Hastings, is a tapping, as of some one gently rapping, rapping at your chamber door: Number 6(66)

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http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings looks hopefully toward the future with a dawning sense of the inevitability of all things NUMBER 5
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif It's hard work to put Hastings on your family--a mistake that will be corrected one of these days
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings, The Young Man Who Was From There, And What Happened To His Pastings, Part 3: The Spiral Bridge Defenestrations
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif While My Hastings Gently Weeps vs. Hastings Is A Warm Gun, part 2: The Salad Days of Terror
http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif AX + B(AX) / Colbert = HASTINGS, MN CAFE

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif oops

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

DOUBLE TIME DOUBLE TALK

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you, moderator.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

Beautiful job, FB (as usual) - I worship the quicksand you walk on. But you knew that.

Also, I somehow knew that you'd work 666 into this title... but Poe? That, I did not anticipate. I salute you.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

World conquest or beer -- what would be your choice?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

I WOULD LIKE TO DECLARE A MORITORIUM ON OLD-VIDEO GAME SYSTEM DISCUSSION ON THIS THREAD. Nothing personal, all.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Unlimited beer or a beer?

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

seconded (xpost)

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

It could be the biggest beer ever. Dream large.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

I choose world conquest over beer. But if you're going to get into mixed drinks, the choice will be harder.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

One does not preclude the other, right?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

You'd think if you ruled the world you could get whatever drink you wanted, whenever you wanted, wouldn't you.

Still, these are the choices Ned has offered...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

World conquest *could* take time. Beer, however, could be immediate. Factor this in.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Duh, world conquest! The first thing you do is make everyone bring you unlimited beer. WIN-WIN

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

deX... has a PLAN!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

A bold stroke of vision.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

(5'7", 178 lbs)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

BTW, I'm going to be in St. Paul on Friday night for a lab practical exam (Friday the 13th test, yay), so if anyone wants to meet for food, please let me know. (I would even be willing to try driving out of my comfort area with enough advance warning.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, it will be a cold day in hell before I post my weight on the Internet. You are a bold man.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

driving out of my comfort area

Costa Mesa's only 2000 miles away or so. You could make it by midnight.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, I have seen the photos of your cooking. If I could make it, I'd be there.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

But will he serve you beer? What was *your* choice, Sara?

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

World conquest, hands down. Then someone brings me margaritas whenever I want them. Also See's candy. And, ummm... I don't know, possibly some food. I'm pretty easy to please for a cranky person.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

It's all about food with you! (This is no problem.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, yes, yes.

I've never done drugs, I've never been drunk, and I've smoked about 5 cigarettes in my entire life (during my sophomore and junior year of college when I was in a serious F-you mood). Food is the one thing where I can't give up the bad stuff, especially the rich chocolate desserts. My pathetic addiction.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

How dare you get addicted to food! You'll be hooked on water and breathing next!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Too late, too late...

Also, I haven't forgotten how awesome food tastes in California. Fresh squeezed orange juice. The difference is amazing.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

Yus indeed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

On the other hand, every time I do go to California, I eat until my stomach hurts at every meal. I'd be really afraid to post my weight on the internet after a few weeks of that.

Clearly Ned, you should come to Minnesota. You can stay thin, enjoy the change of seasons, meet the interesting natives in person, and possibly even be escorted safely through Hastings. ("This is where the Spiral bridge was...")

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

Are the natives friendly or cannibals? Do they boil people in oil?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

The answers to those questions depends on where you are in Minnesota.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

It's who you know, really.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:11 (nineteen years ago)

FB, at first I read that as "you-know-who," and - due to my son's Harry Potter obsession - my first thought was, "Voldemort lives in Minnesota now?"

I have never personally been boiled in oil. I can't speak for anyone else on this thread.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

I will now discuss them at your face personally.

I apparantly bruised my kneecap through the bone into underlying muscle tissue. Sent me into shock twice.

"Ice...feelsGOOD!"

Awesome thing of the year: at least 3 times a week walking into my room and having NO IDEA what's playing on my computer.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE OUCH.

xpost

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

Hands up everyone who's ever been accused of starting a suicide cult!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:40 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's more politically correct to refer to it as a homicide cult.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE HASTINGS POLICE DEPARTMENT. SORRY ABOUT MY CRAPPY TEEN POETRY, THX FOR HELPING ME SEE THE LIGHT.

xpost

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

My Poem
by John Justen

When upon a lark I happened
I will kill them all
at school
die die die

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

Good lord, what a bunch of fucking douchbags both the school counselors and cops were in that debacle.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

So what happened after you killed them?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

It was at that moment that I really KNEW that no one had anything to do in Hastings.

(xpost?)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

I'M IN UR SCHOOL
SVENGALI-ING UR KIDZ.

SOmeone want to photoshop this onto an appropriate picture of me?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'd completely forgotten that the police got involved in all of that nonsense. What a wacky freshman year.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, John, FB - Someday I want to read your autobiographies. I missed so much!

(John, I don't remember that poem being in your notebooks. Probably not appropriate for Revery anyway...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/109/265204721_a8b00d5fdf.jpg?v=0

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

FB, I think you should let John keep his eyes. Svengali-action is going to require them.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Tenant vomit launching and ashing only"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

GET OFF MY PORCH

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

BUT THAT'S WHERE THE RUM IS

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

WHER IS TEH PORCH?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

IT HANG FROM HOUSE, BELLY FULL OF RUM. LIKE ME AFTER SUICIDE PACT.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, can you guys be my support group and talk me out of starting a thread called "in every SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY WITH REPETITIVE THREAD TITLING ever"?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Link me to this hasting story, for I am lazy.
In Bed.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

*soothing voice*

Now John, you should really just sit down, have a cup of coffee, perhaps write a horribly violent poem... just relax and resist temptation. No need to start that thread.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

in every copycat ILE thread ever

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

(altho roffle at ailsa's post in the coffee shop thread)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

THANK YOU DAN.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

John woke up on the wrong side of the spiderweb this morning.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

In every Hastings coffeehouse copycat thread ever:

* Sara expresses astonishment
* John smokes
* Fluffy Bear rages against the dying of the refridgerator light
* Dan seeks rum
* GZeus invokes strange gods
* GBX notes the cold winter doom approaching
* I go HI DERE

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

URGETN + KEY QUESTION:

Is "chamber door" a euphemism for "ass"?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

If not, it certainly should be.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

I smoke too, just less...vocally.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

ANALLY?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

"'Tis some senator," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door-
Only this, and nothing more."

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

TAKES A WHILE TO LOAD BUT WORT IT

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Had to post because thread on new answers page was followed by (66 New Answers) and I was AFRAID OF THE DEBBIL!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

AND FINALLY:

http://www.phrank.com/images/sh/season2/md01.jpg

― Fluffy Bear, dullard or just plain silly? (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I am astonished.

At least that's what I'd like you to believe.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

I BELIEVE YOU HAVE TEH RUM

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

I believe you may be correct, Mr. Perry.

May be.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

TEH TRUTH IS OUT THERE. WITH RUM.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

SCULLY: Mulder, what is wrong with you?
MULDER: TEHY HAVE IT. TEH RUM. WITH THEY BEADY PIRATE EYES.
SCULLY: Who has the rum, Mulder? Who???
MULDER: TEH CANADIANS! AALL IN MY RUM
SCULLY: Mulder, you're not making any sense.
MULDER: WOULD YOU PUT YOUR CLITORIS ON MY NOSE, PURTY LASS?
SCULLY: ... Okay, I'm going home.
MULDER: MY RUM!!!!!!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

I fucking love you, Dan.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Basically, a variation of that scene happened every day at Hastings High school.

Sadly, David Duchovny never showed up in person.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

X-Files of the Carribean

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Pirates of the Mississippi

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

"Yo ho yo ho
A Hastings life for me!"
*BELCH*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I just felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of souls all simultaneously cried out in unimaginable suffering.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

When Hastings says "Yo, Ho!", we aren't doing a sea chanty, Ned.

Some day this information may save your life, or at least your self-respect.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

ANALLY.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

x-post to Dan: So the Vikings lost again, did they?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

When Hastings says "Yo, Ho!", we aren't doing a sea chanty, Ned.

MY MEANING WAS CLEAR.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes I called them "sea chanties". It seemed more respectful somehow.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

So the Vikings lost again, did they?

No, they won. I was reacting to the complete and utter horror of someone desiring a "Hastings life".

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sorry, I don't believe any of answer to that anymore.

(Not since I was promoted to Madam.)

xpost

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

(I am boggling at the concept of Ned's anal self-respect.)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

It's really more of an "establishing dominance" shanty, if you think about it.

xpost: Sara, it works better when you capatilize it,remove punctuation, and add some flavor. ie: HI DERE I SORRY I NOT BELIEVE ANY OF ANSWER TO THAT ANYMORE.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

"Sea chanty betta have my money!"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

John, YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE TO TKE YR ADVICE. THX.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Given the direction this thread has turned, we should take out all the extra P's in the thread title.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

Hasting is a tang?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

PS REALLY TRYING NOT TO TAKE THE FLAVOR THING TOO SERIOUSLY.

(xpost)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Have you got the fever for a flavor of a Justen?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

NED NO

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

I feel sure Ned is addressing someone else. I fear to think who.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

taping, etc. TO HELL WITH YOU RAGGETT YOU GET MY DRIFT.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

rofflestiltskin

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- Hey, you're the one who loves the chicken fingers.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

And the syphilis. Or at least the causative bacteria.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Inflammation of the foreskin
Reminds me of your smile.
I've had ballanital chancroids
For quite a little while.
I gave my heart to NSU
That lovely night in June.
I ache for you, my darling,
And I hope you get well soon.
My penile warts, your herpes,
My syphilitic sores.
Your moenelial infection,
How I miss you more and more.
Your dobie's itch, my scrumpox,
Our lovely gonnorrhea,
At least we both were lying,
When we said that we were clear.
Our syphilitic kisses,
Sealed the secret of our tryst.
You gave me scrotal pustules,
With a quick flick of your wrist.
Your trichovaginitis
Sent shivers down my spine;
I got snail tracks in my anus
When your spirochetes met mine.
Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal
ballinitis, meningo myelitis,
diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis,
interstitial keratitis, syphilitic
choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis.
My clapped out genitalia
Is not so bad for me,
As the complete and utter failure
Every time I try to pee.
My doctor says my buboes
Are the worst he's ever seen,
My scrotum's painted orange
And my balls are turning green.
My heart is very tender
Though my parts are awful raw,
You might have been infected
But you never were a bore.
I'm dying of your love, my love
I'm your spirochaetal clown,
I've left my body to science
But I'm afraid they've turned it down.
Gonoccocal urethritis, streptococcal
ballinitis, meningo myelitis,
diplococcal cephalitis, epididimitis,
interstitial keratitis, syphilitic
choroiditis, and antertior u-ve-i-tis.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, that reminds me of college... *feels nostalgic*

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Where to begin.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 October 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, I was a biology major!

Honestly, what kind of girl do you think I am?!

(actually, don't answer that)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

On that note, I'm off to anatomy class.

So appropriate.

Have a great afternoon everyone.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 9 October 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

btw, winter's approaching doom is, uh, approaching. snow today, coldcity.

― gbx (skowly), Monday, 9 October 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

Why can't you just let me live in denial?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

ANALLY.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 9 October 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

DENIANALLY?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

Is that CHRISTOPHER FUCKING WALKEN, FB?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

ALSO (thanks subgenius):

http://motionographer.com/media/battle_adbands-w.mov

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Monday, 9 October 2006 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

John, this is NOT intended to be a video-game related post.
http://www.japangamestock.com/buy_video_games.php?cPath=66&products_id=10328&osCsid=718f85171ed226a05f95089a48bb359a

But we all love Devo.
And there's a good chance when I've got some more scratch I'll be wearing those on stage.
Along with a 'shirt' made of electrodes.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:58 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

I deny that snow and cold is coming. If I keep doing that, is it going to help? Maybe. Who's to say it won't?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

first step to recovery.
ANALLY.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

Last night at class I was talking with a couple of the other students and I told one of them, "you have a strange sense of humor." The woman beside me started laughing and said, "ha, look who's talking!" I kind of chuckled to myself and thought, "yeah, well, you should meet a few of the people I know..."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

I'm bored, the pelvis has way too many structures, and ILX is fighting with me. FIGURES!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

That last post is too easy.
I'll let that stand as my comment.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 05:00 (nineteen years ago)

GZeus, you hurt me in my heart.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

xposting from restaurant thread to pick on you guys:

FB - White Castle looks good? OMG, I never knew. Yikes.

As a Minnesotan, I don't trust Lebanese food in NYC at all.

-- Young Fresh Danny D (djperr...), October 11th, 2006 10:42 AM.

This comment made me snicker, partially because there is a line in my journal about eating at a Lebanese restaurant. I think it says, "John liked the tabouli... at first."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

WHITE CASTLE ALWAYS LOOKS GOOD

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

"LOOKS"

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:50 (nineteen years ago)

AND TASTES

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Well, we'll have to agree to disagree. Burger King is as far as I'll go!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

ALWAYS MUCKS UP THE EXITS, THOUGH.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

Fiber One breakfast cereal, FB. Just for you.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

Yesterday, I ate 1-Chinese Buffet at Leo's, 2-McDonalds double cheeseburgers, 1-Filet-o-fish, and a supersized fry.

ONE COLON TO RULE IT ALL, AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND IT.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theonering.net/scrapbook/movies/characters/sauron/view/9263

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.angelfire.com/magic2/necromancer/eye_of_sauron.JPG

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

KERPOW!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

White Castle, bah. The only way to go.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.worldenergy.org/wec-geis/images/pubs/tech_papers/17th_congress/2_2_2100.gif

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

ihttps://www.preventcancer.org/colorectal/images/colon2_1.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lifeplusvitamins.com/images/captain-enzyme-4.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Nothing like a discussion of my colon to jump-start the conversation here on good old ILX.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

RE: in-n-out

White Castle has no competitors. You might as well link to this, for all the similarities.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.powerliftingsupplements.com/images/test/2293.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

OH DEAR GOD.

http://www.forestsuniversity.de/media/colon-1.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

That's one mean looking turd.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

Unsuprisingly from a school in Germany.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/34/267051766_38314940b1.jpg?v=0

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.edcsales.com/nutrition/nutrition1.JPG

Note that the background for "FAT-N-EMY" appears to be post-apocolyptic.

I'M IN UR BOWELS
STARTING MUTUAL ASSURED DESTRUCTION.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

Okay fuck the romance thread.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Or rather fuck the control freaks on the romance thread.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

Do I have work to do on this "romance" thread?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

No, don't bother.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

It's really only one person predictably starting a thread and then pitching a fit when people she doesn't like post to it, even though no one has strayed from the thread topic. Standard ILE bullshit, nothing really remarkable.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, I just looked at it and who started it. QUELL SUPRISE.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

That's French, bitches.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

And, um, spelled wrong. Stupid Francos.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://stores.thehautehound.com/catalog/pb%20parade%2006%20jacksm.JPG

MWUH-HUH-HUH

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my fucking GOD!

To Myspace!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

re: ROMANCE THREAD

I'd be more worried about the balkyization of ile.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/culturesuicide/balky.jpg

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

LARRY!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

OH NOES ITS BEGUN!!!

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e150/lipskij/strang.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.curtainup.com/chasingnicolette.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

WORST WAY TO WAKE UP EVER!!!!
CHEWING A CHINESE BEETLE.
THAT IS NOT A PIECE OF PRETZEL!

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pagrandlodge.org/freemason/0503/images/bron.jpg

MOTHERFUCKING BALKI THE MASON YES!!!!

xpost: ewww.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

"By virtue of a dispensation granted by the R.W. Grand Master, the three degrees were conferred on actor Bronson Pinchot in Harford Lodge No. 445, Hop Bottom, in December. Bro. Pinchot has been in films since he appeared as the comical gallery assistant in "Beverly Hills Cop" in 1984. Through the years, he has appeared in feature film roles, generally amusing, except not funny as the villain of the 1995 Stephen King TV miniseries, "The Langoliers." Pictured are (l-r): Front -- Bro. Pinchot; Robert H. Benson, P.M., Treas. of Freedom Lodge No. 328, Thompson, who conferred the Fellow Craft Degree; and Martin W. Migliori, D.D.G.M., 15th Masonic District. Rear Johnnie A. Florance, P.M., then-W.M. of Bluestone Lodge No. 338, Great Bend, who conferred the Master Mason's Degree; Eugene R. Graves, P.M., Sec., Canawacta Lodge No. 360, who conferred the Entered Apprentice Degree; Ralph Jenkins, W.M., Harford Lodge; and Dieter G. Dauber, P.D.D.G.M."

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

generally amusing, except not funny

All that was needed, really.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/vpage2004/vslyfox_pinchot.jpg

POOR RICHARD DREYFUSS. CREEPY.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:28 (nineteen years ago)

He was larry's cousin, but he's MY brother!

I have no idea what to do with that information.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

That is officially the first and last time that I will ever use the phrase "Poor Richard Dreyfuss", BTW.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

I leave for an hour for lunch and... well.

*shakes head in semi-exasperated amusement*

(John, I see your French has improved immensely.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, I think you mean that my "freedom" has improved immensely, unless you are a rat-bastard commie.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

rat-bastard or rat-mustard?

Also the Balkyization of ILE happened a while ago, hence my current screen name (inspired by Young Fresh Balki B).

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Fine John, your "freedom" has improved. That doesn't mean I'm going to pardon it any more than I ever did before.

(Jean, vous etes un travail quelquefois.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

(Against my better judgment, a story from last night's Widows, at Ned's insistence):

God the Quizno's/Subway commercial story. C4thie cracks me up. Basically, the ad has huge Quizno's sandwiches next to comparatively smaller Subway sandwiches. And guys all going, "yeah, the big sandwich is better!" So, immediately, I was like, "yeah, it's an ad about SIZE." C4thie, though, says, "yeah, I was like... is that a cock sandwich? Look at that flaccid Subway sandwich!" And then points out that they couldn't put women in the ads because they would say, "but the Subway sandwich would want to cuddle..." and "the Subway sandwich would still love me even if I gained a few pounds..." and "the Subway sandwich would always remember to send me a Valentine."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Ach, nein! Jetzt haben wir eine grosse Angeberberatung der Fremdsprache!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

I'm feeling relieved that my Deutsch is entirely gone. (I got an A+ in Frau B4rker's class, though. Remember her?)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Mien deutsch is ser schlecht.
Anyone got a spare serial, vga, or other old computer cable laying around?
i need one.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

I had to resort to a dictionary for "Angeberberatung" (show-off session).

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Your confessions would not yield more than 5 "Hail Marys," if you were Catholic, Dan. At least if that is all you're willing to confess.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Dan's the pope! He don't need no stinkin' confession!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

They'd need a Holy Water dunk tank for me.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

This is also true.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Dan's the pope!

I can't decide if this would have persuaded me to stay with the Catholic church, or driven me away faster.

John, immersed in a Holy Water dunk tank, would dissolve quickly.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

Now I'm imagining John being baptize while the heads of the 5 families are being assasinated at Sara's command.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

The other day I was imagining FB and John as the heads of Hastings organized crime, with me arguing vociferously that they should stop trying to lure innocent people to the Hastings thread.

