19 years and 7 months of no THX 1138 but I wouldn't describe myself as "not up for it"

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p.s. we need a new funny thread

([][][][][][][][][]) (blastocyst), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

We can do better than that!

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 19:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://img246.echo.cx/img246/6527/roffles29vj.jpg

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

we're losing to this asshole: http://roffles.blogspot.com/

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 19:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.google.com/images?q=noize+dood&svnum=10&hl=en&lr=

chaki (chaki), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

omg @ roffles blog

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 12 September 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1763/2396/1600/09-09-06_2045.jpg

S- (sgh), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

WAT DA FUK

([][][][][][][][][]) (blastocyst), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

is that a threat

([][][][][][][][][]) (blastocyst), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

p.s. we need a new funny thread

make new one. or is this it

señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

how about calling it:

The LOLd Testament: Book of Duderonomy

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

the fuck is up with that white bear?

kephm (kephm), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 04:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://butts-lol.info/spike.jpg

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

wdyll

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 04:51 (nineteen years ago)

dogs in medieval attire are sick, dude.

trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

no Larry Clark-style sex, no deal.

-- Eric H. (ephende...) (webmail), March 28th, 2006 4:36 PM. (Eric H.) (link)

< / http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:f5qMftwudb1ZVM:odp.uoregon.edu/everypicture/producers/tynan_delong_small.jpg >

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), March 28th, 2006 4:39 PM. (gear)

señor citizen (eman), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

WAHT

http://www.citypaper.com/sb/102721/sneakerpimps.jpg

john cougar thornton melloncamp (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

holy god.

This is My Way.... (blastocyst), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

As excited as I am about this, there's also a sad note about it. Just like Tom Green, Jackass, and other reality commedies, Borat will soon be dead. He'll be too popular for the gag to work anymore, and it'll already be used up.
-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 8:18 AM. (later)


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That's precisely why there's a new Jackass film coming out. Oh wait.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 8:21 AM. (later)


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Then it will be time for Bruno's star to shine
-- kingfish prætor (jdsalmo...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 8:23 AM. (later)


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wait, is there a new Jackass film coming out? (Not that I care...)
-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 8:26 AM. (later)


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Johnny and Bam are coming back for ya.
-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 8:27 AM. (later)


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oh. sigh.
-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 8:32 AM. (later)


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why aren't you in jail?
-- a rapper singing about hos and bitches and money (miltonpinsk...) (webmail), September 8th, 2006 8:32 AM. (later)

gear (gear), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

OMG he kind of has an amazing ass.

-- a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (crucial.bonu...) (webmail), September 13th, 2006 12:16 PM. (nickalicious) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

NO I HAVE FOUND A BETTER WAY

C-----------------------------------------Ts
8=====================)~~~~~~~JTM

-- Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr...), September 13th, 2006. (scarymonsterrr) (admin)

dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

xpost: i've had 19 years and 7 months of no sex but i wouldn't describe myself as 'not up for it'.
-- trying to appear casual with his innocence (papiermachealamphibia...), Today.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh fuck you just beat me to that!!

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

ps mod the question to something funnier

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

when i saw it i knew the race was on!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

but srsly, has he no shame?

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

It's good to know that Ian-Reise Moraine is still with us.

Sex with yer mom doesn't count, right?

John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:05 (nineteen years ago)

i guess he's not really the crazy customer :D :D :D :D he made himself out to be! :(

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

OMG i need password

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

WOW.

John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

terrafide: the titan chronicles

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 13 September 2006 22:32 (nineteen years ago)

wow the Louis thing is classic. but who is he xposting to? DOES HE WANT NATHALIE TO DEFLOWER HIM?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:20 (nineteen years ago)

who is that??

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

local punk and prog expert louis jagger

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 14 September 2006 00:36 (nineteen years ago)

the idea of nathalie posting pictures of louis jaggers baby is enough to drive me off ilx forever.

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 September 2006 01:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/6623/batcountrylq6.jpg

Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

i've just found my newest desktop wallpaper

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 September 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

Hey, that's clearly the feline Thelma and Louise with the hat and cig photoshopped in.

S- (sgh), Thursday, 14 September 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

Oh my god that is astonishing.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 September 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

amazing, jon!

bb (bbrz), Thursday, 14 September 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

dmr (Renard), Thursday, 14 September 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

Oh come, on, logging in as Geir or Tuomas must be easy. All you need is to just try password 'Beatles' or 'Genesis' or 'fuckbuddy' and hey presto, you're in.

-- Matt DC (runmd...), September 13th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 September 2006 04:53 (nineteen years ago)

omg those cats

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 14 September 2006 04:59 (nineteen years ago)

Fur and Loathing in Las Vegas

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 September 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

kinda obvious, but still funny

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 September 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

SCREAM BUNNICULA SCREAM

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

new thread title = A+++++++ WOULD CLICK AGAIN

señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Persecution_complex

Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

oh, wikipedia

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 14 September 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

Anger And Hatred Simmers Within Me
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4310/8565883bp8.jpg

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

is that dane cook?

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4443/knivesxo1.jpg

ath (ath), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

chaki u are obsessed

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 14 September 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha ath finds the best pics

señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 14 September 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

i am :(

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 14 September 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Baraka really let himself go

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:10 (nineteen years ago)

either that or perpetua is after cutty.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 15 September 2006 00:29 (nineteen years ago)

similar to the movie trailer youtube linked upthread:
it's NEVER too early... for a SALAD.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 15 September 2006 00:44 (nineteen years ago)

context important but gear you earn major hero points from me for this:

i feel like you're a bored dude who sure as fuck wishes he knew the truth about something other than the fact that han solo shot first.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 15th, 2006 12:57 AM. (gear) (later)

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 15 September 2006 05:29 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know why but those sorts of conspiracy dudes piss me off more lately than ever before

gear (gear), Friday, 15 September 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

i always figure they have to be bankrolled by the heritage foundation, etc. or something cuz it's just way too depressing to think there are still people in america with that much faith in the competency of the bush administration.

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 15 September 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

trying to appear casual with his innocence
trying to appear casual with his innocence
trying to appear casual with his innocence
trying to appear casual with his innocence
trying to appear casual with his innocence

will never get over that name.

trees (treesessplode), Friday, 15 September 2006 05:52 (nineteen years ago)

pls to tell me which thread this thread title comes from, thnx

i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 15 September 2006 07:52 (nineteen years ago)

Does anyone still get a rise out of sex?

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Friday, 15 September 2006 08:01 (nineteen years ago)

the idea of nathalie posting pictures of louis jaggers baby is enough to drive me off ilx forever.

http://k43.pbase.com/u40/renobguy/large/25884402.IMG_0222.jpg

Nathalie (stevie nixed), Friday, 15 September 2006 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://images.funfreepages.com/images/anime_menstruation.jpg

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

soooo glad that got a 404 when i clicked

katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Friday, 15 September 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

m a cool fun loving guy of15 loking forward to hv a good relationship.. mail me at farrykhann...

-- Saurav khanna (farrykhann...) (webmail), September 15th, 2006 12:50 PM. (later)

señor citizen (eman), Friday, 15 September 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.uploadfile.info/uploads/2dce15e178.jpg

This is My Way.... (blastocyst), Saturday, 16 September 2006 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

shudder

jed_ (jed), Saturday, 16 September 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

WHAT

Dan I. (Dan I.), Sunday, 17 September 2006 01:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.everyonesconnected.com/Photos/News/00290/N0299886.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 September 2006 03:48 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE YOU TOO BUT CONTINUITY IS MY TRUE LOVE MC

-- dean? (power.strik...), August 10th, 2004 7:02 PM.

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Sunday, 17 September 2006 06:35 (nineteen years ago)

lose the stache.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...) (webmail), September 17th, 2006 6:38 PM. (kenan)

or else grow the beard.

-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...) (webmail), September 17th, 2006 6:38 PM. (kenan)

no, go to hell

-- Jeff. (excessivereaso...) (webmail), September 17th, 2006 6:40 PM. (Jeff)

señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 17 September 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

I recommend the Hokkaido variety, it's a bit darker and more bitter at first taste... but complexly dissolves into a subtle yet rich flavor.

-- Steve Shasta (steveshast...), August 17th, 2006 7:09 PM. (Steve Shasta)

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 18 September 2006 01:41 (nineteen years ago)

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL X 1,000,000

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Dom_Passantino

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 September 2006 12:19 (nineteen years ago)

lol

i'm guessing esteban wrote that for him

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 18 September 2006 12:57 (nineteen years ago)

The joke is getting old. Humor's great, but Wikipedia is a serious encyclopedia. It is time to straighten up and make serious contributions. Jonathan Williams 15:54, 18 September 2006 (UTC)

Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

What is your opinion on the page, Dom?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Fucking hysterical.

Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:34 (nineteen years ago)

need to add stub on his scarf-wearing

señor citizen (eman), Monday, 18 September 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

wikipedia is not serious

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.starland.com/sf-sc/sf03/images/Life%20Serious.JPG

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

2305. Drove her to the airport to leave for Kenya forever. Drove home. Pouring rain outside. Woke neighbor when I attempted to subdue scream that struggled to leap out of throat as everything hit me at once. Stopped 70%, but as noted, not enough. Now sitting on couch in living room paralyzed. I want to get up to put something on to listen to but I can't. Instead I find myself mumbling to myself under my breath.
-- Igor Adkins (ketoacidosi...), September 18th, 2006. (Grodd) (link)


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forever forever? or does it just feel like forever?
-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...), September 18th, 2006. (orion) (link)


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2505a. zach braff now posts here
-- ^@^ (^@^), September 18th, 2006. (map) (link)

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

Fucking hysterical.

-- Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (juror8@

I was/am kind of jealous of it, I must admit.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

not trying to poke fun at people's bummerz...but...oh well, damage done.

ps- igor i sympathize.

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Oh man, that was the best Star Trek ever. "I am NOT a Merry Man!"

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 18 September 2006 17:10 (nineteen years ago)

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-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...), September 18th, 2006.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 18 September 2006 19:41 (nineteen years ago)

This morning I looked up WWII on Wikipedia, which is one of Wikipedia's longest articles. I dunno why Paul Revere is #1...maybe because of the hi-res image of a statue, but the roffles start with #2: List of Wold Newton [huh???] Universe Characters

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:41 (nineteen years ago)

my guess is that gap can be accounted for by the difference between two demographics:

people who type the 'a' key repeatedly
vs.
people who just hold that fuckin' 'a' key down, man

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...) (webmail), September 18th, 2006 3:23 PM. (allocryptic) (later) (link)

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 18 September 2006 20:42 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe this can be deleted?

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Monday, 18 September 2006 21:00 (nineteen years ago)

Roxy, you're an asshole.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatrix...), September 18th, 2006 4:08 PM. (Squirrel_Police) (later)

chaki (chaki), Monday, 18 September 2006 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

Like BoingBoing But Better

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

LOL AT CLUELESS VIRUS:

I found the perfect can't put it down, page turner, laugh out loud chick lit book. And I don't read chick lit. "The What if Guy" by Taylor Wilshire. The thing that makes this book so good is the spiritual twist. The main character is looking for her soul-mate and along the way she finds her authentic self, her spiritual self. It's a chick book with substance. Check out the reviews and more at www.thewhatifguy.com

-- sarah ryan (sryan_sarahbook...), September 18th, 2006.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 01:57 (nineteen years ago)

omg, cringe@banning thread. what was i thinking? what was everybody thinking?

"a decent poster and a pleasant guy :)"

somebody should have shot me there and then

-- Space Gourmand (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), September 18th, 2006 8:42 PM. (Haberdager) (later) (link)

"everybody" was thinking we don't need subliterate dorkass tory motherfuckers clogging up the board is my hunch.

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), September 18th, 2006 8:45 PM. (papa la bas) (later) (link)

what in hell's name gave you the impression i'm a tory? i feckin' voted Lib Dem! (tactically, it has to be said. and to no avail.)

Also, explain 'subliterate'.

-- Space Gourmand (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), September 18th, 2006 8:47 PM. (Haberdager) (later) (link)

...

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), September 18th, 2006 8:48 PM. (gear) (later) (link)

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

He got subliterated.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://sidewayspony.com/images/trough/production/2006/sep/18/8778_orig_kids_36988.gif

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:11 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if Mr. Hansen's been reading this:

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), September 18th, 2006 5:53 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later)

or this

-- Space Gourmand (papiermachealamphibia...), September 18th, 2006 5:55 PM. (Haberdager) (later)

NO GUYS I THINK HE's BEEN READING THIS:

-- a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (crucial.bonu...), September 18th, 2006 5:57 PM. (nickalicious) (later)

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:21 (nineteen years ago)


Weird Al Meets George W
Hahahahaha! Very funny tune. Good idea to parody 'Monster Mash' with George W. Bush singing 'We smoked some monster hash'! Whoever that is doing the impersonation of Dubya is doing a pretty good job.
I'm not exactly sure how I'm supposed to review a remake, except to say that as a novelty tune, I could hear this on some morning shows on commercial radio. Very funny ideas. As for production, everything feels very tight in terms of timing. The instrumentation is quite basic, but I suppose it isn't meant to be ground breaking. The backing vocals for 'we smoked/ate some hash' are exactly right, and add to the humour of the song.
For a parody song, I can't see anything wrong with it.

ath (ath), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

fluxblog?

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

hai everyone can you give e some simpsons hardcore porn please??

-- kizp (stranger_kin...) (webmail), September 19th, 2006 6:29 AM.

señor citizen (eman), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 11:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM

gear (gear), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

ahahahaha

i love holiday rap

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Bosco baseball cap:

http://www.boscoworld.com/content/store/baseballcap_th.jpg

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:13 (nineteen years ago)

woah! cool tree sap

http://static.flickr.com/25/97809155_2d8c62943f_m.jpg

trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

can someone post those pics of ian riese-moraine fondling his mother?

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 23:29 (nineteen years ago)

LITTLE SUPERSTAR IS REALLY FUCKED uP

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 02:05 (nineteen years ago)

trees, that's amber is it not? or what will turn into amber eventually.

jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

world of amber!

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

dinosaw

latebloomer scrabbly dabbly doo (skawreeng) (latebloomer), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

I hope my freinds in Bangkok will be ok.
-- always crashing in other people's cars (fluxion2...), September 19th, 2006.

EARLY-90S MAN (Enrique), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 07:32 (nineteen years ago)

har

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 07:36 (nineteen years ago)

I'm not going to ban someone just for being an annoying nutter. If I did that, in time I'd probably wind up banning 2/3 of regular posters, maybe more. Any more of these "ban [name x]" threads, unless there's a good reason, and that means something way above and beyond "[name x] is annoying me a lot", they're going to get moved or deleted.

-- Pashmina (vietgrov...), September 20th, 2006. (Pashmina)

Ban Pashmina

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), September 20th, 2006. (marmotwolof)

No Suntan, No Credibility (noodle vague), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 11:06 (nineteen years ago)

;_;

Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 14:46 (nineteen years ago)

DO NOT WANT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwEt6doEglA

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Wednesday, 20 September 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

how come tuomas' pix always look like someone's last known photo?

-- Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (fuckyouandyouremai...), September 13th, 2006.

evolution gods think latebloomer, lead singer of Babies Love Beer, is wrong (lat, Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

jim lays the smack down:

i Was googling myself and realized i used my full Christian name on one of my first posts ever . Could a moderator delete the post or G00gl3pr00f it for me?

-- Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (wrinklepaw...) (webmail), September 20th, 2006 9:48 PM. (Wrinklepaws)

if you post a link to it, probably.

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...) (webmail), September 20th, 2006 9:57 PM. (electricsound)

USE ONE (1) SEARCH FUNCTION

MORAN

-- Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (wrinklepaw...) (webmail), September 20th, 2006 10:01 PM. (Wrinklepaws)

go fuck yourself

-- electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsoun...) (webmail), September 20th, 2006 10:12 PM. (electricsound)

señor citizen (eman), Thursday, 21 September 2006 05:12 (nineteen years ago)

hi eminem are u gay i want u to tell me if u are gay cause i hate u so much if u r gay man i love and i love ur song lose ur self in the music at the moment that u oun it u better never let it go go hey u gay if u will not say if u r gay or not i will hate ok ???????

i hate u gay if u r gay i love u so muchif u r not ok??

-- john michel gordanm (tolpiero_00...) (webmail), March 23rd, 2006 3:04 AM.

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 21 September 2006 12:59 (nineteen years ago)

jon: "i'm going to get it from you" = ambiguous

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 21 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

I know laughing at Louis is so 9/17/06 and all, but...

I didn't mean it along the lines of 'OMG Shakey MC is praised so much because he is always so right' *cocksuck* but more along the lines of 'that's an amusing way of putting Shakey Mo Collier OTM, but I bet I'm not the first to do it like that' *exaggerate*.

-- Space Gourmand (papiermachealamphibia...), September 21st, 2006 6:04 PM. (Haberdager)


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Goddammit Louis, couldn't you just lurk for six months or so to see how grownups interact?
-- Danny Aioli (crump...), September 21st, 2006 6:07 PM. (Rock Hardy)

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

OMG Shakey MC is praised so much because he is always so right' *cocksuck* is the new dreams of waterfalls of pussy, sighs, bites pillow

gear (gear), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

you just know easton's kicking himself for not thinking of that first

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 21 September 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

*cockslurp* would have been a finer touch

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 22 September 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

eurgh.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 07:24 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel_Police on... ABORTION

"The fact is, I was raised in a pro-life family and there's no
way I'll ever change my mind. Ever. [...] I guess I'm just a touchy-feely guy."

Squirrel_Police on... BEING A TOUCHY-FEELY GUY

"I've never seen so much cheesy angst and misdirected anger.
It was a freakin' hurricane, people - an ACT OF GOD. Time to move on."


Squirrel_Police on... SUBURBAN SPRAWL

"I've pondered the rationale for hating McMansions.
and I just don't buy it. It centers too much on percieved
tackiness. There might be a jealousy component..."

Squirrel_Police on... THE FOUNDATION BLOCK OF TRUE DEMOCRACY

"I believe that private gun ownership is foundation block of
true democracy."

Squirrel_Police on... PARTYING HARD

"Thank you for laughing at/enjoying my drunkness report. It makes me feel special knowing that people around the world are experiencing this with me. Tommorow when I'm sober I will laugh at this but right now I feel good. Hangover? WOW. I have not considred it."

-- ath (jodec...), September 22nd, 2006. (tracklink)

Squirrel_Police on... REGIONALISM

"Call me regionalist, but Mexico and Mexicans seem a bit dim
compared to people from Nicuragua and El Salvador"

-- ath (jodec...), September 22nd, 2006. (tracklink)

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 09:32 (nineteen years ago)

Can we add a section of these to the FAQ page?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 22 September 2006 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

"Call me regionalist, but Mexico and Mexicans seem a bit dim
compared to people from Nicuragua and El Salvador"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, wtf

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Friday, 22 September 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

He could take that line of regionalism far further though - like, people in the north west of nicaragua are actually dimmer that people from the northernmost parts of mexico, otherwise mexicans are generally dimmer than nicaraguans, except for people from the east coast of mexico, who are about as smart, unless you are referring to people from this specific town....(drones on in this boring and batshit manner for page after page after page)

Someone should actually respond to him in that manner.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:27 (nineteen years ago)

i live aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium. there's a game going on right now. if it weren't for booze and drugs, i'd slit my throat.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 22nd, 2006 4:29 AM. (Squirrel_Police) (later) (link)

Answers

sorry dude, they just got rid of booze and drugs :(

-- gbx (polarbea...) (webmail), September 22nd, 2006 4:32 AM. (skowly) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://imagegen.last.fm/speaker-aloft/recenttracks/WIZARDISHUNGRY.gif

rock u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

Lingbert. In India, "ling" means penis (big or small).

-- Akansha (akindi...) (webmail), June 22nd, 2006 2:35 PM. (link)

see Incest Relationship

rock u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:53 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ wizardishungry.gif

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 22 September 2006 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

OMG Shakey MC is praised so much because he is always so right' *cocksuck*

OK besides the obvious WTFery going on here, in what context would this EVER BE APPROPRIATE TO SAY? When does that happen?!

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Friday, 22 September 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

Wagamuffin, please don't go away, you're extremely entertaining. You might even, at some point, learn how to spell the n-word.

No, seriously though, thank you, PEW, for standing up for Rockist Rights. The police made me drink from the rockist water fountain today, and it was humiliating. Mostly because it tasted like Keith Richards.

-- adam j (adammb4...), September 22nd, 2006 9:40 AM.

any cop (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 September 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=112604860

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

not the profile really but the location

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:35 (nineteen years ago)

second one is the decembrists
-- s1ocki (slytus...), September 21st, 2006 8:43 PM. (slutsky)

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 22 September 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Like, "last one in is a rotten egg"?

