's what I was hoping to avoid. A little marissa goes a long way, but I think it's worth looking at for the uninitiated.

Thanks people. I'll check these out / forward them to my girlie.

help me find the poll thread i started about how smart ILXors think they are, ranked by like the proportion of the population people thought they were smarter than

it's impossible to search for threads i started, as far as i can tell

How smart are you, relative to everyone else in the world?

thanks!

not the first Marissa thread but very close:

HELP ME I AM ADDICTED TO MARISSA MARCHANT

the thread where we made fun of this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why%27s_%28poignant%29_Guide_to_Ruby

truth bombs

Where is that goddamn mid-80's R&B thread (I thought it was a You Tube thread??) that had like Alexander O'Neal on it and shit. Where is that fucking thread?

thread where people made lots of puns on other musicians to turn their names into "wolf" band names, example: Wolfney Houston

probably not it, but maybe PICK ANOTHER F*CKING ANIMAL ALREADY!?

no not that one

already looked thru that thread

i really need the thread were we discussed the oasis video that had hilarious singing from liam

it was called something like "watch this film and tell me wtf is happening at the 4 minute mark"

or something

this is the video

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipXqS0JnYz0

oops, haw

I remember someone posting a very good Slate or Salon piece about the section of the constitution that makes clear that there are additional rights beyond the constitution and that the constitution is basically not the be-all end-all. I think it may have been a gun control/second amendment thread.

anyone?! stanm?!!?!?!?!

the one i posted just above

on November 7 2006 you posted something that got Excelsiored last month, so maybe J0rdan S. knows?

i dunno, that's actually pretty LOL. maybe it could become my new default EXCELSIORbation fantasy.

someone help me out - it's for an important online argument?

roxy: the only mention of abominable, oasis and rappinghood is in that Excelsior thread, according to Google Search, so the original thread either doesn't exist anymore or it's de-indexed :-(

Hurting: can you look up a sentence or some specific words that are literally in that "section of the constitution that makes clear that there are additional rights beyond the constitution" ?

(more specifics = easier)

jesus!!!

somebody find the thread where morbz argues that norm macdonald is a homophobe

Roxy, found it!

Oasis - Classic or Dud?

(only found by guessing it was updated on or after May 9th, because J0rdan excelsiored it on that date - why can't ILX search or Google search find it?)

and thanks for the anyone?! stanm?!!?!?!?! ^_^

stanm u, as usual, are totally my fact checkin cuz

<3

why will no one find norm macdonald thread

its not either of the two threads with "norm macdonald" in the title

I mean it was about the 9th Amendment, I'm pretty sure, but there was just a link to an ARTICLE about the 9th Amendment

and what: not this, I suppose? (that's about letterman or o'reilly, but the thread also contains a link to a sketch where norm plays letterman - or something)

what is the trick to google search the posts that are skipped?

Hurting, could it be this Slate article? http://www.slate.com/id/2186750/ - (can't seem to find the discussion here at the moment, but maybe the article is what you need?)

xpost: huh? doesn't google search search complete threads?

i don't think it does.

Google is pretty crap at indexing long threads. Even if its spider navigated through the "Skipping x messages at this point. Click here if you want to view them all" page (which I'm not sure it does), Google only ever indexes the first 101K of a web page's text, so it will always miss stuff lower down.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that Google doesn't search any messages hidden in those middle "Skipping" sections. And since ILX Search only searches thread titles, there's no way to search for things in those gaps.

why will no one find norm macdonald thread
Here it is:
The Daily Show

Please point me in the direction of the thread dedicated to photos of eerie abandoned buildings, amusement parks and other various spectacles of urban decay.

Abandon Hope All Ye Who Enter Here (pic thread)

Kenan needs to get those church pictures back online.

Where is the thread discussing Pitchfork's "Now That's What I Call New Pop" feature on the British New Pop movement of the early 1980s? The thread title was something like, "Now that Gang of Four and PIL have gone through a revival, isn't it about time Pitchfork started talking about New Pop?"

thank you P.P.

The thread where nabisco posts commentaries on the covers of a bunch of boxes of Kashi Good Friends cereal.

-- nickalicious, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 4:58 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

please, somebody find this! there are one or two threads that turn up about this cereal that somehow don't have nabisco's posts.

has there ever been a thread about rob brydon on ilx? can't find one anywhere but surely there must be?