It never occurred to me to try to take John - or any of the rest of you - to an actual church. Good lord, no.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

John, didn't 3ll3n C4rr0ll take you to church once? And you totally faked out the dude giving out communion?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I took John to church once.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Don't forget, according to my mother, you are "all good Christians."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

FB, why did you do that? So you could expand John's cultural horizons?

(Actually, I wish I could remember who I was talking to about kids and religion. Oh yeah, the crazy racist Dad I have to hang with all too often. But he seemed intrigued that I knew someone who was raised with no religious beliefs.)

(John, you can correct me if I'm remembering that wrong. Didn't you have a Catholic grandmother or something? I vaguely remember you getting a Bible as a graduation gift from some relative.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

To respond to Dan -

Yes. Hands? Mouth? Hands? Mouth? Utter confusion.

Looking at what I just wrote, I feel like I just described FB's Tuesday nights when the sailors are on shore leave.

xxpost: you did?
xpost: HAHAHAH. No.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

A Satanic Bible maybe, from a contrite Mrs. 0sb0rn?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

John, why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave?

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Philosophy for the ages.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOUR "GOD", CHURCHY MCCHURCHES-A-LOT?

xpost

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Philosophy for the ages.

Yes indeed. Middle age and under age.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

FB, I'm so tempted to quote your high school remark about virginity to me. I think that was the closest time I've ever come to actually hitting a friend.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

John, why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave?

Your daily mantra?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

Anal doesn't count?

xpost

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Hymens are only good for bouncing quarters off of them." - Fluffy Bear, age 15

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

Alternately:

"Virginity: It's What's For Dinner!"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Dan and John get bonus points for creativity.

FB was a young and earnest Christian then. I was a not so innocent Catholic in the middle of lapsing. His remark exasperated me. I probably did not roll my eyes in front of him (remember, I had a facade of politeness for a time).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

"I'M IN UR POONTANG
BEING AFRAID OF MY JESUS"?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Sara I think you should publish that quopte right here and now. I would, but I don't want to paraphrase. I'd rather defer to the scrivner.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

I ALREADY DID.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

DEFER TO THE SCRIVENER

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

"Woah! I'm tripping my nutsack in a frenzy of dikplay"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, here it is.

"I'm still a virgin and I will be until I'm married, THANK GOD."

(Not to worry, FB, I still love you anyway).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/JEEF2.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/JEEF2.jpg

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

The sweet apple-cheeked bloom of youth.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

What year was that again, Sara?

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

It couldn't have been any earlier than 1989.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

Year... oh, I don't know. I suppose you were a sophomore and I was a junior. So, what year was that? 1989? Probably.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

I almost forwarded that picture to my parents, btw.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

It couldn't have been any earlier than 1989.

For God's sake, Dan, I don't think you know that for a fact. Cough.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

I am trying to fathom your mother's response.

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

(fathom?)

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

FULL FATHOM FIVE
THAT'S WHERE UR DED HOOKER LIES.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

FB and F4 didn't start dating until '90; I don't know anything about the details of your high school netherfun, Sara. Also we didn't all start hanging out a ton until '89.

I am trying to fathom your mother's response.

I think my mother would have said, "Oh my," and deleted the picture. Dad would have frowned at his screen and written a stern, "That is not funny," response.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

(Although now I can extrapolate details about your high school netherfun!)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

(Too far. Sorry.)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, high school. Only me and my journal (okay, and someone else but I'm sure you can figure that out) know for sure.

(Also, no need to worry; you'd have to go pretty far to offend me).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

For crissakes, don't dare me!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Also, oddly enough, I hung out with FB before I hung out with either you or John much!

(I'm not DARING you. JEEZ.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

(Hanging out with FB at the BREAD BASKET. Weird religious thing. Oddly, at least one atheist attended on occasion, M1ch3ll3 G00dr1ch).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

I think FB hanging out at the BREAD BASKET is what changed his views on virginity.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

IM IN UR BREADBASKET
ACTUATING UR YEAST.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

John, we've been over this before: FB and I were always just friends. Perhaps that M1ch3ll3 girl, though...

FB and F4 didn't start dating until 1990? Really? (I admit I spent most of 1990 in a distracted haze.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

IMPORTANT SEMI-HASTINGS RELATED NEWS FLASH:

EPOXY FACTORY IN S. ST. PAUL ON FIRE, RELEASING TOXIC CLOUD. SCHOOLS CLOSED, GUITARS SAFE - FOR NOW.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

POLICE INVESTIGATING POSSIBLE CONNECTIONS TO AL QAEDA, NEW YORK YANKEES.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Video of fire: http://wcco.com/topstories/local_story_284153453.html

― Fluffy Bear, among 100% of the population (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

I just went outside and West St. Paul smells NASTY. Well, nastier than usual.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

All the huffers in SSP are outside gasping in lungfuls of free drugs, I imagine.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Should I use this signature?

[]yes []no

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

[x]yes []no

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

I say go for it, but that probably doesn't come as a shock to anyone.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Now go post on the Romance thread.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

Better yet, post this on the romance thread:

http://de.fishki.net/picsr/podb61_05.jpg

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

"WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY..."

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Yar to sig.

Also, 5 serious OSHA fines: $840.
Massive toxic fire 3 months later: Priceless.

I can still taste that fucking beetle.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

That's from an anime.
a girl I used to know told me about that. And I never ever ever want to know more about it.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

Even better for the romance thread:

http://www.5stardeal.com/affiliates/programs/images/money_pile.jpg

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

THE FUCK IS WITH THIS SNOW??
GOOD LORD!
I've descended into a frozen-over hell! with fumes of doom. Snow fume doom hell in Adam Home.

Oh, and I was reading a mediocre manga last night, and in it there's a shot of a Current 93 album. It's somewhat non-sequiter. I think the author had just heard it and thought "YEAH! THIS FITS THE MOOD PERFECTLY!"
Well, it would make the story seem better..

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

and NOW it's sunny.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

J03i is insistent that the two people on the cornbrator packaging are men. The internet says no.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

BOTH MEN.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 11 October 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

Both men, to my knowledge.
Boku no Sexual Harassment might be on wikipedia.
But I'm never going to see it.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

I agree with J031 and John about the package. Two men. Interesting advertising.

Good lord, random snow showers all the way to St. Paul. As I was leaving St. Paul tonight I saw a car that had clearly been sitting all day. How could I tell? SNOW on the windshield.

I'm so not ready for winter. I need to get solid directions to M3liss4's house (I've been there once, but...). Also thankful that my car battery died last night in Northfield rather than tonight in St. Paul.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, two men indeed. Close and personal.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:46 (nineteen years ago)

That's four votes for "two men on the package." (How many does it take for a quorum?)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:47 (nineteen years ago)

The Cornbrater is a METHOD of advertising/merchandising.
Boku No Sexual Harassment is an anime. NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER.
A TINY part of me wants to laugh at it. The rest doesn;t want to live with the scars.

I used to get hurt for fun.
Things don'ts heal so goods no mores.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 12 October 2006 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.dare.com/home/HometownDAREUSA/images/RecordID_191_Eveland_Hastings.jpg
"Don't do drugs if you wanna be like me!"

*we all proceed to drop acid*

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

ADD TO COLLECTION OF POLICE RELATED TRADING CARDS GO!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.scotiapolice.com/images/ftooley.jpg

PHEAR MY SQUORL!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pocatello.us/policedept/cards/wake.jpg

LEATHER PANTS = VIOLATOR!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.2ampd.net/Articles/Craik/Official%20COPS%20Card%20-%201998%20-%20obverse2.jpg

WHY WILL NOONE TAKE ME SERIOUSLY?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Enjoy the silence, John.

(er, xpost)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.worthington.org/city/PIX/Police_card_5.jpg

UHHHHHHH. NO.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rosemerena.org/rosemere_ca/image023.jpg

INTIMIDATING 5-0 OF CANADIA.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.rjsgraphics.biz/Graphics/Officer_s_Wives.jpg

Not a trading card per se, but a chilling reminder of the state of feminism in our law-enforcement officers.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aberdeen.sd.us/police/officer%20bear/graphics/images/trade_card/trbear.jpg

NOT A REAL POLICEMAN. ALSO NOT A REAL BEAR. STOP THE LIES!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.aberdeen.sd.us/police/officer%20bear/graphics/images/trade_card/bear_w_cards_full.jpg

Too good for just one card.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, those last three... ROFL (IML)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.waco-texas.com/city_depts/police/cpaphotos/policecard_dunigan.jpg

LOOK, ABOUT THE FIRE, I SAID I WAS SORRY. MY BAD.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

My work here is done.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

So did they basically recruit all of the officers who looked like kiddy fiddlers for this card series?

OFFICER BEAR, I AM LOOKING AT YOU

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

That is a vast cross section of the American police forces Dan.

WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY ABOUT OUR HONORABLE BOYS IN BLUE, PINKO?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

Would you two gentlemen like to take it outside?

(rumble?)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

Officer "Fluffy" Bear, amirite?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

TEH CLASSICS NEVER DIE:

LET'S TAKE IT OUTSIDE!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:36 (nineteen years ago)

closer than ever before, people:

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=1&hot=true

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

I love you guys.

Against my better judgement.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

Just don't let Officer Fluffy Bear near your kids.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

You'll be amused to know that in 1990 I made this weird little yearbook thing (really just paper), but Fluffy Bear was my nomination for "most sincere."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

"most sincere about wanting to touch yr kids"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:41 (nineteen years ago)

"It's this Nine Inch Nails song, you'll like it!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

I think it's sweet how concerned you guys are about my kids.

As the L00nies might say, "doux!"

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

I'm chuckling at the idea of Most Sincere About Wanting to Touch Your Kids as a NIN song.

Lyrics, people...

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

Personally, I'm more interested in whether MTV will play the video. (Maybe just once. At midnight).

(Srsly, I spent yesterday morning at yet another presentation about the dangers of the media to kids. I get it already! Jeez.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.iml.annenberg.edu/blog/archives/eviltv_logo.jpg

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.lib.kobe-u.ac.jp/eqp/jpg/img2007.jpg

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

Now that's sincerity!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

It's obvious that TV committed suicide.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

"It's intuitively obvious to the most casual observer."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

I'm chuckling at the idea of Most Sincere About Wanting to Touch Your Kids as a NIN song.

Especially since it sounds like the title of a Bloodhound Gang song that would be a Morrissey pastiche.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Best mashup ever!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

"The More You Ignore Me (The More Horny I Get)"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

"Sanchezhead"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 October 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Destined to be classics.

On another topic, can someone explain to me why when I look outside I see g.d. snow flurries plz? NOT OKAY.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

"Some Boobs Are Bigger Than Others"

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

"Anything More than a Handful is Wasted"

(Oh, the things people will say to you to offer you a bit of solace.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

Send me the pillow
The one that you dream on
And I'll roll you up in flour and aim it for the wet spot

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

FB's transgressions outpaced mine rather quickly. And his love of pastry.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

"The Queen is Gay" (well, yes)

"Frankly Mr. Wankly"

"The Boy With the Dick In Her Hand"

(All sung by Trent Reznor, remember)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

Please point at the doll
Where I touched you like an animal

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

"Show me where Jesus touched you... on This Doll"

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

Wisconsin Seasonal Affective Disorder Defiance Thread.

Feh.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

I noticed that. Somebody else want to go on there an instigate a fight?

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hastings Ex-Pat Men Still Suffering Testosterone Poisoining: Film at 11.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.waytogo.net/images/gallery-27.gif

Interestingly enough, not used on a trading card.

Hastings Ex-Pat Women Still Suffering Inability To Spell "Poisoning": Film at 11:02

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

How soon our young HSTNGS ladies forget:

http://www.rjsgraphics.biz/Graphics/Officer_s_Wives.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

God, when was the last time I felt like strangling John?

Well, let's be realistic, it was probably in the past 24 hours. Some things will never change.

PS IT WAS A TYPO AND YOU KNOW IT.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:48 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE MS. EXCUSESPANTS.

(You are somewhere out of strangling me distance at the moment, aren't you?)

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Embrace your faults and foibles, Sara...it is the simplicity of the fairer sex that makes you ladies so attractive.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

OH NO! JOHN, RUN!

http://www.neodymsystems.com/ring/r_img/remake/hq/ue_samara_emerges1.jpg
http://www.neodymsystems.com/ring/r_img/remake/hq/ue_samara_emerges2.jpg
http://www.neodymsystems.com/ring/r_img/remake/hq/ue_samara_emerges3.jpg

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

For the moment I am miles away.

However, I will be in St. Paul tomorrow for a test. You're probably safe. Probably.

(cue creepy music from John Carpenter's Halloween; if you need to hear it in person, just go to FB's myspace page. Halloween is coming you know. Just sayin'.)

Also - charming me by insulting me is so 199-. (I really couldn't decide on what date would be most accurate. PICK ONE.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

A. That is so Ned's hair, not mine.
B. I'm pretty sure neither Ned nor I is blue.
c. I refuse to believe John's house looks like that.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I need one of these, turned the other way:

http://mccoy.lib.siu.edu/jmccall/otherafricas/img/cagedtv.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

(BTW, Sara, it's customary to capitalize all of your bullet headings.)

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost) Perhaps when you start your prison sentence.

John, a random quote that I wrote down long ago. I have no idea what I meant at the time, but it's still somehow appropriate.

"John, go into the bathroom and KNOCK IT OFF."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

"Knock it off" is a euphemism that probably isn't going to catch on.

Anybody have any votes for what sucks most about Wisconsin at the moment? Tommy Bartlett's Robot World?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Lock your doors at night, Justen.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

BTW, way in the distant future, my friend Em is coming to visit me - mid-February. She'll be reading from her new book at Olaf. So make a mental note to come and hear that and hang with us afterward; she's gorgeous, brilliant, funny and cool. Also single (although she lives in LA, so really, she should meet Ned).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

Ned is always stealing our available womenfolk.

RE Wisconsin:I suppose taunting them for their proximity to Hastings would undermine our position of strength.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

Wisconsin isn't that far from the Twin Cities, either, last I checked.

Also, I married someone from Wisconsin. And I lived there when I was 5! And doesn't FB have relatives there?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

Wisconsin = CHEESEFACES

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

YOU ALL MADE IT OUT OK. WE STILL ACCEPT YOU.

xpost

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh, cheddarpaws.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

"I sometimes like to chew up a piece of cheddar and spread the resulting paste between two intact pieces of cheddar." - someone in WI

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Feeling superior to people from Wisconsin is the right of every Minnesotan.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

(xpost)

I love cheese, but it's true - not as much as, say, A's parents.

(Who did I tell about the half-and-half on the breakfast cereal thing? I like my in-laws, but fear for their arteries. Rightly, I think.).

I guess I could have married someone from Hastings, but let's face it, that's part of why I left in the first place (D34n).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

Also a bit odd: A. - despite growing up in Wisconsin - does not like cheese that much at all. Possibly because he was born in Utah. Whatever, he belongs in MN.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

Ned is always stealing our available womenfolk.

But I have to work on the guys first. OH WAIT.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

Guys from Hastings are not made of candy, Ned. Not like the girls.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

Haha wait, STICTLY SPEAKING FB is the only guy on this thread who ever lived in Hastings proper! You can try to steal him if you want.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

Girls from Hastings are possibly made of candy.

Women from Hastings may only be candy-coated, but made of something more volatile and dangerous underneath. Something that leads them to move away.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

Also, don't steal FB. He's the most mysterious one!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

Women from Hastings may only be candy-coated, but made of something more volatile and dangerous underneath

http://www.marichan.com/img/pf/men.gif

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, you are safe from strangulation only because you are so far away. Be warned!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:47 (nineteen years ago)

Although that does remind me of a line from Uncommon Women and Others.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I just had a huge flashback to Hastings' grade schools' "special talk," only for girls. Boys had recess.

Thanks Dan, back to therapy I go.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

"Bloody Love (It's Just Like Hate(stings))"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

I need help for this.

If we all go post the lyrics to this song in succession on the Wisco thread, I think we will have done our civic duty.

"My name is Yon Yonson
I live in Wisconsin
I work in a lumber mill there.
All the people I meet
when I walk down the street
say "Hello, what's your name?" and I say:"

Any takers? TIMING IS CRITICAL.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

We have to do this tomorrow, I'm going home soon.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

John, you just need help.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, I feel you fail to recognize the beauty of the internet, and the small daily boons of immaturity it brings us all.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:23 (nineteen years ago)

No, I see it, I just don't feel the need to *do* something about it. That is where the testosterone POISONING comes in.

But far be it from me to interfere. It's not like I ever won an argument with you before!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

We aren't arguing. I'm just trying to usher you into the SHINY WORLD OF TEH FUTURE.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

Now we are arguing about whether we're arguing. That's new.

Oh, wait, it's probably not.

My SHINY WORLD OF TEH FUTURE has laundry and memorization in it. Yours is probably more like Minority Report.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 12 October 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

""Knock it off" is a euphemism that probably isn't going to catch on."
Neither is "Whacked one out with a ball peen hammer."

I have no idea what we were talking about when you said that.
Did I say it first?

Eclipse erases all memories that make sense that aren't directly related to Audio.
"Did I mention I'm pretty?"
"If you put LEDs in your belly button, and powered them off brainwaves, no one would ever need a flashlight."
At that point I was convinced we'd driven your father completely insane.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 13 October 2006 01:19 (nineteen years ago)

This man's face makes me laugh.
Looks like a painting of a scuplture on a bar wall.
Or a bar wall painting of a sculpture.
A sculpture of a bar wall painting?
Maybe a bar wall scuplture of a painting?

A horse?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 13 October 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.gawker.com/news/nothdrink.jpg
NEEEEEEEH!!

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 13 October 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

Also, I just had a huge flashback to Hastings' grade schools' "special talk," only for girls. Boys had recess.
Thanks Dan, back to therapy I go.

-- Sara R-C (sr...), October 12th, 2006 5:51 PM. (Sara R-C) (link)

I remember that. Most of the doodz were just perplexed and the initial theories were murky.

Wisconsin isn't that far from the Twin Cities, either, last I checked.
Also, I married someone from Wisconsin. And I lived there when I was 5! And doesn't FB have relatives there?

-- Sara R-C (sr...), October 12th, 2006 5:15 PM. (Sara R-C) (link)

I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO FAMILY AND NO ANCESTORS FROM WISCONSIN.

So when do we begin? My name is...

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha I have to say that Sara has given me special insight into exactly what they told you while we were all outside perplexed.

"... and then, once a month, the blood pixies will shoot out of your vagina in a rainbow of sanguine beauty."

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.redoakcamp.org/tent.jpg

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

So the Chimp thread.

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha I have to say that Sara has given me special insight into exactly what they told you while we were all outside perplexed.

"... and then, once a month, the blood pixies will shoot out of your vagina in a rainbow of sanguine beauty."

That would at least have been more entertaining.

Actually, aside from the sheer science-fiction seeming weirdness of the whole thing, their information was bizarrely outdated. "You can use one of these belts!" Whatever. I've never seen one of those contraptions in my life (unless you count a snarky SNL ad).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

When do we flood the Sconnies, people?

This must be a coordinated attack, the likes of which the world has never seen.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

Shall we set up a rendezvous time?

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

First we need a roll call to see who's in.

HASTINGS LEAGUE OF AMERICA, ASSEMBLE!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

Non-military associated nursing students always stay behind in order to be available to ~~pour hydrochloric acid onto~~ comfort the wounded.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

Ain't met no dirty Colby-lover that could lick me yet.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

If they lick you, you are in the wrong bar.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:48 (nineteen years ago)

OR THE RIGHT ONE, IF TEHY ARE LAIDIES.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

Even if they are "dirty Colby-lovers?"