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

I never "identify" with Tommy Vercetti or CJ in the GTAs, though I do quasi-identify with Snake when I play Metal Gear, because mullets are inherent feminine.

-- c('°c) (kirby@sophisticatednintendo.com), Today.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:15 (nineteen years ago)

call me regionalist, but people from africa seem dumber than people from europe or asia... i dunno, i guess im just regionalist that way!

and what (ooo), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

i remember being 13 and watching some comedy variety show at a local theatre -- there was one bit i remember that featured guy performing a song called "dead majorette." he was accompanied by a baton-twirling girl covered in fake blood.

i only realized this week it was a parody of "warm leatherette." 11 year belated ROFFLE.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

The greatest underdog story of our time is back for one final round of the Academy Award-winning Rocky franchise. Former heavyweight champion Rocky Balboa steps out of retirement and back into the ring, putting himself against a new rival in a dramatically different era. After a virtual boxing match declares Rocky Balboa the victor over current champion Mason "The Line" Dixon, the legendary fighter's passion and spirit are reignited. But when his desire to fight in small, regional competitions is trumped by promoters calling for a rematch of the cyber-fight, Balboa must weigh the mental and physical risks of a high profile exhibition match against his need to be in the ring.

Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyzay), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)


i live aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium. there's a game going on right now. if it weren't for booze and drugs, i'd slit my throat.

-- Allyzay is a town of people, people who DIED (allyza...), September 22nd, 2006 10:41 AM. (allyzay) (later)

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

i have a virus and nortons wont erase it. i am waiting for an email from customer service, and tried all in my power to shut it down. I am sorry tricylic, i got it from ned. :(

ase

-- anthony (anthonyeasto...)

if I had a nickel...

-- Josh (kortbei...)

and what (ooo), Friday, 22 September 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

this is the funniest latently-gay rap name I've heard in a looooooong time.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), Today 3:04 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later)

gayer than a bag of rappers

-- and what (an...), Today 3:07 PM. (ooo) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

lol you beat me to that one

dmr (Renard), Friday, 22 September 2006 19:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRH4gG5LmZ0

and what (ooo), Friday, 22 September 2006 20:32 (nineteen years ago)

lol

gear (gear), Friday, 22 September 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

'you gotta hear this one song itll change your life i swear...'

and dudes soulful look while hes listening

never even seen the movie & im rofl

and what (ooo), Friday, 22 September 2006 20:52 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

gbx (skowly), Friday, 22 September 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

Garden Grammar

señor citizen (eman), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

I love capt save-a-braff in the comments

xd16 (1 week ago)
He was born and raised in New Jersey..
(reply to this)

hyperbuoy (1 week ago)
haha yea i know.. and he still has no idea what he's doing.
(reply to this)

xd16 (1 week ago)
Are you a successful writer/director/actor? I think he has SOME clue of what hes doing.. I idolize his work. Its amazing.
(reply to this)

xd16 (1 week ago)
Who edited this? lol.. No one listens to Nelly, leave the movie alone. lmao
(reply to this)

dmr (Renard), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:35 (nineteen years ago)

Haven't seen the movie either but I have a sneaking suspicion it's The Shins that Nelly replaced

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

(which is hilarious)

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Friday, 22 September 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/86/249232104_2a4b498fe6.jpg?v=0

-- Logged Outt (yiup...) (webmail), September 21st, 2006 4:09 PM. (loggedoutt)

that's me and vahid

-- jaxon (jaso...) (webmail), September 21st, 2006 4:44 PM. (jaxon)

señor citizen (eman), Saturday, 23 September 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 23 September 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

that is fucking sweeeeet.

trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 23 September 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

A Tribute to Steve Irwin
Stick with it till the end, it pays off.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 September 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

opening this thread has made me stupider

-- Thomas Tallis (tallis4...) (webmail), September 21st, 2006 5:43 PM. (Tommy) (later) (link)

even *I* rejected his myspace add friend request

-- Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (wrinklepaw...) (webmail), September 21st, 2006 9:56 PM. (Wrinklepaws)

señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 24 September 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

which thread dat one??

POX^3 (let x=2) (vahid), Sunday, 24 September 2006 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

Paul Edward Wagemenn's "The 13 essential albums of Rockism"

señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 24 September 2006 04:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RRHNfBJsEE

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 24 September 2006 06:22 (nineteen years ago)

omfg

señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 24 September 2006 06:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=35575749

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 24 September 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

gross, he wouldnt listen to the decemberists

Fetchboy (Felcher), Sunday, 24 September 2006 15:00 (nineteen years ago)

mind blown @ trailer dudes

how much late could a latebloomer bloom if a latebloomer could bloom late (lateb, Sunday, 24 September 2006 18:14 (nineteen years ago)

I have read some people saying they don't like Clinton, mentioning that he's very conservative. As I don't know much about (American) politics, I don't get it.... Can someone explain this?

-- Nathalie (stevi...) (webmail), September 24th, 2006 1:36 AM. (stevie nixed)

it means he's not gay.

-- capt thinking (pabloalphons...) (webmail), September 24th, 2006 1:40 AM. (Pablo A)

señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 24 September 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

mark c = stone cold steve austin

-- ken c (pykachu10...) (webmail), September 24th, 2006 4:30 PM. (ken c)

i jsut misread that as "stone cold steve autism"

-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...) (webmail), September 24th, 2006 5:24 PM. (roxymuzak)

señor citizen (eman), Sunday, 24 September 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a343/lets_tango/lolupdate.png

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

Can someone explain me blogs?

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

lmao

señor citizen (eman), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mastersunbound.com/box%20art/Card_back_fig_faker.jpg

señor citizen (eman), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:32 (nineteen years ago)

aw, i love them little owls at the begin of thraed

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Monday, 25 September 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

I hate Britney so much I sometimes think about hunting that whore down lika dog, and slashing her to shreads with a meat cleaver or maybe a machette.
-- Claire Myers (Clair...), Friday.

Claire Myers for president
-- señor citizen (ï¿...), Friday. (eman)

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:03 (nineteen years ago)

Can someone explain me blogs?
-- cutty (holle...), September 24th, 2006. (mcutt) (tracklink) (admin)

thought that thread was a total disappointment then about halfway down it catches fire

LOL

dmr (Renard), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nK4B3ZoVqVI

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 25 September 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE THAT SKETCH. I HAVE THE DVD SET IT'S ON. I'M FUCKING BUDDY HOLLY.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:02 (nineteen years ago)

THE COMMENTS OMG:

The plane looks to be the correct one, but the number on the plane is wrong. And yes, where's the snow?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

I WROTE PEGGY SUE!

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:12 (nineteen years ago)

what's that drunk monkey doing flying this PLAAAAAAAANE?

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:20 (nineteen years ago)

everything i touch turns to gold!

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

d00ds, i think i still have that sketch on VHS taped from CBC long time ago

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:26 (nineteen years ago)

i'm trying to remember if they bleeped 'fucking' - pretty sure they didn't - i mean, it's key!

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

canada rulez!

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 25 September 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

dammit, let's try that again:

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/883/atomoq1.jpg

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 25 September 2006 06:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmUk-6wLe7E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbd0ZfwEfQo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkhaCLx6vys

warning: contains superheroes and pop songs used for ironic effect

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 25 September 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

the roffles in this thread are undeniable, but really ilx, take it down a notch with the paranoia. does every single new (or in this case, even old) poster to this board who garners the slightest bit of attention have to be accused of being a fake?

-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), September 25th, 2006 4:36 AM. (modestmickey) (later) (link)

i know!

why are all the new and interesting posters like tuomas and louis jagger always accused of being trolls. wtf?

-- Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (wrinklepaw...) (webmail), September 25th, 2006 4:47 AM. (Wrinklepaws) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 25 September 2006 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

Dear god.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 25 September 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

plz to stop auto-excelsiorizing wrinklepaws

Python... No Bite :B (flezaffe), Monday, 25 September 2006 11:47 (nineteen years ago)

this is excelsior's snot nosed little brother

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 25 September 2006 12:06 (nineteen years ago)

I am growing confused. What's "experimental music" again?

-- dlp9001 (mysticalbeas...), September 24th, 2006 3:03 PM. (dlp9001) (later)

Like Grape Nuts. Or egg creams

-- PappaWheelie says, ''only pick any'' (evieandjo...), September 24th, 2006 3:10 PM. (PappaWheelie 2) (later)

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 25 September 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

what you don't understand is that calling your farts "art" opens them up to judgement.

on an ordinary day, when paul edward wagemann farts on the bus, most people smile weakly and look the other way.

the day you call your fart art, some joker stands up and says "that was a poorly executed, totally uninspired and highly derivative fart" and the rest of the people on the bus are like "yeah we want our money back"

-- POX^3 (let x=2) (vfozi@hotmail.com), September 25th, 2006. (vahid) (link)

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i was being serious!

POX^3 (let x=2) (vahid), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Whoever posted that Jean Teasdale shit can seriously blow me and fuck off. You think just because I love saving my family money by shopping around and buying products with the best value that somehow makes me some fat, pathetic, cat hair-matted housewife? Think again, you piece of shit.

-- ath (jodec...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:16 (nineteen years ago)

that entire thread is like whoa

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 18:30 (nineteen years ago)

Ath's first post on that thread completely fucked me up.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 25 September 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

what thread

gbx (skowly), Monday, 25 September 2006 19:14 (nineteen years ago)

What is the most important thing in your life?

(also the best thread on ILX right now)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 25 September 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

omg that tattoo

gbx (skowly), Monday, 25 September 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

FUCK YOU Darn1elle

-- Ned Raggett (ne...), June 17th, 2004

and what (ooo), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

That must have been Ned's punk phase

Dan I. (Dan I.), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:53 (nineteen years ago)

Hurray!

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:57 (nineteen years ago)

*bows*

gear (gear), Monday, 25 September 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

vahid, i knew you were being serious. but i also thought it was/is very funny.

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 25 September 2006 23:12 (nineteen years ago)

oh, ice-t...

(i was trying to figure out the name of this terrible movie on 'h0llywood movie' internet channel. it's "agent of death". wha? but those pics of ice-t are better x100)

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:49 (nineteen years ago)

my granddad used to say, if youre in church and somebody gets up and starts praying extra loud, go home and lock the smokehouse door

max cleland is so gangsta
-- _ (...)

Answers

my grandad used to say "no one likes a smartass" followed by throwing an empty at my head
-- strng hlkngtn

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RIP
-- strng hlkngtn

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RIP your granddad? Who's gonna keep you in line now?
-- Beth Parker


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the thread starter
-- strng hlkngtn


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What's a smokehouse? And what does the saying mean, exactly?
-- moley

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smokehouse is a wooden shack you smoke meat in, he was talking about the current religious right
-- _ (...)

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They will steal your bacon?
-- Beth Parker

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where the fuck are yall from, outer space?! they will steal your damn bacon!!
-- _ (...) (webmail)

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

I said roffles out loud today. is this okk?

T. Weiss (Timmy), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

Strongo is mentioning his grandad almost as often as Ian R-M talked about his mom!

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

YES NICOLE, I FUCKED MY GRANDFATHER

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

waterfalls of (i don't even wanna know)

DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b37/KGreenstein/2e7791c7.jpg

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 01:38 (nineteen years ago)

roffle

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 02:07 (nineteen years ago)

xdragosx (1 week ago)
is the asian really gay ?
(reply to this)

toasterized (3 days ago)
i don't think George Takei is gay.
(reply to this)

toasterized (2 days ago)
nevermind he's gay

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

What the hell is sitcom cola?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), September 25th, 2006.

It's what we call blogs in the US

-- PappaWheelie says, ''only pick any'' (evieandjo...), September 25th, 2006.

how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 04:19 (nineteen years ago)

haha

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

PappaRofflie

DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 05:16 (nineteen years ago)

i only vote democrat because the republicans took my grandfathers steel mill away
-- boo berry (wt...), September 25th, 2006 10:02 PM. (dubplatestyle)


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i could be rich right now!!
-- boo berry (wt...), September 25th, 2006 10:02 PM. (dubplatestyle)


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THEN i'd vote republican
-- boo berry (wt...), September 25th, 2006 10:02 PM. (dubplatestyle)

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 13:12 (nineteen years ago)

grand funk invented miami bass. it's all in my new book: Some Kind Of Bootyful - How Grand Funk Invented Miami Bass.
-- scott seward (skotro...), September 26th, 2006 12:42 PM. (scott seward)

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Tuesday, 26 September 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/payton34smith22/Gifavs2/Gifavs3/77934791_l.gif

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:42 (nineteen years ago)

perpetua nooooooooooooo

boo berry (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

is that chocolate coming out of that kid's neck?

otto midnight (otto midnight), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:51 (nineteen years ago)

what is that animated gif from??

HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:57 (nineteen years ago)

it's from Mr. Show

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

frequent masturbation to wdyll thread

-- mr. brojangles (mikeoptin...), September 23rd, 2006 2:42 PM. (sanskrit) (admin) (userip)

jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 19:20 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.crailtap.com/c3/newrandoms/1-3-05/hyphy.jpg

-- and what (an...) (webmail), September 26th, 2006 5:39 PM. (ooo)

DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

Is that from a wdyll thread? I don't read those.

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

zing

DUMBOCLAAT (eman), Tuesday, 26 September 2006 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

donut, timely. it's been a while since i've been called a narc.

-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), September 26th, 2006 10:12 PM. (later)


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donut the preferred nomenclature is 'that bitch with a belly button ring and an ankle monitor'

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), September 26th, 2006 10:17 PM. (later)

gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 04:38 (nineteen years ago)

zing

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 04:47 (nineteen years ago)

*anklebracelet*

like murderinging (modestmickey), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 05:11 (nineteen years ago)

zing

gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

*circlejerk*

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

from Are there any living World War I veterans?

they should make a movie where a detective suspects they're being picked off one by one by a sinister conspiracy

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 2:46 PM. (slutsky) (later) (link)

they should make a movie where a detective suspects they're being picked off one by one by a sinister conspiracy

a sinister conspiracy that goes by the name.... FATHER TIME!

-- otto midnight (effyouto...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 2:48 PM. (otto midnight) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 13:06 (nineteen years ago)

mod, cheater.

like murderinging (modestmickey), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

It's already been determined that this is going to a piece of shite.
How bad is a relative term so we need a basis for comparison.
Why they would do this is also a good point of discussion.
That's what I'm getting at.

PS: Square never 'ported' any SNES games to the PSX. They used emulation. Mediocre emulation.
Lazy.

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), Today 10:57 AM. (The GZeus) (link)

Shut the fuck up about chrono trigger on this thread, I'm motherfucking serious, you unbelievable quasi-literate git.

-- TOMBOT (tombo...) (webmail), Today 11:24 AM. (TOMBOT) (link)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:49 (nineteen years ago)

whoa, tombot is RAD today

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

GZeus >>>> TOMBOT*

*but only because TOMBOT doesn't post 5,000 word how-to's on Fender Jaguar reissue conversions including manufacturing schematics and woodworking tips.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

shasta, point me in the direction of the jaguar schematics, something is rotten with the lead channel circuitry on mine. and i need to replace that goddamn bridge once and for all.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, dude, that jaguar thing was pretty rad

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

Tell Me about the Fender Jazzmaster

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

donut, timely. it's been a while since i've been called a narc.

-- like murderinging (mi...) (webmail), September 26th, 2006 10:12 PM. (later)


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donut the preferred nomenclature is 'that bitch with a belly button ring and an ankle monitor'

-- j blount (jamesbloun...) (webmail), September 26th, 2006 10:17 PM. (later)

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 27th, 2006.

zing

-- and what (an...), September 27th, 2006.

*anklebracelet*

-- like murderinging (mi...), September 27th, 2006.

zing

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), September 27th, 2006.

*circlejerk*

-- gbx (polarbea...), September 27th, 2006.

how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

historical revisionism shocka

like murderinging (modestmickey), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:15 (nineteen years ago)

Jaguar wiring diagram and other stuff here:

http://www.fender.com/support/diagrams/

John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:19 (nineteen years ago)

why is mickey posting here?

cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

x-post thanks!

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

I might give out my first yellow card today!

xpost

John Justen,a ninja slapboxing fajitas out of J. Casablancas dental dam. (johnju, Wednesday, 27 September 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

2:39 AM, 27 Sep 06 Message 7329931 on "19 years and 7 months of no ROFFLES but I wouldn't describe myself as "not up for it"" edited by and what (mickey posting past his curfew)

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 18:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e184/CreepyMike/clarkson2.gif

-- StanM (Stan10...), September 27th, 2006 5:37 PM. (StanM)

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

i don't know anything else about this incident beyond what's been said here - but i k1now enough to say with absolute assurance, this tragedy was caused by loopholes in gun laws.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 4:01 PM. (later)


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you're still posting here only due to a loophole in banning

-- am0n (vvv...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 4:05 PM. (later)

gear (gear), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

bloodreddd - 8/22/2006 7:10:25 PM

Fucking Metal......it flows in our veins and pumps us with the right amount of anger and hatred we need to deal with the fucks of this world. I feel fucking blessed every fucking day that I ended up bleeding metal. Dime Fucking Bag. Metal.

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 23:24 (nineteen years ago)

tom waits is my morrissey.

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), September 27th, 2006 5:35 PM.

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 September 2006 23:52 (nineteen years ago)

It's a viral pub. stunt, but it's a clever one:

http://www.bumpershine.com/wp-images/posts/john_mayer.jpg

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:23 (nineteen years ago)

my roommate yesterday was saying to me how funny john mayer's blog was, but i refuse to believe that.

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:24 (nineteen years ago)

A cursory read tells me it's not.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:47 (nineteen years ago)

i'm sort of fascinated by john mayer, but not enough to listen to his music.

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:51 (nineteen years ago)

i like his new album cover -- it looks like it could be one of those anonymous ibiza-trance comps they were selling at the east village tower in the mid '90s.

http://www.livedaily.com/img/library/artists/g-l/CD-johnmayer-091906.jpg

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

or maybe something on ecm

http://www.ecmrecords.com/Images/cover/rarum/E8008g.gif

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 01:55 (nineteen years ago)

"Music By John Mayer"

Thx now I know for sure it's not standup.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

Mayer appeared in a one-shot half-hour comedy special on VH1, entitled John Mayer Has a TV Show (2004).

WAHT

sugarpants (sugarpants), Thursday, 28 September 2006 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

continu_um

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

um...

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

i'm the same way jody. all the black folk love the shit out of mayer so it piques some sort of curiosity. but they also like coldplay, so i dunno if that means anything. there's this article where questlove talks about what a genius mayer is. http://www.believermag.com/issues/200308/?read=interview_thompson

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

you should check out the new one, jody. lyrics get kinda douche but he's making some top-notch adult contemporary blues-rock that's neither zzz-ful or obnoxious. not that everybody digs "adult contemporary blues rock."

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

zz top-ful

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

how do you guys rate jack johnson?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

i can't get into jack johnson, but i only know what i've heard on the radio.

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:00 (nineteen years ago)

he rates poorly

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thecrusade.net/gallery/images/gallery_133/PIC00067.jpg

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

i opened up for jack johnson once at the ventura surf rodeo. right off of seward. he was totally cool guy and we smoked doobs.

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

xpost - i can imagine chapelle singing "i wanna piss on all y'all mutherfucking white women"

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:09 (nineteen years ago)

It's a great sketch:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=aivNLHnwrL8

(Intro is missing, in which Chappelle says that there's a negative stereotype that white people can't dance, but he's convinced that they will dance if they hear the right instrument: the electric guitar)

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

re: JJ,. i've never heard his music but he grew up with a good friend and he married another friend's sister. He's super cool in person, I probably wouldn't like his music, but I'm always interested in what other people think.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:23 (nineteen years ago)

i liked ben harper in highschool

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:31 (nineteen years ago)

I don't get super mellowed-out dudes who just make music about how mellowed-out they are. That's what Jack Johnson seems like to me.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcvyLnUTQo8

Zwan (miccio), Thursday, 28 September 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

so what of fujiya & miyagi, then?

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Thursday, 28 September 2006 05:42 (nineteen years ago)

"lock thread" was pretty much invented for people iike kenan

ps haitch did u see the EM VTHN album on LMT?

HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 28 September 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

he is so awful.

ps: yes! ur a treat.

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Thursday, 28 September 2006 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

of course. it's not the only way, but it's probably the most direct and to the point. an equivalent would be drawing someone out into a long, deep, and totally honest conversation but that's difficult. but you'd have to talk to them for hours on end, and alone, one-on-one so their not grandstanding or hedging. people are far more likely to open up in print then verbally.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 8:53 PM. (later)


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and like I said, obviously it depends on what you read.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 8:54 PM. (later)


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And your comprehension level. And your actual access to reading materials. And the subjective opinion of the subliterate you're arguing with on a message board as to whether or not what you read is worthwhile, I guess.

-- Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyza...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 8:56 PM. (later)


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btw, ally, you're very pretty.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 8:59 PM. (later)

gear (gear), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:43 (nineteen years ago)

ewwwwwwwwwww.

David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 28 September 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

ARRGH LOLLERSKATES BUT EWW WAHT? Should I bother reading anything else that's been posted to that thread?

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

lol avoid squirrel police ; (

gear (gear), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

lol avoid ILE

HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:03 (nineteen years ago)

BONG BONG BONG

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 28 September 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

hahahahaha

"We're a three-bong family!"

M@tt He1geson: Real Name, No Gimmicks (Matt Helgeson), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

btw, ally, you're very pretty.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), September 27th, 2006 8:59 PM. (later)

Squirrel_Police eyes *clap clap* they're waaatching you

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

88. STOLE U A ECKO JACKET FROM WILD PARTY...BUT IT DIDNT FIT. SO SHE LIT IT ON FIRE.

-- BONERTIME! (BONERTIME...) (webmail), Today 2:36 PM. (ddb1) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:23 (nineteen years ago)

103. obsessed with (og) law and order
-- boo berry (wt...), September 28th, 2006 2:17 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)


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103a. to the point where she has a pair of neighborhoodies panties that say "i heart jerry orbach"
-- boo berry (wt...), September 28th, 2006 2:18 PM. (dubplatestyle) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:24 (nineteen years ago)

"i fisted s. epatha merkerson"

-- boo berry (wt...), September 28th, 2006 3:26 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link) (admin)

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:31 (nineteen years ago)

and how.

lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 28 September 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

midget dreams

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 28 September 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

plaese help me i have a pics hove my grandma

-- freez (202-50cen...), September 28th, 2006 11:11 AM.

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 28 September 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

LMAO at midget dreams.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 29 September 2006 00:17 (nineteen years ago)

on THE DATING SCENE:

i roleplayed throughout my teenage years, haven't in a couple years but it's solely due to a prioritization problem. i'll confirm that there's a surprising amount of good-looking female roleplayers, but in my depressing experience most of them were serially monogamous. so if you didn't catch them in between torrid love affairs, good luck.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 29th, 2006.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 29 September 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

CONFIRMED

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 September 2006 04:15 (nineteen years ago)

call me regionalist but all his posts seem to come from the ass region.

estela (estela), Friday, 29 September 2006 04:24 (nineteen years ago)

following up from earlier boffo roffos: little superstar has a posse

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 September 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

"boffo roffos"!

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Friday, 29 September 2006 05:30 (nineteen years ago)

omg "btw, ally you're very pretty"

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 29 September 2006 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

good band, but is it too cliche to wish they'd been able to up the tempo a bit? rolling stone hated them on this basis alone.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 29th, 2006. (Squirrel_Police)

(He's talking about Swans, for fuck's sake.)

Leopold Boom! (noodle vague), Friday, 29 September 2006 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

that is just...wow

how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 11:29 (nineteen years ago)

Ha ha ha ha ha! Swans!

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 29 September 2006 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

he is so... wrong.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 September 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

(in general)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 29 September 2006 12:51 (nineteen years ago)

that isn't a put on????

roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:00 (nineteen years ago)

dj hell = terrible! dining in your sleeping space? "excuse me, helmut, i can't enjoy this spaghetti you made me, your weight bench reeks!" "pardon me while i get off the couch and bang my head on this low japanese lamp"

-- the art ensemble of chicago house (vfoz...) (webmail), September 20th, 2006 11:46 PM. (vahid) (link)

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Friday, 29 September 2006 13:02 (nineteen years ago)

on ur camera
touchin myself

gbx (skowly), Friday, 29 September 2006 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

Trojans Make 9-Year-Old Big Man on Campus

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

...ON RAPE/ROCK THREADS:

this thread makes me wanna vomit.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), September 29th, 2006.

how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Friday, 29 September 2006 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QYcQ464ZMQ

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 29 September 2006 21:05 (nineteen years ago)

I was going to buy this on LP today, but decided I should give it a listen before I purchase. And it looks like I've made the right decision.

-- Ivan G (shakeswithafis...), September 29th, 2006 6:20 PM. (Ivan) (later)

yeah letting a bunch of internet nitwits influence yr purchasing, smart move

i mean, comparing noise music to a washing machine, why that's the sign of a deep and original thinker right there

-- Ward Fowler (wardfowle...), September 29th, 2006 6:23 PM. (Ward Fowler) (later)

hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 29 September 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7PH3GVj104

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 30 September 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

Trojans Make 9-Year-Old Big Man on Campus

aw, cute kid.

service comedy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 30 September 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

haha i got P DIDDY and EINSTEIN

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...) (webmail), Today 12:15 AM. (vahid) (later) (link)

"he looks like that guy"
"p diddy?"
"no ..."
"einstein??"

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...) (webmail), Today 12:15 AM. (vahid) (later) (link)

^@^ (map), Saturday, 30 September 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

my wife and I occasionally amuse ourselves discussing various horrible ways to sexually abuse RR.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...), September 25th, 2006 3:21 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier)

-- milo z (wooderso...), September 25th, 2006.

yep.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...), September 25th, 2006.

oh to be a fly on that wall

-- any cop (theundergroundhom...), September 25th, 2006.

how much, latebloomer? (latebloomer), Saturday, 30 September 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/8168/99pis5.jpg

and what (ooo), Sunday, 1 October 2006 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

julio, get me an old priest and a young priest.

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), July 30th, 2003 2:15 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

don't you have a local church?

-- Julio Desouza (juli...) (webmail), July 30th, 2003 2:17 PM. (jdesouza) (link)

i want fine imported british priests.

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyl...) (webmail), July 30th, 2003 2:19 PM. (dubplatestyle) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Monday, 2 October 2006 09:04 (nineteen years ago)

From when I was much young person, I have had this fancy: I am finding myself on my base in mine pigiami with an arm around to my bear of the teddy (are much young person in these... possibly 2 uniforms of dream or 3) and then the bear of the teddy comes to life and begins nuzzling up and down my body... and then I obtain much hard one from this fantasy... I will not enter in more particular because it would be much inadequate one! But that what has been able this dream to mean?

-- rodman (rodangue...), October 1st, 2006 2:35 PM.

i love you.

-- aefuob (feu...), October 2nd, 2006 6:03 AM.

am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 11:51 (nineteen years ago)

"bear of the teddy" !!!!!!!1111

am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 11:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.americaslibrary.gov/assets/aa/roosevelt/aa_roosevelt_bears_1_e.jpg

PRKLTR (flezaffe), Monday, 2 October 2006 11:55 (nineteen years ago)

reads like a babelfish translation. "I obtain much hard one"

am0n (am0n), Monday, 2 October 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

"I obtain much hard one"

please oh please new ilx meme dere

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Monday, 2 October 2006 13:47 (nineteen years ago)

I'm DJing at a Women's Studies student party, what tunes would you recommend?

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Monday, 2 October 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know what any of this means, who these ppl are, and what the hold steady is, but I feel confident in proclaiming it all to be FAGGOT SHIT.

-- I GUARONTEE ::cajun voice:: (adelangsto...), January 3rd, 2006.

gear (gear), Monday, 2 October 2006 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

Maf54: btw teen you are very pretty
-- gear (speed.to.roam@...), Today 4:03 AM.

estela (estela), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:13 (nineteen years ago)

* When the world seems bigger than God, call Psalm 90

lol world is hueg

-- Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyza...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 2 October 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

capt save-a-GOP
-- and what (an...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2006 1:39 PM. (ooo) (link)

oh yeah, that's me. wtf.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2006 1:41 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

ts: being a journalist in dc vs having a brother who pranks nu metal bands
-- and what (an...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2006 1:42 PM. (ooo) (link)

uh okay, yeah that seems relevant.
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2006 1:43 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

any inside tips on fieldy from korn's reaction to all this? can we expect an exclusive?
-- and what (an...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2006 1:44 PM. (ooo) (link)

my mom works at an elementary school in rural south carolina who dont know valerie plame from a hole in the ground & theyre talking about foley 'cover-ups' = this has legs
-- and what (an...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2006 1:45 PM. (ooo) (link)

now that's what I call hard-hitting political analysis
-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), October 2nd, 2006 1:46 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 2 October 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

In what way is this a "must read"? Not even vaguely amusing.

-- Andrew (n...), Today 5:54 PM. (enneff) (later)

THIS IS THE SOUND OF RADIOHEAD BEING BEATEN AT A GAME THEY WEREN'T EVEN BOL (slu, Monday, 2 October 2006 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.break.com/index/stoned_professor.html lol old internet

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 2 October 2006 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

ysi?

-- Leopold Boom! (noodle_vagu...), September 29th, 2006 12:01 PM. (link)

I keep trying to ysi wagemann to someone elses internet

-- PappaWheelie burried Paul. The clues are there man! (evieandjo...), September 29th, 2006 12:10 PM.

real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 00:18 (nineteen years ago)

Damn, that was a hot Bun B. interview. I'm surprised that dude is that articulate and intelligent. Now I'm motivated to go and finally listen to his shit.

-- Colin Cassidy (chcus...), October 2nd, 2006.

why are you surprised?

-- Matos-Webster Dictionary (michaelangelomato...), October 2nd, 2006.


Why am I surprised? I don't know I expected him to be talking like the average rapper does, instead he sounds like a college professor.

-- Colin Cassidy (chcus...), October 2nd, 2006.

And I'm racist.

-- Colin Cassidy (chcus...), October 2nd, 2006.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

I know it's just text, but the timing on that is beautiful.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

AnthonySEaston: hello
AnthonySEaston: is this Rep. Foley?
AnthonySEaston: im not a journalist, dont work for anyone who would get
AnthonySEaston: discus
maf54: i obtain much hard one
-- cousin larry bundgee (bge...), October 3rd, 2006. (bundgee)

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 13:19 (nineteen years ago)

http://tuppers.com/cereal/2000dbct.htm

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Tuesday, 3 October 2006 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

are these aim chats or wtf?? (xpost)

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 17:50 (nineteen years ago)

it's bundgee's parody of this (which started on the foley thread and ended up on wonkette)

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 3 October 2006 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

the tv show's generic middle-aged coach just can't compete with Billy Bob.

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 6:07 PM. (later)


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but the red head is sexiest man in tv on months, i want to touch his penis

-- anthony easton (anthonyeasto...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 6:39 PM. (later)

gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 00:43 (nineteen years ago)

banning me as a put down, oh so funny ha ha

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 01:17 (nineteen years ago)

I'm DJing at a Mammary Studies student party, what tunes would you recommend?
-- timmy tannin (timmytanni...), Today. (pompous)

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

I would like to read that one too....
-- Glen Goetze (glen@modularpeople.com), October 1st, 2006 10:30 PM. (GlenGoetze) (later)

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

poor todd p, a victim of the endless quest for roffles

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 04:04 (nineteen years ago)

another victim of excelsior syndrome

gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 04:05 (nineteen years ago)

here's the thing- dude was screwing his mom

-- and what (an...) (webmail), October 3rd, 2006 10:17 PM. (ooo)

Fetchboy (Felcher), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 04:07 (nineteen years ago)

that kills me every time, serious.

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/1976/lolzxm1.jpg

gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 16:39 (nineteen years ago)

the oberlin ref desk thread is back!

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

complete with joykillers, natch

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

i want to add more but i'll never top myself

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 17:29 (nineteen years ago)

you never know unless you try

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

How many of you dueds go to Oberlin anyway?

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:02 (nineteen years ago)

I think just trees and lfam. But there are also a few alums, like Dan Selzer and Lauren P and Eppy.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

ilx_colleges.xls

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

xpost! - database.xls

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, where did i go to school

gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

yes, where did i go to school?

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/4052/jaymcfx0.gif

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

bonus points if you can tell me what ilxor and i were in the same freshman class

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:38 (nineteen years ago)

tell me too

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

gear:
http://chronicle.com/jobs/profiles/icons/2421/2421h.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:44 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc what's my favorite variation of chunky's baked potato soup?

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:46 (nineteen years ago)

i just wet my pants

gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

bacon and cheese

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:48 (nineteen years ago)

everyone's is bacon and cheese, that's a no brainer.

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:50 (nineteen years ago)

blount's gonna say something like chive now

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

to be difficult

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

JAYMC WHAT FILM DID I STAR APPEAR IN AS A CHILD ACTOR

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://services.windowsmedia.com/dvdcover/cov150/drt200/t203/t20340ea6ic.jpg

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, what legendary emo band did a young steve shasta see in the garage of a high school party?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gong to guess drive like jehu

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

xp nice one!

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:06 (nineteen years ago)

STEAK jackasses! what's the point of getting bacon & chz baked potato soup - shit ain't even chunky!

j blount (papa la bas), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:08 (nineteen years ago)

What, you mash the taters w/ your spork?

David R. (popshots75`), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:19 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc what south american country was i once the dictator of?

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

you don't need to be jaymc to know it was guyana.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

i don't think you were EVER a dictator of a south american country!

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

tell that to the suffering guyanese!

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:39 (nineteen years ago)

They weren't suffering, that's propaganda.

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

yeah i mean people complain but their problems are soon fixed because you never hear from them again

gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

SO SAYS THE FASCIST DICTATOR OPPRESSOR OF THE PEOPLE'S WILL.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

er, xpost.

otto midnight (otto midnight), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

jaymc, how are babies made?

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:47 (nineteen years ago)

who are you?

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:51 (nineteen years ago)

i'm gong to guess drive like jehu
-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), Today 1:04 PM. (vahid)

WRONG, DLJ = indie rock, not EMO. You should know this V.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

who are you?

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 4:51 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

BRONZE THIS POST

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:53 (nineteen years ago)

HE MUST KNOW FOR THE DATABASE.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

i dont know who map is either! u_u

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:54 (nineteen years ago)

lonely toronto comma man

shit even I know that.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:55 (nineteen years ago)

oh. hi mark. :)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:56 (nineteen years ago)

you're fired

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

Don't be fooled, it's really Rep Foley R-Florida!!!!

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 4 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

Maf54: jaymc do you know how babies are made
jaymc: who are you?
Maf54: 'bronze' this 'post' ;)

gear (gear), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:00 (nineteen years ago)

lol ohhhhhhh

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:01 (nineteen years ago)

anyway shasta i'm gonna guess....heroin.

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ controversial moderator edit

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:05 (nineteen years ago)

shabba out-jaymc-s jaymc.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

fourfa.com_emohistory.xls

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

gosh my e-wang seems small now

HUNTA-V (vahid), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:19 (nineteen years ago)

thats ok V cuz uncle mark's here to hlep you out,.. lol

maf54. (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

there are also a lot of oberlin lurkers, like the kid who 'designed' this website: http://www.cs.oberlin.edu/~amandel/shoppingspree/

the audio samples are totally golden punk noise shit.

trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c276/MollyMoFo/danuk8sc.jpg

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

hay Todd P,
this is Wrink P. i'm in nyc now.
holla atcha boy.

well, c ya

-- Wrinklepossum's Awesome Blossom (wrinklepaw...), October 4th, 2006 4:15 PM. (Wrinklepaws) (later) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

i didn't know he lurked! hi sash!

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

台 Becky

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 5 October 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

heh heh heh i have my ways. still, he quit the facebook and joined the 'faceworld,' as he and tom call it. (the amount of time and roffles keeping this 'faceworld' facade up is well worth it apparently). he lurks a lot more on ilx than someone should lurk, almost.

hey dood, i kno ur readin this.

trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 5 October 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

Push teh copz in hte river omgz!!!1

Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 5 October 2006 08:28 (nineteen years ago)

http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/659/a3coursefin11qn.gif

-- Confounded (confoundsk...), October 2nd, 2006 11:28 PM. (Confounded)

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 5 October 2006 11:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://gorillamask.net/Media/indianthriller.wmv

PRKLTR (flezaffe), Thursday, 5 October 2006 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/3962/hostessspidey02sq7.jpg [controversial moderator image fix]

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 5 October 2006 20:35 (nineteen years ago)

GIGGLE ATTACK

sleep (sleep), Thursday, 5 October 2006 20:44 (nineteen years ago)

This is like the Rashomon of NYC loft shows.

-- Eppy (epp...), Today.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 5 October 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

ok played but still, from bummerz....


2376. heartbroken. i think. i don't know what's going on.
-- like murderinging (mi...), October 4th, 2006 10:14 PM. (modestmickey) (later)

that sucks dude. :(
maybe leave the house for a while. go for a walk or something.

-- ^@^ (^@^), October 4th, 2006 10:15 PM. (map) (later)

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 5 October 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

haha! he is under house arrest! ZING ZANG

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

that shit's like marmaduke - ALWAYS FUNNY

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:15 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.townofelsmere.com/images/marmaduke.gif

gear (gear), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

see, that's funny because it's a joke about the dog lovin food AND a joke about the man lovin donuts.

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

if only there was somebody to do a stilted photorealist painting of this situation

and what (ooo), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

if its a MEDIOCRE stilted photorealist painting then count me in!

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:26 (nineteen years ago)

isn't there a photoshop plugin for that kind of thing?

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 5 October 2006 23:31 (nineteen years ago)

yes he lives in california

and what (ooo), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

i thought he lived in nc.jpg

-- (688), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:31 (nineteen years ago)

OUCH, right in the bundgee

xpost

^@^ (map), Friday, 6 October 2006 00:38 (nineteen years ago)

OOH THE IMPLICATIONS

-- Dr. Alicia D. Titsovich (evi...), October 5th, 2006 4:03 PM. (sexyDancer) (later)

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 6 October 2006 01:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h140/nosehairymon/_DSC0106-2.jpg

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Friday, 6 October 2006 03:54 (nineteen years ago)

is that what beck's career has come to?

louise jaguar (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 6 October 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeowch, ethan comin straight outta compton with the sub-jaymc

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 6 October 2006 04:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.slibe.com/publicimage/abe78f10-1914_jpg/

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 6 October 2006 04:13 (nineteen years ago)

You know, if I'm ever busking and someone slips me a fucking kid, I'm throwing that shit right back in their face.

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 6 October 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

sub-jaymc has some implications

j blount (papa la bas), Friday, 6 October 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

ethan comin straight outta compton

haha! he listens to rap! ZING ZANG!

chaki (chaki), Friday, 6 October 2006 06:54 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.glumbert.com/media/consent

not that funny but there are moments!

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:21 (nineteen years ago)

BORAT IN OAKLAND = SHAFT IN AFRICA

-- Dr Morbius (wjwe...), October 6th, 2006 10:44 AM. (Dr Morbius) (later)

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:50 (nineteen years ago)

capt mystic defend a ho

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:56 (nineteen years ago)

what is the oberlin ref desk thread

There are other oberlin alum who just lurk, btw.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 6 October 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

and Mike Kelley (of Kelley Polar Quartet, no Destroy All Monsters) posted.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:04 (nineteen years ago)

we want to bring mike back, but all of my co-horts on concert board are like, 'no one will come! let's bring (smog).' and then i called them all pussies and pseudo-resigned from the board.

trees (treesessplode), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:31 (nineteen years ago)

I brought Tono-Bungay out, got them to open for Guided By Voices.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:39 (nineteen years ago)

didn't you say you were going to do Disco Orchestra/T-Money and the Change etc? All those dudes were pretty much my year or the year before or after, mostly conservatory folks.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:40 (nineteen years ago)

ROFFLES NOT OBIES

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

point me to aforementioned thread then!

you know what's funny? That guy who went on sex chat boards and pretended he was a wizard or a rhino or started doing it with the pizza.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

as in pizzapiedeliveryboners.jpg?

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:49 (nineteen years ago)

Dear God,
If you let the dinasor no exstinct we would not have a country.
You did the right thing.
Jonathan

Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 6 October 2006 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.adamchance.com/funny.htm

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 6 October 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

late but re: marmaduke
http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 6 October 2006 15:54 (nineteen years ago)

ihttp://img516.imageshack.us/img516/1509/thatsourmarmaduke7nx5vf.jpg

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

OMG

got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:27 (nineteen years ago)

deej that is srsly the greatest thing ever.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:38 (nineteen years ago)

instant messaging the reference librarian at my college

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 6 October 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

(xp) hahah that's awesome

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

deej that picture is fucking awesome. how did you find it?

Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

wizardishungry (11:24:02 AM): wtf is this shit
wizardishungry (11:24:03 AM) has left the room.

gear (gear), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

Some of the ObieRef convos are soooo funny...I can't believe how fucking CONTROVERSIAL it was. Relax already.

p.s. I work in the library too (as a student)

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:25 (nineteen years ago)

do you all look at every thread? I never looked at the thread till now. It was very funny. People are crazy.

Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-840.vo.llnwd.net/01253/04/82/1253742840_l.jpg

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

how did you find it?