I remember a thread about web 2.0 neologisms - "webinar", "blook" and the like that was pretty good. Can anyone link to it please?

still looking for that "New Pop" thread :(

Can anyone help me find a thread where people posted songs that they didn't know who sings them? ILM

where's the thread where it is revealed that Dan Perry used to be on MTV's Real World?

Tyra Banks groping Katharine McPhee

http://images.skyllo01.multiply.com/image/18/photos/187/500x500/49/img-1188099276-r79.gif?et=SH188tPAmqfCl%2B2ogBgRSg&nmid=50804473

thx bud

where's the thread where it is revealed that Dan Perry used to be on MTV's Real World?

What do cast members of "The Real World" do after "The Real World"?

Is Dan being in Real World a joke or for real?

the picture of John McCain and a shark furry

ilm mia

NickB's thread on the ex
recent thread complaining about people slamming at noise shows

I think we have a thread for minor items that aren't worth their own thread, but I couldn't find it -- can anybody help?

what was that thread where we wrote notes to people who were awesome on the off chance they found it later?

This is the thread where you call somebody you've lost contact with how fab they are in the hope that sooner or later they will Google their name and agree to bear your children ?

Is there already a thread for questions that don't really deserve their own thread?

Random Transient Announcements Of Good News Which Probably Don't Deserve Threads Of Their Own

Thanks!

Threads that don't quite make the cut

It prolly hasn't even dropped off the new answers page, but where's that pic jon posted with 70's Haircut Dude and the caption that says something like "Drugs won't make you cool, a career in computers will"?

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3076/2734035007_ce3e050983_o.jpg

NickB's thread on the ex

ta da!

The Ex

search by: threads started by

thnx tom

El Tomboto, is that pic real?

Thread by Ed for minor queries about travel and things to do? Descended into questions just about Boston.

Also, since I have posted here now, does anyone know where 'the adventures of Tuomas, the lex and the pinefox' are? I have tried many times to find them, but with no success.

I think it might've been in some ILX sandbox thread? But I don't know how to search there.

I found it, it's in this thread:

Those round things that are in the middle of car tires and often seem to fall off, what's their purpose?

Yay, thank you.

The first part of that thread was great as well.

That photo of Nick and Buzz at the DMB show?

I've got a vague memory that someone ripped this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7F40MVG0Wc to mp3, but can't find the thread. any assistance gratefully received etc.

I could swear that Dom Passantino started a poll that asked Americans to choose between The Wurzels & "Chas n Dave". I cannot find this fucking thread. Please help. Thanks.

ugh i just found that graham thread

the "i'm hi jared fogle" picture

The thread where nabisco posts commentaries on the covers of a bunch of boxes of Kashi Good Friends cereal.

-- nickalicious, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 4:58 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

please, somebody find this! there are one or two threads that turn up about this cereal that somehow don't have nabisco's posts.

― horseshoe, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 6:46 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

I found it, thanks to the excellent new search engine. Some of the pictures are gone, which is a drag, but here:

SEXUAL TENSION (a picture thread)

YES THXING U

there was a thread that linked to some site where you could enter in your salary and it would tell you in what percentile you ranked in terms of average global income...

I've just found that thread i was looking for ages ago
Dance/Electronica Music Equivalents Of M.O.R.?

new pop threads

"New Pop": What went wrong?
American records that were viable '80s *New Pop*?
What was the best New Pop album (80-85)?

I'd love to see the "chubby guy with a bra made of toy buckets" pic again. I once even managed to find the original site where the pic came from (it was part of some weirdo "toy swimwear" contest, where all the other contestants were girls), which also had the other pic of him in an even more ridiculous bra... But I've all forgotten what site it was.

― Tuomas, 12. marraskuuta 2007 15:44 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Sadly, I don't think the new search function will help me find this one... :(

thread in which i realize grady isnt gay

how do i make a middle finger emoticon on one line

Mark Wahlberg looking back-n-forth gif from The Happening...? PLEAAAAASE?

http://i28.tinypic.com/256sewy.gif

(on m night shymalan's 'the happening')

Thanking U!

what is the ilm thread about retired musicians day jobs?

rock stars who went back work.

what was that thread wherein people posted pix of famous places that no longer existed?

nevermind

Famous Places that No Longer Exist (Picture Thread)

photo of morbs, plz

must... restrain... self... from... easy... zing

http://images.google.com/images?client=safari&rls=en&q=grumpy%20old%20men&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&um=1&sa=N&tab=wi

yes max i am actually planning on shopping his face into the grumpy old me poster for all of us to use and enjoy

lol grumpy old me

also a pic of gabbneb

http://photos-g.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v173/166/109/3700497/n3700497_31410222_6188.jpg

thx!