You are most perplexing.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Ruam Mit Thai totally effed us over. Lunch took an hour and a half and it took us fifteen minutes to eat.

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

I call shenanigans!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm sure Fluffy Bear just took a short lunchtime nap while awaiting his entree.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

I totally made time with this chick. I have her number and everything.

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

I'd make sure you check out her history, dude. I've seen her with some pretty sketchy fellas.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Well, everyone makes that mistake once in a while.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I am a universal leveler.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

I'm debating whether to pick on that as the most disturbing idea ever or just snicker over the "universal."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently she's dating this semi-retarded guy with hygiene issues who needs a little boost in self confidence so he doesn't try to off himself with rat poison again.

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

this semi-retarded guy with hygiene issues who needs a little boost in self confidence

How dare you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.yearssupply.co.uk/images/snickers.gif
http://www.universalstudios.co.jp/unistudio.gif

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

No one would believe that film. However, they laugh hysterically at it.

And I won't presume to suggest a rating.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

"I have seen the greatest minds of my generation ruined by the pawings of John Justen."

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

Shortest version of my journals ever!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, CH day is so not going to happen.

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:10 (nineteen years ago)

I know. I am crushed and dismayed.

Fuck it, I'm going over there on my own.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

FB, I actually DO think you should be Karl Rove for Halloween. Or reprise Molly Ringwald. (The Karl Rove idea is my friend C0ry's; I told her that J. keeps saying she "wants to be something evil" for Halloween).

John... be careful. Wisconsin can be treacherous. Make sure to take a lock of FB's hair for luck.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Hastings thread treachery makes me this guy:

http://www-old.weihenstephan.org/themen/freizeit/kino/jpg/platoon.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

I see someone got to him with the Hydrochloric Acid first. :(

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

YOU SHOULD BE CARROT TOP.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

DONE. WISCONSIN THREAD NOW ALL UP IN IT LIKE THIS:

http://perplexingtimes.com/oi/aero-cheese2.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Dan is now my BFF. Come on people. Funtimes go!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I got there a little late.

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Dan is your Boy Friend Forever?

(Here, have a Band-Aid.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

Still, you worked with what you had and improved upon teh funny. Now I have 2 BFF. WHERE IS GBX?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:27 (nineteen years ago)

Encased in carbonite. Or studying carbon. Whichever.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

And we've gone around the horn. Well done all! (well not all, but your reckoning will come, believe you me.)

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

It might actually be more annoying than if we had a large crew posting the traditional round. Now that's what I call serendipity.

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, just take your Band-Aids and beer and pretend we all get along. That's what HSTNGS is all about, no?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Drunks?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

With injuries?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

HSTNGS IS NOT IN WISCONSIN.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Sometimes I wonder why I didn't push you into the river when I had the chance...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Upon careful review, you will discover that HSTNGS is all about antagonizing the shit out of eachother.

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

That is most accurate description possible.

Also, I probably didn't push any of you into the river for the simple reason that I would have felt compelled to pull you right back out. That's a lot of work with not much net gain.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

As I prepare for an early death via lab practical, I wish you all a happy weekend.

Try to keep it low-key, guys. I don't want to have to bail anyone out of jail.

Farewell!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

Happy 13th and good luck.

I think I need to change my name. It may be a little off-putting

― Why am I fucking your mouth when the sailors are on shore leave? (Fluffy Bear He, Friday, 13 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Good luck, Sara. I say this only partially in order to keep you from stopping by my apartment and trying to kill me.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

My new nom de guerre

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

????

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Hahahaha

WEAR THE CAP

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

i would like nothing more than to see someone, anyone, wearing that cap around, swilling whiskey, soliciting prostitutes and propositioning young men over the internets

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:45 (nineteen years ago)

coach dave is so funny. crazy. he really LOOKS like a coach!

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

i would like nothing more than to see someone, anyone, give (the real--and I can't stress this enough--the original)Coach Dave a good kick in the cunt righ before they made him drink a "living water" bottle full of pig sperm.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

I'll be your huckleberry. All I need now is the hat.

xpost

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 20:56 (nineteen years ago)

That would have been a vary unfortunate response without the "xpost".

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha can a mod take that xpost out? ned??

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:08 (nineteen years ago)

He1geson, you are now OFFICIALLY ON NOTICE.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

haha Justen is going to gob me at the next maps of norway show!

(but to do this you'll have to suffer thru maps of norway so you still get pwnd)

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha can a mod take that xpost out? ned??

*whistles idly*

(I only mod ILM.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

Maps of Norway? Never heard of them.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

ZING ZANG

― gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

A kick to the cunt and a stomach full of pig sperm makes John lose his memory.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 13 October 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

Did I just see a Tripods book series reference?

And no offense personal in nature towards any potential christians in this thread, but more and more every day christianity annoys me.
even the rarest of all things, REAL christianity.

Reformist Gnostics are the closest thing to organised REAL Christianity.
and that's more of a fad than it ought to be...
I do have an affinity for extreme 'gnostics' with the Demiurge and all.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 13 October 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

Nigel Tufnel doing ads for Volkswagon=better idea than Slash.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 13 October 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

FB and John, thanks for the luck. I did have a brief impulse afterward to drop by and try to kill you, John, but since I knew A. was making tacos for dinner, your life was spared. Plus you were expecting it. Perhaps next time. (Because god knows this isn't the last Friday night test. FUN PARTY TIME.)

M@tt, thank you, you cracked me up (upthread).

GZeus - maybe I missed the Tripods reference, but I only read the main trilogy (I think...). And that was only a couple of years ago. But I enjoyed them.

As for the Christian thing, a brief story: there was this guy at Olaf that I had a crush on for maybe a day - until I discovered that he was what we (in my liberal-leaning circle) called a "cult Christian." (translation: right-wing Christian of the type that, at Olaf, occassionally attempted to exorcise the "demons" out of people to make them not gay, etc.).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 14 October 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

Christians...

I remember once John was filling out a rental slip, his dad asked him what the total was, he then asked him how much he charged for the mics, or something, because it seemed high.
THe price was like $4/day higher per item than usual.
Mike then says "What, were they CHRISTIANS??"
John: "...Yes..."
I started laughing HARD.
"That's a point of contention for me" or something equally verbose.

This was like 3 years ago.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 14 October 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and the Tripods reference was "WEAR THE CAP."

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 14 October 2006 03:14 (nineteen years ago)

To the smokers here:
http://smokes-spirits.com

love that site.
that's both a statement of my feelings and a direct order.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 14 October 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

sad news in midway:

(j0hn you might know this guy), but stefan olson, very tall, thin tattooed gent (used to have dreads until recently but was lately having short curly hair) who bartended and worked the door at the turf club for the last eight year died last week. they found him at his practice space at the myapple building by big vs.

stefan was a sweet guy, always friendly and fun to talk to....will be missed...a nice midway st.paul character/rock lifer, very cool, was in a bunch of bands including expandable hole filler....sort of one of those guys you always expect to run into next time you go to the turf....not anymore i guess. : (

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 16 October 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpTxyNrAkc8

A little something to cheer us all up.
The myspace message that was sent out was more graphic than I would have expected.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 16 October 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

M@tt, I'm sorry to hear about your acquaintance. Was this a sudden death? It sounds like it. My friend with breast cancer is having surgyer tomorrow. So scary and upsetting.

GZeus - the Christian thing. The thing about it is that the self-proclaimed Christians (we used to call them "cult Christians;" some call them "Christianists") are so intent on jamming an unpalatable theology (that seems downright unChristian to me) down the collective throat of our society.

The question of religion becomes really tricky when you have kids and you are not particularly religious and your partner is even less so. My kids are growing up with a few kid's Bible stories (and even then, buying a book for your kids is hard - the first book for kids of Bible stories I looked at had a cartoon Abraham about to sacrifice Isaac! Nice.). I think there are positive things that churches can accomplish, but right now they are overshadowed by awfulness. (Shorter Sara's thoughts on religion: I'm conflicted.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

omg lavar burton

― gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

I KNOW!
Lavar Burton arresting funk dance cop tongue man.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://wiki.theppn.org/Mirrorballism
Hopefully, Sara will get the homonym-based jokes.(with alot of work)
Example for the rest of you:
She's a Bad Mama Jama->Se no Takai Yatsu Wa Jama->Tall people get in my way.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

GZeus, you are cruel. Now where is my Japanese dictionary...?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

GZeus, thanks for the smokes link. Now I have a cheap survival kit for NaNoWriMo.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

Smoking is going to slow your typing down, that's all I'm saying.

If I get angsty I'll be forced to a. go to a friend's house and inhale their second hand smoke or b. pull a chair up to the refrigerator so I can get into the liquor cabinet. So lame.

(So if I hide A's laptop, is that cheating? I WILL beat his word count this year!)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

It's like the movie, War of the Roses, but with geeks.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:10 (nineteen years ago)

Sadly, we do not yet have the chandelier to re-enact that film.

(Even more sad, A and I literally had that conversation a couple of weeks ago. "...but we can't afford the chandelier yet." It's a good thing he doesn't have a pet dog.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:15 (nineteen years ago)

Just don't bite his wiener.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

Deathless advice for the ages.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

RE: chandelier

Check out craigs list.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

Let Coach Dave bite a wiener for you.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

I do like to get him to do my dirty work for me. It's harder these days.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

I'm on a man hunt.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

You lusty soul.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

Verse 1-
Everybody look at me, me
I walk in the door you start screaming
Come on everybody whatchu here for?
Move your body around like a nympho
Everybody get your necks to crack around
All you crazy people come on jump around
I want to see you all on your knees
you either want to be with me, or be me

Chorus-
Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, of his love
He's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
make you fall, fall in love
Maneater, make you work hard
Make you spend hard
Make you want all, all of his love
He's a maneater
make you buy cars
make you cut cords
Wish you never ever met him at all

Verse 2-
And when he walks he walks with passion
when he talks, he talks like he can handle it
when he asks for something he means it
even if you never ever ever seen it
everybody get your necks to crack around
all you crazy people come and jump around
you doing anything to keep him by your side
because, he said he love you, love you long time

[Chants]

Outro-
never ever met him at all
you wish you never ever met him at all
you wish you never ever met him at all
you wish you never ever met him at all
you wish you never ever met him at all
you wish you never ever met him at all

― Danny Furtado (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Don't you wish you'd never met her?

― Not PJ Harvey (Ned), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

And here the only song that called to mind for me was from Flashdance.

Oh the shame of being so out of date!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Flashdance is, like, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 1983.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

And yet I've never gotten over my love of legwarmers.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

I've been seeing them around a lot. Please just don't resurrect the hair.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

Coach Dave's new look:

http://www.houseofdiabolique.com/jersey8.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:06 (nineteen years ago)

"new"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

I think my retinas just fused.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

In winter he pulls the hair down over his ears in place of earmuffs.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://sadlyno.com/wordpress/uploads/2006/08/davedaubenmire.jpg

http://www.houseofdiabolique.com/jersey8.jpg

AWESOME

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, you laugh, but the coldest year of my life was after I cut my crazily long hair and then transferred to St. Olaf, a Minnesota college on a freaking hill with no wind break for 40 miles.

(xpost) Also, it is a well-known fact that I am unfamiliar with the ways of curling irons and hairspray. You won't be able to blame me for a trend like that...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

FEAR

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, is that cat mapped over the "dancing baby"?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

It reminded me of the dancing dwarf guy in the weird room at the end of Twin Peaks.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

Rerminds me of those old 'multimedia' games where you wandered around getting bored and then something stupid would happen.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 16:53 (nineteen years ago)

You were supposed to be skeeeeeeeered!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://img339.echo.cx/img339/5886/aidsboy2xs1fg.jpg
You Have AIDS.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

I can thank GZeus for my nightmares this evening. Ugh that image. Sooooooooooooo bad.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh those metrosexuals.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 02:51 (nineteen years ago)

Korean Booze=win.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soju

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

My vote for best sentence of that article:

Contrary to some beliefs, it doesn't contain embalming fluid.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 12:04 (nineteen years ago)

Well who needs it then.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 12:16 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you, Coach Dave, you have just made my day.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

You're welcome. How is school?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www2.propichosting.com/Images/421611138/17.jpg

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

School is mostly good. Except for the zillion tests. Tonight: lecture exam followed by lab quiz followed by lab. Thankfully, I'm meeting a friend afterward for some food.

I kept waking up last night trying to remember the muscles "pterygoid" and "platysma." I knew what they were and that they started with "p." Test anxiety... back with a vengeance.

Best thing: as soon as my friend 4ndr3w's new car comes in, I'm buying his Passat.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

As long as you prepare, your panic won't be punative.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

Does anybody remember the name of that artist? John, I know you like him. That photo is awesome. (xxpost)

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:20 (nineteen years ago)

Prepared?

Perhaps.

(xpost)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 13:29 (nineteen years ago)

That picture is by the one and only Charlie White

Overview here:http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/12.02/white.html

Career besmirched by directing an interpol video.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Should we make today "totally amazing fucked up artists to creep you out" day?

I'll start with Matthew Barney.
http://ocma.net/img/20_Matthew-Barney-Cremaster-72-.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Career besmirched by directing an interpol video.

Besmirched is too light a term. "Irrevocably soiled" is more apt.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

Thank you. This has been bugging me for days. Charlie White.

Barney, yes.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

Q: If I made spam sushi, who would eat it?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

Hawaiians.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

I WOULD.

Hey coach, did you ever find your Friendship Spamulet?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

An oldie, but a goodie: Francis Bacon.

http://www.exporevue.com/images/magazine/1240bacon_figuremeat_136.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

Have you ever made sushi before? I'm just sayin', it's a lot of work.

(xpost)

Also, I love a day with a theme. And that last pic looks remarkably like what I should be paying attention to right now.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- Ah that wacky Sisters of Mercy fan art.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

"spam sushi" is a euphemism for something horrible, I just know it.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

If we remove the word "amazing" from your theme of the day I could post a gizillion images of meat scuplture. I am enthralled.

http://www.surrealcoconut.com/images/assembled_objects/object2/obj_2u.jpg

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, is that a bamboo sushi roller as headboard?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

RE: sushi - if you are going to make it, you should make several kinds. We used to make it twice a year or so with friends; usually we did some of each of these: shrimp, egg filling, mushroom, avocado/cucumber/crab... probably more, but I can't remember. What I do remember is that every one that my friend Curt made was so full of wasabi that it hurt to eat them. Pretty fun.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Paul Thek fulfills all rquirements, meat, amazing, and otherwise.

http://www.walkerart.org/walker_images/images/01/wac_95g.jpg
http://images.google.com/imgres?
http://collections.walkerart.org/item/object/6483

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, I was just posting hippopatamus, you jerk.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

Does the pickles in cream cheese wrapped in ham thing count as sushi? If so, I'm all about it.

xpost: hahaha, great minds, etc.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/zeldasushi-thumb.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

Okay both of you suck at the internet.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.spiralandcircle.com/sushi%20bandages.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

WOW JOHN I TAKE THAT BACK ZELDA SUSHI WOW

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Pickles in cream cheese in ham is not sushi. (I love sushi, but I love that weird appetizer more. K1r used to make it just to get me to eat meat. See, you're not my only evil friends.)

xpost

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.onemanbandwidth.com/wordpress/wp-content/humanomaki.gif

KEEP YOUR CONSERVATIVE AGENDA OFF MY SUSHI, R-C.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.crazyphotos.com/11232194-large.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

I am currently interested in alternative forms of sushi, or sushi related food preparation activities.

Spam sushi. Rice-crispy sushi rolls. Ham Rolls (YES!). Norwegian Sushi (I don't have anything specific in mind but it will involve lefse and NOT LUTEFISK).

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Norwegian Sushi

I once had a roll, or should I say, it once had me...
She showed me her maki, isn't it twee, Norwegian sushi.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

Blubber Soul

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:21 (nineteen years ago)

Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Bass Fishermen Club

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

A Menard Day's Night

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

The White Fish

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Magical Mankato Tour

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

All you need is Low

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.comicsreporter.com/images/uploads/lutefisk.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.art.net/~kiyotei/blogs/sushiart.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 15:41 (nineteen years ago)

KEEP YOUR CONSERVATIVE AGENDA OFF MY SUSHI, R-C.

My conservative agenda? I've never wished more that your damn name was longer so that I could make my irritation clear. Clearer. (i.e. JohnATHON MichaelETTA JustenTINA).

Coach Dave, if you need help with your sushi-making, let me know; I have some tools and a sushi cookbook. Also, I was once served sushi rolls - by my Japanese prof - with hot dogs in the middle.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

Huh?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit, this is THE WORST THREAD ON ILX EVER.

White people ironically using the N Word: C/D?

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, you noticed.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:21 (nineteen years ago)

i refuse to visit that thread. like, what's the fucking point?

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS OF OUR TIME THAT WE HAVE TO OVER-INTELLECUALIZE A THOUSAND TIMES WHILE SPINNING OUR COLLECTIVE WHEELS IN ORDER TO ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, GBX.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

John, seriously, did your mother never use your full name when she was irritated with you? (Why do you think I gave my kids such long names? They know they are in trouble when I pull out all 200 syllables or whatever).

As for that particular thread, uuuggggg. But I knew people at SMC who used that word seriously. (And somehow I thought I couldn't be happy there... in crazy evil person land.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'm dissapointed, really. "Wigger" only came up a couple of times, "white liberal guilt" didn't come up until the 105th post, and nobody complained about censorship or the ilx hive mind.

SNOOZE

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

Coach Dave is awfully hard to please these days.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Even I'm not going to touch that one.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

John, I'm rolling my eyes in your general direction (at you).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

xpost Oh you tease.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ptsalt.com/files/images/products/cross_cap.jpg

This high-quality cap was designed with American patriotism in mind. Besides the bold cross emblazened on the front the Minutemen United name and website adorn the sides of the cap.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, you are giving me flashbacks to the time M4rn1e called me "conservative and traditional." WHY?!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

We’re looking for a spiritual SWAT team, Spiritual Weapons And Tactics, men who understand the Christian heritage of this nation and are willing to defend it.

We can win! It won’t be easy, but I am a man with a plan.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Is Coach Dave (the original) a Promise Keeper?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

I think you'd have to find a disgraced page to find out.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:43 (nineteen years ago)

Well, that would take, what 5 minutes or so?

It doesn't matter; I just knew this guy slightly who was in that organization once. He was in my Japanese class. He told me flat out to my face that I should "have at least a dozen children" and then quoted some random Bible verse at me. Dude had no idea that I actually was pregnant at the time. I've never been so tempted to yak on someone in my entire life.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:48 (nineteen years ago)

Channel the past!

Mr. Wilde has brains, and art, and style; but if he can write for none but outlawed noblemen and perverted telegraph boys, the sooner he takes to tailoring (or some other decent trade) the better for his own reputation and the public morals.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:49 (nineteen years ago)

I left my career to start Pass The Salt, sort of a Paul Revere to the church. “The British are coming,” I called to the church. But what most of the pastors wanted to do was Sing a Little Louder. They were cowardly. No nice way to say it. They were men without chests.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

"The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give in to it."

Isn't that an Oscar Wilde quotation?

Coach Dave should give in to the temptation of men with chests.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

I’m looking for some manly pastors.