It was linked in the archives of that marmadukeexplained blog

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

Marmaduke has a thing for French prostitutes.

i am dying.

trees (treesessplode), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.njweedman.com/button_no_jesus.gif

trees (treesessplode), Friday, 6 October 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

charlton lido: it was always acid rathjer than shrooms

steve shasta: *launches jaymc_narc.xls*

chaki (chaki), Friday, 6 October 2006 18:54 (nineteen years ago)

ned's gonna run out of righty bloggers to link to, he's about two days shy of resorting to cutting and pasting user comments from prussian blue's myspace profile.

-- gear (speed.to.roa...) (webmail), Yesterday 9:27 PM. (gear) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/8012/urpl9.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 6 October 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

: O

gear (gear), Friday, 6 October 2006 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

oh dear

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

:-O

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha that was my idea

and what (ooo), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

you scamp

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:06 (nineteen years ago)

the last thing someone sees as they pull the blanket down from their eyes ; (

gear (gear), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

put the fuckin lotion in the basket

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

This was written by the same guy who wrote _Kingdom Of Heaven_? Gack. That was a dissapointment. Never has a film had so many speeches that said so little. Why make a film about a war of religion and shy away from the barest hint of controversy?

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) \

chicken thigh

-- j blount (jamesbloun...)

btw blount you are very pretty

-- gear (speed.to.roa...)

and what (ooo), Friday, 6 October 2006 22:07 (nineteen years ago)

HEAVENS!

roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 6 October 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

my grandma just emailed me a joke about stoner metal

HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 6 October 2006 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

From: xxxxxxmohragi@cox.net
Subject: Fw: Cats and their personal stereos
Date: October 6, 2006 11:44:05 AM PDT

house cat

rap cat

metal cat

stevie wonder cat

techno cat

stoner rock cat

HUNTA-V (vahid), Saturday, 7 October 2006 00:16 (nineteen years ago)

cox.net

jaxon (jaxon), Saturday, 7 October 2006 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

TEARS - xpost

fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Saturday, 7 October 2006 00:33 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha techno cat omg

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Saturday, 7 October 2006 05:02 (nineteen years ago)

the perfect antidote to ugle cat

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Saturday, 7 October 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

the question remains: why are they all listening to Jim Croce?

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Saturday, 7 October 2006 14:11 (nineteen years ago)

i\'m fucking dying here

j blount (papa la bas), Saturday, 7 October 2006 14:30 (nineteen years ago)

Q: What did Stevie Wonder's parents do when he was a bad boy while growing up?
A: They rearranged the furniture in his room

-- Geir Hongro (geirhon...), September 11th, 2006.

Geir that is pretty obviously just a Helen Keller joke with the name changed. D-

-- bernard snow (andrew.bryso...), September 11th, 2006.

latebloomer: just raw dead fucking babies (latebloomer), Saturday, 7 October 2006 18:56 (nineteen years ago)

When Yahoo decides to make the House Ethics Committee look like CRAZY ASSHOLES for fun:

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20061007/capt.f76614533dba4f46a55a94483e326326.foley_ethics_committee_wx101.jpg?x=210&y=345&sig=rk53ao5.74P8i5zyf_sxeQ--

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Saturday, 7 October 2006 19:58 (nineteen years ago)

the stevie wonder one is my fave of those cats. so peaceful.

trees (treesessplode), Saturday, 7 October 2006 20:15 (nineteen years ago)

Tubbs Jones??

Songbirds of Darker Florida (cprek), Saturday, 7 October 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

hey all if u would like to know all about incest n the killer times u can have n if u have stories that u would luv to share with me n I'll share with u hit me back @ my yahoo mr_pimp_sho... really hope to hear from u ! luv the Pimp!

-- MrPimpShow (mr_pimp_sho...), October 8th, 2006 1:49 PM.

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 8 October 2006 16:58 (nineteen years ago)

HI WHERE ARE MY ADMIN PRIVS YOU STALINIST STARFLEET FAGGOTS
-- caitlin oh no

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Sunday, 8 October 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

choosing between thai and indian is kinda like splitting a baby in half or something. a baby that you really like!
-- scott seward (skotro...), October 8th, 2006.

fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Sunday, 8 October 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

Is the movie is really called "Live Free or Die Hard"? That's gotta be the worst title ever. Plus they're biting Dead Prez:

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0000CD5F6.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), October 8th, 2006 1:08 PM. (later)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

no they're biting the state of new hampshire's motto. do keep up, toumas

-- am0n (vvv...) (webmail), October 8th, 2006 1:11 PM. (later)

gear (gear), Sunday, 8 October 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Tubbs Jones??

Stephanie Tubbs Jones.

jaymc (jaymc), Sunday, 8 October 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.sugarmegs.org/graphics/real-buffering.jpg

-- Really cool, wickedly cool, cooly cool bon apetit! (jo...), September 11th, 2006 4:21 PM. (ex machina)

am0n (am0n), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

future ned euroblog entries (abridged):
Brussels - Bedded several women. Purchased coke off gerbil-like man.

Amsterdam - Slept with junkies in train station :-)

Bucharest - Worked in zoo for three weeks.

Czech Rupublic - Awoke to find scrotum covered in ticks, drowned them in rum.

Warsaw. Can't stop scratching. Eyes mad with pain. Now living in basement beneath animal fur store.

Prague - Wept from sores. Spent two days literally stuck to public toilet.

Berlin - Need help. Must find Dan. Please, someone.

Bratislava - Lost anal virginity to a crucifix.

Moscow - Killed bear with cudgel, now wear skin as prize.

-- and what (an...), October 9th, 2006. (ooo) (link)

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 9 October 2006 15:56 (nineteen years ago)

yeah that one gets better with age

PRKLTR (flezaffe), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

thats why its (abridged)

and what (ooo), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:12 (nineteen years ago)

oic, good editing job. maybe you should have nixed bucharest as well though

PRKLTR (flezaffe), Monday, 9 October 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

xpost what i said last, but wait, i'll shut up, i've already been "schooled." have a good day, "and what." is it miller time in your time zone? cause i would imagine that refreshing beer could help you forget the factthat you are a small-minded syphilitic degenerate with shit-for-brains and a huge mouth.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...) (webmail), October 9th, 2006 5:47 PM. (later)

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

is it miller time in your time zone?

gear (gear), Monday, 9 October 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

oh yah i forgot. stupid bitch ass mother fuckers hate beer.

chaki (chaki), Monday, 9 October 2006 23:55 (nineteen years ago)

mexicans?

shabba ranks (dubplatestyle), Monday, 9 October 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://motionographer.com/media/battle_adbands-w.mov

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

lol what thread

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 00:32 (nineteen years ago)

john that really belongs on "awesomely awesome shit"

HUNTA-V (vahid), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

call me regionalist, but is it miller time in your time zone?

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9973/ibeatanorexiatshirtfk4.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 04:18 (nineteen years ago)

well, at least he's looking at the bright side

latebloomer: just raw dead fucking, babies! (latebloomer), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 04:58 (nineteen years ago)

in a meeting in my boss' office today, i noticed a dry erase board in the corner with daily affirmations on it. the funny ones:

treat personal assistant as an actual human being (stop yelling)
start wanting my employees to succeed
understand that 99.9% of people are not as smart as me


▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Tuesday, 10 October 2006 15:11 (nineteen years ago)

are you dilbert

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

there was a fat dude wearing a handmade I BEAT ANOREXIA shirt at the pitchfork festival, too.

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:07 (nineteen years ago)

[mean things about xxxl shirts]

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 16:09 (nineteen years ago)

45. massive, 7.0 richter-scale earthquake -- causes $1B in improvements!

-- Eisbär (llamasfu...) (webmail), Today 12:06 PM. (llamasfur) (link

Vacillatrix (x Jeremy), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

DON'T TRY IT. YOU DON'T TRY IT. AND YOU, DON'T TRY IT EITHER. HEY, DON'T TRY IT. NED, DON'T TRY IT. LUKA, I HOPE YOU DON'T TRY IT. MATOS DON'T FUCKING TRY IT. JESS I'LL PUNCH YOUR FACE IN, *DON'T* TRY IT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU USE A TOOTHBRUSH, I'LL FUCKING DO YOU IN, DON'T TRY IT. TIM F DON'T TRY IT, SO YOU HAVE A BLOG, I HAVE A FIST. MARK C DON'T TRY IT, YOU ARE BALD. YOU ENJOY RICE? FUCKING NAZI SCUM DON'T TRY IT. TOM DON'T TRY IT, I WILL PUT THE "IS" BETWEEN THE LETTERS FT AND CONNECT IT WITH YOUR FACE. STEVEM DON'T TRY IT, YOUR FACE WILL BE A MASHUP.

-- geoff (gffcnn...) (webmail), October 10th, 2006 3:10 PM. (gcannon) (later) (link) (admin) (userip)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

sanskrit yr new handle ruelz

got yourself a fish biscuit! (nickalicious), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 19:38 (nineteen years ago)

my friend is gonna open a restaurant next door to Hooters called Cooters. the logo is gonna be a camel. on top of the camel is gonna be a beaver holding a clam. and they're all gonna be in a boat.

-- jaxon (gnarls.in.charg...) (webmail), October 10th, 2006 2:36 AM. (jaxon) (later) (link)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Tuesday, 10 October 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

this video was on the DVD extras for Suspiria...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbMZePC0SWE

latebloomer: just raw dead fucking, babies! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 01:59 (nineteen years ago)

the drummer twirling his sticks gets me every time

latebloomer: just raw dead fucking, babies! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:00 (nineteen years ago)

those guys are chodes, but that song still rules

Maf54 (plsmith), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

UH except for that guitar solo

Maf54 (plsmith), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

and that human voice synth

Maf54 (plsmith), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:24 (nineteen years ago)

goblin rules

latebloomer: just raw dead fucking, babies! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

goblin rules, daemonia doesn't

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

well duh, lol

latebloomer: just raw dead fucking, babies! (latebloomer), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

66. thanks to noise board-acquired knowledge my jaguar is back to playable condition, though still needs work. i'm thinking about putting saddles from a mustang on it, any opinions on that?
-- otto midnight (effyouto...), October 11th, 2006 11:50 AM. (otto midnight) (admin) (userip)

Are you going to play it or ride it into the sunset?
-- got yourself a fish biscuit! (crucial.bonu...), October 11th, 2006 12:04 PM. (nickalicious) (admin) (userip)

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

goblin rules, daemonia doesn't, duh, lol

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 11 October 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Can someone please post this image:

ihttp://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4742/spride0ro.jpg

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 00:50 (nineteen years ago)

dude: <img src="http://www.servername.com/imagename.jpg">

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/4742/spride0ro.jpg

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

YES!

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:25 (nineteen years ago)

do u feeel like u got the secret to eternal life

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

You mean the html trick or the cock pants?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 01:53 (nineteen years ago)

i've seen that pic tons of times, but never noticed the 500$ bills in his pocket. what country is that from?

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 02:12 (nineteen years ago)

Maybe they're Francs?

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Thursday, 12 October 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer, i watched that Suspiria a few weeks back and was totally blown by that video. as in, i was so high and laughing so hard that i went into a coughing fit.

trees (treesessplode), Thursday, 12 October 2006 03:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TviTCFAGr6w

turbogirlwc8ko3.jpg (blastocyst), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:20 (nineteen years ago)

latebloomer, i watched that Suspiria a few weeks back and was totally blown by that video. as in, i was so high and laughing so hard that i went into a coughing fit.

-- trees (meltingglacier...), October 12th, 2006.

me too! totally made my day yesterday

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

now i remember why i love the internet xp to argentinian(?) metalkids

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

d00Dz, that sepultura video is the bestest ever! so many rad things about it. the bunk bed in the room. the kid is total pro. broke a string and kept on keepin on. and his high little voice. one day his balls will drop

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

ok those kids are awesome

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:31 (nineteen years ago)

gah, all us fucking americans get are little kids singing along to britney spears and kelly clarkson

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

HOLY FUCK. kid's only 13 and can play the drums and fucking solo like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-ZZqJOb5xY

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

it totally breaks through my cynicism and gives me hope for the future

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:35 (nineteen years ago)

HAHA. STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN.

i just finished that chuck klosterman killing myself to live book (eh) but there's a part where he talks about every generation ever will have "that guy" that's a total zep head.

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:38 (nineteen years ago)

pretty fucking killer

not so great at the blues, though.

xp i thought he said that every american guy goes through a zep phase?

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

Goddamn! These kids holy shit!

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:44 (nineteen years ago)

sepultura is reuniting btw.

chaki (chaki), Thursday, 12 October 2006 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

lol pokemon shirt

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 12 October 2006 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

they should tour w/magik markers as the lineup in that sepultura song

Fetchboy (Felcher), Thursday, 12 October 2006 13:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orLpZxEd24Y

latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:26 (nineteen years ago)

do u feeel like u got the secret to eternal life

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...), October 11th, 2006. (orion) (admin)

is that an achewood joke

Maf54 (plsmith), Thursday, 12 October 2006 16:35 (nineteen years ago)

me: i'd like it hot
waiter: ok
me: no, real spicy, like what you ate before you started your shift
waiter: i don't think you could handle that
me: oh, i didn't know this is one of those trendy "fusion" thai places..
waiter (evil grin): no problem, we'll make it very spicy sir

-- ▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ (mikeoptin...), Today 2:38 PM. (sanskrit)

Hilarity ensues, comedy gold, etc. etc.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 12 October 2006 21:12 (nineteen years ago)

request for permiton

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 13 October 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.makezine.com/blog/archive/2006/06/rubiks_cube_solving_robot.html actually more terrifying than anything.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 13 October 2006 02:23 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah, normally that'd be cool but after just finishing the first season of Battlestar G.... terrifying is accurate.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 October 2006 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

the algorithm for solving the rubik's cube was worked out a while ago. i know that the one i had in the early 1990s had a "solution sheet" laying out the process.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 13 October 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

the algorithm for solving the rubik's cube was worked out a while ago.

Yeah, like in 1984 or something.

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:16 (nineteen years ago)

kinda want to use the sound on that video as part of a song or something...

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 13 October 2006 13:57 (nineteen years ago)

just saying anyone can do it

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 13 October 2006 14:05 (nineteen years ago)

ANYONE IS NOT A LARGE ROBOT.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 13 October 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

The Prime Directives

1. Serve the public trust
2. Protect the innocent
3. Uphold the law
4. Classified*

*solve the Rubik's Cube

am0n (am0n), Friday, 13 October 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

don't mean shit to a cup stacker

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:24 (nineteen years ago)

Comments & Responses

evolve123 (4 days ago)
u suck! I've seen faster.
(Reply)

sleep (sleep), Friday, 13 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

omg my roommate's screensaver just says

LIVE EXTREME

gbx (skowly), Friday, 13 October 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

He left out some X's.

Change it to "DO THE DEW" when he isn't looking.

John Justen, the tap-dancing spirochete in your zesty chicken fingers. (johnjust, Friday, 13 October 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

WE KNEW IT:

The actual tabulation of the poll shouldn't take THAT long. I mean, it's a huge fucking endeavor, but I tabulated all of the female critics' lists after the fact a couple years ago with nothing more than an Excel spreadsheet and it probably took me about 6 hours.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Today 4:09 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Wednesday, 18 October 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

WHY!!!!?>????~!!

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 01:08 (nineteen years ago)

because he is jaymc

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

but too much grease = titty pimples, no?
-- milo z (wooderso...), October 17th, 2006. (mlp) (link)

trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

gay mysoginists

-- Susan Douglas (SusanisDougla...), Yesterday 11:09 PM. (Susan Douglas) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:23 (nineteen years ago)

David Berman in interview: “You don't want to err on the side of Weird Al Yankovic. The idea of being weird is as quaint as a gaslight lamp, of course. Like calling mental institutions Laughing Academies. I suppose that's an example of humor obscuring truth. I use it more like psychological realism. I don’t take pleasure in Ingmar Bergman movies or bleak music that aggressively exterminates hope, like Nico albums. All humor falls between Weird Al and Nico.”

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 03:53 (nineteen years ago)

WHY!!!!?>????~!!

It was interesting. I started a thread about it.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

no. more why would you spend 6 hours on something like that.

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:39 (nineteen years ago)

Like I said, I found it interesting. I mostly did it while taking breaks at work. The 6 hours was an estimate.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

Did you collate by home address or maiden name?

▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

Actually it was by blood type, then by social security #.

jaymc (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 18:19 (nineteen years ago)

its not funny when you play along

and what (ooo), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 19:04 (nineteen years ago)

THIS IS JUST TO SAY

I have saved over
your Ocarina of Time game
that was on
the memory card

and which
you were probably
saving
for this weekend

Forgive me
I missed Navi
and Dodongo
needed a beating

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), October 10th, 2005 1:56 PM. (nabisco) (link)


In the room the women come and go
talking of Super Mario.

Do I dare to eat out Peach?

-- nabisco (--...) (webmail), October 10th, 2005 3:23 PM. (nabisco) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

that wasn't me, ethan.

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

wtf? is that nintendo/eliot slashup?

^@^ (map), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

williams too

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

After interviewing some 40 former congressional pages, FBI agents have yet to turn up any evidence of direct sexual contact between underage pages and former Congressman Mark Foley.
Instead, according to law enforcement officials and several former pages, a pattern is emerging of seduction by Foley that began when the boys were 16 and 17. In cases where actual sex followed, it was not until the boys were at the legal age of 18.

http://blogs.abcnews.com/theblotter/2006/10/fbi_yet_to_find.html

-- jhoshea megafauna (totalwizar...), Today 1:38 PM. (scoopsnoodle) (later)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

it was not until the boys were at the legal age of 18.
what, like as their birthday present?


-- kingfish prætor (jdsalmo...), Today 1:41 PM. (kingfish 2.0) (later)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WORST BIRTHDAY EVER
-- jhoshea megafauna (totalwizar...), Today 1:46 PM. (scoopsnoodle) (later)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

I ASKED FOR XBOX AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS GAY CONGRESSMAN
-- jhoshea megafauna (totalwizar...), Today 1:46 PM. (scoopsnoodle)

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

What is the worst thing that ever happened to you?

An enormous woman named Tanqueray stole my breakfast in jail.
-- kirsten (KM...), August 4th, 2003 1:31 PM. (kirsten)

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 19 October 2006 04:14 (nineteen years ago)

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i119/psychadelic6606/cooterpunch.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 19 October 2006 06:25 (nineteen years ago)

I've never seen that picture without that guy's head being a ninja turtle.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 19 October 2006 06:51 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.erosblog.com/archives/ninja-turtle-fisting.jpg

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 19 October 2006 06:52 (nineteen years ago)

(It's a little sad that I was able to find a specific ninja turtle fisting picture on the internet so easily)

Dan I. (Dan I.), Thursday, 19 October 2006 06:53 (nineteen years ago)

I wish my Dad could make movies of my favorite books starring Angelina Jolie.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), October 19th, 2006 2:02 AM. (marmotwolof)

i wish you would die

-- fauxhemian (struggi...), October 19th, 2006 2:07 AM. (fauxhemian)

I will! Be patient.

-- Marmot (marmotwolo...), October 19th, 2006 2:13 AM. (marmotwolof)

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 19 October 2006 12:12 (nineteen years ago)

my UK view on ayn rand = eccentric 50s author who wrote books where big strapping economists say things like "I had to kill my cat because SHE WAS WEAK!!" and then some buxotic lady economist says "quite right, darling there is no time for emotion in our WORLD OF NOW!!"

US view on rand seems to = omg this is serious philosophy!!!

-- Mark Co (elmarkc...)

and what (ooo), Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:08 (nineteen years ago)

that is the most otm description of ayn rand i have ever read

▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Thursday, 19 October 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

she's very silly

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 19 October 2006 18:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDIi0dzmvpE

gbx (skowly), Friday, 20 October 2006 04:12 (nineteen years ago)

Global Capitalism: The Solution to World Oppression and Poverty

Distribution: SPPD faculty and students, Econ graduate students

The USC Objectivist Club asks that I alert you to this seminar.


University of Southern California
Global Capitalism: The Solution to World Poverty and Oppression
Date: Fri, Oct 27, 2006
Time: 6:30pm
Location: SAL - 101
http://www.usc.edu/about/visit/upc/driving_directions/

Contact Info: aynrand@usc.edu
www.uscobjectivistclub.com

Global Capitalism: The Solution to World Oppression and Poverty

Capitalism is the system of individual rights. The enormous success of
capitalism in Asia in the 20th century's second half, and the beginning of
its positive impact in contemporary Latin America add to the evidence
accumulated in Europe and North America over the past 200 years: capitalism
is the system of both freedom and prosperity. Conversely, capitalism's
antipode -- statism in any form -- those systems that deny the principle of
individual rights, necessitates both political oppression and economic
destitution. The purpose of this talk is to show this and why these claims
are true.