where is roxy's thread about ao dois?

what did marcello say on the r kelly thread! i need to know!

who give us the nerve to say r kelly should be behind bars we was not there he could be telling the truth but like everybody else we think we know it all like you was there when you get money people try to go for your head instead of getting a job they sit on their ass and try to find a away for free cash take clavin murphy his kids tryed to get money from him they lost their mother so they lied and said their father raped them but thats was false they just wanted money so never judge a book by the cover

― Marcello Carlin, Thursday, September 25, 2008 5:23 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

That's not it.

jergins: Áo dài: Classic or Dud

what did marcello say on the r kelly thread! i need to know!

― M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:38 (2 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.german-helmets.com/FOREIGN%20VOLUNTEERS/poster-main.jpg
http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/11/22/glitter_narrowweb__300x537,0.jpg

cute top

If someone could locate me the pic where a fireman has just saved a cat from a burning house, and the cat looks very pissed off, I'd be eternally grateful.

I think it's time for all of you to see this: firecat.jpg

Ah, I found it myself. Thank you for the new search engine, it works so well!

thats such an awesome picture

can anyone locate the instance where some ilxor compares cunnilingus to "metal spoons dipped in butter"

that was jess

was it!

Methods of demanding cunnilingus

lol LMAO TSE-TUNGS MEAT CHALLENGE

lol

thanks!!

a particularly hilarious photo of the Proclaimers in mid-performance (please)

― Pillbox, Saturday, April 12, 2008 3:12 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark

As of yet unanswered. Throwing back out there just in case..

tried to find, can't

roxy, I praise you for trying. If only I could realize my dream...

does anyone remember the ILM thread where people got really passionate about the ethics of illegal downloads?

this one?
French proposal to combat illegal downloading

or this one

why i am still going to download mp3s illegally

(bows deeply)

where is that picture of the bald eagle looking vigilant at some other animal with a caption that says STAY VIGILANT AMERICA

someone post that pic of pipecock in front of a bunch of fucking stones throw records

Suggest Ban Permalink
― deej, Monday, April 14, 2008 9:16 PM Bookmark

nm, found it

thread where someone found a roll of film in a carpark(?) and got them developed and they were all double exposed?

a roll of film i found on the ground in 2003

where is the picture of me and morbs on the "good friends" kashi box?

There was a recent poll for The Fall's "Slates" record. Please, please help me find it. I've tried in the search engine, I really have. Shit, I should probably write the dude I think might have started it.

what's the chance that the poll was named something retarded like THE FA(PO)LL - SLATES or something? cuz that might make it unsearchable

Are you sure you're tried the search engine? Put in "Slates" and there it is.

Slates Poll

xpost yep

ILM thread about songwriters making factual errors in their lyrics?

Faulty lyrics

where is the thread where (i think) nick dastoor was looking for pictures of girls holding umbrellas

request for kroegersundae.jpg pls. it's fairly urgent.

Looking for the thread which features pictures of buildings which have been demolished.

im hi jared fogle

we know, couldn't find it then either :-(

uh oh :(:(:(

Sorry :-(

I'll go look again, maybe if I exclude "exmachina" (since it's been his screenname for a while)...

Jon first used the screen name on 2005-07-27, but that's where the trail ends - I don't know how to continue after that (which board? The thread probably didn't end on 2005-07-27, so finding it that way is even less likely) :-(

what was the first ilm thread ever about music that everyone likes but that you find overrated?

what happened to the two princes thread. search function and google search are both ignoring my pleas

there was this thread where we imitated a picture of a very nerdy girl wearing a floral shirt. dog latin started it, maybe

what was the first ilm thread ever about music that everyone likes but that you find overrated?

This is the first one I could find via search:

I hate them but everyone else seems to like them

Of course my search might've been flawed, so there could be some earlier threads.

^^^ Game recognise game

Wasn't there some kind of 1980s hip-hop glossary poll?

Coulda swore I voted for "Jimbrowski" like this morning, but I can't find it anywhere...

bump

What was that thread that mentioned that NYT article (?) about kids hugging?

Ned, not trying to show you up, but what I did here is click on "Search" and enter "hug".

ok the dangerous teenage hug epidemic - another important new york times trend piece

I swear to you I did that!
Thanks anyway.

anyne recall that thread where everyone talked about movies they wanted to LIVE inside of? that was the general idea anyway. brilliant thread from about 4 years ago?

is there not a thread about the juggalo who committed suicide on myspace

Are these them?