I'M ON A MAN HUNT

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Here's some great christianwear from christianshirts.net:

http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/social150.gif
http://www.christianshirts.net/images/designs/small/closet150.gif

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Abortion, bad for infanticide.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

I clicked on that link and a thousand episodes of The 700 Club flashed in front of my eyes. (And sure enough, a Promise Keepers link is at the bottom).

Now I need to take another shower.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/91/273293521_810e6d068a_m.jpg

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://arc.0daymeme.com/1i/sushijpg.1iLaURSj9SM3eXGPReVn2n.full.jpg

(just seeing if this image works)

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.salemwebnetwork.com/townhall/hosts/hewitt/Big10.jpg

DO THESE PEOPLE EVEN READ WHAT THEY WRITE???

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, more uncomfortable with every post!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

LOL!

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

Abortion: bad for pedophiles.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

It's important to remember that it is the white male Christians who are oppressed in our society.

(Thus they must oppress everyone else. If necessary, with their MANHOOD. However, I did not foresee the sushi tie-in. Impressive job, John.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

Hi people!

Sorry so quiet of late. But I just cast my absentee ballot after BBC Radio 4 (the big thing everyone listens to here) did a report on Keith Ellison, who is running in my home district. Apart from the parking tickets he seems absolutely sound.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:00 (nineteen years ago)

But they were parking tickets TO SUPPORT TERROR. Oh wait.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

Yay, suzy's ALIVE!

(Ned, if you're not for her you're against her.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Show me a Minnesotan who claims never to have fudged on a parking ticket and I'll show you either myself (have never driven) or a total liar.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:31 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE!

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I've gotten a ticket for jaywalking.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, that is very naughty. Jaywalking!

(actually kind of boggling over the concept of giving an actual ticket for that)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

He was jaywalking while beating a hooker to death...

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

Oh no - my friend's mom, who was one of those Pasadena WASP country club ladies, got one. Happens all the time. It's a California thing to reinforce four wheels better than two legs.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

Okay John, I won't ask how you come by this intimate knowledge.

I got a ticket in 1990 during finals week. I was really tired and ran through a stop sign; of course a cop was sitting at the other stop sign. I should have known that stop sign was there - it was the one right by F4's house (Ummmm.... Hillside?). M3liss4 was in the car with me.

That was my only ticket ever, actually, but I'm still embarrassed because it was just so dumb.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

i kinda want one of those coach dave hats.

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

He was jaywalking while beating a hooker to death...

There were complaints. And her fishnets were better than mine. Er.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, you should try to stay off the mean streets of Costa Mesa. Or at least consider switching from fishnets to opaque tights.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.amfp.org/boondock/snap0630.jpg

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

That image is going to linger. And whether I get an A on my tests tonight or fail, that is what I'm going to see in the back of my mind. THANKS A LOT.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, and have good evenings, safe drive homes from where you are, stay warm, etc. etc. Good night.

(And suzy - I'd like to hear more of what you've been up to!)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Hurrah for lingering images!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

Keith Ellison is a good guy. Worth supporting especially because of what his opponent, Alan Fine said:

"I'm extremely concerned about Keith Ellison. Keith Hakim. Keith X Ellison. Keith Ellison Muhammad. I'm personally offended that this person is a candidate for U.S. Congress. He is unfit to represent the voters of the 5th District."

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Suzy, I also have the privelige of voting in one of the most liberal senate districts in the U.S.

Go MN-05!

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

Might as well shill this:

Michelle Bachman is HOT (for reals)

― nate p. (natepatrin), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

Alan Fine is a wanker. He is clearly hoping for some kind of massive public ignorance over the idea that a 'scary' defendant is just as entitled to legal representation as any other and Ellison, as a public/non-profit defender was there to do just that, being as it was both his job and the defendant's civil/human right.

― suzy (suzy), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

I hate all polititians.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

It's true that politicians suck. But some suck less and that is what I must go with.

BTW, Michelle Bachman makes my blood run cold.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 02:43 (nineteen years ago)

I've always said: Just because there are starving chilren in china doesn't mean dinner doesn't suck.

I vote based on agreeing with the stance of the candidate on key issues.
If there are no candidates that I greee with running for a particular office(that i know of) I write in people I know that I think would be good for the job.
I think TWICE Mike Just3n has been voten for president in this town.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 02:48 (nineteen years ago)

GZeus - what a fantastic aphorism. So true (as anyone who has been subjected to my cooking - not my baking, which is pretty good - would tell you).

I hope you told John's Dad that you voted for him for President twice.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

I think i may have.
I know that fact resides nowhere in his brain.
Not that his memory is poor, it just has priorities at this point.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 07:23 (nineteen years ago)

Hmmmm, I wonder how many votes for governor he'll get this year.

My vacationing just called to tell me how hot it is in Florida. They were going to go swimming. I tried to feign sympathy about the heat.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:35 (nineteen years ago)

Would it be uncouth an immature for me to post a Birthday list here?
Or rather, would there be any POINT?
I DO promise to bring EXTRA souveneirs back from Japan to people who DO buy me video game goodness...
and all people will get SOMETHING if they want it.
Keep in mind this is spring.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

Japan is spring.
I was born on Armistace Day.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

Vampire Porn Anyone ?

(I hope this goes through before the thread gets deleted...)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I read it anyway. I'm not sure I'd say it qualifies as porn, or even erotica, though. (I have a pretty good familiarity now with paranormal romance due to knowing a popular author in that subgenre. She does vampire romance and werewolf romance and erotica. And it's FUNNY!)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA.

So, my recent activities:

Bit of writing
Bit of interviewing, only to pull piece at last minute because Evil Overlord of ESM decided to cut the wordage so it was like 1/8 of original commission, told the editor the night before the due date, clearly WANTS to waste money and time. What's better here? $100 fee for a blurb or $500 kill fee for original feature? DUH. And it was about a person I've admired for 20 years.
FROZEN SHOULDER IS BACK. I blame stress.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

Smile, Suzy! Look on this instead!

http://i11.tinypic.com/34fi17d.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

Suzy, I hope your shoulder gets better soon. It sounds like you've been busy!

Ned, that baby looks terrified. (And what is cuter than a terrified baby? Also, juxtaposition with Rod Stewart is completely bizarre.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

It's not a smile, it's a rictus of fear, pain and terror. Look on, ye mighty, and weep.

― suzy (suzy), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Babies always look like that after you insert the stuffing.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

Remind me not to drop by John's house on Thanksgiving.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

His jealous brother's ill-boding halloween costume:

http://a248.e.akamai.net/7/1892/937/f56fbb3e0e3d5f/www.discountschoolsupply.com/images/Products/17085.jpg

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

Is today's theme Adorable Yet Terrifying?

If so, that is funnier than I would have predicted.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

John, that may be the worst thing you've ever said.
MAY be.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

Abortion: bad for Thanksgiving.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

She needs to bring on some preemies and dress them up as cornish game hens.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 19 October 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHA

(I am not going to photoshop that pic)

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

GZeus, do not challenge John that way. EVER.

I'm waiting for some genius to tie all this stuff together with the "War on Christmas" b.s.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

"What a lovely looking turkey baster!"

"Well, um, yes..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Heather Has Two Mommies...Who Are Chefs!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:02 (nineteen years ago)

Unfortunately, this halloween the mom is going as a doped up depressive and the dad is going as an unemployed alchoholic who hasn't eaten a real meal in weeks.

Hijinks ensue.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Babysitter urban legend to thread.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

I Saw What You Did Last Halloween (and Thanksgiving) With The Baby and I Know Who You Are

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

Great concept, but I think we need to work on the title.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

From the Martha Stewart baby costume thread:

Martha Stewart's costume:

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/dictators/idi-amin-dada/199777.1.jpg

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), October 19th, 2006 10:03 AM. (Hurting) (link)

Winner!

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:16 (nineteen years ago)

I tip my hat appropriately.

― John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

And here I thought going as "slightly harassed mother" was evil enough.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

NEW USERNAME TEST.

― John Justen says babies always look like that after you insert the stuffing (joh, Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

There's no point in even faking astonishment anymore, is there.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Great, but needs a little more of the characteristic zing and zip and, um, blamo of your usual usernames.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

I was thinking it needed quotation marks.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:24 (nineteen years ago)

NO HTML ALLOWED. Thus, no quotes.

ALSO, WORKING ON IT.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

What's the best marinade for a baby, anyway?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

Similac.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

They teach all the expecting mommies that "breast is best."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

Make sure you find out whose breasts they are first.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

Well, that goes without saying.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:37 (nineteen years ago)

What's the best marinade for a baby, anyway?

pedialyte

― John Justen, a baby, an outfit, and a fist full of stuffing. (Fluffy Bear Hearts, Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

I think your username is improving, Justen.

Of course now I'm going to burn in Hell for saying that...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

IMPOSTER!

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

John, John, you understand so little about lapsed Catholics.

Or maybe you're just confused because I said something halfway nice to you. Hard to say.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

"What's the best marinade for a baby, anyway?
pedialyte

-- John Justen, a baby, an outfit, and a fist full of stuffing. (el.jeffe.bonanz...) (webmail), October 19th, 2006 11:38 AM. (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows)"

DO YOU SEE?

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

LOL, now I do. But he's going to have a hell of a time pulling it off in person. Your eyebrows are way too different from his.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

BTW, that imposter is pretty funny.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Somehow I don't think El Jeffe would have much of a problem pulling it off anywhere.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

Is it wrong to pull it off when a baby in a turkey costume is in the room?

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

You three...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

...some?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

On a completely different topic:

TODAY'S TOTALLY AWESOME WEBCOMIC DISCOVERY

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

That is pretty silly!

Dan, I meant to tell you that A. bought a new bicycle. He parks it in his office due to the story you told at the clambake about your college friend's bike. (Your influence expands...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

Let me echo Dan there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

I kind of wish I had been aware of that webcomic on 6/6/06 - A's birthday. ("Skateboarding until your Mom makes you come in...") The perfect gift eluded me again.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

Paul Mc Cartney:
im in ur peta
drinkin from ur tits

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

LOL at "Dear God, thank you!": http://www.bendependent.com/dirtfarm/comics/094.html

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, that slew both Dan and I.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

I think if I were older and/or knew more about Burning Man I'd have done more htan chuckle.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm dressed like a bear and you have stilts on! This is nuts!"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHAHAHA

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

more lolz

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm an iguanadon!" Okay, that cracked me up.

I like this WWJD one: http://www.bendependent.com/dirtfarm/comics/051.html

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Also, some fashion advice for men:

http://www.alivewithlove.com/cyclists.html

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

JOHN, TAKE NOTE

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

Which inspires the compulsory...

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/doodoo2/Mr.gif

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:14 (nineteen years ago)

That is so, so wrong. On so many levels.

And somehow you never get used to it.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

I should hope not.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Getting used to that would be like getting used to having slugs stuck up your ass.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm always happiest when we're all in agreement on an issue.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 19 October 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Like, crawly slugs, or 12 guage slugs?
Because either can be arranged, it's just different phone calls.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 19 October 2006 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

ahahahahaha OMG hueg DRUG BUST in MAPLEWOOD UNCOVERS A SEXxy surprise!

www.break.com/index/major_drug_bust.html

(be sure to watch the box that the police dude is carrying out behind the news reporter! extra lolz)

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 19 October 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

Holy shit, that's good.

Shouldn't you be at the turf? What time do you play? Am I just confused?

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

No homie...Big Vs! I'm at work still...gonna meet everyone at 8:30 and load up, pop over 2 midway!

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 20 October 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

GODDAMN I'M DUMB.

BIG V'S
BIG V'S
BIG V'S

That ought to erase my errors.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

back to topic: what the hell do you do with a rubber dong that size? unless yr dating a clydesdale with a meth habit....

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 20 October 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

ZPC C!
That's what it was.
and here it is.
http://cgi.ebay.com/ZPC-No-Flesh-Shall-Be-Spared-Macintosh-CDROM-New-Sealed_W0QQitemZ290039216270QQihZ019QQcategoryZ62053QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
I'll bid tomorrow afternoon if you don't.
And you'll pay me.
Like a bitch.
and I'll give you a DVD, and mayhaps i'll play that game, but I know I'll possess it.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 20 October 2006 07:20 (nineteen years ago)

AHAHAHAH I LOVE the look on that cop's face as he KINDA rushes out of frame.
That's the "oh my god, I need to get away so I can laugh my ass off" face!
Big smile+moustache=hilarious.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 20 October 2006 07:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://trilogyrelease.bungie.org/
FREE.
Oh, and if you could unpack those files for me, I could then use them(somehow) with this port of the engine out.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 20 October 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

Ps, to NON john people: I don't trust his connection at work to like, work.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 20 October 2006 07:50 (nineteen years ago)

Friday! At long last.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:18 (nineteen years ago)

Hooray! Only slightly hungover today!

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Sweet drunkery.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

M@tts of Norway was good, BTW.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

Glad it was good! Someday I will actually hear them. Someday.

I spent my evening on the treadmill. Tonight is different, though: fancy dinner at that college that A. works at. (I will be forced to suppress my personality into Stepford Sara. Well, depending on who we sit with.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:37 (nineteen years ago)

we was aight. we thought we'd wing it w/o a setlist....bah....just means too much dicking around between songs...screw spontanity!

but it was fun hanging w/j9hn and gzues (i think john said that was you??)
anyway i'm hungover but no too much.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

So sorry to have missed hearing you (AGAIN), M@tt.

Kids = you must arrange everything weeks in advance. Talk about screwing spontaneity!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Becoming more hung-over and irritable. DAMN YOU PASSAGE OF TIME!

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

If enough time passes, it won't be a problem anymore. (Plus drink some water and take a couple of Advil. Can't hurt, might help.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

"If enough time passes, it won't be a problem anymore."

True. Because I'll be dead.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Well, hopefully your hangover won't last that long.

If you didn't drink enough in one night to kill you, I'm pretty sure you're still young enough to outlast a hangover.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

CUREALL

http://museum.gov.ns.ca/poison/cicuta.gif

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 20 October 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Well, that would certainly speed things along. It probably tastes bad, though.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

So you're saying hemlock tastes like rum?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 October 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

I never realized your hatred for rum, Dan. Where did this come from? (You'll never make it to Pirate now, you realize that, don't you?)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

RUM TASTES LIKE A BAG OF ABORTED KITTENS.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

Note: That is a bad thing.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

"I'd like a bag of aborted kittens and Coke, please."
"Bacardi?"
"BUT OF COURSE"

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

You two scare me sometimes.

Rum is not my favorite, but I don't find it that bad. Gin, however, tastes bizarrely like Pine-Sol. At least it smells that way. I don't drink anything that smells like I should clean my floor with it.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:22 (nineteen years ago)

The worst hangover of my life (36 hours) was due to rum. Rum is not my bosom buddy.

The fact that gin smells and tastes like pine is precisely why gin is awesome. Bombay Sapphire martini = BEST DRINK 4 REALZ

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

Also, those "bacardi and cola" Miami Vice parody commercials make me want to go club baby seals.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

What doesn't?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, you have a point.

A. loves Bombay Sapphire gin, too. I'm not judging, I just can't go there myself.

I like rum in dacqueris. Of course, that may suggest that what I really like is fruity drinks. But wait, I also like mojitos, so again with the rum. I still prefer margaritas to any of the rest of that.

BTW, if any of you ever meet my friend Curt, be careful if he offers you a drink. One time he made A. a gin and tonic and didn't tell him that the olive he put in was stuffed with a habanero pepper.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

No worries. We used to drink something called a Mookietini that was half habenero infused vodka, half tabasco.

I have been stupid at times in my life.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

Bombay Sapphire martini = BEST DRINK 4 REALZ

YES YES YES.

Dry and a little dirty. Like John's mom.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I won't worry about you at all anymore, John, since it is clear that sometime in the past you must have burnt off any semblance of taste buds that you had.

El Jeffe... what a thing to say about John's sainted mother! LOL.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

Q: What's the difference between a newspaper and Jeff's mom?

A: A newspaper is black and white and read all over, and Jeff's mom is a dirty whore.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

You two are not helping me get into the proper frame of mind to have dinner with strangers.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

Knock knock.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

"Who's there?" she asked, despite the gnawing feeling in her gut that it was a dreadful mistake that she would soon regret.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.pupress.princeton.edu/images/k7706.gif
http://www.the-strangers.co.uk/images/FrontWebsiteMitte.gif
http://www.irishshowbands.net/images/strangers.jpg

xpost:Who's there?

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

John's Mom.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:07 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, ask if you're going to have stuffed roast baby for dinner, then express loud disappointment when you are not.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, if I start laughing tonight for no reason and embarrass A., it's on your head!

(xpost) Oh, that's not scary at all. She's cool.

Random fact: I have just signed up for Netflix. Now I will be able to see movies YAY!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/86/241518249_53f079d09e.jpg?v=0

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:13 (nineteen years ago)

Just another Friday afternoon.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

It's good to know that your job keeps you really busy, FB.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:17 (nineteen years ago)

Pot, kettle, etc. etc.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'll send myself a memo to reprimand me, if it makes you feel better.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:21 (nineteen years ago)

John's efforts to fire himself always go astray.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

I've been sitting here laughing at myself because Netflix is asking me to rate a bunch of movies to decide what movies to suggest to me. This would work much better if I had seen any of the movies they gave me to rate.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

They don't have a midget porn section, Sara.

― John Justen asks why your baby cries when I preheat the oven. (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

John, I am giving all my cupcakes to FB from now on.

Also, you should keep locking your doors.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

TEST

― John Justen, a newspaper is black and white and red all over and Jeff's mom (joh, Friday, 20 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

TRY AGAIN

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, Sara's midget porn collection, an (joh, Friday, 20 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

We used to drink something called a Mookietini that was half habenero infused vodka, half tabasco.

WANT

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

FINAL CUT?

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

John, you're incorrigble.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

There should be another "i" in that word.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Jiohn

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

"Johni"

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:45 (nineteen years ago)

MY NAME'S JOHN AND I'M A DUNDERHEAD

― John Justen, an outfit, John's Mom, and a fist full of Stuffing (Fluffy Bear Hea, Friday, 20 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Here's some work that surely needs doing.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

No need to get all confessional on us, John.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

If so Dan, you WANT:
ihttp://www.thaitravelclinic.com/images/colon.jpg
1http://www.icongrouponline.com/health/jacket/049700156X.jpg
http://www.healingdaily.com/colon-kidney-detoxification/hemorrhoids.jpg
http://myspace-212.vo.llnwd.net/00577/21/26/577326212_m.jpg

multixpost.

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

That dinosaur looks disturbingly like the one that performs with the popular Australian children's band The Wiggles.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

I think you grossly underestimate the resilience of my colon. It's a mistake made by many.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

"A healthy colon is the key to success!"

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

It's a mistake made by many.

Dan, that is one of the most sinister statements I've ever heard out of your mouth.

Hi suzy!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Hello! Will know my holiday plans shortly.

Flights weirdly expensive and I may be forced to fly Continental, which I have refused to do since I was in college and needed to change tickets to get home for a funeral. They demanded to see a death certificate: worse than tacky, but hey, that's Crate In The Sky for ya. The only way around it was for Vice Squad Uncle to call them with his police hat on, so of course they backed down, then he wrote ironically grovelling letter to CEO to have them make sure to 'thank' specific employees for their extremely thorough and forensic approach at such a sensitive time, innit.

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, you're assuming that the statement is coming our of his MOUTH.

PHEAR DAN'S SINISTER RESILIENT TALKING COLON. OR TYPING COLON. WAHTEVER.