This talk shows that wherever the political/economic system of capitalism is
instituted on any continent in any era men's freedom and prosperity are
greatly increased. This was as true of 18th century Europe as it is of 21st
century Asia. From its earliest days, capitalism raised the poor's living
standards and, within a century, eradicated in the Western world the
ages-old scourge of child labor. At the turn of the 21st century, the
enormous benefits of capitalism are beginning to be reaped in the 3rd World,
especially in Asia. As Ayn Rand stated, capitalism is the ideal social
system and this talk, based on three years of research for 'The Capitalist
Manifesto,' proves it.

Dr. Andrew Bernstein, is a professor of philosophy at Marist College and
also lectures at the State University of New York, where he was selected as
Outstanding Teacher in 2004. He has given addresses at Harvard, Stanford,
West Pont, Northwestern, Carnegie-Mellon, Columbia, the University of
Michigan, the University of Chicago, USC, among others. He is a frequent
contributor to several major newspapers as well as a frequent radio and TV
commentator. He is also affiliated with the Ayn Rand Institute, where he is
a Senior Writer and Speaker. He has published several books, including Heart
of a Pagan, The Capitalist Manifesto: The Historic, Economic, and
Philosophic Case for Laissez-Faire, and Cliffs Notes for Ayn Rand's Atlas
Shrugged, The Fountainhead, and Anthem.

martha gives letterman the 'lick' (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 October 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

fact: i came to this thread to post the rand thing without any knowledge that the last few posts were actually about rand!

martha gives letterman the 'lick' (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 20 October 2006 16:00 (nineteen years ago)

OMG LMAO at the first paragraph. READ ONE (1) SAMUEL HUNTINGTON, ACTUALLY STUDY STATE STRUCTURING IN ASIA.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 20 October 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

wow! he found THE solution

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Friday, 20 October 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

WE MUST BUY MORE PRODUCTS FROM CHINA

trees (treesessplode), Friday, 20 October 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

I had this weird friend in college who was both a Randite and a hardcore fundamentalist Christian. She also tended to go to extremes in general though, including a half-hearted suicide attempt.

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...) (webmail), October 19th, 2006 12:07 PM. (Hurting) (later) (link)

Not very extreme of her.

-- Laurel (sininspac...) (webmail), October 19th, 2006 12:08 PM. (Laurel) (later) (link)

Allyzay lives aprox. 200 feet away from a stadium (allyzay), Friday, 20 October 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

You are an Internet Test!

You are retarded and not funny.

That doesn't stop others from taking you.

Your results get posted on messageboards and Myspace.

What Internet Meme Are You?

-- am0n (vvv...) (webmail), Today 2:30 PM. (am0n) (later) (link)

^@^ (map), Friday, 20 October 2006 18:34 (nineteen years ago)

Sbarro was the cause of one of the messiest, nastiest public toilet shitting experiences of my whole entire life.

Let me elaborate.

It started out like any Sunday really, sun shining, birds singing, morning newspaper open on the kitchen table. Then I ate at a shopping mall Sbarro. Suddenly I was seized with the urge to explosively blow feces out my anus, covering the inside of some mens room toilet and my ass cheeks with brown, yucky poop. I satisfied the urge by doing just that. Flushing such a work of art seemed a crime, so I moved to the next stall to clean myself up. My (and Sbarro's!) creation may still be seen at the 3rd stall from the left, southwest wing mens room, Twelve Oaks Mall, Novi, MI from 9AM to 9PM S-S.

-- Logged Outt (wh...), October 20th, 2006 10:30 AM. (loggedoutt)

am0n (am0n), Saturday, 21 October 2006 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

some talking vagina bullshit

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 October 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

When the joke runs its course, can someone please turn that vid into a link? I'll never be able to check this thread at work again. (edit - np, i killed autostart)

Laurel (Laurel), Sunday, 22 October 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

"SQUEEEEEEEEEZE!"

Young Fresh Danny D (Dan Perry), Sunday, 22 October 2006 00:27 (nineteen years ago)

ian-riese moraine getting into puppetry?
(I SWEAR THATS A DUDES VOICE IF YOU LISTEN CLOSE)

▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Sunday, 22 October 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.last.fm/user/YouHaveProblems/

1 Type O Negative – Bad Ground
3549

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 22 October 2006 04:16 (nineteen years ago)

When the joke runs its course, can someone please turn that vid into a delete that link?

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 22 October 2006 04:22 (nineteen years ago)

wow. that old thread linked the in the first post is amazing. why did so many people with absolutely no wit keep posting horrible attempts at humor over and over? that dom passantino fellow had 10s of them and not a single funny one.
-- Dan Gr (certai...), October 22nd, 2006 3:42 PM. (certain)

i'm going to leap to passantino's defence here.


--ANY GUESSES?

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:14 (nineteen years ago)

HUH?

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 22 October 2006 16:32 (nineteen years ago)

another dud. I just thought it was funny who immediately leapt to dom's defense...but if louis jagger says you're funny, then...

m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 22 October 2006 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

oh didnt get the 'any guesses' part

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:20 (nineteen years ago)

Louis credits my posts to that thread as being the thing that finally convinced him to stop lurking on ILX and start posting. Thank you e-mails to the usual address.

Sadly, he will be the next Alexis Petridish. (Dom Passantino), Sunday, 22 October 2006 18:37 (nineteen years ago)

I was hoping it would be Esteban Buttez posting that

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 22 October 2006 21:01 (nineteen years ago)

i thought Esteban was a Dom alter ego for about three months

▒█▄█ ▄▄▄ ▒█▄█ , Sunday, 22 October 2006 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/breakinkentuomas.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 23 October 2006 02:15 (nineteen years ago)

What about dancing and snogging with a guy from your uni in front of dozens of other school mates, most of whom must now think you're gay?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), October 23rd, 2006.

what about it tuomas

-- RoxyMuzak© (emilysu...), October 23rd, 2006.

latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Monday, 23 October 2006 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

LOS ANGELES AREA BOY SCOUTS COLLABORATE WITH MPAA TO TEACH YOUNG PEOPLE ABOUT RESPECTING COYRIGHTS

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

October 20, 2006

LOS ANGELES AREA BOY SCOUTS COLLABORATE WITH MPAA TO TEACH YOUNG PEOPLE ABOUT RESPECTING COYRIGHTS

Los Angeles - The Motion Picture Association of America, Inc. (MPAA) today announced a new education program, in conjunction with the Los Angeles Area Boy Scouts of America, to help raise awareness about the value of copyrights among the over 52,000 young people involved in Boy Scout programs in the greater Los Angeles area. The curriculum is part of an ongoing effort to educate kids about copyright protection and change attitudes towards intellectual property theft.

"One of the most important tools we have to fight piracy is education and I commend the Los Angeles area Boy Scouts for working with us to help raise awareness about piracy among their troops in Los Angeles." said Dan Glickman, Chairman and CEO of the MPAA. "The film industry is a major contributor to the Los Angeles economy and as such, it is important to protect the economic vitality film brings to L.A. and the state of California. Working with the Boy Scouts of Los Angeles, we have a real opportunity to educate a new generation about how movies are
made, why they are valuable, and hopefully change attitudes about intellectual property theft."

Before the launch of this program in early fall, MPAA worked with the Los Angeles Area Boy Scouts to form a curriculum that met the approval of troop leaders in the greater Los Angeles area. The curriculum is designed to teach participants about copyright theft and various forms of piracy, how to identify counterfeit CDs/DVDs, the consequences of film and music piracy, and why protecting copyrights is important to them and to the local economy. Troops will choose from a number of activities that qualify them to earn a "Respect Copyrights" patch. Activities include creating a public service announcement that demonstrates the importance of copyright protection or visiting a movie studio to learn about the people, time and costs required to make a
movie and others.

The Boy Scouts program is part of a larger MPAA education initiative which includes other efforts to raise awareness among young children and their influencers through programs like Wired Kids and Weekly Reader.


"We are excited to work with the MPAA to provide this new educational opportunity to our more than 52,000 young people who participate in our programs including: Boy Scouts, Cub Scouts, Venturing and Learning for Life, and are working to expand the program to include all Boy Scout councils within the Southern California area," said Victor Zuniga, Los Angeles Area Council Public Relations Director for the Boy Scouts of America. "The Respect Copyrights patch is a fun way for young kids to learn more about the what goes into making movies while garnering a deep appreciation for creative works and the importance of copyright protection."

The motion picture industry is a thriving economic engine contributing about $38 billion in revenue to the state of California alone. $34 billion of that revenue goes directly to Los Angeles County where the movie industry is the third largest job producer having created more than 246,000 jobs in 2005 alone.

The worldwide motion picture industry, including foreign and domestic producers, distributors, theaters, video stores and pay-per-view operators lost $18.2 billion in 2005 as a result of piracy -over $7 billion of which is attributed to Internet piracy and more than $11 billion attributed to hard goods piracy including bootlegging and illegal copying.

Motion picture piracy hurts not only the motion picture industry, but triggers a harmful domino effect that results in lost jobs and wages for American workers both inside and outside the movie industry and lost tax revenue for all levels of government. According to a recent report by the Institute for Policy Innovation (IPI), losses to the U.S. economy due to movie piracy in 2005 resulted in:

* $5.5 billion in lost annual earnings among U.S workers
* 141,030 jobs lost
* $837 million in lost annual tax revenue
* $20.5 billion in lost annual output to all U.S. industries

The MPAA and its member companies have a multi-pronged approach to fighting piracy, which includes educating people about piracy and its consequences, working through governments and courts to strengthen copyright laws, taking action against Internet thieves, working with law enforcement authorities around the world to root out pirate operations and working to ensure movies are available legally using emerging technologies.

The Boy Scout curriculum and patch can be viewed by visiting our website at www.mpaa.org.

About the MPAA

The Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA) serves as the voice and advocate of the American motion picture, home video and television industries from its offices in Los Angeles and Washington, D.C. Its members include: Buena Vista Pictures Distribution; Paramount Pictures; Sony Pictures Entertainment Inc.; Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation; Universal City Studios LLLP; and Warner Bros. Entertainment Inc.


# # #

For more information, contact:

MPAA Los Angeles

Kori Bernards or Elizabeth Kaltman

(818) 995-6600

MPAA Washington, D.C.

Gayle Osterberg or Cara Duckworth

(202) 293-1966

latebloomer: Veteran of the Mai Tai Massacre (latebloomer), Monday, 23 October 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

One question. Is the multiplayer thing free to use?

-- Darramouss (darramous...) (webmail), October 23rd, 2006 9:47 AM. (Darramouss ftw)

try the internet pages. they might have something about it on the nintendo one

-- SOME LOW END BRO (tombo...) (webmail), October 23rd, 2006 1:18 PM. (TOMBOT)

sleep (sleep), Monday, 23 October 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

[pointless ned zing]

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 02:10 (nineteen years ago)

oldie but goodie
This sounds like someone whose god-shaped hole is in dire need of a stuffing.

-- From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (adamr...) (webmail), June 6th, 2005 6:07 PM. (nordicskilla)

Why? He's not bothering anyone! I hate this smug bullshit.

-- kirsten (kickyouintheshin...) (webmail), June 6th, 2005 6:08 PM. (kirsten)

I'm not smug. I'm British.

-- From Zero To Drunk In Twenty Dollars (adamr...) (webmail), June 6th, 2005 6:09 PM. (nordicskilla)

Fetchboy (Felcher), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y29/hilarysaurusrex/n10600249_31386660_9242.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 19:57 (nineteen years ago)

I don't even know what that's in reference to but WTFF?? at the look on that cat's face.

Laurel (Laurel), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:03 (nineteen years ago)

lol

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 20:04 (nineteen years ago)

lollers

sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:03 (nineteen years ago)

He, he

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:29 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

also
http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/vngless007/motivator6563965.jpg

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y66/ronito_cruz/1156509274354.jpg

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

but they are less funny

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:41 (nineteen years ago)

This is true.

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 24 October 2006 21:50 (nineteen years ago)

i dont know, that black and white cats lopsided pupils are killing me.

sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v300/Arktis/1157480021813.jpg

dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 12:42 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ paul atreides kitten

manute lol (sanskrit), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

lolllerskates ^^^^^

xpost

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 13:37 (nineteen years ago)

kitties are killing me

teh_kit (g-kit), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

you guys are resorting to this shit because you learned your econ from stereolab, right??
-- HUNTA-V

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

the meltdowns on that thread are priceless

manute lol (sanskrit), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 15:53 (nineteen years ago)

it's funny how people think that nike even knows (or cares) who lcd soundsystem is.

what was the turnaround on that minor threat PR apology job for Nike SB? 2 weeks?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

I lolled when the "you are fucking me over" kiosk anecdote was brought in as supporting evidence

dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 16:01 (nineteen years ago)

This is the worst thing I have ever laughed so much at.

polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 16:06 (nineteen years ago)

lol @ paul atreides kitten

CATSATZ HADARACH

polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 16:44 (nineteen years ago)

so what did make your list this year, granddad? did annie of norway even release anything this year?

-- scott seward (skotro...) (webmail), October 25th, 2006 5:29 AM. (later) (link)

gear (gear), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 16:54 (nineteen years ago)

isn't that technically a zing

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 17:26 (nineteen years ago)

"technically a zing"

hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

jon: i think i should quit the internet

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 19:30 (nineteen years ago)

HOW WOULD YOU LAUGH IN THIS CRUL CRUL WORLD, TEHRESA

trees (treesessplode), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

https://webdisk.ucalgary.ca/~pmassion/public_html/and%20garfunkel.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 25 October 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

Say something interesting about Bridge Over Troubled Water

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Thursday, 26 October 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

I hold to have this dream of one likable young woman I I know from the schhols. it it is wide in the places, I is which I love large part and is very experimental, erudite, it is actual. but she speaks to me in hindi!!! plz does make my dream meen? 4 not can undewrstand it but if 4 I could 4 think, then we could finally can to have a relation, was which I it always hoped for, printing block and marriage amd 1-2.

-- Suver Amrish (s_tha_love...), October 25th, 2006 2:17 AM.

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 26 October 2006 01:06 (nineteen years ago)

"if 4 i could 4 think"
"we could finally can"
haha
(tho sounds like me when i get v tired and try to speak)

this, however, is going to be in my wedding vows:
"which i it always hoped for, printing block and marriage amd 1-2"
"i do"
"i do"

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 26 October 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

You've heard Norman Connors' "You Are My Starship", yes?
-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), August 18th, 2003 11:45 PM. (diamond)

no, is it about grace slick?
-- amateurist (amateuris...), August 18th, 2003 11:47 PM. (amateurist)

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 26 October 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

haha

cocksure triumphalism at its most vacant (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 26 October 2006 06:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/v/mnBbPW72m-o

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:17 (nineteen years ago)

ally, I READ the HARD GAY thread TOO

manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

;_; i didn't read it, sorry

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 26 October 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/v/BWbl4vQLfr4

latebloomer: Winner of the Congressional Medal of....UGLY (latebloomer), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BWbl4vQLfr4

latebloomer: Winner of the Congressional Medal of....UGLY (latebloomer), Thursday, 26 October 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

"and then i left Phish, on stage at granola-rock, i just threw up my guitar and it fell down and exploded, we had played the most perfect music we could ever play." - Trey Anastasio

-- am0n (vvv...) (webmail), Today 7:20 PM. (am0n) (later) (link)

manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 26 October 2006 23:27 (nineteen years ago)

BRIAN ATENE = MAN OF THE YEAR, '84 THRU '06

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 26 October 2006 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

â??Practice elocution, poise and how to attain it,â??

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 26 October 2006 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

the hard gay thread is much funny.

trees (treesessplode), Friday, 27 October 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

OMG @ outsiders monologue!!

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Friday, 27 October 2006 00:23 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite tim@kfc is the one about jesus and mashed potatoes

Fetchboy (Felcher), Friday, 27 October 2006 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://bestmessageboardever.com/uploads/post-579-1148066820.gif

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Friday, 27 October 2006 03:49 (nineteen years ago)

CATFISH GRABBLIN' GIRLS (GIRLS GONE GRABBLIN')

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EaSCF_UvO1g

ath (ath), Friday, 27 October 2006 03:56 (nineteen years ago)

garfunkel looks like will oldham up there

RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Friday, 27 October 2006 05:08 (nineteen years ago)

the catfish vid needs more big dog sticking his big dog nose into things

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 October 2006 06:00 (nineteen years ago)

The XXXorcist (nsfw, duh)

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 27 October 2006 06:39 (nineteen years ago)

HOT

sunny successor (katharine), Friday, 27 October 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/cats_files/dog.jpg

gear (gear), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v241/J_beezy/2m2j4id.jpg

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://lostinthepast.net/past/CiC1/cic343.jpg?

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:47 (nineteen years ago)

dudes, i'm so mad my friend took down the picture of his Chachi inner thigh tattoo from myspace.

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

Kitties are killing me!

polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 27 October 2006 16:55 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/92/280749641_b30ca0f0fe.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/f/ff/1155031417438.jpg

gbx (skowly), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.vvork.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/harrypotter_72dpi_ms.jpg

gbx (skowly), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:54 (nineteen years ago)


WAHT??????

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 27 October 2006 17:59 (nineteen years ago)

otm

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 27 October 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

i know how to post pictures now. maria showed me.

dmr (Renard), Saturday, 28 October 2006 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

The XXXorcist (nsfw, duh)

Ha, I went to school with the Burning Angel girl.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Saturday, 28 October 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

Norm Macdonald on conan, slightly addled

Part1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKGAXdXsauM
Part2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqB5gDZYcwc
Part3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYkwwX-11-M

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 28 October 2006 08:02 (nineteen years ago)

the "box office poison" line has always been my fav conan moment.

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 28 October 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/771-1/Spicewalrus.jpg

am0n (am0n), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.japanprobe.com/october06/cateater/small.jpg

gbx (skowly), Saturday, 28 October 2006 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF ARRAKIS

(9ò_ó)-o Q(^.^Q) (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 28 October 2006 21:16 (nineteen years ago)

roffle at guild navigator walrus

latebloomer: Winner of the Congressional Medal of....UGLY (latebloomer), Saturday, 28 October 2006 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

spicewalrus is my new desktop background ^‹..›^

am0n (am0n), Saturday, 28 October 2006 21:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yEVD5HbavGI

A. Lingbert (A. Lingbert), Sunday, 29 October 2006 07:21 (nineteen years ago)

not sure how to handle this one: http://cheap-rhyme.livejournal.com/profile

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Monday, 30 October 2006 08:09 (nineteen years ago)

$40 says thats an ilxor

latebloomer: none of th movies make scence but they r good. (latebloomer), Monday, 30 October 2006 08:24 (nineteen years ago)

some of those "sounds of the jungle"-type comps were recorded in a shower

-- PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmit...), October 30th, 2006 8:11 AM.


HOW DID THEY GET A WHOLE JUNGLE INTO THE SHOWER?

-- disappointing goth fest line-up (dr.carl.saga...), October 30th, 2006 8:12 AM.

the orchid and the wasp (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 30 October 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

I love how boing boing has sunken to stealing 4chan/noise board memes

roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 30 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/emo.jpg

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:42 (nineteen years ago)

aww cuet

the orchid and the wasp (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:44 (nineteen years ago)

This was fast:
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e66/LimitedLiabilityGirl/flavour.jpg

Laurel (Laurel), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:46 (nineteen years ago)

Oh btw this Luomo record kinda didn't do it for me. There was something about every track that was just... mildly jarring. I think it was 'Body Speaking' when the vocalist was cooing. "ooh, ooh, oh, oh oh... ou, ou, ou oh oh oh, and then she just busts out with an 'oww, eeeeew!' like she was making love on the track and then someone put their finger in her butt.
-- Morgan Patrick (m...), August 10th, 2006 9:53 AM. (public_radio)

jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 30 October 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://blog.wfmu.org/photos/uncategorized/jess.gif

jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

is that.....jessica simpson??

gbx (skowly), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

I don't care WHAT she does with her implants, that is a man.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:30 (nineteen years ago)

omg

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 30 October 2006 23:48 (nineteen years ago)

haha she's air-motorboating

anyway

From "Truck spills 2 tons of pig heads on road" thread on ile:

i just picture all these death metal bands waiting at the back doors of clubs staring at their watches saying "where are they??".
-- scott seward (skotro...), October 31st, 2006 12:06 PM. (scott seward)

polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

beat me to it

gbx (skowly), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:14 (nineteen years ago)

that gif looks like predator getting ready to unfold the tusks

dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:34 (nineteen years ago)

"ANYTIME"

latebloomer: none of th movies make scence but they r good. (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 17:37 (nineteen years ago)

jon: WHAT
LOL
WAHT!!!
jon: waha
WAH
me: ...
jon: LOL WAHT
me: haha


sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 20:22 (nineteen years ago)

[admion] FuTurr3 ohstr1gn of ilxro ololololo COM

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 2 November 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

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calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 2 November 2006 03:30 (nineteen years ago)

http://toothpastefordinner.com/081206/desk-box.gif

http://toothpastefordinner.com/081406/enjoy-the-blues.gif

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 2 November 2006 06:26 (nineteen years ago)

I watch most of the morning shows every day, too, usually just to see if the world's blown up yet or if I need a jacket.