'My Space' hoax by scumbag family ends with suicide
C/D -- Making fun of the myspace suicide kid on ytmnd.com?

no but thank you for your diligent attempt :/

it was a specific discussion about the juggalo kid iirc

the baby juggalo?

nope i found that too though

I'm pretty sure all the talk was in the general juggalo thread:

Is there a better nickname for a band's fan than 'Juggalo?'

what happened to the I AM IN A COMBINATION PIZZA HUT TACO BELL thread

the ILM thread with recursive album covers in it? hint, 'recursive' doesn't feature in the name.

what is the name of the thread with all the hilarious jesus pictures

Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

the food thread that has the photos of lovely (us) restaurant meals someone was about to eat

Things I Put In My Mouth: A PictureBloggity Blog by I DIED ?

why do they put tiny foods on huge plates

u rox rox thanx! couldn't remember I DIED or blog, so tried searching ken c posts this morning cos i thought i remembered him posting some there. after endless trawls through football threads i gave up. now i can see ken posted just once to this one.....

when all is said and done i don't know why i wanted to see that thread again. something fine about the dedication to the cause of recording the dish with anticipation of taste.

But didn't Ken post a series of pictures of food he was going to eat on some other thread?

why yes Ipso Fatso

yes he links to it on I DIED's but the link seems down

hey dude you should check out this thread!
Ipso Fatso

― ken c, Thursday, January 3, 2008 2:32 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how did you do that roxymuzak??

and so i made this (customary key next to plate for size reference)

haha i love ken

xposts!

love the first post on ipso fatso. i've been there with the salami pack in the past...

what are the FATTEST meals you've eaten this past month?

I just had a steak and kidney pie for lunch and then polished off a 25 pack of salami slices.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, May 11, 2004 12:15 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

my favorite is

i fully intend to become so fat that one day cars will have to swerve around me, and run out of gas.

― ken c (ken c), Tuesday, May 11, 2004 10:07 AM (5 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

(a small one and a grin)

(lopsided)

hahaha

Can someone post geirbot.jpg please?

it's probably somewhere on this: Actual Compendium of the Most Classic ILX Images

Yes it is, thank you roxy

I saw a photo of a new Jeff Mills single earlier and thought he'd used Geirbot on the label but it was not to be

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs211.snc1/7820_138568547380_130388237380_2465744_8380716_n.jpg

scary anime picture of girl having happy happy joy joy tidal wave of blood period.

http://members.shaw.ca/revchu/stuff/men2zb.gif

OMG

I know there's been a wave of puritanical "ewwwwwing" at ILX lately...

so let me not contribute to that at all. joytidalwaveofblood.jpg 4eva

ok maybe this is a very dumb question but where is this "would smash" thread that people are always referring to? Search turns up nothing.

search "WS 09" on 77 borad

last year: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=165
current: http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=68394

there are also vintage and election editions.

oh. i'm not on 77 borad so none of those come up.

check your email

make sure to click the jesuspoop.gif thread once you get in, it's one of the very best

i've resisted clicking on that one

it really doesn't hold a candle to the Shitting Dick Nipples thread

also what is this thread:

jagger has a good thread where he called into question western notions of time and meter due to his tapping out of original compositions on his teeth with a pen.

c'mon, a british person's teeth are hardly the place to look for regularity?

(ps i'm fully aware that messr jag has an astonishingly wide, white and wondrous set of gnashers, but let the gag stand)

thx roxy! what a delightful image.

xp - i'm just curious to read the thread

np dude

never mind, i found it. that was funny.

PLZ if someone can find the thread for the ilX0r 'No Line On The Horizon' 'Cover album' with music from ilxors.

let's release the U2 album before U2 releases the U2 album

Three times U2 in the title, should've known... I kiss thee Jona!

that thread ethan started asking at what point people developed ironic habits like making "that's what she said"-type jokes after anything remotely dirty-sounding, and we talked about whether people in the past had similar mentalities, etc.

Was that the one with the conversation about how it would have once been completely innocent to see a child upon their grandfather's knee?

yes, exactly -- a picture of a child on the grandfather's knee and whether anyone would make That Joke about it

hey old folks answer me was there a time where unironically wholesome or vaguely sexualizable shit didnt get "that just sounds WRONG!" treatment

thats a good thread imo