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

My dad had the best 'yo mama' the other day:

"Your mama's so ugly she has to sneak up on her dinner."

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

You Are a Henna Gaijin!

[hennagaijin.jpg]

You're not Japanese, but you wish you were!

You can use chopsticks with your eyes closed, and you've memorized hundreds of Kanji.

You even answer your phone "moshi moshi."

While the number of anime videos you've seen is way higher than the number of dates you've been on, there's hope.

Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat.

What's Your Japanese Subculture?

"Play the sexy, mysterous gaijin, and you'll have plenty of Japanese meat."!??! This quiz makes me uncomfortable.

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Hentai!

― suzy (suzy), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:10 (nineteen years ago)

John, I wasn't assuming anything, I was merely maintaining a polite facade. Although the question of why I would bother with that at this point is probably relevant. (xxpost)

Suzy, I am glad you are coming home over the holidays and will hope to meet you - at the famous Bunny's, n'est-ce pas?

I refuse to think about Japanese meat.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Apparently, I have no choice.

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

Of course you do. Refuse to play the "sexy, mysterious gaijin." (Of course, this could be tricky, since Japanese women uniformly seem to think that all European-descended men with dark hair "look like Tom Cruise." They seemed to think this was a good thing.)

I'd be stunned and confused if you answered the phone with "moshi moshi," btw. I only do that if I know it is M4rn1e on the line.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

MOSHI MOSHI
HERE'S MY PENIS

(I know it doesn't rhyme)

(gotta run off and be in an opera now, laterz)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

He was practicing his solo there.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

Have a good weekend, Dan - and enjoy being in yer opera! Which apparently is some kind of Japanese porn thing. Interesting. Maybe I should rethink visiting you in the spring.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

Japanese NON-MIDGET porn thing, Sara. Not really up your alley (so to speak.)

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

John, please smack yourself in the head for me.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone else, please have a fabulous weekend.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

With midgets and ponies.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, I'm not here to judge.

And now I'm even in my silk twin sweater set. SCARY.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

"And now I'm even in my silk twin sweater set."

Is this code for something? Is this english? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS SENTENCE MEAN?

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

How do you make a sweater out of silk? Why would you wear two of them? HELP ME HERE, PEOPLE!

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

It means an ELEGANT time tonight. Oh yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

"set of silky sweater twins" would have been disturbing, but at least cognitively acceptable.

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

Silk can be knitted, John, don't be dim. (Hey, and it has tiny cables, too!) Two sweaters = one short sleeved one and then a matching cardigan.

Ned - thank you for knowing what the hell I'm talking about.

(THOUGHT TO CONSIDER LATER: WHY AM I EXPLAINING THIS TO JOHN?)

Essentially, I'm undercover here until I figure out who we are eating with and whether I can crack jokes (and what kind) or not.

Sitter should be here soon.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

Hiring someone to SIT on your children. So cruel.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

Who said the CHILDREN were being sat upon?

Mysteries abound.

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

(PSSST: generally the term we use is "lap dance", Sara.)

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

I dearly hope you two have children someday. Because payback is a bitch.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, I'm never letting my children give me lap dances. That's just wrong.

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Also, science does not yet allow for the possibilty of Ned and I having children. As a nursing student, it is important that you know this.

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

You can have the kids. I'll watch.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

It's good to know that even you have boundaries, John. (xpost)

Also, thanks for the nursing school tip. I will NOT speculate further.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:51 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, I hope you're addressing John. I've caught my limit.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

PS I'm sure the science will catch up with that soon.

(My god, the Talbots clothing is sucking my brains out...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

So you're dressed in elegant flesh-eating clothing. Dinner will be a hoot.

"Why is your sweater eating my wife?"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, I hope you're addressing John.

But of course. Him and his child-bearing hips.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 20 October 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL_W0QQitemZ330018057361QQcmdZViewItem

― John Justen, Jeff's mom, a shetland pony, and fifteen packages of Jello. (johnju, Friday, 20 October 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

TEST

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Friday, 20 October 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, that is just scary John.

So I had a very nice dinner - with crazy connections. The guy sitting next to me 1. went to St. Olaf, 2. coached and taught at Hastings High, and 3. went to high school in Northfield and so knows my friend R3n33. Also had odd conversation with him about Notre Dame football games. Post-dinner entertainment provided by Carleton players from Happy End, written by Brecht right after Threepenny Opera. (Hey, wait, the last play I saw at Carleton was Threepenny Opera...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 01:44 (nineteen years ago)

DRUNK :/

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 21 October 2006 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

"Japanese NON-MIDGET porn "
No such thing *owned*

Did you get ZPC?
Because...I didn't. Fell asleep on couch and that totally threw my day off.

ACTUAL HASTINGS RELATED NEWS!
Schizo-affective friend of mine(Rahb) and I are writing a script.
While it technically takes place in Black River Falls, we'll be shooting in Hastings for the most part.
I play a murderer who uses various knives.
Currently seeking willing vitims, co-stars, extras, and any assistance in securing good locations.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 21 October 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

I'm kind of having hysterics imagining you filming in my parent's backyard. Way to stir things up in the neighborhood! (It's not bad enough that my Dad is always telling me how he's going to kill the trees the neighbors have that are blocking "his view...")

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

HI GUYS

OPERA = KIND OF AWESOME

CHORUS = REALLY AWESOME

ME = NOT DRUNK ENOUGH YET

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 21 October 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

RUBY RED ABSOLUT = WONDERFUL

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 21 October 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

If anyone wants to start making fun of FB's hangover, you can probably start now. I have this on good authority from a trusted source.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 21 October 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

It is unfair that I can't embed a sound clip of "Baby Elephant Walk" for FB's enjoyment.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

So, a good time was had by all last night? And today it is rehydration therapy and Advil again. You guys crack me up.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Or Panacea, which would be funnier.

Today's contest - what song would be the best to make FB's head ring like a bell of blinding pain?

xpost: I was a good boy and stayed home and watched "Pinky and the Brain" on DVD.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

"Thousand" by Moby is my new choice.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

Well, what kind of music does he hate? There's your answer.

Jeez, even I had some red wine last night, John (it was v. good!). AND the babysitter had Jul1a asleep in bed when we got home, which is some kind of freaky miracle. College students have surprising talents.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

Oh wait, how about that horrible Xmas song that makes me want to commit murder, The Christmas Shoes. There's nothing loud about it, it's just 100% awful on every level.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

i am hungover too :/

― gbx (skowly), Saturday, 21 October 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

I didn't say I didn't drink, Sara. I just didn't drink the herculean amounts that I assume led to FB's fantastic drunken phone call at 10:00 last night.

xpost: Any requests, gbx?

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

I'm really sad that I didn't somehow hear that phone call.

I didn't say I didn't drink, Sara.

And now I know it's not a John Justen imposter posting this morning.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 14:15 (nineteen years ago)

Now I want FB to enjoy the dulcet tones of "Escape From Noise" - by Negativland. Or a Nuclear Blast compilation CD.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Oops, I Did it Again" - Britney Spears, followed by Bolero (my FIL hates Bolero; this is a test to see if FB does, too).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 14:27 (nineteen years ago)

Update: FB apparently still dead.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 15:51 (nineteen years ago)

So there's a ovarian cancer benefit tonight at the Uptown that FB (if he is breathing), subgenius, and I will all be attending. Good bands, good drinks, good times.

I am largely going due to my strong support for ovarian cancer.

COME DRINK WITH ME, MN PEEPLES!

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

I still like the Panacea suggestion. Youcould also do "Bombscare" by 2 Bad Mice or "Sick To Death" by Atari Teenage Riot.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 21 October 2006 16:20 (nineteen years ago)

How about all of them at once, played on 3 different stereos?

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

I LIKE THE CUT OF YER JIB, YOUNG MASTER JUSTEN

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 21 October 2006 16:24 (nineteen years ago)

I'm at my best when ruining the lives of my nearest and dearest.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

The hallmark of a Hastings upbringing!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 21 October 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

How true.

I sooooo want to go to the ovarian cancer thing. I just can't figure out how to do that. But that particular cancer is a fucking killer and it killed my grandmother when she was 54 and my only cool aunt when she was barely 45.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

I work tonight.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 21 October 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

John, HELP!
http://www.tkk.fi/Misc/Electronics/circuits/sync_r.html
What is "680E" in that circuit? it appears to be shown as a resistor(1k on the other line) but whats does E means????

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 21 October 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

I mean E doesn't look like Omega, and isn't near the O key...

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 21 October 2006 17:22 (nineteen years ago)

Assumption by the Eclipse team is that 680E = 680 Ohms using some odd nomenclature. Will research further...possibly a desgnation for carbon film?

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

After that bit of serious info, I bring you this:

http://photobucket.com/albums/v320/rosestuff/bigpussy.jpg

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

Well, that's a jpeg name that will scare off the "images off" crowd.

CLICK IT IT'S WORTH IT. SAFE FOR WORK.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

OMG I think that cat is bigger than my 4 year old daughter!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

FB, Dan and John, I have a favor to ask of you three. I have got to get over my fear of driving in the Cities. I will do so in one calendar year. You will help by reminding me that I'm not 82 yet, and if I'm still being ridiculous by October of 2007, you can mock me all you want.
(As if you are going to need my permission for mocking. All part of my PLAN, though.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

That's larger if not weightier than the youngest kid I work with.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 21 October 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.
SARA YOU ARE NOT YET 82.

Hope that helps.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".
SARA THE INDOLENT POOR AT NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR "FLY RIDE".

Figured that couldn't hurt either.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

So, still incorrigible today, I see.

I won't try to parse that second set of sentences. And I'll resist the temptation to use upcoming holiday season to give you a twin set. (Although the idea of John in a cardigan is weirdly entertaining.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

You don't have enough time to get pregnant with twins for the holidays, Sara.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for the offer though. I could probably train them to make me sandwiches.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

POISON sandwiches. Wait, no, that is what I would teach them.

Conveniently (well, for me anyway), I already have kids I can train to do this. Beware small R-Cs bearing offers of snacks.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www1.talbots.com/images/colorized/65122619_9001.jpg

The only twin set John is ever going to get from me. (The color, "orchid petal," would suit him so.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.timemachinego.com/linkmachinego/images2/shining-twins.jpg
WE MADE YOU SANDWICHES.

(note: not available in "orchid petal")

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

#1 Reason for what I said above. Those girls are clearly yours. But not mine. And I know better than to accept sandwiches from you or them without extensive lab analysis first.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 20:12 (nineteen years ago)

They're not John's.
Halloween's approaching, and they're not dressed like Brownshirts.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 21 October 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.costumes.org/shows/lysistrata/photos/3/MVC-027F.JPG

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Saturday, 21 October 2006 21:10 (nineteen years ago)

If FB isn't dead yet, that image is going to be what pushes him to the other side.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 21 October 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-032.vo.llnwd.net/01306/23/04/1306364032_l.jpg

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Saturday, 21 October 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

I demand to know why you guys are trying to kill FB! So cruel.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 22 October 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

That was uncalled for DD.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Sunday, 22 October 2006 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

Nightmare of the....night:
Ended with some dude explaining how this fish would be expensive in his home country(which didn't exist, by the way. imaginary fancy land of poor people), then SOMEHOW he was on a youtube video hanging a chiken off his dick, and someone on ILX called me a troll and edited me.

Welcome to the present....

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Sunday, 22 October 2006 13:45 (nineteen years ago)

Good day all. Yesterday was filled with Musical Stuff of the Rock and Otherwise Kind. And the Sun Ra Arkestra, who deservedly headlined.

Also I introduced a slew of folks to the glory that is LA's Shik Do Rak, Korean BBQ of a wonderful kind. To have it is to be glad you live around here and not in the backwaters of food doom (ie, Hastings).

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Sounds like fun, Ned! I am envious. Korean BBQ, that sounds interesting...

Also, I want to hear about the ovarian cancer benefit last night (did FB show up alive? - etc.).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 22 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Korean BBQ=Yakiniku

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

Korean BBQ=Yakiniku

Yes and in fact, no. Thus.

The current fad in Korean barbecue restaurants is the style of service called dduk bo sam, which means that along with your heaps of raw short ribs and piles of foliage, you are issued stacks of oiled rice noodles, about the size and shape of beer coasters, with which you can wrap grilled meat into plump little tacos with slivered scallions, raw garlic, chile paste, or a bit of the leftover kimchi from the next table. Shik Do Rak pioneered dduk bo rak in Koreatown, and at dinnertime its tables are filled with diners industriously constructing fancy noodle wraps that would probably be a big hit on Chinese dim sum carts.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Wow. I'm really glad I read that after lunch. Even so, I'm having serious food envy here.

We've had Korean food.... once, I think. At a place in Eagan, I think. Nowhere near as cool as what Ned/that article describe.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

I ate korean ysterday.
Served to my by Koreans at their place.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Sunday, 22 October 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

I hope you meant that you ate Korean FOOD. If not, I'm afraid that the authorities will become involved.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Sunday, 22 October 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

Well if I'd said 3 yearsago instead of yesterday, it would be true, and legal under recent revisions to the legal statutes.
Also, only 1/4mile from where I ate the korean food yesterday.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Sunday, 22 October 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

I feel sure that I shouldn't be laughing at these comments. And yet I...just...can't...stop...myself.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Sunday, 22 October 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

John, EHX has many many new pedals, most are smaller versions of current/old pedals. Clone theory, Smal stone is ACTUALLY SMALL(Phase 90 size), 2 new metal Muffs(one with two knobs and 3 pos scoop)...

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 23 October 2006 00:42 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS THE BEST AQUA TEEN EVER.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 23 October 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE GOOD REVIEWS:

http://www.boston.com/news/globe/living/articles/2006/10/23/musical_charms_carry_mozarts_clemenza/

http://www.operaonline.us/clemenzaob.htm

http://theedge.bostonherald.com/artsNews/view.bg?articleid=163476

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:23 (nineteen years ago)

"Singer Dan Perry, described in the program as a 'Minnesota love god,' lived up to his billing with his remarkable solo reinterpretation of "Drop It Like It's Hot" mashed up with "Erotic City"..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

(More seriously, congratulations! Fame, fortune, etc.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:25 (nineteen years ago)

Laurels at your feet, son of Hastings.

So is this the one where the Farmer and the Rancher can be friends, or is it the one about that dude from the Bible with the tripped out wardrobe?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

Coach Dave and the Amazing Technicolour MANhunt

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, better than singing cops!

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

"Don't Cry For Me Christian Soldiers..."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ya got trouble, folks, right here in River City with a capital "T" and that rhymes with "P" and that stands for "separation of church and state"

(trouble trouble trouble trouble)

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:12 (nineteen years ago)

I am the most famousest chorister ever!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

A good chorus, like a good orchestra, knows when to take the lead and when to lay back.

PERVERTALISM.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

OK, I have no idea what this "pervertalism" is. Can somebody explain the etymology of this ilxism?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:32 (nineteen years ago)

When ILE and ILM were young, there was a large contingent who were all about the UK hardcore/breakbeat scene from the early 90s. One of the more respected acts from that era was named Sonz of a Loop Da Loop Era; among their hooks was ending song titles with the suffix "-ism"/"izm" ("Peace and Loveism", "Calm Downizm", "Freedomism", "Skratchadelikizm"). This worked itself into the the ILX lexicon in various ways but the usage that really took off was "pervertalism", a knowing twist on the word "perversion".

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

AND THAT IS WHER BABIES CUM FROM

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

~~FROM~~ ON.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

Congrat on the reviews Dan!!! VERY awesome. I will look forward to the World Tour!

FB, I've been mourning the fact that I couldn't make it Friday night all weekend. Glad to see you're still alive!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

It could be Zombie FB.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

LOL MORE BRAINS IML!

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

Just don't bury him in the cemetery behind my house. I don't want to have to fend him off. (Random zombies also not welcome.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:45 (nineteen years ago)

Unrandom zombies = the best!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:47 (nineteen years ago)

NO ZOMBIES. I like the cemetery quiet. I'm old-fashioned that way.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://horrorfiend.freeservers.com/knots6.jpg

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e45/kinky_communist/jesus2.jpg

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

Well, one of them allegedly did come back from the dead...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bd/Mjthriller.jpg/300px-Mjthriller.jpg

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

Amazing how prescient that look was.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, sure, now post zombies who are better dancers than me. Now that hurts. (xpost)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 15:59 (nineteen years ago)

someone clean my catbox, because I don wanna.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 23 October 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Zombie Michael Jackson is on the case!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bd/Mjthriller.jpg/300px-Mjthriller.jpg

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for the history lesson, Dan. That was much more straight forward than I imagined.

And now, 14 minutes of your life disappeared: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MThEoxSWURA

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

Zombie Michael Jackson is on the case!

HAhaha, beautiful. :-)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

OMG with LEGOS...

What my family is doing Saturday morning:

http://www.teamortho.us/MonsterDash2006.aspx

(FB, you should join us; I will be walking with 4lex; A. and Jul1a will be far ahead. You could help me move 4l3x along! We're going to meet a couple of other friends there and have breakfast - more like brunch - out afterward. Oh yeah, they give out tons of candy, too.)

ALSO, Saturday night A. and I are seeing the Pet Shop Boys. Any suggestions for where we should eat? We're at a loss.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

A RESTAURANT

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:13 (nineteen years ago)

ONE WITH FOOD

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

It is an aggravating fact that you two are on separat coasts. Cuz I'd love to knock your heads together!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bigredtoybox.com/articles/stretch.jpg

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:24 (nineteen years ago)

Do you like Sushi?

XPOST!

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

It is an aggravating fact that you two are on separat coasts. Cuz I'd love to knock your heads together!

SADIST

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Yes, sushi is a GOOD thing. (xpost)

Ned, you're not the first person to call me that and I'm sure you won't be the last.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/fetlas/blog/sadeness.jpg

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

Doo-doo-DE-dooooo.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

FB - re: sushi - we have been to Origami, Saji-Ya, Sakura and Kikugawa (the last one numerous times). I think the last two times we went out for dinner, one was sushi - that was Origami - and then for our anniversary we went to Ristorante Luci.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

But this is midwest sushi made from walleyes. You are not tasting the true goodness.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Okay ew.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

Dan and Ned - now you've given me the impulse to choreograph a duet for you two to the music of Enigma. This would be much more painful than me knocking your heads together, guaranteed.

xpost

NED - EW on the walleye. EW BAD BAD BAD

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

See, that's why I live out here. Mercury poisoning be damned.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sos.state.mn.us/student/artwork/Walleye.gif

I'M IN UR SUSHI
GIVIN' U TURBOSHITS

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

That is one ugly fish. What's with you people from there?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, MY EYES!!!

I have always avoided any sushi advertised as "Minnesotan."

And Ned, I'm sure the mercury has beneficial as well as detrimental effects. (I might be lying.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE I AM FISHERGUY FROM BRAINERD AND ME LIKE GETTING ET BY SKEETERS WHILE FISHING FOR UGLY ASS WALLEYES SO I CAN SUCK OUT DERE BRANES.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, try Nami. Or, for something completely different, go to the Tripple Rock Social Club and get the Cooks Revenge.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

get the Cooks Revenge

Saucy.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, you have aged so recently. And taken up fishing? What's next?

FB, "Cooks Revenge?" Ummmmm...???

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Hi, my name's Ned and I live in the most souless place on earth.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, you have aged so recently. And taken up fishing? What's next?

Bad cheese and swill beer with deep-fried minitacos. I know what constitutes your 'cuisine.'