-- Michael Daddino (epicharmu...), October 31st, 2006 10:39 AM.

the del rubio triplets (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 November 2006 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

better yet

http://www.monkeydyne.com/rmcs/opencomic.phtml?rowid=102338

the del rubio triplets (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 2 November 2006 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Thursday, 2 November 2006 15:43 (nineteen years ago)

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

"... and then peaced."

somehow I doubt that the dumping was unprovoked.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

provoked by TACOS

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:12 (nineteen years ago)

so you replaced us with williamsboard during your interregnum?

manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

no, a friend sent that to me via myspace, mr. ASSume

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:18 (nineteen years ago)

it was also on GAWKER a few days ago

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

MEMESPOTTER

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i read teh internets too.

still funny regardless.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 November 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

cutty's name is frank?!?!!?

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

Joel's RSS reader:

http://critterimages.com/COSTA%20RICA/Images/large-sloth-image.jpg

roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:28 (nineteen years ago)

jon's sense of reading comprehension = 0

a friend sent it via myspace, duh.

let's get back to the funnies, you unfunny losers.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

sloths are fuckin weird

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.ilikeme.com/images/gobble.gif

JOEL'S RSS READER

roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:35 (nineteen years ago)

sloths are cool!

jon, we're on to sloths now, nerd.

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.freewebs.com/estrupixels/sloth.jpg

roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:39 (nineteen years ago)

well they're kinda cool, I mean I must say their defense against other creatures is pretty novel, and they're not really UGLY but they look really weird and...fakey

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

they also smell like shit

gbx (skowly), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

whats their defense against other creatures?

PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:58 (nineteen years ago)

not moving and being so still that other jungle creature don't see 'em.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 18:59 (nineteen years ago)

clever

PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:01 (nineteen years ago)

can i hold a donation drive to delete ilx

-- and what (an...) (webmail), November 2nd, 2006 2:01 PM. (ooo) (later) (link)

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 2 November 2006 19:03 (nineteen years ago)

Would you let your kids dance around a grown man in a bathtub?

Haha: would you let your kids hang out with a filthy, embittered monster who lives in a trash can, or drop them off at a day-care center run by a dinosaur?

-- nabisco (--...)

would you let your kids hang out with a filthy, embittered monster who lives in a trash can

two weekends a month

-- lookin' in my mirror, not a Jagger in sight (andrew.bryso...)

and what (ooo), Thursday, 2 November 2006 20:50 (nineteen years ago)

The thread for embarassing faux pas, double entendres, etc.

PETE SMITH!!!! (plsmith), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

I once had a 2 month relationship with a girl that was as far as I can tell based on an appreciation for Mandy Patinkin in Princess Bride/Run Ronnie Run.
-- polar bear flashback episode (crucial.bonu...), November 2nd, 2006 4:24 PM. (nickalicious)


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did you wear a patinkin mask during sex or something?
-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 2nd, 2006 4:58 PM. (slutsky)


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MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA
I GOT A BIG BONER
PREPARE TO SIGH
-- s1ocki (slytus...), November 2nd, 2006 5:02 PM. (slutsky)

polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Thursday, 2 November 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://img304.imageshack.us/img304/2991/brosbeforehosmanvm6bw6.gif

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 3 November 2006 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.playavista.com/img/quotes/living.jpg

the del rubio triplets (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 November 2006 04:37 (nineteen years ago)

haha. i grew up where playa vista is now growing. it was all marshlands until a few years ago.

also, that font is Rotis Sans

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 3 November 2006 08:17 (nineteen years ago)

BALLONA WETLANDS 4 LIFE

the del rubio triplets (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 3 November 2006 08:20 (nineteen years ago)

THat was so fucking weird.
Here's what happenned:
I logged off my computer (Dan to thread), contemplated talking to her but instead decided to walk to the other end of the library (where the books are) to think of something to say. AFter couple of minutes pretending to look at books on Postmodern dance, I walk back towards the other end. The library here is long and thin, with the book and computer areas separated by offices and the issue desk that take up most of its width in the middle, and opposite the desk are the doors.


+-----+--+--------+| | | || PCs | | Books || DESK || |+-----EXIT--------+

As I returned, she was coming the other way. She clocks me and goe straight for the gate, but doh, she's got a book with her (I didn't think to look what it was, alas) and the alrm went off, so she goes to queue at the desk. I go and stand next to her and say hi, she kind of glances towards me but mainly stares straight ahead, absolutlely stunned. I stare at her for a few moments, wonmdering if I'm going to say anything, but I don't, and turn right around and leave. I wander the corridors downstairs for a bit and come back up here and tell you this.

So does she:
a) Fancy me so much she can't face talking to me (unlikely I know)
b) Scared of the scary guy sho keeps staring at her and has now tried to make contact.
????

-- Graham (dtc...) (webmail), November 28th, 2002 6:25 AM. (link)

gear (gear), Friday, 3 November 2006 10:07 (nineteen years ago)

BUGGER BUGGER! BUGGER! BUGGER!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!

I waited until she was ready to leave, so I hit reset on my computer and went after. I walked up next to her and said "Hi", and she said hi back and kept walking. She has a suprisingly loud firm voice - I thought she was meant to be shy?. She's Irish, I think. So I said "thisisabitweird" and she said "Whuh?" and I said "This is a bit weird". Just as we were getting to the library gate I asked, "Are you doing anything right now?". She said "No... She said "I'm going home", in her very strong firm Irish "Look, I've had enough of this stupid argument....

"I'm going home" voice. And that was that, so i went back to another computer, began to login and hoped I'd see her again, but then I thought fuck it and ran out of the library down the stairs, along a corridor, looke dout of a window, couldn't see her, down more stairs along a corridor, out the front door, down to the end of the road looked both ways, back to the car park, then back to the end of the road and the main route home and ran like a bastard to this horrible scraggy Electronics building computer room, cz there was no sign of her.

THE END

-- Graham (dtc...) (webmail), December 5th, 2002 7:39 AM. (link)


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Well done! You broke the ice. Can't expect more than that on the first go.
Her firm voice is probably just a sign of irritation that you haven't approached her sooner.

Now that contact is established, you can have a little conversation next time and see where it leads.

-- Paul Eater (list...) (webmail), December 5th, 2002 7:44 AM. (link)

gear (gear), Friday, 3 November 2006 10:08 (nineteen years ago)

fucked up graham's "map" of the library, but oh well...

gear (gear), Friday, 3 November 2006 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit!!! Paul Eater's response really is the icing on the cake there.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 3 November 2006 10:43 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.kittenrecords.co.uk/slypics/youwantmeto.jpg

teh_kit returns! (g-kit), Friday, 3 November 2006 11:00 (nineteen years ago)

hahahhahah

am0n (am0n), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:10 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha fuck.

benrique (Enrique), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:28 (nineteen years ago)

Her firm voice is probably just a sign of irritation that you haven't approached her sooner.
Her firm voice is probably just a sign of irritation that you haven't approached her sooner.
Her firm voice is probably just a sign of irritation that you haven't approached her sooner.
Her firm voice is probably just a sign of irritation that you haven't approached her sooner.
Her firm voice is probably just a sign of irritation that you haven't approached her sooner.

jed_ (jed), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

You know what Graham, I take it back. If someone kind of shyly went "hi" and kind of ambled along with me for a moment and then whispered "sabitbitweird" I would be TOTALLY BEGUILED. Especially if they looked like you!!
-- Tracer Hand (tracerhan...), December 5th, 2002.

i can't tell if tracer is being sarcastic or not!

what does graham look like

benrique (Enrique), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:36 (nineteen years ago)

i dont know, but i envision him looking like the kid in 'the peanut butter solution'

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:38 (nineteen years ago)

aka, this kid:

http://members.fortunecity.com/aquila10/gallery/canadians/tnmama01t.jpg

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:41 (nineteen years ago)

with or without hair??

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

without.

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Friday, 3 November 2006 14:47 (nineteen years ago)

its been a while since i saw a photo of him, but afair
graham = http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1624/v3073030vn3.jpg + http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/2001/26204871ov3.jpg

PRKLTR (flezaffe), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:15 (nineteen years ago)

Graham looks like a babyfaced introvert with unkempt blonde hair and wide, staring eyes that are the creepiest fucking things you've ever seen because they don't seem to blink. He gives off incredible voracious sociopath vibes, almost like he is the personification of Audrey II minus all of the charisma and ability to converse. He looked slightly dirty, kind of linke he saw a magazine with the scruffy indie boy look in it and tried to painstakingly recreate it by rolling in vegetable oil. Don't be too surprised if he kills and eats someone by 2010.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:19 (nineteen years ago)

charming as always dan

^@^ (map), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:20 (nineteen years ago)

I do it all for you.

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:25 (nineteen years ago)

wow Dan, that's harsh. Carey and felicity and I had dinner with Graham once at a batshit insane super loud Mexican restaurant and the waiter kept calling Graham "Miss".

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:42 (nineteen years ago)

AUDREY II

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 November 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

Everyone I know named Graham is blonde. My old roommate looks like Charlie from the original Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 3 November 2006 16:30 (nineteen years ago)

all this info is amazing to me for some reason

chaki (chaki), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

dudes fyi it's one thing to gossip but i do NOT think anyone should be reviving the obviously graham-related threads. guy still reads the board (he has sent e-mails to people i know responding to boardy things) and is famous for psychotic breaks so i don't think poppels should be really calling out to him the way y'all are doing right now. he doesn't have any board power anymore, i think, but graham-freak-out-posting-spree would kind of suck.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:42 (nineteen years ago)

i dunno, that sounds mildly entertaining to me. i do not know graham though.

sleep (sleep), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

it's entertaining in the jon CSS shit fits or kate posting about her periods kind of way.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

So 50% great, 50% gross?

John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 3 November 2006 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

yes

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:04 (nineteen years ago)

like the "BASS BASS BASS" kitty

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:05 (nineteen years ago)

ally i think we can divide those cases thusly:

people getting Upset On The Internet Message Boards and flipping out and getting banned = funneyz
people talking about their gushers (and not getting banned) = do not want

sleep (sleep), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:29 (nineteen years ago)

like the "BASS BASS BASS" kitty

plz show

roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

jon this kitty:
http://atworkandbored.com/jokes-inc/fun-pics/musical-cat-3573.jpeg

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 3 November 2006 18:41 (nineteen years ago)

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

*draws big heart, colours it in, buys Cub album, snuggles up in duvet with unicorn dolly, hums to self gently*

I don't think anyone can follow that up, so I won't. Not that I could if I'd wanted to, that is. ;-)

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...) (webmail), November 3rd, 2006 7:20 AM. (later) (link)

gear (gear), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:27 (nineteen years ago)

And I'm covered in chocolate, bah. Not very glam, I bet Roxy Music have never gone onstage covered in chocolate. Unless, like, glamourous models were showering them in the stuff.

Please can I have some glamourous male models to shower me with chocolate? (but not to get any on my pedals, pls.)

-- Dear Cafes of London (masonicboo...), November 2nd, 2006 4:40 PM. (kate)

am0n (am0n), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

god i thought she meant something else by "pedals" at first

gear (gear), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

vegetable oil

haha

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

http://etherealgirl.blogspot.com/images/1045122305_ingsokeefe.jpg

gbx (skowly), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

I LIKE BASS BASS BASS KITTY VRY MUCH THX.

John Justen will insert a ship in your cat for no additional fee (johnjusten), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

That Louis post is fucking destroying me.

polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 3 November 2006 20:59 (nineteen years ago)

congratulations ian riese-moraine, you've been out-squeed

gear (gear), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:06 (nineteen years ago)

i assume he's at least joking a little there.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

Yeah me too.

polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Friday, 3 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=BjP8nUFtQO4

gear (gear), Friday, 3 November 2006 23:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://flickr.com/photos/ultimateshitter/283097722/

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Saturday, 4 November 2006 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

only 28 secs in and dying laughing at the kitty vid

manute lol (sanskrit), Saturday, 4 November 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

omg the kitty video

gbx (skowly), Saturday, 4 November 2006 03:34 (nineteen years ago)

http://laacz.lv/f/img/brb.jpg

am0n (am0n), Saturday, 4 November 2006 03:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/9711/b11f7906fdbz0.jpg

sleep (sleep), Saturday, 4 November 2006 04:35 (nineteen years ago)

ON DEMOCRACY:

The only way to "free" the Iraqi people is to turn Iraq into an
American colony. Use overwhelming force. Throw out the sham
government, throw all the anti-American imams into prison, and
essentially clean house. Start Americanizing Iraq. Station trusted
American personnel in Iraq permanently, military and civilian.
Be as fair as you are strict. Control the press, control the education system, turn Iraq into a police state. Dig in and stay for 40, 80, 150 years.

That's what the British did to India, and India is BY FAR
the most democratic of the non-English-speaking nations in the
Commonwealth. Freedom is cultural. If you want to make a people free,
you have to erase their culture (at least partially)
and replace it with your own.

...

Colonize or cut and run. Everything else is a wasteful sham.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), November 5th, 2006.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 5 November 2006 14:09 (nineteen years ago)

the full post is EVEN BETTER. there is so much wrong with it I can't even begin.

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 5 November 2006 17:28 (nineteen years ago)

Exactly, hence I did not begin.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 5 November 2006 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

WOW

s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 5 November 2006 19:43 (nineteen years ago)

It almost reads like A Modest Proposal when you have the whole thing, starting almost reasonable and getting more and more loony:


In regards to Iraq, I was dissolutioned by our reasons for
starting the war, but now that it's underway, I can't help but
wish that we could turn lead into gold. There's nothing I'd
like more than to see us succeed in Iraq. I'd LIKE to see us
help Iraq transit into a peaceful and fair democracy. The
stated goals of our program in Iraq are admirable. But I'm
afraid our gameplan isn't improving the Iraqis lot; in fact,
it may be worsening it.

Before we invaded Iraq, it wasn't a free nation.
Today, after many spent shells and much spilled blood,
Iraq still isn't a free nation. A nation doesn't become free
by holding an election. That's one fundamental misconception
of the Bush administration. A nation cannot be free if it's
under foreign occupation. It cannot be free if it is
lawless, an anarchy. And that's clearly what Iraq is right
now.

You see, somewhere along the way, a moron got the
idea that you can fight and win a politically correct
war. This moron, instead of being despised, was
heeded with exactitude.

The only way to "free" the Iraqi people is to turn Iraq into an
American colony. Use overwhelming force. Throw out the sham
government, throw all the anti-American imams into prison, and
essentially clean house. Start Americanizing Iraq. Station trusted
American personnel in Iraq permanently, military and civilian.
Be as fair as you are strict. Control the press, control the education system, turn Iraq into a police state. Dig in and stay for 40, 80, 150 years.

That's what the British did to India, and India is BY FAR
the most democratic of the non-English-speaking nations in the
Commonwealth. Freedom is cultural. If you want to make a people free,
you have to erase their culture (at least partially)
and replace it with your own.

I've heard a lot of conservatives use Japan as a good model
for democratization. Well, what we're doing in Iraq only
bears a passing resemblance to what we did in Japan.
We turned Japan into a colony and remade it in our
image. If we're not willing to do the same in Iraq, we
should withdraw all of our troops immediately. Today.

Colonize or cut and run. Everything else is a wasteful sham.

-- Squirrel_Police (goblinatri...), November 5th, 2006.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 5 November 2006 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

imagine the claptrap he spouts at perp squirrels when he's booking them.

estela (estela), Sunday, 5 November 2006 20:36 (nineteen years ago)

Someone please photoshop a Squirrel Police campaign flyer with "Colonize or Cut and Run" as the tagline.

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Sunday, 5 November 2006 20:51 (nineteen years ago)

Squirrel Police, the new cologne. Everything else is a wasteful sham.

Zwan (miccio), Sunday, 5 November 2006 22:33 (nineteen years ago)

"The Democrats are the party of 'cut and run,' but we're the party of 'dig in and stay'"

A-ron Hubbard (Hurting), Monday, 6 November 2006 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

"dissolutioned"

HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:04 (nineteen years ago)

i agree w/ the first three paragraphs!!

HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:05 (nineteen years ago)

vahid go answer my question!

^@^ (map), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:06 (nineteen years ago)

the funny thing is that british fucking-about in the middle east led to the current situation

HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

i spent a good three hours thinking about yr question dude!!

HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

so who will be the ben kingsley of iraq, that's what i want to know.

HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

who will be the macarthur??

HUNTA-V (vahid), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:08 (nineteen years ago)

sorry, but i'm just not up to the job

latebloomer: none of th movies make scence but they r good. (latebloomer), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:17 (nineteen years ago)

who will be the ishtar?

manute lol (sanskrit), Monday, 6 November 2006 03:33 (nineteen years ago)

Funny thing too, I actually reacquainted myself with it just this year, after many years without pulling it out.

-- Stormy Davis (electrifyingmoj...), November 5th, 2006 8:36 PM.

the starbucks in the forbidden city (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:49 (nineteen years ago)

^now i feel bad b/c that one's from the larissa strickland RIP thread

the starbucks in the forbidden city (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

If you want to make a people free,
you have to erase their culture (at least partially)
and replace it with your own.

What the HOLY FUCK.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

heil squirrel_police!

the starbucks in the forbidden city (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:59 (nineteen years ago)

do you think that possibly the punchline's on you "ZOMG" folx?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

i mean have you ever been trolled before?

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

Everybody...
has been trolled
before

Everybody knows
the game...

David Crosby (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

I Troll You...

David Crosby (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

I mean I thought this was the FUNNYE thread, not the *yawn zzzz* thread.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

do you think that possibly the punchline's on you "ZOMG" folx?

It did pass thru my mind, but OTOH the guy is pretty consistently batshit in his pronouncements.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:06 (nineteen years ago)

hes a real-life mormon fundie tho

and what (ooo), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:17 (nineteen years ago)

Even if he was actually trolling, I think teh joek is on him, because he's invested a fucklot of time into it. Trolling success is measured into how the victims spend a hugely disproportionate amount of time reacting to a very minimally time consuming troll ATTAQ.

roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:21 (nineteen years ago)

ie: THE BIGGEST PHONY IN ROCK?(Could it be LEMMY?!)

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 6 November 2006 17:30 (nineteen years ago)

Trolling success is measured into how the victims spend a hugely disproportionate amount of time reacting to a very minimally time consuming troll ATTAQ.

This should be pretty high up in the FAQ.

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

haha I stared at that post for about 30 seconds trying to figure out what "ATTAQ" was an acronym for

polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.therionweb.de/giger/other1/hr_giger_attahk.jpg

roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

shaq faq iraq

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:11 (nineteen years ago)

registration + password sending totally, 100% fucked (AKA NO NEW GOOGLERS)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 6 November 2006 18:26 (nineteen years ago)

^^ that thread = http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270907174_8684c20b94.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:22 (nineteen years ago)

hahah, google image "Corky Thatcher"

wtf?

-- AaronK (fuzz_...) (webmail), Yesterday 7:24 PM. (AaronK) (later) (link)

^@^ (map), Monday, 6 November 2006 19:59 (nineteen years ago)

Please be advised that a snake in [ jbr's building ] has been spotted at the gate door that leads to the courtyard on the [ house number ] side of [ name of building ]. Animal control has been called to handle the situation. However, please be cautious and careful and for now I would hold off on walking the premise of that area. If you happen to see the snake please contact the [ grad housing management ] immediately--phone number: ***-***-**** and me at ***-***-****.

Thank you,

[ jbr's r.a. ]

the starbucks in the forbidden city (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

you have an RA lol!

roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, she's not hall-monitorish at all though. she exists to be the liaison between us and the housing people. she's been helping us out with getting various complaints resolved.

the starbucks in the forbidden city (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

We looked at an open house where there was a dead snake on the patio. The host agent told us that he was too much of a pussy to pick it up. We didn't buy the house. Wonder what else he was too pussy to do.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

We also turned away from the house that had the dead bird in the bedroom closet.

Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Monday, 6 November 2006 23:47 (nineteen years ago)

bad omens. good choices

jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:35 (nineteen years ago)

that's quite a distance from baking cookies before the buyers arrive to dead reptiles on the porch

manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_azDvJdRC2Y

Ernie, er zit een banaan in je oor.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 7 November 2006 00:59 (nineteen years ago)

wtf http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnM97DwGxww

jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 01:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mND4piHeEog

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 7 November 2006 01:12 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/1/f/3/1f3cbc040e0b72c218d2b7a13c6e4a59.gif

trees (treesessplode), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

From: D________@aol.com
Subject: kiss...
Date: September 8, 2003 11:15:18 PM EDT
To: cutty@cutty.com
just thinking about you.

i miss you.

i am going to hug my pillow now and pretend that it's you :)

bye baby.