Hi, my name's Ned and I live in the most souless place on earth.

Are you mad? There's a rich harvest of evil souls to be made around here! I intend to retire on the profits.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:44 (nineteen years ago)

...and my poop looks like my face because my face is made of poop because I was born in a toilet and I'm stupid.

― Ned "Jerkface" Raggett (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

I always thought Antarctica would have to be the most souless (soulless? soul-less?) place on earth. LA is only the second most...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- :-D

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, you're adorable.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

The Cooks Revenge never disappoints. However, you will be enjoying your dinner to the smell of beer-sodden punks and the sounds of Iron Maiden and Bad Brains.

My fave for breakfast and dinner.

Also, any Walleye you order in a restaurant is probably Zander, not Walleye. I prefer sunfish, panfried within minutes of being cleaned.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

I prefer to capitalize some species of fish and not others. I will let you unravel my super-secret hidden message.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

I like when I can find a picture that sums up my feelings toward multiple discussions on this thread:

http://www.stillwateronlineforum.com/images/gh/catfish_noodling.gif

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Bad Brains, LOL...

I only ordered Walleye once in my memory, and I regretted it.

I do see the appeal of the sunfish, as you describe, but past experience with being in situations where that would be possible suggest that I should just stay home. (Did I never tell you about the time when my Dad suggested I pee off the side of a boat - this was when I was maybe 11? HELLO DAD, girls can't just do that!)

Super-secret hidden message huh. I'm clueless! Is it that you like to eat walleye brains while listening to Iron Maiden?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:58 (nineteen years ago)

Why you LOL @ Bad Brains?

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

I had sushi for lunch today! It was... adequate.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

Ugggg, John. Yuck.

I still have extra cupcakes, btw. I have to meet my cousin at Cafe Latte at 8 - class ends at 7:10, but if you want I can drop some off for you, P3rry, and whoever else you want to feed them to. (I am desperately trying to foist cupcakes on people now. SAD.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

And I LOL at Bad Brains because I had forgotten they existed. I am kind of laughing at myself. But I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:00 (nineteen years ago)

I am currently eating a Triple Rock breakfast burrito. PHEAR MY LUCKITUDE!

I like cupcakes. But I work until 7:00, and don't get home until about 7:30, so it might be difficult.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

At one point, wasn't "cupcake" a slang term for "breast"? Or was it the other way around?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Eating breakfast burrito for lunch!? Shocking.

Up to you wrt cupcakes. (I'm not entirely sure how far your place is from St. Cate's and I'm always amazed at how long it takes me to drive down Grand Avenue.) If P3rry is around I could hand them off to him as well. If not - well, I will be getting fatter!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://media.graytvinc.com/images/big+catfish.jpg

I had forgotten that, Dan, but yes. It may have been localized, though, much like the strange and glorious "HOT SOD!"

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

I think both "cupcake" and "muffin" were terms that generally applied to the entire woman.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

I promise I won't be dropping my breasts off at John's place. Or anywhere else for that matter. But thanks for making me consider throwing out my muffin pans, DAN.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Ugggg, John. Yuck.

I still have extra breasts, btw. I have to meet my cousin at Cafe Latte at 8 - class ends at 7:10, but if you want I can drop some off for you, P3rry, and whoever else you want to feed them to. (I am desperately trying to foist breasts on people now. SAD.)

-- Sara R-C (sr...) (webmail), October 23rd, 2006. (link)

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And I LOL at Bad Brains because I had forgotten they existed. I am kind of laughing at myself. But I'm sure you wouldn't know anything about that.

-- Sara R-C (sr...) (webmail), October 23rd, 2006. (link)

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I am currently eating a Triple Rock breakfast burrito. PHEAR MY LUCKITUDE!

I like breasts. But I work until 7:00, and don't get home until about 7:30, so it might be difficult.

-- John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjuste...) (webmail), October 23rd, 2006. (link)

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Eating breakfast burrito for lunch!? Shocking.

Up to you wrt breasts. (I'm not entirely sure how far your place is from St. Cate's and I'm always amazed at how long it takes me to drive down Grand Avenue.) If P3rry is around I could hand them off to him as well. If not - well, I will be getting fatter!

-- Sara R-C (sr...) (webmail), October 23rd, 2006. (link)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Today's theme is Food Euphemisms for Body Parts.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

BTW, what is "muffin pans" a euphemism for?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I shudder to think what "breakfast burrito" is!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

I'm never going into my kitchen again.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

What is "kitchen" a euphemism for?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know, I just know it would be safer not to ask.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

It's where you keep your muffin pans. Wink wink.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:17 (nineteen years ago)

Right next to the oven?!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Oh dear. This isn't getting any better for you, Sara.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

kitchen = female reproductive complex
muffin pans = labia
oven = womb
kitchen sink = vagina

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

I kill myself now.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

OH AND NED:
http://www.ss.ca.gov/museum/map/eaandreas.jpg

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

John is so right about that.

(Did I just write those words?)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

"I'll throw in everything but the kitchen sink." has just become a far more fascinating classified ad phrase.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

In fact, that is exactly what I think about every time I'm in SF and I ride the Bay Area Rapid Transit (I refuse to use the common way of referring to that on this thread).

xpost

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/newanswers.php?board=1&hot=true

FUCK YOU CHICAGO.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Whereas the garbage disposer is a more general metaphor for the temporary chemical imbalance that frequently leads to a proposal of marriage.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

It's not the pooper?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

It kind of smells like a pooper.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

How am I supposed to keep a straight face in anatomy class people? Huh?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, your pooper smells like deteriorating vegetable matter?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, have you ever smelled deteriorating vegetable matter???? Smells like shit.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

Only if it's been shoved up your ass.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

So then the dividing wall between the two sinks is the taint?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

And I respect your personal choices of entertainment, whatever they may be.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

I go away for lunch and I come back to people talking about their extra chocolate-covered breasts and vegetables rammed up poopers. HASTINGS IS THE WAY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

But not paved with good intentions.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Paved with...????

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

Paved with sex fiends (for that 'special glow.')

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

John, tell your knock knock joke (inspired by dude at party who went to school with sex fiend).

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:43 (nineteen years ago)

"Knock knock.
Who's there?
Morrissey.
Morrissey who?
See, I told you I didn't have any friends!"
--The Fantastic Morrissey Knock-Knock Joke, from the comic strip Great Pop Things

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:45 (nineteen years ago)

Of course, since the car is generally considered to be a metaphor for the penis, the garage has to be the vagina, because nobody tries to drive their car in and out of the kitchen sink.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

What about S4r4h Stud3nsk1?

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA. S4ra knows a propper vagina when she sees it.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

Stu, and with an "h" (not RC).

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

I'm just saying that someone who drove their car into the side of a house is likely to be someone who would try to drive a car into the kitchen sink, is all.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:55 (nineteen years ago)

And an improper vagina?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

"Improper Vagina" sounds like a misguided answer song to "Detachable Penis".

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

All I'm saying is that the kitchen will get a big surprise when S4r4h tries to drive her car into the garbage disposal.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

(And I believe that answers Ned's question as well.)

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

"Tonight on "Car Talk," removing your unwanted parts from the disposal."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Peanut butter jar or lightbulb?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:09 (nineteen years ago)

S4r4h Stu is funny. She once told me that "Sarah" - spelled with an "h" - means "princess," while "Sara" - spelled with no "h" - meant "witch."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

A few other kitchen implements for your consideration: meat tenderizer, lemon zester, ice cream scoop, cookie cutter, and of course, funnel.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

I can't hear or read the word "scoop" without remembering a gross story.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- For some reason I first read that as "Nazi tenderizer."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

Ned - now you know why my cooking is so questionable.

Appropriate for this forum or no? (Although one has to wonder what constitutes NOT appropriate at this point.) xpost

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Mmmm, I love slow-cooked ribs; the Nazi just falls right off the bone.

The gross story (inappropriate for everywhere but what the hey):

Dude is getting it on with a woman he just met. Since this is the late 80s and people weren't fully clued into the safe sex thing yet, they are relying on her pill as birth control. After he finishes, he pulls out and rolls off of her. She immediately pulls up her knees reaches down and does a big *SCOOP* through her vagina with her right hand, which she then holds out to him and asks, "Want some?"

They never hooked up again.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

"So what's in your homemade sausages?"

"Only the best."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

(You have to imagine the full-on onamonapoetic *SCOOP* noise to get the full impact of that story. Or maybe not.)

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0001047027.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.worth1000.com/entries/36500/36896pvuk_w.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, that was pretty bad, even without onamonapoea.

That being said, I know that if I ever wind up all alone on a desert island, I will be able to gross myself out at will by recalling your many stories, Dan. I'm sure that would be a comfort.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

It's like Stockholm syndrome...IN YOUR MIND.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

*SCOOP*

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for an entertaining... conversation, guys. I must be off to the land of much more mundane anatomy.

And Dan, I really hope you haven't ruined ice cream for me.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Can someone please just delete this thread?

I was thinking of banning him soon, but I don't think there are any online quizzes left to take on his complaining thread.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

It's up to you. He might squabble a bit.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

hey y'all.

this thread moves too fast. i can't keep up.

this made me laugh on the internet!

http://www.shrovetuesdayobserved.com/flight.html

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Morbius is like a really loud thing that isn't any fun.

This puts him outside of my usual Venn diagram of "loud things".

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

Ah Hugo Gernsback.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

HAHAHA. Matt, that is awesome.

“I can hardly believe we’re already in another city,” said Ann. “Just four hours ago we were in Chicago.”

“We’re not quite there!” corrected Roger. “We’re in the airport, which is some distance from the city, since it requires a good deal of space on the ground, and because of occasional accidents. From here we’ll take a smaller vehicle into the city.”

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT RUIN THIS THREAD WITH MORBIUS TALK, JOHN.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Monday, 23 October 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

Candyman...Candyman...CANDYMAN!

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:17 (nineteen years ago)

Ann had changed into her travelling outfit, which consisted of a light shirt in polycarbon-derived artifical fabric, which showed off her pert figure, without genetic enhancements, and dark blue pants made of textiles. Her attractive brown hair was uncovered.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

M@tt, that is pretty fucking awesome.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

WTF Walleyes are great fish to eat! Just not as sushi obviously. It's not like they're bottom feeders or anything (is that all they eat in southern states? if so why).

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

Minnesota Fish and Chips is normally Walleye, right?

If so, Walleye is AWESOME.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

FISHING
http://www.horreur-web.com/bloodhook.jpg
Made in, and set in Minnesota.
By 50% of MST3K.

Also, the Cook's revenge HAS disappointed me. POTATO FAJITAS??? WHAT? I know it's a moderately Irish bar, but SHIT!

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

My new knock-knock joke, as requested up thread:

Knock-Knock

Who's there?

Representative Mark Foley.

Representative Mark Foley who?

Hello. My name is Mark Foley and I am required by law to inform you that I am a level three...

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: COOK'S REVENGE IS ALWAYS AWESOME YOU BLASPHEMER!

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

i can eat the hell out of some walleye, boy.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:14 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think THAT is legal in this state, M@tt.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

He didn't say "i can eat the hell our of some walleyed boy."

Cuz that just ain't right.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

our=out.

sans typo=funnier.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

Well, that's legal, depending on........whatever.
I still win.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

We really need to nail down a shared definition of this "win" word you keep using.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

I have another favorite joke for today:

Q: Why do goth girls wear corsets?

A: Because they're fat.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

when i eat out a walleyed boy, everybody wins!

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:30 (nineteen years ago)

If that isn't a fantastic new username for you, M@tt, I don't know what is.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:31 (nineteen years ago)

(I really should remember that most people want usernames that DON'T inspire revulsion and disgust. To each their own.)

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

where did yr new handle come from?

delta burke used to be totes hot on that HBO football show First & 10

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

when i eat out a walleyed boy, everybody wins!

http://www.blaskan.nu/Bilder/marty_feldman.jpg

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://files.myopera.com/Chyren/files/MartyFeldmanIgor.jpg

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:44 (nineteen years ago)

oh lord what hath i done?

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 23 October 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/WHOLESALE-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL_W0QQitemZ330039628456QQihZ014QQcategoryZ52536QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Monday, 23 October 2006 23:35 (nineteen years ago)

By the expression on Marty's face, I'd say, "A good job."

(xpost)

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - my problem with ordering something called "Cook's Revenge" is that I don't know what is in it. I'm not unadventurous when it comes to food, I'm just saying I like to know what it is I'm eating a bit in advance.

Isn't MN fish and chips cod? (Of course I also hate cod because of horrible fish on Fridays cooked by my mother, who, by the way, is a worse cook than even me.)

FB - thanks for the random cell phone chat - sorry my phone died. I think we need to get together and vent about politics. My cousin was amused by my side of the conversation.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

THE WHOLE POINT OF A COOK'S REVENGE IS THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IS IN IT, BUT IT IS GOOD!

BE STRONG AND MANLY/FEMININELY.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.miniarcade.com/img/games/bandai/wonderborg_box_s2.jpg

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 06:57 (nineteen years ago)

BE STRONG AND MANLY/FEMININELY.

Ha ha, I gave birth without painkillers once. I have nothing left to prove here!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 12:17 (nineteen years ago)

Yes you do -- raising your kids without painkillers.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 13:05 (nineteen years ago)

For me or for them?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

"Painkillers" != "switches and whips"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

Painkillers make you stupid. Switches and whips effects are not as bad.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 13:46 (nineteen years ago)

Religion, meaningless sex with faceless strangers (or the neighbor kid. Here's to you, Mrs RC...), various expensive habbits, domestic violence, biting sarcasm and psychological undermining of relatives and friends, charity, the usual cornucopia of prescription drugs, weed, coke, gin; etc.

It's like life gives you a grab-bag of solutions. Go ahead, you've earned it.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

ATTENTION HASTINGS THREAD, I HAVE BEEN INFORMED OF AN ENEMY TO ALL THAT IS RIGHT AND GOOD WITH THE WORLD:

Defend the Indefensible: "I've Been Eating (For You)" - Bright Eyes

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

FB, stop spying on me. (Apparently living an hour away is not enough!)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

Dan is not overstating his case.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, did you wake up with a pod beside your bed this morning?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

if you order fish & chips it's usually cod.

walleye will probably be identified as walleye (and more expensive than normal fish and chips)

UNLESS! YOU ARE AT A RESTAURANT THAT HAS ILLICITLY SUBSTITUTED YOUR WALLEYE FOR ZANDER!!!! THIS WAS A BIG SCANDAL THAT CHANNEL 9 BROUGHT TO LITE!

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

Cannibals!

http://rambi1.punt.nl/upload/Robin_Zander1.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:22 (nineteen years ago)

Fish scandals - so Minnesota! M@tt, you have inspired me to watch channel 9 news more often.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

M@tt can eat the hell out of some Robin Zander, boy.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

Sara - NO. YOU"LL REGRET IT.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:33 (nineteen years ago)

John, I'm amused by your warning. Is this because of that Poltergeist thing? ("I need two tennis balls, a length of rope, and a magic marker.")

Have you been to the OTHER SIDE?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

"I'm going!"
"You've never done this before!"
"Neither have you!"
"......You're right; you go!"

THAT is my favorite moment in that movie.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 15:44 (nineteen years ago)

my love for robin zander is chaste.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

SO FAR.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

And of course, the first image that pops into my mind is a Walleye wearing a chastity belt.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Of course, that's what any sane and rational person would think of.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

See?

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

Oh dear.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

Why is this showing up on the first page of Ned's GIS of "fish sex"?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/1573440280.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.gif

I think women are getting some bad information, here.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.br-online.de/bayern3/musik/meilensteine/80er/artikel/jackson-michael-bad/foto/jackson_michael_bad_200_200_sony.jpg

Zombie Michael Jackson is on the case!

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

"And then he came at me with a halibut."

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

Worst threesome ever.

― Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:THRILLERghouls.jpg

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Zombies
http://wakingupcorky.tripod.com/

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Possible Hastings thread motto: Ruining the Sex Lives of Our Friends With Horrible Connections

(you may add in "For Fun and Profit," except that it seems like it is more just for fun...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

What connections? Please explain. I think you're the only one making connections here.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

Mental connections! "Halibut" plus "zombie" plus "Michael Jackson" plus "anal sex" is pretty disturbing. Of course I might be the only one with this opinions... also, still reeling from yesterday's SCOOP story. Thought about telling it to A. Then decided to just not.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

OMG, gross. You're disgusting.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

Well, that's not news.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

HAPPY HUMP DAY!
http://newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/10/3564000/ngbbs417b90e42ad64.jpg

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

Doctor Cat
http://www.productesdelaterra.cat/images/067.jpg
http://www.billymonks.com/DrCat.jpg
Norweigen Cat
http://www.animal-dr.com/images/norwegian-forest-cat-0010.jpg

Skull-Peeling Cat
http://disabled-parking.com/images/d/demonickitty.jpg

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 12:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cvm.missouri.edu/Images/news-images/cat-skull.jpg
http://bobbleheads.no/catalog/images/SkullCat.jpg
http://static.flickr.com/44/136352184_ddc2d1e4f0_m.jpg
http://www.cthulhulives.org/Game57%20Dirt/thing.jpg
http://www.liquidguru.com/tonihtm/TonyWorld/TonyWorldImages/Images/h.jpg
http://cscwww.cats.ohiou.edu/~jcon/Ohayocon2k4/Cat%20from%20Azumanga%20Daoih.jpg
http://www.mikefullerton.com/blog/content/binary/flying_cat.jpg
http://cache.gizmodo.com/gadgets/images/D2B82391280CEACEA79235DB56906466.jpg

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

I want someone to turn that flying cat pic into an animated gif.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

This thread makes me realize how glad I am that I have boring cats.

But happy Hump Day to you all!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://www.gay-hump-day.de/flyermotiv.jpg

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 17:40 (nineteen years ago)

Who needs flying cats when you have...

Pigeon-eating pelicans!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

Don't bother clicking my link. I'm just bored.

Better:
http://onsbol.com/flash/gif/hump%20day.jpg

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

"Clicking my link" = today's new euphemism?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my, it's a MEAT HAT

http://www.designboom.com/trash/img/40.jpg

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Add it to the lexicon:
http://www.wfmu.org/LCD/18/houndsdirty.html

xpost: GAH MEATHAT!

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.hatsofmeat.com/

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:05 (nineteen years ago)

LOL AT THE BRISKET YARMULKE

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/meathat2.jpg

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

I think the meat hat would be less horrifying if it were cooked meat. I could be wrong, however.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

Well, in one fell swoop you have destroyed any attachment I had to the double entendre of "Meathat".

My meathat would be much more horrifying if it were cooked. Certainly to me.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

The dangers of double entendres become clearer every day with you people. Just remember, of all of us, I have the least dirty mind. (Which I realize isn't saying much, but still. You'd think it would go without saying that I'm not advocating anyone cook any of their own body parts.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

Well, I'm certainly not going to let anyone other than me cook them.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

This is giving me flashbacks to the story about the German cannibal. (Not F4bi4an)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, "Meathat" is a euphemism for John's couch, you pervert.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, the cannibal:

"I'm sorry for eating that one guy."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

HI DERE
http://www.newcriminologist.co.uk/uploads/Untitled-42.jpg

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I am really really sad that picture of Jess is gone.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Also Moloko rocks balls.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

Who did Jess eat?

Dan, I assume the discovery of Moloko rocking balls is not a new thing for you, right?

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

x-post -- Do You Like My Tight Sausage?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:48 (nineteen years ago)

Where is that ILEpitaphs thread when you need it?

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Isn't there a lovely story in Stephen King's Skeleton Crew collection about surviving on eating one's own flesh? HAPPY.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Meanwhile, best film review in a while. Takes a bit but worth it.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, I assume the discovery of Moloko rocking balls is not a new thing for you, right?

OF COURSE NOT

However I have their best-of album with me and I've been grooving to it for the past 50 minutes (although it doesn't have "Dominoid" on it, wtf).

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Why is Dan suddenly an Android Cat?

(Also, have good afternoons all, I'm off to a fun evening of dissecting sheep brains.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

You really should get a new hobby, Sara.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, it is my SUPERHERO NAME!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Interestingly enough, "WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL" is my superhero name.

The dashes are hard to pronounce.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

GAWD "Forever More" IS SO AWESOME

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

My superhero name is "Uberman mit einem Fleischhut"

http://static.flickr.com/97/279335063_9f282446a7.jpg?v=0

― liebst meinen fleischhut (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

"Lieb mein Fleischhut! Mach sich froh!"

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:09 (nineteen years ago)

Fleischhutliebe!

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

Like a volkswagen commercial, but with meathats.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Your search - Fleischhutliebe - did not match any documents.

Etymologists take note!

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Neologist.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Just an etymologist with a head start.

― Coach Dave (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

Looking forward to today being the day this slips off the new answers page:

Noise admins still waiting for their first pubic hairs

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

Dude, that thread is hysterical! Morbo pitches a bitch fit so everyone keeps his thread alive with stupid Internet quizzes, causing more intermittent fits that are largely ignored!

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:49 (nineteen years ago)

IT IS CHALLENGING HSTNGSTHRD FOR POPULAR SUPREMACY. DOWNGRADE!

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Are you still locked out of the noise board?

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

No, but someonez named JON took my mod privs away ;_;

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

My Shit from the eBay jackass arrived.
Some of them work.
They seem to be the work of a Pawn Shop Scrounger. buy low, sell high, sell things you bought As-Is as 'untested as-is."
Fucker. late shipment, dickhead throughout, called me rude for not being tactful to someone who was lazy and fucked with me, PACKED ELECTTONICS BY WRAPPING THEM IN A SINGLE PLY OF BROWN PAPER AND SOME JUST IN A PLASTIC BAG. Then shoved it in a box with one more piece of paper.

LOSER.
I now repost some of this in ILG so people avoid him.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

I...didn't for perticular reasons.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

I got one more thing to work.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 22:38 (nineteen years ago)

On the upside I got some things from japan.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

Funny CATZ hurting themselves videos (sometimes injuring children A+++++!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cCdoXIlKMw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZDG_05fhzA

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Thursday, 26 October 2006 02:21 (nineteen years ago)

kitties talk like this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLwEktLK3Yk&NR

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Thursday, 26 October 2006 02:39 (nineteen years ago)

Back! Yay, no dissection necessary. Just looking. (So does just looking at sheep brains count as a "new hobby?" Because it is true that I have not done so before... at least I don't think so.)

I like Dan's superhero name, but I want to hear about his superpowers. John and FB... no need to tell me your superhero powers. I already know too much.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 26 October 2006 02:52 (nineteen years ago)

Fuck.
I just spent like an hour tying to get the drawer on a CD drive to work.
No.
Just...no.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 26 October 2006 05:41 (nineteen years ago)

Those cat videos. Tears in my eyes.

I miss kitties.

― Fleischhutliebe! (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 26 October 2006 12:33 (nineteen years ago)

Just watched the cat videos - very fun. It's too bad my cats are so old; Cutty Sark is sort of like a warm, furry meatloaf. She did try to get into the shower with me recently. Cats do not like hot water.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

Cutty Sark is sort of like a warm, furry meatloaf

So much wrong. (Ergo, so much right.)

Sara to her kids: "You are both like warm, hairless MEATLOAFS."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

This thread is like a mad pervert MEATLOAF.

― Fleischhutliebe! (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:42 (nineteen years ago)

MEATLOAFHAT

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

John justen is like a drunk, hairy MEATLOAF.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't that be "meatloaves?"

My kids are not much like my cats. For one thing, my kids don't sleep nearly as much.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:53 (nineteen years ago)

Er - xpost!

(I'm not to judge if John is like one meatloaf or more than one.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Ned Raggett is like a smart-ass librarian MEATLOAF.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Wouldn't that be "meatloaves?"

You're the one comparing pets to agglomerations of ground beef; you have no room to raise petty grammar complaints!

Ned Raggett is like a smart-ass librarian MEATLOAF.

I've got the hair!

http://www.bookcase.com/~claudia/mt/archives/Meat%20Loaf.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 October 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

The resemblance is striking!

Whenever I think of Meat Loaf, I think of that scene in Rocky Horror Picture Show where he's about to be served for dinner and someone raises a glass with, "A toast - to absent friends!"

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 26 October 2006 14:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Osiylcnrhqo
Kitties talk like this.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Thursday, 26 October 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.edringtongroup.com/img/brands/cuttySark.jpg

SARA, I'M GOING TO DRINK YOUR CAT.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://i5.ebayimg.com/02/i/07/a4/e7/84_1_b.JPG

THEN I WILL TURN YOUR CAT INTO A LAMP.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.buddel.de/bs/phs253.jpg

OR INSERT A SHIP INTO IT.

― John Justen, WholeSale-Lot-8-DELTA-BURKE-Thong-Panties-QUEEN-XL (johnjusten), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, what is it that you won't do for love?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

That.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

I'd do anything for love, but I won't insert a model ship into Sara's cat/
Oh, i'd do anything for love...

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

TEST.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Who would guess that our usernames point towards the exact same post?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

My poor kitty. She's really not up to battling it out with you two.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 26 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Vic Chesnut has been sleeping with your cat!

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 26 October 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

Your cat is a whore.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Thursday, 26 October 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

Morris the Ho

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 26 October 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

My poor innocent cat's honor has been impugned by you! Well, I'm sure she'd be offended if she was awake enough to realize much of anything.

I need to buy an ashtray. I let C4th1e chain smoke in my garage this morning and all I had to offer her was a small glass (soon to be tossed out or put on permanent ashtray duty, I guess).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 26 October 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

You can wash glasses, you know.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Thursday, 26 October 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

This is not something I actually know from experience, but I did see it on the food network once.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Thursday, 26 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, yeah, I could wash it, but then I'd have to keep it. I don't like that glass.

Food network is dangerous. Watch that kind of food porn and suddenly you start thinking bizarre cake competitions seem like a good idea. I'm just warning you, John, because I don't want you to wake up someday hoping to make a cake in the shape of a favorite band or musical instrument. Also, it's best not to take Martha Stewart too seriously.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 26 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Also, it's best not to take Martha Stewart too seriously.

You're living like it's still 9/10/2001.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Thursday, 26 October 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

You're right, there is an element of International Threat there. (I like her recipes and all, but there is a Martha Cult out there. I just don't want to hear that any of you have joined.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Thursday, 26 October 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Food Network made me think I could cook...

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 27 October 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

I never make that mistake. Cooking has two problems: too much chopping, and more importantly, it is too imprecise. While I never minded mixing things in chemistry lab and feeling a bit mad-science-y, it was never something you were going to eat. Baking is easier because it is precise and hard to screw up. Sadly, you cannot live on cookies and muffins.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

Baking needs a humidistat to be preicise.

I dare you to make a cake that looks like this.
http://larkinthemorning.com/images/350/ocd008.jpg
and yes that's an instrument.
And would probably make a great hookha.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 27 October 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

Looking at that thing again, I think it would be a better bong.
hmm....
I should make an instrument out of a bong.
out of...17 bongs.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 27 October 2006 02:34 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry babe, I can't take that dare. I'm one of those people who thinks that cakes that look fancy and interesting are likely to taste bad. I'd rather spend time on taste than looks.

But you should try it if you want to. Or your bong plan. Whatever.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://cgi.ebay.com/Lords-of-Thunder-MINT-Sega-CD_W0QQitemZ130034017993QQihZ003QQcategoryZ62053QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewI
I will do many many degrading and not degrading things in order to ensure reciept of this (or just about any sega 8-16 bit thing) for my birthday.
This is my favorite game EVER, followed in a close second my the first Sonic game.
I'm now going to prepare for Whiskey Sleep.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Friday, 27 October 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

J. is home sick from preschool today with a mild stomach flu. And I've had to cancel having people over tonight because of that (and after I bought extra BOOZE!). :(

MN residents, what are your thoughts on the proposed transportation amendment?

FB, can you give me instructions on how to make a proper martini?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

gin or vodka + vermouth. Drink. Fuck that stupid olive crap.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

A propper martini is made with gin, but you can substitute vodka for the philistines.

Pour less than a capful of dry vermouth into the glass and swish it around. There should be just enough to coat the glass with very little pooled at the botom (roughly half a capful).

Pour gin over ice and shake.

Pour the chilled gin into your glass, and add an olive or two.

For people who like their martini a little dirty, just a splash of olive juice (easy to overdo).

You can also get tipsy olives, which are infused with vermouth, and skip adding any extra vermouth.

I have never had anyone complain about a dry martini. Use just enough vermouth to hint at a modification of the gin flavour.

For people who like a really dry martini, pour any excess vermouth out of the glass, or just threaten the glass with a bottle of dry vermouth to scare it a little.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

That's right, if you don't want philistines in your martini, you can substitute vodka.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

A gin martini without olives is a total waste of a martini.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

I make my martinis with water, 7up and Vienna sausages.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

Uggggg, Ned. (Why does that remind me of that gas station near Roadside Park, though? That is JUST WRONG.)

Thanks for instructions and also for making me laugh at you guys. I shall always know where to go when I need strong opinions about booze.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

The olive is the warm beating heart of the Martini.

Dan Perry, Choirister, Mixologist, Renaisance Man.

Ned, I am going to have to substitute vodka for you.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:52 (nineteen years ago)

Describing something as a "warm beating heart" does not make me want to drink it! I'm just saying.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

But it's so cute. It's like the Schmoo of beverages.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

Vodka sausages?

The other day I had one of my favorite MST3K lines stuck in my head, from the episode Bloodlust!, about a crazed millionaire who hunts down people on his island (ie Dan in a few years). Two victims kiss and Tom says: "Your lips are like crisp, delicious BACON."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

Mmmmmm, bacon.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

The Most Dangerous Game, but gone horribly wrong. I will have to see that one.

Mmmmm, bacon. (Scarily, I wrote that at the same time FB did.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

Describing something as a "warm beating heart" does not make me want to drink it!

Some fan of Indiana Jones's enemies YOU are.

The Most Dangerous Game, but gone horribly wrong.

Exactly, a very VERY bad knockoff. You do get to see John the Baptist get shot with a crossbow, though.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 13:58 (nineteen years ago)

You do get to see John the Baptist get shot with a crossbow, though.

Well, that makes up for everything.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:00 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and Robert Reed, manly action hero. (Example: he helps peel leeches off his bare-shirted nerdy friend.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:01 (nineteen years ago)

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:02 (nineteen years ago)

HOTT!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:03 (nineteen years ago)

And half the island is staffed by refugees from Long John Silver's. And when the victims are killed they get boiled and then turned into taxidermy experiments that are stuffed into a smooth-floored grotto where the insane millionaire talks about how he likes posing them at the moments of their death. Because he has a LUST! For BLOOD!

And there's a drunk boat captain.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

And frolicking, and skulls.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

Okay now I want to watch that RIGHT NOW. Because what is better than drunk boat captains and frolicking and skulls, all together?

I wonder if I already own this episode...

(And to think that my planned entertainment for this evening was to make A. watch the rest of Skeleton Key...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

Mmmmm, bacon. (Scarily, I wrote that at the same time FB did.)

Something is dangerously askew in the universe. I think Uranus is in the wrong house.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:13 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if I already own this episode...

It's on DVD as part of one of the 4 DVD packs, so worse comes to worse you can Netflix it. There is also a guy named Jondor.

I think Uranus is in the wrong house.

When it should be over at yours?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:17 (nineteen years ago)

I think Uranus is in the wrong house.

Like I've never heard that suggested before.

As for the DVDs, I will look on my shelf, then off to Netflix. But the problem with Netflix is time to watch the movies... in the case of MST3K ones, though, at least 4l3x is probably old enough so I don't need to worry if he's around. (I suppose some of it could scare J. After all, the original make of The Blob freaked me out when I was little.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:21 (nineteen years ago)

After seeing the original "The Blob" at an early, early age, I apparently used to scream and hide whenever someone opened the Welch's jelly.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:51 (nineteen years ago)

How can you people get spooked by a movie with that theme song? Pure goofiness.

*tongue click*

"Beware of the Blob!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/P/B0005Z8264.01-A3CDPEGSIQM61V._SCMZZZZZZZ_V1128030095_.jpg

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 14:55 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, I'll have you know that J. absolutely loves that song. So thanks again for helping me find it.

Dan - I was never actually afraid of jelly, BUT, it wasn't until Mr. H3bert's mentioning that it was scientifically impossible for a one-celled organism to do that (surface to volume ratio!) that I felt okay about it. WHEN I WAS 17. I still won't see the re-make. (And come to think of it, who said the Blob was unicellular... uh-oh.).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.wooster.edu/history/gshaya/imag/munch_scream.gif

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:12 (nineteen years ago)

Dear god I look bad before I put makeup on.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:17 (nineteen years ago)

Olives, like all other drink "garnishes" (pickles in bloody marys, coctail onions, those umbrellas jeff always has in his drink when he's having "girls night out") are simply CRAFTY LIQUOR DISPLACEMENT DEVICES. This is also true of ice.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:18 (nineteen years ago)

Not everyone shares your tolerance for pure ethanol, John. (Methanol? Whatever it is that you imbibe for breakfast, lunch, dinner, elevenses, brunch, and afternoon and midnight snacks).

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a methyl-ethyl-ketone man myself.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

See, now if only you had taken organic chemistry with me, I would have had a good place to put my experiments. Such a waste just to toss them down the drain.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://inflatableboats.com/store/images/data_images/mek.jpg

Mr. Yuck is a joykiller.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:33 (nineteen years ago)

This is just one of those things I'm going to have to take your word on, John.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 15:39 (nineteen years ago)

Don't even ask me what made me think of this, but Dan, John, and FB - do you remember what these birds have in common? R4v3n, R0b1n, T34l, Cr4n3 and Cr0w?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

They are all related to insane people?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

That's definitely a start.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

G1RG3NS among us!

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

I don't think A. believes me when I tell him about Hastings stuff. For some reason that is one of the things he refuses to believe; people naming their kids after birds.

I only knew Cr4n3 at all; his version of "Shipoopie" in The Music Man is stuck in my memory.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

For your pre-weekend Hastings-related entertainment, may I present:

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=54850222

(I like that they have marked "I don't want kids." That's probably good because any sane potential mate would flee at the sight of this website.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe they want kids...FOR FOOD.

"Come here my little meatloaf!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Delish!

Oh wait...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

HEY, CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN MAGIC REALISM TO ME BECAUSE I'VE NEVER FUCKING HEARD OF GABRIEL GARCIA MARQUEZ.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

IMAGICA REALISTICO IS WHEN CLIVE BARKER DANCES ON DICKENS'S GRAVE

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

I THOUGHT IT WAS WHEN TEENAGED BOYS REALIZE THEY JUST SPENT YEARS OF THEIR LIFE PLAYING A STUPID CARD GAME, HIDDEN FROM THE SUN AND WOMEN.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

YOU MUST CLICK ON THE LINK IN THE HUMORUS (SIC) WEBSITE BULLETIN ON THE HHS YOUNG REPUBLICANS LINK.

THIS IS VITAL.

I believe that magic realism is more of that pinko spaniard Chavez crap. AMERICA NUMBER ONE!

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

EL JEFE ALAS NO THEY LIED TO YOU I AM KINDA SORRY MAYBE POSSIBLY. MAGICO REALISMA IS ALSO WHEN AMAZING RANDO CASTS SPELLS ON CHRISTIANITY BALE AND DAVID BOWLIE DIES.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

FB, are you messing with us? Love in the Time of Cholera? (Okay, I've never read it myself...)

I think the only stuff I've read that is classified as "magical realism" is by Isabel Allende. And I don't know how to describe it, except it is kind of bizarre. (I was no English major...) But I have a couple of her books lying around if you want to borrow them.

(Ahem, I wasn't just shelving in my fiction section and realizing that I might have enough room if I just got rid of some of the books or anything like that. And yeah, I have my books shelved by section. PHEAR MY OCD/Bookseller/Library School skillz!)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

And that stupid card game is played by grown men, even ones who have managed to find wives. But the ones who want to keep their wives probably quit...

(xpost to FB)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:34 (nineteen years ago)

And that stupid card game is played by grown men, even ones who have managed to find wives.

Which they won in the card game, see. Hopefully you were valued highly.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Since I know you bastards are all lazy, here's the link:

http://www.gopfun.com/

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Well Ned, it's all part of Hastings dark racketeering rings. I can't tell you the cost, and the person I'd have to refer you to is on the City Council now. And that's all I'm saying.

John that website is beyond bizarre. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. But I do know that I need to remind you that you forgot Poland.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

My favorite? Sieg Heil Bush.

http://www.gopfun.com/images/bush6.gif

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:40 (nineteen years ago)

All he needs is your swastika armband from The Sound of Music. Well, and a coherent mode of speaking.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

He squelches I am sure.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know that there is a less attractive man alive. (Of course writing that will cause a search, but...)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:46 (nineteen years ago)

FB, are you messing with us?

Pitching a fit, actually.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

That is not good because I need someone to take at least one shelve's worth of books here!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

Pitching a ~~fit~~ tent, actually.

Ah, right.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Here he is making fun of Michael J Fox:

http://www.gopfun.com/images/bush20.gif

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Wow. Um. Hello internal editor.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:53 (nineteen years ago)

Nah, that's just how he really dances.

BTW, my right wing friend in Missouri sent me the link to the youtube videos of the Michael J. Fox and and, of course, the lame response ad. Since he upset me so much after the 2004 election, it's probably good that he is so far away.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:54 (nineteen years ago)

Is it a personality defect that, regardless of how blatantly offensive or crazy the stuff you guys say is, it doesn't bother me but when right wing friends or relatives say crazy stuff it bugs the hell out of me?

I think I like irreverance too much.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 20:58 (nineteen years ago)

Pitching a tent, actually.

A tent of magic realism. Filled with the erection of OBVIOUS JOEKS.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

Pervertalism!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

The right wing friends are morons, see. Happily they will die one day. (Sadly, so will we.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:04 (nineteen years ago)

It is just thoroughly depressing to talk to someone who has changed so entirely. That's what happens when you join the cult, I guess. (Last time he visited, I even felt annoyed when discussing baby names. Because of course they should be BIBLICAL. No topic is safe.)

Yes, we'll all die. There is a seriously mean-spirited part of me that wants there to be a God who is really pissed off by the hateful crap they spew.

Well, so I'll be in hell, that's no shock.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:09 (nineteen years ago)

I am not planning on dying, FYI.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

You know, I wasn't going to reveal your SECRET VAMPIRE IDENTITY. And to think I've been holding that back all these years!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

MIND OVER MORTALITY.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:39 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not going to die either. I'll kill John and take his soul. Fun!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

Good luck finding John's soul. The joke will be on you Ned!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

I expect, however, that I will be less stunningly attractive at 206.

xpost: Well, I don't seem to be using it much.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

At 206 I expect the rest of us will all be dead. Regardless of attractiveness, I wouldn't expect yourself to be functional in any sense of the word. But if that doesn't bother you, I say go for it.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

Good luck finding John's soul. The joke will be on you Ned!