-- cutty (holle...), November 6th, 2006

DDB@aol.com?

-- cousin larry bundgee (bgee@hk113.compuserve.com), November 6th, 2006

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 14:44 (nineteen years ago)

http://myspace-784.vo.llnwd.net/01318/48/72/1318102784_l.jpg

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 21:59 (nineteen years ago)

i love that photo

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:00 (nineteen years ago)

me 2

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:01 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/xfiles/images/340/skinner_9_01.jpg

and what (ooo), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

i really need to upload the one of me in the purple dinner jacket or the tiny red "beat it" video jacket

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:02 (nineteen years ago)

how tiny?

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

oh it's a rofflehaus tiny.

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:09 (nineteen years ago)

please to post

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:10 (nineteen years ago)

i thought i had it on my flickr for a second, but instead i will share the GROUND NAZI with y'all.

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:11 (nineteen years ago)

wow jess, you're looking kind of skinny in that last one

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

he is skinny, he just thinks he's fat.

hstencil (hstencil), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:16 (nineteen years ago)

think and grow rich

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:19 (nineteen years ago)

would you like to see my picture of korn (the rock group)?

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

yes!

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://flickr.com/photos/slutsky/228881206/

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

in a similar vein:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/47345914@N00/291813045/

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://flickr.com/photos/slutsky/283668667/

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:34 (nineteen years ago)

jess do you shave yr eyebrows?

diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:37 (nineteen years ago)

AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGMENT

xpost no they're just very fine

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

"private page" (that last one)

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:46 (nineteen years ago)

haha i feel kinda better about that actually

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/83/249546769_b1a179e9c4.jpg?v=0

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:48 (nineteen years ago)

telly savalas IS michael jackson in thriller

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

what the hell

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:49 (nineteen years ago)

I liked the "ground nazis" one, anyway.

Pashmina (Pashmina), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:50 (nineteen years ago)

"What Does Jess Look Like?"

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

hey lfam started it

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:53 (nineteen years ago)

wow

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:55 (nineteen years ago)

betcha didn't have that in your database, slick

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 22:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://quicksitebuilder.cnet.com/rob_63/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/luthor.jpg

manute lol (sanskrit), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

jess you do not have the arms of a man who eats bologna

diebold with a vengeance (nickalicious), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

who wants to see the yearbook photo now

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

(psyche.)

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:04 (nineteen years ago)

http://yuma.tv/images/mini.jpg

am0n (am0n), Tuesday, 7 November 2006 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

awesome pic

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

hah. my hair in highschool looked like jody's does now.

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

from the britney spears thread:

OMG, it's really real: the divorce petition - he's really popozaout of here!

-- StanM (Stan10...) (webmail), November 7th, 2006 1:56 PM. (later) (link)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

at last! :D

-- The Lex (alex.macpherso...) (webmail), November 7th, 2006 2:35 PM. (later) (link)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

He's all yours, Lex!

-- The Android Cat (djperr...) (webmail), November 7th, 2006 2:37 PM. (later) (link)

gear (gear), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 00:21 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.cnn.com/interactive/entertainment/0109/mtv.awards/moby.mtv.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 8 November 2006 00:47 (nineteen years ago)

omg

gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://shanghaiflow.canalblog.com/images/Toht___Raiders_Of_The_Lost_Ark1.jpg

gear (gear), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 01:36 (nineteen years ago)

http://themot.org/gallery/d/58473-1/MacGyverTool.jpg

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

why come alfranken has stigmata?

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 01:39 (nineteen years ago)

NPR also calls Lieberman.

-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (soto.alfre...), Today 2:12 AM. (Alfred Soto) (later)

NPR is citing AP

-- gabbneb (gabbne...), Today 2:12 AM. (gabbneb) (later)

AP is citing NPR

-- gear (speed.to.roa...), Today 2:13 AM. (gear) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 02:14 (nineteen years ago)

Whoof, vague-o-rama. So they basically have to blackmail you into comitting a crime for it to be entrapment? And even then you have to be crying while you do it?

-- Eppy (epp...), November 7th, 2006.

fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 03:28 (nineteen years ago)

Whoof, vague-o-rama.
Whoof, vague-o-rama.
Whoof, vague-o-rama.

fauxhemian (fauxhemian), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.washington.edu/alumni/activities/basketball/images/woof_shirt_large.gif

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 03:31 (nineteen years ago)

http://image.com.com/mp3/images/cover/200/drc600/c657/c65700nw8ll.jpg

the 48 states competition (1939) (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 03:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.accordion-o-rama.com/accordion_o_rama.jpg

s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 03:58 (nineteen years ago)

i was told once that i look like jess.
funny! too bad i do not have a red windbreaker. i could do a little homage to the photo above.

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 05:05 (nineteen years ago)

Who on earth thinks you two look alike

Zwan (miccio), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 06:20 (nineteen years ago)

haha, srsly

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 13:34 (nineteen years ago)

i really and truly thought that said
"vadge-o-rama"

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 13:36 (nineteen years ago)

Best carney ride ever!

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 13:43 (nineteen years ago)

an old boyfriend, an ilxor. it was after those pics of jess posing with tiny white bear came out. he said, "you and jess have the same smile." - cuet!

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 13:48 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha oh poor mandee

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 15:58 (nineteen years ago)

hahaha the bear! That would really improve the red tracksuit photo above.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:07 (nineteen years ago)

i can't believe there was a time when i was actually worried about people posting embarassing pictures of me to ilx

bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

it looks like a painting, that picture

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 17:41 (nineteen years ago)

i might have to do a remix on the teddy bear pics, but maybe pose w/ my cat instead. since i dont have a bear, to my knowledge.

i've dreamt of rubies! (Mandee), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 19:36 (nineteen years ago)

the bear was stolen that night >:|

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 20:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://members.shaw.ca/pelorian/chkunta.jpg

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 21:44 (nineteen years ago)

via Idolator:

http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/62/2023/640/IMG_0660.jpg

holy shit, it's almost a fucking stereogram.

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 8 November 2006 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.p3r.net/tracklink.php?msgid=7440578

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 9 November 2006 00:03 (nineteen years ago)

rather: Nominate New Moderators for ILE/ILX 2.0

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 9 November 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

Kate MasonicBooms (seems to be online alot)

lmao@ understatement of the millenium

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 9 November 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

i would much rather nude spock as a moderator than her.

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 9 November 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

lol o wait shes alredy a mod: http://ilx.p3r.net/adminlog.php?board=15&showall=true [MOD: Fixed link]

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:02 (nineteen years ago)

(sigh)

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:10 (nineteen years ago)

MASONIC MASONICBOOM BOOMS

manute lol (sanskrit), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:11 (nineteen years ago)

7:32 AM, 14 Mar 06 locked user am0n by Dear Cafes of London (-)

jergins (jergins), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:15 (nineteen years ago)

(")

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

(")>

electric sound of jim [and why not] (electricsound), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon_Population.jpg

gear (gear), Thursday, 9 November 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

BIGV1C (12:50:09 AM): PLAY MORIO

calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 9 November 2006 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

http://img277.imageshack.us/img277/2373/fixedsw1.jpg

calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Thursday, 9 November 2006 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

in our household, the t-shirt reads "i make the food, i make the rules"

HUNTA-V (vahid), Thursday, 9 November 2006 07:01 (nineteen years ago)

i don't get steely dan.

i think i'm too young.

-- Ian Johnson (johni72...), April 28th, 2004 8:02 PM. (orion)

hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 9 November 2006 16:05 (nineteen years ago)

Comparing action games to RPGs is apples and oranges. Both are fruit, both are sweet, but you eat them differently, they have different nutritional properties, and they sound completely different when I throw them at your big face.

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), November 9th, 2006 11:03 AM. (The GZeus) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 9 November 2006 20:43 (nineteen years ago)

If that bunny humping was the whole game, like, variations on that theme, I might buy it.

I'm pervy, yes.

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), November 7th, 2006 5:04 PM. (The GZeus) (link)

And a criminal by the sounds of it.

-- Darramouss (darramous...) (webmail), November 7th, 2006 5:17 PM. (Darramouss ftw) (link)

get a room

-- s1ocki (slytus...) (webmail), November 7th, 2006 5:24 PM. (slutsky) (link)

What?

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), November 7th, 2006 6:03 PM. (The GZeus) (link)

I'm actually on topic, though...

-- The GZeus (gzeusmant...) (webmail), November 7th, 2006 6:07 PM. (The GZeus) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 9 November 2006 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

I'm worried that is in reference to the game Easter Bunny's Big Day.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

ask kingfish

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)

no.

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Thursday, 9 November 2006 22:40 (nineteen years ago)

if they didn't say maroon 5 i would have thought it was ILX's own adam r levine

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), November 9th, 2006 10:35 AM. (mcutt) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 9 November 2006 23:23 (nineteen years ago)

http://ilx.wh3rd.net/thread.php?msgid=1287170

I wondered how long it'd be before someone started using serious hardcore HTML skillz on ILM. Bold, underline and images in one post is totally over the top.

-- Greg (scart...) (webmail), June 4th, 2001 8:00 PM. (link)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 10 November 2006 00:53 (nineteen years ago)

http://media1.suntimes.com/nixoncds/image/20061108_23_41_15_296-282-400.imageContent

diane airbus (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVrlA3-f29g&eurl=

^@^ (map), Friday, 10 November 2006 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

i enjoy to play with the look of people on me. i enjoy to give them smile. keep them out from their bad life and coming with smile.

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 10 November 2006 03:03 (nineteen years ago)

that man is in love with life

manute lol (sanskrit), Friday, 10 November 2006 03:10 (nineteen years ago)

geekiest skate vid ever
i think he is awesomely awesome

rrrobyn, the situation (rrrobyn), Friday, 10 November 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit I want a rollersuit

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 10 November 2006 04:41 (nineteen years ago)

me2

latebloomer and his 'Cyborg Companion', Hacker (latebloomer), Friday, 10 November 2006 04:48 (nineteen years ago)

OH THE WISDOM OF AGE.
STEELY DAN.
TRUE LOVE.

calvin johnson has ruined rock for an entire generation (orion), Friday, 10 November 2006 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

ally, i am buying you & tom that game as an easter present. we'll be expecting a full report.

kingfish prætor (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 10 November 2006 08:12 (nineteen years ago)

Winger Update!

am0n (am0n), Friday, 10 November 2006 15:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://g.websponsors.com/graphics/99793/125-X-125_grants_01.jpg

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Friday, 10 November 2006 20:02 (nineteen years ago)

I lived with a rabbit known as Chou Chou de Zygomar in Paris who chewed through everything he could get his teeth on. He looked a lot like these guys.

-- M. White (boeldie...), Yesterday 11:44 PM. (Miguelito) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 11 November 2006 03:38 (nineteen years ago)

My ex-girlfriend in Paris had a wee bunny named Chou-chou de Zygomar. He left pellets all over the place, frightened the cats and chewed through everything he could. He was cute though. She used to let him run around on the grass in the Luxembourg Gardens under the watchful eyes of the Senate Police.

-- Michael White (Sanmichel...) (webmail), March 3rd, 2005 11:33 AM. (Hereward) (link)

is that the first paragraph of your memoir?

-- jbr (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), March 3rd, 2005 11:37 AM.

sleep (sleep), Saturday, 11 November 2006 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

Mike Daddino has a very gentle voice; he slides into conversations with this, "pardon me, but I had a small interjection that is completely appropriate for the reigning zeitgeist" vibe about 85% of the time. The other 15% is showcased when he gets flustered or frustrated because he can't think of that perfectly devastating word that will make his next sentence a bon mot for the ages, at which point his speaking pitch goes up and his candence increases dramatically; it's like watching a supercomputer suddenly crank into solving 30 linear algebra equations simultaneously while rendering a landscape scene.

sleep (sleep), Saturday, 11 November 2006 17:51 (nineteen years ago)

mike daddino = rainn wilson on the office

b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 11 November 2006 18:03 (nineteen years ago)

Message header from email in spam folder:

For your wife’s b-day you want to make a sperm firework for her? Soft Cialis Tabs is your solution.

Haha, "sperm firework".

Pashmina (Pashmina), Saturday, 11 November 2006 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

Spam or guerrilla marketing for Borat?

milo z (mlp), Saturday, 11 November 2006 18:40 (nineteen years ago)

the three other folks I saw this with all agreed Sofia appears to be a serious victim of the law of diminishing returns, each film's worse than the one before it.

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 4:47 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later) (link)

How were you planning to sexually assault her?

-- milo z (wooderso...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 4:48 PM. (mlp) (later) (link)

It involves kitchen twine, I'd guess.

-- Beth S. (blanke...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 4:51 PM. (Ex Leon) (later) (link)

beat that dead horse BEAT IT

-- Shakey Mo Collier (audiobo...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 5:00 PM. (Shakey Mo Collier) (later) (link)

you left out the xpost, shakey.

-- Sterling Clover (s.clove...) (webmail), November 10th, 2006 5:04 PM. (s_clover) (later) (link)

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Saturday, 11 November 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

I've never heard of this dude in my life.

-- jaymc (jmcunnin...) (webmail), Yesterday 7:07 PM. (jaymc) (later) (link)

manute lol (sanskrit), Sunday, 12 November 2006 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 12 November 2006 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2Nc1kvAF3A&eurl=

^@^ (map), Sunday, 12 November 2006 12:02 (nineteen years ago)

ololo

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 12 November 2006 16:36 (nineteen years ago)

love how he stops in front of the store and looks up

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 12 November 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Lost myspace password

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

i love that helpful determined little penguin.

estela (estela), Sunday, 12 November 2006 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

What! A thread about douchebags and no mention of Rush Limbaugh yet! Surely he's just too obvious and long ago broke the douchebag barrier and ascended to some higher level of douchery, like "emperor of turd-burglary" or something?

-- Spanky McGee III (nothi...), November 10th, 2006 10:47 PM.

b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 November 2006 00:05 (nineteen years ago)

“I’m telling you, it was a cat, that talked.”
“Hmm, that is pretty interesting.”
“Pretty interesting?!”
“Yeah, that’s kinda cute! A talking cat, that’s sweet. Do you think the children would like playing with it?”
“You’re not listening to me – I just got back from dealing with a talking cat.”
“Well, even if it does talk, it has to be a nice looking cat or else the children wouldn’t care about it much.”
“Are you getting anything I’m saying?”
“Well, it’s a cat, I got that much.”
“I. Just. Dealt. With. A. Cat. That. Talked. Talked. To. Me. In. Particular.”
“Did you get any photos?”
Dara slammed the door behind her as she retreated to her separate room in the apartment and held her head in her hands. Was Rob completely insane or had she just missed something? Was she insane because Rob didn’t seem surprised by this at all? Had she entered bizarroworld without asking or being asked, even for some kind of a mental passport?
There was a knock at the door. “Yes,” she said wearily.
Rob came in. “Well, hold on, you said the cat talked?”

-- Ned Raggett (ne...) (webmail), Yesterday 12:47 AM. (Ned) (later) (link)

^@^ (map), Monday, 13 November 2006 01:07 (nineteen years ago)

Is Satomi trying to be "cute"? I personally don't think so. Never bought that criticism. And gibberish? Words are sounds. Just another instrument, no? Dan Bejar belting out his "la la la la la la la"s is not gibberish. Just because she is a beautiful asian woman, try not to pigeonhole her with your own bent biases. Look deeper, dlp...try to let go of stereotypes...and actually listen. You may find it refreshing, and you may start to enjoy Satomi for the amazing musician that she is.

-- wonderwonder (marybehtfourwonde...), November 12th, 2006 9:52 PM. (wonderwonder) (later)

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 13 November 2006 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

she's a lot of things but beautiful wouldn't be the first thing I'd think of.

oh wait, it's probably a male music journalist talking about a female musician again...

Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Monday, 13 November 2006 03:51 (nineteen years ago)

this is no joke, lfam. denim is serious business.

^@^ (map), Monday, 13 November 2006 04:56 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.snowman.org/blog/wp-photos/obiwan.jpg

i was shopping japan for premium denim long, long ago.

s1ocki (slutsky), Monday, 13 November 2006 05:55 (nineteen years ago)

i wasn't laughing at it! i just wanted to put it somewhere in case he deleted it, because it is amazing and the awesomely awesome thread takes ~10 minutes to load.

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Monday, 13 November 2006 05:58 (nineteen years ago)

im laughing at it.

chaki (chaki), Monday, 13 November 2006 06:23 (nineteen years ago)

I just put it my special memories folder

roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 13 November 2006 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

i've admired many of these brands' handiwork and craftmanship when you guys were listening to Tortoise and Stereolab.

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 13 November 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

WHEN YOU KIDS WERE SUCKLING JOHN MCENTIRE'S TEATS

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 13 November 2006 13:39 (nineteen years ago)

McTeats

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Monday, 13 November 2006 13:54 (nineteen years ago)

Children Of Bodom

Actually, this name makes a lot of sense for a Finnish metal band, because it's a reference to the Lake Bodom murders, a famous triple homicide that took place here back in the sixties.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), November 12th, 2006 11:46 PM. (link)

Anyway, you can imagine how difficult it is to use these names in Finnish, where we have cases and not prepositions or postpositions. For example, "I like I've Love You But I've Chosen Darkness" translates to "Minä pidän I Love You But I've Chosen Darknessista".

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), November 12th, 2006 11:49 PM. (link)

My friends used to have a punk band called Smell My Hand, It's Got Dog Pee and Human Shit on It. The name was inspired by a comment a random bum once made to us. I don't think they had any gigs though.

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), November 12th, 2006 11:55 PM. (link)

sometimes your posts remind me of rose from the golden girls talking about life in st. olaf.

-- estela (estelaisale...), November 12th, 2006 11:57 PM.

b-minus time traveler (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:04 (nineteen years ago)

haha

cutty (mcutt), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

So true.

Beth S. (Ex Leon), Monday, 13 November 2006 16:23 (nineteen years ago)

I am combing my hair with a porkchop covered in gravy right now!
-- H. Duff. (hduf...), July 30th, 2004 11:54 AM. (ex machina)

Why is this so funny...still?

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Monday, 13 November 2006 18:52 (nineteen years ago)

Spent the weekend blowing my nose/coughing into a dirty t shirt by the side of my bed.

It's still there. I know this because I stepped on it when I got up for work today, and it was squishy.

-- John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjuste...), November 13th, 2006.

am0n (am0n), Monday, 13 November 2006 21:13 (nineteen years ago)

actual gchat exchange with my ex
me: i ran THE BIGGEST macro ever today!
not even kidding!
it took like, 20 minutes to run
HIM: BONER!
me: and generated a 3585 line spreadsheet
HIM: you are hottest ever!
me: like 60,000 cells!
HIM: gasp


-- bell labs (lindsay...) (webmail), November 13th, 2006. (link)

The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0217062contract1.gif

roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:18 (nineteen years ago)

thats kind of hot

sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:38 (nineteen years ago)

"ingestion of cum"

jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

daily, I pigeonhole beautiful asian women with my huge bent bias

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 13 November 2006 23:43 (nineteen years ago)

wait--

"you will shave every third day, which includes underarms, chest, legs, and pubic area..."

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:44 (nineteen years ago)

seriously, whats up with that font?

sunny successor agrees: gay dad always trumps slutty mom (katharine), Monday, 13 November 2006 23:50 (nineteen years ago)

should be in comic sans

S- (sgh), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 01:37 (nineteen years ago)

owen wilson is the dude from beach boys innit

-- ken c (pykachu10...), November 13th, 2006. (ken c) (later) (link)

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

I'm a person just like you, but I've got better things to do
SATARAM FUCKING HAH!
HAGAWADDADDIDDINGDAH!
SNOTWHAJAH! MUPPET NOSE!
PAZZAH! ADDASHO!
UHDUHDEEDA THUGGABA SPEED DAWADIDDAJABAH NEED!
I'VE GOT THE STRAIGHTEDGE!

-- A-ron Hubbard (Hurtingchie...), November 14th, 2006.

latebloomer: not to be confused with the dolphin from Seaquest DSV (latebloomer), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 05:03 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.knitemare.org/cats/270913948_610f50b666.jpg

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

owen wilson is the dude from beach boys innit

-- ken c (pykachu10...), November 13th, 2006. (ken c) (later) (link)

ken c otm

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 14 November 2006 06:19 (nineteen years ago)

i would have intimate relations with all this ilxors

-- rrrobyn, the situation (apoemabouteverythin...), November 14th, 2006.

H2-H4 (H2-H4), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 11:59 (nineteen years ago)

I was playing Counterstrike but wiggling a crosshair about with a mouse bears no relationship whatsoever to aiming and firing a real gun. One needs to completely separate oneself from actual gun firing to play it.

And don't get me started on Spiderman - in what fucking world is pressing R2 anything like shotting web?

-- ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (gerry.wat...), November 14th, 2006 6:08 AM. (GerryNemo) (later)

cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 13:14 (nineteen years ago)

thought this was gonna be another girlz of ilx thread
-- and what

David R. (popshots75`), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.playwithlinn.com/Images/funny%20pics/oh%20snap.jpg

Beth S. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:22 (nineteen years ago)

I always hear the A-Team music when looking at beargetselectrocuted.jpg.

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 16:37 (nineteen years ago)

Sorry if this is already mentioned on the thread, but what will ILX's new address be? ilx.thehold.net?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...) (webmail), Today 12:36 PM. (Tuomas) (later) (link)

Yes.

-- ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (gerry.wat...) (webmail), Today 12:36 PM. (GerryNemo) (later) (link)

Go there from end Nov onwards.

-- ONIMO ph34rz teh NOIZE (gerry.wat...) (webmail), Today 12:36 PM. (GerryNemo) (later) (link)

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:38 (nineteen years ago)

Sanskrit is faster than me :(

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Tuesday, 14 November 2006 17:46 (nineteen years ago)

it's the tone of the groan.

-- HUNTA-V (vfoz...), Yesterday 10:59 PM. (vahid) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Tuesday, 14 November 2006 23:00 (nineteen years ago)

haha. i just came on to post that

jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 06:28 (nineteen years ago)

womanly things, like cook for me and do the dishes every time

- Fake Tuomas

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 16:50 (nineteen years ago)

what's wrong with avocado green?

-- lsd sky chefs (theundergroundhom...) (webmail), November 14th, 2006 11:51 PM. (Jody Beth Rosen) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite threads have always been those really tremendous OLD-ILE ones like "what are you - heh heh - wearing right now?"
-- Mr. Diamond (electrifyingmoj...), September 10th, 2003 9:18 AM. (diamond) (link)

jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://static.flickr.com/115/298151156_0f97ccc9c5.jpg

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:29 (nineteen years ago)

whoa, i didn't realize george takei was into nutzoid conspiracy shit!

magnificently-crafted waterfalls of latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 15 November 2006 20:33 (nineteen years ago)

I can't believe I watched the whole thing.

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:37 (nineteen years ago)

ha, i only watched like a quarter of it. sucka!

magnificently-crafted waterfalls of latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:41 (nineteen years ago)

curtis r u stoned?

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 16 November 2006 02:45 (nineteen years ago)

if only!

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 16 November 2006 07:17 (nineteen years ago)

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4410/kfeddoorwv4.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:16 (nineteen years ago)

Did This Cat Breed With a Dog?

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2006/11/catydog_468x312.jpg

dmr (Renard), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:25 (nineteen years ago)

I like the carefully placed boobage.

milo z (mlp), Thursday, 16 November 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

This and the "right to silence" throws up some strange anomalies. A year or so back someone refused to admit they were driving a car that was clocked for speeding. The argument went something like:

"Who was driving?"
"I refuse to say as it may incriminate me."
"So it was you?"
"I refuse to say as it may incriminate me."
"If it was anyone else but you then you have to tell us or you are obstructing justice!"
"I'm not obstructing justice."
"So it must have been you!"
"I refuse to say as it may incriminate me."

Now this added up to a bloke chancing his arm and getting away with speeding despite quite obviously being guilty. No-one was hurt and I'm sure Top Gear presenters had a wee chuckle. But it is right and just?

-- ONIMO feels teh NOIZE (gerry.wat...), Yesterday 1:58 PM. (GerryNemo) (later)

Do you have any references for that?

-- Andrew Farrell (afarrel...), Yesterday 2:10 PM. (afarrell) (later)

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 17 November 2006 01:35 (nineteen years ago)

Achoo queen contest - http://www5a.biglobe.ne.jp/~kago-usu/KushamiRoom/99/99-E.html

http://www5a.biglobe.ne.jp/~kago-usu/KushamiRoom/99/99_7jpg.jpg

jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 17 November 2006 08:33 (nineteen years ago)

This Is The Thread Where We Make Random But Semi-Educated Guesses About What ILXORS Do For A Living

These really aren't so much "semi-educated guesses" as simply another way to insult people.
-- Bobby Ganush (joh...), Today 11:01 AM. (Uri Frendimein)


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

^^ bitter drycleaner with a comb tucked into his sock
-- estela (estelaisale...), Today 11:06 AM. (estela)

m coleman (lovebug starski), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:38 (nineteen years ago)

“ZOLTAN GET DOWN!”
Some part of him that had been trained enough reacted and Grimalkin saw him collapse even as the screaming figure leaped over him and charged towards a skeleton, popping off a skull with an expert snick. The figure turned and immediately did the same for two more, and then prepared to do the same for the rest.
Meanwhile, another figure had leapt forward, grabbing at Zoltan and dragging him to his feet, gun in his hand. “Get behind me!”
“Uh...”
Grimalkin, figuring this would be a battle of wits with a clear loser already, turned back towards the other group, only to see that things had somewhat changed even in a few seconds. Porter was now frowning, Mary was suddenly grinning and the mysterious masked figure was turning around in astonishment. All this because the heads of the skeleton had fallen into the outstretched hands of their owners, who had immediately reattached them and were shrugging at each other.
“I don’t know, that didn’t seem to threatening,” said one.
“Yeah, what’s the big deal?” responded another.
All three looked at the figure with the sword, who jerked her head back towards her companions, who had also now paused themselves.
“This...this is new,” said the figure with the sword.

-- Ned Raggett (ne...)

and what (ooo), Friday, 17 November 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

Marcello: Cultural Learnings of Charts for Make Benefit Glorious Planet Pop

-- wordy rappaport (estiebuttez...), November 17th, 2006. (EstieButtez1) (later)

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Friday, 17 November 2006 15:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/8054/gqoe2.jpg

dmr (Renard), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:46 (nineteen years ago)

Web rage?

A British man said to have carried out the country's first "Web rage" attack was jailed for 2-1/2 years on Friday for assaulting a man with whom he had exchanged insults over the Internet.

blackmail (blackmail.is.my.life), Friday, 17 November 2006 15:55 (nineteen years ago)

There's always one asshole like you who wants to shit in the apple pie! Well, you just shat in the one apple pie that knows how to shit back!

-- stoked for the madness (crucial.bonu...)

i am not a nugget (stevie), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:29 (nineteen years ago)

haha that's a line from Club Dread FWIW

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:31 (nineteen years ago)

what album is the gangsta yankee hotel foxtrot?

cutty (mcutt), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:33 (nineteen years ago)

markelby or graham? xpost

roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

what album is the gangsta yankee hotel foxtrot?

Is it my christmas album?

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:51 (nineteen years ago)

its from the Clipse thread

deej.. (deej..), Friday, 17 November 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

comedy gold

http://www.guidelive.com/sharedcontent/dws/img/v3/09-26-2005.ngl_26ACLwilco.G2H1MV73P.1.jpg


I speak with corrupted tongue


Recognized the underworld since I was young


Back in '84 when I saw Crocket & Tubbs as the law


These eyes got big when they televised that raw

-- M@tt He1geson

dmr (Renard), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:27 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/WME.png

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 17:55 (nineteen years ago)

TEARS OF LAUGHTER STREAM DOWN FACE

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 18:08 (nineteen years ago)

roffle

latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 17 November 2006 18:10 (nineteen years ago)

GUESS:

No, they shouldn't as young people of today need The Beatles more than any generation before them, as evident by the rubbish that has dominated particularly the Billboard list for the past years.

David R. (popshots75`), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:21 (nineteen years ago)

A++++ ROFFLES

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

http://home.gwu.edu/~tombot/SRvsIANS.png

haha sorry

Allyzay Eisenschefter (allyzay), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

hahahaha hLOL dead Ian

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

12:54:45 [usinehumaine] someone to share files with me?
12:54:55 [usinehumaine] some girl?
12:54:58 [usinehumaine] lol
12:55:13 [Klampfe] yeah me
12:55:17 [Klampfe] my name ist stephanie
12:55:21 [Klampfe] hello
12:55:27 [Klampfe] i love you
12:55:29 [Klampfe] fuck me
12:55:30 [Klampfe] now
12:55:31 [Klampfe] bitch
12:55:35 [Klampfe] lets get it one
12:55:40 [Klampfe] take off your pants
12:55:43 [usinehumaine] hahaaha
12:55:45 [Klampfe] i wanne smell your balls
12:55:46 [usinehumaine] ok
12:55:48 [Klampfe] hrhr
12:55:49 [usinehumaine] wait
12:55:52 [usinehumaine] man
12:56:04 [usinehumaine] funny

am0n (am0n), Saturday, 18 November 2006 18:06 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/Fremencat.b.jpg

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Saturday, 18 November 2006 21:02 (nineteen years ago)

Finally, thank god I restarted the blog. Fellownerds are lamentably few and far between in models' apartments, and if not for cyberspace, it might be months before I met anyone capable of understanding my "hilarious" punchline regarding this box of German licorice: "Oh ja, something got über alles, but I don't think it vas Deutschland!"

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/elysesewell/IMG_8416.jpg

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Saturday, 18 November 2006 23:33 (nineteen years ago)

Obviously Trace these so-called "tourists" should be spending time with extended family or visiting roadside attractions, not thinking they can come to our nice wholesome states and start throwing big drunken parties like they belong here.

Also "tourist" sounds like "terrorist."

-- nabisco (--...), November 19th, 2006. (nabisco) (later) (link)

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 19 November 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

the POPE confronts ISLC*M

sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Sunday, 19 November 2006 18:12 (nineteen years ago)

The way I see it, the longer I actively practise solitary ejaculation, the longer I should be able to withhold the dreaded payload when it comes down to actual nookie. In theory.

-- You've Got Scourage On Your Breath (papiermachealamphibia...), November 18th, 2006. (Haberdager) (later) (link)

YOU GOTTA RUN RUN RUN RUN RUUUUUUUN

-- Domino Man (noodle_vagu...), November 18th, 2006. (noodle vague) (later) (link)

ARGH GODDAMMIT LOUIS, SHUTUP SHUTUP

-- Joe Isuzu's Petals (crump...), November 18th, 2006. (Rock Hardy) (later) (link)

zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

perhaps that should go on c's on desist!

zombierza (tehresa), Sunday, 19 November 2006 22:13 (nineteen years ago)

how about "mental images no one wanted"

Jessie the Monster (scarymonsterrr), Sunday, 19 November 2006 23:28 (nineteen years ago)

BAN LOUIS JAGGER

dommy p is alright WHICH IS A LOT MORE THAN I CAN SAY ABOUT A LOT OF PEOPLE (Dom, Monday, 20 November 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j314/backsliding/bigeddy.jpg

zombierza (tehresa), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:25 (nineteen years ago)

Tell me about losing your dignity............

sigh.

-- like murderinging (mi...), November 19th, 2006

and what (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/johnjusten/ohcaatci0.png?t=1163988168

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Monday, 20 November 2006 02:04 (nineteen years ago)

omgzzz

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 20 November 2006 02:17 (nineteen years ago)

dave7733 (4 months ago)
When will nirvana tour australia? i brought their album last week and it ROCKED!!!
(Reply) (Mark as spam)

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 20 November 2006 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

I am honestly surprised it wasn't the urine quote that was his downfall, we've all seen how using stupid line breaks to discuss your man's giant ballsack spread between two pringles can basically ruin your career on here.

-- Abbott (igotabeefpastr...)

and what (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 05:43 (nineteen years ago)

I don't want to sound stupid but how many official Tori albums are there?

I actually thought Under the Pink was a huge step down from Little Earthquakes (Trent Reznor??? Why?). Much prefer From the Choirgirl Hotel.

-- Calum Robert (calumr...), June 23rd, 2002 8:00 PM.

CROWS don't FLY in STRAIGHT LINES (orion), Monday, 20 November 2006 07:02 (nineteen years ago)

if louis does look like what i imagine him to look like, indeed: there must be no masturbation in these imagination sequences.

also, jagster, your theory is uh well yeah wrong.

i is h!!!!!!!

trees (treesessplode), Monday, 20 November 2006 15:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y191/CygnusDarius/sleeper-ice-cream.jpg?t=1163978049

-- It's the lazy and immoral way to become super hip. (austin.swinbur...), November 20th, 2006 10:06 AM.

the car, the hole, and the peekskill meteorite (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 20 November 2006 18:18 (nineteen years ago)

See, this is what I don't get. Is your experience so limited that you've never seen non-racist people behave this way? I know a guy from Texas who loves black people to death. When that racial transmogrifier was posted on ILX I put his picture through it and sent it to him. He said his dream of finally becoming a black man had come true. Etc. Yet, he will say some of the most racial shit you ever heard right to a black man's face and they will laugh together. He's a blues musician and I'd say 70% of his music is by black artists. But, that doesn't stop him from making chicken jokes while he watches a video of James Brown sweating his ass off.

-- Bobby Ganush (joh...) (webmail), November 20th, 2006 11:15 AM. (Uri Frendimein) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:18 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mrbalihai.com/goof/images2/donut_cat.jpg

roc u like a § (ex machina), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:26 (nineteen years ago)

some ilxor is gonna get mad rich one day writing a book on the pathology of longtime message board users

That's like expecting Gilligan to some day make it off the island.

-- Beth S. (blanke...)

anticon jemima (ooo), Monday, 20 November 2006 19:40 (nineteen years ago)

haha

songs and ballads of the bituminous miners (sanskrit), Monday, 20 November 2006 20:39 (nineteen years ago)

If the money is actually going to Nigeria, isn't this sort of poetic justice for all the damage done by colonialism?

-- Tuomas (lixnix...), Yesterday 10:11 AM

Beth S. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 00:06 (nineteen years ago)

haha tuomas!

M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 00:08 (nineteen years ago)

http://flickr.com/photos/atomichousewife/260242816/in/photostream/

the car, the hole, and the peekskill meteorite (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/pitstoppics/free-cat.jpg

John Justen says Toonces was one of the most talented cats on televison (johnjus, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:31 (nineteen years ago)

I Stabbed Myself In The Fucking Hand

Conor Smedley, Tuesday, 21 November 2006 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

How did Conor post w/o being registered?

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:32 (nineteen years ago)

Also HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL

stoked for the madness (nickalicious), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

werewolfs got powers man

j blount (papa la bas), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 18:49 (nineteen years ago)

http://emmanuel.denis.free.fr/images/teenwolf.JPG

Beth S. (Ex Leon), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 19:37 (nineteen years ago)

I like to picture Riker smooth-talking Troi via combadge and Barclay in the corner posting angrily about it on enterprise.forums.net.

-- stoked for the madness (crucial.bonu...), November 21st, 2006 8:33 AM. (later)

elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 21:35 (nineteen years ago)

7:06 AM, 21 Nov 06 Does J Blount Want To Fuck Me In My Butthole? deleted by teh_kit (jblount buttfucking game not actually available on any systems)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Tuesday, 21 November 2006 22:20 (nineteen years ago)

i aint mad. i got new firefox! i just never noticed how often you dis people over dumb internerd stuff before! "omg u people r so dumb dont even know rss! blah blah" why do you think about this stuff?!

-- chaki (chaki.tim...), November 20th, 2006.

I don't know - why do you care?

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 20th, 2006.

jon recognizes his place on the bleeding edge of technogeek lifestyle, dispenses contempt accordingly. don't let it bother you, dude.

-- elmo argonaut (elmo.oxyge...), November 20th, 2006.

this is not news

-- cutty (holle...), November 20th, 2006.

http://project.cyberpunk.ru/idb/images/logos/snowcrash.gif
^ me hanging out in washington sq park

-- roc u like a § (jo...), November 20th, 2006.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

i care because i like jon and want to save-a-him from acting like a dickhead nerd.

chaki (chaki), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

im not commenting on that, i just thought jon's snowcrash gif was funny!

latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 00:13 (nineteen years ago)

haha

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 00:52 (nineteen years ago)

FWIW, that thread was meant to be a lol funny joke. I don't understand why you read negativity into everything, chaki

roc u like a § (ex machina), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 00:57 (nineteen years ago)

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At 8:52 PM, George Forman said: hey baby the fat just drips off
At 8:53 PM, rosie o'donnell said: hey im a big fat annoying lesiban look at me everybody hey look
At 8:53 PM, slayer said: religion is hate religion is fear!

religion's a whoooorree!
At 8:54 PM, steven morrissey said: Take me out, tonight

to where there's music and ther's people who are young and alive

driving in your car

I never want to go home

because I haven't got one Any more


At 8:55 PM, I agree! said: transworld needs to get more comment windows, they are sooo cool ;) ps i also am cool and you are not, so go rollerblade and masturbate while ur at it for me ok? ok.
At 9:10 AM, I agree! said:

Transworld really needs to lose these stupid comment windows. They have lost their purpose and now only idiots use them to talk trash about each other.


At 9:31 AM, lol said: shut up and skate
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At 10:03 AM, wwwwwwww said: www.freewebs.com/trashtalk2
At 2:33 PM, Kevin said: Thank you!

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At 2:34 PM, gangsta dude said: yall just mad cuz i had sex with your daddy
At 2:12 AM, Anonymous said: i rocked my dc bullets on out to the mailbox to send away for a sticker pack from CALISKATZ.com. they never came.my dc bullets rule,CALISKATZ is a ripoff.end of story
At 6:58 PM, GG Allin said: I don't skate anymore, all i do is hang out with my best friend and mentor Steven Patrick Morrissey

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 22 November 2006 07:12 (nineteen years ago)

“It’s a high-technology, Google-blogging, iMac-type of premise going on there mixed with the classic underdog versus the establishment,” offered Mr. Sealey.

translation: "i'm a wank-wanky, wank-wanking, wank-type of wanker going on about wank mixed with the classic [theme of] wanker vs his own wankdom."

-- grimly fiendish (simonmai...) (webmail), November 21st, 2006 3:08 PM. (grimlord)

sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:14 (nineteen years ago)

ha

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

how I escribe to ask cHaki postcard?

am0n (am0n), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:35 (nineteen years ago)

also, and i say this as someone who shamelessly/fully ripped him off for most of my early "career": can we never, ever invoke simon reynolds again when talking about modern american music?
-- my teeth are horrible, I'm gaining weight, I don't understand twelve-tone (wt...), November 22nd, 2006 3:35 PM.


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rip him off and start again
-- Alex in Baltimore (shipley.a...), November 22nd, 2006 3:36 PM.

deej.. (deej..), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 15:38 (nineteen years ago)

roffle why am i even deigning to argue with someone whose end address is "btinternet?"

-- hstencil (hstenc!...) (webmail), November 22nd, 2006 2:32 AM. (hstencil) (link)

cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Wednesday, 22 November 2006 18:53 (nineteen years ago)

bimble, remember you being weird from this: Your opinion, please: 366-band, 411 track 1981 box set

try reading some of your own posts, from there

-- RJG (RJ...), November 23rd, 2006 4:49 AM. (RJG) (tracklink) (later)

cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 November 2006 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

Is it weird that I like Sandinista better than London Calling?

YES, LIKING SANDINISTA IS COMPLETELY UNHEARD OF, CALL THE AUTHORITIES

the car, the hole, and the peekskill meteorite (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 23 November 2006 13:40 (nineteen years ago)

call rolling stone

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 23 November 2006 15:40 (nineteen years ago)

congratulations to ilm's own thomas tallis for his appearance in weird al's 'white & nerdy' video
http://www.p2p-weblog.com/50226711/images/WhiteNerdy.jpg

-- anticon jemima (an...) (webmail), November 23rd, 2006 10:32 AM. (ooo)

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 23 November 2006 16:08 (nineteen years ago)

THANK GOD THERE ARE OTHERS OUT THERE WHO HATE BEYONCE AS MUCH AS I DO. SHE IS ONE OF THE WORST 'SINGERS' OF TODAY. FIND A BEAT, FIND A NOTE,........NO, JUST GIVE IT UP.

-- Dj (djdoug7...) (webmail), November 16th, 2006 7:38 AM. (link)

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH U I MEEN SHE IS THE BEST SINGER ON EARTH AND SHE IS SO PRETTY

-- LOLA LINDA ROSALINDA (DARIA15...) (webmail), November 22nd, 2006 1:24 PM.

am0n (am0n), Thursday, 23 November 2006 16:10 (nineteen years ago)

I MEEN REALLY

dmr (Renard), Thursday, 23 November 2006 17:52 (nineteen years ago)

Gay Stunts for All Occasions

a name means a lot just by itself (lfam), Thursday, 23 November 2006 20:17 (nineteen years ago)

Wow, the brits are in high form

roc u like a § (ex machina), Thursday, 23 November 2006 22:39 (nineteen years ago)


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