I will preserve it in plastic and wax.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, you'll all be dead. Mark my words.

xpost

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:48 (nineteen years ago)

Again, the question is where to look for John's soul.

John, I'm pretty sure we once had a conversation about what you thought the worst possible after-death experience was and that I based a poem around that. I'll have to look. But I'm pretty sure you thought the worst thing was the idea of still having consciousness but being bored for eternity.

Personally, I'd like to believe in heaven and all that good stuff - seeing my Grandparents again even - but realistically, I just expect to Not Exist. I'd be disappointed in a heaven without an eternity of awesome books I have somehow not yet found.

Also John, do not threaten the rest of us. We're just as conniving as you are.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

These are not threats. THEY ARE PROMISES.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, yeah. You know that vampires have to be invited into a house in order to get in, right? Also, FB makes a mean garlic cupcake.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

Actually, most of you are probably safe, because if the whole "bathing in the blood of innocents" thing is what makes it work, you'll all probably be the last to go.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

Let alone if the blood of virgins is required. For that I'll probably have to go over to ILG.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:56 (nineteen years ago)

Flattery will get you nowhere, Justen. (xpost)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Friday, 27 October 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

I like the semi-shintoist idea that the sould just kind of hangs out and it's fate and type of existence are determined by it's attitude before and after death.
Like, I Be Good Spirit or I Be Bad Spirit.

Worst case scenario: Mononoke. Vengeful Spirit. These aren't usually people, but rather a Kami or other guardian spirit of some sort that's been angered.
A purpose(though far from the most important one) of the household shrines dedicated to lost loves ones is to appease their spirit. Lonely spirits can become 'AkuRyo' or 'evil spirit.' Akuryo can be dangerous.
powerful akuryo are often worshiped as 'kami' to appease them.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 28 October 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

Also:
"Good luck finding John's soul."
I first read that as "God is fucking John's soul."

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 28 October 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

What John's soul does in its personal life is really none of our business, GZeus.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 28 October 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

I think that Gzeus just inadvertently switched the subject and the predicate in that sentence.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

So much more than we needed to know.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 28 October 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

I don't need to know what a predicate is to use one.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 28 October 2006 03:15 (nineteen years ago)

Downloaded Skinny Puppy dicography(because anything I want I own, but is in poooooor condition) and all real album and single tracks are in ONE FOLDER.
So, if anyone has SP music files or CDs in GOOD condition, let me know.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 28 October 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

Tonight, I destroy my liver...IN DISGUISE!

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 13:59 (nineteen years ago)

I hate being the only idiot that has to work on Saturday mornings.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

You're not alone, John.

I'm an idiot at work too.

but an idiot that just found out he's going to get to go to the Dylan show at the Excel for FREE...in a LUXURY BOX! (so that's easing the sting a bit)

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 28 October 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

(btw john did you ever check to see if you have a replacemet 4 ohm black widow cone sitting around, or even a used EV or something?)

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 28 October 2006 15:50 (nineteen years ago)

I'm working, too. Bah.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

I know I don't have any 4 ohm EV's, only 8 ohm.

I don't think I have a 4 ohm recone kit in stock, but they're easy to order if you need one. Swing by the shop some day, and we'll check your cab out.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

Three cheers for team unfortunate wage slaves!

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:18 (nineteen years ago)

What's with all you freaks working on a Saturday morning? (Did I mention the wine tasting last night with the great cheese followed by the beers at the local bar and...)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

One should not assume that my Saturday workday precludes massive Friday night drinking and debauchery, Ned.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:42 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, you're the janitor.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

the deadline, she is a stern mistress....i'm proofreading w/a hangover!

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

Anyone up to going to Grey Cloud Island this week?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 28 October 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

Also, misguided poor spending has caused me to be more desperate for students.
So, if you know anyone to wants to improve their english/japanese, let me/them know.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 28 October 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

T/S: Working on a Saturday morning vs. spending entire day until now with family at Monster Dash in Minneapolis. (Okay, the Monster Dash is kind of fun. But it's patently ridiculous that we had to come all the way home just to turn around and go BACK to Mpls tonight. Sadly, the kids don't have tickets for Pet Shop Boys.)

I hope you all finish your work up and go home and have fun soon.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 28 October 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

Thnk your kids might benefit from a second language?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:15 (nineteen years ago)

Possibly someday. With one car I am hard pressed to even get J. to gymnastics. Plus the distance might be a bit overwhelming.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:32 (nineteen years ago)

Quit trying to corrupt our American youth with your wacky moon-man talk, dude.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

THE KIDS IN MY COUNTRY SPEAK AMERICAN, GODDAMMIT!

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

John faked his way through Deutsch classes using his wits, his good looks, and an old set of Ginsu knives he bought secondhand off a street corner.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

So he's the hobo-knifer.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

I prefer to think of it as helping Hobo's into eternal paradise.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone needs a purpose in life. John just found his early.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

John, pre-slaying:

http://www.3guys.com/sfun/hobo.gif

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, are you dressing your children as tasty meatloaves for halloween?

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

"MOMMY COVERED US IN STEAK SAUCE AGAIN! And said she was going to COOK us!" *wails*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

Actually there's an idea, giving out bits of meatloaf for Halloween.

"And if you're really lucky you get dry Hamburger Helper! And warm Velveeta!"

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

Ugh, I hate meatloaf sooooo much. YUUUUCK.

But no John; 4lex wanted to be a vampire and J. is wearing this really cute, very warm Sully costume (the blue furry guy from Monsters, Inc.). I'll keep the meatloaf idea in reserve for them for next year, though. Thanks!

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe I've just discovered my NaNoWriMo plot. The Halloween Disaster.

"You thought you were going to get away with it this time, Old Witch Brady!"

"I ALREADY have!"

*reanimated kids' skeletons run about in confusion as OWB lights a random priest on fire while the inspectors are drowned in Cheeze Whiz*

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

Ned hits on an idea at long last! I'm in denial - November first is months away.

What are the rest of you crazy kids dressing up as?

I'm going to be a cranky mother of trick-or-treaters. Possibly encased in lots of extra warm layers.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.easymidget.com/new/stories/images/hobo01.jpg

AMATEURS.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

That's not exactly how Of Mice and Men ends...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

"Tell me about the rabbit moonshine again, George."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

For the hallowween, I am Borat. Pictures to be shared later.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

No lime-green body thong no credibility.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a light grey-blue suit, Raggett?

HARDER THAN YOU'D THINK. CUT ME SOME SLACK.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Saturday, 28 October 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

Johnrat goes ice fishing:

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/05/SachaBaronCohenPA_228x395.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

Terrifyingly graphic. I won't comment on accuracy.

I'm still waiting on photos from the 4th of July here... but I do congratulate you on your clever costume idea John. "Crabby mother" is getting kind of old.

Yay, the babysitter is here.... enjoy your Saturday nights people.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Saturday, 28 October 2006 20:07 (nineteen years ago)

I can do that. Somehow.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 28 October 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

I think I'll be Larry Blackmon.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Sunday, 29 October 2006 02:50 (nineteen years ago)

MYAON!!!

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Sunday, 29 October 2006 03:55 (nineteen years ago)

Happy Halloween eve, all you good little witches and ghouls. *Piches your rosy cheeks, and your bulbous red drunkard noses. (Slaps Timmy, because he is bad. He is bad at heart. He will never be good because his family is rotten. There is nothing we can do for Timmy. We must crush his little spirit to minimize the harm he will cause in his criminal future.)*

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 14:54 (nineteen years ago)

Oooh, Happy Halloween Eve! I just heard the weather report for tomorrow night: trick or treating is going to be COLD. I'm going to go take a nap in order to prepare.

Also - we got our second car yesterday! So now I have a red 1999 Passat. The best part will be the heated seats...

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 30 October 2006 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

When I read "heated seats", I thought of skinny girls with peroxide hair and large round bottoms, wearing hot pink low-rider jeans, slapping eachother on the tukus, going, "Vroom vroom vroooooooom!!!!"

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:06 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe it's just me.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:07 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:08 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe it is love.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:23 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe, just maybe, I need to contemplate a career as a pornographer. There will be no nudity, no sex. Just fully clothed tacky mall girls making cool sound effects.

"Rat-a-tat-a-tat-a-tat."

"beep beep beep beep..." *backing up*

It's a niche market.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:30 (nineteen years ago)

Minnesotans Gone Wild

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

NaNoWriMo profile

Who wants to be buddies?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

I DO I DO

Me.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

What these 'books'?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 30 October 2006 16:03 (nineteen years ago)

Sara and Ned are my nanoo rhino buddies, what about my other buddies? Do my other buddies want to be buddies?

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 16:17 (nineteen years ago)

Nap is over, and my hair is still not peroxide blonde. I will not comment on whether my bottom is "large." (Jeez FB, I just want to stay warm in the winter...)

So Ned is in for NaNoWriMo? Yay! (I might have to quit this "napping" stuff for November. Crap.)

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 30 October 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

YAWP!

http://www.nanowrimo.org/userinfo.php?uid=134774

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Monday, 30 October 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

man i'm tired.

friday nite: workmate's farewell rarty at grumpy's downtown

sat nite: playing friend's halloween b-day fiesta the turf club

sunday: scammed some free LUXURY box tickets to dylan/foo fighters at the xcel center

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 30 October 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

So, if a whole bunch of us are doing NANOWHOOTWHOOT in November, will the HSTNGS thread be full of crickets, or murderously rageful writing block screeds?

Only time will tell.

HI M@TT!

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

M@tt, I envy your exhausting weekend. Although I was wiped out just by doing the Monster Dash (walking only 5k) and then seeing the Pet Shop Boys.

Pet Shop Boys audience was completely hilarious. Every gay male stereotype known to humanity in the audience! (I was also amused to see the Indigo Girls were just down the street at the State Theater...) Very fun show.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

'bout time for a new HSTNGS thread, innit?

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Wait until post-Halloween/start of NaNoWriMo. Then it will be a clean new thread slate.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

You so smart, cap'n raggggettttt!

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:34 (nineteen years ago)

I AM, yes.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:35 (nineteen years ago)

RE: your name. I figure if you're going to misspelll, why not do it with STYLE.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

Ned, that's just John's bizarre way of showing affection. It starts with misspelling your name.

I'm just trying to fathom John's computer loading this thread at work on a dial-up connection (or were you making that up on the NaNoWriMo thread John?). That is just crazy.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

BTW, Dan/deX/Android Cat - there was this fabulous black woman backup singer at the Pet Shop Boys concert. All I could think was, "this would be a lot cooler if that was J031."

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

YEAH IT WOULD

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

Sara, re:thread loading, I have "Show last 50 messages" ticked on my ILX settings.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

Dan, maybe I just wanted to see J031 in the fabulous costumes. (Okay, except for the running crew men dressed as what looked like Oompah-Loompahs. WTF?).

John, your cleverness overwhelms and amazes me.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED FOR HSTNGS THRD VIEWING.

Request for FB dressed as an Oompa Loompa, stat.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:26 (nineteen years ago)

FB has had a lot of costume suggestions (Carrot Top, Karl Rove, Oompah Loompah...). I'm going to be really sad if I hear he didn't dress up.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

HE DIDN'T.

SHAMED!

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:31 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

sara,

some folks i knew went to the PSB, said it was great....except for the two dudes taking off their shirts and making out next to them the whole time.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

Well, clearly we were sitting in a more boring section! (We did have a perfect view of the ushers dancing and singing in the aisles).

It's not too late for FB to redeem himself since Halloween is tomorrow.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Fool me once...

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Monday, 30 October 2006 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

I'm going as a guy who is frantically making up names for his characters, because I don't want to start writing with names like "satanist babysitter" and "dude who reminds me of a cat"; etc.

I may go out tomorrow as "guy in a wig and false beard".

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

Any random pervert, then.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

Specifically, Ned Raggett.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

RANDOM, not one you already know.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

Any random Ned Raggett, selected from the worldwide population.

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

"Didn't you hear, I come in six-packs."

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:36 (nineteen years ago)

"I know Ned Raggett! That's not Ned Raggett!".
"or is it?!?!"

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:45 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe I should get a an NYC baseball cap and prisoner uniform. Then I could stain the leg with fake blood, put the hat over one eye, and go as Fabolus.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:09 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and mumble.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:41 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.warriorsmovie.co.uk/figures/images/furies_tn.jpg

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

Did you order angry Frog?

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 01:27 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, and everyone should listen to the song on my MySpace.
I loves it.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 01:28 (nineteen years ago)

I just realised something.(that's amazing in and of itself)
For the first time in years, I'm DONE downloading everything in eMule.
I need to organize that shit now.
GIGS ANG GIGS of music, games, old software, junk, some porn....

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

FB, good luck making up character names (and also being Ned for Halloween, of course). Someone said something that cracked me up after class tonight and my first thought was, "I have got to work that into my novel somehow!" (So only 49,990 words to go!)

I ate yummy Indian food for dinner tonight at a friend's house in Eagan. It was so good; I ate too much. And then I started laughing because I had a flash of the time M3liss4 speculated what a sadistic bulimic would be like...

GZeus, what song should we be listening to on MySpace?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

The one on my personal profile. "Cosby Interlude" by Waking up Corky.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

I will check out the song, GZeus.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN PEOPLE.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-334.vo.llnwd.net/01272/43/38/1272488334_m.gif
UNWHOLESOME AUDIO
EVENING NEWS
TRY IT YOURSELF
MATH IS HARD
FASHION
CUISINE
COUNSELING
UNWHOLESOME VIDEO
UGLY CHICKS
OLDER CHICKS
THIN CHICKS
SILLY CHICKS
UNADULTERATED HORROR
UNWHOLESOME ONLINE MEDIA
IT'S ONLY ME
DANSE MACABRE
WHO’S LAUGHING NOW?
WORLD DOMINATION
PHILIS DILLER
YOU CAN'T TAKE IT WITH YOU
RETAIL VS WHOLESALE
THINGS TO DO AT WORK
CLASSICS
ROAD TRIP
COURT TV
BUSY BUSY BUSY
YOG SOTH-OTH THIS, BITCH!
COLD FEET
HOMEOPATHY
AGAIN!
AGAIN!
THE TEMPLE OF LEFT TO RIGHT
SCRAPBOOKING
HOLIDAY
DADD and DARGER
IN THE FRAME
SIBERIAN WELLS
GROOVY
MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKERS
FAMILY VALUES
EFFICIENT AND THOROUGH
I GUESS THAT ANSWERS THAT QUESTION
THINK OF IT AS AN INVESTMENT
CRAFTS
10 YEAR REUNION
HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS ON THE SABBATH

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 15:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/DSCF0379.jpg

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

PFFFFT!!

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

John, why are you posting your senior picture from high school again?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)

That almost made my anger at eMusic taking a shit in my mouth go away.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta say, that's pretty good.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, wait.
They didn't shit in mouths yet. It's a trick to get them in the black BEFORE they shit in our mouths.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

I like how shaven john looks Irish as the bottle of Jameson rolling about my bedroom floor, and Unshaven John looks RANDOM CRAZY EASTERN EUROPEAN STREET MERCHANT.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, actually, that photo made me laugh out loud. Isn't John afraid his face is going to freeze like that, though?

I never thought of John as "looking Irish," but I suppose so. I'd definitely vote for RANDOM CRAZY EASTERN EUROPEAN STREET MERCHANT.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Black irish, but more pale(never leaving the indoors will do that).
my Keroro Gunsou/DANCE☆MAN single arrived today.
The disco suit, sunglasses, and afro are all a transparent overlay.
It's so awesome.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

John, not to be a big whiner, but the Wii thread is getting out of hand. One person mentions PS2 prices dropping, I say why I think that won't happen, someone calls for my banning and starts insulting me, I clarify, they start CURSING at me and blaming me for THEIR actions(going off topic, hijacking)...
I DON'T WANT TO NOT TALK ABOUT THE WII. THEY WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT THE PS3 BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T PAY ATTENTION IN ECONOMICS.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

Oh, look another thread derailed thanks to Mr. Ass-burgers!

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:20 (nineteen years ago)

See, now he's hunting down my posts.

This person seems to need medication more than me.
Granted, I TAKE MINE. Perhaps you should listen to your psychiatrist.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry about this, HSTNGs people. I really didn't expect this. John's mod status made me hope he could help or at least offer advice. That's the only reason I said anything in here.

This humanoid seems bent on...something. I have no idea why someone would be like this. Especially on the internet of all things.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

He just threatened to punch me...

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

The internets has strange peoples.
That's fine, it's the 'normal' ones I worry about.
it's 'normal' to get road rage...

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

wow, I just started peeping this thread. exciting.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

Gzeus, I'm only a mod on a few boards. Also, Jon is a good guy...just roll with the punches and everything will be fine.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.helpfarm.com/images/rightclickers/web2_0.gif

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

I think if you had asked me to guess John's nationality 15 years ago, I would have had no clue and said "Italian?!" In retrospect, however, that wouldn't make much sense.

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

Gzeus, this is Jon's schtick. Jon's schtick, I think you already know GZeus...?

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 21:55 (nineteen years ago)

reason 2080 i don't go to the i love games board! people get so hyped up about w/wierd company loyalties in gaming...it's really bizarre....i guess it's kinda like the apple vs. pc users thing but still it's just wierd to me.

― M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

No one else there sees it as schtick.
THey're taking it seriously, and that's often how a witch hunt starts.

I know you only mod a few boards, but I was more than anything look for advice.

There's a point when a joke goes too far, and this humanoid needs to learn where that is.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

So I went to a friend's house and the husbands took the kids out trick-or-treating. We wound up giving out a beer to an adult neighbor of my friend because someone else gave him one... my friend didn't want to be shown up. (I was like, "this neighborhood is going to be popular next year!").

Then the husbands came back and were scandalized by the conversation my friend and I were having. Okay, so we know when each other's kids' were conceived. A. and this other guy were like, "guys NEVER talk about sex, but we have the reputation that we do, but it is really WOMEN."

Women do, absolutely. I confess. So 'fess up men. Do you really never talk about sex when women are not around?

― Sara R-C (Sara R-C), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 02:06 (nineteen years ago)

Honestly, dude, the only real answer I can give you is that if it's getting to you, take a little time away from ILG. One of the charming aspects of ILX is the semi-frontier mentality...but if it's bothering you, opt out for a bit.

― John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

No one else there sees it as schtick.

Actually they do.

― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

So they're having fun at my expense? I dislike that FACT.
How I feel about it in practice shall be seen.

I'm having frustrations AND fun with my new-to-me SMS.

Not as much a game-related post as emotion-related...

My old boss and his kid stopped by. He mostly talked with my dad about fishing.I helped manage my cat and introduce him to his son.
I might have a whiskey in...a few seconds.

― The GZeus (The GZeus), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 03:50 (nineteen years ago)

GZeus, Jon's bark is much worse than his bite. Indignation will only fuel his fire.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

NOT TAKING THE BAIT... :/

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

haha, I wasn't baiting you. srsly.

― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://mormonconspiracy.com/images/screwarr.gif Hastings, Like A Warm, Furry Meatloaf, Part 7: The Education of Cutty Sark

― Fleischhutliebe! like a warm, furry meatloaf (Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

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